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The Maid Did It #FullMovie
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00:00:07Open up the door, murderer! We know you're in there!
00:00:12Oh, shit!
00:00:15Have you ever had one of those really bad days?
00:00:23Yeah, so that's how mine started.
00:00:27Open it, man!
00:00:30But let's rewind to the moment the shit hit the phone.
00:00:40Nothing's more important than family.
00:00:42Nothing.
00:00:43Not money.
00:00:44Not power.
00:00:45Not career.
00:00:47Makes me so happy to spend this day with you.
00:00:49With my loving sister, Sylvia.
00:00:51My nephew, Jan, and his stunning wife, Monique.
00:00:54My nephew, Ryan, and his beautiful fiancée, Stephanie.
00:00:57Welcome to the family.
00:00:59Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so much joy.
00:01:06A piece of advice.
00:01:07Don't grow old alone.
00:01:09Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:01:13Oh my god, you fucking idiot!
00:01:15How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:01:17I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth?
00:01:21More than you make in a decade.
00:01:23Not so much.
00:01:24You completely ruined my fiancée's suit!
00:01:26It's really not.
00:01:26No, it's annoying.
00:01:27Honey, we're sitting at dinner.
00:01:28I have like 50 of them.
00:01:29You're in your outfit.
00:01:30It's fine.
00:01:36Oh my god!
00:01:39Come on, buddy.
00:01:40I got you.
00:01:40It's in the squid!
00:01:44He's dead.
00:01:46Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:51I know who killed him.
00:01:53Her!
00:01:54The maid did it.
00:01:57The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:02:02What? There must be some sort of mistake.
00:02:04The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:02:08Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:02:11I mean, look at him.
00:02:13Clearly he got poisoned.
00:02:14Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:02:16Hey!
00:02:17And who was it who was serving us food all night
00:02:19when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:22I'm calling the police.
00:02:24Why did you do it?
00:02:25Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:27I didn't do it.
00:02:28I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:31Prove it.
00:02:33Prove it?
00:02:34How...
00:02:35How am I supposed to...
00:02:36Tony's plate right here.
00:02:38Come on.
00:02:39You want to eat with us?
00:02:40You want to be one of the fig wigs?
00:02:42Sit down.
00:02:44Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:47And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:49Hey, Steph, honey.
00:02:51Monique called the police already, alright?
00:02:53We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:55If she's claiming she's not the killer,
00:02:58she has to prove it.
00:02:59I don't think that's how the law works.
00:03:02In this house, we are the law.
00:03:05So do it.
00:03:06Prove your innocence.
00:03:09I didn't poison him.
00:03:11But what if someone else did?
00:03:32I feel fine.
00:03:33I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
00:03:35Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:36You are not going anywhere.
00:03:39You need to admit it.
00:03:41Right here, right now.
00:03:42You're the one who murdered him.
00:03:44No, none of you understand.
00:03:45I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:48My mother worked here for my entire childhood,
00:03:50and then when she got sick,
00:03:51he gave me a position when nobody else would.
00:03:53Are you saying that I...
00:03:54I killed the only person who treated me like a human being?
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59I don't know.
00:04:00Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:04:02No.
00:04:02Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:04:04And I know for a fact,
00:04:06each and every one of you has a dirty little secret
00:04:10that you would do anything to hide.
00:04:13Ow!
00:04:14Ow!
00:04:15Why did you...
00:04:16How dare you speak to us like this?
00:04:19You are nothing.
00:04:20You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:23Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:27They put the blame on others.
00:04:29The jig is up.
00:04:30Confess already.
00:04:31I will not confess.
00:04:33Because I didn't do it.
00:04:35Hmm.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:38Well...
00:04:39Maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:43Steph, honey.
00:04:44Come on.
00:04:45Let's just calm down.
00:04:46We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:50Why are you protecting her?
00:04:54Are you fucking my fiancee?
00:04:57What?
00:05:02I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:05:04But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:05:08And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:05:09Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:05:12First of all, I would never.
00:05:15She is the help.
00:05:17You.
00:05:18You're the only one for me.
00:05:29Blueberry.
00:05:30What?
00:05:31This is what killed Tony.
00:05:33As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic to blueberries.
00:05:43Except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:48The maid.
00:05:49Yes!
00:05:50It is a clear proof that she is...
00:05:54Where is she?
00:05:58What do I do?
00:05:59What do I do?
00:06:00Think.
00:06:01Think.
00:06:01Uncle Tony is dead.
00:06:03And I...
00:06:03Open up the door, murderer.
00:06:05We know you're in there.
00:06:07Courtney!
00:06:07I mean, Brittany!
00:06:09Open up the door!
00:06:12Open the goddamn door, servant scum!
00:06:15These crazy, rich assholes are gonna send me to die in prison for something that I didn't do.
00:06:20Unless they kill me first.
00:06:22I have to escape.
00:06:24Now.
00:06:26Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:28Oh shit.
00:06:30Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:53Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:55Oh god.
00:07:03hey hey hey don't move hands up
00:07:08don't move stay right where you are i didn't do anything i i i swear
00:07:13britney britney logan from junior high alan beckham
00:07:27god alan it's been a really long time yeah tell me about it it's actually um detective
00:07:33beckham now you okay i saw you uh running through the uh trees over there oh wait i got a
00:07:41call
00:07:41that the maid poisoned the owner of this house is that you are you the killer i don't do anything
00:07:48right where you are do not move a muscle don't move
00:07:53i didn't do anything no you didn't say just try and flee the crime scene
00:08:00yes but i had no other choice alan please you have to believe
00:08:05detective beckham and nicole said that the maid confessed to the murder
00:08:09no i did not confess they're just framing me well because i'm the poor maid and they're a bunch of
00:08:15rich morally corrupt assholes and they think they can get away with it but i am innocent
00:08:21please alan you know me
00:08:24i do i loved you and then one day you were gone without explaining why and you left me heartbroken
00:08:31besides i have nothing to gain from killing tony i just lost my home
00:08:36what about your mother she is sick in the hospital i have no one else nowhere else to go
00:08:46i'm uh sorry to hear that look let's just go inside and we'll figure this out okay no i am
00:08:52not
00:08:53going back in there britney logan she never lied she wouldn't hurt a fly that's part of why i was
00:08:59so in love with her back then please just let me go i can't do that
00:09:07you could just say you never found me
00:09:19oh my god
00:09:21mr officer thank god you're here my uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here
00:09:26that's right lock her up before she kills someone else ma'am right now this woman is a person of
00:09:31interest okay a suspect i'm gonna need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested
00:09:36no i saw her do it we all did yeah totally yeah she probably did it right
00:09:43i'm uh i'm sorry about this brady logan you are now under arrest for the murder of tony harbour
00:09:50anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
00:09:53lawyer phone call blah blah blah just don't call us bitch and get the fuck off the property
00:10:05look let's just get you back to the station okay away from these assholes and i promise you
00:10:10i will give you a fair chance to tell your story
00:10:21unfortunately i don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather we're gonna have to stay
00:10:24here come on let's go
00:10:40i'm sorry i'm gonna need to frisk you
00:10:43it's okay
00:10:53uh could you spread your feet for me
00:10:57thank you
00:11:07turn around please
00:11:10there's nothing on you you didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars
00:11:15i remember that sarcastic humor that got you in trouble even then look alan i wanted to reach
00:11:21out to you and explain there's no need we were just kids right i mean first love it meant nothing
00:11:36anyway please sit down i um i need to ask you a few questions
00:11:39no you don't
00:11:42because i can tell you who the real killer is
00:11:53you know who the killer is
00:11:57who
00:11:59well i'm not a hundred percent certain who
00:12:03literally poisoned uncle tony but
00:12:06i know that every single one of them wanted uncle tony's ring
00:12:09it's worth thirty million dollars
00:12:11and each one of them has a dirty secret
00:12:14listen i want to hear everything you're about to say britney but
00:12:17you're shivering to the bone
00:12:18why don't you go change in something more
00:12:20i've got some clothes in there you're all wet too
00:12:24tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits
00:12:29would you mind just helping with the zipper
00:12:53i hope britney's telling the truth that she's not the killer because somehow
00:13:00after all this time my feelings for her never really went away
00:13:04how does this even make sense
00:13:06out of everyone in the world alan my first love
00:13:09and now he's the one investigating me
00:13:13i just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation
00:13:28i think you were uh just about to tell me who the killer is
00:13:34okay here it goes
00:13:39it all started this morning when everyone began running
00:13:43i thought this i thought this would be a typical birthday with tony hosting his family
00:13:47i always wondered why he kept me distant from them
00:13:50but this year i really realized why
00:13:53his family are a pack of vultures
00:13:55hiding secrets from here to nepal
00:13:57secrets you wouldn't believe
00:13:59and secrets they'd kill to protect
00:14:01hey there
00:14:04courtney right
00:14:05britney
00:14:05britney how could i forget
00:14:09you know i'm really glad to see you
00:14:10why is there something wrong with your bedroom
00:14:13you're not in it
00:14:14you know i remember you from when i used to visit
00:14:16you were this not-nosed little kid
00:14:18but now you have just grown into this
00:14:20just real woman
00:14:22thank you
00:14:25i made perfect body
00:14:27great tits
00:14:27that ass
00:14:28my god
00:14:29right um
00:14:30i actually have work to do
00:14:33wasn't your mom a maid here
00:14:36yes
00:14:37she was but
00:14:38she's sick now
00:14:39in the hospital
00:14:40you know the maid thing's always really done it for me
00:14:43you know
00:14:44like you come in
00:14:45try to clean
00:14:46i'm laying there
00:14:47and i offer you an extra hundred
00:14:49to you know
00:14:50just scrub a little extra
00:14:52aren't you here to announce your engagement
00:14:55oh come on marriage isn't a death contract
00:14:58there's always a few other adventures to be
00:15:02made
00:15:03oh god kill me
00:15:05this place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described ryan
00:15:09let's just say that step scared me from the very first moment we met
00:15:14what the fuck is going on here
00:15:21ah
00:15:21baby this is not what you think
00:15:23courtney is
00:15:24britney
00:15:24she's the housemaid
00:15:26okay i've known her since she was a dirty little kid
00:15:28hmm
00:15:29okay
00:15:29well britney slash courtney
00:15:32why don't you do yourself a favor and go make your low wage salary and go get my fucking luggage
00:15:42i will not give you a second chance
00:15:45wait i don't understand
00:15:46why is she so mean to you
00:15:48because i'm just the maid
00:15:51it makes them feel good to treat me like dirt
00:15:54as long as tony doesn't see
00:15:57but that's not the important part
00:16:00then steph said
00:16:01there's a storm coming
00:16:03and i don't want to be in this shitbox any longer than necessary
00:16:06so get the ring
00:16:07so we can get the fuck out of here
00:16:13oh my god is she okay
00:16:15it i mean it's just standing there
00:16:18are you deaf
00:16:19get the fucking luggage
00:16:23jesus christ
00:16:26and i'm the lady of this mansion
00:16:28we're gonna burn it down
00:16:30get rid of all this armor
00:16:32i'm on my way with party favors
00:16:34burn the rugs
00:16:36bleach the floors
00:16:37paint the walls
00:16:40get rid of all this disgusting antique shit
00:16:45ryan what are you doing
00:16:48yes ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife
00:16:53during this time uncle tony was sitting in his room
00:16:56yes
00:16:57oblivious to the fact that this would be the last day of his life
00:17:02yes
00:17:04yes
00:17:06i told you i'm getting good at bingo blitz
00:17:09mr harper your family is here
00:17:12here we go
00:17:14mom just okay
00:17:17my lovely brand new family hi
00:17:19mwah mwah
00:17:21hi son how's your uncle still alive
00:17:24hope so
00:17:24yeah
00:17:25it looks so good
00:17:27it's just getting done
00:17:28good morning dear family
00:17:30it's wonderful to see all of you here
00:17:32in my humble home
00:17:42weird who brings grocery store blueberries
00:17:45to a fancy dinner
00:17:48you too
00:17:49you there
00:17:50don't touch my suitcase
00:17:51oh i'm sorry
00:17:55blueberries
00:17:56so you're suggesting that sylvia harbour tony's sister
00:17:59is his murderer
00:18:00well i know that
00:18:02she was the only one who knew about tony's berry allergy
00:18:09something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me but
00:18:12i never imagined for a second she would go as far as to
00:18:15i'm sorry i i don't mean to interrupt your story
00:18:17do you mind if i um
00:18:27leave
00:18:30yeah of course
00:18:32i'm sorry um please continue
00:18:37don't touch my suitcase
00:18:39oh i'm sorry i just
00:18:41i said i can manage it
00:18:44i don't need help from the help
00:18:47yes ma'am it is my job though
00:18:50i understand that this is the countryside
00:18:52but is there a less idiotic maid available
00:18:55now now britney is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet
00:18:59her and her mother
00:19:01who i hope recovers very soon
00:19:05yeah well as soon as i'm lady of the house
00:19:08that kind soul is going to be shoveling horse shit
00:19:11jan
00:19:12help me with my suitcase
00:19:16mom i thought you said that she were going to
00:19:18shut up and carry it son
00:19:23i knew i should have told uncle tony that steph and ryan didn't really like him
00:19:27they were just here for the ring
00:19:32i need to talk to you about something
00:19:36i need to talk to you about something
00:19:38britney can we talk later
00:19:40i'm just so tired and i need to rest before the evening's festivities
00:19:44plus i don't want anyone to know i'm not feeling my best
00:19:48well then why don't we cancel the dinner
00:19:49no no i can't
00:19:51this birthday dinner is too important
00:19:55especially this year
00:19:58i didn't want to worry him so i didn't say anything
00:20:01and that mistake probably cost him his life
00:20:04but then as i was distributing the suitcases among the rooms
00:20:08i realized just how right i had been about his family's evil intentions
00:20:14i don't want to do this
00:20:16jan
00:20:16you must
00:20:18you must go into his room
00:20:19at the first opportunity
00:20:21and take the ring
00:20:23you know the one with the purple diamond
00:20:25yes i know the ring mom
00:20:26it's just that that's
00:20:28that's
00:20:29the ring that ryan wants to use for his wedding
00:20:32that ring belongs to our family
00:20:35it is not
00:20:36going to go to steph
00:20:38or any other trollop who marries in
00:20:40hey jesus christ mom i get it
00:20:43i just i know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally but it's like
00:20:46sentimental value my ass
00:20:48that ring is worth 30 million dollars
00:20:52fuck me in the ass and call me shirley
00:20:55what
00:20:5530 million dollars
00:20:57then i realized they were planning to kill him
00:21:01and just for the ring
00:21:0430 million dollars
00:21:06yes idiot
00:21:07and once i sell the ring
00:21:09i am going to give you
00:21:10one tenth
00:21:12that's
00:21:1230
00:21:1330 million dollars
00:21:15mm-hmm
00:21:16fuck
00:21:18that's enough to buy a fucking porsche
00:21:19or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife
00:21:22so she doesn't have to dress like a hooker on spring break at daytona beach
00:21:26pay attention jan
00:21:28so here's what's gonna happen
00:21:31you are gonna go into tony's room
00:21:37and you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow
00:21:44that's a fucking stupid idea
00:21:47before he takes his daily afternoon nap
00:21:50he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction
00:21:52and everyone's gonna come running to tend to him
00:21:58creating the perfect distraction
00:22:00for you to go in and steal that motherfucking ring
00:22:05if i do this
00:22:06uncle tony dies
00:22:08yes
00:22:09he dies
00:22:14he dies
00:22:17if he eats them
00:22:18not if you just smear them under his pillow
00:22:20got it
00:22:23yeah i don't know
00:22:25well maybe maybe we should just
00:22:2750 50
00:22:37hey honey
00:22:38yanni
00:22:39i've been looking for you for the past hour
00:22:41but here you are hiding up here with your mommy
00:22:44yeah we were just uh
00:22:46we were talking
00:22:47don't you get tired of being a mama's boy
00:22:49because i sure am tired of it
00:22:51and i'm here in case you forgot
00:22:53and i am bored
00:22:58what's that
00:23:05what's that
00:23:06oh it's blueberries
00:23:08why do you have blueberries
00:23:11it's every year we do annual bake
00:23:16we do
00:23:17it's the blueberry pie we do every year
00:23:19you are literally the worst bullshitter i've ever met in my life
00:23:22monique
00:23:23i simply asked my son
00:23:25to help me to my room with my suitcase
00:23:26and we got to reminiscing
00:23:27can't you cut him some slack
00:23:30i will when you will mom
00:23:36i'm horny
00:23:37are you done
00:23:38you know what sorry
00:23:39i gotta go
00:23:40come on babe
00:23:42i'll be one sec
00:23:43okay
00:23:47look i know you hate me
00:23:48but you are ruining that poor boy's life
00:23:52and until you cut that umbilical cord
00:23:54he's never gonna be a real man
00:23:56and what's gonna happen to his manhood
00:23:58when he finds out you've been cheating on him
00:24:00with his more successful richer brother
00:24:08i would never do that
00:24:10oh but you do
00:24:11frequently
00:24:12i see everything
00:24:14what i don't see is what they see in a basic bimbo like you
00:24:18you fucking cunt
00:24:32i know you're in there
00:24:34you can come out now
00:24:36i know you're here
00:24:44well well
00:24:45it looks like our lovely little maid
00:24:48is a bit of a snoop
00:24:50i'm so sorry mrs harper
00:24:52i was just
00:24:53don't mind
00:24:54i have connections at your mother's hospital
00:24:58do you want her dead
00:25:00no of course not
00:25:01then you're going to poison tony
00:25:03you're gonna go into his room
00:25:05and you're gonna get that ring
00:25:06and you're gonna bring it to me
00:25:07and if you tell tony
00:25:10your mother dies
00:25:13no one's gonna believe
00:25:14a pathetic little maid
00:25:18i don't believe you
00:25:20you're stealing your own son's wedding gift
00:25:22don't you care about him
00:25:24spoken like a girl who's always been poor
00:25:26sweetie
00:25:27when it comes to money
00:25:28nobody gives a fuck about anyone
00:25:31i care about tony
00:25:32i can't do this to him
00:25:33then choose tony
00:25:35or your mother
00:25:38i loved tony
00:25:39like a father
00:25:41but it was my own mother
00:25:42sick and dying in the hospital
00:25:44what was i supposed to do
00:25:49i remember your mother
00:25:53she was beautiful and
00:25:55and very kind
00:25:56i remember this one time
00:25:58when i was a kid
00:25:58i was riding my bike
00:26:00and um
00:26:01i had fallen
00:26:02and uh skinned my knee pretty bad
00:26:03and she happened to be walking by
00:26:05and she stopped
00:26:06everything that she was doing
00:26:08and she um
00:26:10she came over
00:26:11and helped me up
00:26:12and made sure i was okay
00:26:15actually i think you might have been there
00:26:18do you remember that
00:26:21yeah
00:26:24you were
00:26:26the golden boy
00:26:27and i was
00:26:28just the maid's daughter
00:26:29not to me you weren't
00:26:32what about that time
00:26:33that we carved our names in that tree
00:26:37you remember that
00:26:38of course
00:26:39alan look
00:26:40i really
00:26:41i have to apologize
00:26:42i'm so sorry
00:26:42jesus christ
00:26:43i'm uh
00:26:46i should not be talking about the past
00:26:48um
00:26:48you are
00:26:50a suspect
00:26:52and a homicide
00:26:54and i'm the lead investigator
00:26:55let's just um
00:26:58let's stick to the matter at hand
00:26:59okay
00:27:00yeah
00:27:02bernie i want you to tell it to me straight
00:27:05did you do it
00:27:07did you steal that ring
00:27:14yes i did
00:27:29i want you to tell it to me
00:28:08britney
00:28:10what are you doing here
00:28:14britney i ask you a question
00:28:16what are you doing in my bedroom
00:28:21i ask you a question
00:28:22what are you doing in my bedroom
00:28:26i was
00:28:28i was looking for something
00:28:29what
00:28:31never mind it's not here
00:28:35uncle tony are you okay
00:28:37i'm sorry
00:28:38not to scare you
00:28:40i just haven't been feeling too well lately
00:28:42my doctor says my blood pressure's out of control
00:28:44i guess i'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription
00:28:48wow
00:28:49what was i in the middle of
00:28:52playing my bingo blitz
00:28:58i'm making a huge mistake
00:29:00i have to tell uncle tony the truth
00:29:02i'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me
00:29:05because
00:29:05he's the only one who truly trusts me
00:29:08and
00:29:12it's just about time for dinner so i ought to go make sure that's ready
00:29:16okay
00:29:17thank you britney
00:29:18you mean so much to me
00:29:21you're the only one i can truly trust
00:29:23yeah
00:29:24thanks
00:29:36you got what you wanted
00:29:38now promise me that you won't hurt my mother
00:29:42now promise me that you won't hurt my mother
00:29:47or tony
00:29:50idiot child
00:29:53i don't know who your mother even is
00:29:56and as for tony
00:29:57he's my brother
00:29:58i would never actually hurt him
00:30:01and now that i am a multi-millionaire
00:30:04i no longer need to hurt people
00:30:06unless of course they get in my way
00:30:10so make no mistake
00:30:12you are the one who actually stole this
00:30:16and if you ever say anything to anyone
00:30:19no one will ever hear from you again
00:30:28what have i done
00:30:29i can't believe how naive i was
00:30:32how stupid
00:30:33no hey look at me
00:30:34it's not your fault
00:30:36they went after your mother
00:30:37you did the best that you could
00:30:40and you helped spare tony's life
00:30:43yeah
00:30:43for a few hours
00:30:46he still got murdered
00:30:47yeah about that
00:30:48if sylvia already had the ring
00:30:50then then what motive would she have to kill tony later
00:30:52the answer is she didn't kill him
00:30:55okay well then who did
00:30:56if it wasn't sylvia and it wasn't yawn
00:30:59the only other person that knew about the allergy
00:31:02was you
00:31:05you knew
00:31:08brittany i have to be honest with you
00:31:09if blueberries turn out to be the cause of death
00:31:12this isn't looking good for you
00:31:14you're right
00:31:16i am
00:31:17but there's something else you don't know
00:31:20the house of uncle tony is at least 200 years old
00:31:24it once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets
00:31:28the house is filled with hidden corners and passageways
00:31:32allowing you to see and hear anything you want
00:31:37oh my god
00:31:38i don't think the blueberries are what killed tony after all
00:31:42oh my god
00:31:43oh my god
00:31:44this feels so good
00:31:50in the back of my mind i kept thinking
00:31:52there were no blueberries in tony's food
00:31:54and only one on his plate
00:31:56allergy or not that's not enough to kill him
00:31:58oh fuck
00:32:00oh my god this feels so good
00:32:02i can finally feel your dick you're so hard
00:32:15yeah it's all because of you baby
00:32:16oh yeah it is
00:32:17so bad
00:32:18god damn it
00:32:19what the fuck are you doing here i'm a little busy
00:32:24what
00:32:26we need to talk
00:32:29now
00:32:30give me some second
00:32:31oh my god
00:32:39let's go
00:32:45until that moment i thought that sylvia was the only one who could hurt uncle tony
00:32:50but i was wrong
00:32:52steph is so much worse
00:32:59so yon told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself
00:33:03i knew that old medusa bitch would try
00:33:07i'm not gonna let her get away with it
00:33:09huh
00:33:10i admire your spunk
00:33:12i'll help you take the ring before sylvia can
00:33:16assuming we split the money 50 50
00:33:19i say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves
00:33:23really you're ready to bump off the old fuck huh
00:33:27for 15 million i'd bump off anyone
00:33:29even you
00:33:32i know
00:33:34i know
00:33:35i know what
00:33:38everything
00:33:40i know about my future husband
00:33:42and i know that you've been sleeping with him
00:33:46what
00:33:50i know
00:33:50i know
00:33:52i know
00:33:52saf come on
00:33:53i mean
00:33:53are you kidding me
00:33:54you're my best friend
00:33:56i wouldn't do that
00:33:59what are you doing
00:34:00now tell me
00:34:02are you sleeping with my future husband
00:34:05yes
00:34:06or no
00:34:08no
00:34:10no
00:34:10no no
00:34:11you're my best friend i wouldn't do that
00:34:13then show me your phone
00:34:16show me the last text message from ryan
00:34:20i'll tell you what
00:34:22if i'm wrong
00:34:24you get all the money
00:34:26every last cent
00:34:30but if i'm right
00:34:35then i get this little piggy
00:34:38deal
00:34:44i don't know
00:34:44we're both
00:34:45adults here
00:34:46yes
00:34:47ryan and i fool around sometimes
00:34:49but
00:34:50it means nothing
00:34:51i swear
00:34:52it means nothing
00:34:53i'm with the lame brother
00:34:54who can't even hold a job
00:34:55all i want is to just
00:34:56be with the hotter
00:34:57richer brother
00:34:58just for a second
00:34:59i mean
00:35:00if you were me i mean
00:35:01you'd totally do the same thing
00:35:03here's the thing
00:35:03i would never beat you
00:35:10okay
00:35:11how do you wanna do
00:35:12you wanna swap bedroom stories
00:35:13fine
00:35:14i do this thing with my hips
00:35:16that ryan really loves
00:35:17and maybe if you tried it
00:35:19that one hurt
00:35:20good
00:35:21you are nothing but a cheap whore
00:35:23and just because ryan fucked your dirty ass
00:35:26doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it
00:35:28it seems like he put a lot of effort into all the photos he sent me
00:35:32hmm
00:35:35at least seven or eight inches of effort
00:35:39sluts
00:35:44ryan
00:35:45come to the garden
00:35:46i know everything
00:35:55what is going on
00:35:57what happened to monique
00:35:58oh
00:35:59that dirty little whore over there
00:36:01that means absolutely nothing to either one of us right honey
00:36:04uh
00:36:05uh
00:36:07yeah
00:36:08right
00:36:09and the only thing that matters right now
00:36:11is you going to get that fucking ring
00:36:16baby
00:36:17uncle tony
00:36:17is resting
00:36:19it's not a good time
00:36:20right
00:36:21trust me doll
00:36:22after we go to this stupid dinner
00:36:23everything's gonna go back to normal
00:36:24we're gonna get the ring
00:36:25everything's gonna be great
00:36:26trust you
00:36:28huh
00:36:28that's funny because
00:36:30i know
00:36:31that you're fucking
00:36:33that disgusting rat bitch over there
00:36:41you think i would stoop to her
00:36:45please
00:36:47you don't drive a used pontiac when you got a pristine rose voice just sitting in the driveway
00:37:02yeah that's not my dick
00:37:04it's on your body
00:37:08no it's not that's a deep fake
00:37:10that's ai
00:37:11do you see
00:37:12the coloration here
00:37:14i have a pink hue
00:37:16i don't know if you've seen this
00:37:17that is
00:37:18obviously
00:37:19a little bit on the greener tint olive
00:37:22have you seen me
00:37:24when it's
00:37:25this temperature
00:37:28i can do the helicopter in this weather
00:37:30it's so obviously not me
00:37:33ryan i know that it's you
00:37:37and do you want to be forgiven
00:37:40yes
00:37:41then go get
00:37:42the fucking
00:37:44ring
00:37:46now
00:37:53so she commanded him to get the ring
00:37:55and
00:37:58and
00:38:00i've really had to use the bathroom
00:38:03for a while now
00:38:05uh okay but i can't let you go alone
00:38:08you're still a suspect
00:38:09okay well
00:38:10if i don't go right now then i'm gonna pee on the floor
00:38:24okay let's go
00:38:35do you seriously think that i'm gonna run away
00:38:37well i mean you already ran for me many years ago
00:38:40that wasn't my choice
00:38:41what does that mean
00:38:48you know what i don't even wanna know
00:38:51the truth is
00:38:52it took me many years to get over that
00:38:53so let's just keep things between us
00:38:55fall in
00:38:55if
00:38:56love and you use my crying tonight
00:39:01that i'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:39:05and every doubt you try to prove still trembles when i make a move
00:39:22you don't want it
00:39:24i do
00:39:26and um
00:39:28that's the problem
00:39:30you're under investigation Brittany
00:39:33for murder
00:39:34and the first thing that they drill into us at the academy
00:39:37is that the killer always tries to get close
00:39:40to be liked
00:39:43trusted
00:39:47but this ends now
00:39:48whatever happened between us
00:39:50it doesn't matter okay
00:39:53i do not lose control on cases
00:40:04i can tell you this
00:40:07steph would have done
00:40:08anything
00:40:09to get that ring
00:40:15yes
00:40:18uncle toady
00:40:19i
00:40:19am going to formally
00:40:22ask for steph's hand
00:40:25and being the only male heir in the family
00:40:27i need
00:40:28to ask for the interim ring
00:40:32formally
00:40:34now
00:40:34now?
00:40:36yeah
00:40:36what's the rush?
00:40:39there's no rush
00:40:41i just want to make sure that it fits on Moenic's finger
00:40:43you mean steph's finger right?
00:40:46steph
00:40:47steph's finger
00:40:48yeah obviously steph's finger
00:40:50obviously
00:40:51i don't know why i would say anyone else's
00:40:53it's a
00:40:54freudian
00:40:55it's a slip of some kind
00:40:57i don't
00:41:00just
00:41:00i think
00:41:08i know
00:41:09uncle tony what's wrong?
00:41:16I was afraid Tony would have a heart attack right then and there
00:41:20That ring means so much to him
00:41:22And not only because it's worth millions
00:41:30Where's the ring?
00:41:31No, no, no
00:41:32He's going to tell him that half the inheritance is gone
00:41:36The ring is fine
00:41:38I'm just not convinced that you and Steph are truly in love
00:41:41He isn't telling him
00:41:42But why?
00:41:44Your fiancé there
00:41:47Well, maybe you should just think a little bit longer
00:41:51And make sure she's really the one before I give you the ring
00:41:57You psycho worm
00:41:59Listen to me, okay?
00:42:01I'm not going to let some old man who smells like artichokes and old socks
00:42:08Tell me what type of wedding ring I will be wearing to my wedding
00:42:13How dare you question my character?
00:42:16And you want to talk about class?
00:42:18You live in a mansion of a shitbox
00:42:21It's decrepit, it's disintegrating
00:42:23It looks like it came out of Shrek's ass
00:42:26And you want to, what, judge others?
00:42:28Ryan and I?
00:42:30We're in love
00:42:30This is the real deal, baby
00:42:32We are so in love to the depths of our fucking souls
00:42:36Watch this
00:42:37Come here, baby
00:42:41Sweet like a strawberry
00:42:48Wait, what exactly did Steph steal?
00:42:51Blood pressure medication
00:42:53Tony's had a heart condition for years
00:42:55What the fuck?
00:43:01Officer, whatever
00:43:02How long does it take to get a statement from a murderer?
00:43:05You can let everyone know that we'll be done soon
00:43:07Hmm, great
00:43:09And also just want to let you know
00:43:11Even though she has this little innocent virgin thing going on
00:43:14That bitch is a liar
00:43:17Just one question before you go
00:43:19Did you know that Tony had a heart condition?
00:43:23No
00:43:24No
00:43:26Of course not
00:43:27Definitely not
00:43:28I don't know anything about these people's health conditions
00:43:31I'm Little Miss Keep to myself
00:43:34Toodles
00:43:37Well, that girl's a liar
00:43:40Tell me about it
00:43:41The amount of times I've heard her say
00:43:43When I'm the lady of the mansion
00:43:45When I'm the lady of the mansion
00:43:47When I'm the lady of the mansion
00:43:53Okay, so
00:43:54Steph is our killer
00:44:01That's why I kept following her
00:44:03Did you?
00:44:04I didn't trust her one inch
00:44:06Did you hit me?
00:44:09Of course not
00:44:10I'm your bestie
00:44:12Anyway
00:44:13Are you seriously willing to do anything to get that ring?
00:44:17Including getting rid of the old man
00:44:18Getting rid of who?
00:44:19Uncle Tony
00:44:20For the ring
00:44:22Oh, um
00:44:24Yeah
00:44:26Willing
00:44:27Good
00:44:27Now listen very carefully
00:44:29Uncle Tony
00:44:31Has a heart condition
00:44:33So I'm gonna need your Molly
00:44:35I don't know what you're talking about
00:44:37I saw the text messages to Ryan
00:44:40The nerve
00:44:41You went through my phone?
00:44:43Idiot
00:44:44You showed it to me yourself
00:44:45As if I would never do that
00:44:49Monique
00:44:50Do you want the money or not?
00:45:05Perfect
00:45:05Easy enough
00:45:07Now the old fuck will die
00:45:08And we'll get the ring
00:45:26Are you kidding me?
00:45:28Oh gosh
00:45:29I'm so sorry
00:45:30You fucking idiot
00:45:31Old basement dweller
00:45:32Rot bitch
00:45:33You literally smell and look like a skunk
00:45:35I
00:45:35I crushed
00:45:39Tony's
00:45:40Blood pressure medication?
00:45:44What were you ladies doing with this?
00:45:47We were just
00:45:48Um
00:45:48We were
00:45:51Just
00:45:51Going to the bathroom
00:45:52Disgusting bitch
00:45:59You know I
00:46:00I have to just say
00:46:02That is um
00:46:03That was some impressive police work
00:46:06Very brave
00:46:06I didn't feel brave
00:46:08No you
00:46:08You caught
00:46:09Steph and Monique
00:46:10On their way to kill Tony
00:46:12You stopped their plan
00:46:13Yeah
00:46:15Their plan would have failed anyway
00:46:22I looked at the pills afterward
00:46:24And they were expired
00:46:25Tony never would have taken them
00:46:26What was the point of the story then?
00:46:29If Tony would have never taken the pills
00:46:30Then he never would have died
00:46:33They didn't kill him
00:46:36Look
00:46:36Brittany
00:46:38We've been sitting here for
00:46:40Over an hour and a half now
00:46:41Going in circles
00:46:45Is that on purpose?
00:46:47What do you mean?
00:46:48I mean
00:46:48Maybe you're taking advantage of that
00:46:51I'm a patient man
00:46:52No
00:46:53No not at all
00:46:54Yeah
00:46:55No
00:46:56Maybe you've just been
00:46:57Playing me this whole time
00:46:58No
00:46:59I swear
00:47:02Everything that I have told you
00:47:03Has been true
00:47:04Yeah
00:47:04Everything
00:47:07Except for who the actual killer is
00:47:13Alan
00:47:15I know that you may have some
00:47:16Feelings and anger
00:47:19Towards me for what happened
00:47:21Between us years ago
00:47:23But
00:47:25I swear to you
00:47:26I'm not lying
00:47:30There's someone else
00:47:31We haven't talked about
00:47:32Ryan
00:47:35Where the hell
00:47:36Is that will?
00:47:38Probably all going to mom
00:47:39Anyway
00:47:39Since
00:47:40She was the closest
00:47:41To uncle T
00:47:42So
00:47:43No
00:47:43Listen
00:47:43Uncle Tony knows full well
00:47:45Mom's gonna blow
00:47:46Everything that he built
00:47:47Now I
00:47:48Am not willing to risk that
00:47:51So I get my name in that will
00:47:52One way or another
00:47:57Well I
00:47:58Am not willing to risk that
00:47:59I'm getting my name in the will
00:48:01Any way that I can
00:48:02So what am I doing here?
00:48:04To change it
00:48:05If need be
00:48:05Come on
00:48:07Didn't you study law
00:48:08Or something?
00:48:09I did
00:48:10Well I
00:48:11Did the zoom
00:48:12Thing
00:48:12The zoom
00:48:13Yeah
00:48:13Good
00:48:14Good
00:48:17So
00:48:21What's in it for me?
00:48:23What do you mean?
00:48:24You're my little brother
00:48:25Okay
00:48:26Why don't you just grow up here
00:48:27And stand up for this family for once?
00:48:30Okay look
00:48:31If you help me with the well
00:48:32I'll cut you in
00:48:33I want half
00:48:35No
00:48:3670-30
00:48:38Alright
00:48:39I'm gonna go take a shit
00:48:40No
00:48:40Okay
00:48:40Okay
00:48:41Okay
00:48:41Half
00:48:42Half of a bazillion
00:48:43Is still a bazillion
00:48:44Okay
00:48:44But listen
00:48:45There's one thing
00:48:46That's still worrying me
00:48:49The maid
00:48:49The maid?
00:48:51She's been snooping around
00:48:52Yeah no dick idiot
00:48:53She's a fucking maid bro
00:48:55We are gonna have to deal with her
00:48:59Suddenly I understood everything
00:49:01Well she's been snooping around
00:49:02Ryan had the motive
00:49:04He didn't just want the ring
00:49:05He wanted the whole fortune
00:49:06The entire inheritance
00:49:08Tony was in immediate danger
00:49:10And only I could stop it
00:49:14What are you doing in here?
00:49:17I was just lost
00:49:20Lost?
00:49:21Yeah I was
00:49:21I was uh
00:49:22I was looking for the bathroom
00:49:25I don't even know
00:49:25What this
00:49:26What is this?
00:49:28A kitchen?
00:49:29I know
00:49:30A kitchen
00:49:30When I see one
00:49:31I thought this was one of those
00:49:32Fancy
00:49:32Kitchen bathrooms
00:49:34I go to the bathroom
00:49:35In the kitchen
00:49:36It's like a fusion
00:49:37It's like a fusion thing
00:49:39What the fuck?
00:49:43Did you kill her?
00:49:45No shut up
00:49:46Idiot
00:49:46All right
00:49:48She'll just be out for a minute
00:49:49Hey Yanni
00:49:50Yanni
00:49:50I need you to listen to me
00:49:52All right
00:49:53About what you need to do
00:49:54Okay?
00:49:59Please
00:50:01Don't let them hurt Tony
00:50:04Don't
00:50:04Let them
00:50:05Hurt
00:50:06Tony
00:50:07Oh
00:50:07Brittany
00:50:08Hey
00:50:08Hey are
00:50:09You okay?
00:50:10I gotta save
00:50:12Uncle Tony
00:50:14Wait wait wait
00:50:15Nope nope
00:50:16Don't go in there
00:50:18Uncle Tony
00:50:19Said he did not want to be disturbed
00:50:20He's
00:50:22He's resting
00:50:23Uncle Tony
00:50:24Stop
00:50:25Stop
00:50:25Hey
00:50:26Why do you always have to make so much trouble?
00:50:28Just
00:50:29You know what?
00:50:30Fine
00:50:30Fine
00:50:31You asked for this
00:50:34You asked for this
00:50:35Wait wait
00:50:35He did what?
00:50:37Yeah
00:50:39That son of a bitch assaulted you?
00:50:41No but
00:50:43He did something worse
00:50:44They all did
00:50:49That's when they decided to destroy my life
00:50:53That's when the real nightmare began
00:50:57What are you doing?
00:50:58What's happening?
00:51:00Yanni
00:51:02Yanni
00:51:03Whoa
00:51:04Hey
00:51:05What are you doing?
00:51:06Blowing down my piss
00:51:07Giving me a blowjob
00:51:07Like I'm a piece of meat
00:51:09Blowing down my piss
00:51:10Maybe you should buy me a date first
00:51:12Huh?
00:51:15You know what?
00:51:16Oh
00:51:20Honesty
00:51:20I won't screw you
00:51:22Because you have just this
00:51:23Really perfect ass
00:51:25But
00:51:25Right now
00:51:26I have much more important law for you
00:51:31Yanni
00:51:33Yanni
00:51:34What happened?
00:51:42Uncle Tony
00:51:44Uncle Tony
00:51:44You're alive
00:51:45Uh yes
00:51:46As far as I know
00:51:48Were you expecting something different?
00:51:50They didn't kill him
00:51:51So what was their secret plan?
00:51:55Uncle Tony
00:51:56I have to tell you something
00:51:59It's important
00:52:00I'm getting so good at this
00:52:02I just keep winning this bingo bliss
00:52:04It's about your ring
00:52:07My ring
00:52:08Yes
00:52:08Yes
00:52:09You know
00:52:10Nephew Ryan
00:52:11Came by
00:52:12And demanded
00:52:13I give him
00:52:14The ring
00:52:15You know
00:52:16The precious amethyst one
00:52:18Then when I went to the safe
00:52:20To retrieve it
00:52:22It was gone
00:52:23Brittany
00:52:23Did you hear what I said?
00:52:25The ring
00:52:25Was missing
00:52:28Someone stole it
00:52:29Now
00:52:29I know
00:52:30Before everyone arrived
00:52:32It was in the safe
00:52:33I'm embarrassed to
00:52:35Even consider
00:52:36That someone in my family
00:52:38Would steal from me
00:52:39Now
00:52:40I know you
00:52:41Wouldn't do it
00:52:42But
00:52:43What I'll do
00:52:44When I find out
00:52:45Who did this
00:52:46I can't do this
00:52:48I can't keep the truth
00:52:49From him any longer
00:52:50Uncle Tony
00:52:51I have to tell you
00:52:52That everyone in this house
00:52:53Is hiding something
00:52:58What is going on?
00:53:00Oh my god
00:53:01Do you think you could
00:53:02Fuck my fiance?
00:53:03Come on
00:53:03Daddy
00:53:03Get off
00:53:04Okay
00:53:04I'm fine
00:53:05What is going on here?
00:53:07This lying slut
00:53:09Knows exactly
00:53:10What's going on
00:53:15John
00:53:17Brittany
00:53:17What is this?
00:53:20I'm so sorry
00:53:21Uncle Tony
00:53:21We all thought
00:53:23She was good
00:53:23And loyal
00:53:24But turns out
00:53:25She's just
00:53:26A gold digging
00:53:27Whore
00:53:28She seduced
00:53:30My fiance
00:53:30She's wanted him
00:53:31Ever since he was
00:53:32A young boy
00:53:33Who had come to visit you
00:53:34Who knows
00:53:35What else she'll destroy
00:53:36Brittany
00:53:36Is it true?
00:53:37Are you having
00:53:38An affair with Ryan?
00:53:40No
00:53:40Oh god
00:53:41I'm so sorry
00:53:42You had to see that
00:53:42Uncle Tony
00:53:43Yes
00:53:44It's all sordid
00:53:45And true
00:53:45And I'm
00:53:47Deeply ashamed
00:53:49But Brittany here
00:53:50She's just so obsessive
00:53:51And one moment of weakness
00:53:53And I gave in
00:53:54Look baby
00:53:55I'm so sorry
00:53:56What can I do
00:53:57To make it up to you?
00:53:59You son of a bitch
00:54:01How can I ever trust you again?
00:54:03Look baby
00:54:03I was just fooled
00:54:05By this wicked woman
00:54:06It's like this witchcraft
00:54:08This pheromones
00:54:09Just they hit my nostrils
00:54:10That there's nothing I can do
00:54:12Maybe it's primal
00:54:14How many times have I put you in a maid outfit
00:54:16And told you that it does it for me
00:54:18And you just expect me to come home
00:54:19And then suddenly this shows up
00:54:21It used to be an old woman
00:54:23That's what it is
00:54:24She's just so not you
00:54:26That it just
00:54:27It hits this other part of me
00:54:29And I don't understand it
00:54:31Baby please
00:54:32Okay
00:54:32You just gotta forgive me
00:54:33Alright
00:54:34It won't happen again
00:54:35Only way for me to know
00:54:38Is if we get rid of her
00:54:40What?
00:54:43Uncle Tony
00:54:43You have to believe me
00:54:45He drugged me
00:54:47Oh please
00:54:48Why would I?
00:54:49Because
00:54:50You all want something
00:54:51From Uncle Tony
00:54:52His ring
00:54:53And his inheritance
00:54:54You're all liars
00:54:56And crooks
00:54:58Well I hate to say it
00:55:00But she's right
00:55:00Huh
00:55:01Thank you
00:55:02Not you
00:55:03Steph is right
00:55:04This maid
00:55:05Is a dirty liar
00:55:07And a whore
00:55:08She stole your ring
00:55:09Brought it to me
00:55:11And asked to split
00:55:1250-50
00:55:13Impossible
00:55:14And now you're really beginning to piss me off Sylvia
00:55:17Hey brother
00:55:18I would never
00:55:18I trust Brittany with my whole house
00:55:20She would never do that
00:55:22Hmm
00:55:23Strange
00:55:24Isn't she the only one with the password to your safe?
00:55:29Yes
00:55:29And I still don't believe it
00:55:31Well why don't you ask your little maid
00:55:33Who stole the ring
00:55:34And brought it to me?
00:55:41I took it Tony
00:55:43But
00:55:44Oh god
00:55:45I'm
00:55:47I'm
00:55:47I can't explain
00:55:48I
00:55:49No need to Brittany
00:55:51You've
00:55:53Deeply disappointed me
00:55:55I took care of you and your sick mother
00:55:57Every day for years
00:56:04That all ends now
00:56:06You can stay on
00:56:08And work
00:56:09The birthday dinner
00:56:10But after that
00:56:12You have to leave the house
00:56:14Never to return
00:56:18You have to leave the house
00:56:20Never to return
00:56:24Time to take out the trash
00:56:36What they did to you
00:56:38That's not okay
00:56:39It's all my fault
00:56:40What?
00:56:41No, no
00:56:42Come on
00:56:42It's not your fault
00:56:43If I had just told Tony
00:56:45What was happening
00:56:46Then
00:56:48None of it would have happened
00:56:49But
00:56:52I just paved the way for them to
00:56:55Murder him
00:56:59Tony died
00:57:00And I'm to blame
00:57:01No
00:57:03Listen to me
00:57:04You are not to blame
00:57:05The only thing that you're to blame for
00:57:08Is being a good person
00:57:10You love
00:57:11Trust
00:57:11Those bastards took advantage of that
00:57:14Yes
00:57:14But that does not make you a bad person
00:57:17No, I am
00:57:21I left you
00:57:36Why?
00:57:42Your mother
00:57:44She told me
00:57:45That I couldn't see you anymore
00:57:47She threatened to have my mom fired
00:57:50And to get me expelled
00:57:52To destroy our lives
00:57:54All because you were from a prominent family
00:57:56And I was
00:57:57The daughter of a maid
00:57:59Oh my gods
00:58:00I couldn't understand why you would just leave me
00:58:05It broke my heart too
00:58:10I loved you so much
00:58:15I'm sorry
00:58:16I can't do this
00:58:18It's just too confusing for me right now
00:58:20I'm sorry
00:58:20I don't think it's confusing at all
00:58:25I
00:58:27I think that
00:58:29You came here tonight for a reason
00:58:34I think that
00:58:35You're meant to be here because
00:58:40I believe in second chances
00:59:04And I love you
00:59:07You came here
00:59:10I love you
00:59:11I poured the wine and now they're tracing every line
00:59:18If love and you's my crime tonight
00:59:24Then read my tears in black and white
00:59:31Between my secrets candlelight
00:59:38I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:59:41And every doubt you try to prove
00:59:44Still trembles when I make a move
00:59:50I'm not the ghost inside these walls
00:59:54Not every tear is guilty's call
00:59:57But if you choose to walk away
01:00:00Then that's the price I'll have to pay
01:00:09If love and you's my crime tonight
01:00:16Then let the truth come
01:00:27What is going on here?
01:00:29Uh nothing
01:00:31What do you need?
01:00:32Doesn't matter
01:00:32Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
01:00:35With explicit instructions on where to find and read Uncle Tony's will immediately
01:00:40If so everyone in the house needs to hear it
01:00:42He needs murderers
01:00:43Okay we'll be right down
01:00:46Just give us a minute
01:00:52I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again
01:00:55I'll protect you
01:01:00You will?
01:01:02I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back
01:01:07But here you are
01:01:11And whatever happens
01:01:13I am not losing you again
01:01:15Not this time
01:01:17So if those bastards want to mess with you
01:01:21They'll have to go through me
01:01:28Can we turn the AC on?
01:01:30It's ruining my photo
01:01:31Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:01:33Oh my god
01:01:34Seriously?
01:01:35Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:01:38Alright, alright everybody
01:01:39Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:01:42Obviously Uncle T's lawyer can't be here
01:01:44But he showed me where the will is
01:01:46I studied law so
01:01:47I should be the one to read it
01:01:49Um, honey, you took a crash zoom course and didn't even finish it
01:01:53That's enough
01:01:54It can't be that hard
01:01:55There's gonna be one line
01:01:56And it's gonna name me as the sole heir
01:01:59There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:04Or to my loser brother
01:02:06Well, you seem to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to
01:02:11I am set and you can all go to hell
01:02:14Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan
01:02:17What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:02:21Possession is nine-tenths of the law
01:02:24You old wedge
01:02:27I'm gonna rip that ring off the window
01:02:28I would like to see you try it
01:02:30Ladies, stop, stop, please
01:02:33Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:02:36Okay
01:02:37Yeah
01:02:37Yeah
01:02:44Okay
01:02:45I, Tony
01:02:46Being of sound mind and body
01:02:49Do hereby
01:02:51Be-be-greeth
01:02:54Begrieve?
01:02:55Begrieve?
01:02:56Begrieve?
01:02:57Bequeath?
01:02:58Bequeath?
01:02:58Bequeath all of my earthly possessions
01:03:01I'm including the mansion, the Tuscan villa, the vineyards, and the cars to my soul heiress
01:03:10Heiress?
01:03:11Heiress?
01:03:13Heiress!
01:03:13Yes!
01:03:14It's a woman!
01:03:15I was right!
01:03:18Fuck you!
01:03:20Fuck you!
01:03:21Fuck you!
01:03:22And especially, fuck you!
01:03:25To my soul heiress
01:03:29My maid
01:03:30What?
01:03:31What?
01:03:32Brittany Logan
01:03:33What?
01:03:33Have you been fucking Tony?
01:03:36Oh yeah, boss
01:03:37You're fucking a slut
01:03:40You're fucking a slut
01:03:41My maid
01:03:42Brittany Logan
01:03:43What?
01:03:44Fucking whore you're dead of a bitch
01:03:46You're fucking a slut
01:03:51You're fucking a slut
01:03:52You're fucking a slut
01:03:53You're fucking a slut
01:03:53You're fucking a slut
01:03:53You're fucking a slut
01:03:54You're fucking a slut
01:03:54You're fucking a slut
01:03:54No, seriously, give me the fucking slut
01:03:56I'm nothing
01:03:57Alright, alright, alright, alright
01:03:59I'm sorry to interrupt this little family squabble or whatever this is
01:04:03But there is one thing that I know for certain
01:04:05And that is that the killer is here in this room currently
01:04:09And unless that person comes forward right now and confesses
01:04:13You're all under arrest
01:04:16Okay, well I think it's pretty obvious who the killer is at this point
01:04:20The murderer is Brittany
01:04:23Like I said three hours ago, okay?
01:04:27Does everybody remember that?
01:04:28Can we all go to a flashback moment when I said that?
01:04:32I know who did it
01:04:34It was her!
01:04:36Thank God you're here
01:04:37My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here
01:04:41Brittany is apparently, and against all logic and reason, Tony's sole heiress
01:04:48I mean fuck, that's her motive
01:04:54She had a cover up too
01:04:56She knew that we were all coming here tonight
01:04:59And she also knew that we all wanted something from Uncle Tony
01:05:03So, what did she do?
01:05:06This little rat bitch decided to change the will
01:05:09Right before his birthday
01:05:13And she was spying on us
01:05:15Learned all of our secrets
01:05:18She was the only one with access to Uncle Tony's food
01:05:29Clearly, we are a greedy type, yes
01:05:33And none of us actually gave a single fuck about Uncle Tony, let's be honest
01:05:37But we could not actually commit cold heart murder
01:05:41Even if we all thought about it
01:05:46But this one here
01:05:51Cover
01:05:53Motive
01:05:55Opportunity
01:05:56I mean Jesus, Mr. Police Officer, arrest this whore immediately
01:06:03Wow
01:06:04That was so clever and sexy AP
01:06:08Touch
01:06:09Touch
01:06:10What?
01:06:11Yeah
01:06:16I'm sorry
01:06:17The will, it's
01:06:19A hell of a motive
01:06:21And a hell of a twist
01:06:25I don't know if I can protect you from any of this
01:06:28Did you tell me the truth about any of it?
01:06:35Brittany
01:06:36Please tell me that what we had was real
01:06:38Do you really think that I killed Tony?
01:06:41For his money?
01:06:42I don't know what to think
01:06:47I'm sorry
01:06:48Al, no, Al
01:06:49No, Al
01:07:01911, what's your emergency?
01:07:02Yeah, it's Detective Beckham
01:07:04I need all units to the harbor residence as soon as possible
01:07:07Whatever you're doing can wait
01:07:13Hey!
01:07:15Don't move a muscle
01:07:18I'll be right back
01:07:19No, wait Alan
01:07:29Listen up
01:07:30Listen up, I don't care what you did or did not do
01:07:32My lawyers are excellent, they will get you out
01:07:34If you agree to marry me and share the inheritance
01:07:38You disgusting prick
01:07:40I don't want the money, I don't want the inheritance
01:07:42And I most definitely do not want you
01:07:46Are you sure about that?
01:07:49I'll knock you right now babes
01:07:50All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me
01:07:52Okay?
01:07:54It's better than prison
01:07:55What do you think?
01:08:01What do you think?
01:08:02The most important thing now is Alan
01:08:05I have to find him and convince him that what we had was real
01:08:10And that I didn't kill Tony
01:08:12Okay
01:08:13I agree, unlock me
01:08:19Don't screw me, mate
01:08:22I can't promise
01:08:25I'll get him
01:08:28That's binding
01:08:40Alex?
01:08:43Alex?
01:08:58Hello, Brittany
01:08:59Oh my God!
01:09:02Hello, Brittany
01:09:04Are you a ghost?
01:09:06Am I dead?
01:09:09Relax
01:09:10Neither
01:09:11How are you?
01:09:13I faked my death
01:09:15Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize
01:09:17My entire family wanted me dead to get their grubby hands on my fortune
01:09:22So I beat him to the punch
01:09:23I staged the whole thing
01:09:25I do regret
01:09:27Having to do so at your expense
01:09:30But I knew I could trust you
01:09:33And only you
01:09:34Crazy old fool
01:09:36Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:09:38I almost died at least five times
01:09:41With your stupid game
01:09:43It wasn't all fake
01:09:47The truth is
01:09:49I am sick
01:09:51I won't live to celebrate my next birthday
01:09:54And
01:09:55The inheritance
01:09:58Is yours
01:10:00Why?
01:10:01It's simple
01:10:03You're the sweetest, kindest person I know
01:10:06And I believe that good people deserve good things
01:10:10There's not enough of that in the world
01:10:12And so
01:10:14My entire estate
01:10:16The four billion dollars
01:10:18And the property
01:10:21It's yours
01:10:27It's yours
01:10:28My entire estate
01:10:29The four billion dollars
01:10:31And the property
01:10:33It's yours
01:10:35But what about Alan?
01:10:37Alan
01:10:39Alan, my friend
01:10:40I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me
01:10:42And if it does
01:10:43I need you to come back
01:10:45And investigate
01:10:47You're the best investigator in the world
01:10:49And the only one who can figure out what happened
01:10:53We are old friends
01:10:57Okay, okay, guys
01:10:59ChatCBT says that if she did kill him
01:11:02Then she cannot inherit
01:11:03So we just split the assets evenly
01:11:07So it's fair
01:11:09Ahem!
01:11:10I have something that I would like to say
01:11:13How did you get out?
01:11:15Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all
01:11:17I would like to tell you the truth
01:11:19About what happened to Uncle Tony
01:11:21Go ahead, say it
01:11:30Tony, you know I only see you at my birthday
01:11:34Each year I watch you grow more greedy, more cruel, more immoral
01:11:40When I realized that you were only here for my money
01:11:43I decided to test you
01:11:45And fake my death
01:11:55Oh my god, Uncle Tony, you were like hilarious
01:11:59I mean, we all fell for that
01:12:02I even fell for the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit
01:12:05Oh don't worry, that was all true
01:12:07I've changed my will
01:12:10Brittany inherits everything, you inherit nothing
01:12:12What?
01:12:13All the financial support I've given you these many years
01:12:16All the homes in my name
01:12:19You're cut off
01:12:20What?
01:12:23Starting now, you have nothing
01:12:24I hope you live stream that
01:12:34Listen up, old man
01:12:36I don't give up, like your loser family, okay?
01:12:40Yes, I can see that, you're of a different breed
01:12:42Damn straight I am
01:12:44And the only way you're gonna get rid of me
01:12:46Is if you give me what I came for
01:12:49The ring!
01:12:51Or you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal
01:12:55I already do
01:12:57Hmm
01:12:58I'll make your life a living hell, old man
01:13:01Or whatever's left of it
01:13:02So if I give you the ring, you'll take my greedy nephew
01:13:07And leave forever
01:13:09Yeah
01:13:10Okay
01:13:12Sylvia, the ring
01:13:20Hmm
01:13:20Hmm
01:13:23Hm
01:13:23Jesus
01:13:25Holy cow
01:13:27You you scheming son of a bitch!
01:13:44you scheming son of a bitch
01:13:49don't slander our mother sylvia you were always her favorite for no reason you were better
01:13:57you weren't smarter and you weren't harder working just because you were born a boy
01:14:05dad mom invested in you sylvia that's how you turned out to be rich
01:14:12and i became poor because of a genetic roll of the dice but this is my ring i deserve it
01:14:21sylvia
01:14:22even if you had been more a man mom and dad wouldn't have supported you you're an ungrateful
01:14:27untalented lazy compulsive liar you deserve nothing
01:14:47it's not a real gun of course what kind of cop would carry a fake gun
01:14:52not a cop a detective and one who's good enough to know that a family of vipers depraved enough to
01:15:00try to kill their own patriarch will eventually become desperate enough to use a gun well there's
01:15:09more of us than you so we outnumber you
01:15:13you want to say that again oh you have a choice you can either stay and wait for the rest
01:15:19of the
01:15:20police force to get here and arrest you for attempted murder which should be any minute now
01:15:26or you can leave forever and find another sugar daddy it's amazing that you idiots
01:15:34i never realize in a house like this everything is recorded
01:15:46well what will it be
01:15:51well what will it be
01:16:07i never felt freer in my life
01:16:11but sylvia ran away with your ring
01:16:13oh let her have it that's a two dollar decoy
01:16:17this is the real
01:16:24and do you like it
01:16:26it's it's beautiful but i like you being alive much better
01:16:33well i knew you would
01:16:34that's why i'm giving it to you
01:16:38i always said i would only give my family ring
01:16:42to someone who is marrying for true love
01:16:46this is a 30 million dollar ring
01:16:49and no
01:16:5170 million
01:16:57go
01:17:00run to him
01:17:08wait alan
01:17:12are you leaving so soon
01:17:15well i didn't want to interrupt the family reunion
01:17:19um speaking of family i
01:17:23i was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle
01:17:28britney what are you doing
01:17:31you can have any man in the world now
01:17:34i know
01:17:35you're a billionaire
01:17:37and i'm just a smart funny talented good looking detective
01:17:43why would you want to be with me
01:17:46i don't want to give up on us this time
01:17:49i don't want to let you go
01:17:53i can't wait to see how your mom would react
01:18:03well
01:18:11pretty logan
01:18:13will you marry me
01:18:18yes
01:18:44who's this
01:18:48britney your mom's fair
01:18:49mom
01:18:57how are you walking
01:19:00turns out there is a very new
01:19:02and very expensive experimental treatment
01:19:05and it works
01:19:06my test came back clearer
01:19:09i feel wonderful
01:19:10you look wonderful
01:19:12but
01:19:12how did i afford it
01:19:14i have an angel
01:19:18thank you uncle tony
01:19:22mom i want you to meet someone
01:19:26this is alan
01:19:27my future husband
01:19:29alan
01:19:30from school
01:19:31yes
01:19:32it's good to see you again
01:19:34wow he's hot
01:19:35excuse me
01:19:37oh
01:19:38sorry
01:19:39you're hot too
01:19:40wait mom
01:19:41uncle tony
01:19:42are the
01:19:43two of you
01:19:45yes
01:19:47oh
01:19:48i guess
01:19:49that's a story for the sequel
01:19:51i guess
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