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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:34Slow-ass sea slug!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
00:38Slow-ass sea slug!
00:46Slow-ass sea slug!
00:54Milo-servir!
01:01Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console? I'm going to go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:36Sire!
02:37Sire!
02:55What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus. We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:35Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously?
07:00Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're going to find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:04That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:26Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy!
10:37Mommy!
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:55Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:14Somebody help me!
11:15Somebody help me!
11:22Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:55Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé.
11:58My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No!
12:15Let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins,
12:20even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck.
12:33My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss?
12:47Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it,
12:56promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:02Now drink.
13:06Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:13Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients,
13:41where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:22Ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:47You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy!
15:01Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:09Oh!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:38Toogiebeth!
15:40Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:45Uh!
15:48Uh!
15:49Uh!ù!
15:51Uh!
15:53Uh!
16:00Uh!
16:02Uh!
16:03Uh!
16:03Uh!
16:04Uh!
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:50Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:10You...Posei?
17:12That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
17:47Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:05You just fell off with a sword.
18:07You's done!
18:10No!
18:11No!
18:15No!
18:16No!
18:18selling
18:19No!
18:23No!
18:26No!
18:27No!
18:28No!
18:28No!
18:29No!
18:30No!
18:30No!
18:31No!
18:46My liege, have mercy.
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:50Please, spare my life.
18:52No problem.
18:54Thank you, my lord.
18:54Thank you for your mercy.
18:55Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show?
19:21My king!
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:25Listen to me.
19:26If any of you take one step near my daughter again,
19:29I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:35Yes!
19:35Yes, my liege!
19:48My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you,
19:52I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:06But Poseidon?
20:07Guy's long gone.
20:08Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:13Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:27The world's the same as ever.
20:29The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:47Poseidon?
20:48Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this.
21:16I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Hades' staff?
22:01One shot?
22:03The sea king!
22:04He's real!
22:07Hades!
22:08You hiding?
22:09Come out!
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:13One!
22:15Two!
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss!
22:28This bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown!
22:38You're done!
22:39Get out!
22:39In front of Poseidon, you're ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:10Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:14Every resource, every contact.
23:16Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:40Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:45Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:59Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home-mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders.
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:20Or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy?
24:23Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:56This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you.
25:02On one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:06No, Mommy!
25:07I'm not leaving you!
25:19Kids mine.
25:21You die.
25:25You poisoned me?
25:27You poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog.
25:31The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:35Give up!
25:37You've gone too far.
25:39Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:44You're wounded.
25:46You're wounded.
25:46Poisoned.
25:48Poisoned.
25:49The kid's coming with me.
25:53Don't touch her!
25:55Come at me!
25:56Feisty one.
25:58Dylan wants you dead.
26:00But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:09Such a pretty face.
26:11All mine now.
26:16Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:25Lily, Lily, run!
26:28Get out of here!
26:32Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
27:05You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:09My poison!
27:14Jack!
27:16What the hell just happened?
27:21You okay, babe?
27:22So you're the boyfriend.
27:24Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:44Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:46Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:48Shut up and go!
27:50Now!
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:07Run all you want!
28:08My pack tears you both apart!
28:10Get out of here!
28:22No!
28:25No!
28:27No!
28:28No!
28:29No!
28:30LoL!
28:36No!
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:06Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid.
29:18I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:52You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human.
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:02Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily.
30:23Lily, you can turn around now.
30:27Daddy?
30:28What happened to the bad guy?
30:30He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:42Don't move.
30:43Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:45I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily.
30:56Lily, no one's ever beaten your dad.
31:05That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:14I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn.
31:28You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:17You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first.
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine.
33:24I'll oblige.
33:25Deathсь問.
33:26Oh.
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:04This... can't be...
34:30Ancient Ekethra!
34:32The coastal legend monster?
34:34Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha!
34:39Our boss has real backing!
34:40He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us!
34:49We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling.
34:51Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:55Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me!
35:01Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack!
35:07Look around!
35:08We're surrounded!
35:09We could actually die here!
35:16My lords!
35:18Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature!
35:25You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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