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Full Episode of Oops! My Rich Husband is Faking Coma
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00:00:04have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:17true love security social conditioning for me it's simple money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl
00:00:38actually marrying a vegetable or hard thing that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people
00:00:46like her never do anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:53ms morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:02in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:11please everybody knows the bellucci heir is basically a vegetable and he ugly and old i'm not marrying that
00:01:19man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the one
00:01:25sacrificed
00:01:26ann you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family
00:01:30why me ever since your father died i've cared for you for years without asking for one cent
00:01:39don't you think it's time you paid something back
00:01:42well if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me a single dollar then sure
00:01:52watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn so if you don't want
00:01:59anything to happen to it okay fine but if you want me to take the hit for linda it'll cost
00:02:08you
00:02:09a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:14since you're so eager to sell yourself out deal
00:02:24i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:33i'll take the money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44good to be here today
00:02:47grandma ann
00:02:48pleasure to meet you
00:02:49hi
00:02:52wow getting married on valentine's day
00:02:54how uh romantic
00:02:56oh and these balloons absolutely adorable i just had to grab one for myself but
00:03:00you know what i think you need this more than i do
00:03:03oh
00:03:06well that's very lovely thank you
00:03:09and you are
00:03:11i'm louis brother
00:03:12oh
00:03:13well half brother
00:03:15we don't have the same mom but
00:03:17that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved older brother
00:03:21well today has been just so touching so warm
00:03:26and so much
00:03:29thank you
00:03:29it fills my heart with warmth to see louis finally settling down right
00:03:35i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here
00:03:39bye grandma
00:03:41bye
00:03:41pleasure to meet you ann
00:03:43me too
00:03:44enjoy my brother
00:03:52i did not realize louis had a brother
00:03:55it's just a mistake louis fathers made years ago
00:03:59he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:02so now that the wedding is done
00:04:05ann
00:04:08when do you plan on giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh um yes about that i i would love to eventually um it's just
00:04:20you know given that louis is in a vegetative state at the moment
00:04:26uh maybe we can i can try uh what's the tech stuff called
00:04:30um ivf
00:04:32don't you worry dear
00:04:34the doctor says all the important parts are still working
00:04:39excuse me
00:04:45wait did he just
00:04:50did he just move
00:04:52i know it sounds crazy right
00:04:54but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:57he left louis at least one chance to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions work for you dear
00:05:15oh i promised my girlfriends
00:05:18we'd go to a valentine's single party tonight
00:05:21so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:24oh and remember
00:05:26you're sleeping in louis's room tonight
00:05:28sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:32well miss ann
00:05:34i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39good luck
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:45lovely family you have there
00:05:49let's go
00:06:01let's go
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:03are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:10hello
00:06:15hello
00:06:16hello
00:06:19let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how do you stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:40well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:42i'm not faking it
00:07:03it's insane
00:07:05and my new husband
00:07:08he is nothing like the rumors
00:07:11he is young
00:07:12he is hot
00:07:13guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:16i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:21so weird
00:07:25all right maybe i should see for myself
00:07:33maybe i should see for myself
00:07:37i'm just kidding
00:07:40okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:41i have work in the morning
00:07:42and i want to catch a few good stories
00:07:45bye
00:07:55okay then
00:08:03good night dear
00:08:11crazy woman huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:31good morning husband
00:08:35okay
00:08:38see you later
00:08:52sir
00:08:53i think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out
00:08:57should we
00:08:58look in there
00:09:02not for now
00:09:06ann morris
00:09:07the most popular entertainment reporter
00:09:10dubbed most trustworthy paparazzi
00:09:13i didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing
00:09:15me neither
00:09:18i think my new wife might be just what i need to stir up a little trouble for vincent
00:09:22i don't know
00:09:23god it's really him
00:09:25your job's so big
00:09:26zach
00:09:26zach
00:09:26i know what the deal is
00:09:28where is charlotte
00:09:30i'm just trying to
00:09:31i'm
00:09:33is that zach
00:09:35he turns down our interviews all the time
00:09:37zach people are saying that
00:09:39you and director michael are more than just co-workers
00:09:42is that true
00:09:42cool
00:09:43oh so a second ago i'm a womanizer now i'm gay that's awesome
00:09:46there you are i have been looking for you everywhere
00:09:52um quick intro i am a zach's new lawyer
00:09:57you guys are flash grid right
00:09:58classic look i figured
00:10:00we've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently
00:10:05say director nick
00:10:06oh
00:10:07um okay
00:10:09we are so very very sorry to disturb you
00:10:12um yeah let's get out of here
00:10:16that was a fantastic performance miss lawyer
00:10:19thank you i will i will take that as a compliment
00:10:21oh yeah you just saved my ass
00:10:24what could i ever do to repay you
00:10:27well i
00:10:30that is actually that's all the things i need bye sir
00:10:35fuck me another paparazzi
00:10:41ann morris
00:10:43i can remember that
00:10:45ann morris
00:10:49oh evening miss bellucci
00:10:51good evening ann
00:10:52come here
00:10:53i have something to talk to you about
00:10:56if i remember correctly you're a paparazzi right
00:10:59yes
00:11:00well i i work for an entertainment news outlet
00:11:03so we do street shots interviews
00:11:05okay never mind
00:11:07i have an opportunity for you
00:11:09i've arranged for you to go on a movie set this friday
00:11:12to do some entertainment coverage
00:11:15really
00:11:16that's that's amazing thank you
00:11:18so this is what it's like to marry into money
00:11:21feels so damn good
00:11:23of course
00:11:24a career is important for any woman
00:11:29i've always thought you had potential
00:11:32in more ways than one
00:11:37thank you miss bellucci
00:11:38call me chanda
00:11:39oh and by the way
00:11:41steve's off today
00:11:42so you'll have to help louis with his night routine
00:11:46oh uh meaning shower and stuff
00:11:50i'm sure you'll manage
00:11:52oh it's getting late
00:11:54i'm heading to bed
00:11:56good night
00:12:03shower
00:12:03that's gonna be
00:12:07tricky
00:12:13there you go
00:12:16okay
00:12:18now what
00:12:18what is this crazy woman up to now
00:12:24well
00:12:25you know
00:12:25it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day
00:12:28so
00:12:29how about i just wash your hair
00:12:32if you don't say anything
00:12:33i'll take that as a yes
00:12:36not funny
00:12:40let's do this
00:12:42let's do this
00:12:46oh my god
00:12:49i can't
00:12:49get this
00:12:58sorry
00:12:59totally did that on purpose
00:13:00what a horrible woman
00:13:05i'm sorry about that
00:13:07hopefully sometimes
00:13:11i really didn't expect you to be
00:13:14this built
00:13:17well
00:13:19let's
00:13:21do this thing
00:13:22please just make it quick
00:13:23i'm really done with this
00:13:26here you go
00:13:37i really do not know this is what i was saying before
00:13:45i'm gonna get all in there
00:13:47i'm gonna get all in there
00:13:49oh
00:13:54sorry
00:13:55fine
00:13:55i have the room for you
00:14:05what am i sitting on
00:14:11oh my god
00:14:21you know i thought chanda was kidding
00:14:25i did not expect you to actually get hard
00:14:31maybe i should start thinking about having a baby for the money
00:14:38pardon me husband
00:14:42i guess we better move fast before you calm down
00:15:10don't have to stop
00:15:15god
00:15:23you're alive you can actually move relax okay it's a long story relax what were you just awake
00:15:31the whole time in the bathroom you were such a pervert oh my god you were the one that jumped
00:15:37at the chance to bathe me and by the way you almost drowned me drowned you yes please you
00:15:42were enjoying it you literally got hard who was the one who was just trying to take off my pants
00:15:47huh who's the pervert now anyone ever told you you had a real smart ass mouth yes many times what
00:15:52two years ago when i was awake yeah you've been faking it for two years why i don't i don't
00:15:58get
00:15:58it okay long story short my half brother vincent has been trying to kill me he's incredibly dangerous
00:16:05so i i faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while a while okay don't
00:16:11pick all right
00:16:12come on you met him by the way after the wedding purple suit trying way too hard
00:16:18man pleasure to meet you yeah he seemed way too concerned about you yes far too concerned two
00:16:25years ago he messed with my medications more than once that's really bad yeah i have a profitable
00:16:32plan for you what plan dig up everything you can on vincent find anything you can to take
00:16:39him down i mean that that's that's what you do right well let's think about it you just said he
00:16:44was dangerous you do this i'd give you eight million dollars yeah think about it much more profitable
00:16:55than my mom's baby bonus plan whatever it is true
00:17:0110 million
00:17:05greedy girl
00:17:08you're fine deal
00:17:14for once grandma got it right a woman whose full brain is just money might be exactly what i need
00:17:21oh my god oh my god we're all gonna die oh i know oh i'm here for an interview
00:17:35miss bellucci sent me madam can i see your work badge
00:17:45uh right about that um i can't seem to find it at the moment but maybe i can show you
00:17:52a business
00:17:52card instead i'm sorry miss i cannot let you enter
00:17:58what is it this time another paparazzi trying to sneak in do people still fall for tricks this cheap
00:18:04madam she claims mrs bellucci sent her but she does not have a work badge her the place she looks
00:18:14like she just walked off a construction site there's no way shauna sent her i have a photo with
00:18:19miss bellucci if that helps prove it then show me okay now
00:18:39oh please if you're gonna fake a photo at least make it be something believable
00:18:44i can't believe you had the guts to photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with lewis
00:18:49and ask his bride no less photoshop i did not photoshop this that is me keep dreaming
00:18:57i've seen plenty like you before the stench of cheap desperation it really stinks okay i am not
00:19:04gonna waste my breath on you so i'll just call miss bellucci myself go right ahead
00:19:13please leave your message oh can't believe this gold digging whore actually thinks she knows
00:19:19but i almost admire her nerve really i do most people in your position would die of embarrassment
00:19:25and humiliation but hey the next time you want to play a high society how about you dust off
00:19:30your cheap clothes first she is a real fake then we'll have her removed immediately get her out of
00:19:37my sight get off me i can walk myself out okay some movie star you are huh so glamorous on
00:19:44screen
00:19:45that's trashy in real life you think i'm low class fine i will just be a low class paparazzi
00:19:53waiting to write your scandal myself
00:19:57how dare you you little bitch you think you can humiliate me people like you spend their whole lives
00:20:02crawling in the dirt you're a freaking psycho you really don't know who i am do you i'm the man
00:20:08heiress our family has been close with the beluchis for generations with one single phone call
00:20:14i can make sure you never work in this industry again believe me i can
00:20:24if you beg though i might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart
00:20:28now let's see why don't you lick the dirt off my heel and i'll let you go okay
00:20:34charlotte i just saw the news she's really lewis's new bride
00:20:39what
00:20:43what
00:20:45that that bitch how would she possibly be lewis's bride now do you see it
00:20:50you two grab her
00:20:53what are you doing
00:20:58their liquidity has been shaky for months okay we don't have to do anything yet just
00:21:01leak the hint to the partners let the market do the rest
00:21:04on it sir
00:21:06just so you're aware miss morris is on charlotte's film set for the interview and
00:21:11something seems to have gone wrong what
00:21:14okay i know what charlotte's like on a film set let's go check it out
00:21:17sir we're going there in person and you're driving
00:21:23you know i was actually planning on meeting lewis's new bride sometime soon but i just didn't expect
00:21:30you'd come to me first
00:21:33and it turns out you're just a cheap trashy little paparazzi
00:21:38i guess you actually think you deserve lewis
00:21:41i get it
00:21:43you're one of those people who had a crush on lewis or something right
00:21:46or it may be on the belucci's money it's too bad it didn't work out for you
00:21:50dare you talk to me like that
00:21:52well fine you'll leave me no choice i'll just have to teach you a lesson
00:21:56what about if i just strip you naked and throw you out into the street
00:22:01and show everyone what a cheap little whore you really are
00:22:04take the mic tag i'll strike you good for
00:22:07no
00:22:08stugggly
00:22:11hey stop let go of her it's you
00:22:18stop let go of her it's you
00:22:22i guess it's my turn to save you
00:22:24miss lawyer
00:22:28what
00:22:30so you're at it again huh
00:22:32bullying people weaker than you
00:22:34zach what the hell has gotten into you and whose boyfriend are you and how did you two even meet
00:22:39spare me
00:22:40charlotte
00:22:41you and i only dated because our agents told us to
00:22:44nobody believed that was real least of all you
00:22:49steve
00:22:49from the belucci group
00:22:51what are you doing here
00:22:53miss anne
00:22:54it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with miss man
00:22:59are you hurt
00:23:00what did they screw up your prescription she's covered in marks
00:23:03yeah
00:23:04caught a few hits
00:23:08steve don't hesitate
00:23:09let anne slap her back
00:23:12miss man
00:23:13i'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the belucci family is completely unacceptable
00:23:22miss anne
00:23:24you took several hits
00:23:25my recommendation
00:23:27strike back immediately
00:23:28you have the full backing of the belucci family
00:23:31no need to hesitate
00:23:32yeah tell you what i got some dirt on charlotte too
00:23:35shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here
00:23:37go on hit her
00:23:42well
00:23:58you know
00:24:00you really do deserve the slap but
00:24:02i'm not gonna be an asshole like you
00:24:07thanks
00:24:08anne
00:24:09anne
00:24:10anne
00:24:11anne
00:24:11get me my script
00:24:13this is my set
00:24:15no
00:24:16sir do we go ahead with slapping charlotte
00:24:19anne made her choice
00:24:21let's hold off for now
00:24:23anne
00:24:24anne
00:24:29zach
00:24:29um
00:24:30thank you for your help back there really but
00:24:33i'm married
00:24:33and if you're looking for someone to
00:24:35hook up with to kill your boring
00:24:37friday night
00:24:38i am not that person
00:24:39well that'd be nice but no
00:24:41i just came to give you this
00:24:43thank you
00:24:44oh and uh
00:24:45you got mine
00:24:45still
00:24:47right sorry
00:24:48here
00:24:48oh my god no keep it i was joking
00:24:51i was gonna return something
00:24:52to you that was just in the right breast pocket there
00:24:57my badge
00:24:58i thought i lost this for good
00:25:00yeah he left it on your fake lawyering day
00:25:02right
00:25:04um
00:25:07about in there i'm sorry
00:25:08i i don't usually talk like that
00:25:11yeah i believe you
00:25:14it seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit
00:25:16you want to grab a drink
00:25:18i'd love to again but um
00:25:20i am married
00:25:21so
00:25:22well i know that mrs bellucci but
00:25:26come on everyone knows that marriage is fake
00:25:28believe me been there no judgment but uh
00:25:31you're not actually in love with sleeping beauty are you
00:25:34it's funny that you call him that um but
00:25:35i really have to go so
00:25:38here's my card
00:25:40and i'll see you around
00:25:41bye bye
00:25:43wait let me drive you home
00:25:48what is this keep on
00:25:50what a cursed date
00:25:53nothing is going right everything is wrong
00:25:55and zach seriously
00:25:57suddenly playing hero for that nobody
00:26:05is that zach's car
00:26:08who's he waiting for
00:26:10probably an actress
00:26:12we're literally outside the studio
00:26:14well whoever she is
00:26:15lucky her
00:26:17zach is absolutely waiting for you
00:26:20no question
00:26:21surely he must have realized that he was way out of line earlier
00:26:26and is waiting to drive me home as an apology
00:26:39what the hell are you doing zach open the door now
00:26:42what the hell am i doing what the hell are you doing
00:26:44why are you yanking on my car
00:26:46obviously you pissed me off earlier
00:26:48so here's what's happening
00:26:50you're gonna drive me home
00:26:51now
00:26:52wow yeah there is really something wrong with you
00:26:55have you seen anna around she was just here
00:26:57what are you talking about
00:27:00little bitch
00:27:01right yeah why'd i even ask you
00:27:03what
00:27:04damn she probably left without waiting for me
00:27:06without waiting for me
00:27:07well you know what they say
00:27:08what did they say
00:27:09zach what
00:27:12zach
00:27:15zach
00:27:19that's rough
00:27:20was she trying to get in the car and got shut down publicly
00:27:23man i'm embarrassed for her
00:27:25wait
00:27:26hold on
00:27:28isn't that charlotte mann the famous actress
00:27:31really charlotte just got rejected
00:27:34i'm texting my friends
00:27:39oh my god
00:27:40are you okay
00:27:41strike it
00:27:42little bitch
00:27:43i'm gonna kill her
00:27:45no
00:27:51welcome home
00:27:53thank you
00:27:54how's it going
00:27:56good
00:27:57good
00:27:58did anything happen today
00:28:02anybody bully you
00:28:03any handsome stranger try to rescue you
00:28:07are you the one that sent steve
00:28:10i should have known it was you
00:28:12you don't have to thank me
00:28:14but if i'd known you and zach were so close i wouldn't have had to send steve
00:28:17okay zach and i only met once
00:28:19he's
00:28:20just very
00:28:21kind-hearted
00:28:24so kind-hearted
00:28:25so kind-hearted that he's
00:28:25trying to help nurse a married woman
00:28:28it's none of your business okay
00:28:30well that kind of hurts
00:28:31i came fully prepared to care
00:28:35fine
00:28:37only because i don't want my face to bruce
00:28:46how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:08how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:11um
00:29:11the ointment
00:29:13yeah right sorry
00:29:14yeah the ointment
00:29:23so how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:25and the type of other trips over air
00:29:29it was um
00:29:30before steve got there
00:29:32that asshole i was supposed to interview
00:29:35nothing new
00:29:36industry's full of people like that
00:29:38okay well if you come across another asshole
00:29:40just let me know handle it
00:29:42you're being weirdly sweet today
00:29:44it's very suspicious
00:29:45i'm being practical
00:29:46okay you shouldn't have to deal with idiots
00:29:49inefficient
00:29:49all right
00:29:50focus on what matters
00:29:53tracking down my brother
00:29:54okay
00:29:55whatever you say
00:30:04oh my god
00:30:08oh my god
00:30:10charlotte got recast
00:30:12charlotte's no longer involved in this project
00:30:15after the stunt she pulled today
00:30:17she's not getting work for a long time
00:30:20how do you know so much about that
00:30:23did you make the call
00:30:24it's easy
00:30:25no big deal
00:30:26right no need to thank me
00:30:28look at you
00:30:31i might actually start liking you
00:30:37uh i'm i'm gonna go to bed
00:30:39i'm i'm getting kind of tired
00:30:41night
00:30:42good day
00:30:49i'm sorry ma'am
00:30:50you're not permitted inside
00:30:51not permitted
00:30:53i work here
00:30:54not anymore
00:30:55this is bullshit
00:30:57let me in
00:30:58or i'm going to
00:30:59this is all because of that little bitch
00:31:02charlotte
00:31:02i think you should see this
00:31:04what now
00:31:05a five million dollar reward
00:31:07give me that
00:31:09oh
00:31:11five million huh
00:31:12for a baby
00:31:15well
00:31:16looks like my chance
00:31:18finally showed up
00:31:41they say this stuff could make even a coma patient operator
00:31:45once he loses his control
00:31:47they'll have to accept me
00:31:57johnna i bought you the latest hat bag
00:32:04so
00:32:28Lewis, are you there?
00:32:38Oh, poor coma boy, how could I possibly expect you to answer me?
00:32:54Looks like it's really kicking in.
00:32:57I did good, didn't I?
00:33:10Are you kidding me?
00:33:15Hello?
00:33:18Yes, fine.
00:33:19I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:33:23This isn't over, Lewis.
00:33:25You must buy a lot of shift.
00:33:37Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:43Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:45I don't know what's happening here right now.
00:33:47I want you so badly.
00:33:51I'm right here.
00:34:11Wait, wait.
00:34:13I gotta know you want this too.
00:34:16Yeah?
00:34:17I'm sorry I did.
00:34:45Bye.
00:34:45See you later.
00:34:46I'm offside today.
00:34:47Oh my God, my arm's killing me.
00:34:50Yeah, mine too.
00:34:57Would you mind unlocking me?
00:34:58I'm so sorry.
00:35:00I am so sorry.
00:35:01Um, I got that yesterday.
00:35:03I thought we might as well try it.
00:35:06As long as you had fun.
00:35:09I take full responsibility about last night.
00:35:13Don't make it sound so intense.
00:35:14It was just one night.
00:35:15Okay, let me look for the key.
00:35:17What do you mean just one night?
00:35:19Oh, it means one of these.
00:35:24You are being released.
00:35:27Anne, are you in there?
00:35:33Anne, are you in there?
00:35:34You missed breakfast.
00:35:36You should at least have some lunch.
00:35:37Yes, yeah, I will be down in just a minute.
00:35:40Anne, what are you doing?
00:35:42Turn it the other way.
00:35:43I'm trying.
00:35:44Wait a minute right now.
00:35:48Oh, morning.
00:35:51Wow.
00:35:52Wow.
00:35:52Last night was quite productive.
00:35:56Anne, you certainly have the imagination.
00:36:01Yeah, I get that a lot.
00:36:04I'm just...
00:36:05I'm very committed to earning that five million dollar bonus.
00:36:09Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:36:12Oh, and don't forget to come down for lunch later.
00:36:14Yes.
00:36:19Oh, my God.
00:36:21That was close.
00:36:25Are you okay?
00:36:26Why aren't you saying anything?
00:36:30It's evil locked.
00:36:35Look, I meant what I said earlier about taking responsibility.
00:36:40What else do you think there is to do?
00:36:42I mean, we already got married.
00:36:44That was kind of the irresponsible thing.
00:36:46I mean, yeah, you're tough to deal with sometimes, but I'm making more of an effort to like you and
00:36:52care for you.
00:36:54Wow.
00:36:56Thanks.
00:36:58That's probably the worst confession I've ever heard.
00:37:01Whatever.
00:37:02I'm not really looking to date anyone right now anyway.
00:37:05I mean, priorities are my career and making money.
00:37:08I see.
00:37:11See what?
00:37:13Hey, Steve.
00:37:15Uh, I needed an immediate acquisition of, uh, what's your company called?
00:37:19AD Studios.
00:37:21Of AD Studios.
00:37:21Do this right away.
00:37:22Once you get full ownership, transfer it to Ann Morris.
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:27Right now.
00:37:30What are you doing?
00:37:32That is not what I meant.
00:37:33Stop.
00:37:33You said you wanted money and power.
00:37:35I'm giving you both.
00:37:36Oh, God.
00:37:37You are impossible to talk to.
00:37:38Take it back.
00:37:39Now.
00:37:41Steve, hold off on that.
00:37:42I have to figure out what Mrs. Bellucci actually wants.
00:37:46Just your problem.
00:37:55Men and their ideas.
00:37:57It's truly horrifying.
00:38:01I just need to take this scandal shot, get the money, and disappear.
00:38:14Oh, hey.
00:38:15Zach!
00:38:16What a coincidence.
00:38:17Yeah, it's good to see you.
00:38:20You can let go now?
00:38:22Oh, why would I do that?
00:38:23You're literally falling for me.
00:38:25Mmm.
00:38:26A bit greasy.
00:38:28That's a fair critique.
00:38:29In my defense, I thought it was a good pun at the time.
00:38:33What are you doing all geared up?
00:38:34Where are you headed?
00:38:35I actually am headed to investigate some very classified unspeakable stuff.
00:38:41Hmm.
00:38:43You know, I think I recognize that guy.
00:38:46What guy?
00:38:47The guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag.
00:38:59Mind if I take a closer look?
00:39:01Yeah, why not?
00:39:13Okay, dig into your memory.
00:39:15Where do you know him from?
00:39:17Oh, yeah.
00:39:19This guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies.
00:39:22Mafia buddies?
00:39:24You have mafia buddies.
00:39:26The Carruccias.
00:39:27It's funny, when you're making your indie film, you make some strange friends.
00:39:33Yeah, they just love westerns.
00:39:35Tried to get them in as extras, but those guys do not take direction.
00:39:41Hey, mister.
00:39:44I'll buy some flowers.
00:39:46Get some for your girlfriend.
00:39:48I'll give you a couple's discount.
00:39:49Oh, no, we're...
00:39:50We'll take the whole bunch.
00:39:55It's for you.
00:39:57Thank you, mister.
00:39:59You really did not have to do that.
00:40:02Come on, kid's just trying to make a living.
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:05I guess it helps them out, so.
00:40:10Hey, Anne, I had something important to tell you.
00:40:19Hey, Anne, I had something important to tell you.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:44Too bad about the flowers.
00:40:46Um, what were you gonna say earlier?
00:40:52Nothing, nothing important.
00:40:54Come on, let's go.
00:41:05What the hell happened here?
00:41:07Uh, a bunch of people stormed in here earlier and they, uh, trashed your desk.
00:41:12You guys didn't try to stop them?
00:41:14They looked way too scary. We were not about to die for your desk.
00:41:18Why would they even do that?
00:41:21Maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself.
00:41:27Caught on camera. Notorious paparazzi Anne Morris spotted on a street date with movie star Zac Efron.
00:41:34Rumor has it...
00:41:35What is this bullshit? Who even wrote this?
00:41:39Flash grid? Come on, I pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them.
00:41:43Did they have to go this far just for revenge?
00:41:50Anne Morris, Anne Morris, over here.
00:41:51Are you the reason he and Charlotte split?
00:41:54Did you break them up?
00:41:55She doesn't deserve him!
00:41:57You ruined the cutest couple ever, you homewrecker!
00:42:00Oh my god, this is the worst.
00:42:01We are trying to keep up!
00:42:03Oh, my God!
00:42:07How are you?
00:42:19This is a beautiful foeline.
00:42:20A lovely scourzed man will be, you know,
00:42:20this is a beautiful little puzzle.
00:42:21All right, do you learn something?
00:42:23Where are you?
00:42:28How are you?
00:42:31I'm all about to explain some points.
00:42:31It's a perfect phrase.
00:42:31guy. Is it possible that's Louis Bellucci? No, wait. That's Louis Bellucci. He's been
00:42:36in a coma. Everyone knows that. Okay. Whatever misunderstandings there may be, whatever rumors
00:42:42you may have heard, does not give you the right to attack my wife. Stop it now, or the
00:42:48Bellucci group will not hesitate to take legal action. That's really Louis Bellucci, the heir.
00:42:54Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Anne Morris? And do you realize that she is a notoriously
00:42:59infamous operation? Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not mistaken, weren't you in a coma? When did
00:43:05you wake up? Let me clear some things up for you. Number one, yes, I woke up recently. My
00:43:12health is no longer a concern. Number two, what happened yesterday? There seems to be
00:43:17some misunderstandings. Zach is a trusted business partner of mine. Twisting photos into some
00:43:23scandalous thing is not only irresponsible, it's just a waste of time. Number three,
00:43:29about Anne. We have been in love since the moment we got married. She is a wonderful
00:43:34person and deserves all your respect. Obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue, I will back
00:43:42her. Wow. The Bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly.
00:43:48He's actually insanely good looking. Maybe we got this whole thing wrong. I mean, why would
00:43:54Anne cheat with Zach if she was just standing next to her? We have been in love since the
00:43:58day we got married. She is a wonderful person and deserves your respect. What? What? Whoa,
00:44:05get her hair! Linda, what now? Whatever she decides to pursue, I will back her. Is that
00:44:12Lewis Bellucci? Isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable? I know. Were the rumors saying that he was
00:44:20old and ugly and practically dying? Why does he look that handsome? Oh my god! Why is this happening?
00:44:28Why does Anne get all the luck? Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision I've made in my entire
00:44:34life.
00:44:35Oh no! Linda? Linda! Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I've answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could. But hear
00:44:51me now. If rumors like this come up again, and there is anything about my wife or the Bellucci
00:44:58group, I will sue immediately. Thank you. Good day.
00:45:06Oh, thank you. Really. Thank you. Come on. Let's go home. Yes.
00:45:20Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank god you're finally awake. I knew all my daily good
00:45:31deeds would
00:45:31finally pay off one day. Grandma, it's been like half an hour. It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:36Oh, you're right. I might have gone a little overboard. Oh, did I even introduce you to Anne?
00:45:43Uh, yeah. Yeah, we just met. But, uh, it already feels familiar. Yeah. Same for me.
00:45:59Come in. I cleaned your jacket for you. Thank you so much for today. For taking all those hits
00:46:07for me. That's what husbands are supposed to do. Do you want to sit? Well, now that you're publicly
00:46:21awake, uh, have you thought about what's next? Honestly, no. No, today was pretty much all impulse.
00:46:30I still got my head on straight. Don't worry. If you want, I can write something up for you,
00:46:35polish your business image a bit. No, you don't have to rush to pay me back, okay? I meant what
00:46:38I said.
00:46:39Take responsibility. Yeah. I know. I know.
00:46:57Oh, my God. I totally forgot. I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:04Oh, my God. I totally forgot. I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:08Okay. All right. Yeah. What is it? I found out that your brother Vincent might have some ties to the
00:47:13mob.
00:47:14Okay. Yeah. Makes sense. I tapped some connections, did some light stalking,
00:47:19and I found out that on Friday, he's meeting with the mob at an abandoned factory up north.
00:47:23They're cooking up some kind of underground deal. I'm impressed. By you, not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:32I know. And on Friday, I'm going to go myself and see what they're up to.
00:47:37No. No. I'll send my guys. I can't risk that. That's too dangerous.
00:47:41No. Trust me. It's the kind of thing that I should handle. Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:47What do you mean? Well, I'm going to find an assistant.
00:47:51Preferably someone quick, smart, and good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay. I see what you're saying. All right. I'll go with you.
00:48:01Okay. Come on. I'm not letting Chandra murder me for dragging you out.
00:48:04I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health. Okay? Don't worry about Chandra.
00:48:09We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:12Okay. Okay?
00:48:14Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:39Sorry. Are you sure no one's going to snap us in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years.
00:48:46Turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest.
00:48:54Oh, sorry. I forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:02It's not funny. Now I know why the paparazzi is all over him. You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:10Sir? You may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble. Let's go.
00:49:19Where? The seafood shack. And you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man. So have you thought at all about that exclusive interview? Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course. I mean, after our latest scandal, we both have plenty of buzz. That interview would be huge.
00:49:44I hope so. But, uh, judging from your outfit today, I don't know if you fully adapted to the celebrity
00:49:50lifestyle.
00:49:50Okay, don't remind me. You have no idea what I went through that day. I literally escaped the office under
00:49:56a bunch of flying food.
00:49:59But Lewis showed up, so that was helpful.
00:50:02Well, that sure was convenient timing for him. I was coming to help you. I just, I never market it.
00:50:09It's okay. This exclusive totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before. What do I get?
00:50:20Um... Well, I can...
00:50:22How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Lewis? What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online. I thought I was your husband. It was my responsibility to show up, you know.
00:50:49Make sure no scandals happen. Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:56Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:59That is incredible. You've only been awake, what, three, four hours, and already you're letting your insecurity talk.
00:51:07I'm just here to make sure that, uh, no questionable people get close to my wife.
00:51:13Call it a responsibility, you know.
00:51:16I mean, you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:19So I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma, box in her entire life as
00:51:23a result.
00:51:24Okay, I think there has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:27Lewis, Zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're having lunch today.
00:51:32Oh, an exclusive interview. That sounds interesting.
00:51:38Maybe they should ask you about your dating history. There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:44Yeah, there's a ton. I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple of years.
00:51:47It's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious.
00:51:49Okay, how about we all eat some seafood? This is a huge combo.
00:51:53I'm just betting boundaries. Something you clearly know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries. Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do.
00:52:02Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend.
00:52:05Oh my god. I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering.
00:52:09So enjoy this feast without me. I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne. Anne!
00:52:18The luchy air my ass. Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:26Hey.
00:52:27Hey, walking away is not a great habit, but I know Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:32Well, don't pin it all on him. You two act like you're in kindergarten.
00:52:35And now I am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:38Okay, well don't be. I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow, you follow my lead. Okay?
00:52:51Okay.
00:53:06What?
00:53:09Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy toning down all...
00:53:14Okay, hot guy. Let's move.
00:53:19Oh, no, no, no, no. We're not taking that. That's way too high key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:45Oh, all right. Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes, absolutely. This is called low profile.
00:53:51Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring and judging me?
00:53:56Probably because you still look good even if you're squished on the back seat like that.
00:54:01Yeah, I'll keep telling myself that. All right, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:22Well...
00:54:25Here we are.
00:54:27From now on, we travel light.
00:54:30I brought something too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:35In case I need to punch them, yeah.
00:54:37Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall, you handcuffed me for the entire night the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn to see how it feels.
00:54:50Are you...
00:54:50Louis!
00:54:52Can you not be five years old for one second?
00:54:54It's not a big deal.
00:54:55Okay, look, all right?
00:54:57Now we're both handcuffed. See? No big deal.
00:55:00Can you get it off, please? We have to go.
00:55:01I have a key, relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:11I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on. Maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off.
00:55:17We just got here and we already look like idiots.
00:55:19I'm so sorry.
00:55:21I didn't expect them to be so user hostile.
00:55:25Well, I guess we're stuck like this now. Thank you.
00:55:28Whatever. We have to go.
00:55:41Why did that idiot have to wake up now?
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan.
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:51I'm gonna get my recorder.
00:55:58Okay, follow my lead.
00:56:06Welp.
00:56:15Welp, I guess the poison I used on Louis Bellucci was way too mild.
00:56:19That moron actually woke up.
00:56:23Reed, have you seen?
00:56:24No.
00:56:25We handled everything clean.
00:56:27Good.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:30The chairman of the Kennedy Group won't make it to the week.
00:56:32I want it to clean,
00:56:34fast, and I want it traced to no one.
00:56:36You got it?
00:56:39And the payment?
00:56:41We still haven't been paid for taking out Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives out here, you know.
00:56:47We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah, I got it.
00:56:51Relax, okay?
00:56:53You'll get your money.
00:56:54I'll wire it soon.
00:56:56But if you help me take out Louis Bellucci
00:56:58and clear it away from me as the CEO of the Bellucci Group,
00:57:01I'll pay double.
00:57:05We've got enough footage.
00:57:07Oh!
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here knowing what happened.
00:57:21Go!
00:57:22Take them out!
00:57:24Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:27No, no, no, no, come, come, come, come, come, come.
00:57:31Hey, hey, store's off!
00:57:32Up, come, here!
00:57:36There they are!
00:57:45Come on.
00:57:47Help me over here!
00:57:49Come on, use more muscle, man!
00:57:53Oh, fuck!
00:57:54Fuck!
00:57:55This sounds like business, man!
00:57:57I don't know how to kill them!
00:57:58Man, fuck it in pants anyways!
00:57:59Fuck this shit!
00:58:00Fuck!
00:58:03Okay, that was terrifying, but it's an accomplished, though, right?
00:58:08I mean, we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you, so that's helpful.
00:58:13I don't know where to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do.
00:58:18Just raise the price.
00:58:20Twelve million.
00:58:21Twelve?
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:22Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:23Why don't you just ask for the shares of the Bellucci Group?
00:58:26Well, careful, I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay, well, we're safe for now, but how are we going to get out of here?
00:58:40I don't know where we're going to get out of here.
00:58:40It's not even a handle!
00:58:41Shit!
00:58:42How are we going to get out of here?
00:58:49I don't know where we're going to get out of here.
00:58:50Grinch.
00:58:53Okay, I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:55Yeah, we're handcuffed in case you forgot.
00:58:58And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:01No, Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:04I guess we just leave it up to fate.
00:59:14Well, what happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:15They ran into the room.
00:59:16It was locked.
00:59:17I think they got away.
00:59:20Got away.
00:59:23You're useless.
00:59:25You're both absolutely useless.
00:59:27Did you-
00:59:28Did you at least get over their face?
00:59:29What did they look like?
00:59:31A man and a woman.
00:59:33The woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal.
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:38Recent scandal.
00:59:40Ann Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:44Well, it must have been that actor guy.
00:59:45Zach making headlines.
00:59:46Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:49Was he cute?
00:59:50Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:51What is cute?
00:59:52Is good looking.
00:59:53Good looking.
00:59:55Good.
00:59:55Then it's got to be them.
00:59:56Let's go.
00:59:57Let's go get them.
01:00:02I mean, it's not so bad.
01:00:03It could be worse.
01:00:04You know, worst case scenario.
01:00:06They find us in a couple of days.
01:00:07And we have the camera.
01:00:08It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically, national heroes.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing your darling brother, who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock,
01:00:20but is actually a hitman hiring psychopath.
01:00:23By the way, you guys are brothers.
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know I had a brother until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had the perfect family.
01:00:31And my parents died.
01:00:34And I saw him for the first time at a funeral.
01:00:39That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:41And I had a half brother that I didn't even want.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in and pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:50And he poisoned me.
01:00:53More than once.
01:00:56Steve started to handle everything for me and just tried to make sure he didn't put the company under.
01:01:02You know, sometimes the expectations of everything can just, like, weigh you down, you know?
01:01:10I guess too many expectations is better than none.
01:01:15When my mom died, my dad let my stepmom run everything.
01:01:21And none of them believed in me.
01:01:23They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:25But I just, I pushed through and I worked really hard and studied and
01:01:32I'm gonna be happier than any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me, I'd really like to be there to see it.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:47I'd like that.
01:01:50How about this?
01:01:53In two weeks we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:19You two are together.
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:23What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not my looks like you.
01:02:26Yes.
01:02:28Well, maybe it is.
01:02:29We are together now.
01:02:31I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine, Zach, okay?
01:02:36Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying to reach you all day and got nothing.
01:02:43Finally, Zach decided to track your location on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room is the only one that was left.
01:02:52Got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:55I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Ann and I both really appreciate that.
01:03:01Hey, can I talk to you alone for a second?
01:03:04Uh, would love to, but...
01:03:06Unfortunately, we're a little chained up at the moment,
01:03:07so unless you want me part of that conversation, I don't think so.
01:03:14Oh, how about tomorrow?
01:03:16Gotcha.
01:03:19Seems like you two have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:22I'm going to head out.
01:03:25I'm going to go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm going to get very drunk.
01:03:28I'm going to hook up with a random woman.
01:03:32Maybe a man.
01:03:33Who knows?
01:03:34Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen, you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:44You're right.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:10I hate to break it to you, but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for, like,
01:04:15three hours.
01:04:17Come on, man.
01:04:20Yeah, it is what it is.
01:04:24Are you sure you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:32But since you look so miserable, this one's on me.
01:04:40Judgy Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar.
01:04:46You look haggard.
01:04:52Oh boy, I only had two drinks.
01:04:56My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:04Zach, watch out behind you.
01:05:06Oh, shit.
01:05:08What the fuck, man?
01:05:09You just bought me a drink.
01:05:11Seconds ago.
01:05:12Oh my god, Zach.
01:05:13Zach, are you okay?
01:05:15The drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:17Zach.
01:05:18Zach, I love you.
01:05:20I'm your number one fan.
01:05:22I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like your insane super fan or something.
01:05:28And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We got to run.
01:05:32Hey, you.
01:05:33You're that woman from the scandal.
01:05:35What's that?
01:05:35Mm-hmm.
01:05:37You filthy bitch.
01:05:40I'm going to kill you.
01:05:41Run, run, run.
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:46Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:47Okay.
01:05:47Go right here.
01:05:48Go right here.
01:05:48Go right here.
01:05:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:52And this is hitting really hard.
01:05:53I cannot run anymore.
01:05:55You got to stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:59And this is a shitload of Molly and GHB.
01:06:02I am not going to be awake for very long.
01:06:04You just got to call the cops and leave me, man.
01:06:07Dear Zach, where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:16I'm just a ski kid.
01:06:19I'm going to serve my way myself.
01:06:21Hey, psycho.
01:06:22You bitch.
01:06:23If you know what's good for you, step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:29Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually going to teach you a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic.
01:06:46Did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to Zach and drug him.
01:06:50Is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him, but you can't even show him your true self.
01:06:53It's disgusting.
01:06:54You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know, the second Zach sees you, he would run in the other direction
01:06:58because he hates people like you.
01:06:59And he chose me.
01:07:00Not you.
01:07:01Never you.
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:03I'm going to bash your head in.
01:07:06You don't mean to do that.
01:07:07Ah.
01:07:08Nice.
01:07:12Whoa, whoa, what?
01:07:14Hey, hey.
01:07:15You okay?
01:07:16Yeah, I'm fine.
01:07:17My arm just hurts a little bit.
01:07:18Take him to the Bellucci mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:21Oh, shit.
01:07:22Fuck that.
01:07:23Um, Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:26My guys will take him to the hospital.
01:07:28He told me your location.
01:07:29That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:32I didn't expect you guys to ever work together.
01:07:42Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:45Who sent you?
01:07:46No one.
01:07:48Nobody sent me.
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:51I just love Zach.
01:07:53Zach, that's all.
01:07:54Oh, really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things, shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:07:59You just disguised yourself as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like you were after Zach.
01:08:06But the real puzzle is, how did you even know he was going to be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:13We already know everything.
01:08:15We unlocked your phone, so we're just giving you a chance to say it yourself.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:21I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay.
01:08:24Last night, this man in the purple suit just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me have Zach.
01:08:31Said he knew people around him and could track his location.
01:08:34I'm still obsessed with the purple suits.
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:41He said I could have Zach all night as long as I sent some photos afterward of us.
01:08:48You know.
01:08:51Together.
01:08:57Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay, here's what's going to happen.
01:09:00You're going to call him right now.
01:09:02You're going to say you got something about Zach.
01:09:04You're going to meet him at the park nearby.
01:09:07You got it?
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:15I figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:18Too busy to mess with anyone else, especially me.
01:09:21Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:24She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:26And apparently you have some huge dirt on Zach that she insisted on being here to hear for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked, aren't you?
01:09:34All right, enough.
01:09:35Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:36What's this Zach thing?
01:09:39I'm...
01:09:42I'm sorry.
01:09:46Wait, no.
01:09:47What's going on?
01:09:48What are you...
01:09:48Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder and aggravated assault.
01:09:55What?
01:09:56This must be some sort of mistake.
01:09:57You can't arrest me.
01:09:58Do you idiots have any idea who I am?
01:10:00Oh!
01:10:03Well, we...
01:10:05We already collected all the evidence, so...
01:10:07And you're witness, so...
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:14This is a setup.
01:10:15You think you can frame me?
01:10:17Oh, Jesus.
01:10:18Oh, no, but he has...
01:10:19All right, enough.
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did led you to here.
01:10:25Oh, you're trying to fuck me!
01:10:27You know who I am!
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh, ah!
01:10:35When the bat hit me, that's killing me now.
01:10:37Okay, come on, I'll take you.
01:10:44Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:46Oh, please, you think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache looking at your gaunt face every day.
01:10:50You look like a haunted Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man.
01:10:54I'm your rescuer.
01:10:55I saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender.
01:10:59Okay, if your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up,
01:11:02I would never have been in this situation to begin with.
01:11:04Okay, I have had enough of this.
01:11:05You two are acting like children.
01:11:07I'll lead you two to argue together,
01:11:09and I'm gonna go find some peace.
01:11:12Don't kill each other.
01:11:24Hey.
01:11:27You're a solid guy.
01:11:30I feel like I can trust Anne with you.
01:11:35Means a lot.
01:11:36Better treat her right, though.
01:11:39One false move, I'll be right back here.
01:11:41I'll steal it back.
01:11:43Promise I am not gonna give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks, we're gonna do a proper wedding.
01:11:51You should come.
01:11:53You're an important witness.
01:11:57Wouldn't miss it.
01:12:04The bride is entering.
01:12:05Please, all rise for her.
01:12:24I'm so moved.
01:12:27Me too.
01:12:28I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:31Dearly beloved,
01:12:32we are gathered today to witness the union
01:12:35of Louis Belushi and Anne Morris.
01:12:39Louis, Anne, I'll ask you to share your vows
01:12:44and affirm that you entered this marriage
01:12:47willingly and wholeheartedly.
01:12:50I do.
01:12:52I do.
01:12:54Seriously, can't this guy show up to one wedding
01:12:57without being injured?
01:12:58Who knows?
01:12:59Maybe it's the type of romance.
01:13:02Louis, you may kiss the bride.
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