00:02I got good news, y'all.
00:05Gathered here are the world's best fighters.
00:12But only one of which will be crowned the world champion of Street Fighters!
00:20You win!
00:22Perfect.
00:25You're not a warrior anymore, you're a sideshow.
00:28What's up, MTV?
00:29I'm Ken Masters.
00:32This is your shot at redemption.
00:38Who are you gonna show?
00:43The path I'm on now is not one of combat.
00:48Maybe it's Ken's turn to be champion.
00:56How did you find me?
00:59I'm paid to find champions.
01:03Even if they're lost.
01:14Good to see you, old friend.
01:24Still recluse.
01:26I said, hey!
01:28What's going on?
01:33Sit down.
01:36This tournament is not what it seems.
01:39We have to be ready.
01:51Everyone keeps going on about your thighs.
01:53What's going on?
01:54I don't see what the big deal is.
01:56What's going on?
02:00Bitch police.
02:05Oh yeah!
02:11Boom.
02:18That was some Avacadabra shit.
02:21What's going on?
02:27Wait!
02:29I'm positive that a fireball came out of Ryu.
02:36Oh, where are you?
02:37Oh, Star Trek!
02:41Perfect.
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