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00:00:01Whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up, my bad.
00:00:03Wait a minute.
00:00:05This all started with my sister, Christy,
00:00:08who's a real Beverly Hills princess.
00:00:11Christy Benedict,
00:00:13a rich, spoiled Beverly Hills socialite.
00:00:18Christy lives in her private world
00:00:20of private jets, private assistants,
00:00:25private chefs, private chauffeurs, well...
00:00:30private everything.
00:00:31And her beloved Chinese crested Ruffy
00:00:34was always dressed to the nines.
00:00:37Even Ruffy has her own private Beverly Hills therapist
00:00:41and bodyguard.
00:00:47Irene, Ruffy's fancy schmancy Beverly Hills dog MD,
00:00:52comes to give Ruffy therapy sessions once a week.
00:00:56Even Christy thinks the deputy sheriff's
00:00:59affection for Ruffy is a bit strange.
00:01:08As you see, I'm not the only world-class klutz in the family.
00:01:13Like I said, this is a long story.
00:01:18Golden diva, beauty queen.
00:01:21Daddy's little rich girl, consumer's dream.
00:01:25Unlimited funds, party on, I say.
00:01:28If I keep up this pace, I'll break the bank one day.
00:01:33Give me, give me, give me, give me it all.
00:01:37No matter where the chips may fall.
00:01:41Winner takes all or nothing.
00:01:48Give me, give me, give me it all.
00:01:50No matter where the chips may fall.
00:01:55Winner takes all or nothing at all.
00:02:08Winner takes all or nothing at all.
00:02:08And here she is, Princess Christy.
00:02:12Back from another shopping spree and planning her 35th birthday party.
00:02:17We're working on this new trick I want to show you.
00:02:20Check it out.
00:02:20But, she's still daddy's little rich girl.
00:02:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:33Sorry, Mrs. Robertson.
00:02:34I, uh, I'll, I'll fix that later.
00:02:38Aren't you a little old for that, Joshy?
00:02:41You have your hammer daddy gave you right there.
00:02:44Well, that gets you to call me a conservationist, huh?
00:02:46Daddy owns a gazillion old wells.
00:02:50And you're a tree hugger?
00:02:51You're embarrassing me.
00:02:53Okay, I guess it all depends on how you see things, right?
00:02:56And what are you doing here?
00:02:57Don't you have to be in your shop?
00:03:00Yeah, but where's Ruffy?
00:03:04Oh, poor little doggie.
00:03:08What is she happy wearing today?
00:03:09Here you go.
00:03:10Here, take her.
00:03:11Come to mommy.
00:03:12Oh, oh, oh.
00:03:13Got her?
00:03:14Hmm.
00:03:14Do you need a cup with this stuff?
00:03:17I'll give you a clue.
00:03:19Yes.
00:03:20You know, the earth is hurting from all this consuming.
00:03:23Do you really need all this stuff?
00:03:25Joshy, I just do.
00:03:27Love the accent, yeah.
00:03:29You know that European accent coach you got?
00:03:33Might want to get your money back.
00:03:35This dog's got more clothes than I do.
00:03:37Hey, Josh.
00:03:38Hey.
00:03:40Shopping again?
00:03:42Gloria has worked for my father for a long time.
00:03:46I always thought her real scheme was to try to get him to marry her
00:03:50and steal Christie's inheritance.
00:03:52But the biggest problem I have with her is her loser brother Victor,
00:03:57a wannabe bad boy bookie.
00:03:59I think they share the same ambitions.
00:04:01Dad's wealth.
00:04:03Then there's Riza, his partner in crime.
00:04:06Take it easy.
00:04:08You're starting to look like a man.
00:04:09She is a Russian world champion killer hit chick.
00:04:19Rats.
00:04:20And then came Max, a real lady.
00:04:23You know the type.
00:04:24Cool, smooth, always looking for an easy way to break even.
00:04:28Take a chill pill, you'll have your money.
00:04:30Give me a couple of weeks and I promise I'll get your money for you.
00:04:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:37All of it.
00:05:11Hey man, you need some help?
00:05:13No thanks.
00:05:15Max.
00:05:16Josh Manitink.
00:05:17You work here?
00:05:18No, I own it.
00:05:19You own it.
00:05:23Well, consider this your lucky day Josh.
00:05:29Position filled.
00:05:30You don't even know what kind of help I'm looking for.
00:05:33Don't need to know.
00:05:34What I'm paying?
00:05:35I don't care.
00:05:37I just got a little cash flow problem at the moment.
00:05:42But I'm an expert on skateboards.
00:05:44So what do you say Josh?
00:05:47Yeah, who's your favorite skateboarder?
00:05:52Tommy Eagle.
00:05:54Tommy Hawk.
00:05:55Tommy Hawk.
00:05:56Tommy Hawk.
00:05:57Tommy Hawk.
00:05:57He's pretty good.
00:06:04Hey man, what's up with the gold digger?
00:06:06Well, I'm a treasure hunter by trade.
00:06:09I mostly look for gold.
00:06:11I have what they call a sixth sense.
00:06:14A real rare gift.
00:06:18All right, Max.
00:06:20Come on in.
00:06:22Hey, Josh.
00:06:23You ever hunt for treasure?
00:06:33Max couldn't help but notice that my sister had come in and pasted her face on my favorite
00:06:39pinup poster.
00:06:40Hey, Josh.
00:06:41Who's the hot chick on the poster?
00:06:42No one you'd be interested in.
00:06:44Interesting.
00:06:46Wow.
00:06:50That's my sister, man.
00:06:52She's way out of your league.
00:06:54Your sister?
00:06:55But what, the head or the body?
00:06:58Man, what's wrong with me, man?
00:07:00Nothing.
00:07:01That's my point.
00:07:03Nothing.
00:07:04Okay, you want the inside school?
00:07:06Yeah.
00:07:07My sister hangs out at the gold bar and royals.
00:07:10Not places you'll be frequenting with your salary.
00:07:29Hi, Dad.
00:07:30What a nice surprise.
00:07:32What's that?
00:07:33What are you hiding?
00:07:35Me?
00:07:35Is it for my birthday?
00:07:37I have a very special surprise for you.
00:07:40Something that your mother wanted you to have.
00:07:43Mom?
00:07:44What is it?
00:07:46Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
00:07:47It's something that your mother wore on our wedding day.
00:07:51It means the world to me.
00:07:53And now I want you to have it.
00:08:03Thanks, Dad.
00:08:05Looks great.
00:08:07Bye, Dad.
00:08:08Bye, Dad.
00:08:09And there goes our little princess off to Club Royales to be the center of attention.
00:08:15A real man.
00:08:18Are you?
00:08:18Are you?
00:08:21Are you?
00:08:22A real man.
00:08:23Are you?
00:08:24Are you?
00:08:24Are you?
00:08:25Are you?
00:08:26Are you?
00:08:28Are you?
00:08:40Are you?
00:08:42Are you?
00:08:44Are you?
00:08:44Are you?
00:08:57Are you?
00:08:58Are you?
00:08:59Are you?
00:08:59Are you?
00:08:59Okay, let's do that.
00:09:04Sir, who are you and what are you doing on a reserve table?
00:09:09Reserve?
00:09:11I didn't see a reserve time.
00:09:14Don't freak out.
00:09:15Don't freak out.
00:09:16Breathe.
00:09:16Breathe in and out.
00:09:17In and out.
00:09:18That's it.
00:09:19That's it.
00:09:20That's it.
00:09:21Good.
00:09:21I will remove him.
00:09:26You need to leave, sir.
00:09:28Why?
00:09:29Because this booth is reserved for VIP.
00:09:33She's starting to freak out.
00:09:36And you don't want to see that.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:38Wow, that could be kind of sexy.
00:09:41Sir, that's a reserve booth for VIPs.
00:09:45Either get out or get moved out.
00:09:48Relax, tough guy.
00:09:49That's it.
00:09:50I haven't called security.
00:09:52Security!
00:09:53I'll hand it to Billy.
00:09:55Here's this.
00:10:03What's this, you're buying me another drink?
00:10:09Scott, give him one of the big ones.
00:10:12A hundred?
00:10:16I don't have a price, ladies.
00:10:18And you don't have enough gold.
00:10:20Obviously, you don't know who you're dealing with.
00:10:22All contrast, I do.
00:10:33Get out of my way.
00:10:39Why are guys always so annoying?
00:10:42The nerve of the guy.
00:10:44I know.
00:10:47Even though Ivan thought he looked gorgeous in the tiara, he knew he had to return it to
00:10:53Gerard.
00:10:57Oopsie.
00:10:59Another Ming vase bites the dust.
00:11:04I didn't like it anyway.
00:11:13Hi, Mom.
00:11:18Hi, Dad.
00:11:20I'm tired.
00:11:22I'm going to bed.
00:11:22You know, I stopped caring about what time you got home about 15 years ago.
00:11:26Whatever.
00:11:28Christy, where's your tiara?
00:11:32Oops.
00:11:34I must have lost it in the club.
00:11:36What?
00:11:37Wait a minute.
00:11:39I told you how important that was to me and your mother.
00:11:41How could you be so careless?
00:11:43Do you have any idea what that thing was worth?
00:11:45What's the big deal?
00:11:46We just get another one.
00:11:48There is no other one.
00:11:50I swear, Christy, you are the most selfish woman that I know.
00:11:53I am so glad your mother is not alive to see how you turned out.
00:11:57You do nothing but take and take and give absolutely nothing in return.
00:12:02Well, I'm going to cut off your trust fund as of right now until you can prove to me that
00:12:07you're worth something in this godforsaken universe.
00:12:11Good night.
00:12:16Blah, blah, blah.
00:12:19What did he say?
00:12:21He's cutting me off.
00:12:22We can't do that.
00:12:25Can we do that?
00:12:42What a rush.
00:12:44I could get used to this treasure hunting thing.
00:12:47Yeah, it's been a while since I found something.
00:12:50This is a good thing.
00:12:52You bring us luck, Josh.
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55We make a good team, huh?
00:12:56Like, uh, like Batman and Robin.
00:12:59Yo, Robin, by the way.
00:13:01Come on, Batman.
00:13:12Max, Max, you should leave us in the car.
00:13:13It might get stolen.
00:13:14Now, put that away, Josh.
00:13:16The treasure hunter never reveals his bounty.
00:13:17I'm holding onto one for good luck.
00:13:21I'm holding onto one for good luck.
00:13:21I need the luck.
00:13:28Now hold it right there and don't move a muscle.
00:13:31Get over there and empty your pockets in that hat.
00:13:37Well, you said to hold it right here.
00:13:41You said don't move a muscle, so...
00:13:43Oh, right.
00:13:46Okay, you can move a muscle, but not all of them.
00:13:50Just enough to, you know, to do what I just said.
00:13:57One of you get their pockets.
00:13:58And what about these two?
00:13:59If one of us goes and gets their wallets over there,
00:14:01the one staying here will be outnumbered.
00:14:03Yeah, man, what are you supposed to do?
00:14:06Are you completely retarded?
00:14:08Rock these procedures.
00:14:12Oh, what the hell?
00:14:14One more time, I'm gonna ask you nicer to get over here
00:14:17and empty those pockets in that hat.
00:14:18Come on, now.
00:14:20Hey, get over there, mind your man.
00:14:21Come on.
00:14:22All right.
00:14:23Hey, you know what?
00:14:24I'll take that backpack, too.
00:14:25Oh, yeah.
00:14:29Oh, crap.
00:14:41Get under there.
00:14:42He's a big boy.
00:14:42Hey, catch.
00:14:46Ah!
00:14:48Ah!
00:14:48I got you!
00:14:49I got you!
00:14:50Ah!
00:14:51I got you!
00:14:51Ah!
00:14:55Ow!
00:14:56Oh!
00:14:58Ah!
00:15:01Ah!
00:15:06Hey!
00:15:07Hey!
00:15:08Ah!
00:15:09Get some help over here!
00:15:12Someone give me a hand!
00:15:14Max!
00:15:18Don't move!
00:15:20Don't move!
00:15:21A squirt gun?
00:15:31Once I get a nice day's take, and it's lifted.
00:15:35Just like that, gone.
00:15:39We almost died.
00:15:41It's like your life flashes before your eyes.
00:15:45And what did you accomplish?
00:15:47What legacy did you leave behind?
00:15:49One way or the other, we're all searching for gold.
00:15:53Take your sister.
00:15:55She's completely searching in the dark.
00:15:58Oh, and you got all of this from a cut-out picture of her head?
00:16:01No.
00:16:03I met her.
00:16:22What do you think?
00:16:24To teach Christy a lesson and have her earn back her inheritance, Gerard decided to stage an elaborate treasure hunt
00:16:32on his movie ranch.
00:16:33We were all in on it.
00:16:35Max, the treasure hunt expert.
00:16:37Eddie, who knew every acre of Gerard's land.
00:16:41And me.
00:16:42My job was damage control.
00:16:44Namely, Christy.
00:16:46She was going to be in for the shock of her life.
00:16:49Because this is one place her gold card wouldn't help her.
00:16:54But there was one thing we didn't count on.
00:16:58Gloria.
00:17:07Oh, you're a dazzling princess.
00:17:09Even without the tiara.
00:17:11Thank you, Daddy.
00:17:12I have friends to impress and you're making me late.
00:17:16Dress to impress, but live to love.
00:17:18That's what your mother used to tell me.
00:17:20Live to love.
00:17:21Let me help you with that.
00:17:29Where's that little girl who used to sing with the birds and laugh at the frog?
00:17:33I wasn't laughing at the frogs.
00:17:35I kissed them.
00:17:37And look what it got me.
00:17:39No opinions charming.
00:17:41Very silly, really.
00:17:44I prefer late night champagne at the Royals.
00:17:49A lunch or two at the Blue Sky Club.
00:17:53Is that so wrong for a 29-year-old?
00:17:58Hurry, we have to make our grand entrance together.
00:18:07Oh, Gerard, here.
00:18:08Let me help you.
00:18:11So how long has she been celebrating her 29th?
00:18:14You'd think her friends would catch on by now.
00:18:16Well, they've caught on, Gloria.
00:18:18They just don't give a damn.
00:18:19Besides, I doubt she has any true friends.
00:18:21Except Josh, of course.
00:18:23There you go.
00:18:24Handsome.
00:18:26You know, it's all my fault the way she is.
00:18:29I was watching her mother dying for a year.
00:18:32All I did was bury myself in my work.
00:18:34And then when she was finally gone, instead of being there for her, I just...
00:18:39I just gave her a lot of stuff.
00:18:41She's a grown woman now.
00:18:43Maybe our little treasure hunt will sort her out.
00:18:47She's the woman I know she can be.
00:18:48I can turn the whole trust over to her.
00:18:50Take the pressure off of me.
00:18:52No.
00:18:54I mean...
00:18:56No way.
00:19:01No way.
00:19:03That selfish little bimbo will live to see the day if I have anything to do it.
00:19:24Get your filthy feet off the table, Victor.
00:19:28Flex, sis.
00:19:29Don't call me sis.
00:19:32He doesn't like you here.
00:19:33He thinks you smell funny.
00:19:35And you do.
00:19:40This is what I want you to do.
00:19:42I want you to get a couple of the boys together and stick to them like glue.
00:19:46And then I'll see what I can find out from this end.
00:19:49Is that clear?
00:19:50Get a small crew together and stick to the crew like glue.
00:19:53No.
00:19:55Not them, you pit head.
00:19:58Princess Christie and her moronic brother.
00:20:01You cannot let her get to the end of the hunt.
00:20:05Is that clear?
00:20:06Yeah.
00:20:07No.
00:20:08You have to make sure that she has an accident.
00:20:11Are you kidding?
00:20:13And then Gerard will find himself in the arms of his trustful and loyal female for companionship.
00:20:22Namely, moi.
00:20:24And what if he doesn't?
00:20:26Shut up, Victor.
00:20:28You...
00:20:28Oh, my God!
00:20:30Victor!
00:20:30He can't find you here!
00:20:32You've got to go hide!
00:20:32Hide!
00:20:33Hide!
00:20:33Please!
00:20:44Victor!
00:20:45Have you lost what's left of your brain?
00:20:48You can't hide there!
00:20:49Can you see me there?
00:20:50Of course I can see you there!
00:20:53Hide!
00:20:54I'll see you at the party.
00:21:18Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a great beat!
00:21:22Welcome for a wonderful, wonderful birthday, baby!
00:21:26Christie!
00:21:27Come on up, darling!
00:21:28Come on up!
00:21:29Aroha!
00:21:44Happy birthday, Christie!
00:21:49What is your name but want moreustile?
00:21:56I don't know.
00:21:57I don't know.
00:21:58I don't know.
00:21:59I don't know.
00:21:59But there's no good ones.
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:03so there i was in the jungle this little village was being attacked daily by an elephant i went
00:22:11into its hive they live in hives you know it kind of freaked out and uh
00:22:18trampled the village that story didn't turn out as quite as i liked but i could
00:22:22tell you about the time i tracked and killed sasquatch
00:22:30hector hey gerard i didn't know we were going to be graced by your presence today
00:22:34oh no no uh not grace gloria invited me
00:22:41have some cake it's uh really good
00:22:48hey watch it lady oh my god you just ruined my dress
00:22:52this is not my problem
00:22:59i thought he said terracotta actually opened the door and it was an anaconda
00:23:05excuse me birthday girl coming through excuse me happy birthday christine and you are
00:23:14max belligerent you remember i know who he is he is the guy from the club the other night
00:23:22you've got some nerve hey now this is my guess he was invited
00:23:30josh where's my present oh yeah there you go sis happy birthday thanks i'm so excited i hope it's
00:23:41that's better than the last one 50 000 shares of google like what good is that
00:23:53what is this oh it's a it's a compass compass what does it do well this one's symbolic symbolic
00:24:02a what that you're a bad gift giver it gives direction when you're lost and you're lost
00:24:09i'm not lost i live in bevel hills california okay seriously joshie where's my radio that's it
00:24:17this is not a rare gift this is not a rare gift where's daddy
00:24:23can i keep it and that's how i got that rash excuse me oh hello i'd like to hear a
00:24:34little more
00:24:34about your story let me tell you about my giant sea turtle
00:24:42daddy i know i'm a disappointment to you because i lost a tiara but josh you gave me a stupid
00:24:47present and nobody loves me honey listen when you judge someone you don't define who they are
00:24:55you define who you are you have to stop watching dr phil he's over the top
00:25:00christy i love you i care about your happiness so where's my present then me my mine is that all
00:25:06you could think about christy yes it's my birthday and i should have nice presents tonight give me
00:25:12give me give me here that's the only present you're going to get from me open it money
00:25:23it's a bunch of numbers josh and his friend will explain it to you is it a swiss bank account
00:25:28daddy
00:25:28it's a surprise daddy i love your surprises josh don't you dare go anywhere what is my birthday
00:25:37surprise what do you mean look at it well it wouldn't be a surprise if he told you now would
00:25:43it excuse me whatever your name is it's none of your business he's a big part of this without him
00:25:47we're never gonna find your surprise oh i don't think you had the pleasure could you please tell me
00:25:53what those numbers are all right well they're uh map coordinates to some location somewhere okay
00:26:02we're going on a treasure hunt you know with backpacks and sleeping bags and your new compass
00:26:08but i gotta warn you it's not going to be easy we're going to be climbing up mountains cold nights
00:26:13creepy crawlies crawling all over you and uh we need 6 30 a.m shot so uh make sure you're
00:26:20ready
00:26:20your curlers and black things and whatever whatever whatever i'll make my own arrangements thank you
00:26:28happy birthday christy
00:26:40eddie josh and his friend are keeping an eye on things but uh i'm a little worried about something
00:26:45that just doesn't seem right so let me make some inquiries and in the meantime could you see to it
00:26:51that christy finds what she's looking for okay thanks eddie yep
00:27:21you've got to be kidding me this is unbelievable what the hell is she thinking
00:27:35you have to deal with this all right not me
00:27:45good morning all hey just a little something i picked up to make my trip a little bit more terrible
00:27:52well i hate to burst your bubble princess but there's no way this monstrosity is gonna go
00:27:58where we're going ah with an experienced guide and driver we'll have no difficulty
00:28:06this baby's a beast i tell you it's got a shower in there haven't seen one of those in weeks
00:28:11takes
00:28:11me back to when i used to run pig farms look princess this guy's about two fries short of a
00:28:16happy meal
00:28:17you're jealous of what my looks my money my gold and my moto coach just pick any of them so
00:28:25long
00:28:26story short that's how i accidentally became a ref in the nfl whatever fine hey let me show you where
00:28:32i hit the tp and your makeup because i i was trying some of that okay um guys uh let's
00:28:48start with the clue christy could you read it please
00:29:04i'll let you have it let me see that
00:29:10wow just as i thought these are map coordinates is it a treasure map
00:29:16finally you come to some use so where is it i think this is it josh josh yeah
00:29:40i think this is something they did being the nice guys that we are we decided to stage the first
00:29:46clue
00:29:47so conveniently close to camp
00:29:56what is it is is it the gold oh i can't believe this oh my god oh my god oh
00:30:07my god it's josh what is it
00:30:12it's a flash drive surprise i'll get my laptop i love daddy's surprises we all knew she had no clue
00:30:22what that was
00:30:31it's a map a treasure map
00:30:35no poverty in my legacy since when did you ever have to face poverty anyway it's all relative
00:30:42i've been going through some tough times lately haven't i installed sure yeah it's all relative
00:30:48you know i had a relative once damnedest thing well what's not relative is out here in the world
00:30:55right here and now i can handle myself all right so why don't you take your shoes off and circle
00:31:03the
00:31:03trailer and if you can't handle that you sleep in my tent and i sleep in the trailer deal no
00:31:10deal no deal
00:31:11ah yes and it's not a trailer it's a motor coach oh i don't sleep in trailers you're gonna sleep
00:31:19in a
00:31:19motor coach tonight maybe yeah i'm fine okay careful hey not so fast
00:31:32it's probably a snail a couple rules about sleeping in the coach with old eric here
00:31:40number one don't touch my feet i've got a fungus number two stay out of the bathroom around 7 pm
00:31:46i've
00:31:46got a routine that i need a little ocd i've got and uh if you hear noises uh that's just
00:31:53me okay
00:31:55and uh thirdly i have night terrors so i have a tendency to flail around screaming mommy mommy
00:32:18so we managed to survive our first day without too much drama christie slept in a tent for the
00:32:27first time in her life while max slept on thousand count sheets
00:32:40i don't know where the hell i am gloria i lost him sometime back i've been driving all night
00:32:47you know how bad my night vision is freaking lost
00:32:55what what you're breaking up you're breaking up
00:33:00you're breaking up gloria what what
00:33:15well looks like we headed over that hill bummer too bad i wish it was that smaller hill over there
00:33:21it's a lot easier perhaps i should just stay here you guys don't really need me
00:33:30alright i just thought i was slowing you down
00:33:33i know
00:33:53um
00:34:44Let's take a break, guys.
00:34:46This is such a nice day.
00:34:48What?
00:34:49I don't want to be last anymore.
00:34:52Can someone trade Francis with me?
00:34:55No!
00:34:56Guys!
00:34:58It's an avalanche!
00:35:01We all got to die!
00:35:06Ha!
00:35:07Amazing.
00:35:09Seems like Christy's having a good time.
00:35:11It took me a while to realize that Christy's determination to try and be part of the group was just
00:35:17to get Max's attention.
00:35:19Look, if someone doesn't secure her, we're all going down the hill.
00:35:22It's an earthquake!
00:35:23Christy, it's not an earthquake.
00:35:25Stop moving.
00:35:28It's not an avalanche.
00:35:36You are in my face!
00:35:39I would like to be touched!
00:35:46Hello, Christy.
00:35:48I'm fine.
00:35:49I'm good.
00:35:50I'm okay.
00:35:51I'm fine.
00:35:52I'm sure.
00:35:52I'm fine now.
00:35:53Hold on.
00:35:55I'm fine.
00:35:56I'm fine.
00:35:58I'm fine!
00:35:59Yay!
00:36:21Nice landing!
00:36:23I like that!
00:36:25Ayy!
00:36:26Damn, alright?
00:36:28Get off me!
00:36:30Come here, man!
00:36:32Ouch!
00:36:34Can you please take me back to the motorcoach?
00:36:38She said please!
00:36:40Yeah, she probably bumped her head.
00:36:43Ouch!
00:36:45Is she okay?
00:36:54There's something about the desert air.
00:36:56Its warm winds can even melt the coldest icebergs.
00:37:01Given enough time, a transformation was taking place in all of us.
00:37:06We could all feel it.
00:37:12There we go.
00:37:14That's how it's done in the wild.
00:37:16I got caught in a wrestling fight with a water buffalo.
00:37:19It's all that you're in there, too.
00:37:21Damn it!
00:37:22Oh, she's sipping a thing.
00:37:23Sleeping in ten.
00:37:24That's rolling down mountains.
00:37:25Yeah!
00:37:28Well...
00:37:29You and me.
00:37:33I have gas.
00:37:35Lots and lots of gas.
00:37:37All right, everybody.
00:37:39Good night.
00:37:40Good night, Max.
00:37:42Good night.
00:37:43Good night.
00:37:45He left all his food.
00:37:46Look at that.
00:37:53Yeah, it's me.
00:37:55Yeah, I don't know about this anymore.
00:37:57I kind of like these people.
00:37:58Shut up.
00:37:59You've got deep issues.
00:38:01Really deep issues.
00:38:02I mean, you don't need a psychologist.
00:38:05You need to go to Vienna.
00:38:06Back where they really study psychology.
00:38:08I mean, you need Carl Jung.
00:38:10Something really messed up in your head
00:38:12to be screwing with these people this bad.
00:38:14I mean...
00:38:15Get me the location.
00:38:16Whatever.
00:38:17Listen.
00:38:20Or get what you need, okay?
00:38:21But that's it.
00:38:22I'm out of here after that, okay?
00:38:24Okay?
00:38:25Hello?
00:38:26Hello?
00:38:28Did you hang up?
00:38:31Hung up.
00:38:33Coordinates.
00:38:37Did you get the location?
00:38:39Not yet, but we are close.
00:38:42Gloria is going to be all over me
00:38:43if I don't get that location.
00:38:55I'm going to go find a professional casino
00:38:57where there's no idiots.
00:39:00Boss, boss.
00:39:01Bring some more.
00:39:03Not Spice, okay?
00:39:05Shut up.
00:39:06Don't.
00:39:08Spice, give me gas.
00:39:19I guess the magic of last night has worn off.
00:39:26Oh, boy.
00:39:27The demon woman's back.
00:39:29Can't function without my latte.
00:39:31I simply cannot function.
00:39:34Christy did a pretty good job hiding her misery in the desert.
00:39:37But sometimes she slips.
00:39:39Oh, my ankle is killing.
00:39:41As she was not getting Max's attention,
00:39:43she went to work, a la Christy style.
00:39:58You know what?
00:39:58For God's sakes, will somebody call somebody?
00:40:01Her words are like nails on a chalkboard.
00:40:03Oh, it's too hot.
00:40:05Eddie?
00:40:06Hey, we're here at the camp.
00:40:08This is an ankle.
00:40:09So I'm back.
00:40:12Ouch!
00:40:13Ouch!
00:40:14Ouch!
00:40:16Ouch!
00:40:19Ouch!
00:40:22Ouch!
00:40:23Ouch!
00:40:24Ouch!
00:40:25Ouch!
00:40:26Ouch!
00:40:27Ouch!
00:40:33I don't think Max was buying it.
00:40:36You know, I think we should go to town and take you to a doctor.
00:40:39Oh, no, no.
00:40:40Eddie's here.
00:40:45Howdy, folks.
00:40:46What's wrong.
00:40:47Y'all look a little down.
00:40:48Got a hitching to get along?
00:40:50Yeah, Christy got a flat tire here.
00:40:53Let me have a look at that ankle.
00:40:57Oh, my baby.
00:40:59Hmm, I think we better have Wilma take a look at that.
00:41:02I'll take you back to the house.
00:41:04I'll be all right.
00:41:05I don't know.
00:41:06Twenty years of marriage with that woman,
00:41:08never seen a better nurse.
00:41:10She'll fix you right up.
00:41:11Thanks, Eddie.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:13Okay?
00:41:14I'll just go in and slip into something more appropriate then.
00:41:18Oh, ouch, ouch, Estelle.
00:41:22Ouch.
00:41:23Let's go!
00:42:11And what are you?
00:42:13I'm a nurse.
00:42:14What are you?
00:42:15I meant, what are you doing?
00:42:17Oh, we're rehearsing for the Giants.
00:42:20Acting, dancing.
00:42:22Eddie's our manager.
00:42:23First, we need to get that foot taken care of.
00:42:26Then we can gab.
00:42:27Yeah, all right.
00:42:28Let's do it.
00:42:33What's that?
00:42:34Oh, we have a pool going on to see how much longer you're going to last on this gold hunt
00:42:38of yours.
00:42:38What?
00:42:40Look at yourself, Missy.
00:42:41Do you actually think that you belong out here?
00:42:44Why wouldn't I?
00:42:45Well, most of us provide some worthwhile services to society.
00:42:50Oh, but wait a minute.
00:42:51Every society needs a ditzy, rich blonde that we can all read about in the magazines.
00:42:57All right, that's enough.
00:42:59Okay, come on, guys.
00:43:00Lay off.
00:43:01Whatever.
00:43:10In many ways, you remind me of your mother.
00:43:14You knew my mom?
00:43:16I was with her up to the very end, you know.
00:43:20You were?
00:43:24I adored your mother.
00:43:26She had a heart of gold.
00:43:32So, how is it?
00:43:36Much better, thanks.
00:43:37When you're ready to go, I'll run you on back to camp.
00:43:41Thank you both.
00:43:43You're welcome.
00:43:50Eddie, I didn't know you and Wilma knew my mother.
00:43:54We've known your family forever, I think.
00:43:58Ever since you was just a little thing.
00:44:00All this land here, over 100 acres of it, all belongs to your pop.
00:44:04Oh, I didn't know that.
00:44:06I've been managing it for over 40 years for him.
00:44:08That's how Josh got hooked up with your family.
00:44:11He was with me first, and your pop turned it into a movie ranch just after I met him.
00:44:15Really?
00:44:42Thanks, Eddie.
00:44:44Thanks, Eddie.
00:44:58Hey, are you having trouble sleeping?
00:45:01How's your foot?
00:45:03Much better, thank you.
00:45:07You care to take a walk?
00:45:11That's cute.
00:45:12But I can fix that.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:18All right.
00:45:20Let's try it on.
00:45:25A little loose.
00:45:26Thanks.
00:45:28Just my style.
00:45:30Yeah, it kind of matches your outfit, right?
00:45:35All right.
00:45:36I can trip and fall.
00:45:38Well, I'll be there to catch you.
00:45:45So, shall we?
00:45:50I've never seen so many stars.
00:45:53Look, there's a shooting star.
00:45:55Where?
00:45:56Right there.
00:45:57Make a wish.
00:45:59I wish I could believe in that.
00:46:02Well, I believe that anything's possible if you make it happen.
00:46:07I begin to wonder what I'm doing here.
00:46:11Maybe I should just go home.
00:46:13Nah, you shouldn't.
00:46:16I'm not sure I belong here.
00:46:19Well, we all have obstacles to overcome.
00:46:23Yeah.
00:46:24Mine's gambling.
00:46:26So, now I just play slot machines.
00:46:31Everything's going to be okay, Christy.
00:46:34For both of us.
00:46:36For both of us?
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:41For both of us.
00:47:03Rise and shine.
00:47:07Rise and shine?
00:47:08Rise and shine?
00:47:10Wait a second.
00:47:11Who are you and what have you done to Christy?
00:47:13And what happened to where's my latte?
00:47:16What a good idea, Estelle.
00:47:18Let's make some lattes.
00:47:23It's a beautiful day for the treasure hunt.
00:47:26Definitely.
00:47:35I don't know what's going on here.
00:47:37Romantic walks and moonlight serenades.
00:47:41I would check the oil, okay?
00:47:55Hello, Gloria.
00:47:58Come in.
00:47:59Victor, you dimwit.
00:48:02What?
00:48:03Idiot.
00:48:04Victor.
00:48:05What?
00:48:06Hello?
00:48:06Victor?
00:48:07Gloria, hello.
00:48:09Come in.
00:48:09Why isn't that blonde bitch pushing up daisies yet?
00:48:12What?
00:48:14Hello?
00:48:16Victor?
00:48:17Damn.
00:48:18Damn.
00:48:19Damn, you befo-
00:48:28Gotta hate cell phones.
00:48:31Cool it, Victor.
00:48:32We know where they are now.
00:48:34Gloria can't just chill.
00:48:35Yeah, we know where the base camp is, not the gold.
00:48:42Look at that.
00:48:44They all fell down.
00:48:47Spicy.
00:48:59I took a taxi to a plane.
00:49:06From my flight, I took a taxi to a runaway train.
00:49:14Any time?
00:49:18There you go, Josh.
00:49:19Oh.
00:49:21Why, thank you.
00:49:26Oh.
00:49:38Oh.
00:49:39Oh, jeez, please.
00:49:44You guys want to get a tent or something?
00:49:47Yeah.
00:49:51Oh, wow.
00:49:52So hard.
00:49:57We made it.
00:49:58Good workout.
00:50:00Oh, this is great.
00:50:03That is not a hill, that's technically a mountain, I think.
00:50:07Okay, let's go one step to the left.
00:50:10One step to the left.
00:50:12Another two steps to the left.
00:50:14Two steps to the left.
00:50:15And one step to the right.
00:50:18One step to the right.
00:50:19Okay.
00:50:23Bingo.
00:50:25Where?
00:50:25This is so exciting.
00:50:28There must have been an alien abduction last night.
00:50:30What kind of spell did you put on my sister?
00:50:33Voila.
00:50:34It's a cave.
00:50:35It's a cave?
00:50:36Let me see.
00:50:36Let me see.
00:50:37Let me see.
00:50:39Let me see.
00:50:51All right, we're almost there.
00:50:53We better get our jackets out.
00:50:55It's going to be cold inside.
00:50:56Okay.
00:50:57Ah.
00:51:03It's dark in there.
00:51:05Let's go.
00:51:07Be careful.
00:51:08There may be really large bats inside.
00:51:11What?
00:51:11Just kidding.
00:51:12Let's go.
00:51:14Let's go.
00:51:18Let's go.
00:51:18Let's go.
00:51:28Someone's already been in here.
00:51:30Yeah, yeah.
00:51:31I think I saw some Bigfoot tracks down there.
00:51:41Oh, my God.
00:51:44Please.
00:51:45It wasn't me.
00:51:46My bad.
00:51:47It's all this kneeling down.
00:51:52What the hell?
00:51:53It's a dead end.
00:51:54This can't be right.
00:51:55Check the coordinates again.
00:52:01They're right.
00:52:03Open it.
00:52:04Maybe it's a door.
00:52:08It's a metal plate.
00:52:10Let me see if I can push it open.
00:52:13There's something blocking it.
00:52:16Look.
00:52:16I found something.
00:52:18Let me see.
00:52:20That's a key.
00:52:21But I don't see a keyhole.
00:52:25What's that?
00:52:27It's a little something Santa left me.
00:52:33All right, guys.
00:52:34Back up.
00:52:35We've only got a couple of seconds.
00:52:37What?
00:52:38What?
00:52:38It's a little bit.
00:52:51It's a little bit.
00:53:04It's a little bit.
00:53:07You're so fired!
00:53:08You're so fired!
00:53:10Marty, Marty, did you hire the extra out there?
00:53:13Why, Marty, Marty, who this extra?
00:53:14Do you order that?
00:53:15You making the boom to the back?
00:53:17What you doing?
00:53:17Wait, let me see it.
00:53:18God damn it!
00:53:20Marty, you're fired!
00:53:21You're fired!
00:53:22Scheisse!
00:53:22That's a fucking!
00:53:24You're all fired!
00:53:25You're all fired!
00:53:27Get off of my back!
00:53:29What is that?
00:53:31Well, that obviously wasn't the right coordinates.
00:53:34It's the right place.
00:53:35You must be just off a little.
00:53:36But we are at the cave?
00:53:38Covers a lot of area, Christy.
00:53:40Let's go back to the camp and try this again in the morning
00:53:44when we have the exact coordinates.
00:53:45That sounds like a plan.
00:53:46All right, hold on.
00:53:48Did anyone else find that a little odd?
00:53:50Not at all.
00:53:52What do you expect?
00:53:53It's Daddy's movie ranch.
00:53:59It's palsy.
00:54:06Hello.
00:54:09Way to look out, Higgins.
00:54:13Want to hear what I've got or not?
00:54:25This changes the whole playing field now, doesn't it?
00:54:28Now, you promised no one will get hurt, right?
00:54:30Eh, nobody gets hurt.
00:54:31Get the cash and return the girl.
00:54:33Just the cash.
00:54:37Hit her with a dart or something?
00:54:39What are you doing?
00:54:39I don't know.
00:54:40What do you mean, you don't know?
00:54:41Nobody's going to get hurt.
00:54:42No one will get hurt, then.
00:54:44Why do you keep throwing darts when you say no one's going to get hurt?
00:54:46Are you going to hurt her with a dart or something?
00:54:48Just the cash.
00:54:49That's all I want.
00:54:50You're doing it again.
00:54:51Are you saying yes to the cash and no to the hurt?
00:54:54Just the cash, no girl.
00:54:56I gave you that knowing that you wouldn't hurt her.
00:54:58Eh, you're not convincing me here.
00:55:00Are you all right?
00:55:01I mean, it's...
00:55:02You just want cash and returning girl.
00:55:04Just the cash.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:09Okay.
00:55:09Good.
00:55:10Nice place you have here.
00:55:20Ruffy!
00:55:22Ruffy!
00:55:22Ruffy's missing!
00:55:24Where can she be?
00:55:25I don't know that...
00:55:25When was the last time you saw her?
00:55:27She was sleeping next to me like always.
00:55:30It's gonna be okay.
00:55:31We're gonna find her.
00:55:31Okay, everybody.
00:55:32Let's check the area.
00:55:33Okay.
00:55:34Let's go.
00:55:34Ruffy!
00:55:36Ruffy!
00:55:37Ruffy!
00:55:39I'm sure we'll find her.
00:55:40She's probably around here somewhere, taking a whiz.
00:55:44Ruffy!
00:55:46Ruffy!
00:55:47Ruffy!
00:55:48Ruffy!
00:55:48Come here!
00:55:49Ruffy!
00:55:50Ruffy!
00:55:51Oh, I think I...
00:55:53No, that's not her.
00:55:54Thought I saw something.
00:55:56Ruffy!
00:55:58This is bad.
00:55:59If we don't find Ruffy, it's like a year of therapy.
00:56:03Ruffy!
00:56:05Ruffy!
00:56:06Ruffy!
00:56:08Ruffy!
00:56:08Where are you?
00:56:13Probably coyote food.
00:56:16Ruffy!
00:56:20Ruffy!
00:56:28Ruffy!
00:56:30Ruffy!
00:56:31Ruffy!
00:56:32Ruffy!
00:56:32Ruffy!
00:56:35Ruffy!
00:56:36Ruffy!
00:56:44Ruffy!
00:56:45Ruffy!
00:56:46Ruffy!
00:56:47Ruffy!
00:56:56Ruffy!
00:56:57Ruffy!
00:56:59Ruffy!
00:56:59Ruffy!
00:57:00Ruffy!
00:57:00Ruffy!
00:57:01Ruffy!
00:57:09I'll be taking that.
00:57:13Okay, everybody, as of right now, the plan goes into effect.
00:57:18You whiny little brat.
00:57:20Thought you could outsmart me, didn't ya?
00:57:22Victor.
00:57:24Oh, right.
00:57:25Gotta go.
00:57:42Ruffy's back.
00:57:43She's dragging something.
00:57:51It's addressed to Prince Benedict.
00:57:53Let me see that.
00:57:59You've got your pain in the ass of a sister.
00:58:03That spoiled, uneducated, miserly, two-timing.
00:58:07I mean, it just keeps going.
00:58:08If you want to see her alive again, put the coordinates for the treasure in a brown paper bag.
00:58:14Leave it under the wagon wheel, next to the oil drum, by the tree, next to the red rock gas
00:58:20station.
00:58:20Bring the coordinates and will bring the princess from hell.
00:58:24It says we're very desperate ex-communists from Spain.
00:58:28No, Spain's crossed out.
00:58:29Kazakhstan, spelled incorrectly, is put in its place.
00:58:33So we're obviously dealing with professionals here.
00:58:37What the hell are we gonna do?
00:58:40I wanna get to the car.
00:58:42My phone's in there.
00:58:45Thanks, Josh.
00:58:50Eddie, I'm afraid my suspicions were right.
00:58:52They've kidnapped Christy.
00:59:01Put me through to Lester Perkins.
00:59:03Hey, it's almost 12 o'clock.
00:59:04We should get going.
00:59:06Yeah, I hope Eddie can track him from here.
00:59:08The finishes real close.
00:59:09And then what are we gonna do?
00:59:11I don't know how to find her.
00:59:13That's comforting.
00:59:25What?
00:59:28What?
00:59:28What happened?
00:59:30What?
00:59:30I can't understand a word you're saying.
00:59:34Oh, for God's sakes.
00:59:37Ouch!
00:59:38You're the one who let Ruffy out, aren't you?
00:59:40Ruffy's back.
00:59:41She's fine.
00:59:42I would never have hurt her, okay?
00:59:45Just relax.
00:59:48Eric.
00:59:49What?
00:59:50These ropes are hurting me.
00:59:52Don't tell me a girl like you's never been tied up before.
00:59:55I'm sure you're enjoying it, okay?
00:59:56But they are too tight.
00:59:58What's wrong with being tied up?
00:59:59It's nice to be tied up sometimes.
01:00:00I like being tied up sometimes, you know?
01:00:03It's kinda cool.
01:00:04Just sit back and go with it, okay?
01:00:08I'll give you a surprise.
01:00:11Really?
01:00:12Mm-hmm.
01:00:14What the hell?
01:00:15This is all going to crap anyway, right?
01:00:17I mean, you're gonna give me a surprise.
01:00:19I'm sure into that.
01:00:20Because you got a couple of nice surprises there, if you know what I mean.
01:00:24They look pretty nice.
01:00:25Let's have that surprise.
01:00:26Thanks for staring at my friend.
01:00:29Thanks for letting Ruffy out.
01:00:31And that's for pissing me off.
01:00:33Oh!
01:00:36Is that it?
01:00:38Sit down, bitch!
01:00:40Nobody calls me bitch, bitch!
01:00:43Don't you just love a good beach fight?
01:00:46I beg your pardon, sir.
01:00:48Those two happen to be beautiful ladies.
01:00:51I'll give you five to one on the one with the big rack.
01:00:53Don't bat on her.
01:00:54She's gonna be dead when Glory gets here.
01:00:58In fact, so are you.
01:01:01I think I forgot to lock my car.
01:01:04Oh!
01:01:06All righty.
01:01:07You wanna do this?
01:01:09Okie dokie.
01:01:11I'll be back to deal with you later, sugar plums.
01:01:13Daddy's gonna go to work.
01:01:15All right, meathead.
01:01:16How about this?
01:01:18You like that?
01:01:19I got another one!
01:01:20Oh, yeah!
01:01:21Oh, okay.
01:01:22You wanna still stand, huh?
01:01:23Come on, now!
01:01:25You son of a bitch!
01:01:27I hate you!
01:01:28Oh, my God!
01:01:28Oh!
01:01:29Look at it!
01:01:30I'm not a good dancer!
01:01:32Oh!
01:01:43I can't believe you just swallowed the dart!
01:01:47Ooh!
01:01:48Little sugar wants to dance, I see!
01:01:50Oh!
01:01:51And I'll kiss on the first date!
01:01:56AnnStory!
01:01:57And I'll kill you!
01:01:58I'm.
01:01:58I'm tired of this!
01:02:00Ugh!
01:02:04Ah!
01:02:06Oh!
01:02:07Ah!
01:02:11Ah!
01:02:12You bitch!
01:02:14Oh, my gosh.
01:02:29Told you I'd get you, sweet cheeks.
01:02:31Uh, if I were you, I'd run.
01:02:36I'm taking this.
01:02:39Thanks for the surprise.
01:03:10I'm taking this.
01:03:13I'm taking this.
01:03:17Turn left.
01:03:1830 feet.
01:03:20Turn right at next junction.
01:03:23Go straight.
01:03:24Stop.
01:03:25This is a dead end.
01:03:27Go back.
01:03:28Turn left.
01:03:30Turn right.
01:03:31Go back.
01:03:33Turn around.
01:03:34Circle back.
01:03:3550 feet and turn left.
01:03:38Stop.
01:03:39Go back.
01:03:40Where are you going?
01:03:42Go straight.
01:03:43Turn right.
01:03:4510 feet.
01:03:46Where are you going?
01:03:47Rats.
01:03:48Yes.
01:03:48You are lost.
01:04:03What is Victor doing here?
01:04:29Maybe.
01:04:30Maybe.
01:04:30Maybe.
01:04:30Maybe.
01:04:35Oh, maybe.ÐĩÐąby.
01:05:09We might be making a mistake giving them the coordinates.
01:05:15Hello?
01:05:17Yeah?
01:05:19Eddie has Christy.
01:05:25Let's go get Christy.
01:05:27I'm driving.
01:05:28Okay, we're going.
01:05:34Turn left. Butch Road. 200 feet ahead.
01:05:38I have a question, ma'am. Are these the right directions?
01:05:41Turn right. Burma Road. 50 feet ahead.
01:05:44You heard it, lady.
01:05:45Turn right!
01:05:48I got a rescue!
01:05:53No backseat driving!
01:06:05Huh, you two shut your mouth every once in a while and you figure out where I'm going.
01:06:10All right, let's get to work.
01:06:12Yeah, we ought to figure.
01:06:15Hey, Higgins, give me your clue.
01:06:16No, no, boss. This is mine.
01:06:18Come on, Higgins.
01:06:19I'm big guy.
01:06:20You know, you're disrespectful, Higgins.
01:06:22Oh my gosh, Eddie, it's them!
01:06:25Well, well, well.
01:06:27I'll handle this.
01:06:29Well, isn't this cute?
01:06:31Coming around, huh?
01:06:32You want it with the right?
01:06:33You want it with the left?
01:06:34Or should I...
01:06:35I'll drive you into the dirt!
01:06:36Oh!
01:06:38Boy!
01:06:39Oh!
01:06:40What?
01:06:41Good job, Eddie.
01:06:43I will...
01:06:46I will pound you into the dirt!
01:06:48You little creep.
01:06:49Yeah, you need a bat!
01:06:51Get me out of this thing.
01:06:52Take it.
01:06:53Take care of that.
01:06:54Matt!
01:06:55Christmas!
01:06:57What's up, pretty boy?
01:06:59Want a piece of peace?
01:07:00Yeah, pretty good.
01:07:09Nobody move!
01:07:10Eric!
01:07:11What is this all about?
01:07:12Well, Christy, Gloria, and her brother Victor over here
01:07:16have been siphoning millions off your inheritance from your estate.
01:07:20You idiot!
01:07:21Oh!
01:07:22Get her off, babe!
01:07:23Idiot!
01:07:24Risa!
01:07:25Why don't you give it a break, okay?
01:07:27You heard him.
01:07:27Give it a rest!
01:07:29Lester Perkins, FBI.
01:07:33What?
01:07:35I thought you were an actor.
01:07:37I actually have more aspirations of being a director.
01:07:40Whoa, I'm sorry.
01:07:41I'm just trying to figure this out.
01:07:43So you're a mole for my dad, a spy for Risa, a driver for my sister, and an FBI agent.
01:07:49Yeah.
01:07:50With aspirations to act and direct.
01:07:53Yeah.
01:07:53That pretty much sums it up.
01:07:55Wow.
01:07:55Does that make you a quadruple agent?
01:07:59I guess so, yeah.
01:08:00And I thought my life was complicated.
01:08:03Victor here and Gloria have been planning this for God knows how long.
01:08:06It's only until the treasure hunt that this all came out in the open.
01:08:09I'm really sorry I had to deceive you guys.
01:08:10No.
01:08:11We thank you.
01:08:13Well, we'll always have the hill.
01:08:15It's a good fall there, Josh.
01:08:18Okay.
01:08:19All right.
01:08:27Now let's go get Gloria.
01:08:31It's been a crazy week.
01:08:33From the bar fights, falling down a mountain, being part of an FBI sting.
01:08:38You know what?
01:08:39We should just have a rest over here and take a load off.
01:08:44Hey, I have an idea.
01:08:46I'm feeling kind of lucky about the day.
01:08:49How about we give it one more shot with the treasure?
01:08:53Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:54You're right.
01:08:55You're right.
01:08:55I'm going to check the GPS.
01:08:59Wow.
01:09:00We may just get lucky here.
01:09:01Really?
01:09:01We're pretty close.
01:09:03Yeah, look.
01:09:04All right.
01:09:05I'll just protect Christy here.
01:09:08Oh, thank you.
01:09:08I've got the bat.
01:09:09Make sure she's safe.
01:09:11Thanks, Joshy.
01:09:13Yeah.
01:09:13Hey, Eddie.
01:09:14How you doing?
01:09:14I'm just waiting to see how this all plays out.
01:09:40Wow.
01:09:43She's worth a lot of money.
01:09:48All right.
01:09:52Found out treasure.
01:09:53Let me see.
01:09:55Happy birthday, sis.
01:09:58Do you have the key?
01:10:01It's already open.
01:10:05Let's see what's inside.
01:10:06Okay.
01:10:11It's a note.
01:10:15My dear princess, happy birthday.
01:10:18Never forget who you are.
01:10:20Remember and please live by what I always said.
01:10:24Live to love.
01:10:28I love you with all my heart.
01:10:32Forever long.
01:10:40It's my mom.
01:10:41It's a diary.
01:10:45It's my mom's legacy.
01:10:48The proof of her heritage.
01:10:52She was a real princess.
01:10:54And that makes me...
01:11:00Princess.
01:11:02That's all I ever wanted to be.
01:11:05I always knew you were a princess.
01:11:07Thank you, Josh.
01:11:08For showing me what matters most in life.
01:11:11Family, friends, and love.
01:11:16You threw it.
01:11:17Let her go.
01:11:18Shut up.
01:11:31Oh, sorry.
01:11:32I got a little excited there.
01:11:34Never punched a man before.
01:11:44That's two today.
01:11:45I'm on a roll, man.
01:11:46Eddie, handcuffs.
01:11:53He is about to tell me.
01:11:54He's about to come out to my explainer.
01:11:58So, Eric.
01:12:00I forgot your real name.
01:12:02Get back here.
01:12:03I've got another one for you.
01:12:04See you guys later.
01:12:06I'm fucking fine.
01:12:08Oh, my God.
01:12:09Alrighty.
01:12:15Where is tea?
01:12:18Don't you be watching?
01:12:19The princess, please?
01:12:31Guys, please, you need to quit.
01:12:33Wait till later, I'm still here.
01:12:35I think I just vomit a little bit in my mouth.
01:12:37Like, could we please, I need to take a shower.
01:12:39I've been in the desert for three days.
01:12:41Wait a minute. I know of a place.
01:12:44Yeah?
01:12:45Is there any shopping?
01:12:48Just kidding.
01:13:08Gloria, you've been going away for a very, very long time.
01:13:13Just, let me get this around here. Hang on a second.
01:13:16Oh, for goodness sake.
01:13:19Oh, you're good at that.
01:13:21Oh, damn!
01:13:25Whoopsie daisy.
01:13:27You're gonna probably need that.
01:13:29There you go. You need that in prison.
01:13:31It's money.
01:13:33Gerard, pleasure doing business with you.
01:13:35Lester Perkins, you're a good man.
01:13:38I am going to one of those country club prisons, am I not?
01:13:41I'm afraid not.
01:13:42You see all those prisons are filled up with politicians at the moment.
01:13:45You're going to maximum security prison.
01:13:48Well, maybe there's something we could work out.
01:13:51Well, I could send you the loony bin, but they have nicer pillows,
01:13:54but that's because of the shock treatment.
01:13:55Let me think about it.
01:13:57Take her away.
01:13:59Oh, what's the nail?
01:14:02Lester Perkins, FBI.
01:14:12All right.
01:14:13My expert treasure hunting skills leads me to believe that the gold is right...
01:14:19Here.
01:14:20Wait.
01:14:33Oh, man.
01:14:33What's happening here?
01:14:36This is crazy, man.
01:14:38Yo, yo, can I see that real quick?
01:14:43Are you sure you know what you're doing?
01:14:44Let me teach you a little something.
01:14:46Gosh, don't do it!
01:14:49Whoa!
01:14:49Whoa!
01:14:50Whoa!
01:14:51Whoa!
01:14:51I guess not, man.
01:14:52Are you okay, Joshy?
01:14:54Joshy!
01:14:54I thought you could skateboard.
01:15:09So now you know how I ended up here.
01:15:12Surrounded by the gold and the beautiful.
01:15:21When you looked at me, I see reflected all I can be.
01:15:32You pulled me up to higher ground, so my spirit...
01:15:40After the transformation in the desert and getting her inheritance back,
01:15:45Christy founded a charity for single-parent kids.
01:15:47Chinese...
01:15:47incompletes...
01:15:48...Cath Simp.
01:15:50...and opened an-up for me.
01:15:56You opened a-up for me.
01:15:58I'll call me...
01:15:59Lucky girl.
01:16:01...cath away too far...
01:16:03I wanted to read
01:16:07You should, me, ayud me!
01:16:17Princess, will you marry me?
01:16:21Yes! Yes! Yes!
01:16:24And they lived happily ever after.
01:16:27Mission accomplished.
01:16:29Or not.
01:16:32So, is Christine really a princess?
01:16:41So, the treasure hunt did change Christine.
01:16:46Okay, but not all that much.
01:16:49The only downside was, we had to rush little Ruffy back into therapy.
01:16:55It seems the trauma of the treasure hunt had given poor Ruffy an eating disorder.
01:17:11So, in the end, Christie will always be Christie.
01:17:15And we love her just the way she is.
01:17:18Well, most of the time.
01:17:20Where is my latte? I simply cannot function without my latte!
01:17:29I'm okay.
01:17:32Glamour gods, paparazzi's delight.
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