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Hot drama 2026
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:53Okay.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skyliger Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I'll see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:35Yeah, I break a lot of hours by a cop.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:27He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsey.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back. Hold on. Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83
00:05:37right now. Send. Here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt? I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me. Oh, is it the online level? Chill, please. No way. What is it?
00:05:59Oh, the family queen goes to the school. Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone
00:06:09and played a stupid prank. Send. What is wrong with you? You mess with Cole Edmunds,
00:06:18and you're going to mess with me. Edmunds? What? You don't know that his family owns the
00:06:22whole school? Wow. You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you? Stop recording me.
00:06:31Jen is a new girl. Wait. Is the new girl Valley Queen? There's no way the new girl is Valley
00:06:40Queen. Could it be Jen? Ew. Your enemy is our enemy Cole, and I just made sure that the new
00:06:51girl
00:06:52knows that. No chances, Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover. Hey there, buttercup. Keep walking, Hayley. Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or? My name's Hayley. Wow, Hayley. I think
00:07:28you, uh, you missed the spell on your upper lip right there. What a coincidence. So did you.
00:07:37Oh, no. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a man-child.
00:07:45With my bottle you really didn't you want to.
00:07:50Whatever ends up with her, it must have. Feel it in the eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you,
00:08:19and you want to be with me as more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now,
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:03This lighting hates me.
00:09:05Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:17Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:53I want to see you.
00:09:55I'm gonna be afraid of you.
00:09:56I can't fight you.
00:10:08I don't know.
00:10:08I can't have this all in my life.
00:10:08No, not me.
00:10:10I'm sorry.
00:10:10I'm sorry.
00:10:10Here, I can't have this all in my life.
00:10:11I can't do this.
00:10:13I can't do that.
00:10:13You alright?
00:10:18You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't put it on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:39Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54I love the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58I mean, I am a type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:02Could you just get out of here?
00:11:12Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Oh, my God.
00:11:33Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:09What are you doing?
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:30Oh, shit.
00:12:31Oh.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:39Oh, my God.
00:12:49Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:58Please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:59Finish.
00:12:59Finish.
00:13:00Finish.
00:13:02Finish.
00:13:03Finish.
00:13:04Finish.
00:13:04Finish.
00:13:04Finish.
00:13:06Finish.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:19Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop.
00:13:33Jen, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:48no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:58no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:14:03no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:14:03no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:14:03no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:46Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Here we are.
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:01All right.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56What's up there, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met him in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43When?
00:16:44After school, at the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me, father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25He was not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45What if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:32Mm-hmm.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Fail.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Help me.
00:19:24So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:37Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Pick her, you're going to record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happen to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:39Because it's not going to work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:13Does he...
00:22:14Like you touching my boots?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you lost a lot of the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41It's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:20You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't.
00:24:30I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Oh, yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:06Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get you know each other more.
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57So, are you going to prom?
00:25:58Eh, I'm going to do well.
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01So, you have a date.
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:29Sorry, not by that bad.
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Maybe trust me too.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:31And I, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh my god.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this walker.
00:28:06Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:17Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about cold?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I'm not going to make this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, Gus?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out on a store gym.
00:31:14Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hey Lee, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God!
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot.
00:33:45And we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're going to regret this, Col Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Corcamole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:19I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:40God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:34:59Here we are.
00:35:16Okay, I'll put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go, I promise Jake.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:04Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:07Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:51I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:05Oh, shit.
00:37:18Oh, my God.
00:37:23Stop, guys.
00:37:24Stop it.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:41Oh, my God.
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:46Haley Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:48After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do if you saved my house today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:31You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you, I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:13I am so fed up with this.
00:39:27Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:39:30Hey, Trips.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Get.
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:50What are you?
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:56Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:15It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:18Today, after school.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:03Hey.
00:41:04Um, Ella.
00:41:06It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:09Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:28It means, it means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron.
00:42:03Okay, okay.
00:42:04I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:50Morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley Whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:24Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:26Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:30Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:31Show them what you really like.
00:43:33Ha, ha, ha.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey, everyone.
00:44:15I think Valley Whore is a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:51I thought I'd say the janitor's in time.
00:44:57Jake!
00:44:58Hey.
00:45:00Now is the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:07Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:13Oh, my God.
00:45:14Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:49All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough.
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:11It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care, and I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29I don't overmind that body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:35No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:54Message him.
00:46:56Just do it.
00:46:57Just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:25I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42You got this, Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:15I'm glad you came.
00:48:16You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:21I mean...
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:24You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now.
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl.
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore.
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:51Valley whore!
00:48:56Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me?
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages on your
00:49:05castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:07Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess.
00:49:16Pervy princess.
00:49:18Pervy princess.
00:49:20Pervy princess.
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:28Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:42Paul?
00:49:44Paul?
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:31No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38So you too.
00:50:39This whole time.
00:50:43Oh my God.
00:50:44I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Hey, wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously.
00:51:04The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:10Now what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:13What are you...
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:22I don't know.
00:51:23Just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:32Get in the car.
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Haley.
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:53And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:11I'll stay away.
00:52:12Haley, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley!
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:10Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:16So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Good as new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:36I know, Emma.
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:49Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:24We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:26so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What?
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05I'll tell her myself.
00:55:07Stick me in your car.
00:55:15Come on.
00:55:15I'm a wizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I'm sure you've been used to a long time ago.
00:55:47Haley, I've wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:50My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:55I got my inheritance.
00:55:57And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:12Haley, I understand that this changes.
00:56:15I just think if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but look, I need you to
00:56:24know I love you.
00:56:36Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:50I mean, but you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59Until you hoped.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I hoped it was you.
00:57:04You were always there for me.
00:57:08You're hot and you're really fucking hot.
00:57:11I mean, you're not even pushing me.
00:57:16Hey, uh...
00:57:17There are those things I said we could do.
00:57:20Here I go.
00:57:24I'll take my clothes off.
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:30I'm so beyond you
00:57:32Just beyond me
00:57:35So beyond you
00:57:38Just beyond me
00:57:49Okay, so
00:57:50What do you think?
00:57:5210 out of 10
00:57:53Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:56I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02Alright, alright, that's fair
00:58:03I'll take that as a win
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:15Oh god, no
00:58:16I fully expect you to
00:58:18Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21No, I'll just
00:58:22There's lust behind it
00:58:24There's always been lust behind it
00:58:25I'll take it a minute now
00:58:27Stop it
00:58:30Um
00:58:32Same
00:58:33Isn't Promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's Promenade
00:58:38I don't know
00:58:40But the real question is
00:58:41Do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:46I would have asked you earlier
00:58:48But Jake kind of
00:58:49Bave me to the gym
00:58:50Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:52I don't want to hear it
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress
00:58:58Later
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:05And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought
00:59:13Only the best for my princess
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:20On the off chance that you
00:59:23Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds
00:59:36I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38Cole
00:59:38Are you here?
00:59:40Cole
00:59:41Are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds
00:59:44You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47I see you, Cole
00:59:47You are in big trouble
01:00:05Hey, uh
01:00:07You almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:31My god, Hayley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:40You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:42Hold on a minute
01:00:44Hold on a minute
01:00:45We're in
01:00:45There
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:02Jen Longfellow
01:01:03Jen Longfellow
01:01:05Thank you
01:01:06Oh my god
01:01:08Thank you guys so much
01:01:10Seriously, this means the world to me
01:01:12I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22Oh my god
01:01:23That's Hayley and Cole
01:01:25It was fucked
01:01:27It's great
01:01:28You got pissed
01:01:32Hey, uh, this time that's up
01:01:35No
01:01:35But who cares
01:01:39Hell yeah
01:01:43Literally, what the fuck
01:01:45Hell yeah
01:01:46I am the queen, okay
01:01:48She's just a little pervy princess
01:01:50Come on, everyone say it with me
01:01:52Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess
01:02:00Wait
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:05Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13Don't worry, daddy
01:02:14If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy Hayley Roth's life
01:02:20Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little shit
01:02:36You know, Jen
01:02:37As the principal
01:02:39I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42And above all of this petty drama
01:02:45But quite frankly
01:02:47You are the worst
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:53You can't do that
01:02:55You can't do that
01:02:55I'm the principal
01:02:56So, uh, yes, I can
01:03:06There was no internship
01:03:08You lied to me
01:03:16Hayley, catch
01:03:23My princess finally has her crown
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:28Oh, yeah, no can do
01:03:31All I have to offer
01:03:33Is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:37Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:49We are going home
01:03:50Right now
01:03:52You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad
01:03:57You talk all the time
01:03:58About wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01Yet
01:04:02You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:05And it's because of Hayley
01:04:07And you can accept that
01:04:08I'll make my own path
01:04:10And best believe me, I can
01:04:12I'll say this
01:04:14That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:20Joyprime
01:04:27I am so proud of you
01:04:30I kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:34That was terrifying
01:04:36It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:40I love you, Valakuin
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:43Oh, my God, I gotta change that username
01:04:45Yeah, you do
01:04:46Hey
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