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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:53Okay.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skyliger Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I'll see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:35Yeah, I break a lot of hours by a cop.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:27He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsey.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:02Let's go.
00:05:04Let's go.
00:05:09Let's go.
00:05:12Let's go.
00:05:12Oh, my God.
00:05:14Oh, my God.
00:05:15You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow, what are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:29I'm giving back!
00:05:32Hold on!
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send. Here!
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online level?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:07Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What? You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:34Wait...
00:06:34Is the new girl... Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be... Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Hailey.
00:07:26Wow, Hailey.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Hell no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have been feeling an eye exam.
00:07:51Yeah.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:08I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this.
00:08:57He'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me!
00:09:32Trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out.
00:09:37Now!
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:10:18You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:39Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57You're not even my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:02Could you just get out of here?
00:11:12Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward, just send it.
00:11:25Jen.
00:11:30Oh my god.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:57Hmm.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:05Oh shit!
00:12:05I'm sorry.
00:12:06I'm sorry.
00:12:08I'm sorry.
00:12:18Oh my god!
00:12:21Oh my god!
00:12:29Oh shit!
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemies new just got put up on the big screen!
00:12:36What? Yeah!
00:12:46Oh my god!
00:12:51Come on!
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped!
00:12:57Stop! Delete it! Please!
00:12:59Delete it! Finish!
00:12:59Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:11Oh my brave knight!
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now!
00:13:18Oh my god!
00:13:20Oh, cool!
00:13:21Your enemy's kinda hot!
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:32Jen, stop!
00:13:34Stop!
00:13:35Dill!
00:13:37Dill!
00:13:38Dill!
00:13:39Dill!
00:13:39Dill!
00:13:39Dill!
00:13:40Dill!
00:13:40Dill!
00:13:41Dill!
00:13:42Dill!
00:13:43Dill!
00:13:43Dill!
00:13:45Dill!
00:13:50Dill!
00:13:51Dill!
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally and girlfriend?
00:13:54Dill!
00:13:55Get off you!
00:13:56Dill!
00:13:57Dill!
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Dill!
00:14:00Oh my god!
00:14:01Oh my god!
00:14:04Dill!
00:14:04Dill!
00:14:05Dill!
00:14:05Dill!
00:14:07Dill!
00:14:08Dill!
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me!
00:14:21now give the phone back jen what the hell cole i thought you'd be happy
00:14:30how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete
00:14:34it off your phone i'm exposed to what else is fake about you and i know it's not just
00:14:38your purse why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random
00:14:44men he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess
00:14:50with me you hear me cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings
00:15:00i
00:15:00just need to be alone cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies but why did i
00:15:12get butterflies when he looked at me today don't stay up too late honey love you mom wait mom
00:15:26do do people change like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice well maybe just give them
00:15:50a second chance
00:15:56what's up there huh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:16:02noted is that all the whole school treats me like i'm their punching bag i'm just trying
00:16:07to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship oh i'm really proud of you
00:16:14and then there's this guy he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:20it's so confusing sounds like you're into this guy sounds like you're into this guy no i'm
00:16:26not into this guy i like you only you
00:16:34i really liked your photo by the way you did are you gonna reciprocate i was thinking it would
00:16:39be better if we met in person that sounds amazing when with hello after school at the balcony i'll
00:16:46bring flowers deal
00:16:56i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08stop thinking about cole
00:17:18call me father i heard about you harassing jen at school today defending that nobody hayley girl he
00:17:25is not a nobody dad are those for her
00:17:32what the fuck
00:17:36what the fuck
00:17:37i know what hayley is cole her mother works as a maid at my office that whole family is trash
00:17:43stay away from her
00:17:45and what if i say no stay away from hayley cole or i'll fire her mother
00:17:51what if she found out that you are the one making her life miserable
00:17:54i'm almost 18. soon i'll have my inheritance
00:17:57i hate to make hayley wait but she can't know who i am before i make sure her family is
00:18:02safe
00:18:04you're sick
00:18:06it's called watching out for your future
00:18:14oh hi
00:18:16i am hayley
00:18:17yes
00:18:18mm-hmm
00:18:19so nice to meet you
00:18:20god
00:18:21i'd give anything just to hear her say my name but the moment she knows i lose her forever
00:18:29thank you for the flowers you're so nice
00:18:36guacamole wizard
00:18:38fail
00:18:41guacamole wizard
00:18:43ew
00:18:45are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:47pathetic
00:18:48maybe he's married
00:18:50or maybe he's fat
00:18:51and maybe he's sitting on a fight video
00:18:55i don't want any more trouble
00:18:58why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:19:01oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:02we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:10eat it
00:19:22call me
00:19:23so you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school
00:19:28you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:34oh and by the way
00:19:36cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:37because after all
00:19:39he's rich
00:19:39like me
00:19:44i'm nothing like you
00:19:50yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:53cole again
00:19:54why is he always here when i need help
00:19:57pick it up
00:19:58cole we were kidding
00:19:59it's ketchup
00:20:01pick
00:20:01pick that bloody thing up
00:20:06take her you're gonna record this
00:20:16didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:18don't think you have leverage here
00:20:19cause i'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22you're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24and do what i say
00:20:28i will leave hayley alone
00:20:32i will leave hayley alone
00:20:34i will leave hayley alone
00:20:37got it
00:20:38yeah
00:20:39let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at
00:20:45got it
00:20:46let's go
00:20:54uh
00:20:55thank you
00:20:57wow
00:20:59never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around
00:21:05i just
00:21:07i happen to see you
00:21:09were you waiting at someone
00:21:10yeah
00:21:12my boyfriend actually
00:21:16well he
00:21:17he kind of stood me up so
00:21:19maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25cole are you being nice to me
00:21:28you thought we were enemies
00:21:31i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33so
00:21:33am i that annoying
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings cole edness
00:21:40cause it's not gonna work
00:21:41i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online boyfriend
00:21:50make you fall for her
00:21:55he
00:21:55he makes me feel safe
00:21:59you wouldn't understand though
00:22:05you understand better than you think
00:22:08cole understands me better than i think
00:22:12i don't see
00:22:12i don't see
00:22:14how you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no my
00:22:31my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:38oh
00:22:39in the game
00:22:39huh
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you that slow on the game too
00:22:55i can see why he likes you
00:23:07i can't do this
00:23:09i love my boyfriend
00:23:11and you will never understand that
00:23:13he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:16he loves me for who i am
00:23:18that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:23i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:25i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait
00:23:34it couldn't be
00:23:36cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:41there's nothing
00:23:43cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51got done getting waxed
00:23:53champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:16i
00:24:18got into a car accident
00:24:19really
00:24:20are you okay
00:24:21you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:25nobody
00:24:26which hospital are you staying at
00:24:27i want to come visit you
00:24:28no you can't
00:24:30i look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so
00:24:35so
00:24:36are we going to prom together
00:24:38hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04oh
00:25:05you
00:25:05oh
00:25:06me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it?
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we'll get you know each other more
00:25:28i'm a little bit curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh...
00:25:33how close were you
00:25:34with your mom?
00:25:36what is he trying to do?
00:25:38it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45does colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom?
00:25:59i don't know
00:26:00so you have a date
00:26:04or shall i say victim
00:26:05are you jealous of me?
00:26:08me? jealous?
00:26:09no why would i be jealous?
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so
00:26:13full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really?
00:26:23this girl is going to be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28okay
00:26:29sorry, am i that bad?
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:34maybe check something new
00:26:36mm-mm
00:26:36we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:38yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:12one day i want you to regret it
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if you want
00:27:32anyway, i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:35so you want me
00:27:39i think you know much i want you
00:27:45do you want me?
00:27:48i want you
00:27:53oh shit
00:27:57anyone in here?
00:28:01oh my god
00:28:02how long have you two been in here?
00:28:04i really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay?
00:28:07oh
00:28:07yeah
00:28:08yeah, we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:10great
00:28:11nice
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20what didn't happen?
00:28:21hey, wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey, jake
00:28:25can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28relax, i'm not dead
00:28:29wait
00:28:29car accident?
00:28:31guacamole wizard?
00:28:37i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard?
00:28:47huh?
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52do i know you?
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58or he heard something about cold?
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:06she was in a real car accident
00:29:08according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11i can't take this anymore
00:29:12cool
00:29:13wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys?
00:29:22um
00:29:23we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27was there something that you wanted, cool?
00:29:31hey!
00:29:32just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right?
00:29:38how did you know that?
00:29:40tough day huh?
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be cool
00:29:47could he?
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead?
00:29:57will you honestly get out of your bro?
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:09cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here cole?
00:30:12we don't have a problem
00:30:14we don't have a problem
00:30:16right?
00:30:17tell cole to get my ball
00:30:18and we don't have a problem
00:30:20jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now
00:30:26could we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30cole and jake are fighting over hayley?
00:30:33maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake
00:30:38hey!
00:30:39what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43wait seriously?
00:30:44yeah
00:30:44just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:51alright you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:31:01but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07i'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him?
00:31:10why are you making it so weird about jake?
00:31:12we literally made out of a sword room
00:31:14maybe you've known jake longer
00:31:16no you don't
00:31:17how do you know that?
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god is jake asking me to prom?
00:31:43hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00too cheesy?
00:32:02no it's cute
00:32:04the accident?
00:32:05the mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard
00:32:08so um
00:32:10what do you think?
00:32:11you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13i
00:32:14i
00:32:14i should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20hey can we not?
00:32:24hey can we not?
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:33wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh
00:32:38that's weak shit?
00:32:39is this weak shit?
00:32:43wait
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00colt put me down
00:33:01put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert?
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much cool?
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:25and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:30like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:33i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37jen
00:33:38you wanna go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:41jen
00:33:41you wanna go to prom
00:33:42with me
00:33:43we're both hot
00:33:44and we're both rich
00:33:45and our dads have been in business like forever so
00:33:49well
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:53you're gonna regret this call edmunds
00:33:57great
00:33:58oh here they come
00:34:01if i message corcamole wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:06what should we wear to prom?
00:34:08and the dean's list
00:34:10wow
00:34:18um i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see you around school okay?
00:34:21okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:23he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30hayley?
00:34:37what are you doing?
00:34:39jeez
00:34:40god
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:47i know
00:34:52oh
00:34:53you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55i don't care
00:34:56i do care
00:34:59here
00:35:00here we are
00:35:00i don't put a problem with jake
00:35:18i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21he doesn't even know you
00:35:22and you do?
00:35:23how do you know i like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:27because
00:35:28i
00:35:28pay attention to what you like
00:35:31i
00:35:32noticed it at lunch
00:35:33the first day
00:35:35you were watching me?
00:35:37just
00:35:38just don't go i promise jake
00:35:54milf!
00:35:56colt is talking to hayley
00:35:57colt is talking to hayley
00:35:58your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:36:01unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:03obviously i do
00:36:04okay then break them up
00:36:06idiot
00:36:08what do i do?
00:36:11i've got a few ideas
00:36:25i don't know
00:36:29i don't know
00:36:37i don't know
00:36:39i don't know
00:36:42was so sexy you're so sexy jake what are you talking about
00:36:51uh i hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:18oh my god
00:37:23stop guys stop it stop stop what the hell is going on over there
00:37:31shit it's principal stevens i've got to save cole i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:42oh my god principal stevens i'm so sorry haley rock that's the tension after school don't be late
00:38:07what are you doing here can we keep you company all right it's the least i could do if you
00:38:12saved my
00:38:13yesterday the locker thing that was an accident oh sure
00:38:20so uh you and you and jake huh no he lied about that i don't know why though
00:38:30good you know father that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:36thinking about him touching you kissing you i could kill him
00:38:43promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:48okay fine i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:27oh
00:39:27oh sorry hey tripped no no no no no no no no no no what it always has to be
00:39:35about her doesn't it
00:39:39they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen what's going on over there
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:33jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:47yeah you don't know about the come on
00:41:03hey um ella it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole
00:41:25thing never happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:42and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:55how cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravara okay okay
00:42:03i get it
00:42:07you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:15oh my god
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:20you're a miracle worker
00:42:27oh what is taking so long
00:42:29you're supposed to my jobgt vals
00:42:30you're dying in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up, bella
00:42:33it's emma
00:42:34whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:49oh morning belly whore
00:42:51how're things in the castle
00:42:58Valley whore? What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh my god, someone hacked my Castle Clamers messages.
00:43:26Touch me, Guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Hey Valley whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go. Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh no, it wasn't me. It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey everyone, I think Valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:52I thought I'd say the janitor's in time.
00:44:57Jane!
00:44:58Hey!
00:45:00Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That's your guacamole wizard.
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:13Oh my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie.
00:45:19I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal.
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him.
00:45:57Okay, well you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:13Jesus Christ.
00:46:15How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:19You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care.
00:46:23And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29I don't overmind that body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:35No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're gonna go.
00:46:44And you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:54Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:42You got this Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, mom.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:15I'm glad you came.
00:48:16You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:21I mean...
00:48:22Nah, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl.
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:31Get up.
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore?
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:51Valley Whore!
00:48:56Jen.
00:48:57Why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me?
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:03Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:06Those are concerning.
00:49:07Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:09Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:21Pervy princess!
00:49:21Pervy princess!
00:49:22Pervy princess!
00:49:23Let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:28Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:43Hold.
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:32No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38So you two.
00:50:39This whole time.
00:50:43Oh, my God.
00:50:44I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Haley, wait.
00:50:51Haley, look.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously.
00:51:04The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:08No.
00:51:10What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:13What are you...
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:22I don't know.
00:51:23Just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:32Get in the car.
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Haley.
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:53And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12Haley, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley!
00:52:40What the fuck is this?
00:52:41That's me.
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley. I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:10Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:16So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Good as new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:25Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:38Wanna go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmundsonson.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks because he's also the President of the Prom Committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:24We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:52What?
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Hayley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05I'll tell her myself.
00:55:07Stick me in your car.
00:55:14I'm a wizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:33It's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:47Hayley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:50My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:55I got my inheritance.
00:55:57I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:12Hayley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but look, I need you to know I love
00:56:24you.
00:56:36Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him, and...
00:56:50But you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I mean, I...
00:56:56I...
00:56:56I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59Until you hoped?
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I hoped it was you.
00:57:04You were always there for me.
00:57:07You're hurt me.
00:57:10You're really fucking hurt.
00:57:11I've been pushing for you.
00:57:15Hey, uh, there's things I said we could do.
00:57:20Oh, no.
00:57:24You don't.
00:57:25Take my clothes off.
00:57:26No, no, don't worry.
00:57:27Mm-hmm.
00:57:30I'll show you.
00:57:32Just be on me
00:57:36Just be on me
00:57:37Just be on me
00:57:45Just be on me
00:57:49Okay, so, what do you think?
00:57:52Ten out of ten
00:57:53Yeah, would do again
00:57:55I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02All right, all right, that's fair
00:58:03I'll, uh, I'll take that as a win
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:15Mmm, oh god, no
00:58:16I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21Now I'll just, I'll just lust behind it
00:58:24There's always been lust behind it
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute, Norm
00:58:27Stop it
00:58:31Um, same
00:58:33Isn't Promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's Promenade
00:58:38Okay
00:58:39But, the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:46Aw, I would've asked you earlier
00:58:48But, Jay kind of beat me to the gym
00:58:50Oh god, please don't mention his name again, I don't want to hear it
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me for this
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress
00:58:58Wait here
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:05And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:07Who would've guessed?
00:59:11I thought
00:59:13Only the best for my princess
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:17Uh, I might've gotten you a dress
00:59:20On the off chance that you
00:59:23Might've wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38Cole, are you here?
00:59:41Cole, are you here?
00:59:42Cole, are you here?
00:59:43Shh, hurry
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47I see you Cole, you are in big trouble
01:00:06Hey, uh...
01:00:07You almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:31My god, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing
01:00:33I have ever seen
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:39To do this lipstick
01:00:40You're not messing it up
01:00:41For at least 20 minutes
01:00:4320 more minutes
01:00:44We're in
01:00:46Dale
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:02Jen Longfellow
01:01:05Thank you!
01:01:06Oh my god
01:01:08Thank you guys so much
01:01:11Seriously, this means the world to me
01:01:12I mean like, who else would win, right?
01:01:15Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22Oh my god
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole
01:01:26It was fun
01:01:27It's crazy
01:01:28Yeah, it's fun
01:01:32Hey, uh...
01:01:34This time that's up
01:01:35No
01:01:35But...
01:01:37Who cares?
01:01:39Hell yeah
01:01:43Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:45Damn!
01:01:46Language
01:01:46I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little...
01:01:49Pervy princess
01:01:50Come on!
01:01:51Everyone say it with me!
01:01:53Pervy princess!
01:01:54Pervy princess!
01:01:55Pervy princess!
01:02:00Pervy princess!
01:02:01Wait...
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait, wait
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:05Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13Don't worry daddy
01:02:14If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:20Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:32And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little skit
01:02:36You know, Jen
01:02:37As the principal
01:02:39I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42And above all of this petty drama
01:02:45But...
01:02:46Quite frankly
01:02:47You are the worst
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:52From Edmonds Academy
01:02:53You can't do that!
01:02:55I'm the principal
01:02:56So, uh...
01:02:57Yes, I can
01:03:06There was no internship!
01:03:09You lied to me!
01:03:17Haley...
01:03:18Catch
01:03:23My princess finally has a crown!
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince!
01:03:29Oh...
01:03:29Yeah, no can do
01:03:31All I have to offer
01:03:33Is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35And an awesome sense of humor
01:03:37Oof!
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh no!
01:03:46That's my dad!
01:03:49We are going home
01:03:51Right now!
01:03:52You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy!
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad!
01:03:57You talk all the time
01:03:58About wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01Yet, you can't see I've already become that man!
01:04:05And it's because of Haley
01:04:07And you can accept that
01:04:08I'll make my own path
01:04:10And best believe me I can
01:04:12I'll say this
01:04:14It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:27I am so proud of you
01:04:31I can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:34That was terrifying
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:40I love you, Bialikwin
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:43Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:45Yeah, you do
01:04:46You love me, guys?
01:04:50I love you, asshole
01:04:52That's not good
01:04:52Somehow the Pokey
01:05:01This is a great attraction
01:05:02Under your heart
01:05:03You
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