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HOT DRAMA 2026
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:53Okay.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skyliger Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I'll see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:35Yeah, I break a lot of hours by a cop.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:27He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsey.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:02I'm sorry.
00:05:05I'm sorry.
00:05:06I'm sorry.
00:05:10I'm sorry.
00:05:11Oh my God.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47All right.
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52All right, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, the family queen goes to the school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me.
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl valley queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is valley queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Hailey.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hailey.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whatever ends up with her, I must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:08I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:03Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:21Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out.
00:09:37Now.
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Come on.
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:46Come on.
00:10:18You're helping me.
00:10:19I won't.
00:10:19I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:39Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58I mean, not even my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:57Hmm.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:10What are you doing?
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:29What?
00:12:30Oh, shit.
00:12:31Whoa, shit.
00:12:31Oh, shit.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big street.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on, let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop, delete it, please, delete it, finish.
00:13:10Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh my god.
00:13:20Oh cool, your enemy's kinda hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Ben no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no, Ben, stop!
00:13:34Ben, Ben, Ben!
00:13:34Ben! Ben, Ben!
00:13:36Ben, Ben, Ben!
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:53Are you a friend?
00:13:54Get off your feet!
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my god!
00:14:09You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me
00:14:21now give the phone back jen what the hell cole i thought you'd be happy
00:14:30how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete
00:14:34it off your phone i'm exposed to what else is fake about you and i know it's not just
00:14:38your purse why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random
00:14:44men he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess
00:14:50with me you hear me cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings
00:15:00i
00:15:00just need to be alone cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies but why did i
00:15:12get butterflies when he looked at me today don't stay up too late honey love you mom wait mom
00:15:26do do people change like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice well maybe just give them
00:15:50a second chance
00:15:56what's up there huh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:16:02noted is that all the whole school treats me like i'm their punching bag i'm just trying
00:16:07to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship oh i'm really proud of you
00:16:14and then there's this guy he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:20it's so confusing sounds like you're into this guy sounds like you're into this guy no i'm
00:16:26not into this guy i like you only you
00:16:34i really liked your photo by the way you did are you gonna reciprocate i was thinking it would
00:16:39be better if we met in person that sounds amazing when with hello after school at the balcony i'll
00:16:46bring flowers deal
00:16:56i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08stop thinking about cole
00:17:18call me father i heard about you harassing jen at school today defending that nobody hayley girl he
00:17:25is not a nobody dad are those for her
00:17:32what the fuck
00:17:36what the fuck
00:17:37i know what hayley is cole her mother works as a maid at my office that whole family is trash
00:17:43stay away from her
00:17:45and what if i say no stay away from hayley cole or i'll fire her mother
00:17:51what if she found out that you are the one making her life miserable
00:17:54i'm almost 18. soon i'll have my inheritance
00:17:57i hate to make hayley wait but she can't know who i am before i make sure her family is
00:18:02safe
00:18:04you're sick
00:18:06it's called watching out for your future
00:18:14oh hi
00:18:16i am hayley
00:18:17yes
00:18:18mm-hmm
00:18:19so nice to meet you
00:18:20god
00:18:21i'd give anything just to hear her say my name but the moment she knows i lose her forever
00:18:29thank you for the flowers you're so nice
00:18:36guacamole wizard
00:18:38fail
00:18:41guacamole wizard
00:18:43ew
00:18:45are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:47pathetic
00:18:48maybe he's married
00:18:50or maybe he's fat
00:18:51and maybe he's sitting on a fight video
00:18:55i don't want any more trouble
00:18:58why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:19:01oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:02we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:10eat it
00:19:22call me
00:19:23so you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school
00:19:28you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:34oh and by the way
00:19:36cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:37because after all
00:19:39he's rich
00:19:39like me
00:19:44i'm nothing like you
00:19:50yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:53cole again
00:19:54why is he always here when i need help
00:19:57pick it up
00:19:58cole we were kidding
00:19:59it's ketchup
00:20:01pick
00:20:01pick that bloody thing up
00:20:06take her you're gonna record this
00:20:16didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:18don't think you have leverage here
00:20:19cause i'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22you're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24and do what i say
00:20:28i will leave hayley alone
00:20:32i will leave hayley alone
00:20:34i will leave hayley alone
00:20:37got it
00:20:38yeah
00:20:39let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at
00:20:45got it
00:20:46let's go
00:20:54uh
00:20:55thank you
00:20:57wow
00:20:59never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around
00:21:05i just
00:21:07i happen to see you
00:21:09were you waiting at someone
00:21:10yeah
00:21:12my boyfriend actually
00:21:16well he
00:21:17he kind of stood me up so
00:21:19maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25cole are you being nice to me
00:21:28you thought we were enemies
00:21:31i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33so
00:21:33am i that annoying
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings cole edness
00:21:40cause it's not gonna work
00:21:41i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online boyfriend
00:21:50make you fall for her
00:21:55he
00:21:55he makes me feel safe
00:21:59you wouldn't understand though
00:22:05you understand better than you think
00:22:08cole understands me better than i think
00:22:12i don't see
00:22:12i don't see
00:22:14how you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no my
00:22:31my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:38oh
00:22:39in the game
00:22:39huh
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you that slow on the game too
00:22:55i can see why he likes you
00:23:07i can't do this
00:23:09i love my boyfriend
00:23:11and you will never understand that
00:23:13he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:16he loves me for who i am
00:23:18that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:23i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:25i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait
00:23:34it couldn't be
00:23:36cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:41there's nothing
00:23:43cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51got done getting waxed
00:23:53champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:16i
00:24:18got into a car accident
00:24:19really
00:24:20are you okay
00:24:21you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:25nobody
00:24:26which hospital are you staying at
00:24:27i want to come visit you
00:24:28no you can't
00:24:30i look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so
00:24:35so
00:24:36are we going to prom together
00:24:38hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04oh
00:25:05you
00:25:05oh
00:25:06me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it?
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we'll get you know each other more
00:25:28i'm a little bit curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh...
00:25:33how close were you
00:25:34with your mom?
00:25:36what is he trying to do?
00:25:38it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45does colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom?
00:25:59i don't know
00:26:00so you have a date
00:26:04or shall i say victim
00:26:05are you jealous of me?
00:26:08me? jealous?
00:26:09no why would i be jealous?
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so
00:26:13full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really?
00:26:23this girl is going to be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28okay
00:26:29sorry, am i that bad?
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:34maybe check something new
00:26:36mm-mm
00:26:36we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:38yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:12one day i want you to regret it
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if you want
00:27:32anyway, i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:35so you want me
00:27:39i think you know much i want you
00:27:45do you want me?
00:27:48i want you
00:27:53oh shit
00:27:57anyone in here?
00:28:01oh my god
00:28:02how long have you two been in here?
00:28:04i really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay?
00:28:07oh
00:28:07yeah
00:28:08yeah, we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:10great
00:28:11nice
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20what didn't happen?
00:28:21hey, wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey, jake
00:28:25can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28relax, i'm not dead
00:28:29wait
00:28:29car accident?
00:28:31guacamole wizard?
00:28:37i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard?
00:28:47huh?
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52do i know you?
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58or he heard something about cold?
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:06she was in a real car accident
00:29:08according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11i can't take this anymore
00:29:12cool
00:29:13wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys?
00:29:22um
00:29:23we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27was there something that you wanted, cool?
00:29:31hey!
00:29:32just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right?
00:29:38how did you know that?
00:29:40tough day huh?
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be cool
00:29:47could he?
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead?
00:29:57will you honestly get out of your bro?
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:09cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here cole?
00:30:12we don't have a problem
00:30:14we don't have a problem
00:30:16right?
00:30:17tell cole to get my ball
00:30:18and we don't have a problem
00:30:20jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now
00:30:26could we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30cole and jake are fighting over hayley?
00:30:33maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake
00:30:38hey!
00:30:39what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43wait seriously?
00:30:44yeah
00:30:44just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:51alright you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:31:01but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07i'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him?
00:31:10why are you making it so weird about jake?
00:31:12we literally made out of a sword room
00:31:14maybe you've known jake longer
00:31:16no you don't
00:31:17how do you know that?
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god is jake asking me to prom?
00:31:43hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00too cheesy?
00:32:02no it's cute
00:32:04the accident?
00:32:05the mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard
00:32:08so um
00:32:10what do you think?
00:32:11you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13i
00:32:14i
00:32:14i should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20hey can we not?
00:32:24hey can we not?
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:33wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh
00:32:38that's weak shit?
00:32:39is this weak shit?
00:32:43wait
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00colt put me down
00:33:01put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert?
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much cool?
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:25and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:30like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:33i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37jen
00:33:38you wanna go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:41jen
00:33:41you wanna go to prom
00:33:42with me
00:33:43we're both hot
00:33:44and we're both rich
00:33:45and our dads have been in business like forever so
00:33:49well
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:53you're gonna regret this call edmunds
00:33:57great
00:33:58oh here they come
00:34:01if i message corcamole wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:06what should we wear to prom?
00:34:08and the dean's list
00:34:10wow
00:34:18um i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see you around school okay?
00:34:21okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:23he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30hayley?
00:34:37what are you doing?
00:34:39jeez
00:34:40god
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:47i know
00:34:52oh
00:34:53you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55i don't care
00:34:56i do care
00:34:59here
00:35:00here we are
00:35:00i don't put a problem with jake
00:35:18i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21he doesn't even know you
00:35:22and you do?
00:35:23how do you know i like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:27because
00:35:28i
00:35:28pay attention to what you like
00:35:31i
00:35:32noticed it at lunch
00:35:33the first day
00:35:35you were watching me?
00:35:37just
00:35:38just don't go i promise jake
00:35:54milf!
00:35:56colt is talking to hayley
00:35:57colt is talking to hayley
00:35:58your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:36:01unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:03obviously i do
00:36:04okay then break them up
00:36:06idiot
00:36:08what do i do?
00:36:11i've got a few ideas
00:36:16hey look
00:36:19someone will take you to prom
00:36:20alright i promise
00:36:21yeah?
00:36:22really like who?
00:36:23i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:27and you but you're not asking me
00:36:31hey
00:36:32oh hey jake hey how um i just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:40the other night yeah it was so sexy you're so sexy jake what are you talking about
00:36:50i hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:18oh my god
00:37:26what the hell is going on over there
00:37:31it's principal stevens i've got to save cole i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:41oh my god principal stevens i'm so sorry haley rock that's detention after school don't be late
00:38:07what are you doing here can we keep you company it's the least i could do if you saved my
00:38:13house today
00:38:15the locker thing that was an accident oh sure so uh you and you're jake huh no he lied about
00:38:27that
00:38:28i don't know why though good you know father that
00:38:33asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach thinking about him touching you kissing you
00:38:40i could kill him promise me you won't go to prom okay fine i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:26oh
00:39:27Oh, sorry.
00:39:30Hey, Trips.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Jen.
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:50What are you?
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen.
00:39:57What's going on over there?
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12This squirmy is burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:18Today, after school.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:47You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:03Hey.
00:41:04Um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09That's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:29It means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:03Okay, okay.
00:42:04I get it.
00:42:07You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:54Oh, my God.
00:42:55I can't believe it.
00:42:57I can't believe it.
00:42:58I can't believe it.
00:42:59I can't believe it.
00:43:01I can't believe it.
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:24Someone hacked my castle clamor's messages.
00:43:26Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:30Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:31Show him what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey, everyone.
00:44:15I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:52I thought I'd said the janitor's in time.
00:44:57Hey.
00:44:58Hey.
00:45:00Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:07Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:13Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:17Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:33Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal?
00:45:41Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:50All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough.
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:13Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care.
00:46:23And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29I'm not over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:35No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:54Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42You got this, Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:01I can't remember this.
00:48:02I can't remember this.
00:48:03Let's go.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:15I'm glad you came.
00:48:16You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:21I mean.
00:48:22Nah, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:24You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now.
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl.
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:42What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:51Valley whore!
00:48:56Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me?
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:02Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:07Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:09Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervied tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:43Paul?
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:31No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38So you two.
00:50:39This whole time.
00:50:43Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Hey, wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously, the what clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:10Now what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:12What are you...
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:22I don't know.
00:51:23Just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:32Get in the car.
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Haley.
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:48Hey, my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12Haley, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:28I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley.
00:52:40Fuck this.
00:52:41That's me.
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:10Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:16So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Good as new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmundsons.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:06Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:24We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:26so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What?
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05I'll tell her to myself.
00:55:07Stick me in your car.
00:55:14I'm a wizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:47Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:50My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:55I got my inheritance.
00:55:57And I could protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:13Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:36Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:43I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:50But you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59Until you hoped.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I hoped it was you.
00:57:04You were always there for me.
00:57:08You're hot, man.
00:57:10You're really fucking hot.
00:57:16Hey, uh...
00:57:17One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:20Where do I go?
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:25Take my clothes off.
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:27Mm-hmm.
00:57:49Okay, so, what do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10.
00:57:53Oh.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:55Would do again.
00:57:56I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:02All right, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll, uh...
00:58:05I'll take that as a win.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Eggman?
00:58:15Mm.
00:58:15Oh, God, no.
00:58:16I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:21No, I'll just...
00:58:22I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute, Norm.
00:58:27Stop it.
00:58:30I'll see you in a minute.
00:58:31Um, same.
00:58:33Isn't Promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's Promenade.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:40But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:46Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of beat me to the gym.
00:58:50Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:58Later.
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:24with me,
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:28Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:38Cole, are you here?
00:59:41Cole, are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:47I see you, Cole.
00:59:47You are in big trouble.
01:00:05Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:40You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4320 more minutes.
01:00:45We're in.
01:00:46Deal.
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:54I hear we have a winner.
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is Jen Longfellow.
01:01:06Oh, my God.
01:01:08Thank you guys so much.
01:01:11Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:12I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:26It was fun.
01:01:27It's crazy.
01:01:32Hey, uh, this time that's up.
01:01:35No.
01:01:36But who cares?
01:01:46I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on.
01:01:51Everyone say it with me.
01:01:53Pervy princess.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:02:00Pervy princess.
01:02:01Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:13Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:14If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:17Jen, I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy.
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:34You little shit.
01:02:36You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:45But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:54You can't do that.
01:02:55I'm the principal.
01:02:56So, yes, I can.
01:03:07There was no internship.
01:03:09You lied to me.
01:03:23Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:30Yeah, no can do.
01:03:31All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:37humor.
01:03:37Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh.
01:03:42Oh.
01:03:45Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:49We are going home right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:57You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:01Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:05And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:07And you can accept that, I'll make my own path.
01:04:10And best believe me, I can.
01:04:12I'll say this.
01:04:14That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:19Joy, pro.
01:04:27I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I can't have done with all you being by my son.
01:04:34That was terrifying.
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:40I love you, Balakuin.
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:44Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:46Yeah, you do.
01:04:47Hey.
01:04:47Hey.
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