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HOT DRAMA 2026
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:53Okay.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skyliger Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I'll see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:35Yeah, I break a lot of hours by a cop.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:27He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsey.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:01Oh!
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:14Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back. Hold on. Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83
00:05:37right now. Send. Here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt? I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me. Oh, is it the online level? Chill, please. No way. What is it?
00:05:59Oh, the family queen goes to the school. Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone
00:06:09and played a stupid prank. Send. What is wrong with you? You mess with Cole Edmunds,
00:06:18and you're going to mess with me. Edmunds? What? You don't know that his family owns the
00:06:22whole school? Wow. You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you? Stop recording me.
00:06:31Jen is a new girl. Wait. Is the new girl Valley Queen? There's no way the new girl is Valley
00:06:40Queen. Could it be Jen? Ew. Your enemy is our enemy Cole, and I just made sure that the new
00:06:51girl
00:06:52knows that. No chances, Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover. Hey there, buttercup. Keep walking, Hayley. Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or? My name's Hayley. Wow, Hayley. I think
00:07:28you, uh, you missed the spell on your upper lip right there. What a coincidence. So did you.
00:07:37Oh, no. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a man-child.
00:07:45I've got all the physical issues. If I were ends up with her, I must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:04I'm so relieved to see you something happened I lost the game I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is and what is this what I think it is
00:08:17is I want to be with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends oh
00:08:25thank god I honestly
00:08:27want that more than anything you're my soulmate like I like you so much okay well since we're
00:08:32dating now um I'm ready to send my photo wait really yeah get ready
00:08:46okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:54pg-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:02this lighting hates me come on Hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:14okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:16oh my god seriously? hello? anyone? don't look at me! don't look at me!
00:09:32trying not for viable are we? I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:35get out now now on
00:09:38ow dammit
00:09:43come on
00:09:45come on
00:09:47come on
00:10:03come on
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I don't know a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:39Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54A lot of purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58Not even my type, but, you know, power theory or whatever.
00:11:02Did you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:34Hmm.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:06What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31Oh.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:37Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop. Delete it. Please. Delete it.
00:12:59Chips Fips! Chips Fips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips!
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool. Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, ...
00:13:27why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:51My school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my God!
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Hey, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56What's up there, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When? When?
00:16:44Well, after school, at the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal?
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25He was not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45What if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:03You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:20God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Bail.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45Are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on a side video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08I'll eat it.
00:19:22I'll eat it.
00:19:24I'll eat it.
00:19:24So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:00Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take her you're gonna record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happen to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you're gonna do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:39Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:05You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:11I don't see...
00:22:14How do you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you a little slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:10I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:43What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really? Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:28No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:06Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45I'd kill anyone.
00:25:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So.
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date.
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:08Me? Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:22Really?
00:26:24This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Maybe try something new.
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49Uh-oh.
00:26:50That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:32Hey, I've been wanting back a lot more than you back.
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you.
00:27:53Oh shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh my god.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this locker.
00:28:06Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh?
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard.
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't take this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh shit.
00:29:20What's up, Gus?
00:29:21Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57Will you honestly get out of your bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now. Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Hailey?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hailey Roth.
00:30:51Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been to her for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report, or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sojourn.
00:31:14Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Ailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident, the mozzarella sticks.
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:08So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:34Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh.
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my god!
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:00Cole, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:25And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot.
00:33:45And we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Quarkamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:18Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:28I'll see you later.
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:36Haley?
00:34:39Geez!
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47I know.
00:34:52Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:00Haley, I...
00:35:16Haley, I...
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because...
00:35:29I...
00:35:29Pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:37Just...
00:35:38Just tell me I'm gonna apologize.
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:57Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously, I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Uh...
00:36:08What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um...
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:38The other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was...
00:36:44So...
00:36:45Sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pet room.
00:37:04Oh, shit!
00:37:05Look at him!
00:37:06Oh, shit!
00:37:08Oh, shit!
00:37:10Oh!
00:37:11Oh!
00:37:15Oh, my God!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:24Guys, stop it!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:42Oh, my God!
00:37:43Principal Stevens!
00:37:44I'm so sorry!
00:37:46Hailey Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:48After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:38:06What are you doing here?
00:38:08Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my house today.
00:38:15The locker thing?
00:38:16That was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh...
00:38:22You and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:32You know...
00:38:32Father, that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you...
00:38:39I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:58Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:30Hey, Trips.
00:39:31No!
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33That's what?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:49Oh, what are you, are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please, it's baking soda and water, you're fine.
00:40:18Detention, today, after school.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, sorry, got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:03Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:28It means...
00:41:29It means I can't...
00:41:31You can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron.
00:42:03Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:15Oh my god.
00:42:19Oh my god.
00:42:20You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh my god.
00:42:49Oh, morning, belly whore.
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:26Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:30Hey, valley whore.
00:43:31Show him what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey, everyone, I think valley whore is a cat thing.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:51I thought I'd said to janitor some time.
00:44:57Jake!
00:44:58Hey.
00:45:00Now is the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:13Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal.
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:49All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:13Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care.
00:46:23And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29I don't overmind that body.
00:46:30Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:35No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:54Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard they got an axe to throw in the party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42You got this, Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:15I'm glad you came.
00:48:16You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl.
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:31Get up.
00:48:42What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:51Valley whore!
00:48:56Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community, because those little cringy
00:49:04messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:07Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:09Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervied tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:43Paul?
00:49:45Good.
00:49:47Okay.
00:50:12What?
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay Cole is not
00:50:28him anyways we are going to the prom together no I'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:35honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god I am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:52please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have
00:50:57to go to the extra effort Jen was doing just fine I wasn't trying to humiliate you then what
00:51:05clothes were just an added bonus I knew I shouldn't trusted you now what about guacamole wizard
00:51:21who is that just the devil get in the car I'm not gonna ask you again Cole get in the
00:51:33car thank
00:51:33you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to Haley I already assumed that's who
00:51:39this was hi Mr. Evans so you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life
00:51:47well I've got news for you young lady my son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family
00:51:53and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away
00:52:02from him or I swear to God your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family I'll stay
00:52:11away
00:52:12come on you don't mean that I hate everything you stand for I hate your greed and your callousness and
00:52:22your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like I hate everything about you I hate all
00:52:28of
00:52:28it I don't want any part of it so Cole go with your dad Haley
00:52:44no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50Haley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable I promised your mother I would
00:52:55make
00:52:55you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi Haley I'm Emma I know you are right I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and
00:53:15ruin your
00:53:15life so I wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new oh wow thanks Emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool I know Emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:42these lovers together
00:53:48hi mr. Edmund hi Max and Max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you Cole's grounded oh he is
00:53:58but it was his 18th birthday today what can I say Max actions have consequences birthday or no Cole is
00:54:06grounded well that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee we're supposed to
00:54:13review budgets today Cole my son Cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a day in his
00:54:21life well mr. Edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned
00:54:25laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:39go away
00:54:43max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday Cole I brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:50castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th
00:54:56birthday you could tell Hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game
00:55:01and tell the girl who you love you really are no I'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:14I'm a wizard mom I'm fine I just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door wait what he's here
00:55:41open the doors
00:55:41it's you
00:55:43I should give you this to you a long time ago
00:55:47Hayley I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:55:50my dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:54to tell you who I was I got my awareness and I can protect you and your family so you
00:55:59don't have to choose
00:56:14I understand that this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23I need you to know I love you
00:56:36Nicole, I love you
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot
00:56:42I've loved you for months
00:56:43I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:47Because I had to be loyal to him
00:56:51But you're him
00:56:52You didn't expect her
00:56:54I mean, I always hoped it was you
00:56:59Until you hoped
00:57:02Yes, I hoped it was you
00:57:03You were always there for me
00:57:08You're hot and you're really fucking hot
00:57:16Hey, what are those things I said we could do?
00:57:20Here I go
00:57:24Take my clothes off
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry
00:57:29I'm so beyond you
00:57:32Just beyond me
00:57:34I'm so beyond you
00:57:49I'm so beyond you
00:57:53Just beyond me
00:57:57Have you ever had sex with me specifically?
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02All right, all right, all right, that's fair
00:58:03I'll, uh, I'll take that as a win
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:15Oh, God, no, I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it
00:58:24There's always been lust behind it
00:58:25I'll take a minute now
00:58:26Stop it
00:58:31Um, same
00:58:33Isn't promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38Okay
00:58:40But the real question is
00:58:41Do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:46I would have asked you earlier
00:58:48But Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:50Oh, God, please don't mention his name again
00:58:52I don't want to hear it
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress
00:58:58Later
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:05And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought
00:59:13Only the best for my princess
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:17Uh, I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:20On the off chance that you
00:59:23Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28Of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds
00:59:36I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38Cole?
00:59:39Are you here?
00:59:41Cole?
00:59:41Are you here?
00:59:42Shh
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds
00:59:45You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47I see you, Cole
00:59:47You are a big pro
01:00:05Hey, uh
01:00:07You almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley
01:00:32You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:33Than I have ever seen
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:39To do this lipstick
01:00:40You're not messing it up
01:00:41For at least 20 minutes
01:00:4320 more minutes
01:00:44We're in
01:00:45Deal
01:00:49Thank you all for using
01:00:51The prom voting site
01:00:52To cast your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:02Jen Longfellow
01:01:05Thank you
01:01:06Oh my God
01:01:07Thank you guys so much
01:01:11Seriously, this means the world to me
01:01:12I mean, like
01:01:13Who else would win, right?
01:01:16This is just the perfect moment
01:01:21Oh my God
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole
01:01:26It was fun
01:01:27It's crazy
01:01:28What?
01:01:32Hey, uh
01:01:33Most time that's up
01:01:35No
01:01:35But
01:01:36Who cares?
01:01:39Hell yeah
01:01:43Literally, what the fuck?
01:01:45Dang it
01:01:46Language
01:01:46I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little
01:01:49Purvy princess
01:01:50Come on
01:01:51Everyone say it with me
01:01:52Purvy princess
01:01:54Purvy princess
01:01:55Purvy princess
01:02:00Purvy princess
01:02:01Wait
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:05Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13Don't worry, daddy
01:02:14If I can't have it, no one can
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:20Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little shit
01:02:36You know, Jen
01:02:37As the principal
01:02:39I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42And above all of this petty drama
01:02:44But quite frankly
01:02:47You are the worst
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:53You can't do that
01:02:55I'm the principal
01:02:56So, uh
01:02:56Yes, I can
01:03:06There was no internship
01:03:08You lied to me
01:03:16Hayley, catch
01:03:22Oh, my princess finally has her crown
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:28Oh
01:03:30Yeah, no can do
01:03:31All I have to offer
01:03:33Is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:37Oof
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:49We are going home
01:03:51Right now
01:03:52You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:57You talk all the time
01:03:58About wanting a man
01:04:00That's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01Yet
01:04:02You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:05And it's because of Hayley
01:04:07And you can accept that
01:04:08Or I'll make my own path
01:04:10And best believe me, I can
01:04:12I'll say this
01:04:14That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:20Joypro
01:04:27I am so proud of you
01:04:31I can't have done with all you being by my son
01:04:34That was terrifying
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:40I love you, Valiquan
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:43Oh, my God, I gotta change that username
01:04:45Yeah, you do
01:04:46Hey
01:04:52That wasn't like
01:04:53Yeah, you can see
01:05:00You
01:05:01You
01:05:01I live
01:05:02Why
01:05:03I live
01:05:03I live
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