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HOT DRAMA 2026
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:53Okay.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skyliger Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I'll see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:35Yeah, I break a lot of hours by a cop.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:59You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:27He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:31Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsey.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:06Good day.
00:05:07Bye.
00:05:14Aw.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard. Wow. What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back. Hold on. Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83
00:05:37right now. Send. Here. Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt? I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me. Oh, is it the online level? Chill, please. No way. What is it?
00:05:59Oh, the family queen goes to the school. Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone
00:06:09and played a stupid prank. Send. What is wrong with you? You mess with Cole Edmunds,
00:06:18and you're going to mess with me. Edmunds? What? You don't know that his family owns the
00:06:22whole school? Wow. You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you? Stop recording me.
00:06:31Jen is a new girl. Wait. Is the new girl Valley Queen? There's no way the new girl is Valley
00:06:40Queen. Could it be Jen? Ew. Your enemy is our enemy Cole, and I just made sure that the new
00:06:51girl
00:06:52knows that. No chances, Jen. So is it. She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that. Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank. What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover. Hey there, buttercup. Keep walking, Hayley. Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or? My name's Hayley. Wow, Hayley. I think
00:07:28you, uh, you missed the spell on your upper lip right there. What a coincidence. So did you.
00:07:37Oh, no. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you don't even need shaving cream. You're just a man-child.
00:07:48I forgot you guys. You've sinned. You've sonned. I'm sorry. You've got to look at me. I'm sorry.
00:08:07You've got to look at me. You're get positive. I'm sorry. You're lost in line. You're lost in line.
00:08:11i think it's time we call this what it is and what is this what i think it is is
00:08:17i want to be
00:08:19with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends oh thank god i honestly want
00:08:27that
00:08:27more than anything you're my soulmate like i like you so much okay well since we're dating now um
00:08:34i'm ready to send my photo wait really yeah get ready
00:08:46okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:54pg-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:02oh this lighting hates me come on hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:14okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:16oh my god seriously hello anyone don't look at me
00:09:31don't look at me trying to provide are we i don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:35get out now
00:09:37fine
00:09:38ow dammit
00:09:44come on
00:10:17you're helping me yeah well i need a point on it but here we are
00:10:28excuse you these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah actually and he'd probably kill you right
00:10:37now if you saw him flirting with me flirting yeah don't fly to yourself i've got a girlfriend too
00:10:41my thoughts and prayers to her funny okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our
00:10:47click boxers but where's it gonna walk i hope you like it i old was that i know a little
00:10:59bit more
00:10:59more supposed to have like a different type too
00:10:59but no color theory whatever
00:11:01but whatever cut number
00:11:09so you can puke
00:11:12guacamole wizard will like it too. Jen, red alert. Colm and the new girl are for
00:11:18sure flirting. I think it's time to take drastic action. Don't be a coward, just
00:11:25send it. Jen. Oh my god. Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response? Don't freak out. He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back. Why? You don't want me to see your slutty little nude? Oh, this is actually
00:11:54a really good photo. Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay? Got it. What are you doing?
00:12:30Oh, shit. Yo, what's going on? Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What? Yeah.
00:12:51Come on. Let's see if these goods are Photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop. Delete it, please. Delete it, please.
00:13:03Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my god. Oh, cool. Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop.
00:13:34Jen, stop.
00:13:35Jen, stop.
00:13:38Jen, stop.
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally and girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:14:00Oh my god!
00:14:01Oh my god!
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:13Give that to me!
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jan!
00:14:23What the hell, Korn? I thought you'd be happy!
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46It was got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Here we are.
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56It's up to you, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:08and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me,
00:16:17but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No.
00:16:26I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43Where?
00:16:44Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25He was not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45What if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Fail.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on a side video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:10Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:24So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You wanna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it? Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kinda stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05You understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:13Does he...
00:22:14Like you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52You lost a lot in the game, too.
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:25No.
00:23:33Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42It's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really? Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't.
00:24:30I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:06Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:28I'm a little bit curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:33Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So.
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date.
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:08Me? Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:29Sorry.
00:26:29Am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Maybe try something new.
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:21You know.
00:27:23You know.
00:27:33You know.
00:27:38You know.
00:27:43You know.
00:27:46me.
00:27:47I want you.
00:27:53Oh shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh my god.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this walk.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:09We're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:10Great.
00:28:11Nice.
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax.
00:28:28I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait.
00:28:29Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't take this anymore.
00:29:12Cole!
00:29:13Wait!
00:29:13Wait!
00:29:15Oh shit.
00:29:20What's up, Gus?
00:29:22Um...
00:29:23We were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite.
00:29:36They're your favorite.
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57Will you honestly get out of your bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Hailey?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:44Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hailey Roth.
00:30:50Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been to her for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report, or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sojourn.
00:31:14Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Ailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident, the mozzarella sticks.
00:32:07He is guacamole wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:34Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my god.
00:32:45Oh my god.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:34:01If I message Quarkamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:18Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:34Ah!
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez!
00:34:40God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:34:59Here we are.
00:35:01Here we are.
00:35:16Okay, I'll put a prom with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31Hmm.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:37Just...
00:35:38Just don't go, I promise Jake.
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley.
00:35:57Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:05Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Uh...
00:36:08What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:34Hey Hal, um...
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was...
00:36:44So...
00:36:45sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pet room.
00:37:04Oh!
00:37:04Oh shit!
00:37:05Look at him!
00:37:06Oh shit!
00:37:08Oh!
00:37:10Oh!
00:37:13Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:19Oh!
00:37:19Oh my god!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:24Guys!
00:37:24Stop it!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:41Oh my god!
00:37:43Principal Stevens!
00:37:44I'm so sorry!
00:37:46Hailey Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:48After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:38:06Cole.
00:38:07What are you doing here?
00:38:08Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing.
00:38:16That was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:20So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:26He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:30You know.
00:38:31You know.
00:38:32Father that asshole.
00:38:33Every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:58Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:07Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:22Oops.
00:39:29Sorry.
00:39:30Hey, Trips.
00:39:31No.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Jen.
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:50What are you...
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12This squirm is burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:18Today after school.
00:40:20Oh, shit.
00:40:32Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey.
00:40:41You didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:03Hey.
00:41:04Um.
00:41:05Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09That's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey.
00:41:20It's gonna be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No.
00:41:27It's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:29It means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:42And...
00:41:43I'm sure...
00:41:44You're really important to him.
00:41:55No, Cole.
00:41:56If you look past...
00:41:58All that hair gel and...
00:42:00Big ol' ego and...
00:42:02Rich kid for bravo.
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:04I get it.
00:42:05And...
00:42:06I get it.
00:42:06No.
00:42:07You're kinda sweet.
00:42:13Hey.
00:42:14Look at that.
00:42:16Oh my God.
00:42:19Oh my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Uh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:38Or...
00:42:41Oh my God.
00:42:44Oh my God.
00:42:49Oh!
00:42:50Morning, Valley Whore!
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:55What are you doing?
00:42:58Valley Whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream
00:43:22about you touching me oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages touch me guacamole
00:43:28wizard yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:04was that
00:44:04kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:16is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:51i thought i said the janitor's in time
00:44:57jake hey now's the time tell them tell them what that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:07who's guacamole wizard
00:45:10here you go
00:45:13oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:17oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:28jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:35sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal huh
00:45:49all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school
00:46:11property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with
00:46:16this shit could it be because her father's running for senate colt you think that's what
00:46:20it could be who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her
00:46:27to prom
00:46:28what how over my dead body oh because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:33i'm firing her mother right now no no please don't
00:46:36please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward message him just do it just do it
00:47:00you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:08i could never think that
00:47:15but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:25i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay you got this haley just take a deep breath you got this you got this
00:47:50you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:14hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:17hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean
00:48:22nah it's just my parents blood honey you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:42whoo
00:48:42what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:46looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:56jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you
00:48:59to me oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:02because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning actually kind of a bit of a perv did you know that hayley
00:49:11she's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:22hey let's get perfect tonight leave me alone is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:36so
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:28him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:35honest
00:50:35about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:53please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:57go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:01you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:07trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:21who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and
00:51:35please
00:51:35introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was i'm a strippers so you're
00:51:43the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady
00:51:48my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be
00:51:56forgotten
00:51:57you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:05mother
00:52:05is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:11hayley come on you don't mean that
00:52:16i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:23you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't
00:52:29want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:35hayley
00:52:44no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i would
00:52:55make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:14jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma wanna go to prom why not let's get these
00:53:42lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:55oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:59what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:06well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee we were supposed
00:54:13to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a day in his
00:54:21life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned
00:54:25laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:39go away
00:54:43max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:50castle
00:54:50claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:55:01the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:05no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:08you can tell the girl who you are now you can tell the girl who you are now you can
00:55:18tell the girl who you are
00:55:18mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:21i just need some time alone
00:55:28open the door
00:55:30wait what
00:55:33wait what
00:55:33it's here
00:55:41it's you
00:55:43i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:47hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:50my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:54to tell you who i was
00:55:55i got my inheritance
00:55:57I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14I understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but
00:56:21I need you know I love you
00:56:36Nicole, I love you
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot
00:56:42I've loved you for months
00:56:43I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:47Because I had to be loyal to him
00:56:50But you're him
00:56:52You didn't expect her
00:56:54I mean, I always hoped it was you
00:56:59Until you hoped
00:57:01Yes
00:57:02I hoped it was you
00:57:04You were always there for me
00:57:08You're hot and
00:57:10You're really fucking hot
00:57:15Hey, uh
00:57:16One of those things I thought we could do
00:57:20Here we go
00:57:22Yeah
00:57:25Take my clothes off
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry
00:57:29I'm so beyond you
00:57:32Just beyond me
00:57:34I'm so beyond you
00:57:38Oh, oh
00:57:39Oh, oh
00:57:43Just beyond me
00:57:49Okay, so
00:57:51What do you think?
00:57:53Ten out of ten
00:57:53Oh
00:57:54Yeah, would do again
00:57:56I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02All right
00:58:02All right, that's fair
00:58:03I'll, uh
00:58:05I'll take that as a win
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:15Oh, God, no
00:58:16I fully expect you to
00:58:18Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21No, I'll just
00:58:22I'll just lust behind it
00:58:24There's always been lust behind it
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute, Norm
00:58:28Stop it
00:58:30Um
00:58:32Same
00:58:33Isn't Promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's Promenade
00:58:38I don't know
00:58:39But
00:58:40The real question is
00:58:41Do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:46I would have asked you earlier
00:58:48But
00:58:48Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:50Oh, God
00:58:51Please don't mention his name again
00:58:52I don't want to hear it
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress
00:58:58Later
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:05And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought
00:59:13Only the best for my princess
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:20On the off chance that you
00:59:23Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28Of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds
00:59:36I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38Cole?
00:59:39Are you here?
00:59:41Cole?
00:59:42Are you here?
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds
00:59:45You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47If you call
00:59:47You are in big trouble
01:00:05Hey, uh
01:00:07You almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11And a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley
01:00:32You are the most beautiful
01:00:33Than I have ever seen
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:39To do this lipstick
01:00:40You're not messing it up
01:00:41For at least 20 minutes
01:00:4320 more minutes
01:00:44We're in
01:00:45Deal
01:00:49Thank you all
01:00:50For using the prom voting site
01:00:52To cast your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:02Jen Longfellow
01:01:05Thank you
01:01:06Oh my God
01:01:08Thank you guys so much
01:01:11Seriously, this means the world to me
01:01:12I mean, like
01:01:13Who else would win, right?
01:01:16This is just the perfect moment
01:01:22Oh my God
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole
01:01:26It was fun
01:01:27It's crazy
01:01:28Yeah
01:01:32Hey, uh
01:01:33Most time that's up
01:01:35No
01:01:35But
01:01:36Who cares?
01:01:39Hell yeah
01:01:43Literally, what the fuck?
01:01:45Dang it
01:01:46Language
01:01:46I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little
01:01:49Purvy princess
01:01:50Come on
01:01:51Everyone say it with me
01:01:52Purvy princess
01:01:54Purvy princess
01:01:55Purvy princess
01:02:00Purvy princess
01:02:01Wait
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:05Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13Don't worry, daddy
01:02:14If I can't have it, no one can
01:02:17I'm gonna destroy
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy
01:02:20Haley Roth's life
01:02:20Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:32And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little shit
01:02:36You know, Jen
01:02:37As the principal
01:02:39I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42And above all of this petty drama
01:02:45But
01:02:45Quite frankly
01:02:47You are the worst
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:52From Edmonds Academy
01:02:53You can't do that
01:02:55I'm the principal
01:02:56So, uh
01:02:57Yes, I can
01:03:06There was no internship
01:03:08You lied to me
01:03:16Hayley, catch
01:03:22My princess finally has her crown
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:28Oh
01:03:30Yeah, no can do
01:03:31All I have to offer
01:03:33Is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:37Oof
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no
01:03:46That's my dad
01:03:49We are going home
01:03:51Right now
01:03:52You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:57You talk all the time
01:03:58About wanting a man
01:04:00That's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01Yet
01:04:02You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:05And it's because of Hayley
01:04:07And you can accept that
01:04:08Or I'll make my own path
01:04:10And best believe me, I can
01:04:12I'll say this
01:04:14That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:20Joypro
01:04:27I am so proud of you
01:04:31I can't have done with all you being by my son
01:04:34That was terrifying
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:40I love you, Valiquan
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:43Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:45Yeah, you do
01:04:46Yeah
01:04:47I love you, Valiquan
01:04:52I love you, Valiquan
01:04:52I love you, Valiquan
01:04:53I love you, Valiquan
01:04:55I love you, Valiquan
01:04:57I love you, Valiquan
01:04:58I love you, Valiquan
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