00:02优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:03Healer Goddess, hear my plea
00:06Please save my child
00:24Rod of a sepulius
00:30Ummmmmmmmmmmm
00:43Feat su 악
00:51Crizz, she is the healer goddess
00:54...up
00:56No please
00:57Please don't call me that
00:58I'm just glad I could help
01:05Here you go miss
01:07Thank you
01:10Why be way down by a throne
01:11When I can live amongst the common people
01:13And help those the most in need
01:27You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
01:29Because only a sackless coward
01:31Would hit a puppy and run
01:32Aww
01:36It's okay little guy
01:39I'll fix you right up
01:44Right
01:45Rewrites the wronged
01:49Rejuvenate
01:54See
02:00Come on Cleo, let's go
02:17Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years
02:21We have no idea what the illness is
02:23If anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
02:26The Elisander Armstrong
02:28His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
02:32He's so hot
02:34Does he come with the money?
02:36Yes
02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him
02:38Money, fame, power
02:40It's all yours
02:46Are we still moving forward Miss Trixie?
02:49Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
02:52Oh, I have another call coming in
02:56Grandma
02:57Grandma
02:57I'm dying
02:58Save me Trixie
03:00Grandma
03:02Grandma
03:03When are you getting married?
03:05I'm already a hundred years old
03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever Grandma
03:09And Butch is still on deployment
03:11So that's why I haven't been married yet
03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
03:22We're talking about my brother's life
03:24I don't have time for jokes
03:27No
03:36Please go feed your dog, miss
03:38Don't let it starve like you
03:39Oh, kind stranger
03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish
03:43Grant me a wish?
03:45That's you can barely feed yourself
03:46The downfall of humanity
03:48It all starts with the loss of faith
03:51What the...oh
03:53Jesus
03:54Giving me a migraine
03:55Are you telling me to pray to God?
03:57Because we've been doing that
03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me
04:01Okay
04:02I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
04:06Can you do that?
04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second
04:13Don't go too far, Cleo
04:18Hold still
04:25What?My migraine's gone
04:28Okay
04:28Then let's go
04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
04:31Come on
04:32Come on
04:33Oh
04:46How is he?
04:48What is the diagnosis?
04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
04:52I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
04:54I heard you the queen of medicine?
04:56You're supposed to be one of the best
04:58Don't worry general
04:59I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east
05:04I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
05:25I have no clue what this is
05:29Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
05:34That's why we saved the best for last
05:36Me, the witch doctor
05:38I'll save your son Lysander
05:51He's not budging, there's no movement
05:53Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
05:59is
06:00Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors, they've tried all these methods and they've
06:05all failed
06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can
06:12Who?
06:15The goddess of healing
06:19Wait a second
06:20You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
06:23That's correct
06:23Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft
06:29That's her motto
06:30It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
06:33We are nothing compared to her
06:35She is eccentric and elusive
06:39No one has ever seen her before
06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
06:45I don't care if I go bankrupt
06:47I will find her, James, come
06:50Put out a bounty
06:51To the entire world
06:53Whoever finds the goddess healer
06:55I'll give her five million dollars
06:58There's no need
07:12I'll save your son
07:15Who the hell is she?
07:17Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
07:19She's gonna save your brother?
07:20Don't be ridiculous
07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
07:26Exactly
07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
07:30She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
07:33Ew!
07:34She even brought a filthy dog with her
07:36I bet it has fleas
07:38That flea infested dirty thing is your companion
07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
07:49Don't touch him
07:53They say don't judge a book by its cover
07:55But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
07:58So step aside
08:00I'll take it from here
08:01Could you hold this?
08:03Ho ho ho ho ho
08:04You're not gonna touch my son
08:06I'm the richest tycoon in this country
08:09And a former general
08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
08:13I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
08:17Wasn't paying enough cash
08:19Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
08:23A skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
08:27When he's unconscious?
08:29Ew!
08:30Disgusting
08:31Go back to being a prostitute
08:33Security!
08:34Get this STD infested peasant out of here now
08:38Let's go
08:38If you throw me out
08:40You're tossing away your son's last chance at life
08:45Sir
08:46We are at our wits end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
08:50Maybe we should give her a try
08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
08:56Alright
08:57I'll give you a shot
08:59But I warn you
09:00If you fail
09:01I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
09:08You'd be blessed to have me
09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
09:13But since I'm not welcome here
09:16I'll leave
09:18Devon
09:18Come find me when you have a different wish
09:20No
09:21Miss Trixie
09:22My brother is a hero to me
09:24I can't lose him
09:27Well
09:27If he's a hero to you
09:30Then that means he must be a good person
09:32My brother is a war hero
09:34Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
09:37Also he's great with puppies
09:38He'd make a great husband
09:42Who says I want to marry him?
09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like
09:50you
09:51Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
09:53I mean look at her
09:54Even if she cleaned herself up
09:56You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
10:03Continue wasting your time
10:05But I'm saving this patient
10:18Okay
10:21What's happening?
10:22What do we do?
10:24What do we do?
10:34What the hell are you doing?
10:36I knew she was a perv
10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
10:45Are you insane?
10:46Security smash her face in for licking my son
10:50He's born with congenital heart disease
10:52Has a peanut allergy
10:53And the condition he has is called
10:55Endogenic cryomorphy
10:57Yeah right
10:58I mean no way you got all that just from licking him
11:01Oh okay
11:02I've studied every disease known to man right
11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
11:08And I've never heard of
11:10Endo
11:11Cryo
11:12What
11:13What
11:16This
11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
11:25What
11:27What
11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what the rod of a sepul
11:33ius?
11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be
11:37this delusional
11:38I agree
11:39I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
11:42What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
11:46We are all certified
11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
11:51She's right about everything
11:55Yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be
12:00right
12:00And again there is no such thing as EndoCryoWhatWhat
12:03Endogenic cryomorphy
12:05Oh
12:05And of course none of you have heard of it
12:07Because I just discovered it
12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
12:14The chances are a billion to one
12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
12:18But lucky for you all
12:20You've hit the jackpot by finding me
12:24What a bunch of baloney
12:25I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
12:29Precisely
12:30You are just a scamming prostitute
12:33You don't compare to meet us
12:35Who actually studied real medicine
12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
12:42Oh so she went to the super circus instead
12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
12:50Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
12:56Oh yeah
12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
13:04Which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
13:08What is that supposed to mean?
13:10It means you're being schooled by me
13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
13:16Then let's have a bet
13:18If you can't heal him
13:21We'll break your hands
13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
13:40There's too many lives at stake
13:44Don't worry, I got this
13:49It's a deal
13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong
13:53No one is dying on my watch
13:55Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
14:29I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
14:33Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
14:37Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
14:39Don't listen to her!
14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
14:46Firstly, this is called greatness
14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
14:53You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
14:57What? Did you just call me?
15:01There's a man's life at stake here
15:04And you're standing in my way
15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
15:10Now stop getting in my way
15:12Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
15:16Oh yeah?
15:17You wanna see real pain?
15:18Where's the dog?
15:20Well put down the dog!
15:21With pleasure
15:37Left leaves the wrong bereft
15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
15:49She's been poisoned!
15:51It was her!
15:52Do you see any poison on me?
15:55Medicine in the right hands can save lives
15:58But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
16:01This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
16:04Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
16:07Of course
16:08I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
16:11If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
16:31Why is she skinning blood?
16:33This wasn't supposed to happen
16:34I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
16:37Angel herbalist
16:38This is what I call
16:40Malpractice
16:43This isn't fatal, she'll live
16:45But she deserves a little punishment
16:47Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
16:50Jacuzzi is ready?
16:51Right this way
16:52Wait wait wait wait wait wait
16:53What the hell is going on?
16:55You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
16:59Then stop getting in my way
17:01Every second counts
17:04Let's go for our dip, shall we?
17:09General Armstrong
17:10Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
17:13Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
17:18Hold on
17:18You two are going in there alone?
17:22If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
17:25Then sure, invite everyone in
17:28Alright
17:29But I warn you
17:30No funny business
17:32Alright
17:41And
17:48Wait
17:49And
17:50Yeah
17:52potem
17:54Enough
17:54No
17:54Nothing
18:01In
18:31优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
18:33You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
18:38Exactly!
18:39What if she gets pregnant by him?
18:41She could blackmail you for millions.
18:45That's what I would do if I was that poor.
18:47And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation,
18:50held for ransom by a homeless woman.
18:54Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
18:56We have to have faith.
18:58Where did you actually find this little life?
19:03On the streets?
19:05Are you shitting me?
19:07You found this bum on the streets?
19:09Are you nuts?
19:10You don't know her.
19:11You don't know her background.
19:12She could be a psychotic murderer.
19:14That is it, General.
19:15You have to go in and stop this now!
19:17You're right.
19:18That's it.
19:18I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
19:20James, let's go.
19:22Yes, sir.
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19:38字幕志愿者 李宗盛
