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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring.
00:00:22You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am.
00:00:36I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:13I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:22This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway, and every rumor in this school
00:03:48you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No.
00:05:59No way.
00:06:00Now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Haley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Haley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45I have to go.
00:09:46Come on.
00:09:51I'll be gone.
00:09:53Let's go.
00:09:55Let's go.
00:10:02I'm here.
00:10:03I'm here.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:08Let's get out of here.
00:10:10Let's go.
00:10:17You're helping me
00:10:18I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:28Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking
00:10:33Yeah, actually
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:38Flirting? Yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:42Funny
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me
00:10:51Oh, I know
00:10:54A lot of the purple bra, by the way
00:10:56I like it in a weird way
00:10:57I mean, not even my type, but, you know, power theory, whatever
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15Jen, red alert
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23Don't be a coward
00:11:24Just send it
00:11:25Jen
00:11:30Oh my god
00:11:32Here goes nothing
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out
00:11:43He's probably just busy
00:11:48Give it back
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:33What's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah
00:12:51Come on
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:12:57Stop, delete it, please
00:12:58Delete it
00:12:59Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
00:13:10Oh my brave knight
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18Oh my god
00:13:20Oh cool
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no!
00:13:32Jen, stop!
00:13:33Jen, stop!
00:13:35Jen!
00:13:37Jen!
00:13:37Jen!
00:13:38Jen!
00:13:39Jen!
00:13:40Jen!
00:13:40Jen!
00:13:40Jen!
00:13:41Jen!
00:13:41Jen!
00:13:43Jen!
00:13:43Jen!
00:13:45Jen!
00:13:46Jen!
00:13:51Jen!
00:13:52Jen!
00:13:53Jen!
00:13:56Jen!
00:13:57Jen!
00:13:58Jen!
00:13:58Jen!
00:13:58Jen!
00:14:00Jen!
00:14:01Jen!
00:14:01Jen!
00:14:03Jen!
00:14:04Jen!
00:14:05Jen!
00:14:05Jen!
00:14:06Jen!
00:14:07Jen!
00:14:08Jen!
00:14:10Jen!
00:14:11Jen!
00:14:21now give the phone back Jen what the hell Cole I thought you'd be happy
00:14:30how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete
00:14:34it off your phone I'm exposed to what else is fake about you and I know it's not just
00:14:38your purse why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46it was got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess
00:14:50with me you hear me Cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings
00:15:00I just
00:15:08was a rich asshole and he said we were enemies but why did I get butterflies when he looked
00:15:13at me today don't stay up too late honey love you mom wait mom do do people change like can
00:15:32a spoiled brat somehow become nice well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:56tough day huh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:16:02no dude is that all the whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag I'm just trying
00:16:07to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship oh I'm really proud of you
00:16:14and then there's this guy he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super
00:16:18contradictory it's so confusing sounds like you're into this guy sounds like you're into
00:16:24this guy no I'm not into this guy I like you only you I really liked your photo by the
00:16:36way you did are you gonna reciprocate I was thinking we'd better if we met in person that
00:16:41sounds amazing when with how about after school at the balcony I'll bring flowers deal
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08stop thinking about Cole
00:17:18call me father I heard about you harassing Jen at school today defending that nobody Haley girl
00:17:24he's not a nobody dad are those for her what the fuck what the fuck I know what Haley is
00:17:38Cole
00:17:39her mother works as a maid at my office that whole family is trash stay away from her what if
00:17:46I say
00:17:46no stay away from Haley Cole or I'll fire her mother what if she found out that you were the
00:17:52one making
00:17:53her life miserable I'm almost 18 soon I'll have my inheritance I hate to make Haley wait but she
00:17:59can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe you're sick it's called watching out for
00:18:08your future oh hi I'm Haley yes so nice to meet you
00:18:20God I'd give anything just to hear her say my name but the moment she knows I lose her forever
00:18:29thank you for the flowers you're so nice
00:18:36guacamole wizard
00:18:37fail
00:18:41guacamole wizard
00:18:42ew
00:18:45you're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bedick
00:18:48maybe he's married
00:18:50or maybe he's fat and maybe he's sitting on his back video
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble
00:18:58why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:19:01oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:02we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:08eat it
00:19:22call me
00:19:24so you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school
00:19:28you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:34oh and by the way
00:19:36Nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:37because after all he's rich
00:19:40like me
00:19:44I'm nothing like you
00:19:50yeah I'm nothing like you
00:19:53call again
00:19:54why is he always here when I need help
00:19:57pick it up
00:19:58call we were kidding
00:19:59it's ketchup
00:20:00pick that bloody thing up
00:20:06pick that you're gonna record this
00:20:16didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore
00:20:18don't think you have leverage here
00:20:20so tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22you're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24and do what I say
00:20:28I
00:20:29will leave Hayley alone
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:38got it
00:20:39let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at
00:20:45got it
00:20:46let's go
00:20:55uh thank you
00:20:57wow
00:20:59never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around
00:21:05I just
00:21:07happened to see you
00:21:09were you waiting on someone
00:21:11yeah
00:21:12my boyfriend actually
00:21:16well he
00:21:17he kind of stood me up so
00:21:19maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25Cole are you being nice to me
00:21:28you thought we were enemies
00:21:31I mean I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33so
00:21:33not that annoying
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings coldness
00:21:40because it's not gonna work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online boyfriend news make you fall for her
00:21:55he
00:21:55he makes me feel safe
00:21:59you wouldn't understand though
00:22:04I understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:12is he
00:22:14how you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no my
00:22:31my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:38oh in the game huh
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you a little slow on the game too
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:09I love my boyfriend
00:23:11and you will never understand that
00:23:13he's smart
00:23:14and he's kind
00:23:15and
00:23:16he loves me for who I am
00:23:19that is so much more important to me
00:23:21than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:36Cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:42there's nothing
00:23:43Cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51got done getting waxed
00:23:54champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was I thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did I want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:17I
00:24:18got into a car accident
00:24:19really
00:24:19are you okay
00:24:20you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:25nobody
00:24:25which hospital are you staying at
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28no
00:24:29no
00:24:29you can't
00:24:30I look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine
00:24:34if you say so
00:24:35so
00:24:36are we going to prom together
00:24:38hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:24:49you're going to be my lab partner
00:25:04oh you
00:25:05oh me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it?
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27what would you know each other more?
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36what is he trying to do?
00:25:38it's none of your business
00:25:39but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom?
00:25:59eh
00:25:59I don't know
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:04or shall I say victim?
00:26:06are you jealous of me?
00:26:07me?
00:26:08jealous?
00:26:09no
00:26:09why would I be jealous?
00:26:10oh because I think you so secretly want to be
00:26:13you are so full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really?
00:26:24this woman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29no
00:26:29sorry
00:26:30am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:34maybe trust me too
00:26:37we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:12one day I want you to regret it
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if we want
00:27:32hey mate
00:27:32I've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:36so you want me
00:27:40I think you know how much I want you
00:27:46do you want me?
00:27:48I want you
00:27:53oh shit
00:27:57anyone in here?
00:28:01oh my god
00:28:02how long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay?
00:28:07oh
00:28:07yeah
00:28:08yeah we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:17are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20what didn't happen?
00:28:21hailey
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28relax I'm not dead
00:28:29wait
00:28:30car accident?
00:28:31guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go
00:28:45guacamole wizard
00:28:47huh?
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53do I know you?
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard
00:29:06is jake myers
00:29:06he was in a real car accident
00:29:08and according to you
00:29:09so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11I can't do this anymore
00:29:12Cole!
00:29:13wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys
00:29:22um
00:29:23we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:27was there something that you wanted Cole?
00:29:31hey
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right?
00:29:38how did you know that?
00:29:40tough day huh?
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be Cole
00:29:47could he?
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead
00:29:57what do you honestly get out of here bro?
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:09Cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here Cole?
00:30:13we don't have a problem
00:30:15we don't have a problem
00:30:16right?
00:30:17tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18and we don't have a problem
00:30:21Jake it would take me forever
00:30:22to find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley?
00:30:33maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38hey
00:30:39what if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43wait seriously?
00:30:44yeah
00:30:44just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:51all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:01but if he's really Jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him?
00:31:10why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:14maybe maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:16no you don't
00:31:17how do you know that?
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hayley someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01too cheesy?
00:32:02no it's cute
00:32:04the accident?
00:32:05the mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um what do you think?
00:32:12you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20hey can we not?
00:32:24hey can we not?
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:38that's weak shit?
00:32:39is this weak shit?
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:46oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00colt put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:03put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:18don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much cool?
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize
00:33:27and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:31like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:34i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:41jen you want to go to prom
00:33:43with me
00:33:43we're both hot
00:33:45and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're going to regret this cole edmunds
00:34:01if i message corcamole wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's filming
00:34:06what should we wear to prom
00:34:09and the dean's list
00:34:18um
00:34:19i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see you around school okay
00:34:21okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:24he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:30hayley
00:34:40jeez
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:49oh
00:34:53you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:56i don't care
00:34:57i do care
00:35:00hell yeah
00:35:17don't put a problem with jake
00:35:18i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't even know you
00:35:22and you do how do you know i like mozzarella sticks that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:27because i pay attention to what you like
00:35:31i noticed it at lunch
00:35:34the first day
00:35:35you were watching me
00:35:38just don't go i promise
00:35:54move
00:35:56cool is talking to hayley again
00:35:58your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:36:01unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04obviously i do
00:36:05okay then break them up idiot
00:36:09what do i do
00:36:11i've got a few ideas
00:36:17hey look
00:36:19someone will take you to prom
00:36:21all right i promise
00:36:22yeah really like who
00:36:23i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:27and you but you're not asking me
00:36:31hey
00:36:32oh hey jake
00:36:35hey how um
00:36:36i just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:40the other night
00:36:41yeah it was
00:36:44so sexy
00:36:46you're so sexy
00:36:49jake what are you talking about
00:36:50i hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:04oh
00:37:04oh
00:37:05oh my god
00:37:23stop guys stop it stop stop
00:37:27what the hell is going on over there
00:37:31shit it's principal stephens i've got to save cole
00:37:34i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:41oh my god principal stephens i'm so sorry
00:37:45hayley rock that's detention after school don't be late
00:37:59i'm sorry
00:38:06calm what are you doing here
00:38:09can we keep you company
00:38:11that's the least i could do if you saved my rest today
00:38:15the locker thing that was an accident
00:38:18oh sure
00:38:21so uh you and you and jake huh
00:38:25no
00:38:27he lied about that i don't know why though
00:38:30good
00:38:31you know
00:38:33father that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:37thinking about him touching you kissing you
00:38:40i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:48okay fine i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:21okay
00:39:28oh sorry
00:39:30i tripped no no no no
00:39:34what it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:40they're dead they're both dead oh
00:39:44how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen what's going on over there
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:12mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda on water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:33jake hey oh um sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:48yeah you don't know about the
00:41:03hey um ella it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing
00:41:26never happened oh it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:55you know cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravara
00:42:03okay okay i i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that oh my god thank you
00:42:19oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:28oh what is taking so long you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella it's emma
00:42:34whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:49oh morning valley whore
00:42:52how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream
00:43:22about you touching me oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:59oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely got to reap
00:44:07the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying
00:44:14to
00:44:14catfish show hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:58jake hey
00:45:01now's the time tell them
00:45:04tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend oh sweetie
00:45:19i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you what why would you do that oh i
00:45:25don't
00:45:25know cole why do you think i would do that jake is this true have you been pretending to like
00:45:32me this
00:45:32whole time sorry it was nothing personal yeah nothing personal
00:45:50all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:57that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school
00:46:11property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with this
00:46:17shit could it be because her father's running for senate cole you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what not over my dead body oh because you like that hayley girl i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having
00:46:42a party tomorrow you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward message him just do it you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay you got this haley just take a deep breath you got this you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:15hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:18hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean no it's just my parents blood money you know they're upstairs
00:48:25watching the last of us right now they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:42what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:52valley whore
00:48:57jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about
00:49:02our whole
00:49:02community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are concerning actually kind
00:49:09you're trying to feel a bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess pervy
00:49:15princess
00:49:17pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:23hey let's get perfect tonight leave me alone is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:39so
00:49:43oh
00:49:44so
00:49:48so
00:49:57so
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay
00:50:28cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay
00:50:35you can be honest about your feelings so you too this whole time
00:50:43oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:52please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:57you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate
00:51:01you then what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added
00:51:06bonus i knew i shouldn't have trusted you now what about guacamole wizard
00:51:21who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once and
00:51:35please
00:51:36introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr opens so you're the
00:51:44scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:50is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:57you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god
00:52:05your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:23you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:30any part
00:52:31of it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i would
00:52:56make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:43these
00:53:43lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:04birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:12prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's
00:54:20never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just
00:54:25have
00:54:25to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very
00:54:29respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:50castle
00:54:51claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:55:02the girl who you love you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:19mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44i should have given this to you a long time ago
00:55:48hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55i was
00:55:56i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand if this changes things
00:56:17if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23look i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you
00:56:39you do
00:56:41yes you idiot
00:56:42i've loved you for months
00:56:44i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:51but you're him
00:56:52you didn't expect her
00:56:55i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped
00:57:02yes i hoped it was you
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:10you're really fucking hot
00:57:16hey uh
00:57:16one of those things i said we could do
00:57:20yeah i know
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:26you're getting there don't worry
00:57:31i'm so beyond you
00:57:32just beyond me
00:57:36i'm so beyond you
00:57:50okay so
00:57:52what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54yeah
00:57:55yeah
00:57:55would do again
00:57:57i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:59i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right
00:58:03all right that's fair
00:58:04i'll uh
00:58:05i'll take that as a win
00:58:11what is my life now
00:58:13am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no
00:58:17i fully expect you to
00:58:19continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21no i'll just
00:58:22i'll just lust behind it
00:58:25there's always been lust behind it
00:58:26i'll see you in a minute
00:58:27stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:32i think
00:58:34isn't promenade
00:58:36i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38okay
00:58:40but the real question is
00:58:42do you get a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me a prom
00:58:47i would have asked you earlier
00:58:49but
00:58:50jay kind of
00:58:50gave me to the show
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:52i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:04i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:06and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that
00:59:18uh
00:59:18i might have
00:59:20gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmonds
00:59:36i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38cole
00:59:39are you here
00:59:41cole
00:59:42are you here
00:59:44mr edmonds
00:59:45you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:48i see you cole
00:59:48you are in big trouble
01:00:06hey uh
01:00:08you almost done in there
01:00:09you try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:27what do you think
01:00:31my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:38i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up for at least
01:00:4220 minutes
01:00:44twenty minutes
01:00:45we're in
01:00:46we're in
01:00:47we're in
01:00:47we're in
01:00:47we're in there
01:00:47we're in there
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like who else would win right
01:01:15oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:26it was fun
01:01:28since what did you get
01:01:32there uh
01:01:34most 10 minutes up
01:01:36no
01:01:36but
01:01:37who cares
01:01:47i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:51come on everyone say it with me
01:01:53pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:02wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06make cole edmunds fall in love with you
01:02:10his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:18i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life is this real
01:02:22jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this
01:02:27who did this
01:02:30what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:35you little
01:02:37you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:45but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that
01:02:55i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:07there was no internship
01:03:09that's it you lied to me
01:03:23oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:27now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:29oh yeah no can do
01:03:32all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:39how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home right now
01:03:53you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:55yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time
01:03:59about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of hayley
01:04:08and you can accept that
01:04:09i'll make my own path
01:04:10and best believe me i can
01:04:13i'll say this
01:04:15that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy prime
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:31i kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:34that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:39well so
01:04:40i love you galakuin
01:04:42i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:46yeah you do
01:04:47okay
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