Sophie Tisdale está decidida a perder su virginidad y hace un plan a prueba de tontos para lograrlo antes de terminar su último año... hasta que alguien le informa que él que sería su pareja hizo una apuesta sobre si podría grabarla mientras le quitaba su virginidad. Ese alguien fue Luke, un cliente hermoso y regular de su cafetería... y también su nuevo ginecólogo. ¿Qué tan horrible es fantasear con que tu ginecólogo te quite la virginidad? Sin embargo, tampoco será tan sencillo para Sophie ya que tiene que lidiar con la ex psicópata de Luke y con su familia. ¿Se arrepentirá?
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00:00:11Buy lingerie! Check!
00:00:13Bikini wax! Check!
00:00:14Get a boyfriend! Check!
00:00:16Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
00:00:21Stop thinking about dick.
00:00:22I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:00:24I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:29Oh fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:00:32Did he hear?
00:00:38Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick.
00:00:43Morning, Dick.
00:00:45Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right?
00:00:49You're perfect. Thank you.
00:00:50Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:00:53Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready.
00:00:57Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee.
00:00:59No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:14Want coffee?
00:01:17Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:27Oh my god. Mikey, don't laugh.
00:01:31We're so mean. Don't help your girlfriend.
00:01:33All right, all right, all right. All right, all right. I'm sorry.
00:01:35No, baby, trust me. You look great.
00:01:38My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:40My bad.
00:01:40No no.
00:01:44You see?
00:01:46Eat here. Don't worry about that.
00:01:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:18Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:20Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things,
00:02:23like making coffee or having sex.
00:02:28Tosh, come on.
00:02:30Oh, my God.
00:02:32Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:41So, you're a virgin?
00:02:45Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:02:47I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:50All right.
00:02:53Brooke, is it?
00:02:54Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What?
00:02:58I literally don't even know you.
00:02:59Don't be embarrassed.
00:03:00Look, it's just chlamydia this week, conorrhea last month.
00:03:03You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:03:05especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08What?
00:03:10It was just chlamydia.
00:03:13Oh, fuck you all.
00:03:14Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:34I'm really, really sorry.
00:03:36I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38Doesn't he like my boyfriend?
00:03:39What does that mean?
00:03:43Shit, my appointment.
00:03:44I gotta go.
00:03:45Sorry.
00:03:50All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you
00:03:53after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:55So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00Huh?
00:04:05A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:14Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:19It's Luke.
00:04:21Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:22My gynecologist.
00:04:40Don't worry, I'm fooling the Dr. Titty Gentle as it's your first time.
00:04:44Right, my first time.
00:04:46Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes.
00:04:48Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:50Nice to meet me?
00:04:51Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me.
00:04:54I mean, the coffee shop grinds me.
00:04:58Oh no, he remembers me.
00:05:01So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:06Bad asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:05:12If you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:18I will use a condom.
00:05:21I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:23He's not good for you.
00:05:24Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:26Nurse, can you record me a disrespectful, please?
00:05:27Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:33I'm ready.
00:05:34I think I'm ready.
00:05:36Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever
00:05:39I really liked it, so.
00:05:40You know what, I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:44Uh, let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:50Breast exam?
00:05:52Breast exam?
00:05:53If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's- I like it.
00:05:57It's fine.
00:06:02Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back.
00:06:08It's okay.
00:06:12It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:28There are no abnormalities.
00:06:33Thank you, Luke.
00:06:35Dr. Miller.
00:06:37That wasn't so bad.
00:06:38Sophie, can you put your feet up and serve me?
00:06:46Okay, yes.
00:06:47I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:57Alright?
00:06:58You're doing good.
00:07:00I wonder if this is how he talks to women through orgasms.
00:07:10Alright.
00:07:11I'm gonna be inserting a speculum.
00:07:15You're gonna swab on your cervix.
00:07:17I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:22So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, like your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:30No.
00:07:30My family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:36And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:41Oh.
00:07:41Duh.
00:07:42Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:44Amazing.
00:07:45Last thing, I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:50Alright?
00:07:52Relax for me.
00:07:53You're doing good.
00:07:55His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:57Oh my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:08Did he?
00:08:10Alright.
00:08:12He's so noticed.
00:08:14Oh my god.
00:08:15Everything looks good.
00:08:16No abnormalities.
00:08:18Alright?
00:08:20We'll be right back.
00:08:27Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:32I can never look at that man in my eyes ever again.
00:08:39Alright, so here's your break.
00:08:46Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:49Oh my god.
00:08:50We...
00:08:51No, she's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:03You are so graphic.
00:09:07Speaking of sperm...
00:09:10I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:11You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:15Luke.
00:09:16Are you serious?
00:09:17You got a finger by the...
00:09:19I won't talk to you.
00:09:20Why is coffee from you?
00:09:21The Luke?
00:09:23Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:25So is he like, good with his fingers or...
00:09:29Shut up, everybody.
00:09:31Shit.
00:09:31He's so sexy.
00:09:33Maybe I should schedule my dad smear.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:36Don't worry.
00:09:37Okay?
00:09:39Tonight's gonna be amazing.
00:09:40Okay, Sophie?
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:43Let's get you ready for your big night tonight, Mike.
00:09:49I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:54Why do I even care?
00:10:00I!
00:10:01Ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:03Is that...
00:10:04Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:09You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:11You're dating a nun.
00:10:12She's never gonna let you smash.
00:10:14I'm calling it.
00:10:15Dude.
00:10:16She's a low-key slut.
00:10:18I just...
00:10:19Can't prove it.
00:10:21You will soon.
00:10:24Are they going to film her?
00:10:25There you go.
00:10:29Dude, you're sick.
00:10:31What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:33A little bit of this...
00:10:36And she's gonna go feral.
00:10:40Yeah, that $1,500 is mine.
00:10:43Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:47Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:48You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:53Hey!
00:10:54You need to pay.
00:10:59Fuck!
00:10:59My eyes!
00:11:00What the fuck?
00:11:01Where's your fucking friend live?
00:11:02Before I call the cops.
00:11:05Kay...
00:11:06Kay...
00:11:06Kay...
00:11:07Kay...
00:11:07Kay...
00:11:07Kaylee Avenue.
00:11:07Apartment 2.
00:11:08I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:16The lady.
00:11:34Nervous?
00:11:37Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:46Nervous?
00:11:47I'm a little nervous.
00:11:49Hey.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:51You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:57Wait.
00:11:58What?
00:12:00I'm sorry.
00:12:01I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:02We're going to have to wait.
00:12:03I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:04I can't do this.
00:12:08Are you kidding me?
00:12:09I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:12Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:15I'm going home.
00:12:22There it is.
00:12:25The hell you are.
00:12:28Not until...
00:12:29YO...
00:12:30did something.
00:12:31No!
00:12:32No!
00:12:35Stop, Mike.
00:12:36Stop!
00:12:38Stop!
00:12:44Hey!
00:12:45Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:50Dr. Miller.
00:12:52Hey, Sophie.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey, stay with me.
00:12:57Hey.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:58Hey, Sophie.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:01Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:02Did you take something?
00:13:04What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:05Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:09Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:10Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:13I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:15If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:17I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:19What's so funny?
00:13:20You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:22Says who?
00:13:23Did you ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:27I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:28My family is the biggest donor to the university since... ever.
00:13:32That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:36Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:41Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:41No, no, no.
00:13:42And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:44No, no, no.
00:13:45Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:47It was just a joke.
00:13:47Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:52Hey.
00:13:54Hey, come on.
00:14:11She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:13Either way, it's not good.
00:14:21You stole me from my date?
00:14:24Who gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:30I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:34Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:35I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:45How much did you have to drink?
00:14:47I can drink however much I want and sleep with whom ever I want to sleep with.
00:14:51Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:56Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Tell me this.
00:14:57Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:05I was at the bar.
00:15:07All right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record
00:15:15Item.
00:15:19Wow.
00:15:22I'm an idiot.
00:15:24No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:27First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:34And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:40a complete asshole.
00:15:42I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:47I'm sorry, Soph.
00:15:54Soph, do you want my virginity week?
00:16:04You can have it.
00:16:12Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:14Are you hard right now?
00:16:23We're mid-argument.
00:16:26That's so wrong.
00:16:28I'm drunk.
00:16:29I'm taking you home.
00:16:31What are you doing?
00:16:33You're drunk.
00:16:34I'm taking you home.
00:16:34What?
00:16:35No, I can't go home.
00:16:36My roommate's there.
00:16:37I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:39She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:16:48We're here.
00:16:50Here?
00:16:50Where is here?
00:16:52My place.
00:16:54You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:58If you're comfortable.
00:16:59I want to.
00:17:01I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:03I'm cool with that.
00:17:05But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:08Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:11Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:35You're in Dr. Miller's room, the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:52How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:54It's huge.
00:17:56I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:59Not all tight spaces.
00:18:01Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:05Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:07You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:08Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:14Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:18I'm happy.
00:18:19I'm happy.
00:18:20Oh, so I'm gonna have a bet that I need to take care of me.
00:18:36You'll be happy.
00:18:37Wow.
00:18:37You're the best friend that I've ever done.
00:18:40It doesn't have one.
00:18:40It's hard to get me, do you?
00:18:44Sure, sure.
00:18:45You're welcome.
00:18:47How do you enjoy it?
00:18:47That's all.
00:18:48You're welcome.
00:18:52You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:54You've seen way too much of me already.
00:19:00I just...
00:19:00I don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:03You know, I don't want you thinking
00:19:04I alert my patients all the time.
00:19:06Wait.
00:19:07You mean you don't rescue all of your
00:19:10college girl patients
00:19:12from their evil boyfriend and
00:19:13draw them a bath in your $2 million
00:19:16Home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:17No, Mrs. Dill.
00:19:21Then why me?
00:19:22I'm nothing special.
00:19:24You don't mess up my coffee
00:19:26order.
00:19:28You're kind to people.
00:19:31You're beautiful.
00:19:44Who is that?
00:19:47This is my crazy
00:19:48ex-girlfriend.
00:19:50You have to hide.
00:19:52Right now.
00:19:53All right?
00:19:53Come on.
00:19:56Luke!
00:19:58Are you home?
00:20:03Lukey!
00:20:04Come out!
00:20:05Come out!
00:20:06Stop playing!
00:20:07I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:10I know you're not on call.
00:20:17Don't say a word.
00:20:19There's no way that thing's fitting
00:20:20inside of me,
00:20:21his ex,
00:20:22or anyone else.
00:20:26Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:28What the hell?
00:20:31She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:33We broke up forever ago,
00:20:34But she stalks my patients.
00:20:35She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:37Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:43What are you doing?
00:20:45You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:47I'm sleeping.
00:20:49Why don't I join you?
00:20:56I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:58Like what, baby?
00:21:00Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:02Ice cubes?
00:21:03What ice cubes?
00:21:05Like call the cops.
00:21:06Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:09Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:10Come on, Lukey.
00:21:13You know you love screwing me.
00:21:20I have someone new in my life.
00:21:24Anyone new?
00:21:25Who the fuck is she?
00:21:27I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:30And if you're still here,
00:21:31I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:32And I'm going to call the dean.
00:21:34And I'm going to let him know
00:21:35that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:38Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:39No, you can't.
00:21:40One.
00:21:44Two.
00:21:44Fine.
00:21:45Fine.
00:21:46I'm leaving.
00:21:49Your loss.
00:21:59Oh my God, Lu.
00:22:01Lu.
00:22:14Holy shit.
00:22:16I smell like booze.
00:22:18I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:21What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:26I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:32You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:37You'll come back to me after I...
00:22:39take care of that little distraction.
00:22:55My virginity?
00:22:59Yep.
00:23:00Still intact.
00:23:03Fuck my life.
00:23:06Language, Mrs. Do.
00:23:07What the hell are you doing?
00:23:08Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:12I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:14Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:17What would you have me do?
00:23:19Don't say it.
00:23:20Don't say it.
00:23:21You could join me.
00:23:26Selfie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:36Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:39There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:24:01I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:04But?
00:24:06But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:08You're my patient from one.
00:24:10In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:13I'm graduating this year.
00:24:16Second?
00:24:19You're a virgin.
00:24:21Ouch.
00:24:22I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:33You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:37But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:43I don't make love.
00:24:44I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, all right, sweetheart?
00:24:48I'm not that guy.
00:24:54Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:57I'm a big girl.
00:24:57I can handle it myself.
00:25:01Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:03I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:11Someone's jealousy.
00:25:14Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make
00:25:18Give me a cup of coffee.
00:25:33Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:38coffee.
00:25:40You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:45So do it.
00:25:47I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:53Ready?
00:25:59What's that?
00:26:01That's your doctor.
00:26:02I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:08Sorry, Sue.
00:26:11Are you kidding me?
00:26:19Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:21You're killing me.
00:26:23So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:28A virgin?
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:30I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:38Can you wait?
00:26:39Sophie, oh my god.
00:26:40Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked at his agent, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin
00:26:46co-ed like you.
00:26:47He respects you, dummy.
00:26:49Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:51I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:55All the things I'm not.
00:26:56You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:00A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:02And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:04Watch.
00:27:07Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:10No, can you just order?
00:27:25I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:28But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:32It's Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:38What do you want?
00:27:40I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:45I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:51Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:53He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:54Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller, knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:02Can you believe it?
00:28:04Sophie's evil.
00:28:06First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:09Slut.
00:28:10Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:12Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:22Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:24Of course he was never yours.
00:28:28Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:31You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:33I didn't do this.
00:28:34I swear I would never.
00:28:36What's going on?
00:28:37Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:39No, I didn't.
00:28:40I mean, I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:42Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:45Sophie?
00:28:47I'm calling the police.
00:28:48No, I would never do this.
00:28:49Please.
00:28:50She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:52We need a medic, too.
00:28:54I'm a doctor.
00:29:00I'm a doctor.
00:29:22Um, no, no, no, no.
00:29:23I'm fine.
00:29:25I'll just be going.
00:29:29We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:32I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:34Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:40Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:43It was for a friend.
00:29:45You liar.
00:29:45I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:48Let me go.
00:29:49I don't want to press charges.
00:29:52Just a moment.
00:30:03Oh, my God.
00:30:05You're crazy.
00:30:06You're actually crazy.
00:30:08Luke, please.
00:30:09I can explain.
00:30:10She's not right for you.
00:30:13Breaking into my house.
00:30:15Stealing my pager.
00:30:16That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:18I get it.
00:30:18But I draw the line when you try to hurt someone that I care about.
00:30:27Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:30She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:33I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:35Stop.
00:30:35Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:38You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:40She's nothing.
00:30:42A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:45You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:47Luke, officer, take her away.
00:30:53Let's go.
00:30:55You bitch!
00:30:56You don't deserve him.
00:30:58Let's go.
00:31:00I knew she was a psycho.
00:31:02You couldn't even hurt Flay, even if someone paid you to.
00:31:06Thanks, Ev.
00:31:07Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:08I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:11Take the day.
00:31:20If someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:34Did you come just to save me?
00:31:36Of course I did.
00:31:44I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you.
00:31:48So I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:55I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:57Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:59I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:01I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:04I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:08What do you mean?
00:32:10I mean, you reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:18What do you see in me?
00:32:20Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:24Entertainment?
00:32:24Sophie, if you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:29You're just young.
00:32:35I should leave you hell alone unless you find someone more suitable.
00:32:38Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:43I want.
00:32:50What do you want?
00:32:55You.
00:32:58Take me seriously.
00:33:02And get in the car.
00:33:04What?
00:33:05To where?
00:33:06Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:09What?
00:33:10Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:37I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:40We're doing both.
00:33:42My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here, the vacation home.
00:33:47Your vacation home?
00:33:48As in you have multiple?
00:33:51Wow.
00:33:53Mr. Millie, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:01And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:34:04Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:07What the hell?
00:34:09Look, I didn't say it because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:11The truth is, yes.
00:34:13So my family's rich.
00:34:15But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:17We're here to show them that you're part of my life.
00:34:19And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:35Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:40Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:47I'm not.
00:34:48Hang on.
00:34:49What am I to Luke?
00:34:56Mother.
00:34:58This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:01Pee.
00:35:02Girlfriend?
00:35:03No way.
00:35:04Hey, wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:06Manners.
00:35:08Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:13Girlfriend?
00:35:15What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:18Gina?
00:35:20The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:24Ouch.
00:35:26Mother, again, I just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:30and my date to the gala.
00:35:32If I have to remind you of her importance in my life again,
00:35:34I'm going to make sure this gala doesn't go smoothly.
00:35:36Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:38to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:39Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:46If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:49Well, before we go,
00:35:50which room do you keep to Vinci's Dior and Versace?
00:35:52She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:56Fourth floor, third door on your floor.
00:35:59Thank you, Mother.
00:36:01Good to see you.
00:36:07That was the hottest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:36:18Your brother has lost it.
00:36:20Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:36:31Is your mom always so...
00:36:34Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:38That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:42But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:36:45So I come back every year.
00:36:47You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:49That's sweet.
00:36:49Gone.
00:36:51Plus, the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:55What does that mean?
00:37:06Luke, you did not.
00:37:13Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:15I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:17That's done.
00:37:18I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:20You said you want all of them.
00:37:22They're yours.
00:37:2980...
00:37:30I can't accept this.
00:37:31This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:33Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:38Why do you like me?
00:37:40I'm just a college student, and you're...
00:37:43You.
00:37:45Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:47Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:37:50You have a butler who does your laundry.
00:37:52I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine
00:37:54that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:37:57It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:13Of course, it's too late.
00:38:15I'm already falling for you.
00:38:19Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:26Because I want it to be right.
00:38:28I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:29and think of me like the old guy
00:38:30who took advantage of you.
00:38:33But take it slow.
00:38:40Even though...
00:38:43There's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:44than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:46Really?
00:38:53Really.
00:39:15Come back here.
00:39:17I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:23Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:26You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:36Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:39Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:47You know, I'm going to get you back for this.
00:39:58Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:06That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:09Did she dump my best friend?
00:40:12The gala is tonight.
00:40:14and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:15the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:18not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:22Luke's an idiot
00:40:23for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:27Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:29I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:30just long enough for him to realize
00:40:32that he's made a mistake.
00:40:33Mm-hmm.
00:40:35That's my girl.
00:40:39Sophie, love,
00:40:40you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:42I promise you,
00:40:43you're going to be the most beautiful person
00:40:44at the gala tonight.
00:40:59Holy shit.
00:41:07It's not about being pretty.
00:41:09I just...
00:41:10I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:11in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:13I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:16Wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:17If we just met up at, like,
00:41:18a bowling alley
00:41:19and donated the party expenses?
00:41:23You're so refreshing.
00:41:26Are you ready?
00:41:28Are you ready?
00:41:44Wow.
00:41:45She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:48You never said your brother's chef
00:41:49was so pretty.
00:41:50Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:52Shut up.
00:41:53There was a $2.5 billion inheritance
00:41:55down the drain
00:41:56if my brother marries this nobody
00:41:57instead of Gina.
00:42:05I'd like to thank you all
00:42:06for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:08This is a great opportunity
00:42:09for us to raise money
00:42:10for the family clinic.
00:42:12Myself and my girlfriend,
00:42:14Sophie Tisdale,
00:42:15are very excited to meet
00:42:16and talk to all of you.
00:42:18Cheers.
00:42:23Girlfriend?
00:42:24Not for long.
00:42:38Good evening, everyone.
00:42:41Thank you so much for being here
00:42:43at our wonderful Charity auction.
00:42:46Our first item.
00:42:51An all-expense-paid trip
00:42:53to Bora Bora
00:42:55with its amazing,
00:42:57iconic,
00:42:58volcanic views
00:43:00starting big.
00:43:025,000.
00:43:035,000.
00:43:05Now six.
00:43:0520 to six.
00:43:06Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:08That's pretty good.
00:43:09Can I get...
00:43:11You need to come quickly.
00:43:12My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:43:14You're going to be okay?
00:43:15Go.
00:43:16Let's go.
00:43:25What is it?
00:43:26My throat.
00:43:27Over here now.
00:43:29Breathe.
00:43:35Sold!
00:43:36Number 12.
00:43:37$7,000.
00:43:38All-expense-paid trip
00:43:39to Bora Bora.
00:43:40Give him a round of applause.
00:43:41Congratulations.
00:43:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:43Actually, we have one more item
00:43:45up for grabs.
00:43:46Miss Tisdale,
00:43:48a gorgeous student,
00:43:49has graciously offered herself
00:43:51up for a date
00:43:52with a lucky man.
00:43:54Now, according to Miss Tisdale,
00:43:56She has a great personality
00:43:57and an even better mouth.
00:44:00What a hussy.
00:44:02Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:04I hope Dr. Miller
00:44:05knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:07I mean, the poor guy's
00:44:08tending to a patient.
00:44:09I knew that you were
00:44:11too classless
00:44:12for this family.
00:44:14Poor Lukey.
00:44:15She hasn't fooled.
00:44:17Trailer trash escape.
00:44:19Who let her kind in here?
00:44:21I wouldn't do that.
00:44:22I would never.
00:44:23I have $1,000
00:44:24for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:28Really, Sophie?
00:44:28No one wants you
00:44:29for $1,000?
00:44:30Whew.
00:44:31All right.
00:44:32$500?
00:44:34All right.
00:44:35$500 for the poor girl.
00:44:38She's got student loans.
00:44:40Whatever that means.
00:44:42We're sick.
00:44:46Are you?
00:44:50I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:52No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:54Don't throw me.
00:44:55I recognize you.
00:44:56You're one of my sister's
00:44:57Shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell is going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's
00:44:59doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:01Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:03Why lower your standards?
00:45:04We're millionaires.
00:45:05She might be a good fuck,
00:45:06but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:13You can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:15when you can live a day
00:45:15without your daddy's money.
00:45:17Motherfucker.
00:45:20$450.
00:45:22$400?
00:45:25Oh, all right.
00:45:28I mean, look,
00:45:29I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:32Poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:33outside the bedroom.
00:45:35Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:38Maybe we could have
00:45:39some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:43Yeah.
00:45:43Sold for $400.
00:45:47Wow, Sophie.
00:45:48Looks like people really
00:45:49aren't in the market
00:45:50for used goods.
00:46:00Used goods?
00:46:01That's right, Serena.
00:46:03After you being the person
00:46:04That's had five abortions
00:46:05in the last year.
00:46:06Luke, you watch your mouth
00:46:07right now!
00:46:09What were you saying?
00:46:11about class, Letitia, darling?
00:46:19You idiot!
00:46:20Get off the stage!
00:46:21We're leaving!
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:24You're humiliating me
00:46:26in front of my friends,
00:46:27You hussy!
00:46:28No need, my dear.
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends
00:46:32can no longer be seen
00:46:33with the likes of you
00:46:34after all of this.
00:46:38But, but...
00:46:39No!
00:46:41No!
00:46:42Young man,
00:46:43that information you gave
00:46:45is illegal!
00:46:47You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting
00:46:49to get to you.
00:46:50Do you want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little busy
00:46:53with your secret girlfriend,
00:46:54Stephanie?
00:46:55How's she recovering
00:46:55from her boob job?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:01No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:03Stephanie?
00:47:04The nanny?
00:47:06No, no, no, no!
00:47:13I'm going to sue you
00:47:14for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't.
00:47:17You see, yes,
00:47:18my family might own
00:47:19the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:21but I practice under the university,
00:47:23so you can't touch me.
00:47:24So, unless you all want me
00:47:26to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:27I suggest you cut
00:47:28very generous checks
00:47:29to the charity
00:47:30and then get the fuck
00:47:31out of my house.
00:47:33Let's go!
00:47:35Get to writing.
00:47:37Let's go!
00:47:38Everybody out!
00:47:46Get these assholes go.
00:47:47You didn't have to ruin
00:47:49your charity event for me.
00:47:50I would have been okay.
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman
00:47:54like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made
00:47:56More donations tonight
00:47:56than we have in the last
00:47:57ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:02You alright?
00:48:16What are you looking for?
00:48:18I paid for all the booze,
00:48:20so I figure how the night went,
00:48:23I might as well be
00:48:24your personal bartender.
00:48:44You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:50Move.
00:48:55Can you open that?
00:48:58Thank you!
00:48:59Thank you!
00:49:01Alright.
00:49:03Let's just make it simple.
00:49:05Buy shots.
00:49:08I've never done that before.
00:49:11Seriously?
00:49:12What do you mean?
00:49:13You're like so old.
00:49:14I was trying to get
00:49:15into school.
00:49:16I didn't have time to
00:49:18do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little girls
00:49:19like you.
00:49:20He just said you're hot.
00:49:22Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:23Okay, well,
00:49:24I'll teach you.
00:49:34Holy shit.
00:49:37Holy shit.
00:49:57Alright, I got the hang of that.
00:49:59Now it's your turn,
00:50:00Miss Tisdale.
00:50:01Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:02Go for it.
00:50:03New rule.
00:50:04You can't choose
00:50:05the same place twice.
00:50:06Is that so?
00:50:08Then,
00:50:10Where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:20Shame, shame.
00:50:21You're trying to play
00:50:22with my emotion.
00:50:24Play, blame.
00:50:26Only you feel like
00:50:27a devotion.
00:50:29I do everything.
00:50:30You could pull this shit.
00:50:32Think you could get
00:50:33away with it.
00:50:34Be careful what you get.
00:50:35Because you don't know
00:50:36what you might get.
00:50:47I'm sorry.
00:50:48Was that it?
00:50:49You dragged me
00:50:50fucking wild.
00:50:52Luke,
00:50:53I'm ready.
00:51:00God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:03Wait, what?
00:51:04Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:05I'm sorry.
00:51:07Fuck.
00:51:08Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:09I'm telling you
00:51:10That I'm ready.
00:51:11I want to do this with you.
00:51:13Lose my virginity.
00:51:15Sophie.
00:51:17Don't Sophie me.
00:51:18That's so patronizing.
00:51:22Wait, I'm trying.
00:51:23But I'm gonna be
00:51:25the person responsible
00:51:25if you get hurt.
00:51:27I don't want to be
00:51:28the guy that, you know,
00:51:29leads to your ruin
00:51:30your life.
00:51:30I'm terrified of that.
00:51:32It's this that hurts me.
00:51:33What you're doing right now
00:51:34Rejecting me?
00:51:35What would be so terrible
00:51:37about us being together?
00:51:38Being together?
00:51:39Sophie,
00:51:40Did you see
00:51:41What happened here today?
00:51:43I mean,
00:51:44My family sucks.
00:51:45My ex-girlfriend
00:51:46is batshit crazy.
00:51:48I mean,
00:51:49Of course I want to be with you.
00:51:51But am I right for you?
00:51:53And you really want to
00:51:54Take on this baggage?
00:51:56I might be a virgin,
00:51:57but this whole
00:51:58It's not you.
00:51:59It's my thing
00:51:59It's really freshman year.
00:52:05SW,
00:52:06Where are you going?
00:52:07I'm calling a cab
00:52:08and going back to campus.
00:52:09I can't deal with your
00:52:09hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:11You think you're doing me
00:52:13This favor,
00:52:13But really,
00:52:14You're just reminding me
00:52:15of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:18Don't follow me.
00:52:24Damn it.
00:52:32Guess I'm the first girl
00:52:33in the world
00:52:34to be on birth control
00:52:35and not even get laid.
00:52:49What's the point
00:52:50Are you talking to me now?
00:52:51You've rejected me three times.
00:52:56Is that your boyfriend
00:52:57You're ignoring?
00:52:58Nope.
00:53:00Boyfriends have sex
00:53:01with their girlfriends.
00:53:02So I've got the hottest
00:53:03girl in the bar.
00:53:05All to myself.
00:53:09What?
00:53:10You heard me.
00:53:12Hottest lady I've ever seen
00:53:13at this school.
00:53:16Seriously?
00:53:17Are you into this?
00:53:19Like,
00:53:20you might want to, like,
00:53:21hook up?
00:53:21Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:23Maybe we can start
00:53:24with a kiss.
00:53:25Wow.
00:53:26I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:28Maybe you lose the problem.
00:53:30I was beginning to think
00:53:31Nobody would take
00:53:32my virginity.
00:53:34Pause.
00:53:36What did you just say?
00:53:40Am I a virgin?
00:53:43She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:45Aw, cute.
00:53:47Excuse me?
00:53:48Too much work.
00:53:50You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:51You should just go back
00:53:52to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:56Sweetie?
00:53:56I'm a senior.
00:53:58That's even sadder.
00:54:01You were just into me.
00:54:02Why are you treating me
00:54:03like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:05You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:07But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:09You know?
00:54:09You're going to get feels
00:54:11and it's going to get messy.
00:54:14And...
00:54:15Sorry.
00:54:17What?
00:54:18I'm Bled.
00:54:20I'm Bled.
00:54:26I'm in this
00:54:27$80,000 dress
00:54:29and I can't even get
00:54:30a stupid horny
00:54:32Prat Guy
00:54:32to get with me.
00:54:35He would probably
00:54:35fuck anything
00:54:36except for me, apparently.
00:54:41Oh, and Luke.
00:54:41Of course, Luke,
00:54:42On the other hand,
00:54:43He had his hands
00:54:44literally inside of me
00:54:45and I guess he was just
00:54:46so repulsed that
00:54:48He didn't need to see more.
00:54:51You know what?
00:54:57Sophie, where the hell
00:54:58have you been?
00:54:59I'm not the hospital
00:55:00Right now, bro.
00:55:00Oh, look at me.
00:55:01I'm a fancy
00:55:02Ivy League doctor
00:55:03And I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:05and I just love
00:55:06to lead girls on
00:55:07with the orgasm
00:55:09pap smear two for one.
00:55:12Say something, asshole.
00:55:15Can I come get you
00:55:16Right now, please?
00:55:16So you can what?
00:55:18Not having sex?
00:55:19Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:20I think I'll stay right here
00:55:21where the guys at least
00:55:22have, I don't know,
00:55:22the decency
00:55:23to not lead me on.
00:55:25Guys, what guys?
00:55:26Did someone do something
00:55:27to you?
00:55:28Of course not.
00:55:29They said I was too messy.
00:55:31Too messy
00:55:32and too much
00:55:33And I guess that means
00:55:35You get a second chance.
00:55:37You either fuck me
00:55:38or you lose me.
00:55:41I think I'm going to pass out.
00:55:43I'm coming to get you.
00:55:44Keep falling on you, all right?
00:55:54What's up?
00:55:57What's up?
00:55:59What's up?
00:56:03I don't know.
00:56:05I don't know.
00:56:19Sophie.
00:56:21Hey, wake up.
00:56:25She's fine.
00:56:27She's...
00:56:28Bottle of water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:30I don't know what she drank.
00:56:32but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:56:36Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:56:56Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:59You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:04You feel like shit.
00:57:06You look like shit.
00:57:07But, like, a million bucks.
00:57:10So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:57:12Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse
00:57:17is hearing his name.
00:57:18He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:22But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:23Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:27I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:30I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:33So I've decided...
00:57:36I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:38Huh?
00:57:39Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:42People, guys, aren't going to stop treating me like a baby
00:57:45unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:52I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:59No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:58:01You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:58:02Why not?
00:58:03Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:04I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:06Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:08I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:11I'm giving off don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:58:15Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obliged to tell you
00:58:17that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:58:20The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:27Warm me up.
00:58:42Perfect.
00:59:04Isn't that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:07There's no way.
00:59:08That girl's off.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:10It is.
00:59:12Is that Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:13Okay.
00:59:14Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:16Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:17Good.
00:59:18I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:19I mean, more.
00:59:21Hmm.
00:59:26Holy shit.
00:59:27There he is.
00:59:28Are you going to say something?
00:59:32Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:34No, I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:59:37Hmm.
00:59:44Thanks, babe.
00:59:45It's all beautiful.
00:59:54And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:56A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:00I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:01What the hell's going on here?
01:00:02Stop interrupting, grandpa.
01:00:04What the fuck did you just say?
01:00:06One latte.
01:00:07Coming right up.
01:00:10And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:12Sophie, what is this?
01:00:13You're dressed differently.
01:00:15You're acting different.
01:00:15I don't get it.
01:00:17Whoops.
01:00:18Let me get that for you.
01:00:19I'm just going to pull over it.
01:00:26So you want a coffee?
01:00:27The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:30Sophie, I don't...
01:00:31Is this like a punishment?
01:00:32I mean, if it is, I get it, but it's only myself and other guys.
01:00:34It's not you.
01:00:35That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:37I gave you a chance.
01:00:39And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:44Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:47They do it on the land fair.
01:00:48You should come.
01:00:50She's got plans.
01:00:52Actually, I don't.
01:00:53My first frat party invite?
01:00:56Wow.
01:00:56This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:00:59You should bring your home, girl.
01:01:01The guy's going to love you.
01:01:02I will.
01:01:03See you tonight.
01:01:06You're not going to that.
01:01:07Newsflash.
01:01:08You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:09You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:11That's not true.
01:01:12Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:14My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:21Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, alright?
01:01:23If I'm going to do this frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:29What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:32Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:35Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:37Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:40I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:46Everly, not funny.
01:01:47Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:53If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:55How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base
01:01:59with?
01:02:00Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:06Red push-up bra?
01:02:07Or pink?
01:02:09Grid.
01:02:22Get in.
01:02:23Get Sophie safe.
01:02:24Get out.
01:02:25Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:29Sick costume bro.
01:02:32Right.
01:02:35I gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:40Sorry.
01:02:41Rules.
01:02:51Idiot.
01:02:55I have to get to her.
01:02:56Where is she?
01:03:00Stop being shy.
01:03:01You look hot.
01:03:05See?
01:03:08Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:09Why?
01:03:15Because I'm taking a point five and sending it to Lee.
01:03:22No.
01:03:22Yes!
01:03:29I gotta have her.
01:03:31I have to get to her.
01:03:32Where is it?
01:03:32Popping bottles with the models.
01:03:34Get like me.
01:03:35My wrist on pros.
01:03:36Never missing any meals.
01:03:37I feel like LeBron.
01:03:38Because I get the ring.
01:03:40If you're bad and you know it, you're my great twin.
01:03:42I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:45I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:45He opened it immediately.
01:03:47He's so whipped.
01:03:49Welcome to the party.
01:03:53I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:56He opened it immediately.
01:03:58He opened it immediately.
01:03:58He's so whipped.
01:04:00Welcome to the party.
01:04:04I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:04:31Sobhi, Sobhi, Sobhi, Sobhi
01:04:36Oh, yeah!
01:04:41Yo, this girl's crazy
01:04:47Yo, this girl's crazy
01:04:54Just give me a second, guys
01:05:00Did he come here?
01:05:01Just to keep an eye on me
01:05:06You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:08Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all
01:05:10That's a lie
01:05:12You talk?
01:05:16Come on, Sobhi, let's play Spin the Bottle
01:05:19I'm coming, my friend here's just leaving
01:05:22Actually, I'll join
01:05:24What? No
01:05:25The motivator!
01:05:34Who's going first?
01:05:37I'll spin
01:05:38Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:40I hope it lands on me
01:05:41He seems experienced
01:05:54Fuck
01:05:56Sophie and Luke to the closet
01:06:00What was the rule?
01:06:01As soon as the seven minutes are up
01:06:03I want out
01:06:18Can you talk like adults?
01:06:20Can you fuck like adults?
01:06:26You know, you dress like this makes me want to fuck you right here
01:06:48How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:14Can you do the dishes?
01:07:20Can you go back?
01:07:23That?
01:07:25Time's up?
01:07:26No? No? No? No?
01:07:29I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:32Now you'll wish you would affect me when you had the chance.
01:07:52So, how was it?
01:07:56Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:58I'm going to spin again.
01:08:02Sophie.
01:08:12Me?
01:08:13Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:15You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:17Come on, Noah.
01:08:29Okay, so...
01:08:30I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:32What?
01:08:33So, I'm going to embarrass myself.
01:08:35So, I'm warning you.
01:08:38You can relax.
01:08:39I wasn't going to kiss you anyway.
01:08:41Really?
01:08:42But, all the rumors.
01:08:44Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:47Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:51I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:53I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:57I'm so screwed.
01:09:00Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:03They're going to kill me.
01:09:05No, they're going to make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:07No no.
01:09:07They're going to make fun of me to death.
01:09:09Wait.
01:09:11I'll help you.
01:09:13How?
01:09:20It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:22Come on, virgin.
01:09:26They're going to call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:29We don't have time.
01:09:30Just come here.
01:09:33You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:34Really?
01:09:35You don't care?
01:09:38No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:40You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:43Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:49I owe you.
01:09:52Noah!
01:09:53Are you in there?
01:09:56Oh, yeah.
01:09:57Oh.
01:09:59It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:02Oh, yeah.
01:10:04All right, that's enough.
01:10:08Selfie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:11Okay, ready?
01:10:12It's working.
01:10:15Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:17He deserves it.
01:10:43What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:45The fuck were you doing in there with him?
01:10:48Well...
01:10:50First, I unzipped his pants.
01:10:52And then I saw his cock.
01:10:59I'm a liar.
01:11:01You don't know that.
01:11:06You know you belong to me.
01:11:09Correct.
01:11:13I'm out here, girl.
01:11:17I'm back up in the street.
01:11:21So I don't really got time to fuss and fight.
01:11:25No one should try.
01:11:26With you.
01:11:28I really got time.
01:11:29I.
01:11:32Get out.
01:11:43I need his arm.
01:11:46I don't want to.
01:11:50I don't want to.
01:11:54I don't want to.
01:12:09I don't want to.
01:12:15Me too.
01:12:17Okay?
01:12:18Okay?
01:12:29No.
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01:13:34Where are you here?
01:13:35No, they didn't tell me.
01:13:39Crap, it's here.
01:13:42Bitch, you don't believe this!
01:13:44Oh, God!
01:13:50No way.
01:13:51This is incredible.
01:13:53He's really a psycho.
01:13:55On the other hand, what he does for sex.
01:13:58Thanks for the sex!
01:14:04Don't you have any advice for me?
01:14:05No no.
01:14:06I'll do it a lot of times by my side.
01:14:09It's finally happening!
01:14:35No!
01:14:36You're doing amazing!
01:14:37Oh my God!
01:14:38Airport Fit said it!
01:14:39No, no, you don't.
01:14:47You do everything and everything!
01:14:48This is so psycho!
01:14:49Is all this enough for me?
01:14:53That's where the first times are!
01:14:57Are we on domestic or international today, sir?
01:15:01International!
01:15:41That?
01:15:42Are you crazy?
01:15:43You took me to Paris?
01:15:52Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:54I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:15:56and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:00Luke.
01:16:07Do you want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:09I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:16Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:34It's finally happening.
01:16:58I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:01You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:06Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:16Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:19She's all yours.
01:17:21Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:27Yes.
01:17:27We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:32I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:34We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:39Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:40Am I sorry?
01:17:43Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:48I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:56I'm so sorry.
01:17:57I don't know how this happened.
01:17:59I was trying to be safe.
01:18:02Wow.
01:18:03What do you think the odds are?
01:18:04Like, 1.6 in a hundred?
01:18:08You'd probably hate me.
01:18:11As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:15Graduation's in a month, and...
01:18:17I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:27Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:28It's not too much.
01:18:29I'm all in.
01:18:34I'm all in.
01:18:39You're nobody.
01:18:43Thanks for watching the video
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