#movie #hotdrama2026 #trending #bestmovie2026 #My Dad Is Poseidon FULL EP [High Quality] - BEST MOVIE 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34Music
01:01Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console? I'm going to go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:30But my king, even Poseidon himself, would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed, playing games, is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:36You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:51Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
04:56Oh!
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:07hey i put in a lot of work don't tell me you forgot leora i know you're in there
05:13nowhere left to run damn it he tracked me
05:29leora you're my fiance you belong with me come home get away dylan
05:38as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:45why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt you slept with someone who screwed up my plan
05:53oh so you're the genius who roofed her news flash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:01you talking to the boss like that punk
06:09so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:11you actually fuck this beach bomb shut in
06:21touch him again and you'll regret it her body's tainted now but her blood still has value can't
06:26push too hard yet
06:29i won't kill him but you're coming with me laura
06:35babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:44forget today ever happened go back to your life
07:00seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:13those assholes are back already what are you talking about
07:22hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:27or kneel and call me daddy
07:29dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:31keep acting tough jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:35even narius's seafo give him a wide burn
07:50you asked for this
08:04you one-shotted pants top an orcer who the hell are you
08:19asshole using my divine power to barbecue hope you die alone and miserable
08:25what are you whining about
08:28nothing
08:28heat's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:36molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:43huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:52mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea
08:54is that why he never comes to see me
08:57yeah baby
08:59but he retired recently
09:00we're gonna find him now
09:10i'm badly wounded
09:12i don't have much time
09:13find lily's real father
09:16leave her with him
09:18i just hope you two can live in peace
09:22far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:38there it is
09:46liara's wounded bad
09:47drag them both back to the dylan
09:49lifetime of easy living
09:56what the hell was that
09:58nothing
09:59just swapped a bug
10:03that girl from five years ago
10:05you came looking for me
10:08she's your daughter
10:10we need you now
10:13so you're my dad
10:14you're actually pretty handsome
10:16this aura
10:18she's got my blood
10:26who did this
10:27don't worry about it
10:28just keep lily safe
10:34mommy
10:35mommy
10:36mommy
10:54it's too late boss
10:55her heartbeats fading fast
11:11somebody help me
11:26give me a name
11:27leora
11:27who did this
11:29i'm going to tear them apart
11:32it was
11:54your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:57you're my fiance
11:58my property
11:59you filthy whore
12:01spread your legs for some stray dog
12:06but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:14no let go
12:17with nymph blood in my veins
12:20even olympus will bow to me
12:29i got careless
12:32diving near a shipwreck
12:33my fault
12:34shipwreck
12:36those cuts are surgical leora
12:38someone did this to you
12:42you're just a regular guy
12:44stay out of it
12:46boss
12:47soup's ready
12:54if i don't make it
12:56promise me you'll take care of lily
12:59she's all we have left
13:01she's safe
13:02now drink
13:05soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:13jack
13:13you
13:16ambrosia residue
13:17golden apple sap
13:19i studied this in grad's time
13:21greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:24where the hell did you get this
13:27more
13:28try it
13:39these ingredients
13:40plants
13:40where did you get them
13:47it's my first time meeting daddy
13:49i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:15what a lively little snack
14:18gulp you down
14:20and my power doubles
14:21i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:31you want more
14:32i've got a ton of it laying around
14:34this guy's luck is insane
14:38a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:43is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:46you're safe here liria
14:51we've got a kid together now
14:53i'm not letting anything touch
14:56you
14:57or lily
14:58jack
14:59i'm grateful but i
15:00daddy
15:01help
15:04something's trying to eat me
15:08lily's in trouble
15:15i i'm not tasty
15:17my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:20please don't eat me
15:25divine power runs through this girl
15:28devour you
15:30and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:35ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:37ha ha ha
15:38Oh, my God.
15:50Oh, my God.
16:07You disgusting freak.
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy.
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:16Mommy, touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha!
16:22You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait.
16:28The baby mama herself.
16:31Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:45Bitch!
16:50Jack, take Lily and run.
16:52Go!
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:09You, Posei?
17:12That kid's his.
17:14No wonder the power's so pure.
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:18If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya.
17:31Your powers are badass.
17:33You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me?
17:36No way.
17:37Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:40I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait.
17:42Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
17:47Whatever.
17:48Let's get home.
17:49That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time?
18:02Figures.
18:02He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:34He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:46My liege.
18:47Have mercy.
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter.
18:50I swear it.
18:50Please, spare my life.
18:52No problem.
18:53Thank you, my lord.
18:54Thank you for your mercy.
18:55Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show?
19:21My king!
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:24We swear!
19:24Listen to me.
19:26If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:34Yes!
19:35Yes, my liege!
19:37Yes!
19:47My love, since you refuse to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:06But Poseidon?
20:07Guy's long gone.
20:08Probably fish food in some trench.
20:11Right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:13Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:27The world's the same as ever.
20:29The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:47Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this.
21:16I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Hades' staff?
22:01One shot?
22:03The sea king!
22:04He's real!
22:07Hades!
22:08You hiding?
22:09Come out!
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:13One!
22:15Two!
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss!
22:28This bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:38You're done.
22:39Get out.
22:40In front of Poseidon.
22:42You're ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:01I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:09Everyone!
23:10Drop what you're doing!
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:14Every resource, every contact.
23:16Now!
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:40Kid comes with us alive.
23:41She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:44Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:00Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha ha!
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold, or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy?
24:23Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:57This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now!
25:01I'll go with you, on one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:06No, Mommy!
25:07I'm not leaving you!
25:19Kid's mine.
25:21You die.
25:24You poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog.
25:31The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:35Give up!
25:37You've gone too far.
25:38You've gone too far.
25:39Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:44You're wounded.
25:46You're wounded.
25:46Poisoned.
25:48Done.
25:49The kid's coming with me.
25:53Don't touch her!
25:54Come at me!
25:56Feisty one.
25:58Dylan wants you dead.
26:00But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:09Such a pretty face.
26:11All mine now.
26:15Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:25Lily, Lily, run!
26:28Get out of here!
26:32Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:43Lily!
27:04You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:09My poison.
27:15Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:20You okay, babe?
27:23So you're the boyfriend.
27:24Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:44Jack.
27:45Keep Lily safe.
27:46Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:48Shut up and go!
27:50Now!
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:07Run all you want!
28:08My pack tears you both apart!
28:10Run all you want!
28:24Run all you want!
28:25Run all you want!
28:30Run all you want!
28:31Run all you want!
28:31Run all you want!
28:31Run all you want!
28:32Run all you want!
28:32Run all you want!
28:32Run all you want!
28:36Run all you want!
28:37Run all you want!
29:00Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:07Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:08We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid.
29:18I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:51You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human.
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:02Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily.
30:23You can turn around now.
30:27Daddy?
30:28What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:42Don't move.
30:43Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys.
30:45I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily.
30:57No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:13I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn.
31:28You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:36For Jack and Lily.
31:37Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:52Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:03Just leave.
32:05Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe.
32:34Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:50End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine!
33:24I'll oblige!
33:25You're not even a full-69.
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:04This... can't be...
34:30Ancient Ekethra!
34:32The coastal legend monster?
34:34Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha!
34:38Our boss has real backing!
34:40He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us!
34:48We're finished!
34:50Don't worry darling, things might turn around!
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured!
34:54Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant!
35:00They're here for me!
35:01Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you!
35:06Stop saying that Jack!
35:07Look around, we're surrounded, we could actually die here!
35:16My lords!
35:17Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature!
35:25You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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