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00:00:01Bolt.
00:00:02This experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:06What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:11Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:30Listen up, I got something to say.
00:00:32They work!
00:00:33Well, well.
00:00:34If it isn't dorky, Denise and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:43Nope.
00:00:44No, that wasn't it.
00:00:46All right here.
00:00:51Ah, got him again.
00:00:53It's too easy.
00:00:54Look, the pool's closed today, okay?
00:00:55So we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:57Tomorrow is swim team captain trials and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:07All muscle, no brains.
00:01:09What'd you say to him?
00:01:10Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like I care?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:17Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:01:18Don't touch that, it's a very delicate compound!
00:01:20Oh, it's so delicate!
00:01:21You're kidding, you should hand it over to me, my guy.
00:01:22Seriously, get your beautiful manly hands off of that.
00:01:25Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise!
00:01:26No, it's my lab!
00:01:28Fine, have it!
00:01:30No!
00:01:50Oh my god, Denise!
00:01:52I told you you can't get any of your nerd on me. Oh, you're so gonna regret this. Hey, relax
00:01:57guys
00:01:58Mercury's in retrograde and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos. Fine
00:02:03But I'm gonna remember this. She's such a jerk. Oh, you such a jerk. Oh
00:02:08Bye Denise
00:02:10The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her
00:02:18Denise wait
00:02:21Bro, I got it all on my camera. No way
00:02:24Let's see. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is embarrassing. She's gonna probably be alone her entire life her
00:02:35and her
00:02:35950 cats. I was looking for you all day
00:02:39Okay, I'm effing humiliated
00:02:41No one likes me. That's not true Denise. I like you. You don't get it. I mean look at you
00:02:47You're handsome. You're cool. You've been at school for like six years
00:03:19Everyone likes you. It's been seven years
00:03:22Incoming!
00:03:26Incoming!
00:03:27Paris! Lights out!
00:03:30Denise
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true
00:03:34I wish I wasn't such a nerd
00:03:37I'm so glad I'm not a nerd
00:03:48I'm so glad I'm not a nerd
00:04:24Oh my god
00:04:26I'm a woman!
00:04:31I'm not a nerd
00:04:32I'm a woman!
00:04:32Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:04:35We swap bodies with Denise!
00:05:08What the hell did you do to me?
00:05:10Me?
00:05:10I didn't do anything.
00:05:11In fact, I think that this is all your fault.
00:05:14You need to change me back right now.
00:05:16I don't think I can live the rest of my life with these things.
00:05:19Okay, what did you...
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels?
00:05:23Those are my grandma's.
00:05:24I think they're cute.
00:05:26Cute?
00:05:27They're so tall.
00:05:28I've never worn those a day in my life.
00:05:30If I want to go to the beach naked, it's my life.
00:05:32100%.
00:05:33What are you doing, Tracy?
00:05:35Billy!
00:05:36Hey, babe.
00:05:40Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
00:05:42Maybe I kiss them, bringing it back to your senses.
00:05:47Um, hold that thought.
00:05:50We need to talk.
00:05:51Like, right now.
00:05:57Excuse me.
00:05:58Did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me?
00:06:00He's always such a horndog.
00:06:01Maybe he got neutered.
00:06:06You're changing us back right now!
00:06:08Okay, don't panic.
00:06:09It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum...
00:06:11Not!
00:06:11God, speak English!
00:06:13Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other.
00:06:16Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together.
00:06:19Hypothetically speaking, yes.
00:06:20But how?
00:06:20Like this.
00:06:22Oh, God.
00:06:26Oh, God.
00:06:28Oh, God.
00:06:29Fire.
00:06:31Fire.
00:06:32Fire.
00:06:32Fire.
00:06:38Oh, God.
00:06:41The door's locked!
00:06:42Oh my god, we're gonna die in here!
00:06:45Oh my god, stop being such a drama queen!
00:06:47It's literally just the drama!
00:06:48It's not! It's gonna burn the whole school down!
00:06:50We're gonna die in here!
00:06:51Oh my god, no!
00:06:58Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
00:07:09This is unbelievable!
00:07:10Mr. Miller!
00:07:12Ms. Weiner!
00:07:13My office!
00:07:14Now!
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days.
00:07:39It's his fault!
00:07:40It's her fault!
00:07:41Excuse me?
00:07:42Nothing.
00:07:44Now, since you two single-handedly destroyed the prom, you're gonna redecorate it.
00:07:49I hate the prom.
00:07:50Decorating's like girl stuff.
00:07:53Which I love to do because I am a girl.
00:07:57If you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom, you will be expelled.
00:08:02I can't do that today, okay? I have a science test that's worth half of my grade.
00:08:06And I have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain.
00:08:09I mean, Denise does.
00:08:11I don't know what's wrong with you two, and I really don't care.
00:08:14But if I see you separated for anything other than class and to fix the prom, you are out of
00:08:19my school.
00:08:20Got it?
00:08:24I asked you two a question!
00:08:27Yes.
00:08:28Yes, Principal Rainmaker.
00:08:29Good.
00:08:30Now shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship.
00:08:41Shake hands!
00:08:43Now get out of my office!
00:08:46Now!
00:09:04You did this on purpose!
00:09:05You just know I'm uber popular and you're so uncool!
00:09:09Oh, well if I had the power to do that, then I would use it for something better than you!
00:09:13You need to put us back together.
00:09:14Oh my god, you're right.
00:09:16We need glue.
00:09:18We need glue!
00:09:20We need glue!
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:25Um, yeah.
00:09:25No.
00:09:26Not that type of glue.
00:09:27I'm talking about a quantum glue.
00:09:28A transference of matter.
00:09:30That'll generate a-
00:09:31Okay.
00:09:31Stop speaking nerd on ease.
00:09:33Um, if we were to hug, then our brains might release oxytocin, which is the bonding chemical,
00:09:39and that could reset our energy fields.
00:09:41You want me to hug you?
00:09:42For scientific purposes only.
00:09:44Don't get too excited.
00:09:45I'm sure you're the excited one.
00:09:47I know you've always had a crush on me.
00:09:48Okay.
00:09:49No.
00:09:49I've actually never had a crush on you.
00:09:51But I totally do have a crush on him.
00:09:52I just can't let him find out.
00:09:58Okay.
00:09:59Don't make it weird.
00:10:00Come here, bro.
00:10:01I'm gonna-
00:10:01I'm gonna approach.
00:10:03And I'm gonna-
00:10:03I'm gonna go-
00:10:05Okay.
00:10:05Nice.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:23Nope.
00:10:24I still have the wrong reproductive appendage.
00:10:26Well, clearly he's excited.
00:10:28And it's called a dick.
00:10:29I'd like to have it back, please.
00:10:30Oh, you think I like being stuck with this thing between my legs?
00:10:34How do you make it go down?
00:10:35Think of dead puppies.
00:10:36Or Miss Chadwick the English teacher naked.
00:10:38Oh.
00:10:39Oh.
00:10:39Ew.
00:10:41See?
00:10:43Now, don't you have one of those, like, science experiments that you can change us back?
00:10:46Swim trails are today and promised tonight and my girlfriend is counting on me to show up as me!
00:10:50Okay, stop yelling at me!
00:10:51Who else am I supposed to yell at any-
00:10:52I don't know!
00:10:53Not me!
00:10:54Oh!
00:11:06You hit me!
00:11:07I did.
00:11:08And I'm a girl!
00:11:10I'm sorry.
00:11:11Can I-
00:11:11You look okay.
00:11:13Now who's the bully?
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:18Let's just move on from this, okay?
00:11:19We can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom.
00:11:24Seriously, I- I cannot be expelled.
00:11:27Fine.
00:11:28Well, just start with the palm trees.
00:11:32Okay, palm trees.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Excuse me.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:45Palm trees.
00:11:51Hey, what are you doing?
00:11:53Why are you painting it before you even cut it out?
00:11:55Cause it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:57Well, that wasn't clear.
00:11:58Oh, well, you weren't clear.
00:11:59Why am I getting so much backlash?
00:12:01Why are you offended by everything?
00:12:02I just want clear direction!
00:12:08That clear enough for you?
00:12:15Crystal.
00:12:29I wanna run, I'm just gonna be there.
00:12:33Some boys, they act too overconfident.
00:12:37So girls, let's make them wait behind the dead.
00:12:42Some cancer, just much better.
00:12:45Oh no!
00:12:46It's my favorite jersey.
00:12:47Take it off so we can walk it.
00:12:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, turn it up.
00:12:54Push it back, push it back, don't stand.
00:12:56Push it back, push it back, push it back.
00:13:01Enough!
00:13:02Enough!
00:13:02No more games.
00:13:04We gotta...
00:13:06Okay, we gotta finish this up before we get stuck.
00:13:10Be careful, it's a little slip.
00:13:11Okay.
00:13:30You know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back?
00:13:35Maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug.
00:13:39What's stronger than a hug?
00:13:41A kiss.
00:13:43You wanna kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change us back, it's worth a try.
00:13:48Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out.
00:13:51Okay, so...
00:13:53We'll kiss.
00:13:54Ready?
00:13:56Ready.
00:13:57Set?
00:13:58Set.
00:14:04And here we go.
00:14:23It's not what you think.
00:14:24You're cheating on me with Denise?
00:14:25The human tampon of Hyzer High?
00:14:27Wait, you take that back.
00:14:28You're actually defending her?
00:14:31We're done.
00:14:32Find a new problem date.
00:14:38You got me dumped!
00:14:39Okay, I mean, let's just fix it.
00:14:43Ow!
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45To get my life back.
00:14:46Well, if Principal Rainmaker finds out that we're not working together,
00:14:49we're gonna be expelled and-
00:14:50MMMH!
00:14:54MMMMH!
00:14:57Oh, God!
00:14:59Shoot!
00:15:05Honey, what?
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare.
00:15:09Honey, please.
00:15:10This is a huge mistake.
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:12Okay, pause off and drop your head.
00:15:15Say I'm a whore for homework!
00:15:18Vixen, please, just hear me out.
00:15:22Vixen!
00:15:24Vixen, stop.
00:15:25Vixen, stop.
00:15:28Stop.
00:15:30You've done enough damage already.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:38So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen.
00:15:44Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:47Billy, I knew you used to love me.
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you.
00:15:50No.
00:15:52What?
00:15:53Is my makeup smeared?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect.
00:16:02You know what, Billy?
00:16:03Billy, you have bossed everyone around for years.
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side.
00:16:10You can't just leave me here.
00:16:11We were ordered to work together.
00:16:12Yeah, you had no problem leaving me.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more.
00:16:20No.
00:16:23Okay, just, just, just, just walk.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:33Billy, it turns me on when you put other girls in that place.
00:16:36Oh, wow.
00:16:37That's cool.
00:16:38Um, hey.
00:16:40Why don't we go to class?
00:16:42Shh.
00:16:43Not until, I think.
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but, okay.
00:16:52Ah, here.
00:16:53And you're gonna go right there.
00:16:54Billy.
00:16:55Um.
00:16:56What?
00:16:56What's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared.
00:16:58I just don't feel myself.
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not up?
00:17:07Oh, I, uh, I, what?
00:17:11I, I have to fly my kite.
00:17:17What?
00:17:17I'm gonna be back.
00:17:19What is wrong with you?
00:17:23Why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:27Move, sir.
00:17:32Oh, my.
00:17:33Oh, God.
00:17:35Excuse me.
00:17:36Sorry.
00:17:37Stupid button.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:39Sorry.
00:17:40All right.
00:17:40Sorry.
00:17:40I need your help.
00:17:41Please.
00:17:42Help with what?
00:17:43Beating up freshmen?
00:17:44Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy.
00:17:45No, Billy and I have to decorate for the prom
00:17:47or I'm gonna get expelled.
00:17:48But you are, Billy.
00:17:49No.
00:17:50Oh, no, no.
00:17:51I'm Denise.
00:17:52I'm your best friend.
00:17:53Oh, please.
00:17:55I'm serious.
00:17:56Billy and I, we swapped bodies last night.
00:18:03Billy, I was willing to listen to you,
00:18:05but instead you come to me lying
00:18:06with this ridiculous story.
00:18:14I'm being serious.
00:18:17Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me.
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours
00:18:21and I'm already a complete and total slut.
00:18:23Of course, Vixen tried to make out with you.
00:18:25She's your girlfriend.
00:18:27Remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I still can't believe I woke up with this thing
00:18:32between my legs.
00:18:34Oh, in all seriousness, though,
00:18:35like how do you pee without accidentally
00:18:36hosing yourself in the face
00:18:37because I cannot figure it out?
00:18:39It's early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay, look, look, look, look, look, okay.
00:18:43Maybe, maybe.
00:18:45If I just show you it,
00:18:46like you can help me figure this thing out
00:18:47because I do not know how it works.
00:18:48Oh, my God!
00:18:53Don't have any other pudding.
00:18:55It's bad.
00:18:58Are you kidding me?
00:19:00Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry.
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:05Nice try,
00:19:06but I'm not falling for the
00:19:07look at your drunk cranky pulled on me in eighth grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11You didn't know that
00:19:13Billy bullied you?
00:19:15Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:18Actually,
00:19:19he's not pretending.
00:19:21Or,
00:19:22she's not pretending.
00:19:24And,
00:19:25yes,
00:19:26you're right.
00:19:27I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot, actually.
00:19:30And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait, wait, what?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:33We swapped bodies.
00:19:35And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up,
00:19:37I had these.
00:19:40This is Bishon.
00:19:41I mean,
00:19:41oh, my God.
00:19:42I knew I had sick powers,
00:19:43but I didn't know I could do something like this.
00:19:44This is so badass.
00:19:45This is epic.
00:19:46This is...
00:19:47Wait, I did what?
00:19:52Whoa!
00:19:53Oh, my God.
00:19:53Buddy.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57Maybe he has, like,
00:19:58low blood sugar or something.
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00No, juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice is better.
00:20:03Juice.
00:20:04Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06I got your juice.
00:20:07Here we go.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11There it is.
00:20:12Oh, my God.
00:20:13I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:14I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:17Bolt,
00:20:18what did you mean by
00:20:19oh, no,
00:20:20what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish
00:20:23upon a star
00:20:24and, uh,
00:20:26this amulet.
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35I wish that would help
00:20:36all Denise's wishes come true.
00:20:37If you don't un-wish this wish
00:20:38right now,
00:20:39I am going to rearrange your face.
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:45Okay?
00:20:46You're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:49I'm like the real Harry Potter
00:20:51just with abs.
00:20:52Magic isn't real.
00:20:53How dare you?
00:20:53Science was actually mistaken
00:20:54for magic for, like, centuries.
00:20:56So, um, yeah.
00:20:57Actually, it is a possibility.
00:20:58Damn right it is.
00:21:00You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:04He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:07You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:12I'm going to need a silver fork
00:21:13for focus.
00:21:15Hot sauce for passion.
00:21:16Did you say hot dog?
00:21:20Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And, uh, pancakes.
00:21:23You need to say how many pancakes?
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection.
00:21:27All right, hold on, you two.
00:21:29Because I'm about to put you back
00:21:30where you truly belong.
00:21:32Hot doggis.
00:21:33Pancakis.
00:21:34Ketchupis.
00:21:35Mustardis.
00:21:36Sugar, we're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of carbs and chaos,
00:21:40return these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:44It's working.
00:21:46How the fuck did I know?
00:21:50It's working.
00:21:52I'm doing magic.
00:21:54It's working.
00:22:07This doesn't look like decorating to me.
00:22:08You have ten seconds to explain yourself
00:22:10or this will be your last thing at Hausa High.
00:22:14Principal Raymaker, it's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Boat, I didn't know you'd be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:21You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you don't lost your rabid-ass mind.
00:22:25Get off my table.
00:22:26And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the A.C.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:31So I can't do magic?
00:22:33Principal Raymaker,
00:22:34we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:38We just expanded our team
00:22:40to include Bolt
00:22:41for his, uh,
00:22:43his styling expertise, of course.
00:22:47Delegation.
00:22:48Mm-hmm.
00:22:49Good.
00:22:49Keep it up.
00:22:51Oh!
00:22:52What else?
00:22:58So that spell you did was fake?
00:23:00I swear, I thought it was working.
00:23:01I mean,
00:23:02maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:05Bolt?
00:23:06You have to switch us back.
00:23:09Uh-oh.
00:23:11Uh-oh.
00:23:12What do you mean, uh-oh?
00:23:13I feel something weird.
00:23:14Down here.
00:23:16Oh, no.
00:23:17Oh, no.
00:23:18Billy.
00:23:18I think...
00:23:19Oh, no.
00:23:20I think I'm about to have my...
00:23:22I'm about to have your technically mine,
00:23:24but it's in your...
00:23:24I'm about to have...
00:23:25Oh, my God.
00:23:26No!
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman.
00:23:36Okay, relax.
00:23:37Relax.
00:23:38It's not my time of the month,
00:23:40so you probably just have to pee.
00:23:41I haven't done that yet.
00:23:43You haven't peed all day?
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful
00:23:45and not look at you down there.
00:23:47Oh, well, that's kind of sweet.
00:23:50Um,
00:23:51well, there's a bathroom down the hall
00:23:53that you can use if you want to.
00:23:54I would go,
00:23:55and we'll meet up after class.
00:23:57All the sitting down.
00:23:59How do you girls do it?
00:24:03I'd be sitting down sometimes.
00:24:05Ooh.
00:24:15Well, whoa.
00:24:16Look who it is.
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit.
00:24:19Sorry to bother you.
00:24:22I just need to use the bathroom.
00:24:27You're not going anywhere.
00:24:29Please let me go.
00:24:30If you need to pee,
00:24:31pee.
00:24:33Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:37Maybe you need another one.
00:24:41Hey, girls.
00:24:43Vixen, I know you're nice.
00:24:45I am nice.
00:24:45To people I like.
00:24:48Trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man,
00:24:57you science prep psycho.
00:25:02I think you need a few more.
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:06We got to get to class.
00:25:08One sec.
00:25:10Look,
00:25:10you're really again,
00:25:11and you won't walk out of here alive.
00:25:27Oh, my.
00:25:28Gee.
00:25:29Billy,
00:25:30what are you doing?
00:25:32Oh, my God.
00:25:33What the hell happened to me?
00:25:34My girlfriend just beat the crap out of me
00:25:37because she thought I was you
00:25:38trying to steal you
00:25:39from me
00:25:41for
00:25:41her
00:25:42for
00:25:42you.
00:25:45What?
00:25:46Vixen actually bullied me.
00:25:47Obviously.
00:25:48She always bullies me.
00:25:49I'm sorry she always bullies you,
00:25:50but please help me.
00:25:52I couldn't go to class.
00:25:53You skipped my math class?
00:25:54You don't expect me to walk into class
00:25:55looking like this.
00:25:56Maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback.
00:25:58If you don't help me
00:25:59and drop this attitude,
00:26:02I'll drop this blouse.
00:26:05What?
00:26:05I'll go streaking across campus,
00:26:07and then we'll see
00:26:07if the stripper of Heiser High
00:26:09gets into college.
00:26:11You wouldn't.
00:26:17One.
00:26:18You're bluffing.
00:26:20Two.
00:26:22Billy,
00:26:22think about this, okay?
00:26:23You don't actually want to do this,
00:26:24Billy.
00:26:24Three.
00:26:25You don't.
00:26:25Oh, my God, no!
00:26:27No, no, no!
00:26:27Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:29Stop!
00:26:29Okay?
00:26:29You win, okay?
00:26:31I will help you.
00:26:32Let's just...
00:26:32Let's get you away from everybody
00:26:35and speed back up.
00:26:37Thank you so much.
00:26:39Out of your mind, Billy.
00:26:41Look, I didn't know
00:26:42how mean my friends could be
00:26:44until I was on the other side of it.
00:26:48I'm sorry.
00:26:50Whatever.
00:26:52Let's just...
00:26:52maybe go decorate for the prom, I guess.
00:26:54I'm on condition.
00:26:55Come back.
00:26:57Stop acting like grades
00:26:58are all you got, man.
00:26:59Grades are all that I've got.
00:27:01You could be anything you want to be.
00:27:03Prom queen,
00:27:05student council,
00:27:06literally anything.
00:27:08Yeah, sure.
00:27:09Maybe in an alternate dimension.
00:27:10We are in an alternate dimension.
00:27:12Look, you got brains and beauty.
00:27:14Something Vixen and all the other girls
00:27:15are so jealous of.
00:27:17Yeah, they're actually jealous of me.
00:27:19Yes!
00:27:20I mean...
00:27:21Why have you been hiding this body?
00:27:23God.
00:27:25Okay, well, it's not like
00:27:25I'm hiding something.
00:27:27See this?
00:27:29Yes, you have.
00:27:31Now.
00:27:32Come on.
00:27:33Feel it.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Oh my God, no!
00:27:34That kind of touching
00:27:35is totally inappropriate.
00:27:36Bro, it's literally your body
00:27:38I'm trying to get you to appreciate.
00:27:43Okay, I just...
00:27:45I guess I've never
00:27:48like saw myself as...
00:27:49Sexy?
00:27:51It's just not respectable
00:27:52to be valued only for your looks.
00:27:54Okay, real beauty,
00:27:55it's on the inside.
00:27:57Stop being such a prude
00:27:58and go with it.
00:28:11You're gorgeous.
00:28:13Looking this good
00:28:15isn't vanity.
00:28:16It's power.
00:28:18Maybe I could show you
00:28:20how to use it.
00:28:31Excuse me!
00:28:33What in the 50 shades of gray
00:28:35is going on here?
00:28:36We're just doing
00:28:38an anatomy lesson.
00:28:39Yeah, I was wondering
00:28:40where my kidneys were.
00:28:41I think they're in here, right?
00:28:42Yep, right there.
00:28:43Perfect, thanks for the lesson.
00:28:44My spell really did work.
00:28:46You two really
00:28:47are falling in love.
00:28:49No, we're not.
00:28:50No, we're not.
00:28:51Sure.
00:28:52Then why are you
00:28:53playing doctor
00:28:54on the football field?
00:28:55And why is Denise so
00:28:58busted?
00:28:59My girlfriend
00:29:00just beat the shit
00:29:01out of me.
00:29:03Please tell me
00:29:03you have better clothes
00:29:04for me to change into.
00:29:05Did you check
00:29:05the lost and found?
00:29:06There's some pretty
00:29:07good shit in there.
00:29:09I can glam you two up later.
00:29:11Thanks, Paul.
00:29:12Oh, and one small detail
00:29:14to add some more pressure
00:29:15to your day.
00:29:16We have our driving test
00:29:17after school
00:29:18in the back parking lot
00:29:19during a study break.
00:29:21Oh, good luck.
00:29:23Driving test?
00:29:25I can't drive!
00:29:31What?
00:29:32What?
00:29:36Welcome back, welcome back.
00:29:38My hip is rubber sad.
00:29:40I don't need a match.
00:29:41I don't need a lighter,
00:29:42but we don't fight.
00:29:43Yeah, that's a fact.
00:29:44Whoa!
00:29:45Whoa!
00:29:53That lost and found box
00:29:54really saved the day, huh?
00:29:55Ow!
00:29:58I look amazing, don't I?
00:29:59Yeah, the category's
00:30:00called Britney Bitch.
00:30:12This is a bad idea.
00:30:14People drive cars
00:30:15every day.
00:30:16Get in.
00:30:17It's not that difficult.
00:30:20Bull, get in.
00:30:21No, no, no, no.
00:30:21I'm not dying today.
00:30:22Bull, come on.
00:30:23I need you just in case
00:30:25he kills us?
00:30:25Yeah, I took driver's ed
00:30:27with Billy before
00:30:27and the instructor
00:30:29he's still in therapy.
00:30:31Get your pretty boy
00:30:32butt in the car
00:30:33and strap yourself in.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:48I can't take this.
00:30:49Billy, Billy, Billy.
00:30:50Get back here.
00:30:55Oh, it's right.
00:30:55I suck.
00:30:56If you're seriously sorry
00:30:57about all of the bullying
00:30:58you've done over these years,
00:30:59then you will do this for me.
00:31:00I cannot drive to school
00:31:01in my mom's station wagon
00:31:02for another year.
00:31:04Everyone already thinks
00:31:04I'm a big enough nerd as it is.
00:31:06God, you're not a nerd.
00:31:08You're actually kind of cool.
00:31:10I am.
00:31:11I'll take your cream pies.
00:31:12Put the car in dry
00:31:13before I throw up.
00:31:20So this is how I die today.
00:31:21My dad's convertible
00:31:22was shit upholstery.
00:31:23Shut up.
00:31:24Not used to this car yet.
00:31:44Yep, we're clear.
00:31:45It's all clear.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:47Let's move out.
00:31:49Gently.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:03My grandma drives faster than this.
00:32:05And she's dead.
00:32:14Why did we stop?
00:32:15The car was parking.
00:32:16Because we're in a parking lot.
00:32:18Okay, do you see that?
00:32:20That right there?
00:32:21That spot.
00:32:22Yeah?
00:32:22Go parking.
00:32:24Parallel parking?
00:32:25Fuck no.
00:32:26That's my weak spot, man.
00:32:29Listen to him.
00:32:32You've got this.
00:32:34My faith in you.
00:32:44Oh, my God.
00:32:45Oh, my God.
00:32:46Billy, stop.
00:32:47Stop.
00:32:48Stop.
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:54I think that's enough
00:32:55driving lessons for today.
00:32:57Dear diary,
00:32:58today I almost died
00:32:58from vehicular manslaughter.
00:33:00You tried your best, Billy.
00:33:03That's all that matters.
00:33:04You're not disappointed in me?
00:33:07No.
00:33:09No.
00:33:10You're okay at my book.
00:33:12I'll repay you for this.
00:33:17No one's ever going to bully you again.
00:33:23I'm going to run for prom queen.
00:33:25Oh, and you're going to win.
00:33:28What?
00:33:29No.
00:33:30Billy, no.
00:33:31You're all good today.
00:33:32No.
00:33:32No.
00:33:33Billy, you can't do this.
00:33:34Billy.
00:33:36Today's winning for prom queen.
00:33:39I like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone.
00:33:41But he's trying to turn me into somebody that I'm not.
00:33:43Someone that's confident, attractive, someone who's actually trying to have fun.
00:33:48Tragic.
00:33:48Are you actually taking Billy's side right now?
00:33:50What's the worst that's going to happen?
00:33:51I lose.
00:33:53Everybody hates me.
00:33:54Sweetheart.
00:33:55Besides me, everyone already does hate you.
00:33:57Oh, thanks.
00:33:58Oh.
00:33:59All right, come on.
00:33:59We've got to get to class.
00:34:00Lucky for you, it's with me.
00:34:02What?
00:34:03What class?
00:34:04Trig?
00:34:05History.
00:34:05No.
00:34:06It's my favorite one of the day.
00:34:08Dee.
00:34:09You ever take a shower with a group of boys?
00:34:12It's fun.
00:34:13You're going to love it.
00:34:14I'll see you there.
00:34:31Hey, what's up?
00:34:33Kitty!
00:34:35Hey, we should play a game called Find Each Other's Locker.
00:34:39I found yours.
00:34:40Here's mine.
00:34:41We do not have time for this.
00:34:4225, Mike.
00:34:43Come on, get your act together.
00:34:46Thanks, Kenny.
00:34:47Nailed it.
00:34:48I cannot stop itching.
00:34:50Look at this.
00:34:52Oh!
00:34:53It's plastic.
00:34:54Fungal overgrowth of the inguinal region.
00:34:58Um, tinea curis.
00:35:01Tinea who?
00:35:02Jock itch.
00:35:04Okay?
00:35:04You need antifungal cream everywhere.
00:35:08Like, now.
00:35:10Okay?
00:35:11When did you get so smart?
00:35:13It's almost like you got another brain.
00:35:15Dingo!
00:35:16Dingo!
00:35:17Dingo!
00:35:18You're welcome, Kenny.
00:35:20Thanks, man.
00:35:23Ladies!
00:35:24This is P.E.
00:35:25Not home ec.
00:35:26I want those clothes off, those Speedos on, and your grizzly butts in that pool in, uh...
00:35:32One minute.
00:35:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:35:34Miller!
00:35:35Swim trials on the day.
00:35:37I want you to be the new team captain.
00:35:41Yeah, Miller!
00:35:42Yeah!
00:35:43Yeah!
00:35:44Go, Miller!
00:35:45Go, Miller!
00:35:45Go, Billy!
00:35:46Go, Billy!
00:35:46Mmm!
00:35:47You got it, Coach!
00:35:48Woo!
00:35:49All right, guys.
00:35:50Bring any bananas on, uh, three, eh?
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:52All right.
00:35:53One, two, three.
00:35:54Bananas!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:57Go!
00:35:57Here we go.
00:35:58Here we go.
00:36:00Here we go.
00:36:02Here we go.
00:36:05I got 500.
00:36:06I heard this.
00:36:07Wait.
00:36:08Let's get it.
00:36:08Let's get it.
00:36:09Here on my PR.
00:36:18Okay, my little mermaids.
00:36:20Let's see if you're as bad as you look.
00:36:23Time to get in the pool.
00:36:24On your mark.
00:36:29Get set.
00:36:36Denise.
00:36:37Denise.
00:36:38If you don't practice now, you're gonna drown with the trials.
00:36:42Okay.
00:36:43Well, please don't make me do this.
00:36:44I-I-I can't-I can't swim.
00:36:46All right, we can think of something else.
00:36:48Really?
00:36:49Nope.
00:36:50Oh!
00:36:50Oh!
00:36:51Oh!
00:36:51Oh!
00:36:52Oh!
00:36:52Oh!
00:36:53Oh!
00:36:55Oh!
00:36:58You're the worst!
00:36:59I hate you!
00:37:00Listen, I'm gonna hypnotize you, okay?
00:37:02Billy's body is gonna be used to the water.
00:37:04On to.
00:37:05On to.
00:37:06Into.
00:37:07What?
00:37:08Out to.
00:37:08Into.
00:37:10Out to.
00:37:10Out to.
00:37:11Out to.
00:37:11There you go.
00:37:12Into.
00:37:13All right, now you're gonna swim in the end.
00:37:16There you go.
00:37:17I'm good.
00:37:18Now, we're gonna get to the end of the pool.
00:37:21It's gonna be stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:23Down there?
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26Okay.
00:37:26You got it?
00:37:27You're gonna stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:29Okay.
00:37:30Glide, kick.
00:37:31All right, give it a run.
00:37:36I'm good.
00:37:38Kick.
00:37:39Kumbayaba.
00:37:40Two.
00:37:41Come on.
00:37:42I'm swimming!
00:37:44Let's go Billy!
00:37:45I'm swimming!
00:37:47You got it?
00:37:48Keep it up.
00:37:49Into.
00:37:50Out to.
00:37:51There you go.
00:37:52Good job.
00:37:54Ha!
00:37:54Ha!
00:38:01Ha!
00:38:01Oh my god.
00:38:02It's swimming.
00:38:02I grew up so fast.
00:38:08Ha!
00:38:11Hey, highs are high, bananas!
00:38:14Denise for prom queen.
00:38:17Denise for prom queen.
00:38:19Ah!
00:38:19My mom!
00:38:21Summer.
00:38:21I wanted some...
00:38:22I'm having that picture.
00:38:23It's running for you!
00:38:24You just serve.
00:38:29I would never vote for you oh you will unless you want everyone to find out
00:38:36about your little date with the vacuum cleaner
00:38:42welcome weasel it was only what it was only it how do you know about that
00:38:47oh vote for me no one else will and that goes for the rest of you like Paul and
00:38:58his stepmom pics or RJ and his little make-out set with the mascot
00:39:23Billy Johnny Billy Johnny somebody grab a lifesaver I got a coach
00:39:37Billy Billy Johnny
00:39:39he's drowning
00:39:41he's drowning
00:39:45Billy Billy
00:39:47Billy
00:39:47oh
00:39:55oh
00:39:57oh
00:39:59oh
00:40:00oh
00:40:27Oh
00:40:28Not letting either of us drum
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here, get up. You want an invitation? Get up!
00:40:40I wanna know, why is Miller not swimming like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool with no swimsuit and no training
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain. Mercury's in retrograde, so
00:40:52Bolt, I do not have time for your astrological bullshit right now
00:40:55But it's true, the gravitational pull is just distorting perception
00:40:58So it made it look like Denise is actually better than Pilly
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:04But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune
00:41:07Which is the planet of confusion
00:41:09You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way, Coach Finlands
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah
00:41:19For me?
00:41:22Aquarius like rain, like a ray maker
00:41:24Oh yes
00:41:25Me? And her?
00:41:27That big bat?
00:41:28That's really straight of you
00:41:31Alright, you two, meet me in the gym
00:41:32I love it
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey
00:41:41Hey
00:41:42Um, your clothes should be pretty dry
00:41:44Now
00:41:45Sorry that you got all wet
00:41:46I'm sorry I got you in it this month
00:41:49It's, it's all good
00:41:50I mean I really should learn how to swim
00:41:51So, thank you again for saving me
00:41:54Alright, you two, we got a prom to decorate
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now
00:41:58I like you too much
00:42:02You're alright
00:42:06He's right
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were
00:42:10Thanks
00:42:10I think
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself
00:42:14You know
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny
00:42:16And you're like way smarter than I thought you were
00:42:19And you're really cute
00:42:21And like a, like a socially acceptable
00:42:23Like, like in a subjective sort of way
00:42:24It's
00:42:26Never mind
00:42:27No, no, I feel the same way
00:42:33You do?
00:42:35Yeah
00:42:37I do
00:42:40Cool
00:42:45Um
00:42:47Prom
00:42:48Yeah
00:42:49Prom
00:42:50Um
00:42:54Who are you even going with anyway?
00:42:56I'm, I'm not going actually
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really
00:43:03I think I'd rather just stay at home
00:43:05Like, watch football or something
00:43:07No, then
00:43:08Like, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:15Denise
00:43:16Denise
00:43:16You know I have a girlfriend
00:43:18Yeah
00:43:19Yes
00:43:20Yes I do
00:43:21Vixen
00:43:23Yeah
00:43:24Um
00:43:25And she's great
00:43:26By the way
00:43:27I'm
00:43:28Gonna
00:43:29I'm just
00:43:30Gonna meet up with you
00:43:31And I'm gonna see you soon
00:43:32Okay, we're just gonna pull a step
00:43:33Okay
00:43:37Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy
00:43:40She's never asked a guy to pass assault
00:43:42Other than prom
00:43:44Yeah, she was serious
00:43:47Let's go, Slugger
00:44:04No
00:44:12Vixen, what are you doing?
00:44:13Shh
00:44:13Okay
00:44:14Um
00:44:16Vixen, I have
00:44:17I have class
00:44:18A pop quiz
00:44:19The only thing popping out is you
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Can Big Billy come out to play?
00:44:25Oh
00:44:26No
00:44:26No
00:44:29You're so strong
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:33Uh
00:44:36Denise?
00:44:41You know, what makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I've gone mental
00:44:44Of course you're not Denise
00:44:45But she's turned you into this honorable zombie
00:44:48Okay, I'm just
00:44:49Trying to be a little bit more responsible
00:44:51I don't know what's
00:44:52Not so strange about that
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen
00:44:56Yeah
00:44:57I know she is
00:44:58I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it too
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does
00:45:01Yes
00:45:01And I can just pour some more slime on her
00:45:03Just like you did yesterday
00:45:04You wouldn't dare
00:45:05You bet your biceps I would
00:45:07Really?
00:45:07You make me want to be really bad
00:45:08Oh
00:45:09Okay
00:45:09Oh, no
00:45:10No, no, no, no
00:45:11That's okay
00:45:12No, Vixen, I don't want to kiss you
00:45:14No!
00:45:19Oh
00:45:20Oh my god, you're in love with that nerd aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:24Where are you going?
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh my god
00:45:30Oh my god
00:45:30Oh god
00:45:30Oh god
00:45:33I hate you Billy
00:45:33Hey, you're making me love you
00:45:35Oh my god
00:45:41Oh my god
00:45:42Oh my god
00:45:43Oh my god
00:45:50What the hell just happened?
00:45:52Girlfriend just broke up with you
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54Second time today
00:45:56Due to you
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off without her
00:45:59All she does is just make fun of me every-
00:46:01Everyone makes fun of you
00:46:02And that's not my fault is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time and people would actually respect you
00:46:07Fuck you, Billy
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you
00:46:10Oh, fuck me
00:46:12Eyes are high, look who just grew a pair of balls
00:46:15Eyeballs?
00:46:16You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies
00:46:19I never want to see you again
00:46:22Fine
00:46:22Fine
00:46:23Fine
00:46:24Fine
00:46:24Fine
00:46:25Fine
00:46:30Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study, right?
00:46:37Fine
00:46:38Fine
00:46:44Okay, yeah, this is sure to be on the exam
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromati-
00:46:49Oh, hey, man
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus
00:46:53Okay, you have to pass my exam today
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:00I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her
00:47:04Get Vixen back
00:47:05Or I'm done studying
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen
00:47:11She's literally just this like crazed little over-sex cheerleader
00:47:15Who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the time
00:47:18Exactly, that's why I'm dating her
00:47:19Okay, well the longer that I've gotten to know you
00:47:22I just, I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit better
00:47:25Oh, oh really?
00:47:27Yeah
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay
00:47:36Let me just go over all the condensation again, please
00:47:38No
00:47:39Get my Vixen back
00:47:40Or I'll fail your little test on voice
00:47:43Oh, oh blackmail
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47Okay, fine
00:47:48Where are you going?
00:47:49Excuse me
00:47:52Denise
00:47:54Wait, what did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:48:00So yum
00:48:00Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake
00:48:06I love cheesecake, cheesecake's my favorite
00:48:08Okay, yeah
00:48:09I use cheesecake all day, Billy, Denise
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise
00:48:13You're so funny
00:48:14Uh-uh
00:48:15What's this?
00:48:16No
00:48:17Do you see what this is?
00:48:17Don't you dare
00:48:18Don't you dare
00:48:19No
00:48:20Glucose kills your short-term memory
00:48:21You will literally send my brain into a coma
00:48:23You know what?
00:48:24You know what?
00:48:25Oh my
00:48:27It is on
00:48:29Oh
00:48:33Oh
00:48:33Oh
00:48:37They're fun
00:48:38Oh
00:48:39Alright
00:48:40Oh
00:48:44Oh
00:48:45I couldn't
00:48:48See you
00:48:50That's a lot of people
00:48:52What a hell of me
00:49:03And I'm one of you
00:49:06Middle
00:49:07That's my thing
00:49:08Something
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time,
00:49:12you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful.
00:49:16I almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Vixen's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks,
00:49:35you stuffed your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you going to get it, Billie?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman,
00:49:45and she's an absolute-
00:49:45I'm a total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank.
00:49:50Human tampon.
00:49:51Yes, yes.
00:49:51You've seen her around.
00:49:52You've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon.
00:49:55You've seen her around.
00:49:55The skank of the school.
00:49:56Vinny and X!
00:49:57Vinny sucks!
00:49:59Do you have something you want to say to me?
00:50:00Say it to my face.
00:50:02My face should come with a warning label.
00:50:04May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:07Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like bath and body works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:24Oh my god.
00:50:25You actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29You promised not to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother.
00:50:52Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:01I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:19I don't know what you're doing, but I don't know what you're doing.
00:51:22Billy, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:27Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:31Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:55No, this is pretty good.
00:51:57What's really amazing is you.
00:52:01I mean, what you did with Vixen, nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you is you.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:11Watch and learn.
00:52:13Good news, guys.
00:52:14I think I found a way to switch her bodies back.
00:52:16For Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I got to go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:21But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:24After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah.
00:52:40Maybe like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo!
00:52:54Let's go!
00:52:56Winner, you mess up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09Bet you five bucks.
00:53:10You hit three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:36Thanks.
00:53:45Thanks.
00:53:55Thanks.
00:53:56Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah. Great.
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today,
00:54:10so why don't we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh-uh. No.
00:54:14You fake it.
00:54:16Please, Coach, just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in me.
00:54:21One more try.
00:54:24Put it in!
00:54:50Final test. Parallel park it.
00:54:54You ace this, you win. Otherwise, it would be parallel or park it you.
00:55:19Coach.
00:55:21You passed.
00:55:22I passed.
00:55:23You passed.
00:55:25I passed!
00:55:26Oh my god!
00:55:42I did it!
00:55:44You did it!
00:55:45You did it!
00:55:46Yes!
00:56:05Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No, it's that Denise.
00:56:10She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kind of cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda!
00:56:17But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can, and we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36Oh, but we could.
00:56:37We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:56:38I can't.
00:56:39I can't.
00:56:41I can't.
00:56:58I can't.
00:57:01I can't.
00:57:06Welcome to-
00:57:07No!
00:57:08Shh, Billy, it's just us!
00:57:12You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:57:13No, I'm trying to get us not caught, okay?
00:57:15We're not supposed to be doing this in here.
00:57:17Alright guys, listen, it's almost 313.
00:57:19If we want this spell to work, we gotta do it right now.
00:57:22So come on, let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:27Come on, get comfortable.
00:57:29Come on, sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:33Sweetheart, a year ago, I asked my father in to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets.
00:57:38Trust.
00:57:40Okay, bring your hands together.
00:57:41Let's go on.
00:57:43I'm about to take you for a mystical roller coaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:57:49Chew-yip!
00:57:51Chew-yip!
00:57:53Choo-choo!
00:57:57Chew-yip!
00:58:01Did it work?
00:58:02No, I still have a penis.
00:58:04And I still don't.
00:58:05Shit!
00:58:06The universe is so fucking rude.
00:58:09Okay, well, it's official.
00:58:10We're never switching back, so...
00:58:11Hey, never say never.
00:58:13I'm not giving up on you.
00:58:16Or...
00:58:16Us.
00:58:18We'll make this work.
00:58:19It's so cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:32Step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves.
00:58:35Now!
00:58:36First of all, it's not a witchcraft circle.
00:58:39It's an artisanal manifestation zone.
00:58:41I don't care what it is.
00:58:42Your little extracurricular seance is over.
00:58:45Uh, Principal Rainmaker, we were just...
00:58:46We were just...
00:58:47Wasting precious time.
00:58:48Do you know what time it is, Mr. Miller?
00:58:51It's now or another time!
00:58:53You've got twin trials starting in 10 minutes.
00:58:56And, Ms. Wiener, your science exam is not to begin.
00:58:59We need to go right now.
00:59:01Right, but what if we...
00:59:02What?
00:59:02No, what ifs?
00:59:03Look, just do your best, and...
00:59:06To me...
00:59:07You've already won.
00:59:10You mean it?
00:59:11No, Mordelia Dahlia!
00:59:12Move!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:24So the rumor is, is that now it's a full experiment.
00:59:26So just...
00:59:27Trust your instincts, and...
00:59:30Periodic table's got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation.
00:59:34One step at a time, and focus.
00:59:37Okay, focused.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:38One step at a time, just...
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:47But you've got this.
00:59:49You've got this too.
00:59:51Marita!
00:59:52Marita!
00:59:52We love you in your seat-o!
00:59:54What, Aquaman?
00:59:55Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:57Ms. Wiener, your GPA is hanging by a thread.
01:00:00And it's fraying fast.
01:00:09Let's swim, boys!
01:00:10Let's go!
01:00:12Let's go!
01:00:13Let's go!
01:00:21On your mark...
01:00:23And your time begins...
01:00:25Get set...
01:00:49You could forget, M.I.T.
01:00:52try beauty school
01:00:58holy smokes all that training down the drain the titanic is better in the water than you
01:01:04are today coach what's my time the fastest
01:01:09I can't lose not like this
01:01:21coach coach let me try again one more time focus this wiener one mistake and it's all over with
01:01:33one more one one one get up yeah get up get up
01:01:44okay
01:01:48on your mark
01:01:54get set
01:01:55on your mark
01:02:38miss wiener that's genius a plus work always knew you had it in you no you didn't
01:02:44have nothing but a jerk to me all day
01:02:52you are highs or highs and you swim team captain
01:02:56yeah
01:03:10good job billy
01:03:21okay how did it go a plus yes and how's your dingo yes from team captain
01:03:26yes we did it i guess we make a pretty good team maybe we're more than that
01:03:42billy
01:03:44that's i'm really proud of you
01:03:48vixen you feeling okay denise why keep fighting we can just be friends
01:03:52you want to be friends with me of course why wouldn't i i honestly hope you would prompt me tonight
01:03:59you do it's gonna be a prompt to remember you guys okay get to get to class
01:04:08you
01:04:08why is she being so nice it's like a shark offer and swim lesson people can change i guess
01:04:15i mean billy did
01:04:22so
01:04:23maybe vixen can too
01:04:24oh uh about the question you asked earlier
01:04:32i would love to go to prom with you
01:04:36that is if you still want to go to prom with me
01:04:43uh yes yes yes i i it would yes it would be an honor to go to the prom with
01:04:49you
01:04:50thank you for asking me
01:04:52vixens will sure write about one thing it'll be a prom to remember
01:04:59we still have to finish decorating for the prom
01:05:02come on
01:05:03i thought it was this way
01:05:05no that's this way i feel like
01:05:08it's all taken care of guys
01:05:09i left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight
01:05:12thanks bold
01:05:15oh my god what am i gonna wear
01:05:16should i borrow my mom's pantyhose
01:05:18oh my god did you really say pantyhose
01:05:21i'll dress both of you tonight
01:05:23what would you do without me
01:05:40why does sabotage weigh so much
01:05:42because revenge is worth its weight in slime
01:05:46are you sure about this
01:05:48before prom is over
01:05:49tenise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded
01:05:51and what about billy
01:05:52help beg me to take him back
01:05:53and i'll be crown queen
01:05:54what do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime
01:05:56we're just helping them decorate for prom
01:05:58we're just helping them decorate for prom
01:06:25we're just helping them decorate for prom
01:06:35wow you um you look great
01:06:38you look pretty handsome
01:06:41thank you
01:06:43i can you believe that we made it here
01:06:46together
01:06:48we look good doing it
01:06:49yeah
01:06:50yeah we do
01:06:53yeah
01:06:54hey
01:06:55quiet
01:06:57when i say just do it
01:06:59hold the bucket no matter what
01:07:01just do it
01:07:02got it
01:07:04i'll teach that snitch bitch to take my man
01:07:06fixin for the kill
01:07:23as prom chairwoman
01:07:24it's my duty to announce
01:07:25highs or highs prom king and queen are
01:07:30Kenny
01:07:40denise wiener and billy miller
01:08:05denise wiener and billy miller
01:08:07si
01:08:08was
01:08:08oh
01:08:09oh
01:08:13hi
01:08:17you
01:08:20we are
01:08:21you
01:08:22too
01:08:25you
01:08:26you
01:08:28you
01:08:30I
01:08:32you
01:08:34I
01:08:35I
01:08:35I
01:08:35and
01:08:35I
01:08:37I
01:08:47to see what is it what's happening oh my god this is crazy oh my god he's gonna probably be
01:08:58alone her entire life heard her 950 cats denise denise what's going on how could you share this
01:09:04with everyone denise i'm so sorry hey hey hey you know that's not who i am anymore you know like
01:09:15hell
01:09:15it is okay and i'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day excuse me wait denise
01:09:46actually i want everyone to listen everything i thought i was
01:09:54it's all a lie
01:09:59bullying doesn't make you strong
01:10:05just alone
01:10:18i've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me
01:10:24i've become a totally new person someone totally different from when we first met in third grade
01:10:33today everything changed and i've become the person that i've always wanted to be
01:10:40and it's all because i fell in love with you
01:10:46i need to know
01:10:50do you love me too
01:11:02please please please let this work
01:11:04this is what you all know for real this time
01:11:06please
01:11:35please
01:11:45Wait, Nisa's dressed like a guy and Billy's dressed like a girl?
01:11:50This night sucks.
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all.
01:11:54Uh, right bodies.
01:11:56Wrong outfit.
01:11:58I don't know.
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my tux.
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
01:12:08You're really gonna throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing.
01:12:13She's pathetic.
01:12:14No.
01:12:15Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:21Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones.
01:12:24Because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:25And me.
01:12:28I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:35Perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen, Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face, but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49Can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:50No, please, I'm gonna vomit.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:53And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:56Loser.
01:12:57She's a loser.
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:00School's almost over.
01:13:02There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop!
01:13:12You can't do this to me!
01:13:13Stop!
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:15Stop cheering for her!
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me!
01:13:19Stop it!
01:13:20You can't do it!
01:13:21You can't do it!
01:13:23Just do it!
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:37No!
01:13:38Not me!
01:13:40Oh, Vixen!
01:13:42You can't laugh at me!
01:13:43I'm the most popular girl that hides your eyes!
01:13:45All right!
01:13:46Will someone get that tacky, washed up, non-popular girl off the stage, please?
01:13:49She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt!
01:13:52And fuck you, Millie!
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise!
01:13:54Fuck you, Rhonda, for screwing up my whole plan!
01:13:56And fuck you, Penny!
01:13:58Move!
01:13:58Get out of my way!
01:13:59Move!
01:13:59Now!
01:14:00In fact, all you fuckers that hides your high can all go fuck yourselves!
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior, the only person that's gonna fuck herself is you!
01:14:09You're officially suspended!
01:14:10Now get off my stage and get out of my school!
01:14:12Move!
01:14:15Move!
01:14:20Move!
01:14:21Move!
01:14:26Move!
01:14:31Move!
01:14:32Move!
01:14:32And what are y'all clapping about?
01:14:33Get back to dancing!
01:14:48I guess Maxine has got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51Yeah, about damn time too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually liked her.
01:14:59And Denise, I'm so sorry about everything that I've done. Genuinely, like, I can't say it enough. I'm so sorry.
01:15:09It's okay. I'm sorry too. And I forgive you for everything. And I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller! Miss Weiner! You two both are in big, big trouble!
01:15:29What? Why? What the hell do we do?
01:15:31Do we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you in trouble. No one will ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:37Oh my god.
01:15:39Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope. And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45Hey, Miller! I'm gonna make sure that you get a scholarship. But, uh, maybe lose the dress. Pink ain't really
01:15:53your color, son.
01:15:54Hey, yeah. Yes, coach. Right away. Coach, actually. Thank you.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So, what college do you want to go to?
01:16:06Um, hopefully whichever one you're at.
01:16:11Hey, could we do that thing again?
01:16:15What? Swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:19Yeah.
01:16:20There are always reasons, even in the coldest season.
01:16:24I'll take your heart and I'm freezing.
01:16:28And there are always cycles, along the way just let go.
01:16:32Life is no place for an almost.
01:16:35We belong together and the total. Just like the sword and the stone.
01:16:43Oh.
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