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00:00:01Bolt.
00:00:02This experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:06What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:11Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:30Listen up, I got something to say.
00:00:32They work!
00:00:33Well, well.
00:00:34If it isn't dorky, Denise and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:43Nope.
00:00:44No, that wasn't it.
00:00:46All right here.
00:00:51Ah, got him again.
00:00:53It's too easy.
00:00:54Look, the pool's closed today, okay?
00:00:55So we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:57Tomorrow is swim team captain trials and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:07All muscle, no brains.
00:01:09What'd you say to him?
00:01:10Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like I care?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:17Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:01:18Don't touch that, it's a very delicate compound!
00:01:20Oh, it's so delicate!
00:01:21You're kidding, you should hand it over to me, my guy.
00:01:22Seriously, get your beautiful manly hands off of that.
00:01:25Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise!
00:01:26No!
00:01:27It's my lab!
00:01:28Fine, have it!
00:01:29Uh!
00:01:30No!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:35Uh!
00:01:50Oh my god, Denise!
00:01:52I told you you can't get any of your nerd on me. Oh, you're so gonna regret this. Hey, relax
00:01:57guys
00:01:58Mercury's in retrograde and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos. Fine
00:02:03But I'm gonna remember this. She's such a jerk. Oh, you such a jerk. Oh
00:02:08Bye Denise
00:02:10The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her
00:02:18Denise wait
00:02:21Bro, I got it all on my camera. No way
00:02:24Let's see. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is embarrassing. She's gonna probably be alone her entire life her
00:02:35and her
00:02:35950 cats. I was looking for you all day
00:02:39Okay, I'm effing humiliated
00:02:41No one likes me. That's not true Denise. I like you. You don't get it. I mean look at you
00:02:47You're handsome. You're cool. You've been at school for like six years
00:03:19Everyone likes you. It's been seven years
00:03:22Incoming!
00:03:26Incoming!
00:03:27Paris! Lights out!
00:03:30Denise
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true
00:03:34I wish I wasn't such a nerd
00:03:37I'm so glad I'm not a nerd
00:03:48I'm so glad I'm not a nerd
00:04:04Hm is so a nerd
00:04:26Oh my god
00:04:27Ah, no
00:04:28I'm a woman
00:04:28Oh!
00:04:33No, no, no, no.
00:04:36We swap bodies for Billy!
00:04:37With Denise!
00:04:38Ah!
00:05:08What the hell did you do to me?
00:05:10Me?
00:05:10I didn't do anything.
00:05:11In fact, I think that this is all your fault!
00:05:14You need to change me back right now!
00:05:16I don't think I can live the rest of my life with these things!
00:05:19Okay, what did you...
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels?
00:05:23Those are my grandma's.
00:05:24I think they're cute.
00:05:26Cute?
00:05:27They're so tall!
00:05:28I've never worn those a day in my life.
00:05:30If I want to go to the beach naked, it's my life.
00:05:32100%.
00:05:33What are you doing, Tracy?
00:05:35Billy!
00:05:36Hey, babe.
00:05:37Oh!
00:05:40Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
00:05:42Maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses.
00:05:47Um...
00:05:48Hold that thought!
00:05:50We need to talk!
00:05:51Like, right now!
00:05:52Oh!
00:05:57Did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me?
00:06:00He's always such a horndog.
00:06:01Maybe he got neutered.
00:06:06You're changing us back right now!
00:06:08Okay, don't panic!
00:06:09It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum...
00:06:11Not!
00:06:11God, speak English!
00:06:12Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other's.
00:06:17Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together.
00:06:19Hypothetically speaking, yes.
00:06:20But how?
00:06:20Like this.
00:06:22Oh, God!
00:06:26Oh, no!
00:06:28Oh, fire!
00:06:30Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:33Fire!
00:06:33Go!
00:06:34Go!
00:06:35Go!
00:06:36Go!
00:06:39Ah!
00:06:40Ah!
00:06:41Ah!
00:06:41The door's locked!
00:06:42Oh, my God!
00:06:44We're gonna die in here!
00:06:45Oh, my God!
00:06:45Stop being such a drama queen!
00:06:47It's literally just the trauma.
00:06:48It's not!
00:06:49It's gonna burn the whole school down!
00:06:50We're gonna die in here!
00:06:51Oh, my God!
00:06:52No!
00:06:59Oh, no!
00:06:59Oh, no!
00:07:01Oh, no!
00:07:01Oh, no!
00:07:01Oh, no!
00:07:01Oh, no!
00:07:01Oh, no!
00:07:02Oh, no!
00:07:02Oh, no!
00:07:03Oh, no!
00:07:08This is unbelievable!
00:07:10Mr. Miller!
00:07:12Miss Wiener!
00:07:13My office!
00:07:14Now!
00:07:25Pepsi!
00:07:30Huh?
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days it's
00:07:40his fault her fault excuse me nothing now since you two single-handedly
00:07:46destroyed the prom you're gonna redecorate it I love to do because I am
00:07:55a girl if you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom you
00:08:01will be expelled I can't do that today okay I have a science test that's worth
00:08:05half of my grade I have some trials after school to find out who becomes swim
00:08:08team captain I don't know what's wrong with you two and I really don't care but
00:08:14if I see you separated for anything other than class and the fix the prom you are
00:08:19out of my school got it yes yes principal Rainmaker good now shake
00:08:31hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship
00:08:42shake hands now get out of my office
00:09:04you did this on purpose you just know I'm uber popular and you're so uncool oh well if I had
00:09:09the power to do that then I would use it for something better than you
00:09:12you need to put us back together oh my god you're right we need glue we need glue
00:09:24okay um yeah no not that type of glue I'm talking about a quantum glue a
00:09:29transference of matter that'll generate a stop speaking nerd or knees um if we were
00:09:35to hug then our brains might release oxytocin which is the bonding chemical and
00:09:39that could reset our energy fields you want me to hug you for scientific
00:09:43purposes only don't get too excited I'm sure you're the excited one I know you've
00:09:47always had a crush on me okay no I've actually never had a crush on you
00:09:51but I totally do have a crush on him I just can't let him find out
00:09:58okay don't make it weird
00:10:00come here bro I'm gonna just I'm gonna approach
00:10:02and I'm gonna I'm gonna go okay nice
00:10:23nope I still have the wrong reproductive appendage
00:10:26well clearly he's excited and it's called a dick
00:10:29I'd like to have it back please oh you think I like being stuck with this
00:10:32thing between my legs how do you make it go down
00:10:35think of dead puppies or miss Chadwick the English teacher naked
00:10:38oh oh ew
00:10:42see now don't you have one of those like science experiments that you can change
00:10:45us back swim trials are today and promise tonight and my girlfriend is
00:10:49counting on me to show up as me okay stop yelling at me who else am I supposed to yell
00:10:52at any
00:10:52I don't know not me oh
00:10:56oh
00:10:56ahhh
00:10:57ahhh
00:10:58ahhh
00:11:00ahhh
00:11:00ahhh
00:11:01ahhh
00:11:02ahhh
00:11:02ahhh
00:11:03ahhh
00:11:03ahhh
00:11:06you hit me
00:11:07I did
00:11:08ahhh
00:11:08ahhh
00:11:09ahhh
00:11:10ahhh
00:11:11ahhh
00:11:12ahhh
00:11:15ahhh
00:11:15okay
00:11:16I'm sorry
00:11:17let's just move on from this okay
00:11:19we're worried about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom
00:11:24seriously I.. I cannot be expelled
00:11:27FINE
00:11:28we'll just start with the palm trees
00:11:44okay palm trees
00:11:51hey what are you doing why are you painting it before you even cut it out because it's a palm
00:11:55tree so we need to paint it first then we cut it out that wasn't clear oh well you weren't
00:11:59clear
00:11:59why am i getting so much backlash why are you offended by everything i just want clear direction
00:12:08that clear enough for you
00:12:15crystal
00:12:38oh
00:12:45oh no it's my favorite jersey
00:12:47take it off so we can walk in
00:12:49yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah turn it up push it back push it back throw a stab
00:12:56throw a stab
00:12:57throw a stab
00:13:01enough enough no more games
00:13:04we gotta
00:13:06okay we gotta finish this up before we get stuck
00:13:10okay
00:13:27thank you
00:13:30you know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back
00:13:35maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug
00:13:39what's stronger than a hug
00:13:41a kiss
00:13:43you want to kiss me
00:13:44if it'll change us back it's worth a try
00:13:48yeah
00:13:48i guess that theorem checks out
00:13:51okay so
00:13:52we'll kiss
00:13:54ready
00:13:56ready
00:13:57set
00:13:59set
00:14:04and here we go
00:14:23it's not what you think
00:14:24you're cheating on me with denise the human tampon of hyzer high
00:14:27oh you take that back
00:14:28you're actually defending her
00:14:31we're done
00:14:32find a new problem date
00:14:34oh
00:14:38you got me dumped
00:14:39okay i mean it's just fix it
00:14:43ow
00:14:44where are you going
00:14:45get my life back
00:14:46well if principal raymaker finds out that we're not working together we're gonna be expelled
00:14:50mmm
00:14:53mmm
00:14:54mmm
00:14:57oh
00:14:59shoot
00:15:05honey what
00:15:06don't touch me you nerd nightmare
00:15:09honey please this is a huge mistake
00:15:10why do you keep calling me honey
00:15:11get your paws off me and drop your head
00:15:15say i'm a whore for homework
00:15:18vixen
00:15:19vixen please just hear me out
00:15:22vixen
00:15:24vixen
00:15:24stop
00:15:25vixen
00:15:25stop
00:15:28stop
00:15:29you've done enough damage already
00:15:32wow
00:15:34how does it feel to be the nerd
00:15:39so
00:15:39you're not into denise
00:15:41get real vixen
00:15:44do you really think that i would cheat on you with her
00:15:47philly
00:15:47i knew you used to love me
00:15:49i'll still go to film with you
00:15:51nooo
00:15:52what
00:15:53is my makeup smear
00:15:54i know you hate it when i'm not perfect
00:15:57eva
00:16:02you know what billy
00:16:04you have bossed everyone around
00:16:06for years
00:16:08now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side
00:16:10you can't just leave me here we were ordered to work together
00:16:12yeah you had no problem leaving me
00:16:15yeah
00:16:17maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more
00:16:19let's go
00:16:23just just just walk
00:16:32hey
00:16:32billy
00:16:33it turns me on when you put other girls in their place
00:16:35oh wow
00:16:37that's cool
00:16:38um
00:16:39hey
00:16:39why don't we go to class
00:16:42shh
00:16:42not until
00:16:44i think
00:16:48okay
00:16:49i really don't think a thank you is necessary but okay
00:16:51ah
00:16:52here
00:16:52and you're gonna go right there
00:16:55um
00:16:56what's wrong with you billy don't be scared
00:16:58i just
00:16:58don't feel myself
00:17:00what's up brother
00:17:01why is it
00:17:02you're not up
00:17:07oh
00:17:08i uh
00:17:09i
00:17:10what
00:17:10i
00:17:11i have to
00:17:13fly my kite
00:17:16what
00:17:17i'm gonna be back
00:17:19what
00:17:19i'm gonna be back
00:17:20what is wrong with you
00:17:23why is he running like a girl
00:17:25move
00:17:27loser
00:17:32oh my
00:17:32bull
00:17:33oh god
00:17:35excuse me
00:17:36sorry
00:17:36stupid button
00:17:37excuse me
00:17:38excuse me
00:17:39sorry
00:17:39i need your help
00:17:41please
00:17:42help with what
00:17:42beating up freshmen
00:17:43bullying's so pre-pandemic billy
00:17:45no
00:17:45billy and i have to decorate for the prom or i'm gonna get expelled
00:17:47but you are billy
00:17:49no
00:17:50no
00:17:51no no no i'm denise i i'm your best friend
00:17:53oh please
00:17:55i'm serious
00:17:56billy
00:17:57and i
00:17:58we swapped bodies last night
00:18:03billy i was willing to listen to you but instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous story
00:18:14i
00:18:15i
00:18:15t
00:18:15i
00:18:16okay
00:18:17vixen literally just tried to make out with me i've only been a guy for like two hours and I'm
00:18:21already a complaint
00:18:22you
00:18:22total
00:18:22slut
00:18:23of course vixen tried to make out with you
00:18:25she's your girlfriend
00:18:27remember
00:18:27vulture not listening to me okay i still can't believe i woke up with this thing between my legs
00:18:34Oh, in all seriousness, though, like, how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself in the face, because I cannot
00:18:38figure it out?
00:18:39You look early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay, look, look, look, look, look, okay, maybe, maybe, if I just show you it, like, you can help me
00:18:46figure this thing out, because I do not know how it works.
00:18:48Oh my god!
00:18:53Don't have any other pudding. It's bad.
00:18:56So.
00:18:58Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry.
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:05Nice try, but I'm not falling for the, look at your drunk prank you pulled on me in eighth grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11I didn't know that Billy bullied you?
00:19:15Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:18Actually, he's not pretending.
00:19:21Or, she's not pretending.
00:19:25And, yes, you're right. I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot, actually.
00:19:30And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait, wait, what?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:34We swapped bodies.
00:19:35And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up, I had these.
00:19:40This is vision.
00:19:41I mean, oh my god, like, I knew I had sick powers, but I didn't know I could do something
00:19:43like this.
00:19:44This is so badass.
00:19:45This is, this is epic.
00:19:46This is, wait, I did, I did what?
00:19:53Oh my god.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh my god.
00:19:57Baby has, like, low blood sugar or something.
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00Juice.
00:20:00No, juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice is better.
00:20:03Juice.
00:20:04Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh my god.
00:20:06I got your juice.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:09Bye.
00:20:09Here.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11There it is.
00:20:12Oh, you got your juice.
00:20:13I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:14I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:17Bolt, what did you mean by, oh no, what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish upon a star and, uh, this amulet.
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35A wish that would help all Denise's wishes come true.
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now, I am going to rearrange your face.
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:45Okay.
00:20:46You're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:49I'm like the real Harry Potter just with abs.
00:20:52Magic isn't real.
00:20:53How dare you?
00:20:53Science was actually mistaken for magic for like centuries.
00:20:56So, um, yeah, actually it is a possibility.
00:20:59Damn right it is.
00:21:00You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:04Ugh.
00:21:05He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:07You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:12I'm gonna need a silver fork for focus.
00:21:14Here's my guess.
00:21:15Uh, hot sauce for pancakes.
00:21:16Did he say hot dog?
00:21:20Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And, uh, pancakes.
00:21:23He said how many pancakes?
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection.
00:21:27Huh?
00:21:28Alright, hold on you two.
00:21:29Cause I'm about to put you back where you truly belong.
00:21:31Hot dog-ists, pancake-ists, ketchup-ists, mustard-ists, sugar.
00:21:36We're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of carbs and chaos.
00:21:40Return these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:44It's working!
00:21:46How the fuck did I know?
00:21:50It's working!
00:21:52I'm doing magic!
00:21:54It's working!
00:22:07This doesn't look like decorating to me.
00:22:09You have ten seconds to explain yourself or this will be your last thing at High to High.
00:22:14Principal Raymaker, it's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Boat, I didn't know you'd be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:20You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you don't lost your rabid-ass mind.
00:22:25Get off my table!
00:22:26And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the A.C.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:31So, I can't do magic?
00:22:33Principal Raymaker, um, we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:38We, we just expanded our team to include Bolt.
00:22:41For his, uh, his styling expertise, of course.
00:22:47Delegation.
00:22:48Good.
00:22:49Keep it up.
00:22:52Or else.
00:22:58So that spell you did was fake?
00:23:00I swear, I thought it was working.
00:23:01I mean, maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:05Both?
00:23:06You have to switch us back.
00:23:09Uh-oh.
00:23:11Uh-oh, what do you mean, uh-oh?
00:23:13I feel something weird.
00:23:14Down here.
00:23:16Oh no.
00:23:16Oh!
00:23:17Oh no!
00:23:18Billy.
00:23:18I think-
00:23:19Oh no!
00:23:20I think I'm about to have my-
00:23:22I'm about to have your technically mine, but it's in your-
00:23:24I'm about to have-
00:23:25Oh my god!
00:23:26No!
00:23:27Oh no!
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman.
00:23:36Okay, relax.
00:23:37Relax.
00:23:38It's not my time of the month, so you probably just have to pee.
00:23:41I haven't done that yet.
00:23:42You haven't peed all day?
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful and not look at you down there.
00:23:47Oh, well that's-
00:23:48That's kinda sweet.
00:23:50Um, well there's a-
00:23:52There's a bathroom down the hall that you can use if you want to.
00:23:54Um, I would go.
00:23:56And we'll meet up after class.
00:23:57All the sitting down.
00:24:00How do you girls do it?
00:24:03I pee sitting down sometimes.
00:24:05Ooh!
00:24:15Well, wow!
00:24:16Look who it is!
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit!
00:24:19Sorry to-
00:24:21To bother you!
00:24:22I just-
00:24:23I just need to use the bathroom.
00:24:27You're not going anywhere.
00:24:29Please let me go.
00:24:30If you need to pee, pee.
00:24:33Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:37Maybe you need another one.
00:24:42Hey, girls!
00:24:43Vixen, I know you're nice.
00:24:45I am nice.
00:24:45To people I like.
00:24:47Ow!
00:24:48Trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man, you science crap psycho!
00:25:02I think you need a few more.
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:06We gotta get to class.
00:25:08One sec.
00:25:10Look.
00:25:10Billy again.
00:25:11And you won't walk out of here alive.
00:25:27Oh my!
00:25:28Gee!
00:25:29Billy!
00:25:30What are you doing?
00:25:32Oh my god!
00:25:33What the hell happened to me?
00:25:34My girlfriend just beat the crap out of me because she thought I was you trying to steal you from
00:25:40me for her for you!
00:25:45What?
00:25:46Vixen actually bullied me.
00:25:47Obviously.
00:25:48She always bullies me.
00:25:49I'm sorry she always bullies you, but please help me.
00:25:52I couldn't go to class.
00:25:53You skipped my math class?
00:25:54You don't expect me to walk into class looking like this.
00:25:56Maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback.
00:25:58If you don't help me and drop this attitude, I'll drop this blouse.
00:26:05What?
00:26:05I'll go streaking across campus and then we'll see if the stripper of Heiser High gets into college.
00:26:11You wouldn't.
00:26:17One.
00:26:18You're bluffing.
00:26:20Two.
00:26:22Billy, think about this, okay?
00:26:23You don't actually want to do this, Billy.
00:26:24Three.
00:26:25You don't.
00:26:25Oh my god, no!
00:26:27No, no, no!
00:26:27Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:29Okay?
00:26:29You win.
00:26:30Okay?
00:26:31I will help you.
00:26:32Let's just...
00:26:32Let's get you away from everybody and speed back up.
00:26:37Thank you so much.
00:26:39Out of your mind, Billy.
00:26:41Look, I didn't know how mean my friends could be until I was on the other side of it.
00:26:48I'm sorry.
00:26:50Whatever.
00:26:51Let's just maybe go decorate for the prom, I guess.
00:26:55Everyone in condition.
00:26:55Come back.
00:26:57Stop acting like grades are all you got, man.
00:27:00Grades are all that I've got.
00:27:01You could be anything you want to be.
00:27:03Prom queen, student council, literally anything.
00:27:08Yeah, sure.
00:27:09Maybe in an alternate dimension.
00:27:10We are in an alternate dimension.
00:27:12Look, you got brains and beauty.
00:27:14Something Vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of.
00:27:17Yeah, they're actually jealous of me?
00:27:19Yes!
00:27:20I mean...
00:27:21Why have you been hiding this body?
00:27:23God.
00:27:24Yeah?
00:27:25Okay, well it's not like I'm hiding something.
00:27:27See this?
00:27:29Yes, you have.
00:27:31No.
00:27:32Come on.
00:27:33Feel it.
00:27:33Oh my god, no!
00:27:34That kind of touching is totally inappropriate.
00:27:36Bro, it's literally your body I'm trying to get you to appreciate.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:44I just...
00:27:46I guess I've never, like, saw myself as...
00:27:49Sexy?
00:27:51It's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks.
00:27:54Okay, real beauty, it's on the inside.
00:27:57Stop being such a prude and go with it.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:08Okay.
00:28:09Okay, I guess I am kind of fat.
00:28:11You're gorgeous.
00:28:14Looking this good isn't vanity.
00:28:16It's power.
00:28:18Maybe I could show you how to use it.
00:28:31Excuse me!
00:28:33What in the 50 shades of grey is going on here?
00:28:36We were just doing an anatomy lesson.
00:28:39Yeah, I was wondering where my kidneys were.
00:28:41I think they're in here, right?
00:28:42Yep, right there.
00:28:43Perfect, thanks for the lesson.
00:28:44My spell really did work.
00:28:46You two really are falling in love.
00:28:49No, we're not.
00:28:50No, we're not.
00:28:51Sure.
00:28:53Then why are you playing doctor on the football field?
00:28:55And why is Denise so...
00:28:58Busted?
00:28:59My girlfriend just beat the shit out of me.
00:29:03Please tell me you have better clothes for me to change into.
00:29:05Did you check the lost and found?
00:29:06There's some pretty good shit in there.
00:29:09I can glam you two up later.
00:29:11Thanks, Paul.
00:29:11Oh, and one small detail to add some more pressure to your day.
00:29:16We have our driving test after school.
00:29:18In the back parking lot during a study break.
00:29:21Oh, good luck.
00:29:23Driving test?
00:29:24I can't drive!
00:29:27I can't drive!
00:29:31What?!
00:29:53That lost and found box really saved the day, huh?
00:29:55OW!
00:29:58I look amazing, don't I?
00:29:59Yeah, if the category's called Britney bitch
00:30:12This is a bad idea people drive cars every day get it. It's not that difficult
00:30:20Well get it no no no. I'm not dying today. Oh come on. I need you just in case he
00:30:25kills us
00:30:25Yeah, I took driver's ed with Billy before and the instructor he's still in therapy
00:30:30Get your pretty boy butt in the car and strap yourself in
00:30:47I can't take this billy billy billy get back here
00:30:55I
00:30:55Both right. I suck if you're seriously sorry about all the bullying you've done over these years
00:30:59Then you will do this for me. I cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year
00:31:03Everyone already thinks I'm a big enough nerd as it is. God you're not a nerd
00:31:08You're actually kind of cool
00:31:10I am
00:31:11Put the car and drive before I throw up
00:31:20So this is how I died today my dad's convertible was shit upholstery shut up not used to this car
00:31:25yet
00:31:44Yep, we're clear. It's all clear
00:31:47Okay, let's move out gently
00:31:51Okay
00:32:03My grandma drives faster than this and she's dead
00:32:14Why did we stop the car was parking because we're in a parking lot?
00:32:19Okay, do you see that that right there? That spot. Yeah, go parking
00:32:24Parallel parking no, that's my weak spot man
00:32:29Listen to him
00:32:32I
00:32:33You've got this my faith in you
00:32:42Oh
00:32:44My god
00:32:46Billy stop stop stop
00:32:53Okay, I
00:32:54Think that's enough driving lessons for today
00:32:56Dear diary today. I almost died from vehicular manslaughter
00:33:00You tried your best Billy
00:33:03That's all that matters
00:33:04You're not disappointed in me?
00:33:07No
00:33:09No
00:33:10You're okay at my book
00:33:11I'll repay you for this
00:33:17No one's ever gonna bully you again
00:33:23I'm gonna run for prom queen
00:33:25Oh, and you're gonna win
00:33:28What?
00:33:29No
00:33:30Billy
00:33:30No
00:33:31You're all good today
00:33:32No, no
00:33:33Billy, you can't do this
00:33:34Billy
00:33:36Today's winner for prom queen
00:33:38I like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone
00:33:41But he's trying to turn me into somebody that I'm not
00:33:43Someone that's confident, attractive
00:33:46Someone who's actually trying to have fun
00:33:48Tragic
00:33:48Are you actually taking Billy's side right now?
00:33:50What's the worst that's gonna happen?
00:33:51I lose
00:33:53Everybody hates me
00:33:54Sweetheart
00:33:54Besides me, everyone already does hate you
00:33:57Oh, thanks
00:33:58Oh, all right, come on
00:33:59We gotta get to class
00:34:00Lucky for you, it's with me
00:34:02What?
00:34:03What class?
00:34:04Trig?
00:34:05History
00:34:05No
00:34:06It's my favorite one of the day
00:34:07Dee
00:34:09Ever take a shower with a group of boys?
00:34:12It's fun
00:34:13You're gonna love it
00:34:13I'll see you there
00:34:31Hey, what's up?
00:34:33Kenny!
00:34:35Hey, we should play a game called find each other's locker
00:34:39I found yours
00:34:40Here's mine
00:34:40We do not have time for this
00:34:42Twenty-five minutes, come on
00:34:43Get your act together
00:34:45Thanks
00:34:46Kenny
00:34:47Nailed it
00:34:48I cannot stop itching
00:34:50Look at this
00:34:52Oh, it's plastic
00:34:54Fungal overgrowth of the inguinal region
00:34:58Um, tinea curis
00:35:00Tinea who?
00:35:02A jock itch
00:35:03Okay
00:35:04You need anti-fungal cream
00:35:07Everywhere
00:35:08Like
00:35:09Now
00:35:10Okay
00:35:11When did you get so smart?
00:35:13It's almost like you got another brain
00:35:15Dingo
00:35:18You're welcome, Kenny
00:35:19Thanks, man
00:35:23Ladies
00:35:24This is P.E. not home ec
00:35:26I want those clothes off
00:35:27Those speedos on
00:35:28And your grizzly butts in that pool
00:35:30In uh
00:35:32One minute
00:35:34Miller
00:35:35Swim trials on the day
00:35:37I want you
00:35:39To be the new team captain
00:35:40Yeah, Miller
00:35:41Yeah
00:35:44Go, Miller
00:35:45Let's go, Billy
00:35:46You got it, coach
00:35:48All right, guys
00:35:49Put any bananas on three, eh?
00:35:51All right
00:35:52One, two, three
00:35:54BANANAS
00:35:55Goal
00:35:57Here we go
00:35:57Here we go
00:35:58Here we go
00:36:03Oh
00:36:04Oh
00:36:04Oh
00:36:05I'm at 500
00:36:05I heard this
00:36:06I can't wait
00:36:07Let's get it
00:36:09Here on my PR
00:36:18Okay, my little mermaids
00:36:20Let's see if you're as bad as you look
00:36:23Time to get in the pool
00:36:25On your mark
00:36:29Get set
00:36:36Denise, Denise, Denise
00:36:38If you don't practice now
00:36:40You're gonna drown with the trials
00:36:42Well, please don't make me do this
00:36:44I can't
00:36:45I can't swim
00:36:45All right
00:36:46We can think of something else
00:36:48Really?
00:36:49Nope
00:36:57Oh, you're the worst
00:37:00I hate you
00:37:00Listen, I'm gonna hypnotize you, okay?
00:37:02Billy's body is gonna be used to the water
00:37:04On two
00:37:05On two
00:37:06Into
00:37:07Out two
00:37:08Into
00:37:09Out two
00:37:10Out two
00:37:11There you go
00:37:12All right, now you're gonna swim
00:37:14There you go
00:37:17I'm gonna hide
00:37:18Now we're gonna get to the end of the pool
00:37:20It's gonna be stroke, glide, and breathe
00:37:23Down there?
00:37:24Yes
00:37:25Okay
00:37:26You got it
00:37:26You're gonna stroke, glide, and breathe
00:37:29Okay
00:37:30Glide, kick
00:37:31All right, give it a run
00:37:33Drop, stroke
00:37:34Five
00:37:35Over
00:37:35And breathe
00:37:36I'm good
00:37:37Kick
00:37:39Kumbayaba
00:37:40Two
00:37:42I'm swimming
00:37:43Billy!
00:37:44Let's go Billy
00:37:45I'm swimming
00:37:46You got it
00:37:48Keep it up
00:37:48It's in two
00:37:49Out two
00:37:51There you go
00:37:52Good job
00:38:01Oh my god, it's swimming
00:38:02I grew up so fast
00:38:11Eight hives or high bananas
00:38:14Denise for prom queen
00:38:17Denise for prom
00:38:29I would never vote for you
00:38:32Oh you will
00:38:34Unless you want everyone to find out about your little date with the vacuum cleaner
00:38:40That never happened
00:38:41And how are you?
00:38:42Welcome weasel
00:38:43It was only once
00:38:44It was only once
00:38:45How do you know about that?
00:38:47Oh
00:38:48Vote for me
00:38:49And no one else will
00:38:52I hate to act
00:38:53Let me do this
00:38:56And that goes for the rest of you
00:38:57Like Paul and his stepmom pics
00:38:59Or RJ and his little uh make out sex with the mascot
00:39:03In it
00:39:04Oh
00:39:05Really?
00:39:05Yeah
00:39:06Grace?
00:39:07I'll vote
00:39:07I'll vote
00:39:08Oh thank you
00:39:09Thank you
00:39:10One at a time guys
00:39:11Oh you're all disgusting
00:39:12I love you
00:39:24Billy's driving
00:39:25Billy's driving
00:39:26Somebody grab a lifesaver
00:39:28I got a coach
00:39:33Hey
00:39:38Billy, Billy, he's drowning!
00:39:41Oh my god, he's drowning!
00:39:44He's drowning!
00:39:46Billy, Billy, help me!
00:39:55Alright, let's go.
00:40:01Are you alive?
00:40:13Oh my god.
00:40:16Oh my god.
00:40:18Oh my god.
00:40:19You okay?
00:40:19You took a lot in.
00:40:24You saved me?
00:40:26Of course.
00:40:27I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:30Hey!
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here?
00:40:35Get up!
00:40:36You want an invitation?
00:40:37Get up!
00:40:40Now I wanna know,
00:40:42why is Miller not smelling like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool
00:40:45with no swimsuit and no training!
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain.
00:40:51Mercury's in retrograde, so...
00:40:52But I do not have time for astrological bullshit right now.
00:40:56But it's true, the gravitational pull is just distorting perception,
00:40:58so it made it look like Denise is actually better than Billy.
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:04But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune,
00:41:08which is the planet of confusion.
00:41:10You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way, Coach Finlands.
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah?
00:41:19For me?
00:41:22Aquarius, like rain, like a ray maker.
00:41:24Oh, yes.
00:41:25Me?
00:41:26And her?
00:41:27That big bad?
00:41:28That's really straight of you.
00:41:31Alright, you two.
00:41:32Meet me in the gym.
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:42Your clothes should be pretty dry.
00:41:44Now.
00:41:45Sorry that you got all wet.
00:41:46I'm sorry I got you into this mess.
00:41:49It's...
00:41:49It's all good.
00:41:50I mean, I really should learn how to swim, so...
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me.
00:41:54Alright, you two.
00:41:55We got a prom to decorate.
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now.
00:41:58I like you too much.
00:42:02You're alright.
00:42:05You're alright.
00:42:06He's right.
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were.
00:42:10Thanks.
00:42:11I think.
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself.
00:42:14You know?
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny.
00:42:16And you're like way smarter than I thought you were.
00:42:19And you're really cute.
00:42:21And like a...
00:42:22Like a socially acceptable.
00:42:23Like...
00:42:23Like in a subjective sort of way.
00:42:27Never mind.
00:42:27No, no.
00:42:28I feel the same way.
00:42:33You do?
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:37I do.
00:42:40Cool.
00:42:46Um...
00:42:48Prom?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Prom.
00:42:54Who are you even going with anyway?
00:42:56I'm...
00:42:57I'm not going, actually.
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:00Do you want to?
00:43:03Honestly, not really.
00:43:04I think I'd rather just stay at home.
00:43:05Like, watch football or something.
00:43:07No.
00:43:08I'm...
00:43:09Like, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:15Denise, you know I have a girlfriend.
00:43:19Yeah.
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20Yes, I do.
00:43:21Vixen.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:24Um...
00:43:25And she's great, by the way.
00:43:28I'm...
00:43:29Gonna...
00:43:29I'm just...
00:43:30Gonna meet up with you.
00:43:31And I'm gonna see you soon.
00:43:32Okay, we're just gonna...
00:43:33We'll study.
00:43:37Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy.
00:43:40She's never asked a guy to pass assault.
00:43:42Other than prom.
00:43:44Yeah, she was serious.
00:43:47Let's go, Slugger.
00:44:12Vixen, what are you doing?
00:44:13Shh.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:15Um...
00:44:15Vic...
00:44:16Vixen, I have...
00:44:17I have class.
00:44:18A pop quiz.
00:44:19The only one popping out is you.
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Can Big Billy come out to play?
00:44:25Oh!
00:44:26No, no.
00:44:27Here!
00:44:29You're so strong.
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:35Uh...
00:44:36Denise?
00:44:41You know, what makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I've gone mental.
00:44:45Of course you're not Denise, but she's turned you into this honorable zombie.
00:44:49Okay, I'm just trying to be a little bit more responsible.
00:44:51I don't know what's so strange about that.
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57I know she is.
00:44:59I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it, too.
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does.
00:45:01Then I can just pour some more slime on her just like you did yesterday.
00:45:04You wouldn't dare.
00:45:05Do you bet your biceps I would?
00:45:07Billy, you make me want to be really bad.
00:45:09Okay!
00:45:09Oh!
00:45:10Oh!
00:45:10No!
00:45:10No, no, no!
00:45:11That's okay!
00:45:12No!
00:45:13Vixen!
00:45:13I don't want to kiss you!
00:45:14No!
00:45:19Oh my god!
00:45:20You're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:24Go!
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut.
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh god!
00:45:32I hate you Billy!
00:45:34I hate you for making me love you!
00:45:43This isn't over!
00:45:45This isn't over by a long shot!
00:45:50What the hell just happened?!
00:45:52Girlfriend just broke up with you.
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54It's the second time today.
00:45:56Due to you!
00:45:57Okay, well Billy you're better off without her or all she does is just make fun of me every day.
00:46:01Everyone makes fun of you.
00:46:02And that's not my fault is it?
00:46:03Well maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time and people would actually respect you.
00:46:07Fuck you Billy!
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah fuck you!
00:46:10Oh fuck me!
00:46:12Eyes are high, look who just grew a pair of balls!
00:46:15Eyeballs?
00:46:16You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies, I never want to see you again!
00:46:22Fine!
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:24Fine!
00:46:25Fine!
00:46:26Fine!
00:46:30Well except for in a few hours when we have to study!
00:46:33Right?
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:44Okay, yeah this is sure to be on the exam.
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromatic-
00:46:50Oh hey!
00:46:50Man!
00:46:52Billy I need you to focus!
00:46:54Okay you have to pass my exam today.
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:01I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend.
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her.
00:47:04Get Vixen back or I'm done studying.
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature.
00:47:09Honestly I think that you're better off without Vixen.
00:47:11She's literally just this like crazed little over-sex cheerleader who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the
00:47:17time.
00:47:18Exactly! That's why I'm dating her!
00:47:20Okay, well the longer that I've gotten to know you, I just, I feel like maybe you deserve a little
00:47:25bit better.
00:47:25Oh, oh really? Yeah. And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay.
00:47:36Can we just go over all the condensation again?
00:47:38Uh, no.
00:47:39Get my Vixen back.
00:47:41Or I'll fail your little test on this.
00:47:43Oh, oh blackmail.
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47Okay, fine.
00:47:49Excuse me.
00:47:52Denise!
00:47:54Oh, wait, what did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:48:00So yum.
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake.
00:48:06No!
00:48:06I love cheesecake.
00:48:08Cheesecake's my favorite.
00:48:09Okay, yeah.
00:48:09I used cheesecake all day, Billy, Denise.
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13Especially before I quit.
00:48:13You're so funny!
00:48:15Uh-uh.
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:17Do you see what this is?
00:48:17Don't you dare.
00:48:18Don't you dare.
00:48:19No!
00:48:20Glucose kills your short-term memory.
00:48:21You will literally send my brain into a coma!
00:48:25Oh, okay.
00:48:26It is on!
00:48:28Oh!
00:48:33Oh!
00:48:37They're fun!
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time, you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful.
00:49:16I almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:22Vixen!
00:49:24Vixen's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks, you stuffed your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you gonna get it, Billy?
00:49:42Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:45I'm a total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank.
00:49:50Human tampon.
00:49:51Yes, yes.
00:49:52You've seen her around.
00:49:52You've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon.
00:49:55You've seen her around.
00:49:56The skank of the school.
00:49:56Vinnie an X!
00:49:57Vinnie sucks!
00:49:59If you have something you want to say to me, say it to my face.
00:50:02My face?
00:50:02You come with a warning label.
00:50:04It may cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:07Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like Bath and Body Works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:24Oh my god.
00:50:25You actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29Promise not to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:52Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:01I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:13Everyone is first!
00:51:19Luanne!
00:51:19I said I'll get you in those damn fine legs!
00:51:22Billy, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:27Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:32Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:53Yeah.
00:51:55This is pretty good.
00:51:57What's really amazing is you.
00:52:00I mean, what you did with Vixen, nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you is you.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:11Watch them learn.
00:52:12Good news guys.
00:52:14I think I found a way to switch her bodies back.
00:52:16For Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:22But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:23After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah, maybe like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo!
00:52:54Let's go!
00:52:56Winner, you mess up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09Bet you five bucks.
00:53:10She hits three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:27Saddle up!
00:53:36Thanks.
00:53:42Thanks.
00:53:43Thanks.
00:53:44Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah.
00:54:06Great.
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today,
00:54:10so why don't we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh-uh.
00:54:13No.
00:54:14You fake.
00:54:15Please, coach, just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in me.
00:54:21One more try.
00:54:24Put it in!
00:54:25Come on.
00:54:51Final test.
00:54:52Parallel park it.
00:54:54You ace this, you win.
00:54:56Otherwise, it would be parallel parking you.
00:55:19Coach.
00:55:21You passed.
00:55:23I passed?
00:55:23You passed.
00:55:25I passed!
00:55:38I passed!
00:55:40I passed!
00:55:42You did it!
00:55:43I did it!
00:55:44You did it!
00:55:45I did it!
00:55:46You did it!
00:55:46You did it.
00:55:48It works!
00:55:50I did it!
00:55:51No!
00:55:53Good job.
00:56:05Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No, it's that Denise. She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kinda cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda!
00:56:16But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can, and we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36But we could. We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:57:01What?
00:57:06Welcome-
00:57:07No!
00:57:08Shhh! Billy, it's just us!
00:57:12You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:57:13No, I'm trying to get us not caught, okay? We're not supposed to be doing this in here.
00:57:17Alright guys, listen, it's almost 313. If we want this spell to work, we gotta do it right now.
00:57:22So come on, let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:27Come on, get comfortable.
00:57:29Come on, sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:32Sweetheart.
00:57:33A year ago, I asked my father in to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets. Trust.
00:57:40Okay, bring your hands together.
00:57:41Let's go on.
00:57:43About to take you for a mystical rollercoaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:57:49Chew-yip!
00:57:51Chew-yip!
00:57:53Choo-choo!
00:57:56Chew-yip!
00:58:00Did it work?
00:58:02No, I still have a penis.
00:58:04And I still don't.
00:58:05Shit!
00:58:06The universe is so fucking rude.
00:58:09Okay, well, it's official. We're never switching back, so...
00:58:11Hey, never say never.
00:58:13I'm not giving up on you.
00:58:16Or... us.
00:58:18We'll make this work.
00:58:20So cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:32Step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves.
00:58:35Now!
00:58:36First of all, it's not a witchcraft circle.
00:58:39It's an artisanal manifestation zone.
00:58:41I don't care what it is.
00:58:42Your little extracurricular seance is over.
00:58:45Uh, Principal Rainmaker, we were just...
00:58:46We were just...
00:58:47Wasting precious time.
00:58:49Do you know what time it is, Mr. Miller?
00:58:51It's now or another time!
00:58:53Stop!
00:58:54You've got swim trials starting in ten minutes.
00:58:56And, Ms. Wiener, your science exam is not to begin.
00:58:59We need to go right now.
00:59:01Right, but what if we...
00:59:02What? No, what ifs?
00:59:03Look, just do your best, and...
00:59:06To me...
00:59:07You've already won.
00:59:10You mean it?
00:59:11No, Mordelia Dahlia!
00:59:12Move!
00:59:12Don't!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:24So the rumor is, is that now it's a full experiment.
00:59:26So just...
00:59:27Trust your instincts, and...
00:59:30Periodic table's got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation.
00:59:34One step at a time, and focus.
00:59:37Okay, focused.
00:59:38One step at a time, just...
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:47But you've got this.
00:59:49You've got this too.
00:59:51Marito! Marito!
00:59:52We love you in your seat-o!
00:59:54What, Aquaman?
00:59:55Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:57Ms. Wiener!
00:59:58Your GPA is hanging by a 3.
01:00:00And it's fraying fast.
01:00:09Let's swim, boys!
01:00:10Let's go!
01:00:12Let's go!
01:00:13Let's go!
01:00:13Let's go!
01:00:13Let's go!
01:00:14Let's go!
01:00:15Let's go!
01:00:20Let's go!
01:00:21Let's go!
01:00:22On your mark...
01:00:23And your time begins...
01:00:25Get set...
01:00:26Back.
01:00:49You can forget M.I.T.
01:00:52Try Beauty School.
01:00:58Holy smokes!
01:01:00All that training down the drain!
01:01:02The Titanic is better in the water than you are today!
01:01:06Coach!
01:01:07What's my time?
01:01:08The fastest!
01:01:09Woo!
01:01:10Yes!
01:01:11I can't lose!
01:01:13Not like this!
01:01:21Coach!
01:01:22Coach!
01:01:23Let me try again!
01:01:25One more time!
01:01:27Focus Ms. Wiener!
01:01:28One mistake!
01:01:29And it's all over with!
01:01:34One more!
01:01:35That's it!
01:01:36One more!
01:01:37One more!
01:01:38One!
01:01:39Get up!
01:01:40Yeah!
01:01:40Get up!
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:42Get up!
01:01:44Get up!
01:01:44Okay!
01:01:47On your mark!
01:01:54Get set!
01:01:58Yeah!
01:02:12Jack!
01:02:38Miss Wiener, that's genius.
01:02:41A-plus work.
01:02:42Always knew you had it in you.
01:02:43No, you didn't.
01:02:44You've been nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:50Miller?
01:02:53You are Heiser Heiser's new swim team captain.
01:02:56Yeah!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:11Good job, Billy!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A-plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your dingo?
01:03:25Yeah, this is from team captain.
01:03:26Yes!
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:31Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:43Billy, congrats!
01:03:45I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48Vixen, you feeling okay?
01:03:50Denise, why keep fighting?
01:03:52We can just be friends.
01:03:53You?
01:03:54You want to be friends with me?
01:03:55Of course.
01:03:56Why wouldn't I?
01:03:57I honestly hope you win prom queen tonight.
01:03:59You do?
01:04:00It's going to be a prom to remember, guys.
01:04:03Okay, get to get to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer in swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:22So, maybe Vixen can too.
01:04:25Oh, uh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36As if you still want to go to prom with me.
01:04:43Uh, yes.
01:04:44Yes, yes, I, I, it would, yes, it would be an honor to go to prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixen's a short ride about one thing.
01:04:54It'll be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:05No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh, my God, what am I going to wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh, my God, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:46Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52He'll beg me to take him back, and I'll be crowned queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime?
01:05:57We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:06:16I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:20I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:21I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:25I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:27I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:28I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:28I won't let this be in bed.
01:06:35wow you um you look great you look pretty handsome thank you i can you believe that we
01:06:45made it here um together we look good doing it yeah yeah we do
01:06:55hey quiet when i say just do it hold the bucket no matter what just do it got it i'll
01:07:04teach that
01:07:04snitch bitch to take my man fixin for the kill
01:07:22as prom chairwoman it's my duty to announce hyzer high's prom king and queen are
01:07:32kenny
01:07:40denise wiener and billy miller
01:07:54the
01:08:04the
01:08:05the
01:08:05the
01:08:05the
01:08:05the
01:08:05the
01:08:35I think there's something everybody here needs to see.
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:51Oh my God, Kenny, this is crazy!
01:08:55Oh my God, this is embarrassing.
01:08:57She's going to probably be alone her entire life,
01:08:59her 950 cats.
01:09:01Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with everyone?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:13You know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You look like hell it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:24Excuse me.
01:09:24Wait, Denise!
01:09:27I guess we're not bulletproof.
01:09:30But we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:49Everything I thought I was...
01:09:54It's all a lie.
01:09:59Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:05Just alone.
01:10:18I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me.
01:10:24I've become a totally new person.
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:35And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please let this work.
01:11:04Please, please.
01:11:34Please, please, please.
01:11:44Wait, Denise is dressed like a guy, and Billy's dressed like a girl?
01:11:50This night sucks.
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all.
01:11:54Uh, right bodies.
01:11:56Wrong outfit.
01:11:58I don't know.
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my tux.
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
01:12:08You're really going to throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing. She's pathetic.
01:12:14No, Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:21Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones.
01:12:24Because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:25And me.
01:12:28I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:34You're perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen, Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face, but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49Can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:50No, please, I'm going to vomit.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:53And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:57Loser.
01:12:57She's a loser.
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:00School's almost over.
01:13:03There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop!
01:13:12You can't do this to me!
01:13:13Stop!
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:15Stop cheering for her!
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me!
01:13:19Stop it!
01:13:20You can't do it!
01:13:22You can't do it!
01:13:23Just do it.
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:37No!
01:13:38Not me!
01:13:40Oh, Vixen!
01:13:42You can't laugh at me!
01:13:43I'm the most popular girl at Highs or High!
01:13:45Well, someone get that tacky, washed up, non-popular girl off the stage, please.
01:13:49She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt!
01:13:52And fuck you, Billy!
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise!
01:13:54Fuck you, Ronna, for screwing up my whole plan!
01:13:56And fuck you, Kenny!
01:13:58Get out of my way!
01:13:59Move!
01:13:59Now!
01:13:59In fact, all you fuckers at Highs or High can all go fuck yourselves!
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior, the only person who's gonna fuck herself is you!
01:14:09You're officially suspended.
01:14:10Now get off my stage and get out of my school!
01:14:13Ah!
01:14:20Get that way!
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:31And what are y'all clapping about?
01:14:33Get back to dancing!
01:14:48I guess next woman's got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51Yeah, about damn time, too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually liked her.
01:15:00And Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:15:03About everything that I've done, genuinely.
01:15:05Like, I can't say it enough.
01:15:07I'm so sorry.
01:15:09No, no, no, no.
01:15:09Hey, it's okay.
01:15:11I'm sorry, too.
01:15:12And I forgive you.
01:15:14For everything.
01:15:15And I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller.
01:15:23Miss Wiener.
01:15:24You two both are in big, big trouble.
01:15:29What?
01:15:30Why?
01:15:30What the hell do we do?
01:15:31Do we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you in trouble.
01:15:34No one will ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:37Oh, my God.
01:15:39Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope.
01:15:42And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45And Miller!
01:15:46I'm gonna make sure that you get a scholarship.
01:15:49But, uh, maybe lose the dress.
01:15:52Pink ain't really your color, son.
01:15:55Hey, yeah.
01:15:55Yes, coach.
01:15:56Right away.
01:15:57Coach, actually.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So, what college do you want to go to?
01:16:05Um, hopefully whichever one you're at.
01:16:11Hey, could we do that thing again?
01:16:15What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:19This.
01:16:20There are always reasons, even in the coldest season.
01:16:24I'll take your heart and I'm freezing.
01:16:28There are always symbols, along the way, just let go.
01:16:32Life is an office for almost.
01:16:36We belong together.
01:16:39And the world, just like the sword in the stone.
01:16:43Ooh.
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