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00:00:01Bolt.
00:00:02This experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:06What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:11Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:30Listen up, I got something to say.
00:00:32They work!
00:00:33Well, well.
00:00:34If it isn't dorky, Denise and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:43Nope.
00:00:44No, that wasn't it.
00:00:46All right here.
00:00:51Ah, got him again.
00:00:53It's too easy.
00:00:54Look, the pool's closed today, okay?
00:00:55So we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:57Tomorrow is swim team captain trials and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:07All muscle, no brains.
00:01:09What'd you say to him?
00:01:10Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like I care?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:17Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:01:18Don't touch that, it's a very delicate compound!
00:01:20Oh, it's so delicate!
00:01:21You're kidding, you should hand it over to me, my guy.
00:01:22Seriously, get your beautiful manly hands off of that.
00:01:25Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise!
00:01:26No, it's my lab!
00:01:28Fine, have it!
00:01:30No!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:49Oh my god, Denise!
00:01:52I told you you can't get any of your nerd on me. Oh, you're so gonna regret this. Hey, relax
00:01:57guys
00:01:58Mercury's in retrograde and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos. Fine
00:02:03But I'm gonna remember this. She's such a jerk. Oh, you such a jerk. Oh
00:02:08Bye Denise
00:02:10The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her
00:02:18Denise wait
00:02:21Bro, I got it all on my camera. No way
00:02:24Let's see. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is embarrassing. She's gonna probably be alone her entire life her
00:02:35and her
00:02:35950 cats. I was looking for you all day
00:02:39Okay, I'm effing humiliated
00:02:41No one likes me. That's not true Denise. I like you. You don't get it. I mean look at you
00:02:47You're handsome. You're cool. You've been at school for like six years
00:03:19Everyone likes you. It's been seven years
00:03:22Incoming!
00:03:26Incoming!
00:03:27Paris! Lights out!
00:03:30Denise
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true
00:03:34I wish I wasn't such a nerd
00:03:37I'm so glad I'm not a nerd
00:03:48I'm so glad I'm not a nerd
00:04:11I'm so glad I bled on my house
00:04:21Oh my god
00:04:26Oh my god
00:04:34No, no, no, no.
00:04:36I SWAP BODY'S MABILITY!
00:04:37I SWAP BODY'S MABILITY!
00:05:03I SWAP BODY'S MABILITY!
00:05:04It just doesn't make sense to me.
00:05:08What the hell did you do to me?
00:05:10Me?
00:05:10I didn't do anything.
00:05:11In fact, I think that this is all your fault.
00:05:14You need to change me back right now.
00:05:16I don't think I can live the rest of my life with these things.
00:05:19Okay, what did you...
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels?
00:05:23Those are my grandma's.
00:05:24I think they're cute.
00:05:26Cute?
00:05:27They're so tall.
00:05:28I've never worn those a day in my life.
00:05:30If I want to go to the beach naked, it's my life.
00:05:33100%.
00:05:33What are you doing, Tracy?
00:05:35Billy!
00:05:36Hey, babe.
00:05:40Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
00:05:42Maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses.
00:05:47Um...
00:05:48Hold that thought.
00:05:50We need to talk.
00:05:51Like right now.
00:05:57Excuse me.
00:05:58Did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me?
00:06:00He's always such a horndog.
00:06:01Maybe he got neutered.
00:06:06You're changing us back right now!
00:06:08Okay, don't panic.
00:06:09It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum...
00:06:11No!
00:06:11God, speak English!
00:06:13Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other's.
00:06:16Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together.
00:06:19Hypothetically speaking, yes.
00:06:20But how?
00:06:20Like this.
00:06:21Oh God!
00:06:26Oh no!
00:06:28Oh no!
00:06:29Oh, fire!
00:06:30Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:33Fire!
00:06:33Fire Billy!
00:06:34Fire!
00:06:34Go!
00:06:34Go!
00:06:39Ah!
00:06:40Ah!
00:06:41Ah!
00:06:41Ah!
00:06:41Ah!
00:06:41Ah!
00:06:41The door's locked!
00:06:42Oh my God!
00:06:44We're gonna die in here!
00:06:45Oh my God!
00:06:45Stop being such a drama queen!
00:06:47It's literally just the trauma.
00:06:48It's not!
00:06:49It's gonna burn the whole school down!
00:06:50We're gonna die in here!
00:06:51Oh my God, no!
00:06:58Oh no!
00:06:59Oh no!
00:07:01Oh no!
00:07:01Oh no!
00:07:02Oh no!
00:07:02Oh no!
00:07:04Oh no!
00:07:04Oh no!
00:07:05Oh no!
00:07:09This is unbelievable!
00:07:10Mr. Miller!
00:07:12Ms. Weiner!
00:07:13My office!
00:07:14Now!
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days!
00:07:39It's his fault!
00:07:40It's her fault!
00:07:41Excuse me!
00:07:42Nothing!
00:07:44Now!
00:07:45Since you two single handedly destroyed the prom, you're gonna redecorate it!
00:07:49I hate the prom!
00:07:50And decorating's like girl stuff!
00:07:53Which I love to do because I am a girl!
00:07:57If you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom, you will be expelled!
00:08:02I can't do that today, okay?
00:08:04I have a science test that's worth half of my grade!
00:08:06And I have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain!
00:08:09I mean Denise does!
00:08:11I don't know what's wrong with you two!
00:08:13And I really don't care!
00:08:14But if I see you separated for anything other than class and to fix the prom, you are out of
00:08:19my school!
00:08:20Got it?
00:08:24I asked you two a question!
00:08:27Yes!
00:08:28Yes, Principal Rainmaker!
00:08:29Good!
00:08:30Now shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship!
00:08:41Shake hands!
00:08:43Now get out of my office!
00:08:46Now!
00:08:48Now get out of my office!
00:08:56Now!
00:09:04You did this on purpose!
00:09:05You just know I'm uber popular!
00:09:07And you're so uncool!
00:09:09Oh well if I had the power to do that then I would use it for something better than you!
00:09:13You need to put us back together!
00:09:14Oh my god you're right!
00:09:16We need glue!
00:09:18We need glue!
00:09:22We need glue!
00:09:24Okay!
00:09:25Um, yeah!
00:09:25No!
00:09:26Not that type of glue!
00:09:27I'm talking about a quantum glue!
00:09:28A transference of matter?
00:09:30That'll generate a-
00:09:31Stop!
00:09:31Speaking nerd on ease!
00:09:33Um, if we were to hug, then our brains might release oxytocin which is the bonding chemical
00:09:39and that could reset our energy fields!
00:09:41You want me to hug you?
00:09:42For scientific purposes only, don't get too excited!
00:09:45Okay!
00:09:45I'm sure you're the excited one!
00:09:47I know you've always had a crush on me!
00:09:48Okay!
00:09:49No!
00:09:49I've actually never had a crush on you!
00:09:51But I totally do have a crush on him!
00:09:52I just can't let him find out!
00:09:58Okay, don't make it weird!
00:10:00Come here, bro!
00:10:01I'm gonna-
00:10:01I'm gonna approach you!
00:10:03And I'm gonna-
00:10:03I'm gonna go-
00:10:05Okay, nice!
00:10:06Okay!
00:10:10Ooh!
00:10:23Nope!
00:10:24I still have the wrong reproductive appendage!
00:10:26Well, clearly he's excited!
00:10:28And it's called a dick!
00:10:29I'd like to have it back, please!
00:10:30Oh, you think I like being stuck with this thing between my legs?
00:10:34How do you make it go down?
00:10:35Think of dead puppies!
00:10:36Or Miss Chadwick the English teacher naked!
00:10:38Oh!
00:10:39Oh!
00:10:39Ew!
00:10:41See?
00:10:43Now, don't you have one of those, like, science experiments that you can change us back?
00:10:46Swim trails are today, and promised tonight, and my girlfriend is counting on me to show
00:10:49up as me!
00:10:50Okay, stop yelling at me!
00:10:51Who else am I supposed to yell at, idiot?!
00:10:53I don't know!
00:10:53Not me!
00:10:54Oh!
00:10:56Ah!
00:10:57Ah!
00:10:58Ah!
00:11:00Ah!
00:11:01Ah!
00:11:03Ah!
00:11:03Ah!
00:11:05I-
00:11:06You hit me!
00:11:07I did!
00:11:08And-
00:11:08I'm a girl!
00:11:10I-I'm sorry.
00:11:10Can I s-
00:11:11You look okay?
00:11:13Now who's the bully?
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:18Let's just move on from this, okay?
00:11:19We can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom.
00:11:24Seriously, I-I cannot be expelled.
00:11:27Fine!
00:11:28We'll just start with the palm trees.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:39Excuse me.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:44Palm trees.
00:11:51Hey!
00:11:52What are you doing?
00:11:53Why are you painting it before I've even cut it out?
00:11:55Cause it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:57Well, that wasn't clear.
00:11:58Well, you weren't clear.
00:11:59Why am I getting so much backlash?
00:12:00Why are you offended by everything?!
00:12:02I just want clear direction!
00:12:08That clear enough for you?
00:12:15Crystal.
00:12:15Oh!
00:12:16Oh!
00:12:45Oh no!
00:12:46It's my favorite jersey!
00:12:47Oh, it's my favorite jersey!
00:12:47Take it off so we can walk it.
00:12:51Yeah, yeah.
00:12:52Turn it up.
00:12:54Push it bad.
00:12:55Push it bad.
00:12:56Don't stay.
00:12:57Don't stay.
00:13:00Don't stay.
00:13:01Enough!
00:13:02No more games!
00:13:05We gotta...
00:13:06Here, we gotta finish this up before we get stuck.
00:13:10Be careful, it's a little slippery.
00:13:30You know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back?
00:13:35Maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug.
00:13:39What's stronger than a hug?
00:13:41A kiss.
00:13:43You want to kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change us back, it's worth a try.
00:13:48Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out.
00:13:51Okay, so we'll kiss.
00:13:54Ready?
00:13:56Ready.
00:13:58Set?
00:13:59Set.
00:14:04And here we go.
00:14:23It's not what you think.
00:14:24You're cheating on me with Denise?
00:14:25The human tampon of Hyzer High?
00:14:27You take that back.
00:14:28You're actually defending her?
00:14:31We're done.
00:14:32Find a new problem date.
00:14:38You got me dumped.
00:14:39Okay, I mean, let's just fix it.
00:14:43Ow.
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45Get my life back.
00:14:46Well, if Principal Raymaker finds out that we're not working together, we're going to be expelled.
00:14:50Ah!
00:14:53Mm-hmm.
00:14:57Oh, God.
00:14:59Shoot.
00:15:05Honey, what?
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare.
00:15:09Honey, please, this is a huge mistake.
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:12Okay, pause off me and drop my head.
00:15:15Say, I'm a whore for homework.
00:15:18Vixen, please, just hear me out.
00:15:22Vixen!
00:15:24Vixen, stop.
00:15:25Vixen, stop.
00:15:30You've done enough damage already.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:39So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen.
00:15:44Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:47Philly, I knew you used to love me.
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you.
00:15:50Oh, no.
00:15:52What?
00:15:53Is my makeup smooth?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect.
00:15:57I...
00:15:58I...
00:16:02You know what, Vixen?
00:16:04Vixen, you have bossed everyone around for years.
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side.
00:16:10You can't just leave me here.
00:16:11We were ordered to work together.
00:16:12Yeah, you had no problem leaving me.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more.
00:16:20Vixen?
00:16:23Vixen?
00:16:24Just, just, just walk.
00:16:32Vixen, you have to be on the other side.
00:16:33Vixen, it turns me on when you put other girls in their place.
00:16:36Oh, wow.
00:16:37That's cool.
00:16:38Um, hey.
00:16:39Vixen, why don't we go to class?
00:16:42Shh.
00:16:43Not until I think...
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but...
00:16:51Okay.
00:16:52Ah, here.
00:16:53And you're gonna go right there.
00:16:56Um, what's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared.
00:16:58I just don't feel myself.
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not up?
00:17:11I have to fly my kite.
00:17:17What?
00:17:17I'm gonna be back.
00:17:19What is wrong with you?
00:17:23I mean, why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:27Move, sir.
00:17:32Oh, my.
00:17:33Oh, God.
00:17:35Excuse me.
00:17:36Sorry.
00:17:37Stupid button.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:39Sorry.
00:17:40I need your help, please.
00:17:42Help with what?
00:17:43Beating out freshmen?
00:17:44Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy.
00:17:45No, Billy and I have to decorate for the prom, or I'm gonna get expelled.
00:17:47But you are, Billy.
00:17:49No.
00:17:50No, no, no.
00:17:51I'm Denise.
00:17:52I'm your best friend.
00:17:53Oh, please.
00:17:55I'm serious.
00:17:56Billy and I...
00:17:58We swapped bodies last night.
00:18:03Billy, I was willing to listen to you, but instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous story!
00:18:14I'm being serious.
00:18:17Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me.
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours, and I'm already a complete and total slut.
00:18:23Of course Vixen tried to make out with you.
00:18:25She's your girlfriend, remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I still can't believe I woke up with this thing between my legs.
00:18:34Oh, in all seriousness, though, like, how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself in the face?
00:18:37Because I cannot figure it out.
00:18:39It's a little early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay, look, look, look, look, look.
00:18:43Okay, maybe, maybe if I just show you it, like, you can help me figure this thing out,
00:18:47because I do not know how it works.
00:18:48Oh, my God!
00:18:49Oh, my God!
00:18:53Don't have any of the pudding.
00:18:54It's bad.
00:18:58So...
00:18:58Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry!
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:05Nice try.
00:19:06But I'm not falling for the look at your drunk crank you pulled on me in eighth grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11I didn't know that Billy bullied you?
00:19:15Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:19Actually, he's not pretending.
00:19:21Or, she's not pretending.
00:19:25And, yes, you're right.
00:19:27I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot, actually.
00:19:30And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait, wait, what?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:33We swapped bodies.
00:19:35And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up, I had bees.
00:19:40This is Bishan.
00:19:41I mean, oh, my God, like, I knew I had sick powers, but I didn't know I could do something
00:19:43like this.
00:19:44This is so badass.
00:19:44This is, this is epic.
00:19:46This is, wait, I did, I did what?
00:19:52Whoa!
00:19:53Oh, my God, buddy.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57Davey has, like, low blood sugar or something.
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00No, juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice is better.
00:20:03Juice.
00:20:04Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06I got your juice.
00:20:07Here we go.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11There he is.
00:20:12You got your juice.
00:20:13I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:14I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:16Bolt, what did you mean by, oh, no, what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish upon a star and this amulet.
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35A wish that would help all Denise's wishes come true.
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now, I am going to rearrange your face.
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:45Okay.
00:20:46You're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:49I'm like the real Harry Potter just with abs.
00:20:52Magic isn't real.
00:20:53How dare you?
00:20:53Science was actually mistaken for magic for, like, centuries.
00:20:56So, um, yeah, actually, it is a possibility.
00:20:59Damn right it is.
00:21:00You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:04He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:07You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:12I'm going to need a silver fork for focus.
00:21:15Hot sauce for pancakes.
00:21:16Did you say hot dog?
00:21:20Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And, uh, pancakes.
00:21:23You need to help me, pancakes.
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection.
00:21:27All right, hold on, you two.
00:21:29I'm about to put you back where you truly belong.
00:21:32Hot dog-ists.
00:21:33Pan-ca-k-ists.
00:21:34Pet-chup-ists.
00:21:35Mustard-ists.
00:21:36Sugar, we're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of carbs and chaos, return these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:43I don't want to...
00:21:46How the fuck did I know?
00:21:50It's working!
00:21:52I'm doing magic!
00:21:54It's working!
00:21:59Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:22:07This doesn't look like decorating to me.
00:22:08You have ten seconds to explain yourself, or this will be your last thing at Ha-Zaha.
00:22:14Principal Raymaker, it's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Boat, I didn't know you'd be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:20You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you don't lost your rabid-ass mind.
00:22:25Get off my table!
00:22:26And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the A.C.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:31So I can't do magic?
00:22:33Principal Raymaker, um, we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:37Um, we, we just expanded our team to include Bolt for his, uh, his styling expertise, of course.
00:22:47Delegation.
00:22:48Mm-hmm.
00:22:49Good.
00:22:49Keep it up.
00:22:51Oh!
00:22:52Who else?
00:22:58So that spell you did was fake?
00:23:00I swear, I thought it was working.
00:23:01I mean, maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:05Both?
00:23:06You have to switch us back.
00:23:09Uh-oh.
00:23:12Uh-oh, what do you mean, uh-oh?
00:23:13I feel something weird.
00:23:14Down here.
00:23:16Oh no.
00:23:17Oh no.
00:23:18Billy.
00:23:18I think-
00:23:19Oh no!
00:23:20I think I'm about to have my-
00:23:22I'm about to have your technically mine, but it's in your-
00:23:24I'm about to have-
00:23:25Oh my god!
00:23:26No!
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman.
00:23:36Okay, relax.
00:23:37Relax.
00:23:38It's not my time of the month, so you probably just have to pee.
00:23:41I haven't done that yet.
00:23:43You haven't peed all day?
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful and not look at you down there.
00:23:47Oh, well, that's kind of sweet.
00:23:50Um, well, there's a-
00:23:52There's a bathroom down the hall that you can use if you want to.
00:23:54Um, I would go.
00:23:56And we'll meet up after class.
00:23:57All the sitting down.
00:24:00How do you girls do it?
00:24:03I'd be sitting down sometimes.
00:24:05Ooh!
00:24:06Ooh!
00:24:15Whoa, whoa!
00:24:16Look who it is!
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit!
00:24:19Sorry to-
00:24:20To bother you!
00:24:22I just-
00:24:23I just need to use the bathroom.
00:24:27You're not going anywhere.
00:24:29Please let me go.
00:24:30If you need to pee, pee.
00:24:33Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:37Maybe you need another one.
00:24:42Hey, girls!
00:24:43Vixen, I know you're nice.
00:24:45I am nice.
00:24:45To people I like.
00:24:48Trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man, you science-craft psycho!
00:25:02I think you need a few more.
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:06We gotta get to class.
00:25:08One sec.
00:25:09Look, I'll meet Billy again, and you won't walk out of here alive.
00:25:27Oh my-
00:25:28Jeez!
00:25:29Billy, what are you doing?
00:25:32Oh my God, what the hell happened to me?
00:25:34My girlfriend just beat the crap out of me because she thought I was you, trying to steal you from
00:25:40me, for her, for you!
00:25:45What?
00:25:46Vixen actually bullied me.
00:25:47Obviously.
00:25:48She always bullies me.
00:25:49I'm sorry she always bullies you, but please help me.
00:25:52I couldn't go to class.
00:25:53You skipped my math class?
00:25:54You don't expect me to walk into class looking like this.
00:25:56Maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback.
00:25:58If you don't help me, and drop this attitude, I'll drop this blouse.
00:26:05What?
00:26:05I'll go streaking across campus, and then we'll see if the stripper of Heiser High gets into college.
00:26:11You wouldn't.
00:26:17One.
00:26:18You're bluffing.
00:26:20Two.
00:26:22Billy, think about this, okay?
00:26:23You don't actually want to do this, Billy.
00:26:24Three.
00:26:25You don't-
00:26:25Oh my God, no!
00:26:27No, no, no, stop!
00:26:28Stop, stop, stop, stop!
00:26:29Okay?
00:26:29You win, okay?
00:26:31I will help you.
00:26:32Let's just, let's get you over, away from everybody, and speed back up.
00:26:36Thank you so much.
00:26:39Out of your mind, Billy.
00:26:41Look, I didn't know how mean my friends could be until I was on the other side of it.
00:26:48I'm sorry.
00:26:50Whatever.
00:26:51Let's just, maybe go decorate for the prom, I guess.
00:26:54I'm one condition.
00:26:55Come back.
00:26:57Stop acting like grades are all you got, man.
00:27:00Grades are all that I've got.
00:27:01You could be anything you want to be.
00:27:03Prom queen, student council, literally anything.
00:27:08Yeah, sure.
00:27:09Maybe in an alternate dimension.
00:27:10We are in an alternate dimension.
00:27:12Look, you got brains and beauty.
00:27:14Something Vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of.
00:27:17Yeah, they're actually jealous of me?
00:27:19Yes!
00:27:20I mean, why have you been hiding this body?
00:27:23God.
00:27:25Okay, well, it's not like I'm hiding something.
00:27:27See this?
00:27:29Yes, you have.
00:27:31Now.
00:27:32Come on, feel it.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Oh my God, no!
00:27:34That kind of touching is totally inappropriate.
00:27:36Bro, it's literally your body I'm trying to get you to appreciate.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:44I just, I guess I've never, like, saw myself as...
00:27:49Sexy?
00:27:51It's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks.
00:27:54Okay, real beauty, it's on the inside.
00:27:57Stop being such a prude and go with it.
00:28:10You're gorgeous.
00:28:13Looking this good isn't vanity, it's power.
00:28:19Maybe I could show you how to use it.
00:28:31Excuse me!
00:28:33What in the 50 shades of gray is going on here?
00:28:36We were just doing an anatomy lesson.
00:28:39Yeah, I was wondering where my kidneys were.
00:28:41Is it, I think they're in here, right?
00:28:42Yep, right there.
00:28:43Perfect, thanks for the lesson.
00:28:44My spell really did work.
00:28:46You two really are falling in love.
00:28:49No, we're not.
00:28:50No, we're not.
00:28:51Sure.
00:28:53Then why are you playing doctor on the football field?
00:28:55And why is Denise so...
00:28:58Busted?
00:28:59My girlfriend just beat the shit out of me.
00:29:03Please tell me you have better clothes for me to change in to.
00:29:05Did you check the lost and found?
00:29:06There's some pretty good shit in there.
00:29:09I can glam you two up later.
00:29:11Thanks, Paul.
00:29:12Oh, and one small detail to add some more pressure to your day.
00:29:16We have our driving test after school.
00:29:18In the back parking lot, during a study break.
00:29:21Oh, good luck.
00:29:23Driving test?
00:29:25I can't drive!
00:29:31I can't drive!
00:29:32What?!
00:29:36Welcome back, welcome back.
00:29:38My hips were ever sad.
00:29:40I don't need a match.
00:29:41I don't need a lighter, but we don't fire.
00:29:43That's a fact.
00:29:52What?!
00:29:52That lost and found box really saved the day, huh?
00:29:55Ow!
00:29:58I look amazing.
00:29:59Yeah, the category's called Britney Bitch.
00:30:12This is a bad idea.
00:30:14People drive cars every day.
00:30:16Get in.
00:30:17It's not that difficult.
00:30:19Bull, get in.
00:30:20No, no, no, no, no.
00:30:21I'm not dying today.
00:30:22Bull, come on.
00:30:23I need you just in case he kills us?
00:30:26Yeah, I took driver's ed with Billy before.
00:30:28And the, uh, instructor?
00:30:29He's still in therapy.
00:30:31Get your pretty boy butt in the car and strap yourself in.
00:30:48I can't take this.
00:30:49Billy, Billy, Billy, get back here.
00:30:55Both right.
00:30:55I suck.
00:30:56If you're seriously sorry about all of the bullying you've done over these years, then you will
00:30:59do this for me.
00:31:00I cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year.
00:31:03Everyone already thinks I'm a big enough nerd as it is.
00:31:06God, you're not a nerd.
00:31:08You're actually kind of cool.
00:31:10I am.
00:31:11I'm working with cream pies.
00:31:12Put the car in dry before I throw up.
00:31:20So this is how I die today.
00:31:21My dad's convertible was shit upholstery.
00:31:23Shut up.
00:31:24Not used to this car yet.
00:31:44Yep, we're clear.
00:31:45It's all clear.
00:31:46Okay?
00:31:47Let's move out.
00:31:49Gently.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:03My grandma drives faster than this.
00:32:05And she's dead.
00:32:14Why did we stop?
00:32:15The car was parking.
00:32:16Because we're in a parking lot.
00:32:19Okay, do you see that?
00:32:20That right there?
00:32:21That spot.
00:32:22Yeah?
00:32:22Go parking.
00:32:24Parallel parking?
00:32:25Fuck no.
00:32:26That's my weak spot, man.
00:32:29Listen to him.
00:32:32You've got this.
00:32:34My faith in you.
00:32:44Oh, my God.
00:32:45Stop.
00:32:46Oh, my God.
00:32:46Billy, stop.
00:32:47Stop.
00:32:48Stop.
00:32:51Okay.
00:32:54I think that's enough driving lessons for today.
00:32:57Dear diary,
00:32:58today I almost died from vehicular manslaughter.
00:33:00You tried your best, Billy.
00:33:03That's all that matters.
00:33:04You're not disappointed in me?
00:33:07No.
00:33:09No.
00:33:10You're okay at my book.
00:33:12I'll repay you for this.
00:33:17No one's ever going to bully you again.
00:33:23I'm going to run for prom queen.
00:33:25Oh, and you're going to win.
00:33:28What?
00:33:29No.
00:33:30Billy, no.
00:33:31For your own good today.
00:33:32No.
00:33:32No.
00:33:33Billy, you can't do this.
00:33:34Billy.
00:33:36Today's winner for prom queen.
00:33:38Woo.
00:33:39I like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone.
00:33:41But he's trying to turn me into somebody that I'm not.
00:33:43Someone that's confident, attractive,
00:33:46someone who's actually trying to have fun.
00:33:48Tragic.
00:33:48Are you actually taking Billy's side right now?
00:33:50What's the worst that's going to happen?
00:33:51I lose.
00:33:53Everybody hates me.
00:33:54Sweetheart.
00:33:55Besides me, everyone already does hate you.
00:33:57Oh, thanks.
00:33:58Oh.
00:33:59All right, come on.
00:33:59We've got to get to class.
00:34:00Lucky for you, it's with me.
00:34:02What?
00:34:03What class?
00:34:04String?
00:34:05History.
00:34:05No.
00:34:06It's my favorite one of the day.
00:34:08Dee.
00:34:09You ever take a shower with a group of boys?
00:34:12It's fun.
00:34:13You're going to love it.
00:34:14I'll see you there.
00:34:31Hey, what's up?
00:34:33Kitty!
00:34:34Hey, we should play a game called Find Each Other's Locker.
00:34:39I found yours.
00:34:40Here's mine.
00:34:41We do not have time for this.
00:34:42Twenty-five, man.
00:34:43Come on.
00:34:43Get your act together.
00:34:46Thanks.
00:34:47Kenny.
00:34:47Nailed it.
00:34:48I cannot stop itching.
00:34:50Look at this.
00:34:52Oh!
00:34:53It's plastic.
00:34:54Fungal overgrowth of the inguinal region.
00:34:58Um.
00:35:00Tineacurus.
00:35:01Tineacurus who?
00:35:02Jock itch.
00:35:04Okay?
00:35:04You need antifungal cream.
00:35:07Everywhere.
00:35:08Like, now.
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:11When did you get so smart?
00:35:13It's almost like you got another brain.
00:35:15Dino!
00:35:16Yeah!
00:35:17Yeah!
00:35:18You're welcome, Kenny.
00:35:20Thanks, man.
00:35:23Ladies!
00:35:24This is P.E.
00:35:25not home ec.
00:35:26I want those clothes off, those Speedos on, and your grizzly butts in that pool in, uh,
00:35:32one minute.
00:35:33Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:34Miller!
00:35:35Swim trials on the day.
00:35:37I want you to be the new team captain.
00:35:41Yeah, Miller!
00:35:42Yeah!
00:35:43Yeah!
00:35:44Go, Miller!
00:35:45Go, Billy!
00:35:46Mmm.
00:35:47You got it, Coach.
00:35:48Woo!
00:35:49All right, guys.
00:35:50Bring any bananas on, uh, three, eh?
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:52All right.
00:35:53One, two, three.
00:35:54Bananas!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:56Go!
00:35:56Go!
00:35:57Go!
00:35:57Go!
00:35:58Go!
00:35:58Go!
00:35:59Go!
00:36:00Go!
00:36:01Go!
00:36:02Go!
00:36:03Go!
00:36:04Oh!
00:36:05Oh, no, no.
00:36:05Five hundred.
00:36:06I heard you.
00:36:06I can't wait.
00:36:08Get it.
00:36:09You're on my PR.
00:36:18Okay, my little mermaids.
00:36:20Let's see if you're as bad as you look.
00:36:23Time to get in the pool.
00:36:24On your mark.
00:36:30Get set.
00:36:37Denise, Denise, Denise.
00:36:39If you don't practice now, you're going to drown with the trials.
00:36:43Well, please don't make me do this. I can't swim.
00:36:46We can think of something else. Really? Nope.
00:36:58You're the worst. I hate you. Listen, I'm going to hypnotize you, okay?
00:37:02Ellie's body is going to be used to the water on two. On two.
00:37:07Into. Out two.
00:37:09Out two. Out two. There you go.
00:37:13Alright, now you're going to swim. There you go.
00:37:17I'm going to hide. Now, we're going to get to the end of the pool.
00:37:21It's going to be stroke, glide, and breathe. Down there? Yes.
00:37:25Okay. You got it? You're going to stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:29Okay, go ahead and kick.
00:37:31Alright, give it a run.
00:37:33Drop stroke.
00:37:35Okay. And breathe. I'm good.
00:37:37Kick. Kumbayaba.
00:37:40Two.
00:37:42I'm swimming.
00:37:44Let's go, Willie.
00:37:45I'm swimming.
00:37:47You got it? Keep it up.
00:37:49Into. Out two.
00:37:51There you go. Good job.
00:38:01Oh my god, it's swimming.
00:38:02I grew up so fast.
00:38:11Hey, highs or high bananas?
00:38:14Denise for prom queen.
00:38:17Denise for prom.
00:38:22You wanna take that?
00:38:29I would never vote for you.
00:38:32Oh, you will.
00:38:34Unless you want everyone to find out about your little date with the vacuum cleaner.
00:38:41And how long?
00:38:42Welcome, weasel.
00:38:43It was only once. It was only once.
00:38:45How do you know about that?
00:38:47Oh, vote for me.
00:38:49And no one else will.
00:38:52I hate drugs! Let me do this!
00:38:56And that goes for the rest of you.
00:38:57Like Paul and his stepmom pics.
00:39:00Or RJ and his little make-out sex with the mascot head.
00:39:04Really?
00:39:07I'll vote. I'll vote.
00:39:08Thank you. Thank you.
00:39:10One at a time, guys.
00:39:11You're all disgusting. I love you.
00:39:13I love you.
00:39:13I love you.
00:39:22Oh my god. Billy's driving.
00:39:25What? Billy's driving!
00:39:26Somebody grab a lifesaver!
00:39:28I got a coach!
00:39:33Billy! Billy's driving!
00:39:41Hey! Billy's driving!
00:39:42Hey! Billy's driving!
00:39:43Oh my god! He's driving!
00:39:44He's driving!
00:39:46Billy! Billy, help!
00:39:55Oh my god.
00:39:56Oh my god.
00:40:02Oh my god.
00:40:05Oh my god.
00:40:13Oh my god.
00:40:16Oh my god.
00:40:17Oh my god.
00:40:19You okay?
00:40:19You took a lot in.
00:40:20Are you shaving?
00:40:26Of course.
00:40:27I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:30Hey!
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here, get up.
00:40:35You want an invitation?
00:40:37I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:37Get up!
00:40:40Now what I know, why is Miller not smelling like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool with no swimsuit and no training.
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain.
00:40:51Mercury's in retrograde, so.
00:40:52But I do not have time for your astrological bullshit right now.
00:40:56But it's true, the gravitational pull is just distorting perception, so it made it look like Denise is actually better
00:41:01than Pilly.
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:04But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune, which is the planet of confusion.
00:41:10You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way, Coach Finlan, so.
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah?
00:41:19For me?
00:41:22Aquarius, like rain, like a ray maker.
00:41:24Oh yes.
00:41:25Me?
00:41:26And her?
00:41:27That big bat?
00:41:28That's really straight of you.
00:41:31Alright, you two, meet me in the gym.
00:41:32I love that.
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:41Um, your clothes should be pretty dry.
00:41:44Now.
00:41:45Sorry that you got all wet.
00:41:47I'm sorry I got you in it this month.
00:41:49It's, it's all good.
00:41:50I mean, I really should learn how to swim, so.
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me.
00:41:54Alright, you two, we got a prom to decorate.
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now.
00:41:58I like you too much.
00:42:02You're alright.
00:42:05You're alright.
00:42:06He's right.
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were.
00:42:10Thanks, I think.
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself, you know?
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny.
00:42:16And you're like way smarter than I thought you were.
00:42:19And you're really cute.
00:42:21In like a, like a socially acceptable, like, like in a subjective sort of way.
00:42:27Never mind.
00:42:27No, no, I feel the same way.
00:42:33You do.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:36I do.
00:42:40Cool.
00:42:44Um.
00:42:47Prom.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Prom.
00:42:53Who are you even going with anyway?
00:42:56I'm, I'm not going, actually.
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really.
00:43:04I think I'd rather just stay at home and like watch football or something.
00:43:07No, no, no.
00:43:08I'm, I'm, I'm.
00:43:09Like, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:15Denise, you know I have a girlfriend.
00:43:18Yeah.
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20Yes, I do.
00:43:21Vixen.
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:24Um, and she's great, by the way.
00:43:27I'm gonna, I'm just gonna meet up with you and I'm gonna see you soon.
00:43:32Okay, we're just gonna, we'll study.
00:43:37Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy, she's never asked a guy to pass assault, other than prom.
00:43:44Yeah, she was serious.
00:43:47Let's go, Slugger.
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:12Vixen, what are you doing, shh.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:15Um, Vic, Vixen, I have, I have class.
00:44:18A pop quiz.
00:44:19The only thing popping out is you.
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Can Big Billy come out to play?
00:44:25Oh!
00:44:26No!
00:44:27No!
00:44:27Here!
00:44:29You're so strong!
00:44:30Why aren't you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:35Uh...
00:44:35Denise!
00:44:41You know, what makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44You've got mental! Of course you're not Denise, but she's turned you into this honorable zombie.
00:44:48Okay, I'm just trying to be a little bit more responsible.
00:44:51I don't know what's so strange about that.
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen!
00:44:56Yeah, I know she is.
00:44:59I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it too.
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does.
00:45:01Then I can just pour some more slime on her just like you did yesterday.
00:45:04You wouldn't dare.
00:45:05Do you bet your biceps I would?
00:45:07Really, you make me want to be really bad.
00:45:09Okay!
00:45:09Oh!
00:45:10No!
00:45:10No, no, no!
00:45:11That's okay!
00:45:12No!
00:45:13Vixen!
00:45:13I don't want to kiss you!
00:45:14No!
00:45:19Oh my god!
00:45:20You're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:24Where are you going?
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut.
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh my god!
00:45:32I hate you, Billington!
00:45:34Hey, you're from me!
00:45:35Can we love you?
00:45:35I hate you!
00:45:36I hate you!
00:45:42I hate you!
00:45:43I hate you!
00:45:44This isn't over!
00:45:45This isn't over by a lock shop!
00:45:50What the hell just happened?!
00:45:51Your girlfriend just broke up with you.
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54Second time today.
00:45:56Due to you?!
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off without her or all she does is just make fun of me every
00:46:00I guess.
00:46:01Everyone makes fun of you.
00:46:02And that's not my fault, is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time and people would actually respect
00:46:06you.
00:46:07Fuck you, Billy!
00:46:09Fuck me?!
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you!
00:46:10Oh, fuck me!
00:46:12Eyes are high!
00:46:13Look who just grew a pair of balls!
00:46:15Eyeballs?
00:46:15You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies, I never want to see you again!
00:46:22Fine!
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:24Fine!
00:46:24Fine!
00:46:26Fine!
00:46:30Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study!
00:46:33Right?
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:44Okay, yeah, this is sure to be on the exam.
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromati-
00:46:49Oh, hey!
00:46:51Man!
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus!
00:46:54Okay, you have to pass my exam today.
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:01I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend.
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her.
00:47:04Get Vixen back or I'm done studying.
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature.
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen.
00:47:12She's literally just this, like, crazed, little over-sex cheerleader
00:47:15who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the time.
00:47:18Exactly! That's why I'm dating her!
00:47:20Okay, well, the longer that I've gotten to know you,
00:47:22I just, I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit better.
00:47:26Oh, oh, really? Yeah.
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay.
00:47:36Can we just go over all the condensation again?
00:47:38Uh, no.
00:47:39Get my Vixen back.
00:47:41Or I'll fail your little test on this.
00:47:43Oh, oh, blackmail.
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47Okay, fine.
00:47:49Excuse me.
00:47:50What part is this?
00:47:52Denise?
00:47:54Oh, wait, what did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:48:00You're so funny.
00:48:00So yum.
00:48:01You know what?
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake.
00:48:06I love cheesecake.
00:48:08Cheesecake's my favorite.
00:48:09Okay, yeah.
00:48:09I use cheesecake all day, Billie.
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13Especially before I swim in.
00:48:13You're so funny!
00:48:15Uh-uh.
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:16Do you see what this is?
00:48:17Don't you dare.
00:48:18Don't you dare.
00:48:19No.
00:48:20Glucose kills your short-term memory.
00:48:21You will literally send my brain into a coma.
00:48:25You know what?
00:48:26Oh, okay.
00:48:27It is on.
00:48:37They're fun!
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time, you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful.
00:49:16It almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Vixen's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks, you stuffed your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you gonna get it, Billie?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:45I'm a total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank.
00:49:50Human tampon.
00:49:51Yes, yes.
00:49:52You've seen her around.
00:49:52You've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon.
00:49:55You've seen her around.
00:49:55The skank of the school.
00:49:56Vinnie an X!
00:49:57Vinnie sucks!
00:49:59If you have something you want to say to me, say it to my face.
00:50:02My face?
00:50:02You come with a warning label.
00:50:04May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:07Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like bath and body works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:23Oh my god!
00:50:25You actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29Promise not to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:51Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:01I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:13Everyone is first!
00:51:15Come on!
00:51:17Come on!
00:51:19Luanne!
00:51:19I said I'll get you in those damn fine legs!
00:51:22Billy, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:27Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:32Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:55No, this is pretty good.
00:51:58What's really amazing is you.
00:52:00I mean, what you did with Vixen, nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you is you.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:11Watch them learn.
00:52:13Good news, guys.
00:52:14I think I found a way to switch your bodies back.
00:52:16For Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:21But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:24After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah, maybe like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo!
00:52:54Let's go!
00:52:56Winner, you messed up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09Bet you five bucks.
00:53:10You hit three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:16Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:23You got the start off!
00:53:36That's a pretty fast.
00:53:42That's too fast.
00:53:43I just think I've got a lot of things.
00:53:45You got to probably buy a slice.
00:53:46Can I try?
00:53:47Even if you eat a knife?
00:53:48You don't think you're going to be a knife.
00:53:49I need to be a knife!
00:53:49You can see the knife.
00:53:51I'm not.
00:53:51I need to be a knife!
00:53:52I'll get a knife.
00:53:56Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah. Great.
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today,
00:54:10so why don't we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh-uh. No.
00:54:14You fake it.
00:54:16Please, Coach, just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in...
00:54:20One!
00:54:21One more try.
00:54:24Turn it in!
00:54:51Final test.
00:54:52Parallel park it.
00:54:54You ace this, you win.
00:54:56Otherwise, it would be parallel park of you.
00:55:19Coach.
00:55:21You passed.
00:55:23I passed?
00:55:23You passed.
00:55:24I passed!
00:55:37I passed!
00:55:40I passed!
00:55:42You did it!
00:55:43I did it!
00:55:44You did it!
00:55:45You did it!
00:55:46You did it!
00:55:48It works!
00:55:53Good job!
00:55:57You did it!
00:55:59You did it!
00:56:01You did it!
00:56:02You did it!
00:56:03You did it!
00:56:04You did it!
00:56:05Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No.
00:56:09It's that Denise.
00:56:10She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kinda cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda!
00:56:16Yeah.
00:56:16But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can!
00:56:24And we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are!
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:32I like to spell it as a kid better.
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36Oh, but we could.
00:56:37We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:56:55Bolt!
00:57:06Welcome.
00:57:07No!
00:57:08Shh!
00:57:09Billy!
00:57:09It's just us!
00:57:12You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:57:13No, I'm trying to get us not caught, okay?
00:57:15We're not supposed to be doing this in here.
00:57:17Alright guys, listen.
00:57:18It's almost 313.
00:57:19If we want this spell to work, we gotta do it right now.
00:57:22So come on, let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:27Come on.
00:57:28Get comfortable.
00:57:29Come on, sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:32Sweetheart.
00:57:33A year ago, I asked my father in to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets.
00:57:38Trust.
00:57:40Okay, bring your hands together.
00:57:41Let's go on.
00:57:43About to take you for a mystical roller coaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:57:49Too redeems did it work?
00:58:02No, I still have a penis.
00:58:04and i still don't shit the universe is so rude okay well it's official we're never switching
00:58:11back so never say never i'm not giving up on you or us we'll make this work so cute
00:58:26what in the name of joe clark is going on in here
00:58:31step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves now first of all it's not a witchcraft
00:58:38circle it's an artisanal manifestation zone i don't care what it is your little extracurricular
00:58:43seance is over uh principal rainmaker we were just we were just wasting precious time do you know
00:58:49what time it is mr miller it's now another time you've got swim trials starting in 10 minutes
00:58:56and miss wiener your science exam is not to begin we need to go right now right but what if
00:59:01what no
00:59:02what ifs look just do your best and to me you've already won you mean no more delia dahlia move
00:59:17you don't pay me enough for this
00:59:23okay so the rumor is is that now it's a full experiment so just trust your instincts and
00:59:30periodic table's got you racing's like solving an equation one step at a time and focus okay focused
00:59:38one step at a time just one bit scared me too but you've got this yeah you got this too
00:59:50marito marito we love you in your seat-o what awkward man time to make a splash yeah
00:59:57miss wiener your gpa is hanging by a thread and it's fraying fast
01:00:09let's swim boys
01:00:21on your mark and your time begins get set
01:00:25back
01:00:48you can forget m.i.t
01:00:52try beauty school
01:00:58holy smokes all that training down the drain the titanic is better in the water than you are today
01:01:06coach what's my time the fastest wow yeah i can't lose not like this
01:01:21coach coach let me try again one more time focus miss wiener one mistake and it's all over with
01:01:33one more
01:01:35that's it one more one one one get up yeah get up get up
01:01:44okay
01:01:45okay
01:01:48on your mark
01:01:54get set
01:01:58get set
01:02:0010
01:02:04okay
01:02:07yeah
01:02:08yeah
01:02:12yeah
01:02:14yeah
01:02:14yeah
01:02:15yeah
01:02:17yeah
01:02:38Miss Wiener, that's genius.
01:02:41A plus work.
01:02:42Always knew you had it, didn't you?
01:02:43No, you didn't.
01:02:44You're nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:50You're nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:53You are highs or highs, and you're swim team captain.
01:02:56Yeah!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:01Let's go!
01:03:01Let's go!
01:03:08Let's go!
01:03:11Good job, Billy!
01:03:13Good job, Billy!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your dingo?
01:03:25Yeah, it's from team captain.
01:03:26Yes!
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:31Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:42Billy!
01:03:43Congrats!
01:03:45I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48Vixen, you feeling okay?
01:03:49Denise, why keep fighting?
01:03:52We can just be friends.
01:03:53You?
01:03:54You want to be friends with me?
01:03:55Of course.
01:03:56Why wouldn't I?
01:03:57I honestly hope you win prom queen tonight.
01:03:59You do?
01:04:00It's going to be a prom to remember you guys.
01:04:03Okay, get to get to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer and swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:22So, maybe Vixen can too.
01:04:26Oh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36That is, if you still want to go to prom with me.
01:04:43Yes.
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:45Yes, I, I, it would, yes.
01:04:47It would be an honor to go to prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixen is sure right about one thing.
01:04:54It will be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:05No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh my god, what am I going to wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh my god, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:46Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52He'll beg me to take him back and I'll be crowned queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime?
01:05:57We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:05:58Good to be here at home.
01:06:07No, he's not in one of my favorites.
01:06:16I will let this feel in pain.
01:06:21Come.
01:06:24I'm good.
01:06:26I'll be back.
01:06:26I'm good at home.
01:06:28Come.
01:06:35wow you um you look great you look pretty handsome thank you i can you believe that we
01:06:45made it here um together we look good doing it yeah yeah we do
01:06:55hey quiet when i say just do it hold the bucket no matter what just do it got it i'll
01:07:04teach that
01:07:04snitch bitch to take my man fixin for the kill
01:07:22as prom chairwoman it's my duty to announce hyzer high's prom king and queen are
01:07:32kenny
01:07:40denise wiener and billy miller
01:07:54the
01:08:04the
01:08:04the
01:08:04the
01:08:04the
01:08:04the
01:08:04the
01:08:04the
01:08:34I think there's something everybody here needs to see.
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:51Oh my God, Kenny, this is crazy!
01:08:55Oh my God, this is embarrassing.
01:08:57She's going to probably be alone her entire life and earn her 950 cats.
01:09:01Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with everyone?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:13You know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You look like hell it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:18I didn't fall in love with you.
01:09:23Excuse me.
01:09:25Wait, Denise!
01:09:27I guess we're not bulletproof.
01:09:30But we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:49Everything I thought I was...
01:09:54It's all a lie.
01:09:59Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:05Just alone.
01:10:18I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me.
01:10:24I've become a totally new person.
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:35And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please let this work.
01:11:04This is what you've all known for real this time.
01:11:06Please!
01:11:11Please!
01:11:39Guess
01:11:39You guys...
01:11:39That's work!
01:11:44Wait, Denise is dressed like a guy and Billy's dressed like a girl?
01:11:50This night sucks.
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all.
01:11:54Uh, right bodies.
01:11:56Wrong outfit.
01:11:58I don't know.
01:12:00You look pretty cute in my tux.
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen!
01:12:08You're really going to throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing. She's pathetic.
01:12:14No, Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:21Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones.
01:12:24Because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:26And me.
01:12:28I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:34You're perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen,
01:12:41Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face,
01:12:45but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49Can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:50No, please. I'm going to vomit.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:53And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:57Loser!
01:12:57She's a loser!
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:00School's almost over.
01:13:02There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop!
01:13:12You can't do this to me!
01:13:14Stop!
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:15Stop cheering for her!
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me!
01:13:19Stop!
01:13:20You can't do it!
01:13:22You can't do it!
01:13:23Just do it.
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:37No, not me!
01:13:40Oh, Big Finn.
01:13:42You can't laugh at me. I'm the most popular girl that highs your high.
01:13:45Will someone get that tacky, washed up, non-popular girl off the stage, please?
01:13:49She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt. And fuck you, Billy.
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise.
01:13:54Fuck you, Rhonda, for screwing up my whole plan.
01:13:56And fuck you, Kenny, because...
01:13:58Get out of my way. Move. Now.
01:14:00In fact, all you fuckers at highs your high can all go fuck yourselves.
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior, the only person who's going to fuck herself is you.
01:14:09You're officially suspended.
01:14:10Now get off my stage and get out of my school.
01:14:13Ah!
01:14:20This is my way!
01:14:31And what are y'all clapping about?
01:14:33Get back to dancing!
01:14:48I guess next one's got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51Yeah, about damn time, too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually liked her.
01:15:00And Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:15:03About everything that I've done, genuinely.
01:15:05Like, I can't say it enough.
01:15:07I'm so sorry.
01:15:09It's okay.
01:15:11I'm sorry, too.
01:15:12And I forgive you.
01:15:15For everything.
01:15:16And I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller!
01:15:23Miss Wiener!
01:15:24You two both are in big, big trouble.
01:15:29What? Why? What the hell do we do?
01:15:31Do we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you in trouble.
01:15:34No one will ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:37Oh, my God.
01:15:39Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope.
01:15:42And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45And Miller!
01:15:46I'm gonna make sure that you get a scholarship.
01:15:49But, uh, maybe, uh, lose the dress?
01:15:52Pink ain't really your color, son.
01:15:55Hey, yeah.
01:15:55Yes, coach.
01:15:56Right away.
01:15:57Coach, actually.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So, what college do you want to go to?
01:16:05Um, hopefully, whichever one you're at.
01:16:11Hey, could we do that thing again?
01:16:15What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:19This.
01:16:36We belong together.
01:16:40Just like the sword in the stone.
01:16:43Oh.
01:16:44Oh.
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