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00:02Whoever said that a week's work makes a man was obviously some rich prick.
00:06A week's work makes me a depressed man.
00:08He stinks of fish guts.
00:09Five, ten, two laurels.
00:13Fifty, twelve, fifty.
00:14Ten, fifteen, sixteen, sixteen, fifty. I'm done.
00:19Boy, we've been working all week, like.
00:21Stop giving away so much fish for free.
00:24No, boy. Then we'd just be as bad as the rich pricks.
00:26Yeah, that Bezos prick.
00:30I was running a drink.
00:31Yeah, please, thanks.
00:33No worries.
00:34Ma'am!
00:36Ma'am, we're toast. Do you need a drink?
00:39Any juice?
00:42Ma'raide!
00:44Ma'raide!
00:46Ma'raide!
00:47Ma'am!
00:48What's she doing, boy?
00:50It's the middle of the day and we want something.
00:52She's hardly dead, is she?
00:53No, if she was dead, she'd be haunting us by now.
00:56Ma'am!
00:57Ma'am!
00:58What the fuck?
00:59What's my name?
01:02What's that?
01:03What?
01:04What are you saying?
01:05Oak. Oak. Oak. Oak.
01:07What?
01:09What?
01:10Who?
01:11Who?
01:12Why?
01:13That stuff!
01:14That is disgusting!
01:16Dirty guys!
01:17Jesus Christ!
01:18The guards are coming!
01:19The guards are coming!
01:21The guards are coming!
01:22Why are you crying, boy?
01:25You're shouting, boy!
01:26Stop smiling, boy!
01:27You're crying!
01:29It seems like everyone was added apart from us.
01:32Fuck!
01:34Whoa!
01:36Why, how many times have you had the ride since we got out of prison?
01:40I don't know, do hand jobs count?
01:41Depends on who gave them to you, like?
01:43I don't know.
01:44They were with my left hand, though, some of them.
01:46Still doesn't count, boy.
01:47Yeah, I know.
01:48Then zero for sure.
01:49I'm zero, too.
01:50Have you ever tried sitting on your hand?
01:52Oh, can't, can't we can't live like this, boy?
01:53Listen to yourself, all right?
01:55We are two of the biggest catches, I know, boy.
01:57Women should be throwing themselves at us, boy.
01:59I know, too.
02:00Can't, we have to.
02:00No, we have to.
02:01We have to go out in the pool, boy.
02:02Just all the apps are just full of cash.
02:03No, we don't need apps, boy.
02:04We're going to old school, okay?
02:06We're going to old school, all right?
02:07All right.
02:07Pubs, clubs, chippers, and schools.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Our schools?
02:12Yeah, mams only, mams only.
02:14All right, but we can't just sit around and rot, okay?
02:17No.
02:17We're better than that, boy.
02:18I mean, we're lads.
02:19We're lads of cork.
02:21We don't just sit around and wait to get our holes away.
02:24We stand up and we say enough is enough.
02:26Enough is enough.
02:27Now, you look at me, boy.
02:29We are going out into that town, and we are not coming back until we have SDIs.
02:38Get changed.
02:40Yeah, we should.
02:41I should probably get changed.
02:42How you see this made of fish?
02:43Yeah, we got changed.
02:43What the fuck are you doing, boy?
03:21Let me hit you with something, something slow, something lovely, she likes it country, oh, she likes it country.
03:30She don't like that fair shit that sits...
03:38Right, boy.
03:40It's all about the four C's, yeah?
03:42Confidence, compliments, and crack.
03:44Now, what's the fourth one?
03:46Yeah, I know, I know, it's way.
03:47Obviously, the number one priority is that we get our holes.
03:50Yeah.
03:50Well, like, you don't want to come on too strong either.
03:52No, no, no, definitely don't come on too strong.
03:54But if we're smart, yeah, we can make a bit of kind, too.
03:57Oh, boy, I don't know if I get paid for troubling up giving it away for free, like.
04:00Yeah, kind, what did I just say?
04:02Confidence, boy.
04:03Right, it's the summer, town's full of beers.
04:04All right, all we have to do is find two, two rich, two...
04:08Shut the fuck up, Cian.
04:10Find somewhere else to practice.
04:12Two rich, out-of-town beers, show them a good time,
04:15and then at the end, you know, we steal a few things.
04:17So two lucky ladies will get their hole away
04:19with two of the best-looking lads in Cork.
04:20Nice, Conor and Jack.
04:21Then, in exchange, we take some jewellery that they don't even care about.
04:26What?
04:26So at the end, we ask them if they care about their jewellery?
04:29No, boy, no, right?
04:30Con, Con, we're on the bread line, all right?
04:32Yeah?
04:32Yeah, sure.
04:33It's annoying for them if they lose a sparkly piece of jewellery.
04:36But that sparkly piece of jewellery, boy,
04:38could rescue us from a lifetime of grief and poverty.
04:41All right, so we're stealing from them.
04:43Yeah.
04:43But in a good way.
04:44Exactly.
04:45All right.
04:46And anyway, they probably have, like, insurance,
04:47so everybody wins.
04:49Insurance?
04:50Yeah, like insurance, insurance.
04:53When you pay someone money,
04:54and then if anything happens to your stuff or your money,
04:57then that person has to pay you back.
04:58You're telling me some people are so rich
04:59that they pay someone else money just in case they lose their money
05:02just so they can get their original money back?
05:04Yeah, exactly.
05:05All right, boy, I'm gullible,
05:06but I'm not thick.
05:07No, by that is what it is.
05:09Pulling women can be complicated,
05:11but not if you use jocks easy to follow steps.
05:13He calls them the four Cs.
05:16Firstly, you compliment them.
05:18Secondly, you make them laugh.
05:19He calls that the crack.
05:23Third, you conquer them with confidence,
05:26ideally by demonstrating your brute masculinity.
05:29And if all else fails,
05:30which, of course, it rarely does,
05:32it's time for the mysterious fourth C.
05:36Linda once told me I looked mysterious when we first met.
05:38But the truth is,
05:40that look was me being so nervous I was trying not to get sick.
05:43My strategy is slightly different to jocks,
05:45but just as effective.
05:47What are you doing, boy?
05:48I'm not homeless.
05:50I find that just simply listening to what women have to say
05:53gets them in bed every time.
05:55What's even the point in having a boyfriend
05:56if he's not even going to talk to you?
05:58Sounds like he's just not very good at expressing his emotions.
06:02Just not my bed.
06:03The two of you got to communicate.
06:06I do love her.
06:08You think it might be good for her to know that?
06:20Good stuff.
06:22Have a good one, Ari.
06:22You know, boy,
06:23I think if those two work on their communication,
06:25they should be all right.
06:26Yeah.
06:27I'm getting worried about you.
06:28I'm already after shifting three beers,
06:30and look, I've stolen five light doors.
06:32You know, boy, I've lost my spare.
06:34What?
06:34No, boy, you just have to get the first one out of the way, okay?
06:36It's like getting washed off to, like, a...
06:39Wait, wait, wait!
06:40Wait!
06:41Wait!
06:41Put your fat in, Ari, you prick!
06:45Are you all right, guys?
06:47Are you okay?
06:47No, we're not okay.
06:48We've just been mowed.
06:49No, no, you haven't.
06:49I stopped it.
06:50Look, I have everything.
06:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, you all right?
06:54You mean the boys?
06:55Well, you mean the boys?
06:56He's speaking Gaelic.
06:56Do you know what?
06:57He's actually just worried that fine women such as yourselves
06:59are getting taken advantage of like that.
07:01I'm sorry about that.
07:02Two of you always having a gas around the city.
07:04You got to see these alleyways, like, some savoury types.
07:07Oh, is that Gaelic?
07:08Yeah, that is Gaelic, yeah.
07:10So you wish, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:11Well, let us get you some drinks to repay you.
07:14A drink?
07:16Yeah, absolutely.
07:17That's unbelievable, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:19But our show on us.
07:20Oh, are you sure?
07:21Yes, of course.
07:22You're not sure, because if two women want to buy us a drink,
07:24that's it, they're money, they're tight.
07:26Yeah, sure, yeah, but no, no, no, we do insist.
07:28We do insist.
07:28I'm sorry about that.
07:29We'd love to.
07:29Oh, well, we're not going to turn down a free drink.
07:32Yeah, why would you?
07:33Because you're not a fucking idiot.
07:36I'm Charlotte, by the way.
07:38She's an influencer, has over 100,000 followers.
07:41Charlotte, nice to meet you.
07:42My name's Jack.
07:43Emma.
07:44Emma, lovely to meet you.
07:46Beautiful, Emma.
07:47Whoa, how are you?
07:48Yeah, Connor, McSweeney.
07:50Oh, sorry.
07:51You smell really like fruit.
07:54Yeah.
07:56After you, guys.
07:59What the fuck are you doing?
08:00What?
08:00What are you doing, boy?
08:02We can't afford these drinks.
08:03Yeah, obviously not, boy.
08:04We're going to have to steal them.
08:05But look, we can't have them think of more grifters, all right?
08:07Yeah, yeah.
08:08They're hot, rich and clueless, boy.
08:10It's perfect.
08:11Really?
08:12Yeah, boy.
08:13We're going to get our hold and make a mint.
08:14You watch.
08:15You pervert.
08:16We don't want to watch.
08:18You didn't mean that, you fool.
08:20I'm not watching you and riding someone.
08:25Guards, you head upstairs there when we get you a drink, all right?
08:28Perfect.
08:29All right, bye.
08:30See you in a sec.
08:31We're going to the street in the jack market.
08:34Holy shit, boy.
08:37We're going to rob a pen.
08:39What?
08:40Oh, boy, I'm showing you how rich they are.
08:42All right, children.
08:48Me and Jock were Cork's most eligible bachelors.
08:51But love is not cheap.
08:53And the most expensive part is dating.
08:55And the most expensive part of that is drinking.
08:58Women love cocktails, especially the classy ones.
09:01And everyone knows cocktails are just a load of booze mixed together and given a fancy name.
09:05Sweet ladies.
09:07Here we are.
09:08This is on our capsule mint, shall we?
09:10Three for me.
09:10Three for me.
09:11Yeah.
09:12We'd assumed you'd done a runner.
09:14Oh, you're stuck with us now.
09:15Oh, we'll see about that.
09:17Here, cheers to muggers, yeah?
09:19Cheers muggers.
09:20Cheers.
09:22Cheers.
09:24That is savage.
09:26Unbelievable.
09:27Is that lipstick?
09:29Yes, they're part of the presentation.
09:31Yeah, it's called a kiss from Cork.
09:34So cute.
09:35Oh, a kiss from Cork.
09:37Hopefully not the last.
09:39Oh, honey, yeah.
09:41How are you going here?
09:42Oh, my God, is this a crack?
09:43Are we having a crack?
09:44That's it, you got it.
09:46Welcome to the crack.
09:55Oh, it's sort of beefy, but in an amazing way.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Yeah, he's listening to us there, Worcestershire, you're sourcing it.
10:02Yeah.
10:02Would you boys be up for grabbing an early dinner after this?
10:05Oh, absolutely, yeah.
10:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:08Cheers.
10:09Cheers.
10:10Cheers.
10:12Yeah.
10:20Ah, here we go.
10:22Here we go.
10:22Thanks, Dave.
10:23Thanks, Mike.
10:26Wait, what are you doing with that thing, Mike?
10:28He's just burning the shit out of him.
10:30Why is this place so posh they just burning the food for the crack, do they?
10:34Where do you think you're...
10:35Hey.
10:35Now!
10:36Pudding!
10:37No, we have to send that back.
10:38The fellas are after the burning at the top off the thing.
10:40Yeah, right.
10:41What you can't do...
10:43No, it's meant to be like that.
10:46Or...
10:46Or...
10:47Is this fire custard?
10:48Yes, no, we didn't.
10:50Usually we get it real.
10:52Usually real for us, yeah.
10:53No.
10:54Right.
10:54Yeah.
10:56Are you interested to try this now?
10:58Thanks a million.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:08Man, that's...
11:10Oh, my God, it's so hard and soft at the same time.
11:13Oh, that's amazing, boy.
11:16Oh.
11:20Oh, boy.
11:22Fucking hell.
11:25So, do you boys want to get the bill and then come back to us?
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, please.
11:32That sounds...
11:33Huh?
11:33Yeah.
11:35We can do that.
11:36And when we do that, Tom, and we'll meet you outside.
11:40Oh.
11:41Oh, wow.
11:41Oh, wow.
11:42Look.
11:42Ah.
11:43Hey, thank you.
11:44I hope that tasted okay.
11:46It was grand.
11:48Grand.
11:49Yeah, look.
11:50You all right, yourself, huh?
11:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:52We'll see you outside.
11:53Half but not.
11:54One, two.
11:55What?
11:56What are we going to do?
11:57We can't afford all this.
11:58I don't know.
11:58We got you the plane.
11:59What?
12:00I was following you.
12:01You just said, we'll get this.
12:05Holy shit.
12:07Sorry, boy, all right?
12:07No, Jack.
12:08Look.
12:15Hey, man.
12:18Hey, man.
12:19Hey, man.
12:19Hey, man.
12:20Hey, man.
12:20Hey, man.
12:21Hey, man.
12:21Hey, man.
12:22Come back, man.
12:23Hey, man.
12:24Hey, man.
12:26Come back.
12:28Why don't we run?
12:29I thought we were going to just rock the money in pain for me.
12:31I thought it was obvious we were taking the cash in the extra month.
12:34Wait.
12:34Wait.
12:37It here.
12:37It here to get your weapon.
12:38Back.
12:39Yeah.
12:39Goodbye.
12:40Goodbye.
12:40All right.
12:41I'm not going to lie to you, Harry.
12:43We're not actually rich.
12:44Yeah, no shit.
12:45We're trying to show you a good time, so we're making the most of it.
12:47We ran out on the bill.
12:49And whose cash is that?
12:52I just borrowed it off some fella who doesn't know it, yeah?
12:54So you stole it?
12:55No, we stole it.
12:57We did steal it.
12:58I'm not going to prison for some petty thief.
13:00Don't let a little bit of stealing get in the way of a good time.
13:03This is so bloody authentic.
13:06Fine.
13:06But if you steal anything from us, I'll have you both arrested.
13:09All right.
13:10Deal.
13:10Deal.
13:11Deal.
13:11Deal.
13:13Can we get out of this pissy alleyway?
13:15We can all go back to our hotel.
13:17Yeah, you're everything.
13:19Yeah.
13:19Yeah, all right.
13:21No, am I at?
13:22What am I at?
13:22No.
13:22All right.
13:35Holy shit, boy.
13:37We did no cork at the palace.
13:38Are you seeing this guy?
13:43Are we lost, gentlemen?
13:45It's okay.
13:46They're Irish.
13:47And they're with us.
13:48Yeah.
13:49We're Irish.
13:50And we're with them.
13:59No, the bed's all massive.
14:01My feet don't even come off the end.
14:03Are you boys still sleeping in bunk beds, then?
14:05No.
14:06What?
14:07Do you think Conor's all right?
14:09He's been in there for a while.
14:10Should I go check on him?
14:11You relax.
14:12I check on him, all right?
14:13Hi.
14:16Hi.
14:16Can you please let us sit near her, will you?
14:18Is that why we never get a home full sink up to place, boy?
14:21I say, boy.
14:22You know I only take a shit twice a week.
14:24I'm loading up.
14:26All right, he can buy it.
14:27I'm only sweating, boy.
14:29I'm on my shampoo.
14:30Body wash, boy.
14:31I'm vanity, kid.
14:32I'm having lost the conditioner.
14:34All right, I should get on more now.
14:36Toothbrush, boy.
14:37Soap, too.
14:38Boys, we miss you tonight, here.
14:41A what?
14:43Should I do?
14:44What?
14:44Oui, oui.
14:46Yeah, we're coming.
14:47Yeah.
14:47Michelle, you want a Chinese food?
14:50Yes, Chinese food.
14:50Do you want a Chinese?
14:51Mm-hmm.
14:53Oh.
14:57Oh, Cain.
14:58Yeah?
14:59Cain, you've got to do this, boy.
15:01I've never felt like anything like this in my life.
15:03No, I am, boy.
15:05I don't like getting my bits out.
15:09Boy, just cover yourself in the towel.
15:11I'm not doing it, all right, Jar?
15:12Oh.
15:13Oh.
15:15Oh.
15:16She's just wiling up.
15:16I've got to make that nice for.
15:18I didn't even know that he could.
15:20No, no, no.
15:21Is she OK?
15:22If you like, I can give you a nice pedicure.
15:24What'd you say?
15:26Pedicure.
15:26All right, I mean, not only the kids, OK, you sicko.
15:28Excuse me.
15:29You are what he's saying.
15:31He's not a sicko.
15:32Connor, a pedicure is getting your toenails trimmed.
15:36What?
15:37Rich people get other people to clip their toenails.
15:40Yeah.
15:45Sorry about earlier.
15:46It's OK.
15:49Out of interest, have you ever given a pedicure to a pedophile?
15:57There's something in my water.
15:58Oh, that's cucumber.
16:00Oh, I don't think we have that in Ireland.
16:04Jeez, boy, I could get used to being rich.
16:07I think I'm going to go take a dip in the jacuzzi.
16:10Are you coming?
16:12I'm going to do that, Jack.
16:22Oh, boy, that's warm.
16:23That's nice, isn't it?
16:24Now, will I get a phone?
16:25I'll go get my phone, will I?
16:26Wait, no, I'm just kidding, boy.
16:28No, I shouldn't after the pedicure.
16:29You're right, I'll say a little bit.
16:30Oh, it's OK.
16:31Anyway, come on.
16:32No, I'm just going to stay here and look at the lovely view of Cork City, eh?
16:35Jack, bye.
16:36Don't worry.
16:37If you can't swim, it doesn't matter.
16:40It's not that deep.
16:41If you can swim, we can always swim.
16:43We can always swim.
16:43Come and just get in and stuff.
16:44It's going weird.
16:45Leave some warm, mate, look.
16:46Yeah.
16:47Leave some warm.
16:48All right.
16:48Come on.
16:52Drop the floor.
16:53I don't want any of that.
16:55All you're messing, boy.
16:56All that.
16:58Just get in the big cup.
17:01What the fuck are you wearing, mate?
17:03What are you wearing?
17:04Don't let me get up, boy.
17:07What are those things, boy?
17:08Just tell me my hands.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10What are you wearing?
17:11Blades on these, boy.
17:12What were they supposed to, all right?
17:13You didn't have any clean ones.
17:14I didn't know you'd be seeing them today.
17:15I want you to have a laugh.
17:16Come on, boy.
17:16Come on.
17:17Sorry.
17:17I think they're sweet.
17:20Really?
17:20Yeah.
17:21Get in.
17:23Hurry.
17:24Is it too hot?
17:25Is it hot?
17:25No, it's nice and warm.
17:26Yes.
17:27Very good.
17:28All right.
17:29Check in the way to be here.
17:31Yeah, it's just time.
17:32It is actually quite hot.
17:34Oh, full view right there.
17:36All right.
17:38But, um...
17:39Oh, it's okay.
17:40Oh, it's okay.
17:41It's okay.
17:42Come on.
17:43Come on.
17:44Hey.
17:44Hey.
17:45Okay, maybe you should...
17:47It is hot, Jack.
17:49Hi, boy.
17:50It is hot, hot, hot.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Sounds good.
17:54All right.
17:56Going in for a kiss is a bit like stealing a bike.
17:59It's exciting.
18:01Risky.
18:03But at a certain point, you just got to do it.
18:08Oh, God.
18:10You're so indigenous.
18:11Then you got to do it again.
18:14Oh, God.
18:20Never have I ever been to prison.
18:27Really?
18:28Uh-huh.
18:29Uh-huh.
18:31Uh-huh.
18:31Uh-huh.
18:32Yeah, it wasn't for anything bad.
18:33Like, it was just a bit of a misunderstanding.
18:35You're not a young offender anymore.
18:37You're an adult and an international drug smuggler.
18:40You're sentenced to six years in prison.
18:42Basically wasn't even our fault.
18:44Like, yeah.
18:48Oh, gosh.
18:49Excuse me.
18:49It's daddy.
18:50Oh.
18:52Daddy.
18:52I know.
18:54Stop shouting.
18:55You think?
18:56Oh.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Well, I wish that you weren't my father either.
19:01Wait, Dad's dead.
19:03Oh.
19:05Should we leave?
19:06I'll go, Jeff.
19:07No, no, no.
19:07I leave it to me.
19:09I enjoy yourself, all right?
19:14Oh, shit.
19:21You all right?
19:23No.
19:24What happened?
19:27Being made by a fucking arsehole happened.
19:29My dad was a prick, too.
19:31What about your mom?
19:32She's actually dead.
19:35I'm sorry.
19:36So what are you sorry for?
19:37You didn't kill her, did you?
19:39I mean, it'd be fairly awkward if you did, like...
19:42Did you?
19:44No.
19:44Okay.
19:51Sorry.
19:55Should we maybe check on them?
19:58I'll leave it to them.
20:00Well, unless that's not the custom here.
20:04Oh, yeah.
20:05Yeah.
20:06I'm not really sure what the custom is here, to be honest.
20:09I need a lot of oysters there.
20:12You're not that bad, you know.
20:14Despite all the stealing.
20:18I'm not really in the mood anymore.
20:22Sorry.
20:24Well, don't worry about me neither, to be honest.
20:28I'm fairly wrecked after the massage.
20:31Is it...
20:31Is it supposed to do that to you?
20:35I'd still like you to spend the night.
20:38What are you?
20:40Can I borrow your toothbrush, though?
20:43I don't think we should have sex anymore.
20:47Oh.
20:48Didn't even cross my mind.
20:50You can still tell Chuck we did it, if you like.
20:54Thanks.
20:56I just...
20:57Want a spoon?
20:59Can I be a teaspoon?
21:17I don't want to steal anything.
21:19No, I don't want to.
21:20I don't want to.
21:22I don't think we should.
21:23I never want it.
21:24Why?
21:25Why?
21:27Why?
21:28Why?
21:28Oh, Jack, do you want me to put back the shambles?
21:32No, no, no, we'll take them, we'll take them.
21:50Charlie?
21:53Charlie?
21:58Where's Charlie, buddy?
21:59Huh?
22:00Where's Charlie?
22:01I don't know, boy.
22:02Where's Emma?
22:03I don't know, boy.
22:04It's not me.
22:07Hey, man!
22:09Charlie?
22:09Hey, man!
22:11What you do with your chamb, buddy?
22:12Sure.
22:14Chamb.
22:15What you do with your chamb?
22:17Huh?
22:19What you mean?
22:21Where's your watch?
22:24Charlie?
22:26Hey, man!
22:27Hey, buddy.
22:28Where'd you put the cash?
22:28I didn't touch the cash.
22:29Where'd the cash?
22:30Why'd you put the cash?
22:31You didn't touch the cash!
22:32Where's my phone, kind?
22:34Hey, man!
22:34Where's my phone?
22:36He's on the table, there.
22:37Where's my phone?
22:38He's on the table!
22:38Why'd you open your ears?
22:42Charlie!
22:43Hey, man!
22:44Hey, man!
22:45They must have us, buddy.
22:46They've got it.
22:49Kind, kind, kind.
22:50Huh?
22:53Hey, man!
22:54Who's that?
22:54Who's that?
22:55Charlotte?
22:58Truly top boys here.
23:00Isn't that right, Emma?
23:01I can't believe you dopes fell for it.
23:04We're only different from school.
23:04That's them, man!
23:05That's them, buddy.
23:06But better looking.
23:07Sorry we ditched you, but you were sitting asleep.
23:10They're from court!
23:11Sorry we lied.
23:13And about stealing from you.
23:16What?
23:16That's our money, boy!
23:18Traitors, boy.
23:19Little rat bags.
23:20We didn't lie about everything.
23:21My dad is an arsehole.
23:23And I did want to pop my Irish hair in.
23:26Deceived by our own?
23:27Love you, lads.
23:28Thanks for covering the hotel.
23:30Love you, lads.
23:31Emma spoon me and everything, if that is your real name!
23:34Boy, we'd never have done that to them.
23:35Never.
23:35There's some things we would do, but we would never have done that.
23:38Not in a million years, boy.
23:39I'm joking, man.
23:40But what are they on about as well?
23:41Thanks for covering the hotel.
23:43Yeah, we didn't cover the room.
23:44Corny.
23:45What does that even mean?
23:46They left us.
23:47No, what?
23:49How much?
23:512,000 euro.
23:52They didn't buy the hotel room.
23:54I'm sorry, madam, but it was the penthouse.
23:56The penthouse?
23:57It wasn't our fault, ma'am.
23:59It was Charlotte and Emma.
24:00Yeah.
24:00Who the hell is Charlotte and Emma?
24:02There were a couple of girls that we thought were rich and were going to give us the ride.
24:05Two grand for the ride.
24:07It's not a hope I'm paying this.
24:08I'm sorry, madam, but they did spend the night.
24:11Are their names on the reservation?
24:13No.
24:13Yeah.
24:14No.
24:14We're out of here.
24:15Let's go.
24:16Tell me you actually did get the ride.
24:18I know.
24:20Idiots.
24:21It's on our fight.
24:22We were out.
24:23Catfished by a couple of girls.
24:25It's alright.
24:25We got insurance.
24:26What the hell do you think insurance actually is?
24:29What have we got you, shampoo?
24:31I finally got my head around the whole insurance thing.
24:35As it turns out, they don't cover catfishing.
24:38But we did get SDIs from the hot tub.
24:40But not one of the bad ones.
24:42Just an itchy knob.
24:42We're out.
24:44We're out.
24:44We're out.
24:45We're out.
24:45We're out.
24:46We're out.
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