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00:01:06I mean, sometimes change the tune.
00:01:10I've got so much to tell you, but I think I love you, Niles.
00:01:18Sometimes I feel that, and then, I don't know, other times, not so much.
00:01:26Over the last week, I've had a lot of time to think about my life, my future work, you
00:01:31know, what I'm doing, who am I spending it with?
00:01:34Yeah.
00:01:35And, I don't know, like, the last week, we've connected, you know, better than ever before,
00:01:42but...
00:01:42I need to tell you something.
00:01:44Oh, no, just let me finish.
00:01:45I don't know what it is.
00:01:46Like, something feels different.
00:01:49I mean, it's like the spark in our relationship is back, and it's never been any better.
00:01:54Like, I don't know, maybe it's just me.
00:01:57Maybe I've had a lot of time to think, you know.
00:02:01Don't know.
00:02:08Maybe it's...
00:02:09Isn't it wrong?
00:02:13The one thing I'm sure about...
00:02:18is...
00:02:19I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:02:27Miles, wait.
00:02:31Gemma.
00:02:33Were you married then?
00:02:39I know it's just a band, but I promise you when I get the money, you know, I'll get you
00:02:43a diamond.
00:02:44What do you say?
00:02:51I've got something to come first.
00:02:54What?
00:02:55I'm not Gemma.
00:02:58You are?
00:03:01I'm not Gemma.
00:03:08You are joking, right?
00:03:21Not.
00:03:25I met Gemma just under a week and a half ago.
00:03:29And...
00:03:30It was half a year to be more related, and that we were twins.
00:03:34And...
00:03:34I mean...
00:03:36You were even surprised with the piano play.
00:03:50Myles, please.
00:03:51Can you explain?
00:03:52John, I...
00:03:53You could have just said no, all right?
00:03:55Instead of making that ridiculous story.
00:04:00Look, it's...
00:04:01Miles...
00:04:02Miles, please.
00:04:03Yes, I have nothing to do with this.
00:04:26No...
00:04:27No...
00:04:29No...
00:04:29It's too fast.
00:04:30No...
00:04:31No...
00:04:31Barrel problem?
00:04:34You're so subtle.
00:05:01Don't blow this rubbish too long, I don't want the electric to go on through my roof.
00:05:07Come on, Trace, have a dance, yeah, come on, Trace.
00:05:13Some of us have work to do.
00:05:17Work?
00:05:18You've not had a job since nineteen ninety seven.
00:05:22Trace, I'm working, alright.
00:05:26You're working, yeah.
00:05:29Definitely a scam.
00:05:45Linda's a tenner mum.
00:05:47Not me of the money.
00:05:48Don't be so stingy I don't get paid for another two weeks.
00:05:52I'm sure I can work somewhere out.
00:05:54You want a job, cash in hand?
00:05:56Sounds good.
00:05:57Want you scheming?
00:05:58Me?
00:05:59Scheming?
00:06:07Trace's luxury getaway isn't this about?
00:06:09No you, ma.
00:06:10More, ma.
00:06:12Okay.
00:06:13You remember that holiday letter scheme I had?
00:06:17Well, you're going to have to be more specific than that.
00:06:19The cockroaches.
00:06:21Oh, gross, yeah.
00:06:22What about it?
00:06:22Yeah.
00:06:22Well, those cheap places, they don't give refunds, do they?
00:06:26They give vouchers.
00:06:27But I ran that scheme five times before they worked it out.
00:06:31Now I've got good credit.
00:06:34Okay.
00:06:35So, I now rent a place, sublet it on my website.
00:06:43I've put a few targeted adverts in posh areas.
00:06:47Surely this can't work?
00:06:49It has.
00:06:51I've just rented an art deco cottage.
00:06:54I've rented it a couple of days either side, so you can go in, sort the place out,
00:06:59then clean up before the real owners get in and check it out.
00:07:04How much then?
00:07:06Fifty quid.
00:07:11Deal.
00:07:17Oh, God, it's me, Ed.
00:07:18What's the E1?
00:07:24Hello.
00:07:26Yes, this is she.
00:07:29Yes.
00:07:30I've just got your booking.
00:07:33Oh, erm, I'm just wondering how private and secure your listing is.
00:07:37Yes, the family does need security in a private environment.
00:07:41Don't worry.
00:07:42It's a lovely, quiet area.
00:07:45Perfect for walks.
00:07:47Oh, excellent.
00:07:49One of our parties will be arriving on the Saturday and the rest of the parties will be arriving
00:07:56the following day.
00:07:57Perfect.
00:07:59And you're happy to pay for the security in advance?
00:08:04Oh, yes.
00:08:05Of course.
00:08:05That's not a problem.
00:08:07Ah, wonderful.
00:08:09You will, of course, get it back when we've checked over the property after your client
00:08:14leaves.
00:08:15Oh, wonderful.
00:08:17If I have any more questions, I'll give you another ring.
00:08:20I'm happy to have served you, madam.
00:08:23OK, goodbye.
00:08:24Bye-bye.
00:08:26Is everything gone fact?
00:08:28Oh, yes, Princess, your getaway makes.
00:08:31Would you like me to tell this in Her Majesty?
00:08:34No, no.
00:08:35I'll tell the mother, won't you?
00:08:37Is anything wrong, Princess?
00:08:39You do look as though you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders.
00:08:44I have something to tell them when we're on holiday.
00:08:46And you don't think they're going to be very happy with me?
00:08:50I'm happy to listen.
00:08:53Perhaps I'm just being silly.
00:08:56Anyway, we need to look at next week's schedule.
00:09:01Of course.
00:09:03Is she a child?
00:09:05Mmm.
00:09:16Mmm.
00:09:17Mmm.
00:09:17Oh, now we're falling.
00:09:19James, what are you doing?
00:09:20Are you going to choke?
00:09:22Oh, yes.
00:09:36I told you.
00:09:37Shut up.
00:09:43Do you think there should be more to life than there?
00:09:45What do you mean?
00:09:47I feel stuck, you know.
00:09:49Same old job, same old friends, same old...
00:09:51Ever of a friend, you know.
00:09:53Until I win lottery or marry a prince, this is all we've got.
00:09:59And what about us?
00:10:00What do you mean?
00:10:01Well, where do you see us heading?
00:10:02I'm not having kids if that's what you mean.
00:10:04No, I don't mean...
00:10:04My mum will kill me if I make her a grandmother.
00:10:08I'm being silly.
00:10:09She's got a knife in the garage.
00:10:10Bigger and Rambos.
00:10:13You said you had something to tell me.
00:10:15Is that it?
00:10:16No, it's my mum.
00:10:26What is it?
00:10:27Which one is it?
00:10:40It's gorgeous.
00:10:42A little Bohemian.
00:10:43What do you know about Bohemia?
00:10:45You're a Pontings girl.
00:10:46Watch it, trappy.
00:10:49Besides, I wish I could stay here.
00:10:52It's already spotless.
00:10:53What do we do then?
00:10:54Well, we've got to clean up half of ourselves.
00:10:56And then we've got to swap the brochures and the guest books to me mum so they think it's hers.
00:11:00Oh, easy.
00:11:02Besides, we wouldn't make that much mess, will we?
00:11:11You know what?
00:11:12Huh?
00:11:13Mine's don't excite me anymore.
00:11:16What about that fella that tried chatting us up in the club last week?
00:11:20He was fit.
00:11:21Oh, no.
00:11:22I don't.
00:11:22Yeah.
00:11:23Yeah.
00:11:24Well, it miles you time.
00:11:25Hm.
00:11:27He used to babble.
00:11:29Hm.
00:11:29That beats my ass.
00:11:31Hm.
00:11:32Hm.
00:11:42Hm.
00:11:43Hm.
00:11:46Hm.
00:11:49Hm.
00:11:50Hm.
00:11:50Hm.
00:11:50Hm.
00:11:52Hm.
00:11:52Hm.
00:11:55Hm.
00:11:56It's going to take my pillows away.
00:11:59These are my pillows, wolf.
00:12:08Oh, my God.
00:12:09They're checking in on that one.
00:12:11Quick away.
00:12:14Keep your head on.
00:12:20Hey.
00:12:22Oh, yeah, Mum.
00:12:23Oh, yeah, we're fine.
00:12:25Just doing final checks and that.
00:12:28Yeah, yeah, when the first person arrives.
00:12:32Yeah, yeah, fine, fine.
00:12:34Yeah, later.
00:12:37I'm going to clean up now.
00:12:40Okay.
00:13:17Oh, great, we're here.
00:13:20Oh, finally.
00:13:22It'd be so good to just relax and not have to think about my duties.
00:13:25And I've just got one last email to send.
00:13:27Oh, okay.
00:13:28I'll go and grab the keys.
00:13:49Oh, excuse me.
00:13:51Morning.
00:13:52Sorry a bit, Lily.
00:13:53No problem.
00:13:55We're just finished.
00:13:56I've got the keys here for you.
00:13:58Oh, thank you.
00:14:01I'll give these to my boss.
00:14:02Right, I'll just go grab my colleague.
00:14:28Where is it?
00:14:30She's there.
00:14:31Oh, is it?
00:14:32Okay, I'm just doing this last little bit.
00:14:33Bebs, Bebs, I'm going to make a dash to the train, all right?
00:14:35Me auntie wants her nails doing and she's always generous.
00:14:40Okay, I'll see you later, sweet.
00:14:48I'm shooting up.
00:14:49Have a lovely step.
00:14:51Oh, thank you.
00:15:00I think I'll go grab the gym.
00:15:02She looks much more relaxing, right?
00:15:03Don't you let it over here?
00:15:05Oh, are you sure you'll be okay?
00:15:07You might just...
00:15:08Oh, yes, there's a little shop just down the road.
00:15:12A corner shop?
00:15:15Have you ever been in a shop before?
00:15:18Is it like handrains?
00:16:01Oh, wow, you really are letting it all hang out, aren't you, princess?
00:16:07Oh, you should put a cardigan on in case of the paparazzi.
00:16:11Oh, and to keep you warm.
00:16:13What?
00:16:15I'll have to run now, princess.
00:16:17Excuse me.
00:16:18Oh.
00:16:20I've got to go and do a shift at the teabag factory and have a hot pot.
00:16:27Oh, you do amuse me, princess.
00:16:29Call me princess again and I'll show you how amusing I can be.
00:16:34There are, love.
00:16:49Sorry, love.
00:16:50I mean, madam, I've just left my phone.
00:16:53I'll just grab it.
00:17:03Oh, you don't mind me.
00:17:13No!
00:17:18Listen, I've had the place redecorated.
00:17:21Now, I've already put in some scratches so they'll knock 10% off, but you'll have to pay for the
00:17:26rest.
00:17:31Maybe it's time your constituencies and your wife found out what it is you get up to.
00:17:40Don't get funny with me, buddy boy.
00:17:42I've still got the photos.
00:17:44You've got plenty of money.
00:17:49Good.
00:17:50That's better.
00:17:52Now, I'll want it in my account by the end of the day.
00:17:57Who was that?
00:17:59Mayor.
00:18:00What?
00:18:01I used to date him about 10 years back.
00:18:05You wouldn't believe the dirt I've got on him.
00:18:10Oh, my gosh.
00:18:12That's a girl I feel sorry for.
00:18:15Anyway, what can I do for you, lover boy?
00:18:19I've come to see Gemma.
00:18:21Oh, she's not here.
00:18:22She's at our holiday cottage.
00:18:25You've got a holiday cottage?
00:18:26Yes.
00:18:27Well, kind of.
00:18:29Anyway, she'll be back in a few hours.
00:18:35This is well bizarre.
00:18:39Maybe we're ducks, Damus.
00:18:41I think they're a bit more than lookalikes, Flower.
00:18:44So, what are we?
00:18:46Who's your dad?
00:18:49Well, my father is king of a small island and a British rule.
00:18:53That's good.
00:18:55Because my mum's the queen of Sheba, love.
00:18:57Is she broken?
00:19:00Oh, I was born in this country.
00:19:03They had to reside here during the coup.
00:19:06The heir of my lord is prone to it, unfortunately.
00:19:09We did try to move back, but ended up right here.
00:19:13So, technically, my father is nothing more than a lord.
00:19:20Well, that sucks.
00:19:22Was your dad a bit of a Lothario?
00:19:24I beg your pardon?
00:19:26I never met me dad.
00:19:28Me mum says they were like ships passing at nine.
00:19:31He might have done everything more than a knight, would they?
00:19:33I mean, 33 years ago.
00:19:36What's your birthday?
00:19:38April 1st.
00:19:40Mine too.
00:19:44But, I'm 39.
00:19:47Fine, alright.
00:19:49I'm 39.
00:19:52We're always little twins.
00:19:53Everything matches.
00:19:54Well, how are we going to find out?
00:19:56Hang on.
00:20:01Where are you?
00:20:02I've got a question for you, mum.
00:20:04Alright, let's pay out.
00:20:06Was my old man a king or the lord?
00:20:09What are you talking about?
00:20:11Are you taking the mick?
00:20:13No, do you reckon he was?
00:20:15He were barely a coat, just a love.
00:20:18Well, I don't suppose you had two kids and gave one away.
00:20:24Have you been drinking again?
00:20:37I mean, it's impossible.
00:20:39My mother gave birth to me.
00:20:41Well, it's a mystery.
00:20:45Hold on.
00:20:48You're kidding me.
00:20:50What?
00:20:50I'm just dreaming.
00:20:52Wait.
00:20:54What the hell, like?
00:20:57You're not dreaming.
00:20:59It's real.
00:21:00Look, I'm going to have to go soon.
00:21:03Why?
00:21:04Yeah, I've got to get back on the grind.
00:21:06I can't sit here with you all day being a princess.
00:21:11Well, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
00:21:14I can assure you.
00:21:15Yeah, well, try being me.
00:21:18Trying to scrape by with a boring boyfriend
00:21:20who I'm pretty sure can't stand me right now.
00:21:24Let alone me mother.
00:21:25Christ!
00:21:26She's not nice.
00:21:29No.
00:21:30I wouldn't say that, but she's just complicated.
00:21:34She must be doing all right, though.
00:21:37She has a second property.
00:21:39So what's so bad about your life, princess?
00:21:44Well, I'm expected to act a certain way.
00:21:48I'm objecting certain images, but I just don't feel true to myself.
00:21:55I have to have dinners with nords, ladies, politicians, kings and queens sometimes.
00:22:03I mean, I even used to date William before we met Kate.
00:22:09I mean, it's just such an effort having to dress up all the time and be so demure.
00:22:21What is it?
00:22:27Well, we went to a gala a few weeks ago.
00:22:32And there was a lady playing the piano.
00:22:35I've been learning the piano for years, and I stopped to listen to her.
00:22:44But my mother wouldn't let me.
00:22:48She said she was nearly the hire to help.
00:22:50I just didn't understand why they made me learn to play if I wasn't ever able to.
00:23:01I felt so trapped.
00:23:05And she just looked so free.
00:23:08Well, I can tell you being the hire to help ain't what it's cracked up to be.
00:23:14I'd love to feel in part and, you know, be the senator of attention.
00:23:21I have an idea.
00:23:24What?
00:23:27Why don't we swap places for a week?
00:23:30You're having a laugh, aren't you?
00:23:33No.
00:23:34I'm being serious.
00:23:35A week?
00:23:39Why not?
00:23:40We're identical.
00:23:42We just need to go over everything that we need to know.
00:23:50Bugger it.
00:23:51Mine up.
00:23:53You're serious, that is true.
00:24:21You're serious, that is true.
00:24:37Sorry.
00:24:39I know it's late.
00:24:41How are you getting on?
00:24:43Getting there.
00:24:46I have an idea.
00:24:48Keep me with it.
00:24:50Well, I know a photographer and I can get access to his studio in the morning so we could go
00:24:57through the physical side of it all.
00:24:58What do you mean?
00:25:02Well, you walk like a member of Oasis.
00:25:05No offence.
00:25:07None taken.
00:25:09I need to teach you how to walk, talk and eat like a princess.
00:25:12What next?
00:25:13Poop like a princess.
00:25:16How vulgar.
00:25:18I've got my work cut out for me.
00:25:20Sorry.
00:25:22You get some sleep now.
00:25:24You've got to start early before my family arrives.
00:25:29I want to talk like a princess.
00:25:36I want to walk like a princess.
00:25:41I want to dress to impress like a princess.
00:25:52But I'm not going to be your princess.
00:25:57I'm going to be my own princess.
00:26:00My own princess.
00:26:03Be my own princess.
00:26:10I am going to be my princess.
00:26:13I am going to talk like a princess.
00:26:17I am going to walk like a princess.
00:26:24I am going to dress like a princess.
00:26:31I am going to be my own princess.
00:26:36I am going to be my own princess.
00:26:42I am my own princess.
00:26:57Tell me not to know where I am.
00:27:03Yeah, me mum and me boyfriend want to know where I am.
00:27:07You want to do this?
00:27:10Sure.
00:27:12Yeah.
00:27:13Yeah.
00:27:15I'll get Connie to pick you up from here.
00:27:17And I'll get a new Uber to take to me, Duff.
00:27:19I think.
00:27:24Well, don't...
00:27:25I don't know if there's anything where I am.
00:27:27Yeah, but I didn't get that.
00:27:30We're going to have to swap clothes too.
00:27:34Oh, this is really comfy.
00:27:38Well, I'm going to have to do something.
00:27:40Staying up.
00:27:40Shoulders back.
00:27:45You know, good luck.
00:27:47I'll get a taxi to pick you up and drop you off at mine.
00:27:49It's just opposite the flower shop.
00:27:54I'm nervous.
00:27:55Well, I'd say it don't be, but my mum can be a bit scarier sometimes.
00:28:12Morning.
00:28:13You all right?
00:28:16Nice.
00:28:16What's your family's waiting for you at the holiday, Cartier?
00:28:21Spiffing.
00:28:22One's high tea.
00:28:24High tea?
00:28:25Yeah, like cucumber sandwiches and all that.
00:28:30All that?
00:28:33Are you playing with me?
00:28:36Oh.
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:38You got me.
00:28:41After you, Laura of Highness.
00:29:03I do.
00:29:04I do.
00:29:06I do.
00:29:08I do.
00:29:09I do.
00:29:10I have a bum.
00:29:14What about you, Ed?
00:29:16She yelled, Gemma.
00:29:18I only saw you yesterday.
00:29:20You'd been on the extra-onsiders last night.
00:29:23No, no, no, no.
00:29:26Well, then.
00:29:28Oh.
00:29:29Look.
00:29:36Well, well, well.
00:29:38The princess returns.
00:29:40Her Majesty has deigned to share her presence.
00:29:44Excuse me?
00:29:47I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:49So, look.
00:29:51Was Gemma with you last night?
00:29:53No, I thought she was back here.
00:30:00Well, um...
00:30:01I just...
00:30:02fancied a night out.
00:30:04I mean...
00:30:05Is that a crime?
00:30:07Do what you like.
00:30:08I had to entertain your dopey boyfriend.
00:30:14Oh, Miles, for God's sake.
00:30:16Bloody hell, lad.
00:30:17It's like looking in a butcher's window.
00:30:18Cover yourself up.
00:30:20James, can we have a chat later?
00:30:22No.
00:30:37No.
00:30:37No.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:53Oh, Connie.
00:30:55Oh, thank God.
00:30:56We've been stuck here without any help for an hour.
00:30:59It's been frightful.
00:31:01We're dying for a cup of tea.
00:31:02I've no idea how the contraption works.
00:31:05The thing.
00:31:07You mean the kettle.
00:31:09Or that.
00:31:10Don't worry, Your Majesty.
00:31:12I'll make the tea.
00:31:14Is Diana here yet?
00:31:17She's outside in the courtyard.
00:31:19Oh, God.
00:31:21Right.
00:31:23Oh, what's the matter, Your Majesty?
00:31:25Since when do you call Father now, Your Majesty and Lady?
00:31:29I'm sorry, Mother.
00:31:32Did Nancy do your make-up?
00:31:35It's too much.
00:31:36You look like one of those American princesses.
00:31:39I did my make-up.
00:31:41Well, it looks like you've used a spray can, darling.
00:31:44Have your sister do it.
00:31:46Nancy has the week off.
00:31:48Diana?
00:31:49Yes, Diana.
00:31:51Go on.
00:31:52Shoo, shoo.
00:31:57Hey, sis.
00:32:01You've never called me sis before.
00:32:03Um, heavens, who did your make-up?
00:32:07A mortician?
00:32:09Um, Mother's asked you to help me.
00:32:13Fine.
00:32:18Oh, it's great.
00:32:28Don't make habit of it.
00:32:31Thank you, Diana.
00:32:33I don't think you've thanked me for anything.
00:32:36Oh.
00:32:39Sorry.
00:32:41And you've never apologised, either.
00:32:43Did you get a visit from three ghosts last night?
00:32:46Did they know they're too late for Christmas?
00:32:51So, what do you think about the holiday cottage?
00:32:54I don't know what possessed you to book this,
00:32:56when we could have gone to Uncle Giles' chateau in Monaco.
00:33:01I think it's nice to switch things up a little.
00:33:04You're odd today, Corinthia.
00:33:06Very, very odd.
00:33:08I'm just happy to see you.
00:33:10Ew.
00:33:11Look, just pick out a nice dress.
00:33:14Daddy's been invited to Lord Withnale's latest gathering.
00:33:16Where to make our token appearances.
00:33:20Is it going to be posh?
00:33:23Lords, dignitaries, royalty.
00:33:26Not posh at all, darling.
00:33:29Did you bang your head?
00:33:51All right, love.
00:33:52I was about to bet all you.
00:34:04And they are going to find out
00:34:08Yes, they're going to find out
00:34:10About you
00:34:12I know you see it
00:34:17Imposter
00:34:20Imposter
00:34:21Oh, my God.
00:34:23This is an open bar, is it not?
00:34:28The bar is paid for, yes.
00:34:33Drink Connie?
00:34:36I can't, I'm working.
00:34:39I think you just need to relax.
00:34:42You've got to pick a little uptight.
00:34:50Come on, let's go out.
00:34:58Better get off soon, clubbering someone's shift.
00:35:03I really want to go clubbing tonight instead.
00:35:05Oh, I don't, yeah.
00:35:07Because if I don't work, I don't get paid.
00:35:10Don't get paid, can't pay me bill.
00:35:12On and on it goes.
00:35:13Right?
00:35:14You can't just ask for some money off your parents.
00:35:17My jailbird, Daddy.
00:35:20If you had a loob buried somewhere, I wouldn't tell me where it was.
00:35:23Mum's more broke than me.
00:35:28How long have we known each other now?
00:35:32Blimey.
00:35:33What were we?
00:35:35Ball, pies, back in primary school.
00:35:38A lifetime of shenanigans ever since.
00:35:45Did I ever tell you about me, Dad?
00:35:47Only that your mum didn't know who it was.
00:35:50She thinks she's lying about that.
00:35:54Honestly, I never know where you are, Mark.
00:35:56What, she's a lover.
00:36:00Should we get ready for Miles?
00:36:03Yeah.
00:36:05Look, if you're going to dump him, let him down gently.
00:36:08All right?
00:36:10He's a nice guy.
00:36:12Why would she, I mean, why would I dump him?
00:36:14Don't know about Armony Grant, do you remember her?
00:36:16Or Daphne Breen?
00:36:18Daphne?
00:36:18Oh, never mind.
00:36:20Go easy on him, all right?
00:36:24Yeah, okay.
00:36:26Do you know the way to Nashall?
00:36:28That's where I've got a meeting.
00:36:30You don't remember?
00:36:31Well, not exactly, no.
00:36:32Throw her a cab with me, we'll dump you off on the way, sweet.
00:36:56Honestly, Carinthia, I've never seen you act like that before.
00:37:10What were you drinking?
00:37:13Not beer, was it?
00:37:15It was bitter, Papa.
00:37:17A princess does not drink bitter beer, lager, or anything you might find in a public house, unless it's high
00:37:29-cast spirits, like champagne, and good champagne at that.
00:37:35Can I not drink cider?
00:37:38What?
00:37:39It was a genuine question.
00:37:41Listen, Carinthia, you need to start to improve your behaviour.
00:37:45We have our reputation to uphold.
00:37:50Show some decorum.
00:37:52Not that, okay.
00:37:59Well, that went surprisingly well.
00:38:05Anyway, what's the decorum?
00:38:10It's like etiquette.
00:38:12You took classes in it.
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:18Oh.
00:38:24You've upset your father, you m'lady.
00:38:27I'm 39, you're mad.
00:38:29Well, though.
00:38:31Well, perhaps you should act like it.
00:38:33Now, we have something important for you to do next week.
00:38:36Father has some friends in Switzerland.
00:38:38Very upper crust.
00:38:40He's told them you spent two years at RADA and performed plays across Europe.
00:38:45Why'd you tell them that?
00:38:48Because you did, Carinthia.
00:38:51So, we'd like you to do a short performance for them.
00:38:55We've booked a rehearsal space in two days.
00:38:58We'll let you know what play it is when we decide.
00:39:01But you know them all off by heart, anyway.
00:39:05Gee.
00:39:07Thanks.
00:39:09Stick to her leg glue.
00:39:11Make sure she's focused.
00:39:12And no more foolishness.
00:39:15Okay, Connie?
00:39:15Yes, Your Majesty.
00:39:32Wiles?
00:39:35Hello?
00:39:37Are you here?
00:39:42Miles?
00:39:45Miles?
00:39:49Miles?
00:40:15What's one?
00:40:20What?
00:40:23What?
00:40:24What?
00:40:25What?
00:40:30What?
00:41:42Gemma, that was amazing.
00:41:45Like, I'm genuinely stunned.
00:41:48It was nothing.
00:41:50Why didn't you say you could play music?
00:41:52I mean, I know you went to acting school, but music?
00:41:56You should have said.
00:41:59People like me don't get to show off, really.
00:42:03Besides, one cares.
00:42:06I care.
00:42:07You know, I love music.
00:42:10You do?
00:42:12You know I do.
00:42:13I used to play when I was younger.
00:42:16No one here is as good as I.
00:42:18That was brilliant.
00:42:26This place is lovely.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:29It's not a bad place to work, is it?
00:42:34What do you think?
00:42:37James, I told you about this last time I was here.
00:42:41Like, you're in your own pub sometimes, I sort of.
00:42:44I'm the maintenance guy, so I make sure the stage mechanics and the sound are ticked up.
00:42:52How marvellous.
00:42:59Um, I need to lock up now, okay?
00:43:01So, why don't we go for a walk and go to the pub?
00:43:06Have a game of darts?
00:43:08Yeah, let's have a game of darts and a few drinks.
00:43:14Um, why don't we go on a walk?
00:43:16I mean, it's a lovely day out and, uh, do you know any good viewpoints?
00:43:25Sure, yeah.
00:43:26And maybe we can have a chat about things.
00:43:36You sure it's not dodgy?
00:43:38Would I do anything dodgy?
00:43:41Well, why'd you get him?
00:43:42Um, the random line at, uh, uh, jewelers I do some cleaning at.
00:43:47They were just going to throw it out, don't we?
00:43:49How?
00:43:50Not a cabbage trace.
00:43:52It's a story.
00:43:56Hey.
00:43:57What's up, innit?
00:43:59Even some diamonds.
00:44:01Of course, I'll give him a cut once we've sold it.
00:44:05But what I need you to do is to pass it off on a couple of pawn shops in town.
00:44:09Why can't you do it?
00:44:10You know, I would.
00:44:12But I've heard my knee.
00:44:13And technically, I'm on disability benefits.
00:44:16So, uh, they can't sit me rushing up and downtown.
00:44:20You know, between pawn shops.
00:44:23Hmm.
00:44:24Think about it.
00:44:25I don't think too long, love.
00:44:31Ooh, careful.
00:44:39All right.
00:44:43You know, it's so beautiful out here.
00:44:47It's so peaceful.
00:44:50Yeah, I know.
00:44:51It's, it's, well, I come up here quite a lot, you know, to clear my head and...
00:44:57Yeah, I can see why.
00:45:00Really?
00:45:01Well, this, this isn't your cup of tea, James.
00:45:04Right?
00:45:04You, you, you never really wanted to do this.
00:45:07More for me, innit?
00:45:11Yeah, I suppose.
00:45:16Are you cold?
00:45:18Yeah, it's chillier than I thought.
00:45:22Come here.
00:45:26This isn't normal.
00:45:28Really?
00:45:29Yeah.
00:45:31But right now, normally, it's a Huggins woke and whack your ass off.
00:45:41What did you need to tell me?
00:45:50Do you think we're good together?
00:45:51What do you mean?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:54Sometimes I feel like you're not really that into me.
00:45:58No, I'm sorry.
00:46:00Sometimes I just get caught up in myself.
00:46:03Look.
00:46:05You're really warm-hearted and you're wonderful.
00:46:08I mean, that's, that's a bit forward of me to say.
00:46:12Not really, James.
00:46:13Like, we've, we have been going out for a year now.
00:46:22Come on.
00:46:24Shall we get you home?
00:46:50There's something that I tell.
00:46:53You won't care, sister.
00:46:54You never do.
00:46:55Of course I did.
00:46:57Shouldn't you be offering a groveling apology to Mumsy and Dadsy?
00:47:01Dadsy already gave me a rollicking.
00:47:04Rollicking?
00:47:05Yeah, you know what I mean.
00:47:09Must say, I find it rather amusing.
00:47:16Okay, sis.
00:47:19What's his name?
00:47:20What's his name?
00:47:21What's he doing?
00:47:22How on earth do you know?
00:47:25Hmm.
00:47:26I know that, Mark.
00:47:28Come on then, Maradie Bomb.
00:47:32It's Nathaniel.
00:47:35It's Nathaniel.
00:47:35He's up to his old tricks again.
00:47:37Father is insistent that he's going to make an excellent husband.
00:47:41But he's only considering Nathaniel's family and their standing.
00:47:46As for Nathaniel himself.
00:47:49So he's a moron man.
00:47:52Yes.
00:47:53I suppose so.
00:47:58He might have been born with him for wealth, but not so much of a brain.
00:48:05That is Nathaniel done.
00:48:10He can't keep his hands off the maids.
00:48:13His father set a fire at several of the house staff for fraternising with Nathaniel after dark.
00:48:19Oh, so he can't be trusted.
00:48:22God, it's ridiculous.
00:48:24These men in high society are almost expected to behave like this and suffer no consequences.
00:48:30Hmm.
00:48:30I know.
00:48:31You should suffer consequences, Maggie.
00:48:33Swift knee to the family jewels.
00:48:35Sister.
00:48:38And perhaps you're right.
00:48:42Besides, those 12 months studying judo under Grandmaster Takashi that father paid for,
00:48:48I suppose I could put them to good beliefs.
00:48:55Whatever you do.
00:48:59Don't settle for second best.
00:49:03Always follow your heart.
00:49:06I mean, you might not always be right.
00:49:10But it'd be your bad.
00:49:13And not father's judgment.
00:49:18I suppose I should get ready to face him.
00:49:21I'm going to Nathaniel's family manor tonight with Mumsy and Dadsy.
00:49:29Forget the bit about the knee to the spuds.
00:49:35Just be firm.
00:49:37And honest.
00:49:42Mm.
00:49:49Mm.
00:50:03Cup of tea?
00:50:06I'm sure
00:50:09I'm not so surprised
00:50:12You've never made a cup of tea before
00:50:14You usually ask me
00:50:18Well, I can assure you that I make a grape
00:50:21So sit down, relax, take away off
00:50:27You seem very different
00:50:49I'm impressed
00:50:51It's only a cup of tea, Connie
00:50:56Anyway, I've been an agony aunt all day
00:50:59So if you want to chat, go away
00:51:02Me?
00:51:04Chat?
00:51:06About what?
00:51:10Your love life?
00:51:13My love life?
00:51:15Good God
00:51:17If you want to talk about disasters
00:51:19Let's talk about, I don't know, Pompeii or Titanic
00:51:25So there's no man in your life?
00:51:28No
00:51:28No ma'am
00:51:31No woman either
00:51:35The truth is, working for a family of royals
00:51:39Takes all my time
00:51:41Don't get me wrong
00:51:42I do love it
00:51:44But it takes all my time
00:51:46And I am on call 24-7
00:51:50Well, we need to set some boundaries and some terms
00:51:53What?
00:51:54You know, workers' rights and all that
00:52:00You?
00:52:01Of all people?
00:52:03Are saying that?
00:52:08Anyway
00:52:09This tea looks like it needs biscuits
00:52:13And I know you work with the royals and probably love a rich tea
00:52:18But I prefer custard cream
00:52:21Me too
00:52:23Do you know what?
00:52:25I've got some upstairs in my suitcase
00:52:29My guilty pleasure
00:52:31Go grab them then
00:52:43Yeah
00:52:43Yeah
00:52:43I've got my daughter's mate to do it
00:52:46She's going to do the ones for me
00:52:48It's a bit silly, but
00:52:50I reckon there's a fair few grand there
00:52:53How do you think I've got it?
00:52:56Five-finger discount, mate
00:52:59Oh, yeah
00:53:00You'd be surprised at what I've stolen
00:53:16Whatever she's told you to do, don't do it
00:53:18Why not?
00:53:19Well, I think she's doing something unlawful
00:53:22So, go, right
00:53:22So what?
00:53:24You can't take the risk for someone else
00:53:27Lighten up, gems
00:53:29You've been well uptight lately
00:53:32Come on
00:53:33Let's have a rave
00:53:44Come on
00:53:45Come on
00:53:45Come on
00:53:46Come on
00:53:46Come on
00:53:46Come on
00:53:49Oh, Christ
00:53:50Look at my ring
00:53:51I'm half-extriced
00:53:59That's not right
00:54:01That's my life kit
00:54:01Space beat
00:54:03Woooo
00:54:04Woooo
00:54:05Woooo
00:54:06Wooow
00:54:08Wooow
00:54:09Wooow
00:54:09Wooow
00:54:10Wooow
00:54:11Wooow
00:54:11Wooow
00:54:11Wooow
00:54:15Wooow
00:54:17Come on.
00:54:43This is...
00:54:45This is much nicer.
00:54:50It is, actually.
00:55:21I say, what are you two girls doing?
00:55:27We were just dancing, Your Majesty.
00:55:30Dancing? Why?
00:55:32I was teaching her how to dance.
00:55:36If I had a reason for Carinthia to dance,
00:55:38we would have hired a teacher.
00:55:41Found her at Royal London School with a ballet.
00:55:45To teach her.
00:55:46We've tried that once, Raoul.
00:55:48She has no rhythm.
00:55:49Like Bambi on ice.
00:55:51Oh, yeah, it's yes.
00:55:53Of course.
00:55:55A word, Connie.
00:56:05Come in, see?
00:56:08Right, Carinthia, my gentleman.
00:56:11I think you need to start to focus a bit.
00:56:15We've got a busy year ahead.
00:56:18It's very important that everybody is on the ball.
00:56:22You have a reputation, too.
00:56:24Right you are, Kingy.
00:56:26Kingy.
00:56:27Kingy.
00:56:28Sorry for...
00:56:31Prepare for a performance to the theatre.
00:56:34I want to see your Midsummer Night's Dream.
00:56:39On the best.
00:56:40Perhaps, Hamlet.
00:56:43What?
00:56:45Prepare yourself.
00:56:48You will do a pre-run the day after tomorrow.
00:56:51And then next week, you'll perform in Switzerland.
00:56:58This is bad.
00:57:00I mean, I haven't acted in years in Shakespeare.
00:57:04It's so old.
00:57:07He's dead in me.
00:57:11I should hope so.
00:57:19To be or not
00:57:23To be
00:57:27It's just too much for me
00:57:31I'm not what you want me to be
00:57:34To be
00:57:36To be
00:57:37Oh, no
00:57:37To be
00:58:01It's just too much for me
00:58:04I'm not what you want me to be
00:58:21I'm not what you want me to be
00:58:42You alright?
00:58:43Uh
00:58:44You finished for a day?
00:58:46Yeah, yeah
00:58:46We need to get off now because
00:58:48There's a booking
00:58:49But
00:58:50I need to meet at PA
00:58:52Oh, yeah, yeah
00:58:54I'll stay out, you're right
00:58:57And then we can go to the park
00:59:00And then we can go to the park
00:59:13Oh, no, it's Miss Brinton
00:59:18It is
00:59:19I think it's okay
00:59:20Yeah
00:59:22The lights are on
00:59:22The theatre's yours
00:59:23The caretaker will be back later
00:59:25To lock up when you're done
00:59:26And I just need to go back inside
00:59:28To pack some stuff away
00:59:29And then I'll be gone
00:59:33This is
00:59:35King Ralph
00:59:36Queen Christine
00:59:38And their daughter
00:59:39Princess Diana
00:59:41Of the Isle of Marwood
00:59:42Um, it's
00:59:44It's really long to meet you
00:59:46I'm so sorry
00:59:47I found my squirt to my parents
00:59:48Oh, not at all
00:59:49You've copped in the marking
00:59:50Very hard
00:59:51I do my best
00:59:54Can you show us to the theatre
00:59:58Where's Carinthia?
00:59:59Doing warm-up exercises, apparently
01:00:04This way
01:00:09Right
01:00:10You get ready
01:00:11And then head over to the maze stage
01:00:14Do you want me to tell you where it is?
01:00:16I know where it is
01:00:18Oh
01:00:19Well
01:00:21Good luck then
01:00:26Oh
01:00:27Sorry
01:00:29I
01:00:29I thought
01:00:34Connie
01:01:01What's going on?
01:01:03Come on, darling
01:01:04We haven't got all day
01:01:14What's the matter with you?
01:01:17You've been through
01:01:18Summer Night's Dream
01:01:19A hundred times
01:01:21I'm so stressed
01:01:22I've got so much going on
01:01:24I just can't remember anything
01:01:27Can you remember anything?
01:01:32The passage form
01:01:35Romeo
01:01:35I need you to be my wrong hand
01:01:40Time, fine
01:01:54Romeo
01:01:55Romeo
01:01:58Romeo
01:01:58Romeo
01:02:01Romeo
01:02:02We fall out
01:02:03I remove you
01:02:08Can I
01:02:09Thou
01:02:10Will not
01:02:12But be swung
01:02:16By love
01:02:20And I'll no longer be a cabinet
01:02:28And I'll no longer be a cabinet
01:02:32I'm in volleyball
01:02:33What did I do?
01:02:47Are you okay, your majesty?
01:02:50It's silly really
01:02:52I just have bittersweet memories of that play
01:02:57I was watching a performance of Romeo and Juliet when my water broke
01:03:01Well, not very legal behaviour on my part
01:03:05I'll be back out in a second
01:03:13I think we'll call it a dance performance
01:03:20It was okay, I liked it, Quincy
01:03:23But
01:03:25I think we've been better off with one of the other plays
01:03:29Mother wasn't a fan
01:03:31Well
01:03:32I think it was a play she was watching while she was in labour
01:03:38Oh, dear
01:03:41Oh, my darling child
01:03:45My little Juliet
01:03:48I do wonder where you are
01:03:59Mother
01:04:00I've never
01:04:01Been okay
01:04:02I'm sorry, my darling
01:04:03I was being silly
01:04:07Did you change already?
01:04:10I'm
01:04:11Just very free
01:04:15Who's Julie at the time?
01:04:18I'll wake up once
01:04:19We can join you there
01:04:49Well, that's what Stacy said
01:04:52Your mother's old cellmate
01:04:54That's impossible
01:04:55That's impossible
01:04:55Is it, Jenna?
01:04:58We're twins
01:05:00I mean, I know she messed up
01:05:02But I just can't imagine her stealing a baby
01:05:13Only me
01:05:15Sorry, His Majesty wants his golf cardigan
01:05:18We simply can't play without it, apparently
01:05:22Who'd have thought such young people would have been so important, eh?
01:05:35Oh, my God
01:05:37Oh, my God
01:05:39Oh, my God
01:05:41Oh, my God
01:05:55Go
01:06:03Oh, my God
01:06:06Are you okay, Connie?
01:06:11Carincia?
01:06:12Yeah
01:06:13That's me
01:06:19Gemma
01:06:41Gemma
01:06:43Ah
01:06:50I'll let Gemma explain
01:06:51It's all got rather complicated
01:06:55So, better be good
01:07:00Your devious mother
01:07:01Sublet at this place
01:07:02We don't even know, isn't it?
01:07:04I met Carinthia
01:07:05When you checked in
01:07:06I mean, it was obvious we were related
01:07:09And we just wanted to know the truth
01:07:12But you swapped places
01:07:15Kill me, I'll say
01:07:17She was tired of her life
01:07:19And
01:07:21Well, I just wanted to know what it felt like to be a princess for a while
01:07:26I mean, we knew deep down
01:07:28It had something to do with
01:07:30I mean, Mum, if I can even call her that
01:07:34But
01:07:35What did she do?
01:07:37Well, it turns out
01:07:39She stole her baby when she was in prison
01:07:41On the basis of the mother didn't need to
01:07:46That's awful
01:07:46Yeah, and the King and Queen kept it quiet
01:07:51Well, I never heard anything about it
01:07:53I can assure you
01:07:55Yeah, but we need proof
01:07:59We need to get evidence off me, Mum
01:08:02You have to tell the King and Queen
01:08:04We need to sort me, Mum
01:08:06Tracy out for this
01:08:09And then we'll tell the King
01:08:10I kept wondering why your voice was different
01:08:14And the accent kept slipping
01:08:19Look
01:08:21This is the real me
01:08:24I'm just a gobby Yorkshire lass
01:08:27Yeah
01:08:29I quite like it
01:08:34I don't know what
01:08:36This means between us, Doug
01:08:41Us
01:08:44I like you
01:08:46I really like you
01:08:49Oh
01:08:51Well
01:08:55Thank you
01:09:15This will take some explaining to do
01:09:18To my employers
01:09:23Oh
01:09:41Julia
01:09:42What are you doing in my room?
01:09:45How could you?
01:09:47What?
01:09:48That's nothing
01:09:49Why did you lie to me, Tracy?
01:09:52How did you find out?
01:09:55Well, it turns out
01:09:57I met my twin sister, the bona fide princess
01:10:00When my real family checked into the holiday cottage
01:10:03Royals
01:10:05I knew they were rich, but royals
01:10:08I've got an idea
01:10:09You're coming with me to the cottage
01:10:11I'm not
01:10:11We're going to the police
01:10:13Oh, don't test me
01:10:16After all
01:10:17You're not my daughter, are you?
01:10:20Now, come on
01:10:21Get out of me!
01:10:28Pussed creams?
01:10:29Are you sure?
01:10:33Live a little
01:10:38There's no other way to say it no more, Daddy
01:10:41You've not brought Shane on the family, have you?
01:10:45No
01:10:47But
01:10:49I have a confession to make
01:10:52Over the past week, it hasn't been me
01:10:56So, girl
01:10:57You were here this morning, weren't you?
01:10:59It wasn't me
01:11:01She might have started her experimental phase, darling
01:11:04What have you taken, Carinthia?
01:11:10I'm not high
01:11:13Let me shed some light
01:11:17It couldn't be
01:11:19My Juliette
01:11:20It must be you
01:11:22Not so fast, Queenie
01:11:24Stay there
01:11:25Who are you?
01:11:27I'm her mother
01:11:28You're not!
01:11:30I raise you, you ungrateful cow
01:11:33Oi, you!
01:11:35Here
01:11:37Come on, Princess, sit down
01:11:40What in heaven is this happening, Mummy?
01:11:53Get me the police
01:11:55Now!
01:11:57You're taking this terrible heart, James
01:11:59It's stopping
01:12:00It was too late!
01:12:01I ain't going anywhere without some royal treasure
01:12:04Oh, sure
01:12:05We've got the crown jewels in our suitcase
01:12:07Don't try and fool me, King Moron
01:12:10You wouldn't go anywhere without thousands of quid's worth of valuables on you
01:12:14I bet Queenie doesn't leave the house without some diamonds on her person
01:12:18So hand it over
01:12:19This family reunion is going to be short-lived
01:12:23I've got time
01:12:25Treasure
01:12:26Jewels
01:12:27Valuables
01:12:28Now
01:12:28I have nothing
01:12:30Oh, come on
01:12:31Otherwise, Gemma or Juliet or whatever her bleeding name is
01:12:35Now she's going to get it
01:12:37What about a bank transfer?
01:12:40Good idea
01:12:41I like you, Princess
01:12:43I want a million quid
01:12:45Now
01:12:49For God's sakes, Daddy, just let me
01:12:51Hey, hey
01:12:52It'll be quicker if I do it
01:12:54Fine, get on with it
01:12:58What's your account number?
01:13:18Good thing we had that year learning from Grandmaster Takashi, hey?
01:13:30We're arresting you on suspicion of theft
01:13:32Handling and distribution of stolen goods
01:13:34Blackmail
01:13:35Kidnapping
01:13:36Attempted assault
01:13:37Attempted murder
01:13:38Let's see what else
01:13:41Fraud
01:13:41Yeah, fraud
01:13:43You didn't have to say anything
01:13:44But it may harm your defence if you fail to mention one question
01:13:47Anything that you later allow in in court
01:13:50I treated you all right, didn't I?
01:13:52We had some good times, didn't we?
01:13:58What possessed you to switch places with your sister?
01:14:03I just needed a break, Daddy
01:14:06We can't keep living by all these rules and restrictions
01:14:09It's almost like you don't trust us to live the lives we've always wished
01:14:13Without being able to hold the family name
01:14:16I'm sorry, Corinne, dear
01:14:19I'm sorry it puts so much pressure on you and I
01:14:23My father did the same with us
01:14:27It's heavy weight of the crown
01:14:31But we have to evolve with the times
01:14:34I mean, some of the traditions are just so archaic
01:14:37I have to fly to Switzerland next week and perform Shakespeare
01:14:41Listen, Quincy, really
01:14:43You don't have to go
01:14:46No, Daddy, I'll go
01:14:48But
01:14:50I have a better idea
01:14:53His lordship
01:14:54He loves Chopin, right?
01:14:56Yes
01:14:59Well, maybe
01:15:01I could play the piano for him instead
01:15:06Okay, okay
01:15:10I knew something didn't make sense this last week
01:15:12Winfrey was rarely that nice to me
01:15:15I think perhaps this family all need to be a bit more open and respectful with each other
01:15:20So, what should we call you now, sis?
01:15:23Gemma or Juliet?
01:15:25Well, I'll make us all a brew and then I'll just decide
01:15:28I mean, I like Gemma, but I really like Juliet
01:15:32And I guess
01:15:33I know why not
01:15:35I know
01:15:44We've got something to tell you all
01:15:45You know, how you're going out in the morning?
01:15:47Yeah
01:15:48Yeah
01:16:15I know
01:16:15I know
01:16:15I know
01:16:28I'm sorry, Gem. I'm so...
01:16:31I can't...
01:16:33I can't...
01:16:35I told you.
01:16:37I'm not Gem.
01:16:41Not this again.
01:16:48She's telling true of me, Ed.
01:16:54What?
01:16:56I...
01:17:00Wiles, for the past week, I feel you head over here's in love with you.
01:17:07Gems, I didn't know anything about this. I'm sorry.
01:17:11Yet and all.
01:17:14But go on, big boy. You have me a blessing.
01:17:21The question is...
01:17:24Does your previous officer stand?
01:17:27Good night.
01:17:37Well, funnily enough, I kept it on me just in case.
01:17:41You have to go, you have to go over here's in love with her.
01:17:41Please, she said.
01:17:43I'm sorry.
01:17:44I'm sorry.
01:17:46I'm sorry.
01:17:49She said.
01:17:55She said.
01:17:57I'm sorry.
01:17:58I'm sorry.
01:17:59I'm sorry.
01:18:02I'm sorry.
01:18:03I'm sorry.
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