00:00For all of Earth's creatures, the greatest pursuit is finding a mating partner.
00:06This unimpressive bait-o-male is faced with another mating season all alone.
00:11Wait, are you filming this?
00:13And failure to mate could mean the end of a bloodline.
00:17Stop narrating at me! Leave me alone!
00:22What am I supposed to do?
00:23It's mating season!
00:25You, my friend, are hitting the dating sites.
00:27There is a dating site for every animal.
00:30Field is if you're looking for a group situation.
00:34In a field, of course.
00:35Hey, man! You want to doink my wife?
00:38Yeah!
00:39Here we go again. We're sick like animals. We play pretend.
00:44We're all just searching for someone to share our lives with.
00:48I hooked up with one of my dad's friends.
00:49Vaughn, I respect you so much.
00:52Hiya, boys.
00:54Va-va-voom!
00:55Oh, did you just va-va-voom your own mom?
00:58I have the best and prettiest mommy in the world.
01:00Your mom, she tried to seduce me.
01:03You fucked my mom?
01:09I love our friend group.
01:12Take a part of my heart tonight.
01:14You gotta get back on the horse!
01:16Now kiss me, but don't stick out your tongue because I'll think it's a finger and I'll bite it off.
01:23My heart desires love?
01:25A little cliché, but we'll go with love.
01:30Hey, Dave. Dude.
01:31We're on lesbians.
01:32Nice.
01:33Nice.
01:34It is scary to be alone.
01:37We're not alone.
01:38We have each other.
01:42Oh, you're gonna spray me?
01:44You like that, you little freak?
01:46Yeah, express your anal glands all over my goddamn pelt.
01:49Oh, oh, oh!
01:50Oh!
01:52Oh!
01:52Oh!
02:09Oh, oh!
02:09Oh!
02:09Oh!
02:09You
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