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00:02Na na na na na na, Gigglebiz! Na na na na, ho ho ho!
00:07Na na na na na na, Gigglebiz! Na na na na, here we go!
00:14Ho ho!
00:16Coming up on Gigglebiz, and teams, Captain Adorable, Rapids Johnson, but first it's Professor Muddles!
00:29Hmm, let me think. Aha! Equals X. Another game to me! That's 73 games to zero. Better luck next time,
00:40Bobo.
00:40Oh, hello there. I'm Professor Muddles, and welcome to my laboratory.
00:45Now, today, we're going to answer another important scientific question.
00:49How do you help a spider get out of the bathtub?
00:53Well, first we need a spider. And, as luck would have it, I have my very own Spet Pider.
00:59I mean, pet spider. Say hello to Archimedes! Oh, what a little cutie! Wave hello, Archimedes!
01:10Ha ha ha ha ha! Next we need a bathtub. Ta-da! Ha ha ha! I must remember to plumb
01:17this back into my bathroom later on.
01:21Oops!
01:22Now, first I'm going to place Archimedes into the bath. There you go, old fella!
01:27Ha ha ha! Lovely and comfy there.
01:29Now, once the spider is in the bath, they find it very hard to climb up the smooth sides.
01:36And this is why they get trapped.
01:38Now, Archimedes, would you please demonstrate?
01:42Ha ha ha! In your own time, Archimedes?
01:46Ha ha ha! Sorry about that. He can be a bit cheeky.
01:50Ah! Now look! He's making his way up the side of the bath.
01:54Oh dear. And down the spout he goes. Or indeed, the bath.
01:59Thank you, Archimedes, for that scientific demonstration.
02:03So, how do you get a spider out of the bath?
02:06Well, by using this. Eureka! It's the spider bath ladder.
02:12This little ladder simply hooks onto the side of the bath.
02:15And the trapped spider can climb out using the ladder. Ha ha ha!
02:19Right. Attach the ladder to the bath. Like so. There we are. Ha ha!
02:24And now Archimedes can use it to climb out.
02:26Go on! Hey! Oh! Oh no! Wait! Where's he gone?
02:30Oh! That's odd. Oh dear. I wonder where that spider's gone.
02:34Most strange. So, what have we learned today?
02:37Well, it seems that spiders can get out of the bath on their own after all.
02:42Plus, they're rather good at hiding from their owners.
02:45Archimedes! Hello! Where are you?
02:47You haven't seen him, have you? No. Oh well. I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye!
03:17Oh, thank you.
03:18Well, I do hope you have something interesting to show me, Lord Chiverton.
03:23Oh!
03:24Perhaps so. I have here a rather valuable sheet of newspaper, which is over a hundred years old.
03:30Oh, a newspaper. I do love to read a good newspaper in the morning with my cup of tea and
03:36my croissant.
03:38Oh, yes. As I said, it is rather valuable.
03:42Well, I'll be the judge of that. I am the expert, Lord Cheesy Chips.
03:49Let's have a look now. Well, it's quite obvious. Straight away I can value it at 1p.
03:55It says it right there.
03:57That's what it cost back then. But it's worth quite a bit more than that now.
04:02Really?
04:03Yes. And it has here what is believed to be the world's first ever crossword puzzle.
04:09Oh, fascinating. I do love a good crossword. Shall we have a go? I'll get my pen out and...
04:16Oh, I don't seem... Oh, may I? Thank you very much. Right. Let's have a look, shall we?
04:21Now, just wait a minute. I...
04:22One across. A bird of prey, three letters. Any ideas?
04:28Oh, I know. An owl. I'll put that there. In fact, let's see now.
04:33I think it's best not to write on that, actually. There, that's that one.
04:37Right. Three across. The opposite of start. Stop. Please, just stop.
04:42Yes, of course. Clever old you. Stop. Stop. There.
04:47Actually, how about I photocopy you the crossword and you can do it yourself when you get home?
04:52Oh, there's no need for that, Lord Cheese and Chips. I can just simply rip this out like that.
04:58There we go. Lovely.
05:00But you've just...
05:02Of course. How much was it worth?
05:05Oh, yes. One pea. Allow me to give you that. There we are. Thank you.
05:11I'm going to go and finish this crossword and have a nice chocky bicky and a cup of tea. Moving
05:16on.
05:20All right. Yes. All right. Yeah. You can start. Yeah. All right. See you later. Bye-bye.
05:25Oh, hello there. I'm half asleep and here's the news.
05:29Now, ships are being warned that storms off the coast have made the seas extremely rough.
05:35Seems like it's getting a bit stormy in the studio, too. Oh, dear. Oh, ho, ho, ho. I don't feel
05:41too well. Oh, Doreen, can you help me? Oh, thanks, Doreen. Oh, whoa. Oh, that's better. Oh, help. Oh, oh,
05:49dear. Oh.
06:05So, Captain Adorable, what's your superhero top tip for today?
06:10Well, awesome girl, my trusted trainee. Today's top tip is, uh, ah-ha, super important.
06:17All superheroes must always know where they've parked their super vehicle.
06:23Awesome tip, Captain. But, uh, the Adora van's parked right here, Captain.
06:28Uh, you can't park here, mate. It's loading zone only.
06:32Oh, no. Not another ticket.
06:35No problem. We can just drive the Adora van somewhere else.
06:38Ha, ha, ha. Drive? A superhero shouldn't have to drive a super vehicle. Ha, ha, cutie. Pass me the super
06:45teleporter, will you?
06:46Captain Adorable, wait. It's just...
06:54Well, that's better. Cutie, where has the Adora van been teleported?
06:59I was trying to tell you. The super teleporter was set on random. It could be anywhere.
07:04Yo, custard. This sounds like a job for a superhero. Captain Adorable, away!
07:11Awesome girl, gone!
07:25Ahem. Now, remember, awesome girl, the Adora van could be camouflaged.
07:30So, keep your eyes pe...
07:32Ah-ha! There it is!
07:39Hmm, maybe...
07:40Maybe not. Now...
07:42Ah-ha!
07:44Awesome girl, this way!
07:48Ah-ha! Here it is! Come on, let's get in!
07:53Wait a second. It's disappeared. It must have teleported again. Let me think.
08:02Look, Captain. Over there.
08:04Er, let's look over there.
08:06Found it!
08:08Ha-ha! I was right. Excellent work, everyone.
08:11Er, you can't park here, either.
08:14Right, this time you're definitely getting a ticket.
08:16Cutie, quick, pass me the shrink ray, please.
08:19Here, don't shrink it too small because...
08:26Um...
08:27We won't be able to find it again.
08:30Well, we'd better get looking for it.
08:34Now, let's see...
08:35I think I saw it over...
08:37Ah!
08:37Ah!
08:38Ah!
08:39Ha-ha-ha!
08:40Found it!
08:43Well, I, er...
08:44I fancied the walk.
08:50And now it's time for your giggles!
08:53Where does she get the haircut?
08:55I don't know.
08:57At the barbers.
08:58Good jobbers.
09:00Ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:04Ha-ha-ha!
09:06Ha-ha!
09:06Ha-ha-ar!
09:06This'll be a fine ship you've commandeered!
09:09Captain Crackers!
09:10Ha-ha!
09:11Ha-ha!
09:11Let's go!
09:13Ha-ha-ar!
09:16Ha-ha-ar!
09:16Ha-ha!
09:17Excuse me, could you tell me where the biscuits are?
09:21Ha-ha!
09:24Ha-ha!
09:30Hello!
09:31Shh, hello. Rapids Johnson here.
09:34Now, there's been a bit of a disaster.
09:36I've only gone and lost my hat.
09:38Oh, Rapids, you are a one.
09:40Real shame, actually, because I'm pretty sure
09:43I was close to finally spotting a bear when I lost it.
09:46In fact, I was so close, I could actually smell it.
09:50Nothing there.
09:50Now, the important thing is to retrace my steps
09:53and find my hat. This way.
09:56Now, I definitely came from over here
09:59because I remember this brown tree vividly.
10:02Come on!
10:03Or was it that brown tree?
10:05Or maybe that one over there?
10:07Hmm, confusing stuff, eh?
10:10Still, I can't help feeling my hat must be close by.
10:14Oh, it looks like I'm never going to find it.
10:17Hang on a minute.
10:20Oh, Rapids, what have you done?
10:22That's a turn-up.
10:23It must have been on my head the whole time.
10:26Silly me!
10:27Well, better get back to looking for bears
10:30or my name's not Rapids.
10:31Johnson.
10:32Johnson!
10:33Keep them peeled.
10:34Come on!
10:35Whoa! Another tree!
10:37There are the woods.
10:40Huh?
10:40Huh?
10:41Huh?
10:42Huh?
10:47Huh?
10:48Does your pet dog need a new home?
10:51How about building them a kennel?
10:54First, you need a good solid base for your kennel.
11:05Make that base nice and comfortable for your dog.
11:16And ensure your dog is well fed while you work.
11:23Next, add the walls.
11:32Make sure the walls are hammered in nice and securely.
11:51Now the walls are secure.
11:54Carefully attach the roof.
12:17Now your kennel is finished, your dog can move into his new home.
12:28If you've forgotten the door, don't worry.
12:31You just need to make one.
12:46Job done!
13:01Giggle Biz!
13:02Giggle Biz!
13:03We've had a lot of fun!
13:04Giggle Biz!
13:05Giggle Biz!
13:05Ho!
13:06Ho!
13:06Ho!
13:07Giggle Biz!
13:07Giggle Biz!
13:08And now it's time to go!
13:09Giggle Biz!
13:10Giggle!
13:11It's time to go!
13:12Cheerio!
13:13Ta-ta!
13:14Bye-bye!
13:15Farewell!
13:15T-G RAW!
13:15How are you putting
13:15T-T-F-M!
13:17We all hate to say good-bye but we'll be back again!
13:22Na na na na na na giggle biz!
13:25Na na na na ho ho ho!
13:28Na na na na na na giggle biz!
13:31Na na na it's time to go!
13:33Naaa naaaa naaa!
13:34Giggle Biz!
13:34Giggle Bizz, we've had a lot of fun
13:36Giggle Bizz, Giggle Bizz, ho, ho, ho
13:38Giggle Bizz, Giggle Bizz, and now it's time to go
13:41Giggle Bizz, Giggle, it's time to go!
13:45Ho, ho!
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