00:02Na-na-na-na-na-na, Gigglebiz. Na-na-na-na, ho-ho-ho. Na-na-na-na-na-na,
00:10Gigglebiz. Na-na-na-na, here we go!
00:14Ho-ho!
00:16Coming up on Gigglebiz, Gale Force, The Lost Pirate, Professor Mubbles.
00:23But first, it's Will Farrow.
00:37Bye-bye.
01:05To be or not to be, that is the question.
01:10Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
01:16Oh, there it is.
01:17Hello there, Gale Force here, reporting live on stage to interview an actor.
01:23Oh, how exciting.
01:25He's performing in a amateur play.
01:29Is this a good time?
01:31Well, no, actually. I'm in the middle of...
01:33What's the play that you're in?
01:34Hamlet.
01:35And who do you play?
01:37Hamlet.
01:38Oh, it's a one-man show, then.
01:40Oh, excuse me.
01:42I'm conducting an interview.
01:44Oh, deary me.
01:46Would you say the audience is enjoying the play?
01:48Yes, I would until you came on the stage.
01:51I don't think I would agree with you.
01:52They're not throwing it to me.
01:54I hope they enjoy the rest of the play.
01:57Why don't you get on with it?
01:59Well, this is Gale Force here with another exclu...
02:03Oh, that's it.
02:07I'll join you.
02:08Hello.
02:09I'm Gale.
02:10Oh, dear.
02:11Who's talking?
02:12That really winds me up.
02:15Hooray!
02:17Is he going to eat that melon?
02:25Here I go to Keith Fit with a sport.
02:31Is your door ringing?
02:32Could you get me a cup of tea, please?
02:37I'm going to go to Gale Force.
02:40I wasn't asleep, honestly.
02:45Knock, knock.
02:46Who's there?
02:47Atch.
02:48Atch you.
02:49Oh, have you got a cold?
02:50Do you want a tissue?
03:04Are you a cyclist as well as a DIY expert?
03:12Does your bicycle get wet when left outside in the rain?
03:17Then why not build a place to store your bicycle?
03:28A bicycle shed.
03:34Make sure you measure your bicycle carefully.
03:47This is important, as you want your shed to be the correct size for your bicycle.
03:56Now all you need to do is to construct your bicycle shed.
04:12Once your shed is finished, you can store your bicycle inside.
04:23If you measured your bicycle correctly, it should fit perfectly.
04:54Good idea.
04:56A smaller bicycle will fit perfectly.
05:13Job done.
05:26Here's a good one for you, Captain Crackers.
05:27What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
05:30Fish and ships.
05:32Oh, that's a cracker.
05:34What in the high seas are you doing, gym lad?
05:37You can't play a sea shanty on droy land.
05:40We'll never find any treasure.
05:42It's bad luck.
05:44Oh, no, Captain Crackers.
05:46You've got to stop.
05:48Wait a second.
05:49Look at that.
05:50Treasure?
05:51We be rich.
05:52Do you know something a bit faster?
06:00Thanks, m'lady, for the gold.
06:02Woo-hoo!
06:03We're going to be rich, I tells you.
06:09Oh, hello, Rapids Johnson here, and today I'm on the trail of the very hard-to-find Pirate
06:16Bear.
06:17Aha!
06:17Aha, exactly.
06:20There's a funny echo around here.
06:22So, how am I going to find this Pirate Bear?
06:25Well, I've obviously got a cunning plan.
06:28The Pirate Bear loves treasure.
06:32Ta-da!
06:33Ha-ha!
06:34Me hearties.
06:35Now, I've dug a hole somewhere over there to bury this treasure.
06:40Then I'll spot the Pirate Bear when he comes to dig it up.
06:43Simple.
06:44Now, let's find that hole.
06:46Now, I think it was somewhere over there.
06:48Whoa!
06:51Oh, dear.
06:52I seem to have fallen in my own hole.
06:54Oh, hello!
06:55A little help here, hello!
06:57Uh-oh.
06:57Lovely.
07:00Oh, thanks very much.
07:01You're welcome!
07:02Ha-ha!
07:03Aha!
07:04Now, if you could just hold this treasure, old bean, while I brush myself down, I'm covered
07:08in soil.
07:09Oh, I don't know.
07:11Right.
07:11It's time to bury the treasure.
07:13Which...
07:14Hang on a second.
07:15Where is it?
07:16What?
07:16Oh, no.
07:17That's very odd.
07:18Well, now I have two things to find.
07:20That treasure and the Pirate Bear.
07:22Well, my name's not Rapids.
07:24Uh-oh.
07:25Ah-ha!
07:26Johnson.
07:26Ah-ha!
07:27There's that echo again.
07:29Oh, keep them peeled.
07:30Ah!
07:32And now it's time for your giggles!
07:35What bubbles and flies?
07:36I don't know.
07:37A jelly fox!
07:38Ha-ha-ha!
07:39Ha-ha-ha!
07:40Ha-ha-ha!
07:42Ha-ha-ha!
07:42Ha-ha-ha!
07:44Ha-ha-ha!
07:45Ha-ha-ha!
07:46Ha-ha-ha!
07:47Ha-ha-ha!
07:47Ha-ha-ha!
07:49Ha-ha-ha!
07:50Ha-ha-ha!
07:51Ha-ha-ha!
07:52Ha-ha-ha!
07:52Ha-ha-ha!
07:53Ha-ha-ha!
07:54Ha-ha-ha!
07:54Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:55Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:56Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:56Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:56Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:56Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:57Ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:05Ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:49Bye.
09:49The answer is no.
09:51Goodbye.
09:52I mean, yes, of course there is.
09:54And this is my latest invention.
09:57Ta-da!
09:58Yes.
09:59It's called the bounce back fence.
10:02Now, allow me to demonstrate.
10:03An ordinary ball, like so.
10:06Classic.
10:07Now, you simply throw it over, like so.
10:10Press the button.
10:12And the ball will return, like so.
10:18Ah, yes, well, I've been having a few problems with the bounce back fence today.
10:23Never mind.
10:23Let's try a different ball.
10:25Ahem.
10:26Right.
10:27Throw the ball over.
10:28Press the button.
10:29Ah.
10:30And wait.
10:32Ah, yes, well, there must be something wrong with the ball.
10:35Let's try a few more, shall we?
10:38Throw the ball over.
10:39Press the button.
10:40Ah.
10:40And wait.
10:45Yes, well, ahem.
10:49It's quite clear these balls are very faulty.
10:51Let's try something else, shall we?
10:53Let's see.
10:54Aha.
10:55Schrodinger.
10:56My trusty, Matt.
10:57Whee!
10:58I mean, hat.
10:59Whee!
10:59I mean, cat.
11:01Now, would you be prepared to hop over this fence in the name of science?
11:06Ha-ha.
11:06That's the spirit.
11:07Right.
11:08Ready?
11:08Here we go.
11:09Geronimo.
11:10Woo-hoo!
11:10Ha-ha.
11:11Ha-ha.
11:11Ha-ha.
11:11Press the button.
11:12And wait.
11:14Oh, dear.
11:15Sorry, Schrodinger.
11:17This is most confusing.
11:19Looks like I'll have to go around and ask for my things back after all.
11:23Including my cat.
11:25Whoa.
11:26Hang on a minute.
11:27It's started working.
11:28Whee!
11:29Oh, I see.
11:29Look.
11:30All the balls are going everywhere.
11:32Ha-ha.
11:32Woo-hoo!
11:33Oh, look.
11:35It's Schrodinger.
11:36You're back.
11:37Mwah.
11:37Safe and sound.
11:39So, what have we learned here today?
11:41I...
11:41Oh!
11:42I say, Bobo!
11:43What are you doing over there, you cheeky bear?
11:46Ha-ha-ha.
11:47I'm Professor Muddles.
11:48Goodbye.
11:49Oh, I say.
11:50Oh, bananas.
11:51I don't need mine.
11:53Giggle biz, giggle biz.
11:54We've had a lot of fun.
11:55Giggle biz, giggle biz.
11:57Ho, ho, ho.
11:58Giggle biz, giggle biz.
11:59And now it's time to go.
12:01Giggle biz, giggle.
12:02It's time to go.
12:04Cheerio.
12:04Ta-ta.
12:05Bye-bye.
12:06Farewell to UTFN.
12:08I'm a Dunchy.
12:09We all hate to say goodbye, but we'll be back again.
12:14Na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
12:16Giggle biz.
12:17Na-na-na-na-na.
12:18Ho, ho, ho.
12:19Na-na-na-na-na-na.
12:21Giggle biz.
12:22Na-na-na.
12:23It's time to go.
12:25Giggle biz, giggle biz.
12:26We've had a lot of fun.
12:27Giggle biz, giggle biz.
12:29Ho, ho, ho.
12:30Giggle biz, giggle biz.
12:31And now it's time to go.
12:33Giggle biz, giggle.
12:34It's time to go.
12:36Ho, ho.
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