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🔥 Hot 2026 Fired, Then I Won The Super Bowl
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00:00:03Ted, head, head, head!
00:00:09Ted's got the ball!
00:00:11Time's running now.
00:00:12If he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league, if he finishes strong tonight, he
00:00:22is headed straight for the Yankees.
00:00:27What are the odds?
00:00:28What are you doing?
00:00:30I'm just taking help!
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:45Fuck your leg!
00:00:51Just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:55Look, I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:00:58Fuck!
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet, hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No team is gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna have right talk with me this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:25Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston phone is still off.
00:01:39Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:41Where do we own the plays we gonna run?
00:01:48They won't run my plays.
00:01:53My boys, I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06Come on, right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11Alright, boys.
00:02:12Bring it in!
00:02:12Come on, bring it in!
00:02:14One, two, three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:33Yeah!
00:02:3442-15.
00:02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:39That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's all!
00:02:41Knights!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yeah!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52These plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month, I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Man!
00:03:23I've got great news!
00:03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:39Oh!
00:03:39Oh, yeah!
00:03:41Oh, yeah!
00:03:43Oh, yeah!
00:03:43Oh, yeah!
00:03:45What the hell are you doing?
00:03:52What the hell are you doing?
00:04:02West!
00:04:03You bastard!
00:04:04I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife!
00:04:07West!
00:04:08Are you okay?
00:04:09Ted!
00:04:10What's wrong with you?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off!
00:04:14And you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking me what's wrong?
00:04:21You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:24It's because you're a loser!
00:04:2732 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:04:30My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:34I got a raise.
00:04:36I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:40A raise?
00:04:42You're an assistant coach.
00:04:44What could you possibly make?
00:04:45Three grand?
00:04:46Two.
00:04:47Actually.
00:04:50Tell me, Ted.
00:04:51When am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:55Emma, I was gonna make it happen.
00:04:57We're never gonna make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:01What?
00:05:03No, you can't do this.
00:05:05I won the game for you today.
00:05:07If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:11I'm the head coach.
00:05:13A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:24Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:26Keep dreaming.
00:05:32Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:39It's signed.
00:05:41Come on, babe.
00:05:42Let's go.
00:05:48Who's calling this trash?
00:05:50Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:52All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:04Fuck off.
00:06:1225,000 passing yards, front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:15Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:18Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:20Who is this?
00:06:21Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:25I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:28Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:37You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:40Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:41As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty,
00:06:45salary's not a problem.
00:06:46Yes, yes, I'll take the position.
00:06:49Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:53That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:55Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:56My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:07:00Thanks so much.
00:07:02Great. Looking forward to it.
00:07:06Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:09And?
00:07:10I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:13Just in case.
00:07:14Wait, wait, wait. Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:17Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:19Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:21Okay, do you remember about ten years ago,
00:07:23there was a college quarterback?
00:07:25He was phenomenal.
00:07:26All-American.
00:07:27This thing was dead.
00:07:29Of course.
00:07:30He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:32If that hadn't happened,
00:07:33he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:36Ya va, Marica.
00:07:38You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:40Si, Marica.
00:07:41I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:44And with him on our side,
00:07:45we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:47I've already had him.
00:07:51Boo!
00:07:55Hey, buddy.
00:07:56You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:58Not for long.
00:07:59That's how long he'll be coaching.
00:08:01Three close games in a row?
00:08:03Really?
00:08:03This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:05There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:08Boo!
00:08:09Oh, fuck your cousin!
00:08:10Fuck it, poor fuck.
00:08:13What the hell happened?
00:08:15You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:17You were winning so easy before.
00:08:19They must have studied our plays.
00:08:22Every route was locked out.
00:08:24We won't lose again.
00:08:26When Ted was here,
00:08:27he always changed our plays on the drive.
00:08:30We never struggled like this.
00:08:32If you were here today,
00:08:33we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:34Shut the fuck up, James!
00:08:36Ted?
00:08:38You mean that assistant
00:08:39that led us to victory last time?
00:08:44Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:46Every play he ran,
00:08:47he got from me.
00:08:49The only reason he won last game
00:08:51is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:53So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:55Damn, acting like all them players
00:08:56were his ideas?
00:08:57Wow!
00:08:58Exactly.
00:09:01That's why I fired him.
00:09:03Well, if he's that useless,
00:09:05good riddance.
00:09:07But you listen to me, West.
00:09:11If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again,
00:09:13I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:15You understand me?
00:09:16Yes, sir.
00:09:18Don't fuck with me, sir.
00:09:21Damn it!
00:09:22The only reason we ever won
00:09:24was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:25I never should have fired him
00:09:27in the heat of the moment.
00:09:34This...
00:09:37This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:43We're saved.
00:09:48Hey, hey.
00:09:49Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:52Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:56You've scored three points.
00:09:57You're a washed-up assistant
00:09:59dumped by his wife.
00:10:01What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:04Hey.
00:10:09Scott,
00:10:11if you want to win this game,
00:10:12you will run my plays.
00:10:15Period.
00:10:15Your plays are trash!
00:10:18Okay, then.
00:10:20You're benched.
00:10:21Next man up!
00:10:22Wait, what?
00:10:24Seriously?
00:10:25You're benching me?
00:10:27Look, you may be the best player on our team,
00:10:30but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:32You are done here.
00:10:34Your plays are horseshit!
00:10:36Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:10:39It's impossible!
00:10:40You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:43Or an assistant coach!
00:10:57Is that hard?
00:11:15Holy shit!
00:11:21That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it!
00:11:24Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:25Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:27Guys, I got a whole book of plays.
00:11:28Okay?
00:11:29And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me,
00:11:31but I promise you,
00:11:32if you follow my plays,
00:11:34we will win this game.
00:11:37I mean,
00:11:38we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:39Might as well try it.
00:11:40No way we're coming back.
00:11:41And if we lose,
00:11:43we'll show you you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:51Touchdown!
00:11:54That fast?
00:11:55Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:02Can I do that?
00:12:04Man, this is like a dead start.
00:12:07And that's the game!
00:12:09Knights take the win!
00:12:11Let's go!
00:12:12Come on!
00:12:13A win like this?
00:12:14We never even dreamed of.
00:12:16If I were on this plays,
00:12:17we actually crushed it.
00:12:19Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:21I can keep this fucking game.
00:12:22Yeah!
00:12:23Let's do that!
00:12:27Let's do that.
00:12:38Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:45Go Knights!
00:12:51The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:54rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four
00:12:56under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:59Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:02have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:05Losers, go home, you're as damned as straight.
00:13:07Get off the field!
00:13:09Get in!
00:13:11You can't even win against the worst teams in the league.
00:13:18And you, your plays get worse every damn game.
00:13:22How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:23Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:27nothing works anymore?
00:13:28Boss, we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:32Don't worry.
00:13:33We're going to crush the next game.
00:13:35Oh, right.
00:13:36Next game, the semifinals, gets tonight.
00:13:39You lose that,
00:13:42every fucking one of you is fired.
00:13:44So we already have nothing wrong with my coach, Ted!
00:13:47Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:54How the hell did he get to be head coach of the night?
00:13:58The night used to be the bottom of the league.
00:14:00Now they're on a winning streak,
00:14:01made it all the way to the semifinals.
00:14:03Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:05When he was around,
00:14:06we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:08For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:10you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
00:14:13Those wins had nothing to do with him.
00:14:15You got a few tricks from me.
00:14:16Now he thinks he's an ingenious fucking coach.
00:14:19Please.
00:14:20Beating him will be easy.
00:14:23If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:27every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:35Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:37With him around,
00:14:38we might actually win the championship.
00:14:42Is that what you all want?
00:14:44Yeah.
00:14:45You all want Ted back?
00:14:46Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:52Okay.
00:14:53Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:55guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:59Fine.
00:15:00I'll bring him back.
00:15:06Mr. Vincent,
00:15:07you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:09Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:13No, I, uh...
00:15:15I believe in my team.
00:15:17As long as you stick to my game plan,
00:15:19the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:22But from what I've heard,
00:15:23you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:26What makes you so confident?
00:15:28Confident in what?
00:15:31His own delusions.
00:15:33This guy's a clown
00:15:34who loves to talk big.
00:15:40What are you doing here?
00:15:42I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:44Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:45All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:48Right here,
00:15:49in front of everyone.
00:15:51And maybe,
00:15:52I'll let you crawl back
00:15:53and be my assistant coach.
00:15:55Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:57You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:59What?
00:16:00Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:03Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:06Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:09He should be thanking us.
00:16:11I'm not going back.
00:16:13Don't tell me you actually think
00:16:16you can win on your own.
00:16:17Guys like you,
00:16:18born at the bottom,
00:16:19don't get to be champions.
00:16:21Ever.
00:16:22She's right.
00:16:24Trash,
00:16:24like you,
00:16:26belongs on a trash team.
00:16:28Be nice.
00:16:35What is this?
00:16:39Still chasing dreams in your 30s?
00:16:43Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:45One of our players
00:16:46could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:48He'll never beat us.
00:16:56Hey!
00:16:58I'll say it one last time.
00:17:00I'll never join the Eagles.
00:17:02Oh, right.
00:17:03You're doing this for the race.
00:17:04Right?
00:17:05Fine.
00:17:07How about $500 more in one?
00:17:09That's what you want, right?
00:17:10You should take it, Ted.
00:17:12With that $500,
00:17:13maybe you could finally pay
00:17:14your damn utility bills.
00:17:18$500?
00:17:20Is that all you thought?
00:17:22Pathetic.
00:17:29Mr. Vincent?
00:17:32Here's your bonus
00:17:33for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:35$300,000.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49His bonus is $300,000?
00:17:51My loser ex-husband
00:17:53just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:55That's going to be fake.
00:17:56You two are putting on a show for us.
00:18:01So the Eagles want to bring back
00:18:03a fired coach?
00:18:05Let me guess.
00:18:07Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:10You fumbled all the tactics
00:18:11and now you want Ted
00:18:12to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:14Bullshit.
00:18:15You only got a few tricks
00:18:17from me.
00:18:19Only a shit team like yours
00:18:20would treat him like
00:18:21he's some kind of genius.
00:18:23Judging by your recent record,
00:18:25looks like our shit team
00:18:27could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:30Could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:30Would ease, bitch.
00:18:33Just wait to...
00:18:35when I beat you.
00:18:37Even if you come crawling back,
00:18:40I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:41Hey.
00:18:43The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:54The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:58have made a miracle run
00:18:59all the way to the semifinals.
00:19:01But today,
00:19:02they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:05Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:07Let's stay tuned
00:19:08for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:10Knights!
00:19:13Knights!
00:19:14Knights!
00:19:14Knights!
00:19:15Knights!
00:19:15Boys, come on.
00:19:16Take a knee.
00:19:17Take a knee.
00:19:17Listen up.
00:19:18I know that team over there is strong,
00:19:20all right?
00:19:21No one expects us to win.
00:19:23Now, I promise you,
00:19:25this team will go down
00:19:27if we run my plays.
00:19:29We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:31I can promise you that.
00:19:33Yes, sir.
00:19:34Coach,
00:19:35we trust you completely.
00:19:37All right, fellas,
00:19:38let's go get this win.
00:19:39All right, boys, bring it in.
00:19:40Hands in the middle.
00:19:41Bart, this one's on you.
00:19:43All right, win on three,
00:19:44win on me.
00:19:44One, two, three, win!
00:19:45Let's go, boys!
00:19:46Let's go!
00:19:51Let's go, boys!
00:19:52Ted, I know you're gonna work miracles for me.
00:19:55Your beer is just not suitable
00:19:57for a game of this caliber.
00:19:59It's for poor people.
00:20:00People of class.
00:20:02Like her.
00:20:03Like us.
00:20:05Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:08Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:10I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:12I need to win.
00:20:13Relax.
00:20:15This is a sure win.
00:20:17Make sure you get your money.
00:20:18Their team's combined worth
00:20:20is $30 million.
00:20:21This guy right here,
00:20:23$40 million.
00:20:24How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:26Well, as you know,
00:20:28I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:30But I do care about winning.
00:20:33I'm counting on you
00:20:34and I need to get this across the line.
00:20:36Two victory.
00:20:39So, Ben, way too soon, coach.
00:20:42Get him!
00:20:45Block him!
00:20:47Come on, block!
00:20:47Push through!
00:20:49Block!
00:20:50There we go!
00:20:51Good, good!
00:20:55Let's do it!
00:20:57First game.
00:20:59Right from the start,
00:21:00the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:03Scott drives it home
00:21:04for the first touchdown.
00:21:06What the fuck is happening?
00:21:10The Knights' tactics are clearly working.
00:21:13The Eagles haven't scored
00:21:14a single point in the first half.
00:21:16Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:18They're a bunch of third-rate players
00:21:19with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:21Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:23You fucking idiot.
00:21:24I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:26What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:28It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:29It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:30He was my assistant.
00:21:31He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:33But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:34I have a plan
00:21:36to turn this around.
00:21:38Trust me.
00:21:39You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:41I swear to God
00:21:42that if I can't leave this team to victory,
00:21:46I'll resign.
00:21:48This is your last chance, son.
00:21:50Last chance!
00:21:51Am I clear?
00:21:52Don't fuck it up.
00:21:54Shit.
00:21:55Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:57Kent!
00:21:59What's up, coach?
00:22:01That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:04Quarterback, take them out.
00:22:07They can't win this game.
00:22:09You bet.
00:22:11Go!
00:22:12Go!
00:22:24Matthew, you've finished our game now!
00:22:26Why?
00:22:27It's broken!
00:22:29Oh, come on!
00:22:32The Knights' score stands,
00:22:34but the injured player
00:22:36looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:37Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:39What are we doing?
00:22:40That's rough in the past.
00:22:41That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:43Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:49This is my house, Lloyd!
00:22:51Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:53Hey!
00:23:00Oh, you motherfucker!
00:23:01Hey, hey!
00:23:01Listen to me!
00:23:02Hey!
00:23:03Are you blind?
00:23:04Big!
00:23:05Big!
00:23:05Big!
00:23:06Big!
00:23:06Big!
00:23:07Big!
00:23:07Big!
00:23:08Big!
00:23:08Coach, don't question me.
00:23:09You want to keep coaching?
00:23:10Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:14You son of a bitch.
00:23:15How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:16Who cares?
00:23:18Your only star player is out.
00:23:20You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:26I have cash to burn!
00:23:28Nobody can touch me.
00:23:30Ben, back to your sideline now.
00:23:34Good job.
00:23:34Got your cash later, by the way.
00:23:39You're talented.
00:23:41Big fucking deal.
00:23:42One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:47The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:50Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:51Let's go look.
00:23:53Call you back.
00:23:54I think she's calling you.
00:24:03Let's go!
00:24:04Let's go!
00:24:05Let's go!
00:24:05Get back there!
00:24:06The Eagles!
00:24:07Fight!
00:24:08Fight!
00:24:09Fight!
00:24:09The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly, and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock.
00:24:15Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the Miracle today.
00:24:19Three of our key players are out.
00:24:21If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:23Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:25Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:30Come on, Coach.
00:24:30Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:32We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:34How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:43All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:47Only you can save the Knights, man.
00:24:53Hold on, wait.
00:24:54Boss, what do you mean, warm up?
00:24:57Ted, I did my research.
00:24:59You used to be a star.
00:25:01If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:04I need you to warm up.
00:25:06Ted.
00:25:07Ted Vincent.
00:25:08The same guy that media used to call the best player at NCAA?
00:25:12No way, you're my head coach.
00:25:18Grace, I'm the head coach.
00:25:19I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:22Actually, you can.
00:25:23I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:28You're officially on the roster.
00:25:30You want to warm up?
00:25:40My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:44Can I really do this?
00:25:47Hey, you want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:50Huh?
00:25:51You got this.
00:25:56Now, I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:26:05Maybe, maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:17The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:20They won't stop now.
00:26:22I'm going to do it.
00:26:35Let's crush them.
00:26:36Yeah!
00:26:37Yeah!
00:27:19What is going on?
00:27:21Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent going out there, warming up mid-half time?
00:27:27It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:31Ted, you're that leg broken loser.
00:27:34Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:37You got that right.
00:27:39You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:42My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:44They're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:46A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:47A deal. I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:53Your boss is out of her mind and she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:56What if I score?
00:27:58What if you score?
00:28:00Let's make a bet.
00:28:02You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:05When you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:08I need some ice ready.
00:28:10You'll be facing the needle later.
00:28:17The game's almost lost and he's still talking big.
00:28:20I'm going to turn his face into baby.
00:28:23Let's go.
00:28:26You ready?
00:28:37Let's do this.
00:28:43Let's go!
00:28:46Let's go!
00:29:05He threw that way too far.
00:29:07No one's catching that.
00:29:08He don't even know how to play.
00:29:09He's scared stiff.
00:29:11You scared him so bad, he would've thought how to play.
00:29:14Yeah, I got him.
00:29:15I got him too good.
00:29:23Yeah!
00:29:31Holy guacamole!
00:29:32The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:36I must've ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:41A scrambling quarterback?
00:29:42Has he lost his mind?
00:29:43Boss, thank god I fired this guy because he would've wrecked our entire team.
00:30:05What a wild play!
00:30:07Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:26Touchdown Knights!
00:30:29He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:32Yes!
00:30:32Yes!
00:30:33I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:36I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:38Hang on.
00:30:39Hang on.
00:30:40It was a fluke.
00:30:41He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:43He got the score.
00:30:44He can't possibly come back.
00:30:46Exactly.
00:30:47I know him.
00:30:48He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:50There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:53Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:55No!
00:30:56I can't.
00:30:57I can't let him score again.
00:30:59I'm not gonna be slapped in front of him.
00:31:01Coop!
00:31:04From now on, lock on to Ted.
00:31:07If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:12It's too late, Ted.
00:31:14Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:18Ted, watch out!
00:31:31Ted scores again!
00:31:33Oh my gosh!
00:31:35Ted just slipped right through that tap and like it was nothing.
00:31:37Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:41He just cut through our entire defense!
00:31:43God.
00:31:44He's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:47What?
00:31:47A hundred million?
00:31:49At least.
00:31:51You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:53You got a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:55I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:56He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:58I-I-I don't...
00:31:59He's not supposed to be good.
00:32:01You idiot!
00:32:02You let this talent walk, Wes must go!
00:32:08This mess is on you, Wes.
00:32:10I shall never listen to you.
00:32:12There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:14If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:16I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:19Garcia!
00:32:19Here we go!
00:32:28I saw you like this, dude.
00:32:35The Knights on offense now.
00:32:38My God!
00:32:39He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:41That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:43That is unreal.
00:32:44They look unstoppable.
00:32:48Hey!
00:32:48Hey!
00:32:49Time out!
00:32:49Time out!
00:32:55What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:57Your intensity just went through the roof.
00:33:01I don't know what's going on.
00:33:04Hey!
00:33:05Ref!
00:33:06I want to file a complaint.
00:33:07These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:11Oh, come on!
00:33:12You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:16What kind of slander is that?
00:33:17You call that slander?
00:33:19Look around, idiot!
00:33:21Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters.
00:33:24Alright?
00:33:25Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:27So what if I did?
00:33:29I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:31Go, go, go, go.
00:33:32Check for yourself.
00:33:33You'll find nothing.
00:33:36You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:40Please.
00:33:41Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:45You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:49Smart girl.
00:33:50Give me a kiss.
00:33:54You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family,
00:33:58but Emma does not care.
00:34:00I can treat her however I want and she'll never leave me.
00:34:04I have money.
00:34:06She's trash and I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:10But this game?
00:34:12I will win.
00:34:16The game continues.
00:34:18Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:24Oh my goodness.
00:34:26Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:28He can't even beat an injured 32 year old man.
00:34:31After this game, you're out.
00:34:33Don't panic, sir.
00:34:36You won't win.
00:34:38Stop him!
00:34:38Stop him!
00:34:48I can't believe it.
00:34:50Ted with the interception.
00:34:51And he scores!
00:34:53Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:55Is he really 32?
00:34:57This is possible.
00:34:59Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:35:01Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:35:04After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:35:06You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:08You understand?
00:35:09I can't believe it.
00:35:25Ted and Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted,
00:35:37Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted,
00:35:38Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted,
00:35:39Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted,
00:35:39Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted,
00:35:39Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted
00:35:40This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:43There's only one minute left.
00:35:44Ted's got the ball.
00:35:45He is leading the offense.
00:35:47Stop him!
00:35:48If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:52Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:54It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:57Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:59See?
00:36:00I told you.
00:36:01Take your hand.
00:36:02We'll drag this in over time.
00:36:04We'll crush him now.
00:36:05All right.
00:36:31Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game.
00:36:34And heading straight to the championship.
00:36:37Yes!
00:36:38Yes!
00:36:39We did it!
00:36:45Thank you, Ted.
00:36:47We could not have done this without you.
00:36:50There still won't need to be done.
00:36:51Yeah.
00:36:57If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the one celebrating right now.
00:37:01Come on.
00:37:02I know Ted.
00:37:02He probably just got lucky.
00:37:04Shut your fucking mouth.
00:37:07You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:10Yes, sir.
00:37:11All right.
00:37:12Marika, canamos!
00:37:14Marika!
00:37:19What are you doing here?
00:37:21I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:24Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:29What are you waiting for?
00:37:31Apologize to Ted.
00:37:32Now.
00:37:35I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:37I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:40Sorry.
00:37:41Now you're sorry?
00:37:43Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:46What do you say, Ted?
00:37:47Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:48I'll make you head coach.
00:37:50Give you $100,000 a month.
00:37:51Plus bonuses.
00:37:53$2 million a year.
00:37:54Minimum.
00:37:54What?
00:37:55$2 million a year?
00:37:57My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:38:00Seriously?
00:38:01Uh, boss.
00:38:03What about me?
00:38:06Shut the fuck up.
00:38:08You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:10Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:14Ted!
00:38:16I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:24Back together.
00:38:26Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:30And you still love me, right?
00:38:37Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:43When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:51And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:56Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:59Let's go home and talk.
00:39:01Just the two of us.
00:39:02Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:05He has better options now.
00:39:09Better options?
00:39:11You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:14Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:18You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:22What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:28Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:32I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:39The Taylor family, the richest family in the world.
00:39:42The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:49That's right.
00:39:52So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:57You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:59What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:40:03Ted, you bitch.
00:40:04You'll pay for this.
00:40:12Ted, come back to the Eagles.
00:40:14I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:15Name your prize.
00:40:16Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:21They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:24You sure, son?
00:40:26Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:32I've already proven myself.
00:40:33With this win, with the Knights,
00:40:36I'm going to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:40Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:41You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:43You know what?
00:40:44You're done with the Eagles.
00:40:45Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:50Sir, sir?
00:40:52Please don't fire me!
00:40:55Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:58Just come back to the Eagles.
00:41:00I lost our bet.
00:41:01Parents bear.
00:41:01So you can hit me.
00:41:03If you want.
00:41:04We'll just call even.
00:41:06After, just come back.
00:41:07Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:10Come on!
00:41:12Hit me!
00:41:13Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:14I know you want to, I know you want to.
00:41:17I don't want you fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:18You son of fucking your wife, remember that?
00:41:20Fucking hit me!
00:41:43I will never forgive you.
00:41:47I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:50Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:53Coach West!
00:41:55We have received reports that you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:59Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:42:01You're banned from the NFL.
00:42:03For life.
00:42:04Please come with us.
00:42:05What?
00:42:07This...
00:42:07Ted!
00:42:08You gotta talk to him.
00:42:09If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:11Illegal s...
00:42:12I don't even...
00:42:12Please.
00:42:13Please!
00:42:13I'll do anything you want.
00:42:14I'll do anything.
00:42:16People like you are a disgrace to the NFL.
00:42:23Wait!
00:42:24Stimped!
00:42:26You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:28You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:31I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:37Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:43Um, I was thinking, maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me for a bit of a while.
00:42:54It's up to you.
00:42:56All right.
00:42:58I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:43:01Exactly.
00:43:02It's way closer to the field.
00:43:04Yeah.
00:43:10When they find out how you're treating, the best coach in the fucking league...
00:43:13Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:14Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:15I'm begging you, please.
00:43:16Let him go.
00:43:18Fuck off me.
00:43:21This is all your fault!
00:43:23What, do you not still have one hell of a coach?
00:43:25Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:29What are you getting at?
00:43:31Ted was my assistant.
00:43:32He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:33How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:34That bastard.
00:43:36No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:42Sir?
00:43:43You still own the Giants.
00:43:45They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:46If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:52And if you lose?
00:43:54Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:44:00I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:44:03Are you seriously trying to brag me?
00:44:04After what he did?
00:44:06We're taking him out.
00:44:06I'm unofficial of this league, and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:09I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much and hope you have a
00:44:12good day.
00:44:14It seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:17You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:19That's fair.
00:44:20I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:23Don't worry, sir.
00:44:25He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:26Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:41This is my house.
00:44:43And, um, I have spare bedrooms, so...
00:44:46Feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:48It's usually just me.
00:44:49All right.
00:44:50Here's the kitchen.
00:45:01And here's the couch.
00:45:03You should come sit.
00:45:05All right.
00:45:05Thanks.
00:45:11I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:13All right.
00:45:14Thanks.
00:45:14Okay, I'm going to go now.
00:45:37Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
00:45:47Hey, you okay?
00:45:49I just told something.
00:45:54Okay, okay.
00:45:55Oh, my God.
00:45:57Okay.
00:45:59Uh-huh.
00:46:00Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:46:03Just sit still and let me loosen up for your back.
00:46:28Oh, my God, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:34Oh!
00:46:46I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:52Don't move.
00:46:53For a year now, I've been waiting
00:46:57To see that look in your eyes
00:47:11Dad?
00:47:12Ted?
00:47:13Tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:15You haven't been home in years.
00:47:17You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:19Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:22I've been so caught up with work
00:47:24The past couple years.
00:47:25Um, I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:28Great.
00:47:29Great.
00:47:30I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:33Okay, bye.
00:47:38Everything okay?
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:44It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:50I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:54Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:48:00You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow, like, if you don't have any plans, maybe you
00:48:13could come with me, or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:18Well, you want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:23I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:24What do you think?
00:48:25Mm-hmm.
00:48:26Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:29Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:32I'm not be the star.
00:48:33Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:35If it works out?
00:48:38I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:40I'll take that.
00:48:41Two stars.
00:48:43Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:45Well, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:49Now, it is my first time meeting them, and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:53Actually, I'm going to go right now and have Emily help me pick out some of the gifts.
00:49:02And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you marks back.
00:49:12Ooh.
00:49:16It's been a while.
00:49:18I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:28Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:29Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:33She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:35All right, no problem.
00:49:56Well, well, well.
00:49:58Look who finally decided to show up.
00:50:00Our city boy, Dad.
00:50:03What?
00:50:04All those years working out there, and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:09Take a look.
00:50:11Land Rover.
00:50:12700 grand.
00:50:13You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:15No, no, no, no.
00:50:17Alan, you'll be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:20I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:23It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car, unless, of course, it's a broken-down,
00:50:29second-hand junk.
00:50:33Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:35I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:39Ooh, listen to yourself.
00:50:42You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:46Ted, piece of advice.
00:50:48Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:52Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:54Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:56It's like a circus.
00:50:58Let's go inside before this gets ugly, okay?
00:51:01Yeah, sorry.
00:51:02Let's go.
00:51:08Family.
00:51:10I love them.
00:51:15Ethan.
00:51:17Sophia.
00:51:18Alan.
00:51:23My boy.
00:51:25Hey, Kate.
00:51:29I'm sorry.
00:51:31I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:33It's okay.
00:51:34You're here.
00:51:35It's all that counts.
00:51:36You're here.
00:51:37What is with all this emotion?
00:51:39He has been gone for years, and he has been back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:44I don't care if you're not so free.
00:51:47He's healthy.
00:51:48He's safe.
00:51:50It's all that matters.
00:51:51Home.
00:51:53Your health's nice and all.
00:51:55But money's what really matters here.
00:51:58You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager for the Knights at 400 grand a year.
00:52:05Four hundred grand?
00:52:07I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:10You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:15I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke, like you.
00:52:21Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:26Well, technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg nicely, I might find
00:52:35him a janitor job.
00:52:37Janitor job.
00:52:39That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:42You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:46Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:51Just don't blow it.
00:52:52Yeah, that's right.
00:52:53With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing at, I don't know.
00:53:00Tell me.
00:53:02Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:53:05Is it over two million a year?
00:53:10You're saying that you have a salary of two million?
00:53:16Two million, but please.
00:53:18A loser like you could make that kind of money in like ten lifetimes.
00:53:23Oh, Oliver, my son is trying to help your son get a decent job, and he throws out a finger
00:53:29like that.
00:53:30He clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:32You didn't mean it.
00:53:35It was a joke.
00:53:38Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:44Oh, please.
00:53:46What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:51That thing.
00:53:53You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:56I already work for the Knights.
00:53:59What?
00:54:01Work for the Knights?
00:54:06You work for the Knights?
00:54:09You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:12You're in your 30s, still a nobody.
00:54:15You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:20I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:23Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:25You're trying to tell me that the Knights are making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks
00:54:31to you.
00:54:32That's right.
00:55:00That's right.
00:55:02Oh, please.
00:55:02Helen, genius.
00:55:04What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:07I'm the head coach.
00:55:14You, you, you're the head coach, that's not what you're saying.
00:55:18Oh, come on.
00:55:19Your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:21You, the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:25Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:27I'm just a security manager.
00:55:29I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:34Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:37He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:39I guess forget that he's broke.
00:55:41This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:45Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:50If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:54Nice try, by the way.
00:55:56You're no head coach.
00:55:58You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:56:01So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:56:05A head coach dressed like that?
00:56:09Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:20Hello and welcome, everyone.
00:56:21Welcome to the place.
00:56:23Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:25A certain stampin' with corpolline is too.
00:56:30Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:31Is that Coach Ted, the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:40Wait, what?
00:56:41He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:43Of course.
00:56:44If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:49Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:52Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:55Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:58Yeah, of course.
00:57:05Oh my gosh, this is the best.
00:57:06I can't believe this.
00:57:07I just want the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:10I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:12Thank you so much, of course.
00:57:18Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:22I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:27Son, is it really true?
00:57:30No way!
00:57:32That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:33You pay to trick us.
00:57:34There's no way you're the head coach of the championship-contending team.
00:57:41Come on.
00:57:42Just admit it.
00:57:44You're a nobody.
00:57:45A fraud.
00:57:47You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:51Scraping by for life.
00:57:58You can insult me all you want.
00:58:01Don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:08Enough!
00:58:15So what if you make a stupid final?
00:58:19Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:21Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:28Relax.
00:58:29You broke bastard.
00:58:30You mean you showed up at this party empty-handed
00:58:32and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:35We did bring something, Sophia.
00:58:43I made this game myself.
00:58:47Father, you've got to be here.
00:58:49You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:53Oh, please.
00:58:54Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:59:01You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:59:04Pathetic.
00:59:05I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:08Let's put the trash where it belongs.
00:59:12What are you doing?
00:59:19No.
00:59:26What are you doing?
00:59:29I spent three months making it.
00:59:33Look at me.
00:59:34Look at me.
00:59:35This is the type of thing that'll get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:41What?
00:59:42You want to hit me now?
00:59:43You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:48Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:50Ha.
00:59:51With pleasure.
00:59:55This one.
00:59:57Protectfully 50 grand.
00:59:59A little fancier than your wooden stick.
01:00:05Wait for it.
01:00:07This one right here.
01:00:08The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:12Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:14200 grand.
01:00:15Easy.
01:00:17$200,000.
01:00:18You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:21The best one.
01:00:23Take a look.
01:00:27Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:31Dad's gift for Grandpa.
01:00:34God.
01:00:35All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:38Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:44They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:46That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:49Who said that?
01:01:05Sorry, Ted.
01:01:06Hoping not too late.
01:01:10Who are you?
01:01:12She looks familiar.
01:01:14I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:16Wait.
01:01:17Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:20I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:22So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about.
01:01:24He said you were beautiful.
01:01:26He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:28That's very kind of you.
01:01:32Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:34I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:37The guy's a cripple.
01:01:38He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:40You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:42Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:45Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:51Hopefully Grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:53Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:56You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:59So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:02:05Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:08A painting?
01:02:09Please.
01:02:10How expensive could that be?
01:02:14Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:15Worth around three million dollars.
01:02:24What?
01:02:27There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:31You're lying.
01:02:33This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:37After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money.
01:02:40So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts?
01:02:46Who says it's real?
01:02:48None of us here can tell.
01:02:49For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:52Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:54That should be enough proof.
01:02:56You're right.
01:02:57Like that receipt is a fake, too.
01:03:00Look at that.
01:03:01Oh, come on.
01:03:02What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:05Exactly.
01:03:06I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:09Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:13Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:16just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:18To Grandpa's party.
01:03:19Ethan!
01:03:20This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:21Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:24Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:27This trash?
01:03:28You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:32Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:44What just happened?
01:03:47That is...
01:03:50Alan!
01:03:51What did you just tear up?
01:03:53Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:55These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift,
01:03:57but I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:04:01A fake painting?
01:04:03They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:04:06But I mean, look at them.
01:04:08They could not afford something like that.
01:04:10It has to be a fake.
01:04:15Picasso.
01:04:17Oh, my God!
01:04:19Oh, my God!
01:04:19See?
01:04:19Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:23You guys better get out of here.
01:04:24You're not welcome.
01:04:31Alan?
01:04:32Come here.
01:04:33Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:35That's my boy.
01:04:36That's my boy.
01:04:37All that college education.
01:04:39And you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:44Just shut your mouth!
01:04:45Why?
01:04:46Why did you hit me?
01:04:47You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:53What?
01:04:54Three million dollars?
01:04:55You can't believe their story.
01:04:57It's obviously a knockoff.
01:04:58I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive,
01:05:00and I know real from fake.
01:05:02It was worth more than three million
01:05:05until you ruined it!
01:05:08What?
01:05:09It's real?
01:05:13Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:16Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:19She's the one that brought it.
01:05:22Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:24It was intended to be your birthday gift,
01:05:26but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:30No, it cannot be real.
01:05:32No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach,
01:05:36but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:38It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:41I got it.
01:05:42Ted must have stolen teen floods.
01:05:44He's been lying this whole time,
01:05:46and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:49Come on.
01:05:51I'm calling you cops.
01:05:53Alan,
01:05:54the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:56You just refuse to see it.
01:05:59Sweetheart,
01:06:00you're way too gorgeous
01:06:02to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:06:05Come with me instead.
01:06:06I can show you the high life.
01:06:09The high life?
01:06:10Of course.
01:06:12I'm the night security manager.
01:06:14I mean,
01:06:14what are we talking about here?
01:06:16This guy,
01:06:17just a criminal.
01:06:18If you don't want to end up in prison with him,
01:06:22you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:24You know what I mean?
01:06:25How dare you threaten her?
01:06:27Do you even know who she is?
01:06:29Sure I do.
01:06:31She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:32Ted,
01:06:33don't worry.
01:06:34once you're lucked up,
01:06:37I'm going to take
01:06:38very good care of her.
01:06:41Well,
01:06:42I'm not going to jail,
01:06:44Alan.
01:06:45Actually,
01:06:47Grace
01:06:49owns the nights.
01:06:51What?
01:06:54You're lying.
01:06:58I told you
01:06:59my son doesn't lie.
01:07:04No wonder
01:07:04she looked familiar.
01:07:06You truly
01:07:08are the night's
01:07:08owner.
01:07:10Oh my God.
01:07:12What have I done?
01:07:14You have a lot of
01:07:15nerve.
01:07:16First,
01:07:17you destroy a
01:07:17$3 million painting
01:07:18with wine,
01:07:19and then you try
01:07:20hitting all me.
01:07:22Tell me,
01:07:22Alan,
01:07:23how do you plan
01:07:24on paying for this?
01:07:25Pay for that?
01:07:27$3 million?
01:07:28Even if I sold myself,
01:07:29I could never
01:07:30pay that off.
01:07:31Oh,
01:07:32no,
01:07:32no,
01:07:33no,
01:07:34it's all
01:07:34a misunderstanding.
01:07:35I mean,
01:07:35he was just
01:07:36being impulsive.
01:07:37Please,
01:07:37please have mercy
01:07:38on us.
01:07:39Absolutely.
01:07:40A misunderstanding.
01:07:42Huh?
01:07:42Was it a
01:07:44misunderstanding
01:07:44when you insulted
01:07:45us earlier?
01:07:46Ted,
01:07:47Alan absolutely
01:07:48knows he's wrong.
01:07:49Yes.
01:07:50We're very,
01:07:51very sorry.
01:07:51Can you let this
01:07:52go, please?
01:07:53Please.
01:07:54Obviously,
01:07:56you have
01:07:56loads of
01:07:58money.
01:07:58I mean,
01:07:59you're not
01:07:59going to miss
01:08:00a few million,
01:08:01but this would
01:08:02ruin my family.
01:08:04You want me
01:08:05to forgive him?
01:08:07Please.
01:08:08If I were
01:08:09the one
01:08:09who damaged
01:08:10the property,
01:08:10would you be
01:08:11so quick
01:08:12to forgive me?
01:08:14Listen,
01:08:16you can mock
01:08:17me all you'd like,
01:08:19but don't
01:08:20ever
01:08:21insult
01:08:22my father.
01:08:25Oliver,
01:08:26please,
01:08:26please.
01:08:27I'm so sorry.
01:08:28I shouldn't have
01:08:29disrespected you.
01:08:30He's right.
01:08:30No,
01:08:31please.
01:08:31We're so sorry.
01:08:32Ted,
01:08:33we're so very
01:08:33sorry.
01:08:34Ted,
01:08:35I'll do anything.
01:08:36Please,
01:08:36forgive me.
01:08:37Please.
01:08:38You think money
01:08:39makes you better
01:08:39than everyone else?
01:08:40You have less
01:08:41class than a man
01:08:43begging on the
01:08:44streets.
01:08:46You will pay
01:08:47for what you've
01:08:47done.
01:08:50Here's the auction
01:08:51received from
01:08:51the painting.
01:08:52Amount three
01:08:53million.
01:08:54You have three
01:08:55days to pay
01:08:56full.
01:09:01Also,
01:09:01Alan,
01:09:02you're fire
01:09:02from the
01:09:03night permanently.
01:09:05Pendejo.
01:09:07Oh,
01:09:07I'm so sorry.
01:09:08If we had known
01:09:09he was so powerful,
01:09:10we'd never
01:09:11have crossed
01:09:11him.
01:09:12It's about time
01:09:13you got a taste
01:09:14of your own
01:09:14nose.
01:09:15Oh,
01:09:15you can't.
01:09:16Come on,
01:09:17Grandpa.
01:09:18Let's get into
01:09:19another room
01:09:19to celebrate
01:09:20your birthday.
01:09:21Come on.
01:09:22Good idea.
01:09:23Come on.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:32All right,
01:09:32so your opponents
01:09:33for the finals
01:09:34are the Giants.
01:09:36Their opponent's
01:09:37Henry,
01:09:37so you need to be
01:09:38careful.
01:09:38He's really not the
01:09:39type to let things go.
01:09:40Relax.
01:09:41I got this.
01:09:43West?
01:09:47Your coach's license
01:09:48got revoked.
01:09:49How are you even
01:09:50allowed in here?
01:09:51If it weren't for Ted,
01:09:52I wouldn't be in this
01:09:52mess in the first place.
01:09:54Luckily,
01:09:55I may pull some strings
01:09:56and pay the right
01:09:56people off.
01:09:58I'm the Giants
01:09:58assistant coach now.
01:10:01You tried every trick
01:10:02in the book to beat Ted,
01:10:04and you're still lost.
01:10:06Don't try to blame him
01:10:07for your failure.
01:10:09This time's different.
01:10:11The Giants are
01:10:12a real powerhouse.
01:10:14Worth over
01:10:14two billion dollars.
01:10:16I think that's
01:10:16twenty times
01:10:17the amount
01:10:18of your
01:10:18pathetic team's
01:10:20budget.
01:10:20you'll never win.
01:10:27I've got a plan
01:10:28for the Giants.
01:10:30You.
01:10:34Please.
01:10:35If it were for you
01:10:35being my former assistant,
01:10:37knowing my plays,
01:10:39you weren't the one last time.
01:10:40So what's cheating?
01:10:42Silly plays, huh?
01:10:43In the end,
01:10:44you're still
01:10:45a loser!
01:10:50No, you lost to Ted.
01:10:53You don't have the right
01:10:54to try to question
01:10:54his skill.
01:10:56Win.
01:10:57I win the championship?
01:11:00No, I've nothing
01:11:01else to say.
01:11:03You'll never win.
01:11:04How about a bet?
01:11:06Loser.
01:11:06Ate the winner.
01:11:08Ten million dollars?
01:11:11Swears off football forever.
01:11:13We salute
01:11:13for your apology.
01:11:25damn you, Ted.
01:11:26You're going to make sure
01:11:27you're out of the NFL
01:11:28for good.
01:11:29You'll never get back on.
01:11:33The Giants,
01:11:35three-time defending champions
01:11:36and the most dominant
01:11:38force in the league,
01:11:39face off the Knights today.
01:11:41They've been unstoppable
01:11:43under Coach Ted Vincent
01:11:44and had 13 straight wins.
01:11:47So,
01:11:48we will take home
01:11:49the trophy tonight.
01:11:51Here we go.
01:11:52The Knights push forward
01:11:53for their first offensive move
01:11:54and it is not looking good.
01:11:56There is a serious gap
01:11:58in their strength.
01:11:58The Giants' defense
01:12:00holds firm.
01:12:01They truly are the best.
01:12:03This is not good.
01:12:04I knew their physical stats
01:12:06were higher,
01:12:06but I didn't expect
01:12:07the difference to be this big.
01:12:09What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:11Getting just started,
01:12:12you can't choke yet.
01:12:13Three drives,
01:12:14getting to begin 20 yards.
01:12:15Fucking pathetic.
01:12:17Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:19Now that he's facing
01:12:20real talent,
01:12:20there's no way
01:12:21he's walking out of this one
01:12:22with a win.
01:12:25Coach,
01:12:26what do we do now?
01:12:28Trust me.
01:12:28I got this.
01:12:34Seriously, Ted,
01:12:35a field goal?
01:12:36Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:39Come on, Big Shot.
01:12:40See a Hail Mary.
01:12:41Please.
01:12:42A guy with a busted leg
01:12:44trying to win a championship?
01:12:46What a joke!
01:12:48He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:49There's no way
01:12:50he makes his kick.
01:12:51On this field,
01:12:52nothing speaks louder
01:12:54than points.
01:12:56The kick is up.
01:12:59And it's good!
01:13:01The Knights score
01:13:01from 50 yards back.
01:13:04Unbelievable.
01:13:04This is why
01:13:05we do what we do.
01:13:07Oh,
01:13:08it's awesome.
01:13:10What's up,
01:13:11what is taking?
01:13:12Hey,
01:13:12as long as I'm here,
01:13:14this team don't lose.
01:13:15Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:29Yeah!
01:13:30Unbelievable.
01:13:31The Knights Tule the Weenie,
01:13:33the sprite,
01:13:33the massive gap in sprain.
01:13:35The score is now 17-7.
01:13:38What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:40This game's almost over!
01:13:41You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:45You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:48If you lose this game, you'd be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:52I have the other option?
01:13:55I can't win?
01:13:56Fucking useless!
01:13:57Every fucking one of you is useless!
01:14:05Good night, good night!
01:14:38What a hell!
01:14:40What a hell!
01:14:42What a hell!
01:14:43What a hell!
01:14:43Nobody thought it could happen!
01:14:45Nobody wanted it to!
01:14:47Besides me!
01:14:48But guess what?
01:14:50Tonight's our NFL Championship!
01:14:52You can sleep well tonight, Mom!
01:14:54Ted, I know you won't be sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight!
01:14:59And enjoy, my friend!
01:15:00You deserve it!
01:15:01The NFL Champions!
01:15:03The Knights!
01:15:13Hey!
01:15:15How you going, Wes?
01:15:17Did you remember our bet?
01:15:22If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:24Loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:28And...
01:15:29Has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:31$10 million.
01:15:34I could rig my whole life and not make that money.
01:15:37Ted, have mercy!
01:15:39We used to be colleagues!
01:15:41Remember?
01:15:41Remember?
01:15:42We...
01:15:43I don't know, I don't know.
01:15:45Ted, if I'm forced on the NFL, what a minute?
01:15:48You can't let him off like that!
01:15:50If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:52He cost our guys everything!
01:15:54He has to pay!
01:15:55Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:57Come on, Coach, you can't let him get away with this!
01:15:59Ooh!
01:16:01Look.
01:16:11Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:14I never should have done what I did.
01:16:17And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask for.
01:16:22As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:30But out of the kindness of my heart, I dropped the $10 million.
01:16:36But, you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:45Yeah.
01:16:46Yeah.
01:16:47Yeah.
01:16:47No, no problem.
01:16:48Yeah.
01:16:48Really sorry about it.
01:16:50Really.
01:16:50Really sorry.
01:16:51Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:52Hey, man.
01:16:53Really sorry about it.
01:16:54Really sorry about it.
01:16:55Really sorry about it.
01:16:55You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:59I don't know.
01:16:59You!
01:17:00Son of a bitch.
01:17:02If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be forced out of the NFL.
01:17:05You told me to take out your players.
01:17:07You did.
01:17:08I'm gonna tell him.
01:17:08I'm gonna report him.
01:17:09Please.
01:17:13Damn it!
01:17:14You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:16If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:21Yeah.
01:17:22It was all west.
01:17:25Look.
01:17:25So what?
01:17:26We have a beef between us.
01:17:28Come join my team.
01:17:30Help me win the next championship.
01:17:32Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:35Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:43NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:45Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:51Tad, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:55Come join me.
01:17:56We'll build a super team.
01:17:58We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:18:03I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:07But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:14Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:20You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:26Come on, man.
01:18:27$100 million?
01:18:31Ted, work with me here.
01:18:32You can fix this.
01:18:33Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:36It was just a joke.
01:18:39I don't know.
01:18:40Maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:43But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:47Right?
01:18:49All right, boys.
01:18:50Get him out of here.
01:18:51I'm tired of this.
01:18:52Hey, hey, guys.
01:18:53Chill.
01:18:53Don't think about what you're doing!
01:18:55I can give you everything!
01:18:56I'll give you everything!
01:18:58Ted!
01:18:58I'm sorry!
01:18:59Ted!
01:18:59What are you doing?!
01:19:05Grace.
01:19:08I got the championship.
01:19:12I've got the girl.
01:19:14Now.
01:19:18And then it's time for my Christmas gift.
01:19:23Rolling on the field.
01:19:25Stands.
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