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My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:58No!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:30Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:39I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Goddamn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:32Yeah.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea boat give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:07Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him. I just hope you
09:17two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
10:37Mommy? Mommy?
10:47Mommy?
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:55Mommy?
10:59Mommy?
11:10Somebody help me!
11:12Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leora.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss, soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:01Now drink.
13:04Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:15Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden applesap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
13:49I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily?
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:46Whew!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:10Please.
16:12I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again,
16:16and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:20You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run.
16:50Go!
16:51Go!
16:56Run from the Lucian Hydro,
16:58you pathetic little insects.
17:07Poseidon!
17:08Poseidon!
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy after all.
18:42My liege. Have mercy. I didn't know she was your daughter. I swear it. Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show?
19:17My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra. We swear!
19:21Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:31Yes, my leash!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:58That wild god pans always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon? Guy's long gone. Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history. Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:23The world's the same as ever. The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:32Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing? If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you. I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am? Hades' ace. You crash my spot, you die here!
21:46I need a background check.
21:48I need a background check.
21:48Little fish.
21:56Headed staff?
21:57One shot? The Sea King, he's real.
22:03Hades, you hiding? Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:09One, two.
22:15Thank the fates, the boss is here.
22:22Boss, this bum.
22:30You idiot. Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown. You're done. Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon, you're ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun. Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back.
23:05Everyone, drop what you're doing. Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource, every contact. Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:15Yes, boss.
23:22Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets. Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
24:00Ha ha ha ha. A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid.
24:30Stay away from my daughter. Don't you dare touch her.
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding.
24:51This forest is locked down. Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you. On one condition. Let my daughter go.
25:01No, mommy. I'm not leaving you.
25:05Ha ha ha ha.
25:14Kid's mine. You die.
25:23My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!
25:31You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded. Poisoned. Done. The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:50Feisty one. Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
25:57No!
25:58No!
26:00No!
26:03No!
26:05No!
26:06No!
26:10No!
26:14No!
26:15No!
26:16No!
26:19No!
26:20Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:27Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:36Lily!
26:38Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:08Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend.
27:18Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:22I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33Now!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want!
27:51My pack tears you both apart!
27:54Don't worry!
27:59What?
28:01Oh!
28:05No!
28:09Oh!
28:23Oh, my God.
28:53daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
28:57shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:01we're going back for her right now
29:09hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:20lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:25daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:32you are the best
29:42some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:48you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
29:54disappear
30:13okay lily you can turn around now
30:20daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so dazzled by how cute you are
30:25he just passed out
30:32lily stay right here inside this circle don't move
30:35daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:37i'll be right back
30:43daddy be careful
30:46don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
30:56that poison's eating you alive little nymph
30:58how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:03so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:18damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:26for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
31:33no signal you trying to hog the glory
31:36more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
31:39no choice i'm taking them down with me
31:42this the woman dylan wants where the kid
31:45some guy took the brat
31:48useless grab her first then we hunt the child
31:55just let jack and lily be safe
32:01you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:17why did you come back where's lily
32:23lily's safe don't push yourself
32:28so this is the woman's secret lover
32:31her taste is trash
32:33beg now
32:34and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:37refuse
32:38and you'll be screaming
32:40end it fast
32:44you in our eyes you're not even an enemy
32:47just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:51just hold on a little longer
32:53jack means more to me than anything
32:55i won't let him get hurt
33:06you want my husband
33:08step over my corpse first
33:11in a hurry to die
33:12fine i'll oblige
33:43you're half dead already
33:45how the hell did you knock me back
33:47the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
33:52this can't be
34:17ancient ekathra
34:19the coastal legend monster
34:22why would she be here
34:26our boss has real backing
34:28he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
34:31no matter how strong you are
34:33kneel and beg
34:35they're coming for us
34:36we're finished
34:38don't worry darling
34:39things might turn around
34:40lyra veil has been captured
34:42now we await the sea king's warriors
34:45to execute this peasant
34:48they're here for me
34:49jack
34:50stay behind me
34:51with me here
34:53no one touches you
34:54stop saying that jack
34:55look around
34:56we're surrounded
34:57we could actually die here
35:04my lords
35:05let me teach this adulterous couple
35:08a lesson
35:11you worthless creature
35:14you shouldn't even exist
35:16where i stand
35:24who dares show such insolence
35:28before the lord of the sea
35:30who dares show such insolence
35:36you
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