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00:00.
00:13Previously on House of Villains, Kate,
00:17who is your final hit list nomination and why?
00:20That's going to be Christine.
00:21I'm so sorry.
00:23Honestly, Kate can just go fuck herself.
00:26Tyson has to get eliminated, and he just
00:29always seems to maneuver getting safe.
00:32We don't want that.
00:33Finish it strong.
00:35Oh, we have a winner.
00:39Fuck.
00:40This is your opportunity to not only save my fucking ass
00:43and have me fucking owe you, but also, like, be a fucking hero.
00:47I'm going to think about it, and I'm going to pull y'all.
00:49I'm going to talk to y'all.
00:51OK.
00:51I'm not going to blindside you.
00:52Two of my closest allies are gone,
00:54so I can align with anybody I want.
00:57Congrats.
00:58You opened an envelope.
00:58And now you're on the hit list.
01:00You get off the hit list, convince someone else to open it.
01:03Whoever's holding it last, you're stuck unless you become super villain.
01:06I've already read it.
01:06You can't pass it to me.
01:08I am now on the hit list.
01:09And I believe that Tom and Tyson were targeting me.
01:13Congratulations, Kate.
01:14You are the super villain.
01:17If there's a tie in the vote, it's going to come down to you.
01:20That's true.
01:21I'm asking you to please let me stay here.
01:24I'm asking you.
01:25I'll have to think about it.
01:26I'm open to keeping Tom.
01:28He just has to give me the best apology of his life.
01:31Kate, I'm sorry for anything I've done to you.
01:33And overall, like, I think you're dope.
01:37All right, guys, the votes are in.
01:40The fifth villain to be banished from the house is...
01:49We don't know.
01:50It's a tie.
01:59It is a tie.
02:01It is a tie.
02:01So that means for the first time in House of Villains history, the super villain gets to break the tie.
02:09But before Kate does that, Christine, make your final plea to our super villain, Kate.
02:14Please don't banish me.
02:17You're still a bitch, though.
02:19Christine, your acting performance continues to baffle me.
02:22Tom, make a final plea to Kate.
02:25I'm at your whim.
02:27I'm at your mercy.
02:28I really, really, really want to be here.
02:30And as anyone can tell you, like, I keep my word.
02:41I do everything I can.
02:43And I will do everything I can.
02:46Please don't send me home.
02:48All right, Kate.
02:49You're the super villain.
02:50What are you thinking?
02:51Christine, you're so gorgeous.
02:53But something tells me you're also very intelligent.
02:59Are you sure about that, Kate?
03:04Tom, you say that you'll try so hard and you've been trying so hard and doing your best
03:09and putting your all into this game.
03:11And you've proven that.
03:13But even when you do your best, my bare minimum still beats you.
03:22So I'd like to send you home.
03:24Have fun, everyone.
03:27Bye, Tom.
03:30Wow.
03:33He gone.
03:33I didn't even ask you who you were going to send home.
03:36I was ready.
03:37Or to push the button.
03:38Tom, any last words?
03:46I'll try.
03:48All right.
03:49Get out of here, kids.
03:50You guys go.
03:50Have a great night.
03:52We'll try it.
03:53The first two seasons were decided by a jury.
03:56I'm hoping it's the same way because I'm sure as fuck not voting for her.
04:01And I don't know many people that will.
04:03I'm so fucking good.
04:04I'm just going to, like, you know, Kate walk through this.
04:09Ain't that cool, everybody?
04:11Mm-hmm.
04:11Yeah.
04:15Don't worry, guys.
04:16I'm also a bartender.
04:19You did make a pretty mean espresso martini situation.
04:23No, that was fire.
04:23Oh, that was so good.
04:24That was a roller coaster of emotions, as always.
04:28I almost went home because of Kate putting me on the hit list.
04:31And honestly, it's a lot, but I'm fucking here.
04:34I'm like a cockroach and I never die.
04:36He had a compelling argument, but also, uh, I'm happy Christine's still here.
04:41And he made it impossible for me.
04:43I know.
04:44I feel the same way.
04:44To choose him to stay.
04:46I know.
04:47Last six standing.
04:49Good job, everyone.
04:50Holy shit.
04:50This is wild.
04:51It is.
04:52Listen, I really did not want Tom to leave this house yet, so I'm pissed.
04:57Paul is working this whole entire house of villains, telling everyone a little bit of what
05:03they want to hear, and he's just really fucking everything up for me.
05:08Paul, you such a lying son of a bitch.
05:10Why?
05:11What are you talking about?
05:11Because you said earlier how you was going to vote.
05:14I never said that.
05:14Yes, you did.
05:15I never did.
05:16Yes, the fuck you did.
05:17I absolutely did not say that.
05:18Okay, I don't even give a fuck.
05:19Tell me what I said then.
05:20What did I say?
05:21I don't want to repeat you because your words are not worth repeating.
05:24That's bullshit.
05:24I never told anybody what I was voting for.
05:26I don't care.
05:27Look, as the game is coming to the climax, I'm turning up the villainry.
05:32Y'all were the ones who called me a rat, so excuse me while I do a little rat-like
05:38behavior activities.
05:41I'm hurt.
05:42I know you are.
05:46I know.
05:47And you're right.
05:49Paul told us he was going to tell us how he was voting, and he didn't.
05:53And I'm coming for all of them.
05:55But I have to be cool.
05:57We have to be cool.
05:58You're so personal.
05:59Yeah.
06:00Tom definitely gave way more his heart into that.
06:04Way more.
06:06Every week in this game, I do something, I just get shit on for it.
06:09And it's like, for what?
06:10For, like, just making a decision?
06:12I'm going to tell you why.
06:12She's just truly upset because she really, she really cares for Tom and Tyson.
06:17I did not tell her I was doing anything.
06:19I told her that I was going to do what's best for my game, and I would consider their proposition.
06:24I considered it, and it was a fucking dumb idea.
06:27Sorry.
06:28I have to win Supervillain, or you have to win Supervillain tomorrow.
06:33And then everybody who voted for Tom can go up.
06:37Are you going to win Supervillain?
06:39I'm going to fucking try.
06:40Can you help me win it?
06:41One of the two.
06:42I just lost my best friend in the house, and that's annoying for two reasons.
06:47A, I know Tom had my back no matter what, and I had his.
06:51And secondly, the house is going to be so boring without Tom here to share the Superbed with.
07:00Sayonara, sweet Tom.
07:02I miss you.
07:03I'll keep the Superbed warm if ever you return, and I'm going to watch all of your makeup tutorials.
07:09I put on a moisturizing hyaluronic skin mask.
07:12Can we get a cheers?
07:13Come on.
07:14Let's get a cheers.
07:15Yeah, just hit a glass.
07:16Come on.
07:17Cheers, yeah.
07:19The fucking tides have changed.
07:32We were together, now we're not.
07:37Left you alone, and I don't feel so hot.
07:41One guy, oh, I'm so sorry.
07:47I'm so sorry that I had to leave you, dude.
07:53Spread those wings, baby bird.
07:56One guy.
08:04Last night, I didn't sleep, so I'm going to be a cranky fucking bitch today.
08:11Giselle's graduating high school today, and I'm missing her graduation, so I'm very sad.
08:16Yeah.
08:17Yeah.
08:17And I'm just, I would cry all the stuff up, and that's like...
08:21I've never missed anything of Giselle's.
08:23I'm not going to cry.
08:25I'm trying not to cry.
08:26I'm sorry, honey, I know.
08:28I know, it sucks.
08:29It's going to be so hard.
08:32I had to do this for you, Giselle.
08:35You're going to go to college.
08:38I said I'm not going to cry.
08:46She's fine.
08:49She's okay with it.
08:51I'm just not.
08:53I feel bad, that's all.
08:56Oh, my God, you graduated?
09:01Hey, Gis, you have your cap on?
09:05Being a single mom with two daughters is not cheap.
09:08Oh, mommy wants to cry right now.
09:10I'm so happy.
09:11Congratulations.
09:11I'm so, so, so, so proud of you.
09:13This $200,000 really, really, really will change my life and my daughter, so I can help her.
09:21Giselle graduated right now as we speak.
09:26She just answered with her cap, and she was getting, yeah, I know.
09:31I feel better, even though I'm on, like, no sleep.
09:33I cannot imagine how heartbreaking it would be.
09:37She's missing the graduation, but also it's her youngest daughter leaving the nest.
09:41That's a lot.
09:43It's Giselle.
09:45Aww.
09:46Yay.
09:47Aww.
09:51Paul.
09:52Yeah, buddy.
09:53Do you know this trick?
09:55I mean, yeah, I just was lazy.
09:57You said, do you know this trick?
10:00I don't know why you were picking them out by hand.
10:02I wanted to feel the warm pods in my hand, you know what I mean?
10:07What, bro?
10:09Morning, fuckers.
10:10Good morning, villains.
10:11Your next battle royale challenge is upon us.
10:15Please put on the classy and understated outfits that a bunch of PAs placed on your beds.
10:20Oh, fuck.
10:20Be ready in one hour.
10:23Thanks, Joel.
10:24Okay.
10:25All right.
10:26Let's do this.
10:28Please be couture.
10:32Um.
10:34Okay, this is cute.
10:36Tyson's gonna be so stoked.
10:38Pretty cool.
10:39I do like it.
10:40I can't believe that outfit.
10:42I'm gonna look like a jack-off.
10:43You'll somehow make that look like a modeling fucking gig.
10:46I'm gonna look like an 80s asshole.
10:49You think we're gonna get, like, wet or something?
10:51If we get wet, I'm in no fucking mood today.
10:53I know.
10:54I can't fucking believe this shit.
11:00Is this 80s?
11:02These sunglasses, Drita?
11:04Is she in here or no?
11:07Nope.
11:07Okay.
11:10Fuck.
11:11I forgot it already.
11:13This battle royale is a big deal.
11:15So I'm getting my head in competition mode.
11:18Because if I don't win super villain, I'm definitely next.
11:22Villains, please head to the SUVs.
11:24And no, the drivers cannot stop at a vape store on the way.
11:28Stop asking, Kate.
11:30Everybody wants me gone except for New York.
11:32So this battle royale is the make or break for me.
11:35And me being able to nominate three of them would just be like,
11:41I'd be doing it for you, America.
11:43Thanks, Paul.
11:44You're very welcome.
11:45And me.
11:45I want 200 grand.
11:55What do you guys think we're going to be doing?
11:57Aerobics?
11:58Gosh.
11:58I think it's going to be something that we're going to have to, like, work out.
12:02You know what I mean?
12:03For sure.
12:04Like, it's giving Jane Fonda.
12:07It's giving work it out, you know?
12:09I'm really motivated to win this challenge today.
12:11Because I've been playing from the bottom this whole time.
12:15So if I can finally get, I'm trying to say, like, how do we say, like,
12:20I've been sucking ass meets, like, everyone thinks I suck ass.
12:25And, like, I do suck ass.
12:26But I hope moving forward, I don't as suck much ass.
12:30Not, like, physical workout, but, like, work something out.
12:33Yeah.
12:34I think you just did.
12:34Okay.
12:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:42Oh, my God.
12:43Oh, wow.
12:45Oh, what?
12:46It's an enchanted loris.
12:48This is so cool.
12:49It's a foam party.
12:50It's foam.
12:51More foam, bosun.
12:53More foam, bosun.
12:55We're all thinking it.
12:56We're all thinking it.
12:58Villains.
12:59Hi there.
13:00Hi, Joel.
13:00How do you like your 80s garb?
13:02Hate it.
13:02Garb.
13:03You hate it.
13:04Garbage.
13:05Actually, guys, the bright colors have nothing to do with the challenge at all.
13:09We just thought it would be fun for our lighting department.
13:13Watch this.
13:15Oh.
13:16Oh, look at that.
13:17I love this.
13:17Let's light it up.
13:19There we go.
13:20What?
13:21Why are you so quiet?
13:22Your shirt says Alan.
13:22Why does your shirt say Alan?
13:24Alan?
13:25Alan?
13:25Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
13:27Traitor.
13:28Hmm.
13:29Oh.
13:29Oh.
13:31Oh.
13:31So you know, you guys have stuff written on your clothes, too.
13:35But we can't see what we wrote.
13:38Oh, look at you.
13:38A legal blonde.
13:39Cold topic.
13:41Pointy face.
13:42See, that's how jokes work.
13:44We have to explain it for five minutes.
13:47Eat that one, traitors.
13:51Welcome to your second to last battle royale challenge, Spitting Venom.
13:57Each of you has a designated venomous snake.
14:01Each of you also has a designated venom receptacle.
14:06When I say go, you will race from your receptacle to your snake,
14:10where you will suck as much venom as possible into your mouth.
14:15That's right.
14:16It's a sucking challenge.
14:18Ooh, I'm so glad I skipped breakfast.
14:20Once your mouth is full of venom, you will re-traverse the floor and spit that venom into
14:25another villain's receptacle, a villain you want to target and eliminate from the game.
14:32When a villain's spit cup reaches the tippy top, they are out.
14:38Last villain standing wins and is our new super villain.
14:41This challenge is really interesting and crucial because it's going to expose a lot of truths
14:45in this house.
14:46It's going to expose alliances, enemies, frenemies, ideas, plans.
14:51I mean, everything is getting exposed here.
14:53That's not the only thing that's spitting today.
14:56Oh, God.
14:57Oh, no.
14:58Spew!
15:01Spew.
15:03There we go.
15:04Oh, God.
15:05The whole time?
15:08Oh, and one more thing.
15:09Oh.
15:10The winner of this challenge will only nominate two people for the hit list.
15:14There will be no reward outing this week and no redemption challenge.
15:19Just a cold, hard vote.
15:21Oh.
15:21So, the only way to guarantee your own safety is to win and become super villain.
15:27The fact that there's no redemption challenge this round is a bummer
15:30because I am definitely the biggest target in here.
15:33And now they don't have an insurance policy.
15:36Like, I just have to win super villain or I am going home.
15:39I'm going to give you two minutes to strategize a little.
15:43Come here.
15:45Nice try.
15:45I'm going to move twice as fast as anybody.
15:48All right.
15:48No.
15:48Two minutes.
15:49Two minutes.
15:49Two minutes.
15:50Two minutes.
15:50Come here.
15:51Come here.
15:51I'm sorry.
15:52Just listen to me.
15:56Those three are so tight.
15:59We have no one.
16:00If you come with us, you're our third.
16:01I'm just going to do my best.
16:03We're slow.
16:04We can't do it.
16:06Paul, I move twice as fast as anybody.
16:09I'm watching you specifically, Paul.
16:11You spit one thing in my mouth in my thing.
16:13I'm coming for you.
16:14We're both out.
16:15We are both out.
16:16I don't know where all this newfound courage came from.
16:19Maybe Tyson's a little salty because I sent his minion home,
16:22but I don't take kindly to most things.
16:24Definitely not a threat.
16:26So, big mistake, Tyson.
16:28All right, everyone.
16:29Christine, are you fast?
16:30Fuck no.
16:31Does it look like I'm fast?
16:32Three, two, one.
16:35Suck it!
16:39Spew!
16:42Holy shit.
16:43Dark suck it!
16:44Oh, man.
16:46Tyson is off to an early lead.
16:48I think Tyson spat into Kate's receptacle.
16:54He is using the diving method.
16:57Kate is clearly spitting into Tyson's receptacle.
17:02Tyson has a huge target on his back, and because everybody knows that Tyson and I are an alliance,
17:08I feel like I have a huge target, too.
17:11So, Tyson and I, of course, we're working together, and we want to get Kate out immediately.
17:16Here comes New York spitting into Kate's receptacle.
17:20Whoa!
17:20Careful!
17:21Phone contact.
17:22Trita goes down.
17:24She's coming on her knees there.
17:26She's going over to Tyson's receptacle.
17:29Seems like everybody is going for Kate or Tyson.
17:33It's clearly Tyson in New York against Paul, Kate, Christine, and me.
17:38I want Tyson out.
17:40That's my main goal.
17:41But I also want to win, because Giselle graduated today, and I want to give her some great news.
17:47Tyson's is more full than Kate's.
17:50Very exciting.
17:51My cup's filling up.
17:52Kate's cup's filling up.
17:54But I'm working with New York, and I'm hoping that she can just pull it together,
17:57even though she's never won Supervillain on any of the three seasons she's been on.
18:02What happened in New York?
18:03Something happened.
18:04Stop it in my eye!
18:05What could have gotten in New York's eye?
18:07I don't know.
18:09Oh, fuck.
18:10This is hard.
18:11I can barely see.
18:12I'm wet in places that I don't like to be wet, and my mouth is full of venom.
18:17But I am here to win this motherfucker.
18:21Stop it in my eye!
18:22Kate and Tyson's receptacles are almost full of LA City water.
18:28Oh, we are neck and neck.
18:30Here comes Christine.
18:32Tyson is out, everybody.
18:34Tyson is out.
18:36Congratulations, guys.
18:37Tyson, you can finally swallow if you like.
18:39I mean, a fair challenge would have been to just have everybody fill up their own and see who
18:43could fill it up first.
18:45Now, I'm probably going to be on the hit list again.
18:48Game designer, if you're seeing this, I know you're only three seasons in.
18:51Do better next time.
18:54New York hits Kate with another one.
18:56Kate is out.
18:57Kate is out of the game.
18:59$200,000 are on the line.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:03Here comes Christine.
19:04Mouthful of something into New York's receptacle.
19:08New York, your receptacle is a little bit more than half full now.
19:12Three of them working together to get New York out.
19:15What a test of the microphones that we have here at House of Villains.
19:21That is it for New York.
19:23New York is out of the game.
19:25New York is out.
19:27Drita, what do you want to do?
19:28It doesn't matter now.
19:30Paul is now making an effort to fill Christine's receptacle.
19:35Drita, no one has spat in her receptacle.
19:39There's going to be trouble, Drita.
19:41My cup is empty.
19:42That is a big advantage for me.
19:45So I'm thinking we could all take it easy, do whatever we have to do.
19:48I want $200,000 on the line.
19:51What are we doing, y'all?
19:53Are we making deals?
19:54Evening it out.
19:55Evening it out.
19:56Paul and I have venom in our cups, but Drita doesn't really have any.
20:00We all eliminated Tyson in New York together.
20:03So I want Paul, Drita, and I to even out the cups.
20:07That doesn't mean I don't want Drita to win supervillain.
20:10I just want everyone to have a fair shot and may the best competitor win.
20:15A lot of different muscles being used.
20:17Oh, Christine unexpectedly just shot a load into Drita's receptacle.
20:25Christine's encouraging them to target Drita.
20:28Even it out.
20:29Yep, even it out.
20:30That's fine.
20:31And Paul is filling up Drita's as well.
20:34I'm getting really confused when I'm starting to see that I'm no longer empty.
20:46And it looks like I'm getting tag-teamed by Christine and Paul.
20:51Are you being even?
20:51Because they don't look like it.
20:53What is happening?
20:54I just did three on you, three on hers.
20:58Whoever gets this is super villain and gets to put two people on the hit list.
21:04Drita, you're good.
21:06You don't need to like kill yourself.
21:07My brain can't really understand or comprehend what is happening because I don't want to believe
21:12that my own roommate is dying to beat me.
21:15I want to win.
21:16Oh, well then Paul's the closest.
21:19Christine, do you want it?
21:20Because if not, we'll just get you out of me and Drita can talk.
21:23Do you want it?
21:25Just keep going, Christine.
21:27No, no.
21:27You get it, right?
21:28Okay.
21:28I said even from the beginning.
21:30Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
21:31You keep going, okay, but you're not doing it.
21:32I'm sorry.
21:32I'm sorry.
21:33I'm sorry.
21:34Are you going to get your levels all the same?
21:39I guess you can't really answer my questions.
21:42Paul is out, everyone.
21:44Paul is out of the game.
21:46Great job, buddy.
21:47That was impressive.
21:48Hot damn.
21:49It's a showdown between Drita and Christine.
21:53I like Drita's method.
21:55She hits her knees, then she pops back up.
21:57You got it.
21:59You spit on my cup a lot, Paul.
22:01Don't turn me on.
22:02What?
22:02She's mad.
22:03She's tired.
22:04No, I split it up.
22:06What is going on?
22:07Christine's spitting water in my cup,
22:09so I'm on fucking fire right now.
22:13You see me fighting to win.
22:14Why don't you just let me win?
22:16Knowing today's Giselle's graduation.
22:19Why is that happening?
22:20It really comes down to who can run the fastest,
22:23who can suck the fastest, and who can spit the fastest.
22:28Oh my God, that went in my fucking ear.
22:30Rat fucking thing right in my ear.
22:33Careful where you spit.
22:34There are crew members everywhere.
22:37Drita's is so close.
22:39I think we might be one or two spits away.
22:41We have a super villain.
22:44We have a winner.
22:45It is Christine.
22:47Christine is our new super villain.
22:50It was two on one for a minute there, but that's good.
22:53Greta, you're unhappy.
22:55I am unhappy because I was doing three, three, three, three.
22:58That was not happening when it was time to, you know, put it in my cup.
23:02I'm feeling great about winning super villain.
23:04Honestly, I slayed the challenge, and I thought my teammates would be proud of me,
23:09but I'm getting the opposite reaction.
23:11It pisses me off.
23:13All right, everyone.
23:14Back to the SUVs.
23:15I'm just disgusted because I was winning, and then Paul and Christine screwed me over.
23:21And I'm not going to be fake and make believe it's all good.
23:26No, motherfuckers.
23:27It ain't all good.
23:28Look at that.
23:37Right now, I'm in no motherfucking mood.
23:41Hi.
23:47If these are my friends I made an alliance with, by fairness,
23:52and the right thing to do is I should have won.
23:55You got me and I don't give a fuck mode.
23:57How about that?
24:01I'm going to go fucking ballistic.
24:03I have a super villain outfit.
24:09Fuck these fake ass motherfuckers.
24:12What an asshole.
24:18You know I wasn't banging out your cup, by the way.
24:20You are the only one.
24:22I have the majority of the house against me.
24:24They showed it in the challenge.
24:25They showed it when they voted out Tom,
24:27and there's no redemption challenge.
24:29So I could lay down and die and have the same result.
24:32But I may as well just blow things up for the fun of it.
24:36When a mob circle me will kick me in the stomach while I'm on my knees.
24:40It felt weird, but I'm petty as fuck.
24:44I'm very petty.
24:46I'm very petty.
24:47You spit into my cup first though.
24:48I do want to point that out.
24:50You did?
24:51Joel announced it.
24:52Look at Paul go.
24:53He spat into Tyson's.
24:55No, everyone was spitting at mine before.
24:57And I watched you.
24:58And I'm going to tell you what I watched.
25:00Yeah.
25:00Every time you thought my back was turned, you pretended like you were like scrambling somewhere.
25:05No.
25:05Paul, you don't need to even like, why are you even doing this right now?
25:08Dude, I'm not engaging.
25:09You didn't see me throw it into your cup first.
25:10You lied to me already.
25:11I didn't lie to you.
25:12I also did not owe you anything.
25:14You promised me that you would tell me who you were voting for.
25:16I think it's bullshit that Tyson is accusing me of not sticking to my word.
25:20I never really promised this man anything.
25:22So he's just upset that I didn't do what he wanted me to do.
25:26But I'm here for the Tyson downfall.
25:29I actually, this is my favorite show.
25:31Second place, maybe.
25:35I know you're putting me up.
25:37Whatever.
25:38No, I haven't even thought about that.
25:39I've been working with a certain individual in here.
25:43I just know that the eyes are I'm going up.
25:47New York has never voted for me once to say.
25:51So yeah, as of right now, Tyson and New York are my targets.
25:54So that makes sense to me.
25:56I know you can't put up your roommate.
25:58I know you can't put up friends and things you have in this house.
26:02But I'm not going to be in here playing fake or being weird about it.
26:06You know what I'm saying?
26:07Yeah.
26:11Tyson, bro, what's up with that, man?
26:14Dude, I've known you were against me for like four days, bro.
26:18Bullshit, brother.
26:18Listen, I know that you've been throwing me under the bus.
26:20I haven't been throwing you under the bus.
26:22That's not true, Tyson.
26:22To who?
26:23Here's what's frustrating.
26:24Why did you feel the need to threaten me in front of everybody, bro?
26:27You set such a strange tone in that moment.
26:29I'm watching you specifically, Paul.
26:31You spit one thing in my mouth in my thing.
26:34I'm coming for you.
26:35We're both out.
26:35And if you want to be bitter towards me and anger towards me, like that's just a reflection
26:39of your character, bro.
26:40I don't appreciate the way that you're talking to me for a position that you have put yourself
26:43in.
26:43I didn't put you here.
26:44I didn't threaten you at that competition.
26:46No, you didn't need to because you had a mob with you.
26:49Did I?
26:50Yes.
26:50Or did you just have a mob against you?
26:52Both.
26:53Okay, bro.
26:55Both.
26:55Okay.
26:56I don't think any of us planned it this way, but I love it.
26:59You've got a girl from Selling Sunset, a girl from Mob Wives, a girl from Below Deck, and
27:06Paul beating you, Tyson.
27:08You have an entire podcast about discussing the best strategies for these kind of game
27:16shows, and you're being beat by a bunch of girls who don't even know how to play.
27:24I think we should all ignore that motherfucker right now.
27:27No, I just put him in his fucking place.
27:28Okay, good.
27:29Good.
27:29He knows he's cooked.
27:39That was amazing the way you handled that.
27:42Fucking dickhead.
27:43Fucking dickhead is right.
27:44What's up, Kate?
27:46Not much.
27:47What'd you think of that conversation?
27:49I thought Paul raised some valid points.
27:52I just needed to, like, pop off because I do not take kindly to someone doing that to me.
27:57I'm like, girl.
28:00Don't feed into it.
28:02Is Drita in the shower?
28:04Yeah.
28:05Should we go, or she's in the shower, literally?
28:07Let me go peep the vibe.
28:10Peep the vibe.
28:11Peep the vibe.
28:15Hey, Drita, are you okay if I get in the shower, babe?
28:17I'm done.
28:18Okay.
28:19I just need my lashes.
28:20Paul and I just want to talk to you whenever.
28:21Fuckhole.
28:22That's all right.
28:23I saw what I needed to see.
28:24I don't need to see now.
28:25No, no, but I think...
28:26Believe me, girl.
28:27We definitely need to have a conversation.
28:29Oh, I think so.
28:30No, but you'll understand.
28:31There was absolutely no water in my fucking thing.
28:33So I was like, great.
28:34I'm gonna win.
28:36I'm not really sure why Drita's upset.
28:38I mean, our plan today was that we needed to beat Tyson in New York, and we did.
28:43So we should be jumping up and down and happy that one of us won.
28:46One cup had to fill up.
28:49Right.
28:50I had no water in mind.
28:52If it's not a big deal, and it doesn't matter, and we're all winning, why did that happen?
28:58At the end of the day, our side of the house now controls who goes on the chopping block.
29:03But she can't even be happy for me in this moment in time.
29:07Like, bitch, what?
29:08I promise this will make sense.
29:10Trust.
29:11Got me in a bad fucking mood.
29:14We should especially be happy right now.
29:24I have a new message.
29:27Oh, she sent me a coupon.
29:29Did Drita not understand the game?
29:31Oh, I think she's emotional because it's her daughter's graduation today.
29:35Totally.
29:36So she wanted to especially win.
29:37So she's upset who's mourning you.
29:40Paul, I'm glad you came in.
29:42How do you feel like the game went after?
29:44We were just saying that Drita's upset.
29:46Dude, she's pissed.
29:47What the fuck?
29:48Can you guys, like, help me kind of?
29:50Okay, hold on.
29:50I don't know what conversations you had out in the phone pit, but I would be suspicious
29:54from her perspective.
29:55I don't want this woman to be mad at me.
29:56That was not my intention, ever.
29:58I know, but everyone has different perceptions in this house.
30:00We all know that, right?
30:01She felt like by the time New York and Tyson were out, her cup was still empty.
30:05Yeah, she had nothing in her cup, so whenever she-
30:07That's her point.
30:07Whenever-
30:08That's a good thing.
30:08Whenever-
30:09So why did she not win is her point?
30:11If she was the only one with none in the cup.
30:12Because we said, let's even it out, right?
30:14I don't know who said to even it out.
30:16Well-
30:17Why would you do that?
30:18Everyone was at such different levels.
30:19And I was like, dude, it's the three of us.
30:21I agreed with you.
30:22Why?
30:23Because let's give each other an even playing field.
30:26I don't understand.
30:27Why would you make it even?
30:28Dude, in the moment, I don't fucking know.
30:30We were like dead.
30:30We were just like-
30:31Did I not say, hey girls, what do we do?
30:32Who wants it?
30:33I said that several times.
30:34No, you did.
30:34You definitely did.
30:35Regardless of how much water or venom their argument holds,
30:39I'm going to side with Jerita.
30:40Because my biggest flaw is that I'm an empath.
30:44Which I think people-
30:46That is not it.
30:47Why is everybody laughing?
30:48Just warning you guys.
30:50We love her, but she's mad.
30:52Is she?
30:53Yes.
30:54Really?
30:55Totally.
30:55Let her say her piece.
30:56But that's real.
30:57And then don't say any of the other stuff.
30:58Say, I didn't know you wanted to win so badly.
31:01Instead of all the-
31:03That's what she needs to hear.
31:04I thought Kate was on my side.
31:06But if she wants to play detective,
31:08that's when I start questioning her.
31:10I am super villain at the end of the day.
31:12And what Kate's doing right now is not smart.
31:15Please understand.
31:16Jerita wasn't really communicating with anyone.
31:18I don't think she would say anything.
31:19Chrissy, will you please?
31:20Why would you even bother filling up Jerita's at all
31:23if it was empty?
31:24That looks a little suspicious.
31:31They sound so cute.
31:33I love the birds chirps.
31:36It got chilly out, right?
31:38It's so nice.
31:39No, it is nice.
31:40I love it.
31:40But it definitely got chilly.
31:42I don't trust Kate.
31:43Kate is trying to turn us against each other.
31:46I was like, what the hell?
31:47Why am I cold right now?
31:49Wanna go out there?
31:50Yeah, but I want Kate-ing things.
31:53So go over there and I'm gonna put my hoodie on
31:54and I'll meet you there.
31:56Okay, it's Kate-ing things right now.
31:58What is Kate-ing?
31:59Kate-ing is a verb.
32:02To Kate means to bravo things.
32:04It's being messy.
32:05It's stirring the pot.
32:07She's Kate-ing, you know?
32:10The verb of Kate-ing.
32:15Hi.
32:16Hi.
32:17I just looked and I'm like,
32:19the fucking sun's still out.
32:21How is this possible?
32:23Oh, what a cruel world.
32:29Me and Christine are not okay just because
32:31we're sitting next to each other, okay?
32:33I'm pissed because she's still not owning up to me being right.
32:38Okay, well, Paul's waiting to talk to you.
32:39So I'll just tell him, like, you're cool.
32:41Don't worry about it.
32:43What did you want to talk to me about?
32:44I had no water in my cup.
32:46I should have been super villain.
32:47It didn't happen and that's that.
32:49Nothing else is to be discussed.
32:52I was trying to give everyone an even playing field.
32:55I don't understand that part.
32:58Me neither.
32:59I thought the game plan was just for us to win.
33:01It wasn't like...
33:02And we did, Trina, we did.
33:04Right.
33:04But to go out of your way to make sure I don't is a little different.
33:09No, no, no, no.
33:09Okay, so tell me.
33:10Can I bring Paul over?
33:11Why?
33:14We're all on the same team about how we feel.
33:17If we're all on the same team, why the fuck were you both spitting in my cup?
33:21I was trying to even our playing field.
33:23But why would you do that when I'm killing it?
33:26To even a playing field with my two allies?
33:29Does that make any fucking sense at all?
33:31So now I understand why you're upset because I had no idea why you were upset.
33:35I was confused.
33:36That's why I wanted to talk to you because I was genuinely confused as to why you were upset.
33:39Holy shit, maybe I'm on...
33:41Am I on another fucking planet?
33:43I'm going to tell you why I was fucking pissed today.
33:45I got no water in my cup, which means I'm supervillied.
33:49I'm going to finally send them home.
33:51But then all of a sudden, my cup is fucking going up and up and up.
33:55What was that, Paul?
33:56But it's not...
33:56How did I lose?
33:57Because you both were spitting in my cup.
34:00I would have won if I didn't get tag-teamed.
34:02And I don't like to get tag...
34:03You didn't get tag-teamed, Trina.
34:04Then I wouldn't have lost.
34:05It was impossible.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:07Okay, listen.
34:08Oh, my God.
34:09Was it possible for me to fucking lose with no water in the cup?
34:12You're making it about...
34:14The Majority Alliance is fighting and I love it.
34:18Right now, I'm just taking notes and maybe I can come in later and drive a bigger wedge
34:24between those three.
34:25That way, I may have a shot.
34:27I didn't know you were trying to win.
34:29That's why I asked.
34:30Everybody's trying to win.
34:31Exactly.
34:32I was trying to be fair to the two of you.
34:34Okay.
34:34She wasn't trying to go against the people.
34:37She's in a trust situation where...
34:40You guys are fucking stupid.
34:42I'm stupid?
34:44I would love to continue this conversation without you guys, okay?
34:47Oh, me too?
34:48Don't even leave.
34:49You guys don't understand.
34:50It's fine.
34:50Who is in fucking charge right now?
34:51Honestly, I'm pissed.
34:53Okay.
34:54What the fuck is going on?
34:57You have a choice.
34:59What's my choice?
35:00Kate, don't, don't with me.
35:03No, listen.
35:03What are you talking about?
35:04What's my choice?
35:05The choice is let us have a conversation with the gang, okay?
35:08Yeah, I'm leaving.
35:08I'm just getting wine and leaving.
35:10I'm just confused, but I trust that whatever will happen will happen.
35:15I thought this week would be cut and dry.
35:18Let's put Tyson in New York up and send Tyson home.
35:20But Christine is now mad with power and might ruin the whole plan.
35:25Who knows what she's going to do?
35:26Alice in Wonderland has now become the queen of hearts.
35:29We're all three on the same page, so I was trying to give everyone an even chance.
35:36Because you were losing.
35:38I am not fucking stupid.
35:40And any motherfucker here that's going to even play me like I'm dumb,
35:43I'm going to show you how motherfucking gangster I become.
35:47Easy.
35:58It seems like everyone in the house is all at each other's throats,
36:01so I may as well crank up the heat in here.
36:06Hopefully we can have more in-house fighting, and maybe there's a chance I can stick around.
36:17I can't sleep. I've been up again all fucking night.
36:20It's so hard to calm down.
36:31I can't take him anymore.
36:35I don't know what's happening.
36:37Something was pressed wrong in 85.
36:43Bro, I was sweating my cunt off.
36:52How are you feeling?
36:53I can't sleep at all. Something's wrong with the air conditioning.
36:57Cold or hot?
36:58It was like so hot, like over 80 degrees.
37:02Really?
37:02Yeah.
37:04I don't know what the argument was yesterday.
37:06I don't want to get into that, but it should have just had you win.
37:10This Christine-Drita alliance seems to have some cracks. So my strategy is just to create as much
37:16discord as I can. Did I want Drita to actually win this thing? No. But me telling her that they
37:22stopped her from winning will create some animosity. And for me, that's good.
37:26And if you're all three there...
37:28You start thinking you're fucking nuts in here.
37:30I'm not even giving thought to Christine being a supervillain because Christine doesn't make any
37:35sense. Her and Paul are in cahoots. The whole thing is weird and it makes me like distrust her.
37:40And I don't know who to believe with anything anymore.
37:46Shit.
37:53Christine is easy to manipulate. So this is my opportunity to pull the focus off myself and put
37:58it on Kate and Drita instead of me. Is it last ditch? Kind of, yeah. But I have nothing to
38:03lose,
38:04honestly. And I do have a little bit of hope. We have a few minutes. Well, we're in the end
38:10game. So
38:12like, I know you're smart. I know that you have ideas on what you want to do. But as it
38:18gets close,
38:18you need to think, who can you beat at the end? Like, who are you going to get votes over?
38:23You have to go through the list. Is Jackie voting for me? Is Plain Jane voting for me? Are they
38:29voting
38:29for so-and-so? You have to place yourself next because you're in the best position possible right
38:34now that you get to decide someone who is probably going to get more votes than you at the end.
38:40can be out of the game. If I'm on the hit list, I can't do anything. If I'm off the
38:45hit list,
38:46I will vote however you want me to vote for the people that are on the hit list because you
38:49won't
38:49have a vote because you're super villain. Yeah. Am I safe? Do you know? Am I not safe? Am I
38:54going
38:55on the hit list? My goal has changed as of yesterday because of what I saw. I was trying to
39:00give
39:00everyone even playing field. Yeah. And Kate was like, that was a dumb strategy. That was a dumb strategy.
39:05Yeah. You know what I mean? It's almost as if some people really don't understand how the game
39:10works. You tell me what we're doing and I will do that vote. After yesterday, I feel like anything
39:17I do is going to make Drita triggered and feel betrayed. So maybe it's time for me to switch
39:22things up, work with Tyson in New York, piss everyone off. Okay. We'll try and catch up later.
39:29I feel like these motherfuckers don't know I'm standing on business. Why is it not clocking
39:33to them? I'm super villain. Hello?
39:46Hey, you have your phone? Bitch. How'd you get it? I had to make a car payment. Do you feel
39:53better
39:53about the cups thing? No, I stand my ground on the cups thing. Yeah. No one will sway me,
39:59not you, not them, nobody. I don't think she's that stupid that she didn't understand the game.
40:03Hello? She definitely knows exactly what she's doing. Right. You could brush your hair all day
40:08long, but I know what the fuck I felt, saw and everything. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised
40:13if Christine put me on the hit list because I'm in the game with a bunch of scheming lying
40:19motherfuckers that are pissing me off. She very well may put me up, but we'll handle that when we get
40:25there. Villains, it's time to start getting ready for your hit list ceremony. Last chance to talk to
40:33Christine. She's currently brushing her hair and will be for the next 45 minutes, I imagine.
40:38So you'll know where to find her. Talk to you later. Okay, bye. Some music would be nice.
41:00Go to the secret bookshelf and walk into it. This time, don't move the bookshelf out of the way.
41:08It's a hologram. You'll see. Way to be polite, Paul. Ladies first. Nicely done.
41:27Hi, guys. What's up, Joel? Welcome to the hit list nominations. Hi.
41:33Oh, you very smart. Is that what we're doing? No. Good morning. Oh, hi. Hi. Good morning. Oh, hi.
41:38Look at you. Hi. Hi. Oh, yeah. Remaining villains, it's time for your hit list nominations.
41:49Christine, you are super villain of the week. Please sit on your purse.
41:56You guys seen Christine's purse yet? So great. It's awesome. I made it myself. Pretty cool. Very
42:02practical as well. It'll put a Burke in the shame. Christine, the power is in your hands. You get to
42:11choose the two villains in danger. Remember the two villains you named tonight will have no shot at
42:17redemption. They'll just face a cold, hard vote where one of them will lose out on their chance
42:22at $200,000. Tonight is Friday the 13th, and that is not a good thing here at the House of
42:30Villains.
42:31Christine is definitely Jason Voorhees because she is super villain, and she is going to make a huge cut.
42:38Villains, if you get nominated, please step over here and take it all personally.
42:42All right, Christine, it's time to share who you want to nominate first, and please take me through
42:48your thought process step by step from the moment you were crowned super villain until now.
42:53I really want to understand how your mind works. I think it is going to be studied someday.
42:58First, I'm going to nominate...
43:06Kate.
43:13Christine putting up Kate is fucking crazy because it was supposed to be Tyson in New York,
43:18and if it means what I think it could mean, Drita might be the next nomination. This is not
43:23according to our plan. Kate, how are you feeling? I feel good enough. You think you're safe up there? No,
43:32but I like my dress. I had a feeling I'd be on the hit list. That's why I wear my
43:37dress. But I'm really
43:39hoping Christine is going to put Tyson on the hit list. If she doesn't, I'm probably out.
43:44Anything you want to say to Christine, Kate? No, this is fair because I nominated her last time,
43:49so I respect her decision. Christine, whose day will you ruin next?
43:56Yes. The next person I'm going to nominate is a tough decision for me. I've seen a lot of my
44:06friends go, a lot of villains go, and I hate it. I do because I feel like if this person
44:14was honest
44:15earlier, I could have been in a different position. And for that alone, I'm sorry, Tyson, I have to
44:22nominate you. Yes. Yep. After all the ups and downs, Christine put Tyson on the hit list,
44:31which is amazing. I'm not forgetting what she did in the challenge, but I'm going to work with her
44:36and see what happens. But she's not allowed to make a mess no more, I could tell you that shit.
44:40All right. How does it feel to be nominated for the hit list? Kind of status quo. There were four
44:45people targeting me at the last challenge, so it felt like the writing was on the wall.
44:52There we have it. The latest hit list nominees. Look upon them and weep or laugh. I don't really care.
45:00You will be returning to this room to vote in just 30 minutes.
45:18I think I had a stroke. This is it. I have one more chance to fight another day and it's
45:23all
45:23coming down to a guy who dresses like Smee. I did just tell him off, but if Paul's smarter than
45:30he
45:30looks, then he'll vote to banish Kate since she's a bigger threat in the game currently. So let's see
45:35what we can do. 30 minutes. 30, 30. I'm going to start taking appointments then, since I'm still
45:40supervillain. I guess. Right? Yeah, but your votes, your votes doesn't count. You can't take
45:45appointments, it's too late. Okay, I don't care. The irony of me having the most power in all of the
45:50house.
45:52What are we supposed to be doing? It is dangerous and reckless because I'm about to take someone out
45:59of the house and everyone else, I don't know how to end that sentence. Can we make a pact that
46:06we
46:06will talk and it will get nowhere else in the house? I promise. Can I make that pact if I
46:12stay?
46:13Did she already forget she just put me on the hit list? I need a promise now. Why? Because voters
46:19are
46:20voters are voting. I'm not. People are campaigning and I. It's just Tyson and me campaigning and you're
46:26not voting, so I don't have to promise anything to you. Okay, but you're saying moving forward.
46:31Moving forward. Can we discuss that once I'm not buckled in the chair? We will. Yep.
46:35Okay. I can't tell if she's stupid or smart, you know? We both.
46:49Am I safe? I don't know, ma'am. New York's with me. Are you certain? Yes. What are you thinking?
46:57Look, if she votes to keep me and you vote to keep me, I'm here still. Right. Otherwise,
47:01Kate's going to be here. You're right. I myself don't think I could beat Kate in the end. Like,
47:07right at this point, if it was the finale right now, I don't have the resume that she has. I
47:11don't
47:12either. I know. So. Look, Kate is a little bit more of a wild card to be in the end
47:17game with
47:18than Tyson is. Like, Tyson hasn't really done shit, whereas Kate has gotten some blood on her hands.
47:24Impressive for the house of villains. So it's not so cut and dry. I do have some things to consider
47:29here.
47:33That shit that Kate did yesterday, like, that was so intentional. If you think I don't believe you,
47:40you already might. Yeah. You don't even have to discuss that with me. Unless, like, her whole thing
47:43is let's turn other people against each other. Well, it's not going to happen with me and you. Yeah.
47:47And tomorrow, if we need to beat Kate, we beat Kate. Hmm. So pretty.
47:58The other two are probably getting an earful from Kate, so. That's my third time on the hit list.
48:04You didn't get buckled. You've never been buckled. I've never been buckled. No,
48:06the buckling was not cute. Today you're going to be buckled, right? True. Yes. True. I'm stressed.
48:12Ben burned on reality TV so many times that I quit reality TV. It's my first time back in three
48:17years.
48:19I'm here to do this. Are you voting to keep me here? Of course I am.
48:33All right, you guys. Go to the bookcase now. Your 30 minutes is up. Get there right now. Go ahead.
48:37Go, go, go, go, go. All right. Here we go. That was the 30 minutes. Get in there now. Jesus
48:42Christ.
48:42That was the fastest 30 minutes of my life. I think I did enough damage control, but you never know.
48:48If these people are smart, they'll eliminate Kate. Hopefully, I was able to show them that.
49:03What? Hey, what are you guys doing here? Oh, you got to wake up. Oh, right. That accelerated
49:09banishment thingy. What are you guys doing for half an hour? Going home. The longest half hour.
49:14My kale's clocking in. All right. Here we go. All right. Villains, welcome to the stronghold.
49:22You were just here, so you know what to do. Christine, you are super villain.
49:32Kate, Tyson, you're up for banishment. Please stand in front of your chairs.
49:39We're about to find out who are the final five villains. Guys, it's time to make your final please.
49:48Kate. I've had a great time playing the game with all of you. Tyson had a lot of alliances with
49:54everyone
49:55in the house, and I pissed off everyone in the house. So I feel like I'm the better person to
50:04be
50:04standing there at the end with you. Tyson's a master manipulator, a master gamer, and anything he's told
50:12you is a lie. And the people that will be voting for the winner will be manipulated by his lies.
50:19Have you lied at all? Only when I told you I liked your outfit.
50:23Shit. That was good. Tyson, you're up for banishment. Please give us your final plea.
50:31And sing like a canary. What the hell, Drita? Damn.
50:38All right, so Tyson, other than your shoes, do you have any regrets?
50:42Kate is the clear front runner to win this game. She's driven the game the last two weeks.
50:47She's gotten rid of all the threats, and she's squashed out any opposition. If she gets to the end,
50:53she has two more check marks on her resume before she even gets there. So if you want to go
50:59up against
50:59that or take that risk, that's on you. But, and I mean it as a compliment, Kate, you have been
51:05playing
51:06the best game up to this point. Wow. While you guys are voting, I'm going to ask Kate and Tyson
51:12to take
51:12a seat and ready yourselves for my strap on. Oh, I want to sit down then. You know what? I'm
51:19sorry.
51:20That sounded very wrong. Paul will be the first to vote. There's also a Chrome Hearts store back there,
51:28so go wild. Well, who's better for my end game? I'm not going to help because I don't want to
51:41be
51:43canceled. Good. Can you get my bottom one? But I will help you out right here. No. I have been
51:49waiting
51:49for this forever. Bye-bye, Tyson. Man, with the color of your coat, you look like a pilot. Pretty cool.
52:00Not really. Tyson has been my road dog, my buddy, partner in crime since this whole thing has happened.
52:10All right, guys. Let's give the bloodthirsty monsters watching this show what they want.
52:16The sixth villain to be voted off the house of villains in a unanimous vote. It's
52:30Tyrone. Tyson. Sorry.
52:35Talk is very cheap. I have to go with actions.
52:40See you later, Tyson.
52:41Tyson. Wow, did you just banish Tyson?
52:45That woman's never put me up once. That's action. I have to respect that.
52:50Congrats, Kate. I love you, New York. And for the record,
52:54I was the one fucking with the thermostats.
52:56Fuck you!
52:57She struck my dick!
52:59No!
52:59Mother!
53:00That's my dick!
53:02I love you, my girl!
53:04That's it!
53:06It's just so poetic that the reason I found the journal was because I was hot. The reason I was
53:13hot
53:14was because Tyson was messing with the thermostat. And ultimately, it was the list I found in that
53:20journal that made Tyson eat 30 worms.
53:27Look at that.
53:28Thank fucking god.
53:29Deuces!
53:30Uh-uh!
53:31I've been on these shows a lot of times. I've learned that the person with the most talent almost never
53:37wins.
53:37Guys, look. Kate is displaying emotion.
53:40Games like this are designed for the talentless to stay in.
53:44So congratulations, guys. But I'm still Tyson. You're still not.
53:53Coming up next on the season finale of House of Villains.
53:57Tonight, one of you will be crowned America's ultimate supervillain and win $200,000.
54:05We're here.
54:06Oh, my gosh. The exterminators are here.
54:09We're back.
54:10Where are the rats?
54:12I'm so happy to be back in the super bed.
54:14I know. Me too, man.
54:15This is exactly how I feel coming back into this house.
54:19This is your final battle royale challenge.
54:23It's spinning.
54:24Villains, mount your screws.
54:27I want to be in the final three more than ever.
54:31New York, how you doing?
54:33I love this girl, but not like this.
54:35Hello, villains. Welcome to your final hit list nomination.
54:41It's time to share who you want to nominate for the hit list.
54:44I've been getting gang banged, and I am still here.
54:48If there's one fucking thing I'm going to say, and I'm going to say nothing,
54:51I don't win, I will make sure you lose.
54:55Oh, my God.
54:59Oh, my God.
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