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00:03coffee for sure thanks man you ready for next week what's next week superhuman
00:10evasion training we have to get recertified look i i get the need it's the worst when i was in
00:16the
00:16force you had to do hand-to-hand training all the time guy comes at you with the knife you
00:20gotta be
00:20ready but uh this is this is something else i'm supposed to learn to tuck and roll away from a
00:26guy who can shoot lasers from his eyes or control minds or kick a goddamn school bus to the moon
00:34it's the job you're awful calm about it hell last time you sprained your back you
00:40oh wait you're not even gonna be here are you sucks to be you i'll be living it up in
00:47london
00:47seeing sights eating indian food enjoy getting laser burn oh you're gonna be gone the whole time
00:52all freaking week two all of matt's spring break the boy is obsessed with the beatles he wants to go
00:58to abbey road he wants to visit apple records i might even get to see some things i want to
01:03see if we
01:03have time and it's just the two of you you sure about that steve i thought you two hated each
01:08other
01:09with the burning fury of a thousand suns well maybe a hundred i mean matt he had it rough you
01:17know but he's
01:18really pulled himself together with what you told me that kid was doing the stealing the drugs how'd you
01:25turn that around good morning it wasn't easy the thing is when molly and i first got together he was
01:33living with his dad and he was just running wild kid was a real asshole you saw the shiner he
01:40gave me
01:40that's all behind us now he stared down his demons and he damn it he conquered them i've never done
01:48anything that hard in my life we're so damn proud of the guy of the man he's becoming so he
01:56wants to go
01:56to london molly and i scraped together enough to make it happen we wanted to show him how much we
02:01appreciate all his hard work i never had a kid on my own i wasn't there when he was born
02:08i didn't teach
02:09him how to ride a bike or throw a ball but in a few months when he walks across that
02:15stage and accepts
02:17that diploma that is my son oh you you you just take off the time you need why don't i
02:27just make some hot
02:28coco to cheer up my sweet boy come on like you're not crying on my shoulder every time you don't
02:32get a
02:32second date what what was
03:06we were supposed to be inside
03:08i should have never trusted the flawed calculations of a clone clone i'm not
03:15this was always the plan the president is targeting us so we shatter the illusion of his safety
03:24it's not enough for us to kill him it has to be a spectacle
03:29you'd know this if you were truly the original
03:35refreshing kind of tickles i prefer a higher caliber
03:45i order i ordered i ordered you
03:51you were the what
03:58kill that one and move on your eye is as replaceable as you
04:02lord i am the original
04:21red rush get this guy out of here focus on evad we can deal with these two one two areas
04:26clear
04:32we can take it from here fall back help us evacuate civilians
04:35yes ma'am dammit run
04:39war woman
04:43please you couldn't just sit this one out and let us kill the president and you earned a day off
04:49not our
04:49style sorry
05:07don't move you're safe now
05:10i got him
05:19i'm sorry i wouldn't normally move so fast but there were so many of you that
05:23oh no it's it starts with one of you then that
05:26oh sorry
05:34oh
05:47now while he's distracted this floor is clear i'll go up you go down
06:06oh
06:07oh
06:08oh
06:08oh
06:09oh
06:09oh
06:10oh
06:33I've got you. We're gonna be fine.
06:35We'll get out of this.
06:53No. No! What about you?
07:22You're welcome.
07:23Get those soldiers out of here!
07:29We can take it from here. Too dangerous for you.
07:32When we crush the guardians of the globe and kill the president, no one will be left to stop us.
07:52Take my hand!
08:03The building is clear. It's just us.
08:05Evacuation completes. Now we can cut loose and focus on taking these boots down.
08:19Let's go.
08:19Let's go.
09:02What? I'll be out in a minute.
09:05I don't have a minute.
09:06Mom!
09:07My bathroom's out of soap. Get over yourself.
09:09I used to change your diapers, kid.
09:12There's nothing going on down there I haven't seen before.
09:14Just get out!
09:16As you can see, the scene is absolute chaos as the Mauler twins...
09:21Looks like Dad's saving the White House.
09:23Alone?
09:24Guardians are there too.
09:25Who are they fighting?
09:27Ugh, Mauler twins.
09:28Looks like we won't be getting breakfast together this morning.
09:31Summer.
09:32It's the White House, Mom.
09:34Kind of important?
09:35Oh, they rebuilt that thing twice a year at this point.
09:37If it's not Doc Seismic, it's the Lizard League or someone else.
09:41I doubt the president still lives there.
09:45I'm not too late. I'm gonna shower.
09:47Not so fast. Come here first.
09:53Don't make me get the spray bottle.
09:57Now, let's get you out of that costume.
10:00Boundaries, people.
10:02Bathroom doors are closed for a reason,
10:04and parents should never ever talk about sex in front of their kids.
10:08You should be overjoyed to see your parents
10:12passionately expressing their love for each other.
10:14Now stop griping. Get ready for school.
10:16Couldn't you at least wait until I leave the house?
10:19For college?
10:22What were you thinking?
10:23Paris?
10:23Actually, I was kind of pulling for that little cafe in Berlin.
10:27I've been jonesing for those sausages.
10:29Oh, man, you guys are going to Bestwurst?
10:31I love that place.
10:33You've got school.
10:34When your powers kick in, you can go on your own.
10:37Salt on the wound, Dad.
10:39They've got to be due any day now, son.
10:42Even the latest bloomers on Viltrum
10:44would get their powers before what would be their 18th birthday.
10:47You'll see.
10:48Don't get his hopes up.
10:53Bye, have fun.
10:56I'll just be walking on the ground with my feet.
11:22I'll just be trying to break in these new shoes.
11:26I'll just be trying to break in these new shoes.
11:34Mauler twins attacked the White House.
11:36Nuts, right?
11:37I saw.
11:38I can't believe the Guardians of the Globe let them get that close to killing the President.
11:43They didn't even get into the building.
11:44And Omni-Man was there, too.
11:46You're such an Omni-maniac.
11:49Way to root for the underdog.
11:50Big fan of the Yankees, are you?
11:52Sure, he's hot and all.
11:54And that mustache.
11:57Sorry.
11:58Okay, straight stuff.
12:00You up for some Clash Crash tonight?
12:02I'm hoping for a level 43 chest armor.
12:05Don't bring up that stupid job, man.
12:07Don't be that person.
12:08When's the last time you bought a comic book?
12:10Those things are expensive.
12:11And they're doing seance, Doug, twice a month, all summer.
12:14You're into the stupidest stuff.
12:16Knock it off, Todd.
12:18Come on.
12:20Quit playing games.
12:21I know you're crazy about me.
12:23Marcy told me.
12:24Well, you are big and strong, aren't you?
12:27You know it.
12:28And you think that makes it okay for you to harass me?
12:31Don't walk away from me.
12:33What are you, a lesbian or something?
12:35Oh my God, I wish.
12:37Would you leave me alone then?
12:39Let go of me so I can go find a girl to kiss.
12:42Don't.
12:43Guy's twice your size.
12:44Maybe you can just sit back and watch this.
12:46I can't.
12:47I can because I'm not Omni-Man and neither are you.
12:50Let's see.
12:53I think Amber's been pretty clear about how she feels, Todd.
12:56Are you serious, Grayson?
13:05Leave him alone!
13:09What are you looking at?
13:24What?
13:26What?
13:31What?
13:57Oh, there's one.
14:06It's about time.
14:13And a big welcome home to my favorite son.
14:16I made some chicken, but I also heated up some authentic German bratwurst flown in special
14:21today.
14:21Just for you.
14:22I had a pretty interesting day.
14:28Sorry I'm late.
14:29Honest to God, a dragon was attacking Hong Kong.
14:32I stopped it.
14:33Ooh, a dragon.
14:34Nice.
14:35Mark was getting ready to tell us how interesting his day was.
14:38Guess who's finally getting his powers.
14:42Are you sure?
14:44Pretty sure.
14:45Threw a trash bag into space at work.
14:51Oh, that's great, son.
14:53Just great.
14:54If you're up for it, I'll make some time tomorrow for training.
14:57This is so exciting.
14:58Bright and early tomorrow, Mark.
14:59Make sure you get a good night's sleep.
15:00Huh, for sure.
15:13Okay, son.
15:14Bear with me.
15:17This is going to be a little awkward for both of us.
15:20You may have noticed that I'm not like normal dads.
15:26You may have noticed.
15:26Your mother and I think it's time you knew the truth.
15:29We think you're old enough for me to tell you where I really come from.
15:34Millions of miles from here, out in deep space, is the planet Viltrum.
15:39It's a cool blue oasis alone in a solar system much like our own.
15:46I was born on this planet.
15:48Viltrumites are very similar to humans, except we can fly, move at super speed, and possess great strength.
15:56When our people come of age, we leave Viltrum and venture out into the galaxy, using our abilities to help
16:03lesser developed worlds.
16:05I volunteered to relocate to Earth, its sole protector.
16:10That's when I met your mother.
16:13And we eventually had you.
16:17I know this is a lot to take in at one time, but you're half Viltrumite, son, and you're getting
16:25older.
16:26Things are going to start to change for you in a few years as you hit puberty.
16:31You're going to get acne.
16:34Your voice will start to crack as it begins to change.
16:37You'll begin to grow hair in strange places.
16:41And you're going to start to develop super powers of your own.
16:45Just like me.
16:47Super strength and speed.
16:49Flight.
16:50The whole bit.
16:51Do you understand?
16:57I'm going to be able to fly.
16:59Yes, son.
17:01You're going to be able to fly.
17:04I'm going to be able to fly.
17:12Don't look down.
17:13Stop looking down.
17:15I'm not going down.
17:16I'm going to fly up.
17:17Because I can fly.
17:20What if I can't?
17:20Yeah.
17:22No, no, no.
17:22Okay.
17:23Dad always said it was like a reflex.
17:25So if I don't want to fall, I won't.
17:27And even if I do, maybe it won't even hurt.
17:29Or maybe...
17:31Nah, screw it.
17:36Ha ha.
17:39Woo hoo!
17:43Oh crap!
17:45No!
17:45Oh crap!
17:50No!
17:55No!
17:55No!
17:56No!
17:57No!
17:57No!
17:58No!
17:58No!
17:58No!
17:58No!
17:58No!
17:58No!
17:59No!
17:59No!
18:14No!
18:26Oh, my God.
18:53Oh, my God.
18:57Put some pants on and let's get in the sky, my boy.
19:05I'll put some coffee on.
19:09It's kind of like how you walk and you don't think about balancing anymore.
19:13But when you were a baby, you did.
19:16You're a baby flyer right now.
19:17You have to focus on staying upright.
19:20Focus on going the direction you want to go.
19:22Understand?
19:24Yeah, I think I got it.
19:26It doesn't look like you do.
19:28Follow me.
19:39You can wear yourself out flying.
19:41Moving fast is like tensing a muscle.
19:43You're much better off if you relax that muscle from time to time.
19:47Use the momentum you're building to carry you forward.
19:54Okay, you don't want to fall, so you're going to have trouble relaxing.
19:59It's kind of like peeing your pants on purpose.
20:02What?
20:03Peeing your pants on purpose.
20:04You know, you spend your whole life trying not to pee your pants.
20:07So, letting go, peeing your pants on purpose, it's next to impossible.
20:12How do you know this?
20:14Who would try that?
20:15You are far better at flying than you should be.
20:18Late night practice?
20:19Is that why you're so tired?
20:20Don't try to change the subject.
20:22Land over there.
20:28Slow down.
20:30Land.
20:30I said land.
20:31Why aren't you slowing down?
20:32I can't.
20:33Stop.
20:34Just stop.
20:42Okay.
20:42I guess that still counts as a landing.
20:45Get up.
20:46Come on.
20:46We're going to try something else.
20:48I'm actually getting used to this a little.
20:50That's not good.
20:52Try to hit me.
20:54Really?
20:55Yeah.
20:57Use your whole body.
21:00You can punch with your arm.
21:02But if you punch with your shoulder, your hips, and your legs as well, it'll be much more powerful.
21:08It'll take a while to get the hang of it.
21:11Okay.
21:12Now with us, we can freely move ourselves through physical space.
21:16That's how we fly.
21:17So we don't have to pivot on our feet and push off the ground.
21:21We can literally push off anything.
21:23We can create our own leverage.
21:30Good.
21:32But try it a little more like this.
21:34Like what?
21:47You hurt me.
21:50I know, son.
21:51I didn't...
21:52I didn't mean to hit you so hard.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:58Why did you do that?
22:00Mark, if you really want to do what I do, you have to be prepared for anything.
22:06No one is going to pull their punches.
22:24So, how badly did that go?
22:27I pushed him pretty far.
22:30It's what he needs.
22:31Did you maybe push too far?
22:33Are you questioning me?
22:35What the hell has gotten into you?
22:39I don't know.
22:41I'm sorry.
22:42Mark got his powers so late.
22:44I wasn't prepared for this.
22:47It changes things.
22:50I can't help but think maybe our lives would be better if he hadn't gotten them at all.
22:59Jeez, man.
23:00You still sore from Todd's thrashing?
23:02What's up?
23:03Huh?
23:04No, I'm fine.
23:06Okay, man.
23:07You sure look fine.
23:08Hey, Mark Grayson!
23:12And I don't see Amber anywhere nearby to protect your sorry ass.
23:16Todd, please.
23:17Just don't...
23:19Don't?
23:21Don't what?
23:22Don't kick your ass again?
23:23Or what?
23:24Were you threatening me?
23:25Or do you need a replay of what happened last time, ass?
23:29Hit me.
23:31Go on.
23:32Hit me as hard as you can.
23:39Again.
23:43Again.
23:45Harder.
23:56Freak!
23:59Dude, what is up with you?
24:01I need something to punch.
24:03He just walked away, Mark.
24:05You missed your chance.
24:14Gunfire.
24:15Where'd the gunfire go?
24:18There.
24:24Oh, shit!
24:27Damn it.
24:31Let's go!
24:40You're not supposed to run with us, you idiot.
24:42You're supposed to stay behind so we can get away!
24:45You brought me along to protect you from the cops.
24:47I can't do that if I hang back and let them shoot me.
24:50Shut up and get us over the fence!
25:01Meant to do that!
25:13Meant to do that.
25:19Anything else?
25:34Get him!
25:47Huh, what about ass-kicker?
25:50No, it sounds willfully childish. What are you thinking?
25:54You look ridiculous.
25:58Let's get out of here.
26:07Honestly, I think you might have skipped a few steps, Mark.
26:11Seemed to work out just fine.
26:13It may not look like much, but you did far more damage down there than you needed to.
26:19I don't think you're ready.
26:21Hit me.
26:22What?
26:23Hit me now. Do it!
26:25I wasn't ready before, now I am, and I can take it.
26:29Come on.
26:31I'm not gonna hit you.
26:32You never hit me before, okay?
26:33It scared me, it wasn't too much, I could take the pain. I'm strong.
26:37I know you are.
26:38No, you don't! I know you think I can't do this!
26:41Hit me, and let me prove you wrong!
26:43Please, Dad!
26:44Please, just hit me!
26:46Oh, son.
26:47I'm strong enough, and I can do this.
26:50It's all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember.
26:53I want to do what you do.
26:56I want to be just like you.
27:02You will be, son.
27:05You will.
27:10Let me make this up to you.
27:15Follow me.
27:23You're taking me shopping?
27:25I am.
27:36Were you seen?
27:38Who are you talking to?
27:39Sorry, sorry, I just need to ask.
27:42Whoa.
27:44Prom dresses by day, indestructible super suits by night.
27:49I'm Art Rosenbaum, kid.
27:51Pleasure to finally meet you.
27:52I've heard so much about you.
27:55You too.
27:57Your dad's never mentioned me, has he?
27:59Well, I...
28:00He's a teenager, Art.
28:02He barely remembers anything he doesn't see in the mirror every morning.
28:05Wait, super suits?
28:07Am I getting a costume?
28:09Do you make Dad's costumes?
28:10He's a quick one, this kid.
28:12Can't have you running around in your pajamas all the time.
28:14Oh, man!
28:15Awesome!
28:16Wait, you already have one made for me?
28:18Is it a surprise?
28:18Usually we start with a conversation and I make something custom.
28:23But I do have one that might work.
28:28What do you think?
28:30Well, I don't know about the orange and yellow.
28:33It's pretty loud.
28:34Dad?
28:35Not your best work, Art.
28:37Can't blame a guy for trying to move unsold merchandise.
28:42I like the goggles.
28:43They'd keep the wind out of my eyes when I fly.
28:45But I was really, like, hoping for something more, uh, I don't know, iconic?
28:51Of course you were.
28:52That's what everyone wants.
28:54Iconic.
28:55A symbol.
28:57Something kids will draw on the margins of their notebooks while they daydream about being as cool as you.
29:02It's all so tough as hell to pull off.
29:05But listen, your dad being who he is, I'm willing to put a lot of elbow grease into this one.
29:10But I'm gonna need a little help from you.
29:13Have you decided on the name yet?
29:15I haven't really thought about it.
29:17Well, having a name helps.
29:19Darkwing has dark wings.
29:21The Red Rush is a red rush when he runs by you.
29:23You get it?
29:24You give me something to go on, I'll strive for Iconic.
29:27Think about it and get back to me.
29:34Mark?
29:42Mark?
29:52Mark?
30:06what the hell was that uh practicing my landings yeah i see that now yeah uh
30:15sorry about the art what are you doing i need practice mom i can't land well i can't fly all
30:22that fast i need to be better mark you need to sleep i need to practice honey it's the middle
30:28of the night i have work tomorrow you have school get inside right now make me does that make you
30:36feel strong to know i can't physically make you do something is that what you need this is important
30:48remember when you were little and we'd talk almost every night before you went to bed
30:52you'd tell me about whatever jerk made fun of your hair and i tell you about all the girl drama
30:58i
30:59lived through so you'd feel better i can't talk to you while we soar through the clouds but
31:05but i'm still here
31:09it used to be you and me and this crazy world-saving superpower father of yours
31:15now it's you and him and your boring old normal mom
31:20it's okay sweetheart i get it you have to move away from the normal life with me and get used
31:27to being
31:28something more like your dad yeah but see that's what i'm worried about i'm nothing like dad
31:35i'm more like you i'm nothing special oh like a knife to the heart with this one
31:44you know what i mean after everything he's done how can i possibly live up to all that
31:50who says you have to you don't have to be the greatest omni man ever you just have to be
31:57the greatest you what if the greatest me isn't enough mark you stupid boy how could the greatest
32:05you not be enough thank you i love my boring powerless everyday run-of-the-mill mom
32:12and i love my asshole son
32:28you seem tired
32:30i'm fine just got a lot of my mind i guess
32:37oh yeah so what is it you're just gonna keep prying if i'm evasive at all so um
32:45i'm scared dad what if i can't do this
32:53you hear it i do get ready
32:59were you nervous a little but you caught it i did
33:05being a superhero is no different this is the beginning of a long journey for you and
33:10me along the way you're gonna need to do things you don't want to do or might not think
33:16you can do it's okay to be scared it's natural to doubt yourself but if you can push through
33:23that and do what needs to be done you'll do just fine you think you can do that mark
33:30yeah
33:41son kids your age think they're invincible and it holds them back
33:45makes them careless the thing is you're different
33:49you actually are invincible
34:02got it okay kid let's get to work
34:18you can do it
34:21you can do it
34:28you can do it
34:31huh
34:32Oh, my God.
35:16Oh, my God.
35:37Oh, my God.
35:41Oh, my God.
35:42Crap.
35:53You guys think you might have bitten off more than you can chew?
35:56That building has a hole in it.
35:58Look!
36:03Holy shit!
36:22All clear?
36:23Woo!
36:26Oh, my God.
36:31Oh, my God.
36:35Oh, my God.
36:50You might as well give up.
36:52I'm...
36:59I just mean he is a fish person.
37:03I think you should maybe be nicer to him.
37:06It must be hard for him to make friends.
37:08He's got a whole awesome of friends.
37:10But you're right, I'll...
37:13RUN!
37:15I don't want to see fear in your eyes!
37:18The same fear!
37:19What?
37:20What is this?
37:22I'll do my best to make friends with the guy.
37:25Joseph!
37:26You promised!
37:27Huh?
37:28Oh, crap.
37:29How is this going to work if I can't hold your interest through one conversation?
37:34Hold my interest?
37:35Olga, please!
37:36You can't see things how I do.
37:38My perception is just as fast as I am.
37:40The briefest conversation with anyone seems like hours to me.
37:44It's agony!
37:48But with you, it's a gift.
37:52Your voice is like music.
37:55You're thoughtful, compassionate, beautiful woman.
37:58I hang on every word.
38:04You mean that?
38:05I do.
38:10That's...
38:11Guardian's emergency.
38:12I'm so very sound.
38:13I understand.
38:14I understand.
38:26Denver is toast, Immortal!
38:29I'm going out!
38:30And I'm taking the whole city with me!
38:33I've lined my suit with plutonium!
38:39When in doubt, throw them into space.
38:42Huh?
39:02Finally, some action!
39:11Holly, wait up!
39:13Please, Connie.
39:14Don't waste any more my time.
39:16This is good news!
39:17With our third quarter rollout of Havenstorm 4.0,
39:20our market share should rise by a minimum of 10%.
39:23We have a spectacular year ahead of us.
39:26The new rollout of Havenstorm was supposed to be free.
39:29I'm not worried about the shareholders' year.
39:31I want a spectacular year for the world.
39:36Don't you do enough for the world?
39:39None of us do.
39:51Come on!
39:53Come on!
39:54You're almost there!
39:55You've got to!
39:58You did it!
39:59You did it!
40:03Oh, crap!
40:05Sorry!
40:07Okay.
40:08Got it.
40:14Are you okay?
40:16I am fine.
40:17We did it.
40:18I never expanded myself to that extent.
40:21That was... intense.
40:25Oh, man.
40:26Take me with you.
40:27Come on.
40:28I can help.
40:28No, Nikki.
40:30You know, Guardian's business is too dangerous for human children.
40:37Oh, you're doing so good.
40:38That's it.
40:39Oh, yes.
40:40Like that.
40:40Like that.
40:41Keep going.
40:42Oh, yes.
40:43Yes, yes.
40:44Hold that.
40:44Hold that.
40:46What is that beeping?
40:50Uh, that's a wrap.
40:52Uh, great work, everyone.
41:06We're in.
41:07Uh, Sam.
41:09What?
41:10Darkwing.
41:11Don't worry about him.
41:12He can't be everywhere.
41:19Luckily, I don't have to be everywhere.
41:22Only where I'm needed.
41:47I know what's in this building, and I know who wants it.
41:50Tell me about your boss.
41:52We look like rats to you.
41:57I'll check back with you tomorrow.
42:02Wait, then.
42:27Darkwing, why did you call us here?
42:30Me?
42:31So none of us signaled the alert.
42:33Oh, God.
42:33What's going on?
42:34Is it bad?
42:38Huh?
42:54Oh, man.
42:56Oh, man.
42:56I don't know.
43:41I don't know.
44:12I don't know.
44:26Are you all right?
44:28I live.
44:28Someone must be controlling him.
44:31He would never do this.
44:33Regardless, it's him or us.
44:37I choose us.
45:27I don't know.
45:27I don't know.
45:35Why?
45:37Why?
45:58Why?
46:01Why?
46:13Why?
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