00:00Name the worst place to be at midnight on New Year's Eve.
00:04Jail.
00:05Jail.
00:08I wouldn't know.
00:09Oh, yes, you would.
00:12Name a state that might also be a woman's first name.
00:17Atlanta.
00:18Atlanta.
00:19You know you're gonna be on YouTube, don't you?
00:22Georgia.
00:24Georgia.
00:28Name something your mother-in-law has that's bigger than yours.
00:33Smile.
00:38It's up there.
00:39Shut up.
00:41Say her butt.
00:43Butt.
00:45A pretty woman winks at you at the bar while your wife is in the bathroom.
00:51What do you do?
00:53He took his hand off the table.
00:57He took his hand off the buzzer.
01:01No.
01:02Name something a divorced man hopes his ex-wife will do.
01:06Die.
01:10We're not divorced.
01:11Die.
01:15We add 100 married men.
01:18That's you to her.
01:20Tell me a part of your wife that's bigger than it should be.
01:29Steve, I'm gonna say her heart.
01:39Name something in your home that isn't working.
01:43My wife.
01:52Name a reason a man thinks his wife looks as young as she did the day he married her.
01:58Alcohol.
02:01That's the best answer I've ever heard.
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