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00:27To be continued...
00:30A cartel in modern history telling the Sherman Act to go fuck itself and an 80-year-old marketing campaign
00:34that linked compressed carbon to eternal love.
00:37They say a diamond is forever, but as recent events have borne out, forever isn't what it used to be.
01:27To be continued...
01:36What are you doing here?
01:38We live here.
01:39Coming for breakfast, Coop?
01:41Uh, you don't live here.
01:45Neither do you.
01:56Ah, the negotiator.
02:03Pass the syrup.
02:06The syrup.
02:08Go fuck yourself.
02:13You really ought to get better at sharing.
02:16Get out of here.
02:17Relax, Coop.
02:19We're all family.
02:20I'll fucking kill you.
02:22You can't kill me, Coop.
02:25Because you're already dead.
02:35Hey, look who's up.
02:39Hi, Daddy.
02:41Hey, kiddo.
02:42How are you feeling?
02:44Pretty good, actually.
02:46That's because the doctors gave you all that morphine.
02:50What?
02:51What?
02:52I saw it was too much.
02:54Can we get you anything?
02:55Water, please.
02:56Be great.
03:01The doc came by to see you, but he didn't want to wake you.
03:06How long was I out?
03:07Twelve hours.
03:08Jesus.
03:10I should get my ass kicked more open.
03:12They're out of Doritos, but I got...
03:14Oh, snap.
03:15Hey, Mr. Cooper.
03:16I thought you dumped him.
03:18Dad.
03:20He's still pretty out of it, so...
03:22I feel great.
03:23It's all good.
03:27Hello.
03:28Um.
03:31Bad time?
03:32Can I help you?
03:33I'm sorry.
03:34I'm Detective Rebecca Lynn.
03:35I was hoping to get a minute or two with Mr. Cooper.
03:39Another tennis injury.
03:41Not quite.
03:42Do you know her?
03:44She interviewed me about Paul.
03:46What about him?
03:47I have a few questions about last night.
03:50If you're up for it.
03:52Or I can come back later.
03:55Um, uh, so guys, why don't you take your reference to lunch?
03:59Well, Millie's doesn't open until noon.
04:01Then we will be the first ones there.
04:04Come on, everybody.
04:05Let's go.
04:16Uh, I usually prefer to do these interviews alone.
04:21Oh.
04:23Um.
04:27I'll go see Bernie.
04:29How's he doing?
04:30I'll let you know.
04:36Beautiful family you got there.
04:39You're too kind.
04:40What can I do for you?
04:41Why don't you tell me about last night?
04:43I don't remember much.
04:45Well, what do you remember?
04:47I remember getting jumped.
04:50It's a weird one, though, no?
04:53I don't have a whole hell of a lot to compare it to, so...
04:56Well, for starters, the assailants didn't take anything.
04:59Which is a little unusual.
05:00Uh, okay.
05:01Maybe Barney getting hit by the car might have thrown a wrench into things.
05:05So you do remember something after all.
05:07And I will be talking to Mr. Choi later.
05:11To be honest with you, Mr. Cooper, this attack doesn't feel random to me at all.
05:16It feels like you were targeted.
05:18Why would anyone want to target me?
05:20Why would anyone kill Paul Levitt?
05:22I don't see the connection.
05:23You know, I used to be a cop in the Bronx.
05:27Violent crimes were a dime a dozen.
05:29But not here.
05:30This is a very quiet town.
05:32We don't see a lot of violent crimes here at all.
05:35And in the past few days, a man was brutally murdered in his home.
05:40A man who you recently fought with.
05:42Wasn't a fight.
05:42And then you were attacked and beaten with gusto right there on Main Street.
05:46With no apparent motive.
05:48And your friend Barney is down the hall picking pavement out of his teeth.
05:52Again, I failed to see the connection here.
05:55It's you, Mr. Cooper.
05:57You're the connection.
05:59It seems to me that being your friend is a dangerous proposition.
06:04Does that mean we're not going to be friends?
06:10I heard you left your job a month back.
06:13A fairly common occurrence.
06:15You just said you left your job as a cop in the Bronx.
06:17Why'd you do that?
06:19Quality of life.
06:20Hey, same thing.
06:22Except you were fired.
06:23Semantics.
06:24Where were you coming back from last night?
06:27Jersey.
06:28Took our oldest to see colleges.
06:34Look, I'm just going to cut to it right here.
06:37I don't know you very well.
06:40The sense I get from you is...
06:42You're a man on a downward spiral.
06:45In desperate need of a lifeline.
06:49Now, I'm here, right now.
06:52Offering you that lifeline.
06:55Whatever it is you got yourself into.
06:59I can help.
07:10The thing is...
07:13At some point, you're going to cross a line.
07:16And I'm not going to be able to help you anymore.
07:19And when that time comes...
07:22All I'll be able to do is...
07:24Take you down.
07:30Well, that is food for thought.
07:32Thanks for coming by, Detective.
07:35Thank you for your time.
07:48Let go okay?
07:50Yeah.
07:51I mean, you know, pro forma stuff.
07:53Just fill in the blanks.
07:56How's Barney?
07:58He's banged up and he'll recover.
08:01Listen, can we talk about what happened last night?
08:03I want to...
08:04Maybe not right now.
08:11Yeah, okay.
08:15I'm going to go.
08:18They're almost ready to discharge you.
08:20They can come back and get you.
08:21No, come on.
08:22It just...
08:23I can have Allie do it.
08:24Be with the kids.
08:26Yes.
08:27Yes.
08:35Hey, Billy.
08:40I guess we really should have just kept on driving in the opposite direction, huh?
08:46Get some rest.
09:00A paper shadow in a house of stone.
09:05The wooden flag of a drifting dream boat.
09:11I never knew how far the ride was going to go.
09:15Till I look back at the smoke.
09:19You can't keep up with the Joneses.
09:24Don't want to run for the roses.
09:39Don't want to run for the roses.
09:44Don't want to run for the roses.
09:50I got my pocket full of roses.
09:55Put my pocket full of roses.
09:57I chose it.
10:20Why do you smell nice?
10:23I'm trying something new.
10:24You hate it?
10:25Nah, I didn't say that.
10:27What did we get?
10:28Lab reports.
10:29The murder weapon was a .38.
10:31Same gun.
10:32All three shots.
10:32And the wife's gun was a .22.
10:34Yep.
10:35And she was telling the truth.
10:36Her piece has never been fired.
10:39But what is it?
10:40It was a Taurus TX .22.
10:42No, no, no.
10:43The scent.
10:43It's musky.
10:44Balsam breeze.
10:45It's made from real balsam oil and cedar.
10:48Okay.
10:49What else?
10:50And citrus notes, I think.
10:53Oh, yes.
10:55The gunshot residue report showed that the victim also fired a weapon.
10:59But there were no additional bullets or casings on the scene.
11:03So we either hit something or someone fled or we're missing something.
11:09Yep.
11:11I have the office reaching out to the local hospitals to see if any gunshot victims have been admitted.
11:16Murderers don't usually check themselves into the ER.
11:18Do you like Cooper for this?
11:21I don't know if I like him for this, but I...
11:23I like him for something.
11:26You smell like a Christmas tree.
11:32Yeah.
11:32So they go to the best buy city and buy these discs to be eternal.
11:37And then they change them to the most old ones, and they return them.
11:43And they return them.
11:44They then sell them new ones in the red with the ganancias.
11:47And this story ends with your friend Mickey buying a new house to his mom.
11:51No.
11:52That's fine.
11:53They verified the number of series, they gave them their card.
11:56They die and have it to work.
11:56And they did get it.
11:58And they stop the stuff.
12:02And they do.
12:10They did get it.
12:18What's that?
12:20They stole their card.
12:22His brother.
12:23Is that stupid?
12:23Oh no.
12:25What?
12:26It's a joke.
12:29It's a joke.
12:29But if you look good.
12:32What do you want, Feli?
12:34No, thanks.
12:36I'm going to leave the guy here and give me my money and I'm going.
12:40What is he talking about?
12:42He doesn't know.
12:43Oh, crap.
12:45I did a pair of supplies.
12:47That's it.
12:48That's it.
12:49That would be all.
12:50But the guy left the mercantile.
12:52The fuck Poli was chasing me.
12:56Oh, man.
12:58Listen to the siren.
12:59He gets so scared that he shoots and shoots the fucking car.
13:02Where he shoots?
13:04Is it the best part?
13:06Tell him.
13:07At least.
13:10The fucking Shamu's going to be high as this one.
13:13The fuck is good.
13:16Okay, how many?
13:18Do you tell me?
13:18You know, I'm going to say 150,000.
13:23What a hell.
13:26In reality, it would be 175.
13:29And the next week, it would be 200 or more.
13:32The interest of you will kill.
13:34Oye, and me...
13:35It's a number that's so high.
13:39But I can't let this shit happen.
13:42Or if...
13:43Or if...
13:45Okay.
13:47No problem.
13:49Yo responderé.
13:52¿Tú responderás?
13:53Sí, así es.
14:01Y me decían que limpiaba retretes en tierra de Dios.
14:05¿Cómo el diablo me va a buscar ese dinero?
14:07Es un asunto tuyo.
14:13Tú sabes que siempre me gustaste, Elena.
14:16Estaba loco por ti allá en Santiago.
14:21Y como tenemos una historia, yo no te cobro de interés.
14:26You gave me the principal by...
14:30For next week, and I'll...
14:32Let our Billy go here live to fight another day.
14:43Pero son tan sabrosas.
14:45¿Tú sabes que ellos hacen 10.000 millones de estas al día?
14:50La economía de escala y todo eso.
14:53Eso es la vaina.
14:56Bueno.
14:58Nos vemos, cabroncito.
15:02Y Elena, sí.
15:05Quiere ganarte un par de billetitos más.
15:08Tú sabes que siempre tengo un lugar para ti.
15:14Y...
15:16Muérete, Feli.
15:29Ay, pues sí.
15:40$150,000.
15:43¿Qué tú estabas pensando?
15:46¿Qué carajo te pasa?
15:47¿Y qué? Dime.
15:49Tú hiciste reparto para Giselle, Ira o Año.
15:52¿Qué es Santiago, coño?
15:54Aquí nosotros tenemos opciones.
15:56Mentira.
15:57Puede que tú sí.
16:20¡Gracias!
16:33No, no.
16:37¿Puedo hacer esto?
16:38Claro, no.
16:42¿Qué?
16:53Hey, Andy.
16:55Hey.
16:57Gracias por venir.
16:58¿Estás mal?
16:59No puedo ir más.
17:01Y me acuerdo que divertía.
17:03¿Estás bien?
17:04¿Tienes un licencia?
17:05Claro.
17:06Bueno, tecnicamente está expiado, pero sí.
17:09¿Quieres ir a casa?
17:10No.
17:15Solo intentaré mantenerlo en la calle.
17:20¿Y esa detección?
17:22Lynn, sí.
17:23Sí.
17:24Ella vino por la casa.
17:26¿Era?
17:26Sí.
17:28Dice.
17:29Dice que te vino el día de la noche Paula levió.
17:31Dice que te iba conmigo.
17:34¿De acuerdo?
17:35No.
17:36Oye, escucha.
17:37Dice que no tengo nada que ver con la muerte Paula, ¿no?
17:39De nada.
17:40Sé que no eres un asesino.
17:43Y aunque si lo eres,
17:45eres el único que tengo.
17:52No es bien.
18:17hiya hey oh my god you weren't kidding I know I know
18:26the amount of paperwork it takes to put one man into the ground it's just mind-boggling
18:30well put me to work okay well can I get you something to drink I'll just uh I'll just
18:37have a cheese up you know what just all of this oh yeah how do you know you have to
18:44apply for a
18:45death certificate it's a mess I mean I guess it's all a good distraction for grieving widows but
18:50honestly I'm not sure I'm grieving that's fair how long do you have to stay here the cops aren't done
18:57at the house okay how are you holding up I just I can't really get my arms around it I
19:11mean
19:13everyone knows that Paul and I were not on great terms and now I have to host his memorial
19:21and what are people going to say to me I know you hated his fucking guts but here's a casserole
19:25I fucking hate casseroles duly noted no casseroles
19:31thank you do you think there's such a thing as widow imposter syndrome oh yeah I think there's
19:36everything imposter syndrome I mean a part of me is sad of course of course but you know
19:43whenever I think about being pitied by everyone it makes me want to walk in front of a bus
19:48I mean he can't even die without putting me through one last indignity I mean hats off to you Paul
19:54hell of a power move but sorry I don't mean to unload on you I know excited no I heard
20:00about
20:00coop ridiculous no how is he doing he's a little beat up but he'll live god who would want to
20:06hurt
20:06coop besides me wait what did he do I'm kidding oh I'm actually worried about him I feel like he's
20:15going through something it's not your job to fix that I know but you live with a person long enough
20:23if you develop a private language and just because you're not married anymore it's not like you wake
20:29up and suddenly forget how to speak it we were just in Princeton doing the college tour with Tori
20:36like um little time capsule SSA 721 well I don't understand the funeral director shouldn't the funeral
20:49director do this yeah that goes into that pile that's called other people's shit
20:58oh god look uh right here petition for probate in legalese that means we need more wine
21:08yeah I'm an expert now excuse me
21:2050 bucks says no one knows how to play that thing
21:25did you do something different with your hair
21:27I have a thing later well it's good that you nixed the scent
21:30I knew you hated it yeah I did
21:36how'd it go with the uh girlfriend misty nothing seismic a bit of a stereotypical second wife
21:43seemed pretty broken up over the deceased although she's probably mourning the new
21:48Range Rover she'll never get to drive what about you you got any hits forensics found trace blood
21:54and the ammonia not a match for Paul oh looks like our guy must have put up a fight
22:00in the hospitals no gunshot wounds but still someone else
22:06let on our crime scene and then cleaned it up
22:12I honestly don't understand why anyone has kids
22:16come on you never thought about it no I want a whole bunch of kids
22:23well first let's find you a woman you can stay with for more than two months
22:26that's not fair sometimes they dump me
22:31what is that
22:34I believe they called that a plush
22:41it's a nanny can
22:46what do you think you'll find on that
22:47probably nothing but it's worth a look
23:06what is that
23:07hello Héctor
23:07hey Jesus mio
23:09que carajo tu esta aqui
23:11se nos respondia en mi llamada
23:13tu no tienes ni idea la mienda que me cayo encima
23:15de ese asesinato me llama medio mundo al día para actualizar el sistema de alarma
23:19todo en westbound village
23:20bueno para eso que negocio te va bien entonces
23:24venga pasó algo
23:26como que
23:28dijeron que hubo un robo que salió mal
23:30yo ni he entrado a esa casa
23:32y obviamente yo nunca mataba a nadie es una locura Héctor
23:37y es George Clooney
23:39claro que no
23:40Coop tampoco fue
23:42como tu lo sabes
23:43porque yo lo conozco
23:45te quedamos con el
23:47santo dio por favor
23:49si bueno lo único que se es que
23:51no duermo pensando en las cagadas que hacen tu y ese gringo
23:54solo me lo he hecho y pienso si esta la noche cuando la caga y lo pesquen
23:57no usted tiene que preocuparte por mi
23:59si yo no estoy preocupado
24:01no se como me comenziste a meterme en esta mierda
24:03no soy malincuente Elena
24:05mira yo entiendo tu miedo
24:07pero yo te aseguro yo lo tengo controlado
24:11me salgo
24:12y si fuera tu
24:12tambien me saldria
24:17Chivo le debe a Feli
24:18150 mil dolares
24:21mierda
24:22y tu lo sabia carajo
24:25no
24:27sube que Chivo esta jangueando con ese tiro
24:28no nada mas
24:29y no se te ocurrio avisarme ni nada
24:31a ti te esta yendo bien no creia que te jodiera
24:33pero si tu me hubieras dicho quizas yo podia evitarlo
24:37asi que es mi culpa
24:41a ti va tu casa Elena
24:58so Miss Lovett
25:00I thought you might wanna
25:01revise your statement
25:17we're gonna need to take a closer look at that coup character
25:21yep
25:26yeah these people
25:28you think she knows more than she's letting on
25:33okay
25:44hey
25:51hey
25:52hey
26:21hey
26:22great show
26:23thanks
26:26can i give you a ride
26:31yeah
26:37how's the cake
26:37all right
26:39yeah
26:39good
26:40yeah
26:41yeah
26:41yeah
27:42She turned out to be right.
27:43Hey, she wasn't right.
27:45What you went through, what you're going through, it's not your fault.
27:50It's nice of you to say.
27:53Hey, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have had any fun in high school.
27:57I was a boring football playing math lead.
27:59And you, you were fearless.
28:03I was unmedicated.
28:05I admired you.
28:06I still do.
28:08Is that why you come into my shows?
28:10To admire me?
28:11I loved seeing you up there.
28:13You look like yourself again.
28:15What does that look like?
28:19Like someone who always does the thing I want to, but can't.
28:23I've heard you, I destroy you.
28:28I'm sorry.
28:30I'm not behind you.
28:31I'm only alone.
28:33I think that it's a better way.
28:36I lost you.
28:38I lost you.
28:41I'm sorry.
28:42I'm sorry.
28:43I'm sorry.
28:46I'm sorry.
28:47I lost you.
29:00Oh, fuck.
29:05Oh, fuck.
29:13Shit.
29:14God damn it.
29:27God damn it.
29:30Look at that.
29:31Most expensive thing they had in a gift shop.
29:32It was either this or a balloon bouquet, so...
29:42Can I get you anything?
29:44Who are those guys?
29:46I have no idea.
29:48Fuck you.
29:51Barney, come on.
29:52Believe me, I don't know who those fucking guys were.
29:54The thing is, Coop, I don't believe you.
29:58Something's been going on with you, man.
29:59I don't know what it is or why you won't tell me.
30:02But I've been trying to help you, and all you do is lie to me.
30:05Look, Barney, it's not like...
30:06You handed me a brick of cash.
30:07Barney, come on.
30:08Don't bullshit me!
30:17I'm just trying to protect you.
30:19Well, nice work.
30:22You should go.
30:24What are you talking about?
30:25I'd really appreciate it, if you left.
30:27I'm just trying to protect you.
30:41Good morning.
30:42Dad?
30:43Nandoz?
30:44Good morning.
30:44You know, Ryan had a date last night?
30:46Oh, yeah, I had a gel.
30:49How was it?
30:51You didn't make it.
30:52It's all right, Arthur.
30:53Sometimes we got to work late, Dad.
30:56Can we get to work, please?
30:58Mm-hmm.
31:00Hey, I made eggs.
31:02That's it.
31:02You made eggs?
31:09So, anything usable in that little dumpster dive?
31:12Yes, actually.
31:13I found the blood sample.
31:15Andrew Cooper's blood matched the trace in the ammonia at the crime scene.
31:21Say that again?
31:22Lab just called me. It was a match.
31:24And we're sitting here talking about your date?
31:27We got to go. This is huge.
31:29I didn't actually go on the date.
31:31Fernandez, come on.
32:13Mrs. Levitt.
32:14The guests are starting to arrive.
32:23Hi, sweetheart.
32:24I'm so sorry.
32:26I'm so terribly sorry.
32:29Bye.
32:34Thanks for coming.
32:48Thank you so much.
32:52Oh, honey.
32:53You're okay.
32:54You're right here.
32:55I love you.
33:15Hey.
33:17Thank God you're here.
33:18Oh.
33:20We're so sorry, Sam.
33:21Thanks, Nick.
33:22How are you doing?
33:23I haven't started drinking yet.
33:25Oh, thank you.
33:25You're right in the home.
33:27Paul's mom came up from Florida.
33:29Either she's gone senile, or he never told her we were divorcing.
33:35Either way, it's incredibly awkward.
33:37Yikes.
33:37Yeah.
33:38Well, at least I'm handling it better than some people.
33:40Oh, thank you.
33:43You're so sorry.
33:44Yeah.
33:45I guess I can't blame Misty.
33:48I mean, it's a target-rich environment with a built-in spotlight.
33:51Why not shop for the next man while the dirt's still settling on your list?
33:54You gotta admire the efficiency.
34:00You know what?
34:01I think I'm ready to start drinking.
34:03Say no more?
34:05Yeah.
34:06I got you.
34:10Hey.
34:38Hey.
34:45Hey.
34:47Hey.
34:50Hey.
34:52Hey.
34:58I don't know. Leave them on.
35:46It was a beautiful service.
35:48Thanks.
35:50How you doing?
35:52I'm doing great, Coop.
35:55You need anything?
35:56Hey, let me know when you're ready for the hard stuff.
36:00Okay.
36:00Coop?
36:01Can I grab you later? We should talk.
36:06Great.
36:07Thank you so much.
36:08I'm coming!
36:11Oh, my God! I'm coming!
36:16Miss Cooper.
36:18Detective.
36:20Is Mr. Cooper home?
36:21No, he's not.
36:23We got a warrant to search the premises.
36:26I'm not wearing any pants.
36:29I see that.
36:32And you are?
36:33I'm just a friend.
36:36Sure.
36:36Mark.
36:42Yeah.
36:43Is there anyone else in the house?
36:45No.
36:46Okay, then.
36:48Let's go!
36:49Let's go!
37:00I'm not going unless I can bring friends.
37:02Hey, Cole, sweet.
37:03We're doing August in the Hamptons anyway.
37:05I can't believe you've never been to Yankee Stadium.
37:08I'm a Met fan.
37:08I'm sorry.
37:09Oh, that's not nice.
37:11Hey, fellas.
37:12Coop!
37:12Hey!
37:13Oh, man.
37:15How are you feeling?
37:17Uh, sore all over.
37:18Yeah, shit.
37:19I know the spot in the city, cryotherapy.
37:22Incredible.
37:23I'll send you the link.
37:24What is that, like ice baths?
37:25No, it's actually way better.
37:26I started doing it back in Hokkaido.
37:28The Japanese know what's up.
37:31What did these douchebags look like, anyway?
37:33They looked like two guys beating the shit out of me.
37:36You know, for the money we pay in taxes, you'd think the cops would be more on top of this.
37:40First Paul, now this.
37:42Property values are going to get shaky.
37:44I know.
37:44Diane's been refreshing Zillow every hour.
37:46It's her new thing.
37:48Anyone hear how Barney's doing?
37:49You see him, Coop?
37:50Yeah, he's hanging in there.
37:53Well, considering what happened, Samantha may not want to live in that big house anymore.
37:58Oh, you really think she'll sell?
37:59That's a nice fucking house, too.
38:01I don't know, but murder homes trade for 25% below market.
38:05Maybe less.
38:06Jesus Christ.
38:07No shit.
38:08I mean, putting that whole rec room in the basement right before they split?
38:11You think I feel weird about living in a murder house?
38:14For 25% below market?
38:16You'd get over it.
38:17Hmm.
38:32McNeil, Russo, upstairs with me.
38:34We'll start in the bedroom.
38:35I just got it.
38:37We'll start in the bedroom.
39:13Here.
39:29here
39:31god you must hate me
39:33I mean I would hate me too
39:37he told me things were over between you two
39:39and I just
39:43I really loved him
39:44you know
39:45yeah
39:46I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together
39:49and now he's
39:52yeah that's hard
39:53how's Henry
39:54can I see him
39:56Samantha
39:56they're almost out of profiterals
39:59Paul would have wanted his guests to have dessert
40:02thanks Pamela
40:03I'll let them know
40:03Pamela it is so good to finally meet you
40:07oh I loved your son so much
40:10he'd be so happy to know that we're finally meeting
40:13I'm sorry dear
40:15who are you
40:16Pamela
40:17this is Misty
40:18the woman your son was fucking before he passed
40:20I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
40:36I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
40:36I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
40:36I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
40:37I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
40:38I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
40:40I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
40:44I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I
40:50Lois, where are you?
40:52Basement.
40:54You better want to see this.
40:56Detective Lynn.
41:00What?
41:09Well, shit.
41:11Yep.
41:13Hey, Geek.
41:14Hey.
41:16Walk with me.
41:18Okay.
41:25So that detective called me.
41:27Yeah?
41:28She doesn't think it was a mugging.
41:30Yeah, I know.
41:32Who was the guy in the car coup?
41:35I have no idea.
41:37Okay.
41:38Whatever is happening with you right now seems like a really bad time to shut me out.
41:42Thanks, but I don't need you worrying about me.
41:45Your kids.
41:46Our kids.
41:47They watched their father get the shit beaten out of them.
41:50That's not trauma they're going to recover from.
41:52Okay, well, what about me?
41:53What about my trauma?
41:54Yeah, tell me.
41:56Tell me what is happening.
41:58I'm trying to be here for you, but you got to give me something.
42:02No.
42:03What?
42:04Okay.
42:08I have to take this.
42:09Yep.
42:11God.
42:16Hey, Callie, you know, this is not a great time.
42:19I didn't know what to do.
42:20They just came in.
42:21Who did?
42:22What are you talking about?
42:23Slow down.
42:23The cops.
42:25They had a warrant.
42:26Fuck, I didn't know what to do.
42:29What about the cops?
42:30Andy.
42:32They're coming.
42:39Do you guys know Fisher?
42:41Something looks different about him.
42:43I did his chin.
42:44Oh.
42:45Oh.
42:46Nice.
42:48Hey.
42:49Uh, Kat, can I talk to you for a second?
42:50Heard about what happened.
42:51You doing okay, Coop?
42:52Yeah, I'll be fine.
42:54You did a real number on you, huh?
42:55Sure did, yeah.
42:58Kat, uh, quick second.
43:00Sure, what's up?
43:01Not here.
43:08What is it?
43:09Uh, I need a lawyer.
43:12I'm a suspect in Paul's murder.
43:15How's that?
43:17What?
43:17It's complicated.
43:19I do this for a living.
43:21Yeah.
43:21Yeah.
43:23I was sleeping with Sam.
43:26Oh.
43:27And I got into a fairly public disagreement with Paul a few days prior to his death.
43:33Oh, Nick's party.
43:34Don mentioned something about that.
43:35So you have to be my lawyer.
43:37I'm innocent if it makes any difference.
43:39Coop, I can't take your case.
43:40Of course you can.
43:41No, no, seriously.
43:42Sam and I are friends.
43:44Well, aren't we friends?
43:45Of course.
43:46Well, then take the goddamn case.
43:47I will help you, of course.
43:49But it can't be me.
43:51Okay, call my office tomorrow.
43:52I'll connect you with Rob Barrow, a colleague of mine.
43:54No, it has to be you.
43:56Coop.
43:57You're the best there is.
43:59You have to take this case.
44:00As a friend of Sam's, it's a potential conflict of interest.
44:02Okay, Kat.
44:04I don't think I'm being clear.
44:05When I say you have to take this case, it's not me asking.
44:08I'm telling you, you're going to take my case.
44:10Because if you don't, I will tell Dom that you are fucking your daughter's boyfriend.
44:17And I don't think that's going to sit very well with Alyssa either, will it?
44:24What are you doing, Coop?
44:25What I have to.
44:29Also, I won't be able to pay your retainer up front, but you can bill me for it when this
44:32is all over.
44:33Fuck you.
44:36I'm going to take that as a yes.
44:38Yes.
44:55It's close now.
45:01I'm going to close you.
45:02Cheers.
45:02Cheers.
45:05Cheers.
45:13Cheers.
45:14Cheers.
45:16Cheers.
45:18Cheers.
45:19Cheers.
45:19Cheers.
45:20Cheers.
45:21Cheers.
45:21Cheers.
45:39Andrew Cooper, you're under arrest for the murder of Paul Leavitt.
46:02Oh, Lord, I've seen the sun from here, and oh, as I fade away, they'll all look at me and
46:16say, and they'll say, hey, look at him, I'll never live that way, but that's okay, it's just a fresh
46:28change.
46:41And when you feel like pain was living, you got to stand up and take a look around, you look
46:49up way to the sky, yeah, and when your deepest thoughts are broken, keep on dreaming, boy, cause when you
47:00stop dreaming, it's time to die.
47:05And if we all play myself tomorrow, I know some ways we'll walk and other ways we'll play, yeah, but
47:18I know we can't, I'll stay here forever, oh, so I want to rise.
47:24And my words are the best of the day, and I'll paint it up.
47:32It might seem ironic, after breaking into houses every week for the past couple months, that I'd get pinched for
47:38a crime I didn't commit.
47:40But lately I'd had this sinking feeling.
47:43It's how I imagine those Lehman fuckers felt in 2008, or how Bankman Freed felt 15 years later, hiding out
47:49in the Bahamas while he waited for someone to notice the $8 billion hole he had punched in the economy.
47:55Kat Resnick, I'll be representing Mr. Cooper.
48:01I need you some more.
48:06I need you some more.
48:09I need you some more.
48:28what you have here is a glut of circumstantial evidence to say nothing of the fact that you
48:32served a warrant to a woman who suffers from a mental illness and was thus not competent
48:36to receive it she's not on the lease to the house she doesn't even pay rent we'll have
48:40this case thrown out before the weekend we found this in mr cooper's car what's that
49:06I knew tomorrow I'd be thinking about the kids about Mel and about the possibility of 25 to life
49:13but the worst thing that could have possibly happened it finally happened
49:19and spending the night in that cell was the first honest thing I could remember doing in a while
49:24or maybe I was just exhausted from the effort of it all I don't know
49:30either way that night was the first night in a long time
49:35I managed to get some sleep
49:48so
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