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00:00So, from a structuralist point of view, I think your plan is clear and effective.
00:04But maybe if we looked at it from another perspective, we...
00:07Jess! Get out of here!
00:10Mom, I'm in the middle of class. I...
00:12What the hell do you think you're doing? Ignoring our calls?
00:15Dad, stop! I'm in class!
00:17Not anymore!
00:18What are you guys doing?
00:20No! Stop! Let me go!
00:22I have to go back to class!
00:23Stop it! No! Stop!
00:25Stop! Not. Any. More!
00:30Stop!
00:31Dad!
00:33You're marrying that old Chandler geezer today instead of Ruby.
00:37You sold me off to him?
00:40You took his money and now I have to pay for it?
00:44He wants Ruby, not me!
00:51My sister's bitter because I'm marrying Paul Wilson.
00:54He's giving our family five million.
00:57And she has to marry the old broke geezer.
01:01Look at this ungrateful little brat.
01:04Our family gave her everything.
01:07But she only thinks about herself.
01:09You owe us marry him.
01:12End of story.
01:16Everything I got came with strings attached.
01:23How dare you glare at me?
01:25Agh!
01:31You got some nerve!
01:33Do I need to teach you a lesson?
01:34No!
01:35No!
01:36I'll marry him.
01:40But we're finished.
01:42From this moment on,
01:44I don't owe any of you.
01:46A damn thing.
01:51Get out of my way.
02:09Hey, good morning!
02:15Please, don't tell me that's him.
02:19Can I still run?
02:27You are one of the Rogers girls, right?
02:32My beautiful, my gorgeous
02:37granddaughter-in-law!
02:42Oh, thank God.
02:43He's the grandfather.
02:46Great!
02:47My grandson was supposed to be here,
02:49but he got hung up,
02:50so I thought I would come
02:52and meet you myself.
02:54Well, Grandpa,
02:57is there any way to get an Uber around you?
02:59My suitcase is a little heavy.
03:00Uber?
03:01I'm afraid we're a little too far off
03:03for that to work, all right?
03:04But don't worry.
03:05I've got a sweet ride for us.
03:13Yep, hop in.
03:15Real comfortable.
03:19Or would you like to ride in the back?
03:46I guess, as you can see,
03:48well, for our living,
03:49we collect recyclables.
03:50So, the place gets kind of rough.
03:53I hope that's okay.
03:55It is rough,
03:56but life's what we make it.
03:58I'll make ours better.
04:00Now, look,
04:01if you don't agree with that,
04:02then I understand, all right?
04:03You can change your mind if you want.
04:05I mean, I won't try to stop you.
04:08No, no, no.
04:09There's nothing shameful
04:11about making an honest living.
04:12And, you know,
04:13I'm in school for business development,
04:14so maybe I could help
04:16with some improvements.
04:17Really?
04:19My grandson,
04:21he just hit the jackpot.
04:33But who hit the jackpot, Grandpa?
04:37Wait.
04:38The old, ugly junkyard boss
04:40looks like this.
04:42Does he moonlight as a model or something?
04:46Hi.
04:46I'm Ray Chandler.
04:48What?
04:53Oh, oh, um, yeah,
04:54I'm, I'm Jess.
04:57Nice to meet you.
05:01Is this real gold?
05:03Yeah, the paper gets soggy,
05:04but, uh,
05:05gold lasts.
05:09This has got to be worth,
05:10like, $1,500.
05:15You carry your own
05:16$1,500 business cards
05:18and that's what you have to say?
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:25There's got to be, like,
05:26hundreds of them in here.
05:31Well, this looks like
05:32the key to a Porsche.
05:39They're real?
05:40Yeah, downtown's pretty far,
05:42so if you need that
05:43to run any errands in,
05:44you can definitely take it.
05:46Or if you'd like, you know.
05:54Oops.
05:57So, the, um,
05:59yeah, the BMW's good for the rain.
06:01Yeah, the rolls,
06:03great for napping in,
06:03and then,
06:04and this one's a Ferrari.
06:06It's good for shopping,
06:07doing errands,
06:07that sort of thing.
06:08And if you don't like those,
06:10I can give you a more low-key option.
06:12How about, uh,
06:14Ben's,
06:14or, hey, Lincoln.
06:17Lincoln's are great, yeah.
06:18I thought we were supposed
06:19to be living off the recyclables.
06:21Yes, we are.
06:25Is that a three-million-dollar Lamborghini?
06:29Hauling trash?
06:32Why not?
06:33Lamborghini started out
06:34making tractors.
06:35I'm just letting them
06:36do honest work again.
06:40The junkyard I married into
06:42is actually a recycling empire?
06:48Well, we've got
06:49over a hundred plants
06:50across the United States.
06:52This one, of course,
06:53is one of the smaller ones.
06:56You have over a hundred?
06:58How much money
06:59are you bringing in every year?
07:01From recycling alone,
07:0330, 40 million.
07:05Nothing crazy.
07:06From recycling alone?
07:08How many businesses
07:09do you guys have?
07:10Yeah, we're in construction,
07:12materials, energy,
07:14transportation.
07:15We're all over.
07:17Jesus.
07:19If it weren't for the CL Group,
07:20you guys would have
07:21the largest operation
07:22in the country.
07:23CL Group?
07:26That's us.
07:27What?
07:29The world's largest skyscraper.
07:32You built that?
07:35Here you go.
07:36This card,
07:37it has 10 billion on it
07:38and you can buy
07:38whatever you want
07:39and if you need more,
07:40just ask.
07:40No, no, goodness,
07:42that is way too much.
07:44Just give me
07:45a daily allowance.
07:47Um, okay,
07:48how does 800 per day sound?
07:50No, no,
07:52200 would be just fine.
07:56Uh, okay,
07:58if you insist.
08:08200,000 per day?
08:11Oh, I knew,
08:12I knew that wasn't enough.
08:14All right?
08:15Don't be stingy.
08:17Put a couple zeros in there.
08:19Give me,
08:19just a little more.
08:20No, no, no, no,
08:21no, please.
08:22This is more than enough.
08:26I mean,
08:26with all the new information
08:27I learned,
08:27I think my head's spinning
08:29so if you give me any more,
08:30I'd probably be an ambulance.
08:33All right then,
08:35um,
08:35why don't I take you outside
08:36and get some fresh air?
08:44Uh,
08:45you might want to hold on
08:46a bit tighter.
08:46This thing doesn't have seat belts.
08:50I'm fine.
08:51Okay.
08:54Whoa!
09:17I was only holding on so tight
09:19because you were driving
09:20like a maniac.
09:21Yeah.
09:28Is this a limited edition
09:29Harley-Davidson?
09:31Isn't this worth,
09:32like,
09:3250 million dollars?
09:33Yeah,
09:34it's, uh,
09:34dirt cheap, right?
09:36You think 50 million
09:37is dirt cheap?
09:42Oh!
09:50Be careful.
09:52Thanks.
09:53Yeah.
09:55Hey, hey, hey!
09:57No, come on.
10:00I,
10:01I can walk by myself.
10:03Look, don't move.
10:04I've got you.
10:23We were thinking you could bring
10:24your new husband home
10:25for mom's birthday.
10:26What do you think?
10:27Mm-hmm.
10:28I'm not going back.
10:29I know you're worried
10:31that your sister
10:32will outshine you,
10:33but we still need to meet
10:34your new husband,
10:35don't we?
10:36Dad says you have to come home
10:38unless you're ready
10:38to cut ties completely.
10:41Family's still family.
10:43Are we really doing this?
10:45Cutting each other off for good?
10:47I'll go with you.
11:00It's beautiful here.
11:02Yeah.
11:04I'm glad you like it.
11:06My great-grandfather
11:07actually built it.
11:09And
11:11there's actually
11:12only one key.
11:13I want to give it to you.
11:15I want you to feel like
11:16this place is home to you.
11:18No, we just met.
11:28I'll take good care of it.
11:30I promise.
11:40Look at that car.
11:42Ruby really knows
11:43how to pick on it.
11:44No kidding.
11:44Paul's a senior manager
11:46at CL Group.
11:47The writers are set
11:48for life now.
11:49Mom, Dad, we're back.
11:52Hello, darling.
11:55A little something for you,
11:57Mrs. Rogers.
11:59Oh, my.
12:00Happy birthday.
12:02Is this the custom
12:04high-end model?
12:05Paul, you must have spent
12:06a hundred thousand dollars.
12:08You spoil me.
12:15Now that's quality.
12:17You're the pride
12:18of the family, Paul.
12:19Oh, nice.
12:24Oh, the junkyard bride
12:27decided to show.
12:28Could two sisters
12:29really be so far apart?
12:34You show up alone
12:35empty-handed.
12:36Do you know what?
12:37Have any idea
12:37how this looks?
12:39Relax, Dad.
12:40Her husband's probably
12:41elbow-deep in a dumpster
12:42somewhere.
12:42You can't really expect
12:43much from either of them.
12:46Typical no class,
12:47no manners,
12:48no gifts.
12:49I should have known.
12:55I made these for you all.
12:57It's crystals for protection.
12:59I thought maybe
13:00they could keep you
13:00and I'd say.
13:02Oh, my God.
13:03Are those from
13:04a farmer's market
13:04or something?
13:05My niece makes
13:06better jewelry
13:07in kindergarten.
13:10The Rogers raised her
13:11for 25 years,
13:12and this is what they get.
13:13Pathetic.
13:18Disgraceful!
13:19You and your trash
13:20picker husband.
13:21Perfect match!
13:23One man's trash
13:24is another man's treasure,
13:26Get out!
13:27Now!
13:28You heard her.
13:29Get out!
13:30We don't have a daughter
13:31this shameful.
13:33I should have never
13:35even thought about
13:36inviting you.
13:37Stop right there!
13:39Who said
13:40Jess's gift was trash?
13:47What are you doing here?
13:48Ray was when a lady
13:49wanted me to bring
13:50the gifts ahead.
13:50All right?
13:59This is one of my
14:00family's favorites.
14:02And I hope you enjoy it, too.
14:06This needs a lot.
14:09A Dylan Santorini painting?
14:11Those go for
14:12a hundred million dollars.
14:16Nice try, old man.
14:18Do you think
14:18we're stupid or something?
14:19This is obviously
14:21a knockoff
14:22they got at the
14:22junkyard or something.
14:24That's what you get
14:25with these people.
14:26Either trash
14:27or cheap fakes.
14:29I knew it looked off.
14:31It has to be a fake.
14:35You can say
14:35whatever you want to me,
14:36but leave
14:37my grandfather-in-law
14:38out of this.
14:40Mom, Dad,
14:41she just hit me
14:42in front of everyone!
14:43Do something!
14:44You got a lot of nerve
14:46laying a hand
14:47on your sister.
14:48I'm your daughter, too.
14:50I'm a Rogers.
14:52Doesn't that mean anything?
14:53Not anymore.
14:54You show up
14:55with this con artist,
14:56embarrass us
14:57with these fake gifts,
14:58attack your sister?
15:01You're no daughter
15:02of mine.
15:02Hey!
15:03Open your damned eyes.
15:06Jess is remarkable.
15:07How can someone
15:08like you throw her away?
15:10She is worth nothing
15:11compared to Ruby.
15:14Honestly,
15:15kicking her out
15:15is generous.
15:18I spent years
15:19trying to earn
15:20their love,
15:21but the moment
15:22I met someone
15:22who actually cared,
15:24they never loved me
15:25at all.
15:26Fine.
15:28I'll go.
15:30But this will be
15:30the last time
15:31we see each other.
15:32Wait,
15:32you're cutting ties
15:33with all of us?
15:34Well,
15:35I mean,
15:36that's what you wanted,
15:37isn't it?
15:37That's why you
15:38invited me here?
15:39Mark my words,
15:41losing Jess,
15:42that's going to be
15:43the biggest mistake
15:43of your miserable lives.
15:46Yeah, let's go.
15:47Hold on!
15:48You think you can
15:49just walk in
15:49and out of here
15:50like nothing happened?
15:55Hold on!
15:56You think you can
15:56just walk in
15:57and out of here
15:57like nothing happened?
15:59What do you want
15:59from me?
16:00I don't know, Jess.
16:02Cutting ties is serious.
16:04Don't you think
16:04there should be
16:04some kind of
16:06ceremony?
16:09You were always
16:10the perfect one, Jess.
16:12Time to tear that down.
16:15Grandfather,
16:16I think we should
16:16take these gifts
16:17to someone
16:17who would actually
16:18deserve them.
16:20Yeah.
16:21Yeah, I got it.
16:23I have an emergency.
16:25I'm going to have
16:25to step away.
16:27Ray's going to be here
16:27any second now.
16:29Okay.
16:32Dear sister.
16:38Why don't you play
16:39a song for Mom
16:40one last time
16:41after everything
16:42she's done?
16:43It's the least
16:44you could do.
16:45I'm not asking
16:46too much
16:46after all these years.
17:00you don't want
17:00to hear me play.
17:02You want to
17:03watch me bleed.
17:12This seems important
17:13to you.
17:13Keep that back.
17:15Play one song
17:16and I'll give it back
17:17in one piece.
17:18Is that the best
17:18you have?
17:20What if I say no?
17:21Your choice,
17:22but I'm not
17:24keeping it either way.
17:29No!
17:32I want you to have it.
17:33I want you to feel
17:34like this place
17:35is home to you.
17:36I'll take good care
17:37of it.
17:38I promise.
17:40Fine.
17:43I'll play.
18:10Yes.
18:10Ray, where the hell
18:11are you?
18:12Jess might be in trouble.
18:13I just wrapped up.
18:15We'll be there soon.
18:19We're going to need
18:19to step on it.
18:41Okay, I did it.
18:44Okay.
18:45Sure.
18:47Here you go.
18:48No!
18:52No!
19:00What do you want
19:01from me?
19:02Look at you.
19:04Absolutely
19:05perfect,
19:06flawless
19:07Jess.
19:08And absolutely
19:09means nothing.
19:10Mom and Dad
19:11love me.
19:12I married the rich
19:14husband and you?
19:15You'll always be
19:16underneath my heel.
19:19When my husband
19:20gets here,
19:20you'll regret this.
19:22Your junkyard husband?
19:24What's he going to do?
19:25Honestly,
19:26I'm curious,
19:27what happens
19:27if I ruin
19:28this pretty face
19:29of yours?
19:31Don't
19:31do this.
19:34Let go of me!
19:48Don't cry.
20:02Who dares
20:03touch my wife?
20:07Who dares
20:08touch my wife?
20:16Sorry, I'm late.
20:18Sarah, you pushed me.
20:19Who the hell are you?
20:20I am her husband.
20:23Wait,
20:24Jess's husband
20:24looks like that?
20:27Who said he was
20:28junkyard trash?
20:29Why does he have a
20:29helicopter?
20:30He actually came
20:31by a helicopter.
20:33Is he some sort
20:33of secret billionaire?
20:35Oh no,
20:36did we just make
20:37a huge mistake?
20:39Look at those
20:39bodyguards!
20:41Ha!
20:42Ridiculous!
20:43No billionaire
20:44would marry
20:45Jess.
20:46It's obvious,
20:47he hired these
20:48people for show
20:49and rented
20:50that helicopter.
20:52Exactly,
20:52it's all fake.
20:54Yes,
20:55your husband's
20:55only skill
20:56is playing
20:56dress-up.
21:01I kept it
21:02safe.
21:05Just like
21:05I promised.
21:07Who did
21:08this to you?
21:13Yeah,
21:14I did it.
21:14So what?
21:15She chose
21:16a stupid key
21:17over her stupid
21:17fingers.
21:18It's her fault.
21:20You put your
21:21hands on my
21:22wife and you're
21:23going to pay
21:23the price
21:25ten times
21:25over.
21:28My husband
21:28is a CL
21:29group senior
21:30member.
21:31You touch me
21:31and you're
21:32done.
21:32Hey,
21:32let our daughter
21:33go.
21:35Get your
21:35hands off
21:36our daughter.
21:36Do something.
21:49Get my jet
21:49ready now.
21:50I want the best
21:51surgeons in the
21:51country.
21:52I want Jess's
21:53hands to be
21:53perfect like
21:54nothing ever
21:54happened.
21:55Yes,
21:55sir.
21:56Yes,
21:56sir.
22:02You even
22:03rented a
22:04private jet?
22:07She's
22:08protected like
22:09she's royalty
22:09while I'm
22:10stuck with a
22:10coward.
22:11This is
22:12humiliating.
22:14Ruby,
22:14hold still.
22:15It hurts
22:16pretty bad.
22:17Oh, yeah.
22:18Why does
22:19he look
22:20exactly like
22:20our chairman?
22:23Some men
22:24rent jets
22:25to back their
22:25wife.
22:26You can't
22:26even open
22:27your mouth
22:27when I'm
22:27being attacked.
22:30Coward.
22:32You're not
22:32even a man.
22:35Shut your
22:35mouth.
22:36If you
22:36touch me
22:36again,
22:37you'll
22:37regret it.
22:38Divorce,
22:39I'm done
22:39with you.
22:40Fine.
22:41Let's do
22:41it.
22:46Paul
22:47Wilson.
22:49Sir,
22:50are you
22:51saying the
22:52chairman himself
22:53promoted me
22:55to regional
22:56director?
22:59Sir,
23:00I don't
23:01understand why
23:02promote the
23:03guy who
23:03hurt Miss
23:04Jess.
23:11Because
23:14the higher
23:15that they
23:16climb,
23:16the farther
23:17they fall.
23:18And anyone
23:19who touches
23:19my wife
23:20pays the
23:21price.
23:22Always.
23:25To regional
23:27director.
23:29To regional
23:30director.
23:32you hear
23:33that?
23:33I got a
23:34promotion.
23:35Babe,
23:35seriously?
23:36Like you're
23:36going to be
23:37making millions?
23:37Ten times as
23:38much as you
23:39make now.
23:39Roger family
23:40is going to be
23:41set for life.
23:41I knew it.
23:43You were
23:43destined for
23:44greatness.
23:45Ruby's got
23:46excellent taste.
23:49Oh,
23:50now you want to
23:51be friends.
23:52Weren't you just
23:53screaming about
23:54divorce?
23:54No,
23:55no,
23:55come on,
23:56let's go
23:56sign the
23:56papers.
23:57No,
23:57no,
23:57no,
23:58wait,
23:58she,
23:58she,
23:59she was
23:59upset,
24:00she didn't
24:00mean it.
24:00Divorce?
24:01Never!
24:02Paul,
24:02you're the
24:02most amazing
24:03man I've
24:03ever met,
24:04I mean that.
24:04Well,
24:06since we're
24:06celebrating,
24:08dinner's on
24:09me.
24:10We're going to
24:10Lunair,
24:12the finest
24:12restaurant in the
24:13world.
24:14Oh my gosh,
24:14isn't Lunair like
24:15the most expensive
24:16restaurant in the
24:16city?
24:17With his new
24:18position?
24:19It's just pocket
24:20change.
24:21Let's go
24:21celebrate!
24:24Oh,
24:24doctor,
24:25I can finish
24:25that.
24:31Who were you
24:32talking to
24:33earlier?
24:35Nobody
24:35important.
24:38Are you hungry?
24:39Have you eaten
24:39yet?
24:42I'm,
24:43I'm really
24:44not hungry.
24:51Pilots?
24:52We'll change
24:52course,
24:53we're going to
24:53Lunair.
24:54Lunair?
24:55No,
24:55no,
24:55that's way too
24:56expensive.
24:56I don't need
24:57something so
24:57elaborate.
24:57It's okay.
25:08I'm so
25:09sorry.
25:09I,
25:09I,
25:10I am so
25:10sorry.
25:11I,
25:11I really,
25:11I didn't mean
25:12to.
25:12Why are you
25:13so nervous?
25:15I'm not
25:16nervous.
25:17I just,
25:21I mean,
25:23Lunair is
25:23so,
25:23so expensive.
25:24Thousands of
25:25dollars to pay.
25:26We don't have
25:26to waste
25:27that kind
25:27of money.
25:28And who
25:28says that
25:28we'll be
25:29spending a
25:29dime?
25:31What do you
25:32mean?
25:33Welcome,
25:34Mr. Chairman!
25:35Wait,
25:36we're not
25:37paying because
25:38you own
25:39this place?
25:41We
25:41own this
25:42place.
25:43Oh my
25:44God!
25:46I never
25:46dreamt I set
25:47foot in a
25:48place like
25:48this.
25:49Paul,
25:50you make
25:50me feel
25:51like royalty.
25:52Our Paul
25:53really made
25:53it.
25:54I heard
25:55only the
25:55top of the
25:55top dying
25:56here.
25:57Mom,
25:57Dad,
25:58relax.
25:59Paul's about
26:00to be regional
26:00director soon.
26:02This will be
26:03our regular
26:03spot.
26:05Lunair belongs
26:06to CL Group.
26:07Once I'm
26:08officially
26:08promoted,
26:09eating here
26:10will be just
26:10like eating
26:11at home.
26:12Unlike
26:13Jess's
26:13junkyard
26:14husband,
26:15who probably
26:15maxed out
26:16every credit
26:17card he
26:17owns just
26:18to rent
26:18that private
26:19jet for the
26:19day.
26:20Oh,
26:20she probably
26:21begged him
26:21to do it.
26:22So desperate
26:23to look
26:24successful.
26:25Honestly,
26:25if I ever
26:26see her again,
26:27I'll...
26:31No way.
26:32Is that...
26:37Well,
26:37well,
26:38look who
26:38decided to
26:39show up.
26:40How'd you
26:40two even
26:40get past
26:41the door?
26:42Funny,
26:43I was about
26:43to ask you
26:44the same
26:44thing.
26:45You obviously
26:46found out
26:46we were
26:47coming and
26:47followed us
26:48here,
26:49trying to
26:49worm your
26:50way back
26:50into the
26:51family?
26:52Pathetic.
26:52We were
26:53here first.
26:54How exactly
26:55would that
26:55work?
26:56Please.
26:56Lunair is
26:57members only.
26:58I'm surprised
26:59you two
27:00junkyard rats
27:01walked in
27:02by yourselves.
27:03Hey,
27:03why don't
27:03you just
27:04leave?
27:04Your poverty
27:05is contagious
27:06and we're
27:07trying to
27:08enjoy
27:08yourselves.
27:09Apparently,
27:10you all
27:10haven't learned
27:11your lesson
27:11since the
27:12last time.
27:12So I'm
27:13going to
27:13need you
27:13to move.
27:14You're
27:14in our
27:14way.
27:15How dare
27:15you?
27:17Actually,
27:17never mind.
27:19Paul is
27:20about to be
27:20CL Group's
27:21Regional
27:22Director.
27:23You're
27:23not even
27:23in our
27:24league
27:24anymore.
27:25Face
27:25it,
27:26only people
27:26like me
27:27belong here.
27:28Why don't
27:28you two
27:29run along
27:29before security
27:30throws you
27:31out?
27:32Excuse me,
27:34CL's
27:34executive
27:35has arrived.
27:36Is the
27:36VIP suite
27:37ready?
27:38Sir,
27:39your exclusive
27:39VIP card,
27:40your private suite
27:41is ready and
27:42waiting.
27:43You see that?
27:44This is what
27:45real class
27:46looks like.
27:56Sir,
27:57if you
27:57and your
27:57lady would
27:58please
27:58follow me.
28:09What the
28:10hell?
28:10Why are
28:11they getting
28:11VIP treatment?
28:12I am about
28:13to be
28:13Regional
28:14Director.
28:15Sir,
28:15please,
28:15calm down.
28:17They are
28:18They are
28:23regulars
28:24here.
28:25Regulars?
28:26They
28:27pick
28:28through
28:28trash
28:29for
28:30a
28:31living.
28:32Forget it,
28:33babe.
28:34Jess probably
28:34worked here
28:35as a waitress
28:36or something.
28:36Let's just
28:37go in
28:37already.
28:42Whatever.
28:44Lucky
28:44for them.
28:46Let's go.
29:07Is this a drink?
29:08obviously.
29:10Fine dining
29:11is all about
29:12presentation.
29:13Lemon water
29:14as a palate
29:15cleanser.
29:15Now,
29:16that is
29:17sophistication.
29:20thing.
29:39This is for
29:41washing your
29:41hands?
29:45service.
29:55Have you ever been
29:56to a fine restaurant?
29:59How dare you?
30:01This service is
30:02completely unacceptable.
30:03Bring me your
30:04finest bottle of wine.
30:05Now,
30:06or I am reporting
30:06every single one of you.
30:10take this century-old
30:12Roman A. Conte
30:13to the chairman,
30:14sir.
30:19Finally,
30:20someone with some sense.
30:25I will give you
30:26one more chance
30:27to...
30:33Sir,
30:34our manager
30:34personally selected
30:35this Roman A. Conte
30:36for you.
30:37We hope you enjoy it.
30:38That'll be perfect.
30:44It's a Roman A. Conte.
30:46It's a century-old
30:47vintage.
30:48It's perfect
30:48before you go to sleep
30:49and it makes you
30:50heal faster.
30:56It's amazing.
30:57I mean,
30:58I've never had
30:58anything like it.
31:00Why didn't they
31:01get the fancy wine
31:02and we have nothing?
31:03Did they even train you?
31:05You've insulted us
31:06twice now
31:06and you're serving
31:07garbage collectors.
31:10Sir,
31:12I sincerely apologize
31:14but that wine
31:15is nothing special.
31:16For you,
31:17I've got something
31:18much better.
31:19A 200-year-old vintage.
31:24Sir,
31:25we don't have
31:25200-year-old bottles
31:27of wine.
31:28Those idiots
31:29just drank hand soap.
31:31Do you think
31:31they'll know the difference?
31:32Tell her some toilet water,
31:33put it in a fancy bottle.
31:35We'll never know.
31:37Yes, sir.
31:38Good man.
31:39Good man.
31:50Mmm.
31:52Look at the legs
31:54on that glass
31:55and that dark
31:57burgundy color.
31:58That's how you know
31:59it's 200-year-old wine.
32:01Ooh.
32:02Thank God
32:03we got you,
32:04sweetheart.
32:04If we only had Jess,
32:07we'd still be scraping by
32:08not drinking fine wine
32:10like this.
32:11I'm nothing
32:12like that,
32:13broke loser.
32:14Stick with me
32:15and this is just
32:16the beginning.
32:17Mm-hmm.
32:18Oh.
32:21Wait.
32:26Jess,
32:27you're holding
32:28that wine glass
32:29all wrong.
32:31You've clearly
32:31never had wine
32:32like this.
32:33Let me educate you.
32:35First,
32:36you appreciate
32:37the aroma.
32:48Um.
32:50Then,
32:50you savor it.
32:59never quite
33:00had wine
33:01like this.
33:02Tastes like
33:03water and
33:05maybe something
33:05worse,
33:06like a hint
33:06of urine?
33:08That's because
33:08you don't understand
33:10aged wine.
33:12As the wine
33:13ages,
33:14the less alcohol
33:14remains.
33:15When it tastes
33:16like water,
33:16that's how you
33:17know it's authentic.
33:26sick.
33:28Ah.
33:33Notes of
33:35animal.
33:37Almost wild.
33:38Straight from the vineyard.
33:41That's how you
33:41know it's real.
33:45Hey, what's this?
33:48Sir,
33:49you clearly have
33:51a refined palate.
33:52Most people
33:53wouldn't recognize
33:53such subtle notes.
33:55I'm a man of taste.
33:57I've had a century-old
33:58romani conti
33:59dozens of times.
34:01This is
34:02absolutely legitimate.
34:03That's our future
34:04regional director.
34:06Such
34:07sophistication.
34:08Our son-in-law
34:10is so
34:10worldly.
34:11I'm like
34:12Jess's
34:13trash-picking
34:14husband.
34:14He probably
34:14never even
34:15seen
34:16expensive wine
34:16like this.
34:18Oh, right.
34:19I've never
34:19had wine
34:20like this.
34:21Jess,
34:22is it true
34:23your husband
34:23spent your
34:24entire life
34:25savings
34:25on that
34:26jet rental
34:27just to
34:27compete
34:28with me?
34:29Pathetic.
34:30Do you know
34:31how much
34:31garbage
34:32you're gonna
34:32have to
34:32pick through
34:33to pay
34:33off that?
34:35This isn't
34:36a competition,
34:37Ruby.
34:38And the fact
34:39that you're
34:39so willing
34:40to show off
34:41shows everything
34:42about how
34:42insecure that
34:43you are.
34:46Enough.
34:48These people
34:48aren't even
34:49worth our
34:49time.
34:53Don't let
34:53them get you.
34:54You order
34:55anything you'd
34:55like on the
34:56menu,
34:56the chef
34:57is absolutely
34:58incredible.
35:01These prices
35:02are insane.
35:04We don't
35:04have to.
35:06What's
35:07wrong?
35:07Too scared
35:08to order.
35:09It's nice.
35:10I have a
35:10husband who
35:11lets me order
35:12anything I
35:13want, right,
35:13babe?
35:16All right.
35:16We'll have
35:17the alpha
35:17white truffle.
35:19We'll do the
35:19French foie gras
35:20with blue
35:21lobster.
35:21We'll also
35:21do the
35:22Alaskan
35:23king crab.
35:23And whatever
35:24Antarctic seafood
35:25that's coming
35:26to do, we will
35:26take that.
35:27And we will
35:27finish it off
35:28with the
35:28Jeff Sigurds
35:29her mousse.
35:29Thank you so
35:30much.
35:30Oh, and also,
35:31can you please
35:32keep the sauces
35:32light?
35:33My wife doesn't
35:34like it heavy.
35:37What's wrong?
35:38They've already
35:38ordered.
35:39Order something.
35:41Why is
35:41everything so
35:42damn expensive?
35:43What are you
35:44gawking at?
35:45Order!
35:46Fine.
35:47We'll have
35:48whatever they're
35:49happy.
36:02bon appetit.
36:03Bon appetit.
36:07It's delicious.
36:09Good.
36:10I'm glad you
36:11like it.
36:14Um, excuse me,
36:16why do they
36:17have all their
36:17food and we're
36:18sitting here
36:18with nothing.
36:21This is
36:22completely
36:23unacceptable.
36:24You know
36:24what?
36:25Cancel it.
36:26All of it.
36:27We are not
36:28eating here.
36:29I'm sorry,
36:29sir, but
36:30unfortunately
36:30that won't be
36:31possible.
36:36See, all our
36:37dishes require
36:38payment and
36:39advance, and
36:40your total comes
36:40to $1 million.
36:43So as soon as
36:44you settle your
36:44bill, we'll
36:45begin serving
36:46immediately.
36:49A million?
36:51Oh, please.
36:52You don't think
36:53we can afford
36:53that?
36:54Our son-in-law
36:56is getting a
36:57promotion.
36:57This is nothing.
36:58We could go
36:59$2 million if
37:00you wanted to.
37:01Shut your
37:01mouth!
37:02Why are you
37:03yelling?
37:04When you get
37:05the promotion,
37:06it'll be like
37:06pocket change.
37:10Oh, yeah?
37:11Why don't you
37:11take your money
37:12out and play
37:13for the meal
37:13then?
37:14All our
37:15prices are
37:16posted.
37:16If you can
37:17pay, you
37:18can eat.
37:18But if you
37:18can't, stop
37:20pretending like
37:20you belong
37:21here.
37:22Security, get
37:23them out!
37:23Why are you
37:24kicking us
37:25out?
37:25When those
37:26garbage collectors
37:26are sitting
37:27there, why
37:27do they get
37:28to stay?
37:28People who
37:29can't pay
37:29their bills
37:30don't get
37:30to question
37:31our VIPs.
37:33VIPs?
37:35Oh, I
37:36know what
37:37this is.
37:37They bribed
37:38you, didn't
37:39they?
37:39Well, you
37:40should know
37:41that when
37:41my husband
37:42gets his
37:42promotion, he
37:43will fire
37:44all of you.
37:45Look, I
37:46don't care
37:47who you
37:47think your
37:48husband is.
37:49You can't
37:50pay, you
37:51leave.
37:52Period.
37:54And those
37:55two, you're
37:55not worth five
37:56minutes of their
37:57time.
37:57Get them out
37:58of my
37:58restaurant.
37:59front.
38:01What are you?
38:02You can't.
38:03Ah, Jesus.
38:05Are you
38:05people blind?
38:07The trash
38:07collectors are
38:08still sitting in
38:09there and you
38:09throw out a
38:10CL group
38:10executive?
38:11We serve
38:12VIP members,
38:14not freeloaders
38:15should I skip on
38:16a check.
38:17Oh, and the
38:18manager wanted me
38:19to pass along a
38:20message.
38:20That 200-year-old
38:21wine you were
38:22raving about,
38:22toilet water,
38:23and food
38:23coloring.
38:25Bon appétit.
38:27What did you
38:28just say?
38:29What on earth
38:30is happening?
38:32You don't
38:33understand it.
38:34What does
38:34just his husband
38:35actually do and
38:36why do they keep
38:36treating him like
38:37royal?
38:37He's nobody.
38:38They bribed the
38:39staff.
38:40This was a whole
38:40thing to set up
38:41to humiliate us.
38:42And you,
38:44loser.
38:44You call yourself
38:45a regional director.
38:46You can't even
38:47handle one
38:47restaurant manager.
38:49You stupid
38:50bitch.
38:53If you hadn't
38:54insisted, I'm
38:55starting shit with
38:55them.
38:56None of this
38:57would have
38:57happened.
38:58Mark my
38:58words.
38:59The second I
39:00officially get
39:01promoted, I am
39:02dealing with them
39:02and then I am
39:04dealing with you.
39:24Fine.
39:25You understand?
39:38I guess I was just
39:39wondering why your
39:40family stayed the same
39:40place for so long.
39:42I mean, you guys
39:43could afford to go
39:44anywhere.
39:45here.
39:46Yeah, uh, my family
39:49started everything here.
39:50We built this place
39:51from nothing.
39:52And my grandpa still
39:54lives here and there's
39:54no way I can
39:55abandon them.
39:58Yeah.
40:00You still thinking
40:01of them?
40:03They're not my
40:04family anymore.
40:12Well, now, you add up to us.
40:14Me and grandpa, we're your
40:17family now.
40:26It's, um...
40:27It's late.
40:29I should go to bed.
40:32Right.
40:38Um, we could, uh...
40:41We just met.
40:45Sharing a bed this quickly,
40:47don't you think things would be
40:48moving a little too fast?
40:50Yeah.
40:52You're right.
40:55Hey, grandpa?
40:57Do you have an extra spare room
40:59that I could stay in for the night?
41:01Not a one.
41:02Everything's storage for now.
41:04Oh.
41:04Oh.
41:05Okay, well, I'll just stay out
41:07in the recycle warehouse for you.
41:13Don't.
41:14I mean, this bed is...
41:15We could share it.
41:18But I didn't leave it like that.
41:20I was just thinking because
41:21you said that you were going to go
41:22and you didn't have to.
41:35Actually, look.
41:36I need to take a shower.
41:37Uh, just give me ten minutes.
41:39Okay?
41:52Oh, my God.
41:54Was I that obvious?
42:18Do you, um...
42:22Do you not wear pajamas?
42:26I never got in the habit of it.
42:28I sleep better like this.
42:30Okay.
42:31Well, great.
42:34I'm exhausted.
42:35I'm going to go to sleep.
42:37Okay.
42:53What are you doing?
42:56Um, it's just a little bit cold
42:59and the blankets are small.
43:03So...
43:06We've only been married a few days.
43:09Don't you think this is a little fast?
43:13I'm just holding you.
43:16That's all.
43:19Okay.
43:24Right?
43:27You're holding me too tight.
43:36Ray?
43:38Ray?
43:40I...
43:42I thought you said we weren't going to do anything.
43:45I know.
43:45I know.
43:46I'm sorry.
43:46But I am a man
43:48and you just keep saying my name like that.
43:59Hey, Ray?
44:01Just finished clearing out that guest room.
44:04Come on.
44:04Don't keep Jess up all night.
44:07Okay.
44:07Thanks, Grandpa.
44:10Okay.
44:17Thanks, Grandpa.
44:18Well, maybe we should...
44:23Tone things down a bit.
44:26Financially, I mean,
44:28those fancy dinners,
44:29we don't have to do that.
44:31We're married.
44:32We should be responsible.
44:34Well, I don't mean to criticize you.
44:36I just...
44:38I think that maybe we should start to think...
44:40Yeah, you're right.
44:41You're right.
44:41I'm...
44:42I'm grateful to have a wife
44:44that thinks of our future in this way.
44:47Though, I have to say
44:48that Grandpa's timing
44:50couldn't have been any worse.
44:52I...
44:52And now that you're a lady of the house,
44:54that means that you
44:56are in control of the finances.
44:58Starting tomorrow,
44:59you will have the company ledgers.
45:00What?
45:01No, no, no.
45:02I didn't mean that.
45:03I just...
45:03Company announcement.
45:05Jess Rogers is now
45:07the CEO of CL Group.
45:09Make it official.
45:12Now, is there
45:14anything else
45:15that you'd like to ask of me?
45:18Like
45:20asking me not
45:22to leave?
45:29Well,
45:30that room probably
45:32hasn't been used in forever.
45:33So long.
45:35And...
45:35Well, it's probably
45:37really dusty.
45:38Super dusty.
45:39That's what I think of it.
45:45I'm so idiot.
45:48Okay.
45:49Um...
45:50Then...
45:51When will you be ready?
45:52At the wedding.
45:54The real one.
45:56Hmm.
45:58Make my wedding ready
45:59in one week.
46:01You can't just call people
46:03in the middle of the night
46:04like that.
46:04We're something so small.
46:06No, no, no.
46:06This is not small.
46:08And I'm done waiting.
46:16Tell us, take you away.
46:20Come on.
46:24Good night, my love.
46:27Good night.
46:29Good night.
46:47Need a personal advisor?
46:49I'm on standby.
46:52He's such a charmer.
46:56Miss Jess,
46:57here's the quarterly
46:58financial summary
46:59you asked for.
47:06Looks like we've got
47:07some parasites
47:08bleeding this company dry.
47:13I want everyone
47:14on that list terminated.
47:15Today.
47:19Baby,
47:20I know I messed up.
47:21I shouldn't have
47:22said those things.
47:23Oh, you mean
47:24when you called me a loser?
47:26Yeah.
47:27I remember that.
47:28Here's the thing, Ruby.
47:30When this promotion
47:31goes through,
47:32I will have women
47:33throwing themselves
47:34at me and you.
47:37You are nothing.
47:40Damn it.
47:40He's right.
47:42Once he's regional director,
47:43he'll have his pick.
47:44I need to secure this.
47:46That title,
47:47regional director's wife,
47:49it has to be mine.
47:52I wasn't thinking straight.
47:54I brought something
47:55to make up for it.
47:56Mr. Wilson,
47:57the new CEO
47:57is doing a full audit.
47:59She's already fired
47:59three people from accounting.
48:01If she digs into those
48:02sponges...
48:02Calm down.
48:03The chairman himself
48:04promoted me.
48:05I am un-punchable.
48:10Although,
48:11it might not be a bad idea
48:12getting the CEO's good graces
48:14just to be safe.
48:16Don't worry, honey.
48:17I came prepared.
48:19I brought the best pieces.
48:25Whoa.
48:32Especially
48:32this sapphire.
48:35It fell off that old con artist
48:38at my parents' party,
48:39but I had it appraised.
48:43Worth a fortune.
48:48We can use
48:49Jess's sapphire
48:50to butter up
48:51the new CEO.
48:52Poetic,
48:53don't you think?
48:54Well, well.
48:58Maybe you do have a brain
48:59in that head of yours.
49:02Help me impress
49:03the CEO,
49:03and I will make sure
49:04that you
49:05are well taken care of.
49:14Listen carefully.
49:15No
49:16trashy
49:17behavior
49:17in there.
49:19No
49:20cheap
49:21comments.
49:22If you embarrass me
49:24in front of the CEO,
49:25you
49:27will regret it.
49:29Okay.
49:32Come in.
49:36Ma'am,
49:37I'm Paul Wilson.
49:46Come in.
49:50Ma'am,
49:51I'm Paul Wilson,
49:52soon to be
49:53regional director.
49:54It is such an honor
49:56to finally meet you.
49:57A small token
49:59of gratitude.
50:00Especially
50:00the sapphire ring.
50:02The color is
50:03stunning
50:04with your
50:04sophisticated
50:07presence.
50:08I don't know,
50:09Paul.
50:10I run companies.
50:11I don't accept bribes.
50:14Of course,
50:15ma'am.
50:16Your integrity
50:17is truly
50:18admirable.
50:19It's inspiring.
50:21Anything I can do
50:22to prove
50:23my dedication
50:24to the company?
50:25Actually,
50:26you know,
50:27I think staff morale
50:28is rather low.
50:29and you
50:30as a senior executive
50:32should lead by example.
50:34Give me 200 push-ups.
50:36Right now.
50:38Two,
50:39two,
50:40200.
50:41Is there a problem?
50:42No,
50:43no problem at all.
50:46What the hell
50:47is this?
50:48Just play along.
50:50Once I've got the promotion,
50:51it will all be worth it.
50:53Ma'am,
50:54with all due respect,
50:55isn't this
50:56a little bit excessive?
51:00You're right.
51:02You should join him.
51:04200 jumping jacks.
51:06I'm in a dress and heels.
51:08I'm getting rid of them.
51:10Just do it.
51:11She can't see us.
51:12We can skip half of them.
51:18Actually,
51:18I am counting.
51:19Thanks.
51:21So,
51:21if you miss one,
51:22I'll just have to add
51:23a hundred more.
51:31I'm doing that.
51:47Ma'am,
51:47is that sufficient?
51:52Well,
51:53your form was really lacking.
51:55But,
51:56you know,
51:57you two show
51:57great promise
51:58as a team.
52:01Well,
52:02we're partners.
52:03A perfect team.
52:06That's great.
52:07That's awesome.
52:09I would love
52:10if you could show me
52:11how great your teamwork
52:12is one more time.
52:15And slap each other.
52:18hard enough
52:19that I can hear it
52:19from here.
52:21That's insane.
52:23We're not really
52:23going to slap each other.
52:27You actually hit me.
52:29Suck it up.
52:30It's for our future.
52:31Oh.
52:33Oh.
52:36Jesus,
52:37did you slap me hard enough?
52:38Honey,
52:39this is for our future.
52:42Ma'am,
52:44are we done now?
52:48You did so well.
52:50But I have
52:51one more question
52:53for you, Paul.
52:55Because hypothetically,
52:56if the CEO
52:57happened to be someone
52:58that you knew personally,
52:59how would you deal
53:00with that information?
53:03Impossible, ma'am.
53:05Someone of your, uh,
53:06stature.
53:08We couldn't possibly
53:10run in the same circles.
53:11Hold on.
53:11That voice sounds familiar.
53:13Like Jess.
53:15Don't be ridiculous.
53:16Jess is a trash collector.
53:18She couldn't possibly
53:19be a CEO.
53:21Ma'am,
53:22please excuse her.
53:23Sometimes my wife
53:24speaks without thinking.
53:26A trashy sister
53:27isn't even worth
53:27bringing up.
53:29Exactly.
53:30Jess is so far beneath you
53:31it's laughable.
53:32Oh, really?
53:35Because actually...
53:42I think I'm perfectly qualified.
53:47Jess?
53:48What the...
53:49How did you...
53:51Surprised?
53:52I knew something was up.
53:54Those ridiculous demands.
53:58You vindictively...
54:02Real cute.
54:03Sneaking into the CEO's office
54:05to play dress up
54:06and mess with us.
54:07That is the CEO's chair.
54:08You have no right
54:09to be sitting there.
54:10Get out before you
54:11bring us both down.
54:12And who are you
54:12to give me orders?
54:15Someone
54:15with actual authority.
54:19Someone
54:20about to be
54:21regional director.
54:24Yeah.
54:27About to be.
54:29So that means
54:30you're not
54:30actually
54:31the regional director yet.
54:33Right?
54:37Semantics.
54:39When you're
54:40in a position
54:40of power like I am,
54:42taking out trash
54:42like you
54:43is effortless.
54:47My apologies
54:48for the interruption.
54:49Does 10 million
54:50contract require
54:51sign-off
54:51from the regional director
54:52or above?
54:53I thought it would be...
54:54Here you go, honey.
54:55You're practically
54:55regional director already.
54:57Sign it.
54:58Show her what
54:59real power looks like.
55:00Sir, that is not...
55:02Not what?
55:03Who else here
55:04is about to be
55:05regional director?
55:06Oh.
55:08You think
55:09she has the authority?
55:11This woman
55:12picks through trash
55:13for a living.
55:14Please.
55:14She probably
55:15can't even
55:15read a contract.
55:19Are you blind?
55:21Get out!
55:22Stop wasting
55:22my husband's time.
55:24What?
55:30Your promotion
55:31hasn't yet been
55:32officially announced.
55:33Which means
55:34you have no real
55:35authority to sign
55:36that contract.
55:37What?
55:38Signing a
55:3910 million dollar
55:41contract that you
55:41haven't even read?
55:43Are you ready
55:44to take on
55:45the responsibility
55:45financially and
55:46legally
55:47for that contract
55:48if anything's wrong?
55:50My husband
55:51isn't a coward
55:52like you.
55:52He has confidence.
55:54Real confidence.
55:56Yeah.
55:57My promotion
55:58came directly
55:58from the chairman
55:59himself.
56:00The announcement
56:01is just a formality.
56:04Besides,
56:05contracts are standard.
56:07What could
56:08possibly go wrong?
56:09Sign it, honey.
56:10Don't let her
56:11mind games work.
56:13Last chance, Paul.
56:15If you sign
56:16that contract
56:17and there's
56:17anything wrong
56:18with it,
56:19anything at all,
56:21you are
56:22personally on
56:23the hook
56:23for 10
56:24million dollars.
56:27Are you still
56:28feeling confident?
56:33Are you still
56:34feeling confident?
56:34doing that?
56:42She's a trash
56:43collector.
56:44What does she
56:44know about
56:45corporate contracts?
56:47You're right.
56:48Yeah.
56:54Almost had me there.
56:56Good thing my wife
56:57actually uses her brain.
57:00Otherwise, you might have gotten to me.
57:02Last time at the restaurant, you only got away with it because you bribed the manager.
57:06But here at CL Group, you're powerless.
57:10Is that so?
57:12Remember this moment when everything goes wrong.
57:15Who do you think you are threatening me?
57:21I'm actually impressed you made it this far into the building.
57:24I cannot believe you still don't understand that I'm...
57:27I figured it out.
57:28You're here for a job interview and you got lost and wandered into the wrong building.
57:34Why don't we help her out, honey?
57:35Give her a job or something.
57:37Sure.
57:38I hear janitorial is hiring.
57:41See, Jess, we're not horrors.
57:43And you can tell people you work at CL Group.
57:45It's actually a step up for you.
57:48Now, get out.
57:50Go find your supervisor and get to work.
57:54I'm already at my post.
58:00I'm still playing games.
58:02Mm-hmm.
58:03Security!
58:05Throw this bitch out!
58:07Man.
58:12This woman has been impersonating our CEO.
58:16Throw her out of the building now!
58:19And teach her a lesson.
58:21Make sure she understands she's never welcome here again.
58:24See that?
58:25Thrill power.
58:26Something you're...
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