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00:00:08You
00:00:48Oh, my God.
00:01:05Roxanne?
00:01:34What's wrong?
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:43Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:02:10Hello? Hello? Max, where the heck are you, man? PJ? You should have been here an hour ago. What? Hold
00:02:16on. Oh, no. Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off. No way, man. It's now or never.
00:02:25You better get a move on. I'll meet you in my locker.
00:02:27Here. Morning, son. Dad. Oops. I forgot. Morning, son. Came to see if you had any dirty clothes. Well, there
00:02:42they are. Help yourself. Max, thought we talked about this. Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
00:02:48Oh, what's the big rush? I'm running late.
00:02:51Oh, I could drive more on my way to work. No, no, thanks. I need an exercise. Oh, come on,
00:02:57Max. Dad! Oh, Dad, you ruined it. Sorry about that. Who was he, anyway?
00:03:11It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet. Oh, a lot bigger than Xavier Cougat, the Mambo
00:03:18King. Everybody Mambo.
00:03:21Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Come on, come on. There's no time for this. Hold on. Let the neighbors see
00:03:25us.
00:03:29Maxie, wait up. You forgot your lunch. Have a good day.
00:03:37They've been laughing since I can't remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore. No more Maxie the Geek, no more
00:03:46goof of the week like before.
00:03:50No more. No more algebra tests till September. No more looking at losers like him. No more heaven to cheat.
00:03:59No more mystery meat. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim.
00:04:04Gonna move to the mall. Gonna live in the pool. Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool.
00:04:10Cause after today, I'm going in the pool. After today, she'll be mine. After today, my brains will be snoozing.
00:04:20If I don't faint, I'll be fine.
00:04:23I've got 41 minutes of home economics. Been down with the textbooks. End up with the comics. Just think of
00:04:31all the time I've been losing. Finding the right thing to say.
00:04:35But things will be going my way. After today. She looked right through me. And who could blame her? I
00:04:47need a new me. Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goop.
00:04:52And after today, I'm sorry to be snoozing. No more pep rallies. You can't.
00:04:59After today, our brains will be snoozing. I'm gonna sit on my butt.
00:05:05I've got less than an hour. And when this is ended, I'll either be famous. Or you'll be suspended.
00:05:12Just think of all the time I've been losing. Waiting until I can sing.
00:05:18Gonna be on my own, because your parents may not. Gonna party from now till the end of July.
00:05:25Things will be going my way. After today.
00:05:32I wish that this was the day. After today.
00:05:37milling day.
00:05:44Are you alright?
00:05:46Yeah, I'm okay. I just...
00:05:48I just...
00:06:07Ah...
00:06:08She finally says hi to me, and what do I do?
00:06:10I choke!
00:06:13Yuck!
00:06:14You're like a big spaz.
00:06:16Where have you been, buddy?
00:06:18Hi, Peach.
00:06:19Did you get the camera?
00:06:20Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me.
00:06:23Are you sure we gotta do this?
00:06:25It's my only chance, Peach.
00:06:27To Roxanne, I'm just a nobody.
00:06:30But after today...
00:06:34Bobby!
00:06:36Wow.
00:06:37Look, all this is for us?
00:06:41Mmm, slurpage.
00:06:43Oh, this is gonna be so great, man.
00:06:46Dude, need fundage, bro.
00:06:48Oh, your feet. Yeah, yeah, right here.
00:06:53Cheddar!
00:06:54Ah!
00:06:56Cheddar whizzies!
00:07:05Mmm, it's pretty scrumptious.
00:07:09Let's do it, ladies.
00:07:13As student body president, I just want to say, like, yay to all of us for a really neat year.
00:07:18Yo, Stacy!
00:07:19Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
00:07:22And also that I hope you can all attend my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday to watch
00:07:27the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view.
00:07:30Thank you, thank you very much.
00:07:32Thank you, thank you very much.
00:07:33And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.
00:07:39Thank you, Stacy, and good morning, boys and girls.
00:07:43You know, every year on the last day of school, I have several youngsters approach me and say,
00:07:50Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?
00:07:55We don't want to waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends.
00:08:00Say, uh, Roxanne, about Stacy's part.
00:08:08How you, uh, how you doing down there, Bobby?
00:08:11Don't give me that attitude, you guys.
00:08:13I'm doing it all for you.
00:08:17This is nuts.
00:08:18I don't know why I'll let you guys talk me into this.
00:08:21If my dad finds out, he's going to nuke my entire existence.
00:08:24Huh?
00:08:25Up the element.
00:08:26Or.
00:08:28I hope this works.
00:08:30How about science slumber parties?
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:41What?
00:08:43Hey!
00:08:45I'm not going to get...
00:08:47Ah!
00:08:52Some people settle for the typical thing
00:08:55Living all their lives waiting in the wings
00:08:58It ain't a question of it
00:09:00It's just a matter of time
00:09:01Before I move to the front of my life
00:09:05Once you're watching every movement I make
00:09:08You gotta believe that I gotta win
00:09:10Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:09:13I'm saying now
00:09:14I'm not going to get away
00:09:16You know if I wanna shout out loud
00:09:18Somebody's the only lady you see
00:09:21Gonna stand now
00:09:24Just enjoy with me
00:09:26A little smokey
00:09:31If I could make you stop and take a look at me
00:09:34Instead of just
00:09:35Talking about
00:09:38There's nothing that I wouldn't do
00:09:40If it was getting you to notice
00:09:42I'm alone
00:09:44All I need is have a chance
00:09:46A second thought
00:09:47A second whistle
00:09:48I got whatever it takes
00:09:51It's a piece of cake
00:09:53Woo!
00:09:53Stand now
00:09:55Wow!
00:09:57Look at that guy!
00:09:59Well, tomorrow's the only place you see
00:10:02Gonna stand now
00:10:10Hey, it's the goof boy!
00:10:14We're busted!
00:10:23Come on, smile!
00:10:27Smiley-wiley!
00:10:30Oh, come on, Kimmy
00:10:32Give me a big...
00:10:49Stop goofing around
00:10:51We got work to do
00:10:53Okay, Kimmy
00:10:54Back to mommy now
00:11:04Oh, you have such a way with children
00:11:08You have such a way with children
00:11:12Okay, now
00:11:13Who's next over here?
00:11:15Oh, side goof
00:11:15Let a pro show you how it's done
00:11:17Okay
00:11:19Who's next over here?
00:11:21Oh, hello, precious
00:11:26You lucky woman
00:11:28Now, now, now
00:11:29You come on here, honey
00:11:30It's picture time
00:11:31Peek-a-boo!
00:11:32She is so cute
00:11:34Peek-a-boo!
00:11:36Of course, Pete
00:11:37You sure are good with kids
00:11:39Oh, yeah
00:11:39Well, they love me
00:11:42Why, PJ
00:11:43He's been begging me
00:11:45To take him on vacation this summer
00:11:46Really?
00:11:47Where are you going?
00:11:48Camping!
00:11:49Nothing like the great outdoors
00:11:51To strengthen the bond
00:11:52Between a father and a son
00:11:55Oh, Max would never go for anything like that
00:11:58I don't know, goof
00:11:59Gimme, gimme, gimme
00:12:00Something's wrong
00:12:00When a kid won't spend time with his parents
00:12:03For all you know
00:12:04He's running around with some gang
00:12:06And stealing stuff
00:12:07And causing riots
00:12:09Oh, Max is a good kid
00:12:12He'd never get mixed up
00:12:13In something like that
00:12:22I'm a failure
00:12:23Complete loser
00:12:25My one chance to impress Roxanne
00:12:28And I blew it
00:12:29Uh-huh
00:12:30Max, look
00:12:32It's the leaning tower of Cheez-a
00:12:39Oh, man
00:12:40My dad is gonna smash me like a bug
00:12:43Hey, PJ
00:12:44Detention
00:12:47Robert Zemerewski
00:12:50Okay
00:12:51I'm coming
00:12:52Max, here
00:12:53Guard this with your life, dude
00:13:03Hey, Maze
00:13:04Uh, what's up, bro?
00:13:06All right
00:13:07And then my parents' air conditioning went on the fridge
00:13:09So I figured with all those kids in my house
00:13:10The place would be like a sauna
00:13:11So I'm all freaked out
00:13:12But then I thought, like, use it
00:13:13So my theme's gonna be
00:13:14Power line goes rainforest
00:13:16Too much?
00:13:18Roxanne
00:13:18Are you listening?
00:13:22Oh
00:13:25Stacy, no, I don't want to
00:13:26Talk to him
00:13:29Ahem
00:13:31Ahem
00:13:34Tap him
00:13:46Gosh, I'm sorry
00:13:47It's okay
00:13:48Really
00:13:52Um
00:13:52I liked your dance
00:13:54Yeah
00:13:56Yeah?
00:13:57Yeah, it's from Power line's new video
00:13:59I know
00:13:59He's totally genius
00:14:01Yeah, he's doing a concert next week in L.A.
00:14:03Oh, yeah
00:14:03Stacy's showing it at her party
00:14:05Yeah
00:14:06Yeah
00:14:09Um
00:14:11Roxanne
00:14:11I was
00:14:13Sort of
00:14:14Kind of thinking that
00:14:15Maybe I'd
00:14:16Ask you to
00:14:17Go with me
00:14:18That is to the
00:14:19Party
00:14:20Of course, if you don't want to
00:14:21I'd completely understand
00:14:22Well, I was
00:14:24Sort of
00:14:25Kind of thinking that
00:14:26I'd love to
00:14:27Yeah?
00:14:29Yeah
00:14:29Good
00:14:30Great
00:14:30Terrific
00:14:31Wonderful
00:14:31All right
00:14:32Okay
00:14:33Come on, Roxanne
00:14:34We don't want to belabor the moment now, do we?
00:14:37Well
00:14:37I better be going
00:14:38I'll, uh
00:14:39Call you later
00:14:41Okay
00:14:42Bye
00:14:42Oh
00:14:45Bye
00:14:47See, that wasn't so bad
00:14:49I told you men are easy to deal with
00:14:50Yes
00:14:51She said yes
00:14:56Everybody mumbo
00:15:01It's not my brain yet
00:15:03Oh
00:15:03Oh
00:15:06Yeah
00:15:07Dance with her
00:15:08Do with her
00:15:11Miss
00:15:12Maybone
00:15:12Yes, sir
00:15:13Get that boy's father on the phone
00:15:15At once
00:15:16Right away, sir
00:15:18Hello
00:15:19Uh, yes
00:15:20Mr. Goof
00:15:22This is Principal Mazur
00:15:23I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximilian
00:15:27Max?
00:15:27Oh my gosh
00:15:28Is he hurt?
00:15:29No, Mr. Goof
00:15:31He's in trouble
00:15:32Trouble?
00:15:33What kind of trouble?
00:15:34Dressed like a gang member
00:15:36Gang member?
00:15:36Your son caused the entire student body
00:15:39To break into a riotous frenzy
00:15:42Riot?
00:15:43Couldn't be mine
00:15:44If I were you, Mr. Goof
00:15:45I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child
00:15:48Before he ends up in the electric chair
00:15:51The electric chair?
00:15:57What am I gonna do?
00:16:01Blue light special on aisle three
00:16:03Blue light special on aisle three
00:16:23Lake Destiny
00:16:26Okay, kiddo
00:16:28Now, smile
00:16:29Lake Destiny, Idaho
00:16:31Lake Hootabro
00:16:32You were right, Pete
00:16:33Nothing like the great outdoors
00:16:35To strengthen the bond between father and son
00:16:38You said so yourself
00:16:39Well, yeah, but
00:16:40I'm going fishing
00:16:41I'm going fishing with my boy
00:16:44Yeah
00:16:46Okay, precious
00:16:47Give me a big smile
00:16:51Fishy, fishy
00:16:57Cool concert, lad
00:16:59What?
00:17:00Well, bud
00:17:03Hey, Max
00:17:04Wicked dance
00:17:05Thanks
00:17:06Forget it, girl
00:17:07He's Roxanne's
00:17:08Way to go, man
00:17:09I just heard about you and Roxanne
00:17:12Oh, Pete, stop it
00:17:13See? See?
00:17:15I told you our plan would work
00:17:17Max
00:17:18Max
00:17:19He's knocking on
00:17:20Max
00:17:20Max
00:17:21Max
00:17:22Max
00:17:22Max
00:17:23Max
00:17:24Max
00:17:25Max
00:17:26Max
00:17:26Max
00:17:27Max
00:17:27Max
00:17:28Max
00:17:28Max
00:17:28Max
00:17:29Max
00:17:30Max
00:17:30Max
00:17:30Max
00:17:38Max
00:17:38Max
00:17:39Max
00:17:39So stand out, above the ground, even if I gotta shout out loud, tonight is the only thing you see,
00:17:48gonna stand out, stand out, stand out, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stand out, tonight is the only thing you see,
00:18:01gonna stand out.
00:18:04So you notice me.
00:18:06Going somewhere, Pop?
00:18:08Sure are, pal-o-rooney.
00:18:11Cool.
00:18:11Have a good time, Dad, if you're gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line.
00:18:14But, Max, this isn't just my vacation, it's a vacation with me and my best buddy.
00:18:20Oh, Donald Duck?
00:18:21No, silly, with you.
00:18:28Are you okay, Maxie?
00:18:30What did you say?
00:18:32That's right, a vacation, son.
00:18:34We'll spend some real quality time together.
00:18:38I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:18:39Hey!
00:18:40Got a present for ya!
00:18:41No!
00:18:41Guys, stop it!
00:18:42What are you doing?
00:18:46You look just like I did at your age.
00:18:49Please don't say that, Dad.
00:18:50Wait!
00:18:51I saved the best for last!
00:18:54It's been handed down from goof to goof to goof.
00:18:58And now, it's yours, son.
00:19:01A stick?
00:19:02No, silly.
00:19:03A fishing pole!
00:19:05Fishing?
00:19:06We're going fishing?
00:19:07Yup!
00:19:08Just like my dad and me did.
00:19:10Two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny.
00:19:13Away from it all.
00:19:15I don't wanna be away from it all, Dad.
00:19:17I like it all.
00:19:19Hey, look, Maxie.
00:19:20We're using the same map me and my dad used.
00:19:23We'll take the same route and make the same stops and see the same sights.
00:19:28But that trip would take weeks, Dad.
00:19:30Exactly!
00:19:31Getting there is half the fun.
00:19:33Put the map away, Dad.
00:19:34It's not gonna happen, I'm telling you.
00:19:36Careful, though.
00:19:36It'll wrinkle my past.
00:19:38And our future.
00:19:40What the map says, Max.
00:19:42We will follow.
00:19:44That's very mystical and everything, Dad.
00:19:46But, uh...
00:19:47Seriously, there's this party I have to go to, see?
00:19:49Oh, there'll be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie.
00:19:52Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party.
00:19:56Look at me now!
00:19:57Great, Dad.
00:19:59Up in, Maxie!
00:20:04All right, then.
00:20:06Guess I'll just have to go all alone.
00:20:09That's all.
00:20:11Just sit in the boat all alone.
00:20:15And talk to myself all alone.
00:20:19I guess so.
00:20:20Oh, come on!
00:20:21Off you!
00:20:22No, Dad.
00:20:22Just hop right in there!
00:20:24No!
00:20:25Come on, Maxie!
00:20:26Go for it!
00:20:26Get up!
00:20:28Get stuck!
00:20:29Just bump me up!
00:20:30And we're ready for takeoff!
00:20:35Set for adventure, Maxie?
00:20:37Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
00:20:39Because I don't want you to end up in the electric chair.
00:20:43Electric chair?
00:20:44I'm not giving up on you, son.
00:20:47Together, we're gonna work this out.
00:20:49Work this out?
00:20:50But, Dad...
00:20:51No buts about it, Maxie boy.
00:20:52Your old Pop knows best.
00:20:54But...
00:20:59Goodbye, hells!
00:21:00Goodbye, my old locks!
00:21:03Goodbye, pile of broken wood!
00:21:08Goodbye, hopes.
00:21:09Goodbye, dreams.
00:21:10Goodbye, Roxanne.
00:21:13Roxanne!
00:21:13Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first.
00:21:15I have to talk to someone.
00:21:17Well...
00:21:19Dad, Dad, watch out!
00:21:22No!
00:21:23No!
00:21:23Get over!
00:21:26Now, make it quick, Maxie boy.
00:21:27We gotta put some road behind us.
00:21:31You're getting cancelled your first date in less than an hour.
00:21:35Must be some kind of lame old record.
00:21:42Hi!
00:21:43Hi!
00:21:43Is Roxanne home?
00:21:45My name is Max.
00:21:49Does...
00:21:49Roxanne live here?
00:21:51Does she even live on this block?
00:21:53Wait!
00:21:54It's okay, Daddy.
00:21:55Max is a friend from school.
00:21:58Go on.
00:22:00Go on.
00:22:01Go on.
00:22:01Good Daddy.
00:22:03Hey, Max.
00:22:04I haven't.
00:22:05You wanna...
00:22:06Have a seat?
00:22:08He...
00:22:09Oh.
00:22:13Daddy!
00:22:14Me?
00:22:15I promise he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party.
00:22:18Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by.
00:22:21I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24I...
00:22:25was, too.
00:22:26Was?
00:22:27You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kickin'.
00:22:30Well, don't worry about it, Max.
00:22:31It's just a dumb party.
00:22:32No, it's not.
00:22:33It...
00:22:33Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you.
00:22:35I...
00:22:35No, I... Max, I understand...
00:22:37But my dad surprised me.
00:22:38I don't even wanna go, but I have no choice.
00:22:40I'm sure I can find someone else.
00:22:42Someone else?
00:22:43I'll just talk to you later.
00:22:45Um...
00:22:46Uh...
00:22:46Roxanne, uh...
00:22:47My dad is, uh...
00:22:49My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in L.A.
00:22:51Uh...
00:22:52Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?
00:22:57Uh...
00:22:57Well, you see, uh, my dad...
00:22:59Um...
00:23:00Knew...
00:23:00Knows!
00:23:01Knows Powerline!
00:23:02They used to play together.
00:23:03In a band!
00:23:04Yeah!
00:23:05Come on, son!
00:23:07Let's get this show on the roll!
00:23:09Uh...
00:23:09Just a minute!
00:23:11You...
00:23:12Party...
00:23:13Animal You!
00:23:16You're really serious.
00:23:18Absolutely!
00:23:21So, uh...
00:23:22You...
00:23:23Aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
00:23:25Well...
00:23:26I guess...
00:23:26Because...
00:23:27I was hoping I could, uh...
00:23:29Wave to you...
00:23:30On stage when we join Powerline for the final number!
00:23:33This is incredible!
00:23:35Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne!
00:23:39Mwah!
00:23:43Have a great time at the concert, Max!
00:23:45Uh...
00:23:45I'll see you on TV!
00:23:47I'll see you on TV!
00:23:48I'm in deep sludge!
00:24:00I'm in deep sludge!
00:24:05I'll see you on TV!
00:24:06And here's...
00:24:08Maxie!
00:24:08Uh...
00:24:09Say hi, Max!
00:24:12Well...
00:24:12How about a wave?
00:24:13Not now, Dad.
00:24:15Uh...
00:24:15Uh...
00:24:15What a kidder!
00:24:25Hmm...
00:24:25What in games I used to play with my dad?
00:24:28Little bingo...
00:24:30Twenty qu...
00:24:30Hey, Maxie!
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:32Let's play a game!
00:24:33You think of a name, and I'll try and guess who it is!
00:24:36Uh...
00:24:36Man or woman?
00:24:37Oh, man!
00:24:38A man?
00:24:39Uh...
00:24:40Hmm...
00:24:41That's a toughie!
00:24:43Let's see...
00:24:44Walt Disney!
00:24:45Right...
00:24:46I'm good at this!
00:24:48Now, uh...
00:24:48I'll think of one!
00:24:50Hmm...
00:24:53Oh!
00:24:54You wanna sing a song, huh?
00:24:56Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time!
00:25:01High hopes!
00:25:03He's got high hopes!
00:25:06He's got high apple pie in the sky!
00:25:10Hoops!
00:25:12Hoops!
00:25:14Hoops!
00:25:15Hoops!
00:25:16Hoops!
00:25:17Hoops!
00:25:21Hoops!
00:25:24Hoops!
00:25:25Hoops!
00:25:26Hoops!
00:25:28Hoops!
00:25:28Hoops!
00:25:28Hoops!
00:25:29Hoops!
00:25:29Hoops!
00:25:30Hoops!
00:25:30Hoops!
00:25:31Hoops!
00:25:32Hoops!
00:25:32Hoops!
00:25:34Hoops!
00:25:37Hoops!
00:25:37Oh, Maxie, it's not so bad. We'll just have to entertain ourselves.
00:26:14Do you need a break from modern living? Do you long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are
00:26:24raw and your brain is fried, just grab a friend and take a ride together on the open road.
00:26:30Come on, Maxie! All in all, I'd rather have detention. All in all, I'd rather eat a toad. An old
00:26:42man drives like such a crutch that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road.
00:26:50There's nothing can upset me, cause now we're on our way. Our trusty map will guide us straight and through.
00:26:58Roxanne, please don't forget me. I will return someday. Though I may be in traction when I do.
00:27:06Be a Max, relaxin' like the old days. Is a buddy buddy kind of mad? I think I may explode.
00:27:16You're gonna see that by way I could cry. You know that's funny. So could I just be a mum
00:27:21out on the open road?
00:27:30Howdy, boys! Is this the way to Nashville? Watch it, Mac! Oh, you'll be gettin' told!
00:27:38I'm in no hurry to arrive, cause I'll be tired in sixty-five the next time I seize the open
00:27:45road.
00:27:49There's the week of rest and reliance and shine. Yeah!
00:27:53And the odd romantic episode. Very odd!
00:27:57I'm telephoronizing your bust. Look out, Richard Maxi, my dust from now on. I all feel fit-rollin'.
00:28:06With me and little Maxi, my pipsqueak pioneer.
00:28:10Their partners forever whispered home. Yee-haw!
00:28:14Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here? To Beverly Hills, 90210.
00:28:21Oh, every day, another new adventure. Every mile, another new zip code.
00:28:31And the cares we have are wonderful. And I'd go with them if I could.
00:28:36I've got no strings on me. I'm feelin' fancy-free. How wonderful to be!
00:28:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:54oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:57oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:28:59oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:29:00oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:29:14Dad, you're going to get us killed.
00:29:17Why don't you just give me the map?
00:29:19Oh, no thanks, son.
00:29:20Navigating's a big responsibility.
00:29:23Slides, you wouldn't want to spoil the big surprise.
00:29:26I'm taking you someplace pretty special.
00:29:36Gorge, that's even better than I remembered.
00:29:39No, Mommy, I don't want to go.
00:29:43Yeah, fun.
00:29:44Tell you what, I'm just going to wait right here in the car.
00:29:47You party pooper.
00:29:48Come on, this is going to be fun.
00:29:51Oh, howdy there, folks.
00:29:54Lester's is proud to present the awesome posse jamboree.
00:30:01Here it is.
00:30:05Kiss the drawing.
00:30:12Howdy, folks.
00:30:13Who's your favorite possum?
00:30:16Lester!
00:30:19Got us a seat right up front.
00:30:22Let me introduce you to the posse.
00:30:24Here's Buford, Beulah, and Mordecai.
00:30:29Hey, Lester.
00:30:30Ready for yodeling?
00:30:33Sure am, Buford.
00:30:35Now gather around, my possum pals.
00:30:36Join the jamboree.
00:30:38Come hootin', howlin', holler from the heart.
00:30:41This is pathetic.
00:30:42Come hootin'.
00:30:42Somebody helpin' out a yodel here at Lester's Possum Parts.
00:30:47Join in, folks.
00:30:49It's yodlin' time.
00:30:51Yo-way.
00:30:52Yo-y-oh.
00:30:54Yo-y-oh.
00:30:54Yo-y-oh.
00:30:56Yo-y-oh.
00:30:56Lester's Possum Parts.
00:30:59Say, we're glad it's good.
00:31:02Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:04Y-y-y-y-y.
00:31:05Y-y-y-y-y.
00:31:07Hey, y-y-y-y.
00:31:09Y-y-y-y.
00:31:09Y-y-y-y.
00:31:10We're mighty glad to see you, and the parking's always free
00:31:15here at Leicester's
00:31:18Pop, pop, pop, possum, possum, loo-loo-loo-loo.
00:31:28Hey, that's the ticket.
00:31:30I'll be right back with a little possum pal.
00:31:33My life's a living.
00:31:35Hello, little buddy.
00:31:39Who's your favorite possum?
00:31:42Don't touch me.
00:31:44Oh, why such a long face?
00:31:47You're so sad.
00:31:50I know. You need a big hug from Lester.
00:31:53Don't even think about it.
00:31:55See? Now you feel all good inside.
00:31:59Beat it, Doofus.
00:32:05No, no, no, Dad, not that. Please.
00:32:07There you go, sport.
00:32:09What say we get our picture taken?
00:32:14You've got to be kidding.
00:32:15Oh, all right, but you're missing out.
00:32:22Hi, you son!
00:32:25Hey, everyone, check out the door!
00:32:28Say, Peppa press.
00:32:30Say, I see press!
00:32:31Yes!
00:32:35Get it, get it, get it, get it!
00:32:38Get out of here, please.
00:32:39Get out of here, get it, get out of here, get out of here.
00:32:41Get out of here, get out of here, get out of here, get out of here.
00:32:42Ha!
00:32:42Black whisperer, Maxie!
00:32:45Whoa!
00:32:46No!
00:32:47Hey, stop, please!
00:32:49No!
00:32:50No!
00:32:51That's good, sir!
00:32:52No.
00:32:53No.
00:32:54No.
00:32:54No.
00:33:00It's George.
00:33:01It's George Jr.
00:33:02Junior!
00:33:03Ha!
00:33:06Ha!
00:33:08Ha!
00:33:09Ha!
00:33:10Ha!
00:33:10Ha!
00:33:11Ha!
00:33:12Ha!
00:33:13Ha!
00:33:16Ha!
00:33:18Ha!
00:33:25Max!
00:33:27Hey, what the heck you trying to do?
00:33:30Trying to get away from you.
00:33:31Me? What'd I do?
00:33:35Forget it.
00:33:36I thought we was having fun.
00:33:38What's the matter?
00:33:39Nothing. Let's just go.
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:53You dropped your hat.
00:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!
00:33:58You dragged me from home, you jammed me in this dumb car,
00:34:01then drive a million miles away,
00:34:02and see some stupid rat show!
00:34:05Call me when the trip's over.
00:34:53Hey, Max.
00:34:54You wanna get in some fishing practice?
00:34:57Just a couple of days till we get to Lake Destiny.
00:35:01Maybe later.
00:35:06Take the last pair!
00:35:06No!
00:35:36Whoa. Now that's camping.
00:35:40You say something, Max.
00:35:42Ow!
00:35:48Mate? Goofy?
00:35:51What a serendipity doodah.
00:35:54Who'da thunk it, huh?
00:35:56Is PJ here?
00:35:58Oh, yeah. I'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere.
00:36:06You get the message that I'm trying to see.
00:36:09I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head.
00:36:12And you know I'm doing all I'm doing to the end.
00:36:15What a goop.
00:36:17To stand out above the crowd.
00:36:20Even if you got the shadow loud.
00:36:23No matter what the look, it's Max.
00:36:25I get... Max!
00:36:26Hey.
00:36:27Whoa. Small wilderness, dude.
00:36:29Didn't expect to run into you.
00:36:30Apparently not.
00:36:32You're just jealous, man.
00:36:33Because you ain't got the moves.
00:36:35Yeah, you can keep the moves.
00:36:37But I wouldn't mind having this RV.
00:36:40Oh.
00:36:41You are so lucky, man.
00:36:42Me?
00:36:43Oh, come on. You're the star.
00:36:45What do you mean?
00:36:46Going to the Powerline concert.
00:36:48Oh, it's unbelievable, man.
00:36:50Who told you about that?
00:36:51Hey, come on.
00:36:52Everybody in town knows about it, Max.
00:36:54You are going to be famous, buddy.
00:36:57Especially with Roxanne.
00:37:00There's only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peach.
00:37:04Who?
00:37:05My dad.
00:37:07So tell me, Goof.
00:37:08Is that kid of yours still giving you guff?
00:37:10I don't know what's wrong.
00:37:12Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away.
00:37:17Maybe you ought to just back off.
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:19Wrong, Goof.
00:37:20Look, if you keep them under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.
00:37:32Too bad, Pete.
00:37:34Almost.
00:37:35Almost?
00:37:36Watch this.
00:37:38PJ!
00:37:40Here, sir. Come on, sir. Yes, sir.
00:37:47Woo-hoo! Strike-o-la!
00:37:49Yeah!
00:37:49Thank you! Thank you!
00:37:51Yes!
00:37:51And the crowd goes wild!
00:37:54High five, son!
00:37:55Psyche!
00:37:58Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:38:01Cool!
00:38:02Oh, no thanks, Pete.
00:38:03Max and I have some fish to catch.
00:38:05Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
00:38:07So, what are we having?
00:38:09But, Max, I thought...
00:38:10I wonder you're some Goof.
00:38:15Maximilian!
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Get your gear, little man.
00:38:18We're going fishing.
00:38:21And I mean now!
00:38:31Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
00:38:33Oh, now, come on.
00:38:34That never stopped me.
00:38:36Let me show you a little family secret handed down through about 12 or 13 goof generations.
00:38:41The perfect cast.
00:38:44The perfect what?
00:38:45The perfect cast.
00:38:47My dad taught it to me when I was about your age.
00:38:50Okay, now.
00:38:51Watch carefully.
00:38:52You gotta be loose.
00:38:55Relax.
00:38:56With your feet apart.
00:38:58I mean, 10 o'clock, 2 o'clock, quarter to three, tour to play, twist, over, pot-a-doo, I'm
00:39:07a little T-pop, and I'm a wind-up!
00:39:11Huh?
00:39:12It'll let her fly!
00:39:15The perfect cast.
00:39:30And now, we reel her in.
00:39:48Quick, get the camera!
00:39:54Must be over three pounds.
00:39:57Hey, I don't want to miss this.
00:40:01Look, Max.
00:40:03Uh, Dad, it's Bigfoot!
00:40:07Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
00:40:09You're out of focus.
00:40:14What's the idea?
00:40:17Bigfoot!
00:40:23Behold, the legendary Bigfoot!
00:40:25Fable for Selva-
00:40:29It's locked!
00:40:31Quick, the sunroof!
00:40:34Hurry up!
00:40:37Hurry up!
00:40:46I can't believe it.
00:40:49Bigfoot.
00:40:50And I got the only video.
00:40:52We're gonna be famous.
00:41:00Let's just get out of here.
00:41:24Is he gone yet?
00:41:37Nope.
00:41:38Still here.
00:41:45Gee, Max.
00:41:47Is that Bigfoot in your stomach?
00:41:48Man, I'm starving.
00:41:51I feel the alphabet soup coming up.
00:42:00Dad, Dad.
00:42:03Dad!
00:42:05Stop playing around!
00:42:06He's coming!
00:42:07crispo boop!
00:42:18I can't believe it.
00:42:20I don't know.
00:42:21I can't believe it.
00:42:21Grrrr!
00:42:22Grrrr!
00:42:22Grrrr!
00:42:22Grr!
00:42:22Grrrr!
00:42:23That's it!
00:42:25Brrrr!
00:42:36Grrrr!
00:42:378, 9, 10, 12
00:42:53What's so funny?
00:42:55Hi Dad Soup.
00:42:56Huh?
00:42:57Don't tell me you don't remember Hi Dad Soup.
00:43:01Oh, come on. Sure you do.
00:43:03You used to spell things out using the letters.
00:43:06like uh hi dad or maxi or ambidextrous yeah that's oh oh little words like uh hasta la vista
00:43:14like bye-bye or i pledge allegiance or i love you
00:43:24is it soup yet almost forgot
00:43:29whoa where'd you learn to do that your granddad taught me that when we went to yosemite
00:43:35you two did a lot together huh yep
00:43:40mark davis i'm sorry
00:43:43um um how's the soup not bad i'm not
00:43:51what
00:43:53nothing
00:44:02well might as well get some shut eye i don't think we're going anywhere tonight
00:44:25my maxi
00:44:36you
00:44:37you
00:44:42you
00:44:50you
00:44:52you
00:45:04dear roxanne couldn't sleep so i thought i'd drop you a line dad and i are having a great time
00:45:12we're only days away from la and i can hardly wait for the big concert
00:45:20more high dad soup please
00:45:29dear roxanne i'm sorry i lied but i'm not really going to the power light concert
00:45:35you may never want to see me again oh man i'm dead no matter what i do
00:45:52so
00:46:38How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
00:46:43Uh, three and a half.
00:46:47Oh!
00:46:48Oh!
00:46:50Oh!
00:46:53Oh!
00:46:58Oh!
00:47:07Oh!
00:47:08Oh!
00:47:17Oh!
00:47:18Oh!
00:47:26Oh!
00:47:30Oh!
00:47:31Oh!
00:47:31Oh!
00:47:32Oh!
00:47:32Oh!
00:47:32Oh!
00:47:33Oh!
00:47:38Oh!
00:47:41Oh!
00:47:41Oh!
00:47:44Oh!
00:47:59Oh!
00:48:02Oh!
00:48:13Oh!
00:48:17Oh!
00:48:27Oh!
00:48:34Oh!
00:48:40Oh!
00:48:42Oh!
00:48:43Oh!
00:48:44Oh!
00:48:49Oh!
00:48:50Oh!
00:48:53Oh!
00:48:54Oh!
00:48:55Oh!
00:49:05Oh!
00:49:15Oh, boy!
00:49:37Oh, boy!
00:50:16Oh, boy!
00:50:16Gorge!
00:50:18Whoa!
00:50:20Check out the bed!
00:50:23Check out the dresser!
00:50:25Coral!
00:50:27Nice lamp!
00:50:29Classy choice there, Navigator.
00:50:32This is the police!
00:50:33We've got the place surrounded, see?
00:50:35You goofs come out with your hands up!
00:50:41You should've seen the look on your face!
00:50:45You really had him fooled, Pete.
00:50:47Me? You jumped out of your skin.
00:50:49Uh-oh, I was just pretending for your sake.
00:50:51Oh, right, sure.
00:50:52Did, too.
00:50:53Did not.
00:50:54Oh, ain't this sweet?
00:50:57Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act.
00:51:00Now, under your thumb.
00:51:02Mmm.
00:51:03So, since we're all being palsy-walsy here, how about letting me hook up the RV?
00:51:08Well...
00:51:09Oh, it's just a little tiny extension cord.
00:51:11You hardly even notice it.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:13Great!
00:51:14PJ!
00:51:19Hey, Goof.
00:51:20Why don't you order us a pizza?
00:51:21This might take a while.
00:51:26No, I mean I think...
00:51:27Here you go, kids.
00:51:29I wanna go check out the hot tub.
00:51:31Okay, sir.
00:51:32All right.
00:51:32I can't believe you, man.
00:51:34Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?
00:51:37It wasn't stupid.
00:51:39Come on, it was really stupid.
00:51:41Changing the map.
00:51:42I-I didn't know what I was doing, all right?
00:51:44I-I-I was panicked.
00:52:03Taking a break from the
00:52:05MTV generation, huh?
00:52:06Can't seize the blame, man?
00:52:08Oh wait.
00:52:08Okay.
00:52:10Do it, I was too late at the incline thing?
00:52:13Thank you, Holmes.
00:52:14He can't notice that society was purely highly universo,
00:52:14And I don't know what her point was abase and if she allowed her to come.
00:52:15waiting for the puzzle and the world pasado cycle from your3000,
00:52:15upset in the morning ofpped monster tent�. Who's
00:52:15having great things had vem a wee bit of as long has started? This would
00:52:15be like a ë– ï¿½lilslice,
00:52:15getting along just hunky-dory, huh?
00:52:18Yeah, it's been great.
00:52:20You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques
00:52:22worked for me.
00:52:23Harder I tried, the worse I got.
00:52:25Once I eased up, things just clicked.
00:52:28Oh, that's swell.
00:52:29So, uh, no problems then, huh?
00:52:33Not a one.
00:52:37That's...
00:52:38I just hate to be the bearer
00:52:40of bad news, but, uh...
00:52:42What is it, Pete?
00:52:44Your kid's duping you.
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:48Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ
00:52:50that he changed the map, so
00:52:52you're heading straight to L.A., pal.
00:52:54What?
00:52:55Oh, you tried, goof.
00:52:57He's just a bad kid, that's all.
00:53:00I don't believe you.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03I don't believe you, Pete.
00:53:04Oh, hey, don't take my word for it.
00:53:07Check your map.
00:53:08I don't need to check the map.
00:53:10I trust my son.
00:53:12You know, maybe Max isn't
00:53:14all the things that you think
00:53:15a son should be,
00:53:16but he loves me.
00:53:18Hey, my son respects me.
00:53:22Yeah.
00:53:25Check the map, goof.
00:53:43To the Philippines.
00:53:46Um...
00:53:46Um...
00:53:48Um...
00:53:50Um...
00:53:51Um...
00:53:51Uh...
00:53:55Um...
00:53:56Um...
00:54:01Hey, Dad.
00:54:04Sorry about the mess.
00:54:06I'll clean it up.
00:54:18I think I better go.
00:54:19See you, Peach.
00:54:21Don't forget.
00:54:22Power line.
00:54:23Shh!
00:54:29Don't forget.
00:54:59Well, here you go, Navigator.
00:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:12Here comes our junction.
00:55:17Okay, Max, now this is it.
00:55:19Left or right?
00:55:20Oh, come on, Max.
00:55:39Come on, Max.
00:55:41How about a song, Dad?
00:55:44Uh, a game?
00:55:46A game, yeah.
00:55:47Yeah, a game, okay.
00:55:48Uh, a man or a woman?
00:55:51A man?
00:55:52A man.
00:55:52Okay, uh, Walt Disney.
00:56:18Dad, listen.
00:56:20I don't know.
00:56:21I don't know.
00:56:22I don't know.
00:56:22I gotta tell you something dad. Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
00:56:31Forget it
00:56:46Hey the car what now you want to drive to no dad the car
00:56:58What do you do now max? I didn't do anything dad. I only touched it
00:57:11You locked it. I locked it. It's your door. You locked it. Well, you distracted me
00:57:18You should have put the brake on
00:57:20Why don't you just put it on yourself
00:57:23See you ruin everything
00:57:30Vacation
00:57:31I never wanted to go on this stupid
00:57:38Vacation
00:57:51Now look where you got us dad where I got us you sure let me stay at home
00:57:56Why so you didn't end up in prison prison
00:57:59What are you talking about?
00:58:02Your principal called me
00:58:04It's not what you think you even lied to me
00:58:07I had to you were ruining my life
00:58:09I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?
00:58:12I'm not your little boy anymore dad
00:58:15I've grown up
00:58:17I've got my own life now
00:58:18I know that
00:58:20I just wanted to be part of it
00:58:25You're my son max no matter how big you get you'll always be my son
00:58:31You you what are you tools to get back on your mother with her?
00:58:31I'm not your son
00:58:36I'm not your son
00:58:42I'm not your son
00:58:47I'm okay
00:58:51You're my son
00:58:52You're my son
00:58:54Uw
00:58:58You're my son
00:59:00You're my son
00:59:01I'm not whether you're a ê·¸ë ‡ê²Œ
00:59:18There are times you drive me, shall we say bananas, and your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.
00:59:27Still whatever mess I land in, who is always understanding, nobody else but you.
00:59:37Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering, and your values may be, so to speak, askew.
00:59:46Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each catastrophe, nobody else but you.
00:59:58Nobody else but you, it's just our luck, we're stuck together.
01:00:06Nobody else but you, it's crazy enough to believe we'll come through.
01:00:17So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric.
01:00:22And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.
01:00:25But when life becomes distressin', who will I be SOSin', if you're having trouble guessing here's a clue.
01:00:35Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated, and he's nobody else but nobody else but you.
01:00:48We've turned into a true blue duo.
01:00:53Hard times we've had a few.
01:00:57Like we're thrown in the drink, like we're tossed out of town.
01:01:02But when I start to sleep, hey, I'd rather go down.
01:01:07With nobody else but why are you?
01:01:15Oh, Dad.
01:01:20Well, anyway, I figure she's never gonna wanna talk to me again.
01:01:23Much less go out.
01:01:25What a dumb lie, huh?
01:01:27What do you know?
01:01:28My Maxie.
01:01:30Love.
01:01:32Gosh, you're really growing up.
01:01:34Happened so fast, I guess I sorta missed it.
01:01:39Welp.
01:01:40I think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up on stage with this power
01:01:44line feller.
01:01:46Uh, how are we gonna do that?
01:01:48Now you just leave that up to me.
01:01:50No, Dad, really.
01:01:51I think we should just, you know, forget it.
01:01:53Now how come you always think I'm gonna lead you into some sort of calamity?
01:01:57Uh, Dad?
01:01:59What's wrong now?
01:02:00Look!
01:02:03A waterfall!
01:02:06A waterfall!
01:02:08A waterfall!
01:02:17Dad!
01:02:19Go out!
01:02:35You have a hold, Max!
01:02:41Whoa!
01:02:44Whoa!
01:02:54Uh-uh-uh.
01:02:58Whoa!
01:03:04He's dead.
01:03:05He's dead!
01:03:06Oh!
01:03:06Yeah, I've got to run away.
01:03:06Oh, my God!
01:03:20Ten o'clock, close the heat towards the day.
01:03:22First, I'm going to keep her head-of-fly!
01:03:39Oh, my God!
01:03:52Perfect cast.
01:04:11Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
01:04:14It looks all over yet!
01:04:37We made it!
01:04:38Come on, Max, let's get you on stage.
01:04:40Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
01:04:42Yeah, yeah!
01:04:44Ooh, that again.
01:04:47Death?
01:04:48Death?
01:04:49Death?
01:04:56I got myself in motion.
01:05:00One, I know that you'll understand.
01:05:04We set the world in motion.
01:05:07By reaching out for each other's hands,
01:05:11Maybe we'll discover what we should've known all along.
01:05:15What are you doing here?
01:05:17Hey!
01:05:18What?
01:05:20What?
01:05:21What?
01:05:24What?
01:05:29What?!
01:05:30What?
01:05:31What?
01:05:33What?
01:05:37What?
01:05:45What?
01:06:02Hey, Dad, Dad, you're the perfect cast!
01:06:12If you have a lonely answer, you will let me go!
01:06:20And the world is falling, because we're getting used to me!
01:06:24I'm looking, trying to see, yeah!
01:06:28If we listen to each other's heart, we're back, we're never too far!
01:06:36That's Max, I know you!
01:06:42You did it!
01:07:04Yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:07:06Come on, baby!
01:07:07I do it!
01:07:08I do it!
01:07:10I do it!
01:07:14I do it!
01:07:16I do it!
01:07:31You've done the right thing, son!
01:07:32Yeah, I know, but you'll probably never talk to me again!
01:07:36Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's just not the one for you!
01:07:42That's what I'm afraid of!
01:07:45I do it!
01:08:09I do it!
01:08:10I do it!
01:08:11I do it!
01:08:12I do it!
01:08:12I think you're on TV, you were great!
01:08:14Yeah?
01:08:15I mean, no, no...
01:08:17I mean, uh...
01:08:19Roxanne, I lied to you.
01:08:21I don't even know Powerline.
01:08:22What are you talking about? A billion people saw you dance with him.
01:08:26Yeah, well, I never met him before. The concert, that is.
01:08:32You mean that story about Powerline and your dad?
01:08:37Why would you make up something like that?
01:08:39I don't know. I guess I just wanted you to like me.
01:08:44I already liked you, Max.
01:08:48From the very first time I heard you laugh.
01:08:51Yuck.
01:08:53So, you want to do something tonight?
01:08:56Definitely. Oh, oh no, I can't, I can't.
01:08:59What?
01:09:00Well, I'm kind of doing something with my dad.
01:09:03Honest, how about tomorrow?
01:09:06Deal.
01:09:06Oh, I'm kind of laughing.
01:09:10Oh, yeah.
01:09:14Oh, yeah.
01:09:19Oh, yeah.
01:09:24Oh, yeah.
01:09:26Oh, yeah.
01:09:28Yeah, boy.
01:09:31Oh, yeah.
01:09:33Oh, yeah.
01:09:40Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
01:09:44Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:34Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:05Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:35Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:52Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:59Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:25Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:49Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:13:23Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:13:39Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:01Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:18Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:28Mademoiselle.
01:14:30Mademoiselle.
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