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00:01:05Roxanne?
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00:01:34What's wrong?
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00:02:53Oh, no, no thanks.
00:02:54I, uh, I need an exercise.
00:02:56Oh, come on, Max!
00:02:59Dad!
00:03:01Oh, Dad, you ruined it.
00:03:08Sorry about that.
00:03:10Who was he, anyway?
00:03:11It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet.
00:03:14Oh, not bigger than Xavier Cougat, the Mambo King.
00:03:20Everybody Mambo!
00:03:21Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:03:22Come on!
00:03:23Come on, there's no time for this.
00:03:24Hold on, let the neighbors see us.
00:03:29Maxie, wait up!
00:03:31You forgot your lunch.
00:03:33Have a good day.
00:03:37They've been laughing since I can't remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore.
00:03:43No more Maxie, no more Maxie the Geek, no more Goof of the Week, like before.
00:03:50No more algebra tests till September.
00:03:53No more looking at losers like him.
00:03:57No more heaven to cheat.
00:03:59No more mystery meat.
00:04:00No more Jim, no more Jim, no more Jim, no more Jim.
00:04:04Gotta move to the mall.
00:04:05Gotta live in the pool.
00:04:07Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool.
00:04:10Cause after today, I'm still gonna be confusing.
00:04:14After today, she'll be mine.
00:04:17After today, my brains will be confusing.
00:04:20If I don't faint, I'll be fine.
00:04:23I've got 41 minutes of comic economics.
00:04:27Been down with the textbook.
00:04:28End up with the comics.
00:04:29Just think of all the time I've been losing.
00:04:33Finding the right thing to say.
00:04:36But things will be going my way.
00:04:39After today.
00:04:40She looked right through me.
00:04:43And who could blame her?
00:04:46I need a new me.
00:04:49Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a Goof.
00:04:52And after today, I'm going to be too today.
00:04:56No more pep rallies to cut.
00:04:59I'm going to be too today.
00:05:00I'm going to be too today.
00:05:02I'm going to be too today.
00:05:03I'm going to sit on my butt.
00:05:05I've got less than an hour.
00:05:07And when this is ended, I'll either be famous.
00:05:10Or you'll be suspended.
00:05:12Just think of all the time I've been losing.
00:05:15Waiting until I can sing.
00:05:18Gonna be on my own, because your parents may not.
00:05:21Gonna party from now to the end of July.
00:05:25Things will be going my way.
00:05:27After today.
00:05:32I wish that this was the day after today.
00:05:44Are you all right?
00:05:46Yeah, I'm okay.
00:05:47I just...
00:05:48Don...
00:05:48There I was...
00:05:50Cam and I...
00:06:04I can't believe I did that.
00:06:08She finally says hi to me, and what do I do?
00:06:10I...
00:06:11Choke!
00:06:13Yuck!
00:06:14The big spaz.
00:06:16Where have you been, buddy?
00:06:18Hi, Peach.
00:06:19Did you get the camera?
00:06:20Look, Max.
00:06:21If my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me.
00:06:23Are you sure we gotta do this?
00:06:25It's my only chance, Peach.
00:06:27To Roxanne, I'm just a nobody.
00:06:30But after today...
00:06:34Bobby!
00:06:36Wow, look.
00:06:37All this is for us?
00:06:41Mmm...
00:06:41Slurpage.
00:06:43Oh, this is gonna be so great, man.
00:06:46Dude, need fundage, bro.
00:06:47Oh, your feet.
00:06:48Yeah, yeah, right here.
00:06:53Cheddar!
00:06:56Cheddar whizzy!
00:07:04Mmm.
00:07:05It's pretty scrumptious.
00:07:08Huh.
00:07:09Let's do it, ladies.
00:07:13As student body president, I just wanna say, like, yay to all of us for a really neat year.
00:07:18Yo, Stacy!
00:07:19Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
00:07:22And also that I hope you can all attend my totally amazing end of school party next Saturday
00:07:26to watch the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view.
00:07:30Thank you, thank you very much.
00:07:32And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.
00:07:39Thank you, Stacy!
00:07:41And good morning, boys and girls.
00:07:43You know, every year on the last day of school, I have several youngsters approach me and say,
00:07:50Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?
00:07:55We don't wanna waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends.
00:08:00Say, uh, Roxanne.
00:08:01About Stacy's part.
00:08:08How you, uh...
00:08:09How you doing down there, Bobby?
00:08:11Don't give me that attitude, you guys.
00:08:13I'm doing it all for you.
00:08:17This is nuts.
00:08:19I don't know why I'll let you guys talk me into this.
00:08:21If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke my entire existence.
00:08:24Huh?
00:08:25Up the element.
00:08:26Or...
00:08:27I hope this works.
00:08:30How about science slumber parties?
00:08:35What?
00:08:44Hey!
00:08:45I'm not gonna get...
00:08:47Ah!
00:08:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:08:52Some people settle for the typical thing.
00:08:55Living all their lives waiting in the wings.
00:08:58It ain't a question of it, just a matter of time.
00:09:01Before I move to the front of my life.
00:09:05Once you're watching every movement I make.
00:09:08You gotta believe that I gotta...
00:09:11Ah!
00:09:11Oh!
00:09:12Oh!
00:09:13Oh!
00:09:13Oh!
00:09:14Oh!
00:09:14Oh!
00:09:16Oh!
00:09:18Oh!
00:09:19Oh!
00:09:19Oh!
00:09:20Oh!
00:09:24Oh!
00:09:29Oh!
00:09:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
00:09:31If I could make you stop and take a look at me instead of just...
00:09:36Walking by...
00:09:38There's nothing that, I wouldn't do, if it were getting you to notice.
00:09:42I'm alive!
00:09:45All I need is a chance or second thought, a second whistle believed.
00:09:49I got whatever it takes.
00:09:51It's a piece of cake.
00:09:56Wow!
00:10:00It's the only place you'll see
00:10:02Gonna stand on your school!
00:10:11Hey, it's the Goof Boy!
00:10:14We're busted!
00:10:21Go-go-boo-joo-boo-boo-boo-boo!
00:10:23Help me!
00:10:24Come on, smile!
00:10:27Smiley-wiley!
00:10:31Oh, come on, Kimmy!
00:10:33Give me a big...
00:10:50Stop goofing around!
00:10:51We got work to do!
00:10:53Okay, Kimmy, back to mommy now!
00:11:04Oh, you have such a way with children!
00:11:08You have such a way with children!
00:11:12Okay, now, who's next over here?
00:11:15Step aside, Goof!
00:11:16Let a pro show you how it's done!
00:11:18Okay, who's next over here?
00:11:21Uh...
00:11:21Oh, hello, precious...
00:11:27You lucky woman!
00:11:28Now, now, now, you come on here, honey!
00:11:30It's picture time!
00:11:32Peek-a-boo!
00:11:33She is so cute!
00:11:34Peek-a-boo!
00:11:36Of course, Pete, you sure are good with kids!
00:11:39Oh, yeah, well, they love me!
00:11:42Why, PJ, he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer!
00:11:47Really?
00:11:47Where are you going?
00:11:48Camping!
00:11:49Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and a son!
00:11:55Oh, Max would never go for anything like that!
00:11:58I don't know, Goof!
00:11:59Gimme, gimme, gimme!
00:12:00Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents!
00:12:03Well, for all you know, he's running around with some gang, and stealing stuff, and causing riots, and...
00:12:10No, Max is a good kid!
00:12:12He'd never get mixed up in something like that!
00:12:22I'm a failure.
00:12:24Complete loser.
00:12:26My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.
00:12:29Uh-huh!
00:12:30Huh?
00:12:31Max!
00:12:32Look!
00:12:32It's the Leaning Tower of Cheez-a!
00:12:35Huh!
00:12:39Oh, man!
00:12:40My dad is gonna smash me like a bug!
00:12:43Hey, PJ!
00:12:45Detention!
00:12:46Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:12:47Robert Zemerewski!
00:12:50Okay, I'm coming!
00:12:52Max, here.
00:12:53Guard this with your life, dude.
00:13:03Hey, Maz-er!
00:13:05What's up, bro?
00:13:06Oh!
00:13:07And then my parents' air-conditioning went on the fridge, so I figured with all those kids in my house,
00:13:10the place would be like a sauna, so I'm all freaked out.
00:13:12But then I thought, like, use it!
00:13:13So my theme's gonna be, power line goes rainforest.
00:13:16Too much?
00:13:18Roxanne, are you listening?
00:13:21Uh-huh.
00:13:25Stacy, no!
00:13:26I don't wanna-
00:13:27Talk to him!
00:13:29Ahem!
00:13:31Ahem!
00:13:32Ahem!
00:13:33Ahem!
00:13:34Tap him!
00:13:36Ugh!
00:13:46Gosh, I'm sorry.
00:13:47It's okay.
00:13:48Really.
00:13:52Um, I-I liked your dance.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Uh, yeah?
00:13:56Uh, yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.
00:13:59I know!
00:13:59He's-he's totally genius.
00:14:01Yeah, he's, uh, he's doing a concert next week in L.A.
00:14:03Oh, yeah!
00:14:04Stacy's showing it at her party.
00:14:05Yeah.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:09Um, uh, Roxanne, I was, uh, sort of kind of thinking that maybe I'd, um, ask you to go with
00:14:17me, that is, to the party.
00:14:20Of course, if you don't want to, I'd completely understand.
00:14:22Well, I was sort of kind of thinking that I'd love to.
00:14:28Yeah?
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:29Good.
00:14:30Great.
00:14:30Terrific.
00:14:31Wonderful.
00:14:32All right.
00:14:33Okay.
00:14:33Come on, Roxanne.
00:14:34We don't want to belabor the moment now, do we?
00:14:37Well, I'd better be going.
00:14:38I'll, uh, call you later.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:42Bye.
00:14:43Oh.
00:14:45Bye.
00:14:47See?
00:14:48That wasn't so bad.
00:14:49I told you men are easy to deal with.
00:14:51Yes!
00:14:52She said yes!
00:14:53Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:14:56Everybody mumble!
00:15:01It's not my brain yet!
00:15:03Come on!
00:15:03Oh!
00:15:05Die!
00:15:06Yeah!
00:15:07Yeah!
00:15:08Dance with her.
00:15:09Do with her.
00:15:11Miss Maybone!
00:15:13Yes, sir!
00:15:14Get that boy's father on the phone at once!
00:15:16Right away, sir!
00:15:17Woo!
00:15:19Hello?
00:15:20Uh, yes, Mr. Goof.
00:15:22This is Principal Mazur.
00:15:24I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximilian.
00:15:27Max?
00:15:27Oh, my gosh.
00:15:29Is he hurt?
00:15:29No, Mr. Goof.
00:15:31He's in trouble!
00:15:32Trouble?
00:15:33What kind of trouble?
00:15:34Dressed like a gang member.
00:15:36Gang member?
00:15:36Your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!
00:15:42Riot?
00:15:43Couldn't be mine!
00:15:44If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child before he ends up
00:15:50in the electric chair!
00:15:52The electric chair?
00:15:57What am I going to do?
00:16:00Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:03Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:24Lake Destiny.
00:16:26Lake Destiny.
00:16:27Okay, kiddo.
00:16:28Now, smile!
00:16:29Lake Destiny, Idaho!
00:16:31Like Hootabro!
00:16:32You were right, Pete. Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between father and son. You said so
00:16:38yourself.
00:16:39Well, yeah, but...
00:16:40I'm going fishing. I'm going fishing with my boy.
00:16:44Yeah. Okay, precious. Give me a big smile.
00:16:51Fishy, fishy.
00:16:58Cool concert, lad.
00:16:59What?
00:17:00Well, bud.
00:17:03Hey, Max, wicked dance.
00:17:06Thanks.
00:17:06Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.
00:17:08Way to go, man!
00:17:10I just heard about you and Roxanne.
00:17:12Oh, Pete, come back.
00:17:14See? See? I told you our plan would work.
00:17:18Max, Max.
00:17:19He's not going on.
00:17:20Max.
00:17:21Max, Max, Max.
00:17:23Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max!
00:17:37It's a piece of cake.
00:17:39Stand out above the crowd, even if I gotta shout out loud.
00:17:45Tomorrow is the only thing you see.
00:17:48Gonna stand out, stand out, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:55Stand out.
00:17:58Tomorrow is the only thing you see.
00:18:01Gonna stand out.
00:18:04So you notice me.
00:18:07Going somewhere, Pop?
00:18:08Sure are.
00:18:09Hello, Rooney.
00:18:11Cool.
00:18:11Have a good time, Dad.
00:18:12If you're gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line.
00:18:14But, Max, this isn't just my vacation.
00:18:17It's a vacation with me and my best buddy.
00:18:20Oh, Donald Duck?
00:18:21No, silly.
00:18:22With you.
00:18:28Are you okay, Maxie?
00:18:30W-what did you say?
00:18:32That's right.
00:18:33A vacation, son.
00:18:35We'll spend some real quality time together.
00:18:38I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:18:39Hey, got a present for you.
00:18:41No, stop!
00:18:42I get what you're doing!
00:18:46You look just like I did at your age.
00:18:49Please don't say that, Dad.
00:18:50Wait, I saved the best for last.
00:18:54It's been handed down from goof to goof to goof.
00:18:58And now, it's yours, son.
00:19:01A stick?
00:19:02No, silly.
00:19:03A fishing pole.
00:19:05Fishing?
00:19:06We're going fishing?
00:19:07Yup.
00:19:08Just like my dad and me did.
00:19:09Two best buddies fishing our late destiny.
00:19:13Away from it all.
00:19:15I don't want to be away from it all, Dad.
00:19:17I like it all.
00:19:19Hey, look, Maxie.
00:19:20We're using the same map me and my dad used.
00:19:23We'll take the same route and make the same stops and see the same sights.
00:19:28But that trip would take weeks, Dad.
00:19:30Exactly!
00:19:31Getting there's half the fun.
00:19:33Put the map away, Dad.
00:19:34It's not gonna happen, I'm telling you.
00:19:35Careful, though.
00:19:36It'll wrinkle my past.
00:19:38And our future.
00:19:40What the map says, Max, we will follow.
00:19:44That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but, uh...
00:19:47Seriously, there's this party I have to go to.
00:19:49Well, there'll be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie.
00:19:52Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party.
00:19:56Look at me now.
00:19:57Great, Dad.
00:19:59Up in, Maxie.
00:20:04All right, then.
00:20:06Guess I'll just have to go all alone.
00:20:09That's all.
00:20:11Just sit in the boat all alone.
00:20:15And talk to myself all alone.
00:20:19I guess so.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21Off you.
00:20:22No, Dad.
00:20:22Just hop right in there.
00:20:24No.
00:20:25Come on, Maxie.
00:20:26Go for it.
00:20:27Get down this body up.
00:20:30And we're ready for takeoff.
00:20:35Set for adventure, Maxie?
00:20:37Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
00:20:39Because I don't want you to end up in the electric chair.
00:20:43Electric chair?
00:20:44I'm not giving up on you, son.
00:20:46Together, we're gonna work this out.
00:20:49Work this out?
00:20:50But, Dad...
00:20:51No buts about it, Maxie boy.
00:20:52Your old pop knows best.
00:20:54But...
00:20:59Goodbye, house.
00:21:00Goodbye, mailbox.
00:21:03Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
00:21:08Goodbye, hopes.
00:21:09Goodbye, dreams.
00:21:11Goodbye, Roxanne.
00:21:13Roxanne?
00:21:13Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first.
00:21:15I have to talk to someone.
00:21:17Well...
00:21:17Watch out!
00:21:19Get!
00:21:20Get!
00:21:20Get!
00:21:20Watch out!
00:21:23Get!
00:21:23Get over!
00:21:26Now, make it quick, Maxie boy.
00:21:27We gotta put some road behind us.
00:21:31You're getting canceled your first date in less than an hour.
00:21:35Must be some kind of lame old record.
00:21:42Hi.
00:21:43Is Roxanne home?
00:21:45Oh, my name is Max.
00:21:49Does...
00:21:50Roxanne live here?
00:21:51Does she even live on this block?
00:21:53Oh, wait!
00:21:54It's okay, Daddy.
00:21:55Max is a friend from school.
00:21:58Go on.
00:22:00Go on.
00:22:01Good Daddy.
00:22:02Hey, Max.
00:22:04I haven't.
00:22:05You wanna...
00:22:07have a seat?
00:22:09He...
00:22:09Oh.
00:22:10Uh-oh.
00:22:13Daddy!
00:22:15I promise he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party.
00:22:18Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by.
00:22:21I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24I...
00:22:25was, too.
00:22:26Was?
00:22:27You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kickin'.
00:22:30Well, don't worry about it, Max.
00:22:31It's just a dumb party.
00:22:32No, it's not.
00:22:33It...
00:22:33Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you.
00:22:35I...
00:22:35No, I... Max, I understand...
00:22:37But my dad surprised me.
00:22:38I don't even wanna go, but I have no choice.
00:22:40I'm sure I can find someone else.
00:22:42Someone else?
00:22:43I'll just talk to you later.
00:22:45Um...
00:22:46Uh...
00:22:46Roxanne, uh...
00:22:48My dad is, uh...
00:22:49My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in L.A.
00:22:52Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?
00:22:57Uh...
00:22:57Well, you see, uh, my dad...
00:22:59Um...
00:23:00Knew...
00:23:00Knows!
00:23:01Knows Powerline!
00:23:02They used to play together.
00:23:03In a band!
00:23:04Yeah!
00:23:05Come on, son!
00:23:07Let's get this show on the roll!
00:23:09Uh...
00:23:09Just a minute!
00:23:11You...
00:23:12Party...
00:23:12Animal you!
00:23:16You're really serious.
00:23:18Absolutely.
00:23:21So, uh...
00:23:22You...
00:23:23Aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
00:23:25Well...
00:23:26I guess...
00:23:26Because...
00:23:27I was hoping...
00:23:28I could, uh...
00:23:29Wave to you...
00:23:30On stage when we join Powerline for the final number!
00:23:33This is incredible!
00:23:35Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
00:23:39Mwah!
00:23:43Have a great time at the concert, Max!
00:23:45Uh...
00:23:45I'll see you on TV!
00:23:48I'm in deep sludge!
00:23:57I'm in deep sludge!
00:23:59They walk!
00:24:00Well, here we are!
00:24:02Out on the open road!
00:24:04Retracing the steps of my boyhood!
00:24:06And here's...
00:24:08Maxie!
00:24:09Say hi, Max!
00:24:11Well, how about a wave?
00:24:13Not now, Dad.
00:24:14Uh...
00:24:15What a getter!
00:24:25Hmm...
00:24:25What in games I used to play with my dad?
00:24:29Little bingo...
00:24:30Twenty qu...
00:24:30Hey, Maxie!
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:32Let's play a game!
00:24:33You think of a name, and I'll try and guess who it is!
00:24:36Uh...
00:24:36Man or woman?
00:24:37Oh, man...
00:24:38Man...
00:24:39Uh...
00:24:40That's a toughie!
00:24:42Uh...
00:24:42Let's see...
00:24:44Walt Disney!
00:24:45Right...
00:24:46I'm good at this!
00:24:48Now, uh...
00:24:48I'll think of one!
00:24:50Hmm...
00:24:53Oh!
00:24:54You wanna sing a song, huh?
00:24:56Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time!
00:25:01High hopes!
00:25:03He's got high hopes!
00:25:06He's got high apple pie in the sky!
00:25:10Hoff...
00:25:12Hoops!
00:25:12That will get ya hoops!
00:25:15Hoops!
00:25:16Hoops!
00:25:16There goes another rubber collect!
00:25:21Hoops!
00:25:22Hoops!
00:25:22There goes another ooh!
00:25:24Hoops!
00:25:26Hoops!
00:25:31Oh, Great Dad!
00:25:35Now we don't have any music!
00:25:37Oh, Maxie, it's not so bad.
00:25:39We'll just have to entertain ourselves.
00:26:14Do you need a break from modern living?
00:26:18Do you long to shed your weary load?
00:26:22If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried,
00:26:25just grab a friend and take a ride together on the open road.
00:26:30Come on, Maxie!
00:26:33All in all, I'd rather have detention.
00:26:37All in all, I'd rather eat a toad.
00:26:41An old man drives like such a crux
00:26:44that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road.
00:26:50There's nothing can upset me, cause now we're on our way.
00:26:54Our trusty map will guide us straight and through.
00:26:59Roxanne, please don't forget me.
00:27:01I will return someday.
00:27:03Though I may be in traction when I do.
00:27:06Be a Max, relaxin' like the old days.
00:27:10This is worse than dragon breath and acne.
00:27:12You're the buddy buddy kind of mad.
00:27:15I think I may explode.
00:27:16Gonna see that highway, I could cry.
00:27:18You know, that's funny.
00:27:19So could I just be an out on the open road?
00:27:30Howdy boys!
00:27:31Is this the way to Nashville?
00:27:34Watch it, Mack!
00:27:35Oh, you'll be gettin' towed!
00:27:38I'm in no hurry to arrive, cause I'll be tired in 65
00:27:43the next time I seize the open road.
00:27:49There's the week of rest and reliance and shine.
00:27:52Yeah!
00:27:53And the odd romantic episode.
00:27:56Very odd!
00:27:57Look!
00:27:58I'm telephoronizing your bust.
00:28:00Look out, Richard Maxi!
00:28:01My dust from now on, I all feel fit-roll.
00:28:06It's me and little Maxi, my pipsqueak pioneer.
00:28:10They're part of this forever whispered home.
00:28:13Yee-haw!
00:28:14Could someone call a taxi?
00:28:16And get me out of here?
00:28:19To Beverly Hills, 90210.
00:28:22Oh, every day, another new adventure.
00:28:27Every mile, another new zip code.
00:28:31And the girls we have are underfoot.
00:28:34And I'd go with them if I could.
00:28:36I've got no strings on me.
00:28:38I'm feelin' fancy free.
00:28:40How wonderful to be!
00:28:43Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:28:51-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:28:54-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:29:00-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:29:02-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:29:04-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:29:09Just ramp up, ramp up, and loop it down!
00:29:14Dad, you're gonna get us killed!
00:29:17Why don't you just give me the map?
00:29:19Oh, no thanks, son. Navigating's a big responsibility.
00:29:22Besides, you wouldn't want to spoil the big surprise.
00:29:26I'm taking you someplace pretty special.
00:29:36Gorge, that's even better than I remembered.
00:29:38No, Mommy! I don't want to go!
00:29:42Yeah, fun. Tell you what, I'm just gonna wait right here in the car.
00:29:47You party pooper! Come on, this is gonna be fun!
00:29:51Oh, howdy there, folks.
00:29:54Lester's is proud to present the awesome posse jamboree.
00:30:01Here it is.
00:30:05Kiss the drawing!
00:30:12Howdy, folks!
00:30:13Who's your favorite possum?
00:30:16Lester!
00:30:19Got us a seat right up front.
00:30:22Let me introduce you to the posse.
00:30:24Here's Buford, Beulah, and Mordecai.
00:30:29Hey, Lester. Ready for yodlin'?
00:30:33Sure am, Buford.
00:30:35Now gather round, my possum pals.
00:30:36Join the jamboree.
00:30:38Come hootin' howlin' holler from the heart.
00:30:41This is pathetic.
00:30:42Somebody helpin' out a yodel here at Lester's Possum Parts.
00:30:47Join in, folks, it's yodlin' time!
00:30:50Yo, ay... Yo, yo, yo, yo...
00:30:56Lester's passing hard.
00:30:59Hey, yo, yeah!
00:31:01Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:31:05Yo, Lester's!
00:31:07Don't you wanna be hanging from a tree?
00:31:11We're mighty glad to see you in the parkin''s always free!
00:31:15Here at Lester's Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop!
00:31:20Possum Possum
00:31:24Hey, that's the ticket.
00:31:30I'll be right back in the little possum pile.
00:31:33My life's a living.
00:31:35Hello, little buddy!
00:31:39Who's your favorite possum?
00:31:42Don't touch me.
00:31:44Aww, why such a long face?
00:31:47You're so sad.
00:31:50I know. You need a big hug from Lester.
00:31:53Don't even think about it.
00:31:55See? Now you feel all good inside.
00:31:59Beat it, Doofus.
00:32:05No, no, no, Dad, not that. Please.
00:32:07There you go, sport.
00:32:09What say we get our picture taken?
00:32:14You've got to be kidding.
00:32:16All right, but you're missing out.
00:32:21What are you, son?
00:32:25Hey, everyone, check out the door.
00:32:28Say, pass away.
00:32:30Sassy press.
00:32:31Get up, this guy's down.
00:32:36Get up!
00:32:41Throughout is all the mess.
00:32:45Go!
00:32:46Don't fall in the middle.
00:32:50Get up!
00:32:52Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.
00:33:02Ah
00:33:03Ha ha ha ha!
00:33:05Ha ha ha ha!
00:33:08Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:33:25Hey!
00:33:28What's the heck are you trying to do?
00:33:30Trying to get away from you.
00:33:31Me? What'd I do?
00:33:35Forget it.
00:33:36I thought we was having fun. What's the matter?
00:33:39Nothing. Let's just go.
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:53Oh, you dropped your hat.
00:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!
00:33:58You dragged me from home, you jammed me in this dumb car,
00:34:01then drive a million miles away, and see some stupid rat show!
00:34:05Call me when the trip's over.
00:34:53Hey, Max, you want to get in some fishing practice?
00:34:57Just a couple of days till we get to Lake Destiny.
00:35:00Maybe later.
00:35:07I'll be right back.
00:35:11I'll be right back.
00:35:37Whoa, now that's camping.
00:35:40Did you say something, Max?
00:35:51What a serendipity doodah.
00:35:54Who'da thunk it, huh?
00:35:56Is PJ here?
00:35:58Oh, yeah.
00:35:59I'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere.
00:36:02It ain't a question of how, or just a matter of week.
00:36:06You get the message that I'm trying to see.
00:36:09I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head.
00:36:12And you know I'm doing all I'm doing to the end.
00:36:15Oh, what a goop.
00:36:17To stand out above the crowd, even if you've got to shout out loud.
00:36:23No matter what the look, it's Max, I get...
00:36:25Max!
00:36:26Whoa!
00:36:27Small wilderness, dude.
00:36:29Didn't expect to run into you.
00:36:31Apparently not.
00:36:32You're just jealous, man.
00:36:33Cause you ain't got the moves.
00:36:35Yeah, you can keep the moves.
00:36:37But I wouldn't mind having this RV.
00:36:40Oh.
00:36:41You're so lucky, man.
00:36:43Me?
00:36:43Oh, come on.
00:36:44You're the star.
00:36:45What are you...
00:36:46Going to the Powerline concert?
00:36:48Oh, it's unbelievable, man.
00:36:50Who told you about that?
00:36:51Hey, come on.
00:36:52Everybody in town knows about it, Max.
00:36:54You are gonna be famous, buddy.
00:36:57Especially with Roxanne.
00:37:00There's, uh, only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peach.
00:37:04Who?
00:37:05My dad.
00:37:07So tell me, Goof.
00:37:08Is that kid of yours still giving you guff?
00:37:10I don't know what's wrong.
00:37:12Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away.
00:37:17Maybe you oughta just back off.
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:19Wrong, Goof.
00:37:21Look, if you keep them under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.
00:37:32Too bad, Pete.
00:37:34Almost.
00:37:35Almost?
00:37:36Huh.
00:37:36Watch this.
00:37:38PJ!
00:37:40Here, sir.
00:37:41Coming, sir.
00:37:41Yes, sir.
00:37:47Woo-hoo!
00:37:48Strike, Ola!
00:37:49Yeah!
00:37:51Yes!
00:37:51And the crowd goes wild.
00:37:54High five, son!
00:37:55Psych!
00:37:58Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:38:01Cool.
00:38:02Oh, no thanks, Pete.
00:38:03Uh, Max and I have some fish to catch.
00:38:05Oh, Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
00:38:07So, uh, what are we having?
00:38:09But, Max, I thought...
00:38:11Under your thumb, Goof.
00:38:15Maximilian!
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Get your gear, little man.
00:38:18We're going fishing.
00:38:21And I mean now!
00:38:32Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
00:38:34Oh, now, come on.
00:38:34That never stopped me.
00:38:36Let me show you a little family secret handed down through about twelve or thirteen Goof generations.
00:38:41The perfect cast.
00:38:44The perfect what?
00:38:45The perfect cast.
00:38:47My dad taught it to me when I was about your age.
00:38:50Okay, now.
00:38:51Watch carefully.
00:38:52You gotta be loose.
00:38:56Relaxed.
00:38:56With your feet apart.
00:38:58And...
00:38:59Ten o'clock.
00:39:00Two o'clock.
00:39:02Quarter to three.
00:39:03Tour your pay.
00:39:04Twist.
00:39:05Over.
00:39:05Pot-a-doo.
00:39:06I'm a little teapot.
00:39:08I'm a wind-up!
00:39:11Huh?
00:39:12It'll let her fly!
00:39:14The perfect cast.
00:39:30And now, we reel her in.
00:39:45Whoa!
00:39:48Quick!
00:39:49Get the camera!
00:39:55Must be over three pounds.
00:39:57Hey, I don't want to miss this.
00:40:01Look, Max.
00:40:03Uh, da-da-dad?
00:40:05It's Fat Foot!
00:40:07Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
00:40:09You're out of focus.
00:40:13What's the idea?
00:40:17Bigfoot!
00:40:18Bigfoot!
00:40:22Behold the legendary Bigfoot!
00:40:25Fable for Selva-
00:40:29Perfect spot!
00:40:31Quit the sunroof!
00:40:33Hurry up!
00:40:37Hurry up!
00:40:38Hurry up!
00:40:39Hurry up!
00:40:46I can't believe it!
00:40:49Bigfoot!
00:40:50And I got the only video!
00:40:52We're gonna be famous!
00:41:00Let's just get out of here.
00:41:24Is he gone yet?
00:41:36Nope.
00:41:38Still here.
00:41:45Gee, Max.
00:41:46There's that big foot of your stomach.
00:41:48Man, I'm starving.
00:41:52Feel the alphabet soup coming up.
00:42:00Dad!
00:42:03Dad!
00:42:05Stop playing around!
00:42:06He's coming!
00:42:07Hey!
00:42:30Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for something.
00:42:52What's so funny?
00:42:55Hi Dad Soup.
00:42:56Huh?
00:42:57Don't tell me you don't remember Hi Dad Soup.
00:43:01Oh, come on.
00:43:02Sure you do.
00:43:03You used to spell things out using the letters, like, uh,
00:43:06Hi Dad, or Maxie, or...
00:43:08Ambidextrous?
00:43:09Yeah, that's...
00:43:12Little words, like, uh...
00:43:13Hasta la vista?
00:43:14Like, bye-bye!
00:43:16Or, I pledge allegiance!
00:43:18Or, I love you!
00:43:24Is it soup yet?
00:43:26Oh, I almost forgot.
00:43:29Whoa!
00:43:30Where'd you learn to do that?
00:43:32Your granddad taught me that when we went to Yosemite.
00:43:35You two did a lot together, huh?
00:43:38Yup.
00:43:40Mark, you and I have her!
00:43:43Um...
00:43:44Um...
00:43:45How's the soup?
00:43:47Not bad.
00:43:48I'm not...
00:43:51What?
00:43:53Muffin.
00:44:01Well, we might as well get some shut-eye.
00:44:04I don't think we're going anywhere tonight.
00:44:26Why, Maxie?
00:44:39Yes.
00:44:40I could have um...
00:44:41No, no, no, no!
00:44:44I won't...
00:44:44Oof.
00:44:46No, no, no.
00:44:51To the rat's been aå·».
00:44:52No.
00:44:54No.
00:44:55No, no, no, no, no...
00:44:55No, no.
00:44:57No, no, no, no.
00:44:57Probably.
00:45:04dear roxanne couldn't sleep so i thought i'd drop you a line dad and i are having a great time
00:45:12we're only days away from la and i can hardly wait for the big concert
00:45:20or hi dad's soup please
00:45:29dear roxanne i'm sorry i lied but i'm not really going to the power light concert
00:45:35you may never want to see me again oh man i'm dead no matter what i do
00:46:04oh
00:46:04oh
00:46:05oh
00:46:05oh
00:46:05oh
00:46:06oh
00:46:06oh
00:46:06oh
00:46:16oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:22oh
00:46:24oh
00:46:30oh
00:46:30oh
00:46:31oh
00:46:32oh
00:46:38how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon
00:46:42uh
00:46:43three and a half
00:46:46oh
00:46:47oh
00:46:48oh
00:46:48oh
00:46:49oh
00:46:49oh
00:46:50oh
00:46:50oh
00:47:06oh
00:47:07oh
00:47:17Pick up!
00:47:18Hold your horses!
00:47:25Short stack?
00:47:26Right here.
00:47:26Here you go, hon.
00:47:27Eggs?
00:47:29Eggs?
00:47:30Eggs!
00:47:31Uh-oh.
00:47:31Yeah, right here.
00:47:32Sorry.
00:47:33Here you go, cutie.
00:47:52Max, I think we need to talk about this.
00:47:55Huh?
00:47:55Seemed it to me you need to start taking some responsibility around here.
00:48:00Excuse me, uh, can I have your attention, please?
00:48:04I, Goofy, hereby dub my son, Maximilian, official navigator and head witch-weyer of this here road trip.
00:48:13Isn't that nice?
00:48:16Seriously?
00:48:18I'm not even looking at the map anymore.
00:48:20As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
00:48:25Trust you wholeheartedly, son.
00:48:27To the open road.
00:48:29To the open road.
00:48:32To the open road.
00:48:49Ow!
00:48:50Ow!
00:49:02Uh-oh.
00:49:15Oh, boy!
00:49:44Oh, boy!
00:49:47.
00:49:48.
00:49:48.
00:49:50.
00:49:51.
00:50:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:50:20Check out the bed.
00:50:23Check out the dresser.
00:50:25Coral.
00:50:27Nice lamp.
00:50:29Classy choice there, Navigator.
00:50:32This is the police.
00:50:33We've got the place surrounded, see?
00:50:35You goofs come out with your hands up.
00:50:41You should have seen the look on your face.
00:50:45You really had him fooled, Pete.
00:50:47Me? You jumped out of your skin.
00:50:49Oh, I was just pretendin' for your sake.
00:50:51Oh, right, sure.
00:50:52Did, too.
00:50:53Did not.
00:50:54Oh, ain't you sweet?
00:50:57Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act now.
00:51:00Under your thumb.
00:51:02So, since we're all bein' palsy-walsy here,
00:51:06how about letting me hook up the RV?
00:51:08Well...
00:51:09Oh, it's just a little tiny extension cord.
00:51:11You hardly even notice it.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:13Great!
00:51:14PJ!
00:51:19Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza?
00:51:21This might take a while.
00:51:26No, I mean it to...
00:51:27Here you go, kids.
00:51:29I wanna go check out the hot tub.
00:51:31Okay, sir.
00:51:32All right.
00:51:32I can't believe you, man.
00:51:34Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?
00:51:37It wasn't stupid.
00:51:39Come on, it was really stupid.
00:51:41Changing the map.
00:51:42I didn't know what I was doing, all right?
00:51:44I was panicked.
00:52:03Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh?
00:52:06Can't say it's a blame, man.
00:52:10People are always puttin' too much water in these things.
00:52:13So, um, you and your son seem to be, uh,
00:52:16gettin' along just hunky-dory, huh?
00:52:18Yeah, it's been great.
00:52:20You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques work for me.
00:52:23Harder I tried, the worse I got.
00:52:25Once I eased up, things just clicked.
00:52:28Oh, that's swell.
00:52:29So, uh, no problems then, huh?
00:52:33Not a one.
00:52:38I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh...
00:52:42What is it, Pete?
00:52:44Your kid's dupin' you.
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:48Well, I heard the little mutant tellin' PJ that he changed the map, so...
00:52:51You're headin' straight to L.A., pal.
00:52:54What?
00:52:55Oh, you tried, goof.
00:52:57He's just a bad kid, that's all.
00:53:00I don't believe you.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03I don't believe you, Pete.
00:53:05Oh, hey.
00:53:05Don't take my word for it.
00:53:07Check your map.
00:53:07I don't need to check the map.
00:53:09I trust my son.
00:53:12You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but...
00:53:17He loves me.
00:53:18Hey, my son respects me.
00:53:22Yeah.
00:53:25Check the map, goof.
00:53:26I don't believe you, Poof.
00:54:01Hey, Dad.
00:54:04Sorry about the mess.
00:54:06I'll clean it up.
00:54:17I think I better go.
00:54:20See you, Peach.
00:54:21Don't forget.
00:54:22Power line.
00:54:23Shh.
00:54:31Don't forget.
00:54:59Well, here you go, Navigator.
00:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:12Here comes our junction.
00:55:17Okay, Max, now this is it.
00:55:19Left or right?
00:55:20Oh, come on, Max.
00:55:39Come on, Max.
00:55:41How about a song, Dad?
00:55:44Uh, a game?
00:55:46A game, yeah.
00:55:47Yeah, a game.
00:55:47Okay.
00:55:48Uh, a man or a woman?
00:55:51A man?
00:55:52A man.
00:55:52Okay, uh, Walt Disney.
00:56:18Dad, listen.
00:56:20Dad.
00:56:20my directions. Will you listen to me? I gotta tell you something, Dad. Why bother? I'm
00:56:26probably too stupid to understand anyway, right? Forget it.
00:56:47Hey, hey, hey, the car! What? Now you wanna drive, too? No, Dad, the car! Look! The car!
00:56:58What do you do now, Max? I didn't do anything, Dad. I only touched it.
00:57:11You locked it. I locked it. It's your door. You locked it. Will you distract me?
00:57:18You should have put the brake on. Why don't you just put it on yourself?
00:57:22I see you ruin everything.
00:57:27Why don't we eat you on my vacation?
00:57:31I want it!
00:57:33I never wanted to go on this stupid vacation!
00:57:51Now look where you got us, Dad! Where I got us! You sure let me stay at home!
00:57:56Why? So you ended up in prison? Prison? What are you talking about? Your principal called me!
00:58:04Now you think you even lied to me! I had to! You were ruining my life!
00:58:09I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?
00:58:12I'm not! You're a little boy anymore, Dad! I've grown up! I've got my own life now! I know that!
00:58:20I just wanted to be part of it!
00:58:25You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.
00:58:31Be you like me!
00:58:31Let me know, boy.
00:58:32Come on.
00:58:47Let me know!
00:58:56Watch the dog with please and I don't know.
00:59:18There are times you drive me, shall we say bananas, and your mind is missing.
00:59:25No offense, screw, still whatever mess I land in, who is always understanding, nobody else but you.
00:59:37Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering, and your values may be, so to speak, askew.
00:59:46Thanks.
00:59:47Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each catastrophe, nobody else but you.
00:59:58Nobody else but you, it's just our luck, we're stuck together.
01:00:07Nobody else but you, it's crazy enough to believe we'll come through.
01:00:17So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric.
01:00:22And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.
01:00:26But when life becomes distressin', who will I be SOSin'?
01:00:32If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue.
01:00:36Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated, and he's nobody else.
01:00:43But nobody else but you, we've turned into a true blue duo.
01:00:53Hard times we've had a few, like we're thrown in the drink, like we're tossed out of town.
01:01:02But when I start to sleep, hey, I'd rather go down.
01:01:07With nobody else but why are you?
01:01:15Aw, Dad.
01:01:20Well, anyway, I figure she's never gonna wanna talk to me again.
01:01:23Much less go out.
01:01:25What a dumb lie, huh?
01:01:27Well, what do you know? My Maxie.
01:01:29In love.
01:01:32Gosh, you're really growing up.
01:01:34Happened so fast, I guess I sorta missed it.
01:01:39Welp.
01:01:41I think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up on stage with this power
01:01:44line feller.
01:01:46Uh, how are we gonna do that?
01:01:48Now, you just leave that up to me.
01:01:50No, Dad, really. I think we should just, you know, forget it.
01:01:53Now, how come you always think I'm gonna lead you into some sort of calamity?
01:01:57Uh, Dad?
01:01:58What's wrong now?
01:02:00Look!
01:02:04A waterfall!
01:02:06A waterfall!
01:02:17Yeah!
01:02:19What!
01:02:20Go, Max!
01:02:22What?
01:02:34He's all , Max!
01:02:37What?
01:02:37Yeah!
01:02:49Whoa!
01:02:58Dead!
01:03:17Dead!
01:03:2010 o'clock for us to heat towards the TD.
01:03:22First, I'm gonna keep a...
01:03:23...and I fly!
01:03:32Ah!
01:03:33Ah!
01:03:52Perfect cast.
01:04:11Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
01:04:14Man, let's all over again.
01:04:37We made it.
01:04:38Come on, Max.
01:04:39Let's get you on stage.
01:04:40Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
01:04:45That again.
01:04:47Dad?
01:04:48Dad?
01:04:49Dad?
01:05:13What are you doing here?
01:05:17Hey.
01:05:18What?
01:05:20What?
01:05:22What?
01:05:23What?
01:05:24What?
01:05:27What?
01:05:30What?
01:05:34The first time ever seeing it out of high.
01:05:38That Goofy ain't there.
01:05:40Don't worry.
01:05:42He'll be there.
01:05:49You're waiting for us.
01:05:53I think we're seeing it out of high.
01:06:02Hey, Dad.
01:06:03Dad, Dad, you're the perfect cast.
01:06:12If you ever lose a stop, you will let you go.
01:06:17Whoa!
01:06:19Whoa!
01:06:20Whoa!
01:06:22Whoa!
01:06:24Whoa!
01:06:27Whoa!
01:06:28Whoa!
01:06:29We listen to each other's heart
01:06:32We find we're never too far
01:06:34Max is on the tip of that Max, I know him
01:06:39For the first time ever, we're seeing it
01:06:42You did it!
01:06:45We're seeing it, eye to eye
01:06:47We're seeing it, eye to eye
01:06:49We're seeing it, eye to eye
01:06:50For the first time
01:06:51For the first time
01:06:53I'm seeing it, eye to eye
01:06:59Yeah!
01:07:00Yeah!
01:07:02For the first time ever, yeah
01:07:05Come on, baby
01:07:07Eye to eye
01:07:08Eye to eye
01:07:10Eye to eye
01:07:12Eye to eye
01:07:14Eye to eye
01:07:15Eye to eye
01:07:16Eye to eye
01:07:30You're doing the right thing, son
01:07:32Yeah, I know
01:07:33But you'll probably never talk to me again
01:07:36Well, if she doesn't
01:07:38Maybe she's just not the one for you
01:07:42That's what I'm afraid of
01:08:04Uh, hi
01:08:06Remember me?
01:08:09Daddy
01:08:10Max?
01:08:11I saw you on TV
01:08:12You were great
01:08:13Yeah?
01:08:15I mean, no, no
01:08:16I mean, I...
01:08:19Roxanne, I lied to you
01:08:21I don't even know Powerline
01:08:22What are you talking about?
01:08:24A billion people saw you dance with him
01:08:25Yeah, well...
01:08:27I never met him before
01:08:29The concert, that is
01:08:32You mean, that story about Powerline and your dad?
01:08:37Why would you make up something like that?
01:08:39I don't know
01:08:39I guess I just wanted you to like me
01:08:44I already liked you, Max
01:08:48From the very first time I heard you laugh
01:08:50The hook?
01:08:54So, you want to do something to me?
01:08:56Definitely
01:08:57Oh, oh no, I can't
01:08:58I can't
01:08:59What?
01:08:59Well, I'm kind of doing something with my dad
01:09:02Honest
01:09:04How about tomorrow?
01:09:06Deal
01:09:10Go, let's go
01:09:15Give me a
01:09:19Don't let me
01:09:21Give me a
01:09:25A SGT
01:09:29Yeah!
01:09:30Yeah
01:09:35of E
01:09:40Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
01:09:44Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:34Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:05Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:35Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:52Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:59Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:25Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:49Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:13:23Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:13:39Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:01Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:18Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:28Mademoiselle.
01:14:30Mademoiselle.
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