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00:00:08You
00:00:48Oh, my God.
00:01:05Roxanne?
00:01:34What's wrong?
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:43Oh, my God.
00:01:44Oh, my God.
00:01:56Oh, my God.
00:02:16Hold on.
00:02:18Oh, no.
00:02:19Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off.
00:02:22No way, man.
00:02:22It's now or never.
00:02:25You better get a move on.
00:02:26I'll meet you in my locker.
00:02:30morning son
00:02:31dad oops i forgot
00:02:37morning son came to see if you had any dirty clothes well there they are help yourself
00:02:44wax thought we talked about this yeah look i'm sorry dad i'll take care of it later
00:02:48oh what's the big rush i'm running late oh i could drive one on my way to work
00:02:53oh no no thanks i uh i need an exercise oh come on max
00:03:04oh dad you ruined it sorry about that who was he anyway it's only powerline dad the biggest
00:03:13rock star on the planet oh a lot bigger than xavier kugat the mambo king everybody mambo
00:03:21come on come on there's no time for this hold up the neighbors see us
00:03:29maxi wait up you forgot your lunch have a good day
00:03:37they've been laughing since i can't remember but they're not gonna laugh anymore
00:03:43no more maxi the geek no more goof of the week like before
00:03:50no more algebra tests till september no more looking at losers like him
00:03:56no more heaven to cheat no more mystery me no more gym no more gym no more gym no more
00:04:03gym
00:04:03gotta move to the mall gotta live in the pool gonna talk to roxanne and i feel like a fool
00:04:10cause after today she'll be mine
00:04:17after today my brains will be snoozing
00:04:20if i don't faint i'll be fine
00:04:23i've got 41 minutes of home economics
00:04:26been down with the textbooks and up with the comics
00:04:29just think of all the time i've been losing finding the right thing to say
00:04:35but things will be going my way after today
00:04:40she looked right through me and who could blame her i need a new me plus some positive proof that
00:04:51i'm not just a goop
00:04:52and after today i'm going to be snoozing
00:04:55now our pep rallies can catch
00:04:59after today our brains will be snoozing
00:05:02i'm gonna sit on my butt
00:05:05i've got less than an hour
00:05:07and when this is ended
00:05:08i'll either be famous
00:05:10or you'll be suspended
00:05:11just think of all the time i've been losing
00:05:15waiting until i can say
00:05:17i'm gonna be on my own
00:05:19as your parents
00:05:20and i'm gonna party
00:05:22from now
00:05:23till the end of july
00:05:24things will be going my way
00:05:27after today
00:05:32i wish that this was the day
00:05:36after today
00:05:44are you alright?
00:05:46yeah i'm ok
00:05:47i just don't know
00:06:05i can't believe i did that
00:06:08she finally says hi to me and what do i do?
00:06:11i choke
00:06:13yuck
00:06:14the big spaz
00:06:15where have you been buddy?
00:06:17ah
00:06:18hi peej
00:06:19did you get the camera?
00:06:21look max
00:06:21if my dad catches me with this he'll kill me
00:06:23are you sure we gotta do this?
00:06:25it's my only chance peej
00:06:27to roxanne i'm just a nobody
00:06:30but after today
00:06:33bobby
00:06:36wow look all this is for us?
00:06:40mmmm
00:06:42slurpage
00:06:42oh this is gonna be so great man
00:06:45dude
00:06:46need fondage bro
00:06:47oh your feet
00:06:48yeah yeah right here
00:06:53cheddar
00:06:56cheddar whizzies
00:07:04mmmm
00:07:05it's pretty scrumptious
00:07:08huh
00:07:09let's do it ladies
00:07:13as student body president
00:07:14i just want to say like yay
00:07:16to all of us for a really neat year
00:07:18yo stacy
00:07:18talk to me
00:07:19talk to me
00:07:20talk to me baby
00:07:22and also that i hope you can all attend
00:07:24my totally amazing end of school party
00:07:26next saturday
00:07:26to watch the power line concert
00:07:28live on pay per view
00:07:30thank you
00:07:31thank you very much
00:07:32and now without further ado
00:07:34principal maser
00:07:39thank you stacy
00:07:40and good morning boys and girls
00:07:43you know
00:07:44every year on the last day of school
00:07:46i have several youngsters approach me
00:07:49and say
00:07:50principal maser
00:07:51what can we do
00:07:53to not waste our summer vacation
00:07:54we don't want to waste our free time
00:07:57sleeping or visiting friends
00:08:00say uh roxanne
00:08:01about stacy's part
00:08:08how you uh
00:08:09how you doing down there bobby
00:08:11don't give me that attitude you guys
00:08:13i'm doing it all for you
00:08:17this is nuts
00:08:18i don't know why i'll let you guys talk me into this
00:08:21if my dad finds out he's gonna nuke my entire existence
00:08:24huh
00:08:24up the element
00:08:25or
00:08:26i hope this works
00:08:30how about
00:08:31science slumber parties
00:08:34what
00:08:41what
00:08:43hey
00:08:45i'm not gonna get
00:08:47ahhhh
00:08:48ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:08:52some people settle for the typical thing
00:08:55living all their lives waiting in the wings
00:08:58it ain't a question of it
00:09:00it's just a matter of time
00:09:01before i'm moving to the front of my life
00:09:05once you're watching every movement i make
00:09:31if i could make you stop and take a look at me instead of just
00:09:35walking
00:09:38there's nothing that i wouldn't do
00:09:40if it was getting you to notice
00:09:42i'm alive
00:09:44all i need is have a chance
00:09:46a second thought a second whistle
00:09:48proof
00:09:49i got whatever it takes
00:09:51it's a piece of cake
00:09:53whoo
00:09:53stand out
00:09:56whoo
00:09:56whoo
00:09:57whoo
00:09:57whoo
00:09:57whoo
00:09:57whoo
00:10:02whoo
00:10:02stand out
00:10:04whoo
00:10:05whoo
00:10:08whoo
00:10:09whoo
00:10:10whoo
00:10:10hey it's the goof boy
00:10:14we're busted
00:10:21whoo
00:10:22whoo
00:10:22whoo
00:10:23whoo
00:10:24whoo
00:10:24whoo
00:10:24whoo
00:10:24whoo
00:10:25whoo
00:10:33whoo
00:10:49Stop goofing around. We've got work to do.
00:10:53Okay, Gibby. Back to mommy now.
00:10:58You're such a cute little girl.
00:11:02Oh, come back and see me.
00:11:04Oh, you have such a way with children.
00:11:08You have such a way with children.
00:11:12Okay, now. Who's next over here?
00:11:15Side goof. Let a pro show you how it's done.
00:11:18Okay, who's next over here?
00:11:21Oh, hello, precious.
00:11:26You lucky woman.
00:11:28Now, now, now, you come on here, honey.
00:11:30It's picture time.
00:11:31Peek-a-boo.
00:11:32She is so cute.
00:11:34Peek-a-boo.
00:11:36Of course, Pete. You sure are good with kids.
00:11:39Oh, yeah. Well, they love me.
00:11:42Why, PJ, he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.
00:11:46Really? Where are you going?
00:11:48Camping.
00:11:49Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and a son.
00:11:55Oh, Max would never go for anything like that.
00:11:58I don't know, Goof.
00:11:59Gimme, gimme, gimme.
00:12:00Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents.
00:12:03For all you know, he's running around with some gang and stealing stuff and causing riots and...
00:12:10Oh, Max is a good kid.
00:12:12He'd never get mixed up in something like that.
00:12:22I'm a failure.
00:12:24Complete loser.
00:12:26My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.
00:12:31Max, look.
00:12:32It's the Leaning Tower of Cheez-a.
00:12:39Oh, man.
00:12:40My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.
00:12:43Hey, PJ, detention.
00:12:47Robert Zemerewski.
00:12:50Okay, I'm coming.
00:12:52Max, here.
00:12:53Guard this with your life, dude.
00:13:03Hey, Maz, uh, uh, what's up, bro?
00:13:06All right.
00:13:07And then my parents' air conditioning went on the fridge, so I figured with all those kids in my house,
00:13:10the place would be like a sauna.
00:13:11So I'm all freaked out.
00:13:12But then I thought, like, use it.
00:13:13So my theme's gonna be, power line goes rainforest.
00:13:16Too much?
00:13:18Roxanne, are you listening?
00:13:25Oh, no, I don't want to talk to him.
00:13:33Tap him.
00:13:46Gosh, I'm sorry.
00:13:47It's okay, really.
00:13:52Um, I liked your dance.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:56Yeah?
00:13:57Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.
00:13:59I know.
00:13:59He's totally genius.
00:14:01Yeah, he's doing a concert next week in L.A.
00:14:03Oh, yeah.
00:14:04Stacy's showing it at her party.
00:14:05Yeah.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:09Um, uh, Roxanne, I was, uh, sort of kind of thinking that maybe I'd, um, ask you to go with
00:14:17me.
00:14:18That is, to the party.
00:14:20Of course, if you don't want to, I'd completely understand.
00:14:23Well, I was sort of kind of thinking that I'd love to.
00:14:27Yeah?
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:29Good.
00:14:30Great.
00:14:31Terrific.
00:14:31Wonderful.
00:14:32All right.
00:14:33Okay.
00:14:33Come on, Roxanne.
00:14:34We don't want to belabor the moment now, do we?
00:14:37Well, I better be going.
00:14:38I'll, uh, call you later.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:42Bye.
00:14:43Oh.
00:14:45Bye.
00:14:46Bye.
00:14:46Bye.
00:14:47See?
00:14:48That wasn't so bad.
00:14:49I told you men are easy to deal with.
00:14:51Yes!
00:14:52She said yes!
00:14:53Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:14:56Everybody mumble!
00:15:01It's not my brain yet!
00:15:03Come on!
00:15:04Oh!
00:15:06Yeah!
00:15:07Dance with her.
00:15:09Move with her.
00:15:11Miss!
00:15:12My phone!
00:15:13That's that boy's father on the phone.
00:15:15AT ONCE RIGHT AWAY!
00:15:18Hello.
00:15:20Uh, yes, Mr. Goof.
00:15:22This is Principal Mazur.
00:15:24I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximilian.
00:15:27Max? Oh, my gosh. Is he hurt?
00:15:29No, Mr. Goof. He's in trouble.
00:15:32Trouble? What kind of trouble?
00:15:34Dressed like a gang member.
00:15:36Gang member?
00:15:36Your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy.
00:15:42Riot? Couldn't be mine.
00:15:44If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously reevaluate the way you're raising your child
00:15:48before he ends up in the electric chair!
00:15:52The electric chair?
00:15:57What am I gonna do?
00:16:00Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:03Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:24Lake Destiny.
00:16:26Okay, kiddo. Now, smile!
00:16:29Lake Destiny, Idaho!
00:16:31Lake Hootabro!
00:16:33You were right, Pete.
00:16:34Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between father and son.
00:16:38You said so yourself.
00:16:39Well, yeah, but...
00:16:40I'm going fishing!
00:16:41I'm going fishing with my boy!
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:46Okay, precious. Give me a big smile.
00:16:51Fishy, fishy!
00:16:58Cool concert, lad.
00:16:59What?
00:17:00You will, bud.
00:17:03Hey, Max.
00:17:04Wicked dance.
00:17:06Thanks.
00:17:06Forget it, girl.
00:17:07He's Roxanne's.
00:17:08Way to go, man!
00:17:10I just heard about you and Roxanne.
00:17:12Oh, Pete, go get that out!
00:17:14See? See?
00:17:15I told you our plan would work!
00:17:18Max.
00:17:19Max!
00:17:19Peach, knock it off.
00:17:20Max!
00:17:20Max!
00:17:21Max!
00:17:22Max!
00:17:23Max!
00:17:24Max!
00:17:25Max!
00:17:26Max!
00:17:27Max!
00:17:29Max!
00:17:33Max!
00:17:37It's a piece of cake.
00:18:03So you notice me.
00:18:07Going somewhere, Pop?
00:18:08Sure are, pal-o-rooney.
00:18:11Cool.
00:18:11Have a good time, Dad.
00:18:12If you're gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line.
00:18:14But, Max, this isn't just my vacation.
00:18:17It's a vacation with me and my best buddy.
00:18:20Oh, Donald Duck?
00:18:21No, silly.
00:18:22With you.
00:18:28Are you okay, Maxie?
00:18:30What did you say?
00:18:32That's right.
00:18:33A vacation, son.
00:18:34We'll spend some real quality time together.
00:18:38I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:18:39Hey, got a present for you.
00:18:41No, guys, stop it.
00:18:42What are you doing?
00:18:46You look just like I did at your age.
00:18:49Please don't say that, Dad.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51I saved the best for last.
00:18:54It's been handed down from goof to goof to goof.
00:18:58A mile?
00:18:59It's your son.
00:19:01A stick?
00:19:02No, silly.
00:19:03A fishing pole.
00:19:05Fishing?
00:19:06We're going fishing?
00:19:07Yup.
00:19:08Just like my dad and me did.
00:19:09Two best buddies fishing our late destiny.
00:19:13Away from it all.
00:19:15I don't wanna be away from it all, Dad.
00:19:17I like it all.
00:19:19Hey, look, Maxie.
00:19:20We're using the same map me and my dad used.
00:19:23We'll take the same route and make the same stops and see the same sights.
00:19:28But that trip would take weeks, Dad.
00:19:30Exactly.
00:19:31Getting there is half the fun.
00:19:33Put the map away, Dad.
00:19:34It's not gonna happen, I'm telling you.
00:19:36Careful, bud.
00:19:36It'll wrinkle my past.
00:19:38And our future.
00:19:39What the map says, Max.
00:19:42We will follow.
00:19:44That's very mystical and everything, Dad.
00:19:46But, uh, seriously, there's this party I have to go to.
00:19:49Oh, there'll be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie.
00:19:52Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party.
00:19:56Look at me now.
00:19:58Great, Dad.
00:19:59Hop in, Maxie.
00:20:04All right, then.
00:20:06Guess I'll just have to go all alone.
00:20:09That's all.
00:20:11Just sit in the boat.
00:20:13All alone.
00:20:15And talk to myself.
00:20:17All alone.
00:20:19I guess so.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21Off you.
00:20:22No, Dad.
00:20:22Just hop right in there.
00:20:24No.
00:20:25Come on, Maxie.
00:20:26Go for it.
00:20:27Get stuck.
00:20:29Just bump me up.
00:20:30And we're ready for takeoff.
00:20:35Set for adventure, Maxie?
00:20:37Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
00:20:39Because I don't want you to end up in the electric chair.
00:20:43The electric chair?
00:20:44When you...
00:20:45I'm not giving up on you, son.
00:20:47Together, we're gonna work this out.
00:20:49Work this out?
00:20:50But, Dad...
00:20:51No buts about it, Maxie boy.
00:20:52Your old Pop knows best.
00:20:55But...
00:20:59Goodbye, house.
00:21:00Goodbye, mailbox.
00:21:03Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
00:21:08Goodbye, hopes.
00:21:09Goodbye, dreams.
00:21:11Goodbye, Roxanne.
00:21:13Roxanne.
00:21:13Roxanne.
00:21:13Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first.
00:21:15I have to talk to someone.
00:21:17Well...
00:21:19Dad, Dad, watch out!
00:21:22No!
00:21:23Get all over!
00:21:26Make it quick, Maxie boy.
00:21:27We gotta put some road behind us.
00:21:31You're getting canceled your first date in less than an hour.
00:21:35Must be some kind of lame old record.
00:21:41Hi.
00:21:43Is Roxanne home?
00:21:45My name is Max.
00:21:49Does Roxanne live here?
00:21:51Does she even live on this block?
00:21:53Wait!
00:21:55It's okay, Daddy.
00:21:55Max is a friend from school.
00:21:58Go on.
00:22:00Go on.
00:22:01Good Daddy.
00:22:02Hey, Max.
00:22:04I haven't.
00:22:05You wanna...
00:22:06Uh...
00:22:07Have a seat?
00:22:09Hey...
00:22:09Uh...
00:22:10Uh-oh.
00:22:13Daddy!
00:22:15I promise he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party.
00:22:18Yeah, that's, uh...
00:22:20Sort of why I came by.
00:22:21I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
00:22:23Yeah...
00:22:24I...
00:22:25Was, too.
00:22:26Was?
00:22:27You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kick and...
00:22:30Well, don't worry about it, Max.
00:22:31It's just a dumb party.
00:22:32No, it's not.
00:22:33It...
00:22:33Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you.
00:22:35I...
00:22:36Max, I understand.
00:22:37But my dad surprised me.
00:22:38I don't even wanna go, but I have no choice.
00:22:40I'm sure I can find someone else.
00:22:42Someone else?
00:22:43I'll just talk to you later.
00:22:45Um...
00:22:46Uh...
00:22:46Roxanne, uh...
00:22:47My dad is, uh...
00:22:49My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in L.A.
00:22:52Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?
00:22:57Uh...
00:22:57Well, you see, uh...
00:22:58My dad...
00:22:59Um...
00:23:00New...
00:23:00Nose!
00:23:01Nose Powerline!
00:23:02They used to play together.
00:23:03In a band!
00:23:04Yeah!
00:23:05Come on, son!
00:23:07Let's get this show on the roll!
00:23:09Uh...
00:23:09Just a minute!
00:23:11You...
00:23:12Party...
00:23:12Animal you!
00:23:16You're really serious!
00:23:18Absolutely!
00:23:20So, uh...
00:23:22You...
00:23:23Aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
00:23:25Well...
00:23:26I guess...
00:23:26Because...
00:23:27I was hoping I could, uh...
00:23:29Wave to you...
00:23:30On stage when we join Powerline for the final number!
00:23:33This is incredible!
00:23:35Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
00:23:39Mwah!
00:23:43Have a great time at the concert, Max.
00:23:45Uh-huh, man.
00:23:46I'll see you on TV!
00:23:48I'm in deep sludge.
00:23:59Hey, what?
00:24:00Well, here we are!
00:24:02Out on the open road!
00:24:04Retracin' the steps of my boyhood!
00:24:06And here's...
00:24:08Maxie!
00:24:09Uh-huh!
00:24:09Say hi, Max!
00:24:11Well, how about a wave?
00:24:13Not now, Dad.
00:24:15Uh-huh, what a getter!
00:24:21Hmm...
00:24:25What in games I used to play with my dad?
00:24:28World Bingo, 20...
00:24:30Hey, Maxie, let's play a game.
00:24:33You think of a name, and I'll try and guess who it is.
00:24:36Man or woman?
00:24:37Oh, man.
00:24:38Man?
00:24:40That's a toughie.
00:24:42Let's see.
00:24:44Walt Disney!
00:24:45Right.
00:24:46I'm good at this.
00:24:48Now, I'll think of one.
00:24:49Hmm.
00:24:53Oh, you want to sing a song, huh?
00:24:56Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time.
00:25:01High hopes.
00:25:03He's got high hopes.
00:25:06He's got high apple pie in the sky.
00:25:12High hopes.
00:25:15Oops, there goes another rubber tree.
00:25:21Oops, there goes another...
00:25:25Oops, there goes...
00:25:27Oops, there goes a...
00:25:27Oops, there goes...
00:25:31Oops...
00:25:32Oh, great, Dad.
00:25:35Now we don't have any music.
00:25:37Oh, Maxie, it's not so bad.
00:25:39We'll just have to entertain ourselves.
00:25:41Oh
00:26:14Do you need a break from modern living do you long to shed your weary load
00:26:22If your nerves are on your brain is right just grab a friend
00:26:26Let's take a ride together
00:26:28On the open road
00:26:30Come on maxi
00:26:32All in all I'd rather have detention
00:26:37All in all I'd rather eat a toad
00:26:41An old man drives like such a crutch
00:26:44That I'm about to hurl my guts directly
00:26:47Upon the open road
00:26:50There's nothing can upset me
00:26:52Cause now we're on our way
00:26:54Our trusty map will guide us straight and through
00:26:58Roxanne please don't forget me
00:27:00I will return someday
00:27:02Though I may be in traction when I do
00:27:06I'll be a maxi
00:27:08Relaxing like the old days
00:27:10It's his worst
00:27:10And dragging breath
00:27:11And a buddy buddy
00:27:13Kind of mad
00:27:14I think I may explode
00:27:16Gonna see that highway
00:27:17I could cry
00:27:18You know that's funny
00:27:19So could I just be a mum
00:27:21Out on the open road
00:27:30Howdy boys
00:27:31Is this the way to Nashville
00:27:33Watch it Mac
00:27:35Oh you'll be getting told
00:27:38I'm in no hurry to arrive
00:27:41I'm in no hurry to arrive
00:27:41Cause I'll be tired in 65
00:27:43The next time I seize the open road
00:27:49Just a week of rest and relaxation
00:27:52Yeah!
00:27:53And the odd romantic episode
00:27:56Very odd!
00:27:57And telephoronize your bus
00:28:00Look out Richard Maxi
00:28:01My dust from now on
00:28:03I all feel the road
00:28:05It's me and little Maxi
00:28:08My pipsqueak pioneer
00:28:10Their partners forever whispered home
00:28:13Yee-haw!
00:28:15Could someone call a taxi
00:28:16And get me out of here
00:28:18To Beverly Hills 90210
00:28:21Oh every day
00:28:24Another new adventure
00:28:27Every mile
00:28:28Another new zip code
00:28:31And the cares we have
00:28:32A wonderful cook
00:28:34And I'd go with them if I could
00:28:36I've got no strings on me
00:28:37I'm feeling fancy free
00:28:39How wonderful to be
00:28:43A wonderful cook
00:28:59Neighborhood
00:29:00With the modern living
00:29:02Here along
00:29:03Doo doo doo doo doo
00:29:05doo
00:29:05Doo doo bum bum bum
00:29:08Just ramp up ramp up
00:29:11Ramp up ramp up
00:29:11Ramp up, Ramp up
00:29:12Ramp up
00:29:12Ramp up
00:29:24Ramp up
00:29:26I'm taking you to some place pretty special
00:29:29Of course, it's even better than I remembered
00:29:38No, Mommy, I don't want to go
00:29:43Yeah, fun
00:29:44Tell you what, I'm just going to wait right here in the car
00:29:46You party pooper, come on
00:29:49This is going to be fun
00:29:51Howdy there, folks
00:29:53Lester's is proud to present the possum posse jamboree
00:30:00Here it is
00:30:04Kiss the join
00:30:11Howdy, folks
00:30:13Who's your favorite possum?
00:30:16Lester!
00:30:19Got us a seat right up front
00:30:22Let me introduce you to the posse
00:30:24Here's Buford, Beulah, and Mordecai
00:30:29Hey, Lester
00:30:30Ready for yodeling?
00:30:32Sure am, Buford
00:30:34Now gather round, my possum pals
00:30:36Join the jamboree
00:30:37Come boot and howling holler from the heart
00:30:40This is pathetic
00:30:42Howdy up and howdy yodel here in Lester's possum heart
00:30:46Join in, folks, it's yodeling time
00:30:50Yoway, yoway, yoway, yoway, yoway
00:30:56Lester's possum heart
00:30:58Yea-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
00:31:05You're leah!
00:31:06You know what you wanna be?
00:31:09A hangin' from a tree?
00:31:10Uh-huh.
00:31:11We're mighty glad to see you
00:31:12And the parkin's always free!
00:31:15Here at Leicester's Pop-pop-pop
00:31:21Awesome park-oo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo!
00:31:28Hey, that's the ticket.
00:31:30I'll be right back in the little possum pile.
00:31:33My life's a living.
00:31:35Hello, little buddy.
00:31:39Who's your favorite possum?
00:31:42Don't touch me.
00:31:44Oh, why such a long face?
00:31:47You're so sad.
00:31:49I know. You need a big hug from Lester.
00:31:53Don't even think about it.
00:31:54See? Now you feel all good inside.
00:31:59Beat it, doofus.
00:32:05No, no, no, dad, not that. Please.
00:32:07There you go, sport.
00:32:09What say we get our picture taken?
00:32:13You've got to be kidding.
00:32:16All right, but you're missing out.
00:32:22Why, you son?
00:32:25Hey, everyone. Check out the door.
00:32:28Say Pesa Brass.
00:32:30Slashy Brass.
00:32:34Oh!
00:32:35Ha!
00:32:37Get it! Get it! Get it!
00:32:38Get out of here! Get us now!
00:32:40Get out of here! Get out of here!
00:32:41Get out of here!
00:32:42Back for spirit, Maxi!
00:32:45No!
00:32:47Hey, stop, please!
00:32:49No!
00:32:49That's good!
00:32:52He's embarrassing him!
00:32:54That's good!
00:32:54That's good!
00:32:57Oh!
00:33:00It's Stuart!
00:33:01It's Stuart Junior!
00:33:03Ha! Ha!
00:33:04Ha! Ha!
00:33:06Ha! Ha!
00:33:07Ha!
00:33:09Ha!
00:33:10Ha!
00:33:10Ha!
00:33:16Ha!
00:33:27Hey! What the heck you trying to do?
00:33:30Trying to get away from you.
00:33:32Me?
00:33:33What'd I do?
00:33:35Forget it.
00:33:36I thought we was having fun.
00:33:38What's the matter? Nothing. Let's just go.
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:54Oh, you dropped your hat.
00:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!
00:33:59You drag me from home,
00:34:00you jammed me in this dumb car,
00:34:01then drive a million miles away,
00:34:02and see some stupid rat show!
00:34:05Call me when the trip's over.
00:34:31Call me when the trip's over.
00:34:34it's over.
00:34:48It's over.
00:34:50It's over.
00:34:51It's over.
00:34:53It's over.
00:34:53Yeah, it's over.
00:34:54I've never seen it.
00:34:56It's over.
00:34:56practice just a couple of days till we get to Lake destiny maybe later
00:35:36whoa now that's camping you say something max
00:35:47mate goofy what a serendipity doodah who'da thunk it
00:35:56is pj here oh yeah i'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere
00:36:01it ain't no question of how it's just a matter of week
00:36:05you get the message that i'm trying to see
00:36:08i'm under a spell i'm in over my head and you know i'm doing all i'm doing to the end
00:36:16to stand out
00:36:22no matter what the look it's max i get max
00:36:26hey whoa small wilderness dude didn't expect to run into you
00:36:30apparently not you're just jealous man because you ain't got the moves
00:36:35yeah you can keep the moves but i wouldn't mind having this rv
00:36:39oh you're so lucky man oh come on you're the star
00:36:45what are you going to the powerline concert oh it's unbelievable man
00:36:49who told you about that hey come on everybody in town knows about it max
00:36:54you are gonna be famous buddy especially with roxanne
00:37:00there's uh only one person who doesn't know about it yet peach
00:37:03who my dad so tell me goof is that kitty you're still giving you guff i don't know what's wrong
00:37:12just seems like everything i try only drives max further away
00:37:16maybe you ought to just back off i don't know
00:37:19wrong goof look if you keep them under your thumb
00:37:23they'll never end up in the gutter
00:37:32too bad pete almost almost watch this
00:37:37pj
00:37:40here sir coming sir yes sir
00:37:47whoo-hoo strike ola yeah thank you thank you yes and the crowd goes wild
00:37:54high five son psych
00:37:58say goof why don't you two stay for dinner cool
00:38:01oh no thanks pete uh max and i have some fish to catch
00:38:05oh dad we can do that tomorrow so uh what are we having
00:38:08but max i thought
00:38:10wonder you're some goof
00:38:15maximilian what get your gear little man we're going fishing
00:38:21and i mean now
00:38:31dad i don't even know how to fish
00:38:34oh now come on that never stopped me
00:38:35let me show you a little family secret handed down through about 12 or 13 goof generations
00:38:41the perfect cast
00:38:43the perfect what the perfect cast
00:38:47my dad taught it to me when i was about your age
00:38:49okay now watch carefully
00:38:52you gotta be loose
00:38:55relaxed
00:38:56with your feet apart
00:38:59ten o'clock
00:39:00two o'clock
00:39:01quarter to three
00:39:02two or two
00:39:03hey twist
00:39:05over pot of dew
00:39:06i'm a little people
00:39:07and i'm a wind up
00:39:11huh
00:39:12and let her fly
00:39:14the perfect cast
00:39:30and now we reel her in
00:39:48quick get the camera
00:39:54must be over three pounds
00:39:56hey i don't want to miss this
00:40:01look max
00:40:02uh dad
00:40:05it's bigfoot
00:40:06could you back up a bit mr foot
00:40:09you're out of focus
00:40:13what's the idea
00:40:17bigfoot
00:40:22behold the legendary bigfoot
00:40:25able to sell the
00:40:26oh
00:40:27oh
00:40:27oh
00:40:29it's locked
00:40:30quick the sunroof
00:40:33hurry up
00:40:37hurry up
00:40:46i can't believe it
00:40:49bigfoot
00:40:50and i got the only video
00:40:52we're gonna be famous
00:41:00let's just get out of here
00:41:25is he gone yet
00:41:36nope
00:41:37still here
00:41:45gee max
00:41:46is that big foot
00:41:47in your stomach
00:41:48man i'm starving
00:41:52alphabet soup
00:41:54coming up
00:42:00and that
00:42:01dad
00:42:04stop playing around
00:42:06he's coming
00:42:07Hey!
00:42:30Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for something.
00:42:52What's so funny?
00:42:54Hi Dad Soup.
00:42:56Huh?
00:42:57Don't tell me you don't remember Hi Dad Soup.
00:43:01Oh, come on. Sure you do.
00:43:03You used to spell things out using the letters like, uh, Hi Dad or Maxie or...
00:43:08Ambidextrous?
00:43:09Yeah, that's...
00:43:10Oh, little words like, uh...
00:43:13Hasta la vista?
00:43:14Like, bye-bye.
00:43:16Or, I pledge allegiance.
00:43:18Or, I love you.
00:43:24Is it soup yet?
00:43:27Almost forgot.
00:43:29Whoa, where'd you learn to do that?
00:43:32Your grandad taught me that when we went to Yosemite.
00:43:35You two did a lot together, huh?
00:43:38Yup.
00:43:40Mark, you and I have our...
00:43:44Um...
00:43:45Um...
00:43:45How's the soup?
00:43:47Not bad.
00:43:48I'm not...
00:43:51What?
00:43:53Nothing.
00:44:01Well, we might as well get some shut-eye.
00:44:04I don't think we're going anywhere tonight.
00:44:26My Maxie.
00:44:35Uh...
00:44:38Whee!
00:44:44I don't know.
00:44:46Ahhhhhhh.
00:44:51Through the street, you'll find a good way.
00:44:55I don't know.
00:44:56I don't know.
00:44:56I do not know.
00:44:57He's like a good one.
00:44:57You're just like...
00:44:57You're welcome...
00:44:57...in your side.
00:45:04dear roxanne couldn't sleep so i thought i'd drop you a line dad and i are having a great time
00:45:12we're only days away from la and i can hardly wait for the big concert
00:45:20or hi dad's soup please
00:45:29dear roxanne i'm sorry i lied but i'm not really going to the power light concert
00:45:35you may never want to see me again oh man i'm dead no matter what i do
00:46:03so
00:46:07oh
00:46:38How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
00:46:43Uh, three and a half.
00:47:17Pick up!
00:47:18Hold your horses!
00:47:25Short stack?
00:47:26Right here.
00:47:26Here you go, hon.
00:47:27Eggs?
00:47:29Eggs?
00:47:30Eggs?
00:47:31Uh-oh.
00:47:31Yeah, right here.
00:47:32Sorry.
00:47:33Here you go, cutie.
00:47:34Here you go.
00:47:46Here you go!
00:47:51Thanks!
00:47:52Here you go.
00:47:54Thanks!
00:47:55Darby's ASSEMBLY BMW News!
00:47:59Thanks!
00:48:03Thanks!
00:48:03I, Goofy, hereby dub my son, Maximillian,
00:48:08official navigator and head witch-wayer
00:48:11of this here road trip.
00:48:13Isn't that nice?
00:48:16Seriously?
00:48:18I'm not even looking at the map anymore.
00:48:20As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops
00:48:23from here to Lake Destiny.
00:48:25Trust you wholeheartedly, son.
00:48:27To the open road.
00:48:30To the open road.
00:48:41To the open road.
00:48:42To the open road.
00:48:44To the open road.
00:48:48To the open road.
00:48:49To the open road.
00:48:50Oh, ow.
00:49:15Oh, boy.
00:49:17I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
00:49:19To the open road.
00:49:48You
00:49:49Wow!
00:49:52Whoa!
00:49:54Whoa!
00:49:57Whoa!
00:50:15Gorge.
00:50:19Whoa!
00:50:20Check out the bed.
00:50:23Check out the dresser.
00:50:25Coral.
00:50:27Nice lamp.
00:50:29Classy choice there, Navigator.
00:50:32This is the police!
00:50:33We've got the place surrounded, see?
00:50:35You goofs come out with your hands up!
00:50:41You should have seen the look on your face.
00:50:44Oh, you really had him fooled, Pete.
00:50:47Me? You jumped out of your skin.
00:50:49Uh-oh, I was just pretending for your sake.
00:50:51Oh, right, sure.
00:50:52Did too.
00:50:53Oh, it is sweet.
00:50:57Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act.
00:51:00Now, under your thumb.
00:51:02Um...
00:51:02So, since we're all being palsy-walsy here,
00:51:07how about letting me hook up the RV?
00:51:08Well...
00:51:09Oh, it's just a little tiny extension cord.
00:51:11You hardly even notice it.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:13Great!
00:51:14PJ!
00:51:19Hey, Goof.
00:51:20Why don't you order us a pizza?
00:51:21This might take a while.
00:51:26No, I mean it to...
00:51:27Here you go, kids.
00:51:29I wanna go check out the hot tub.
00:51:30Oh, okay, sir.
00:51:32All right.
00:51:32I can't believe you, man.
00:51:34Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?
00:51:37It wasn't stupid.
00:51:39Come on, it was really stupid.
00:51:41Changing the map.
00:51:42I didn't know what I was doing, all right?
00:51:44I was...
00:51:45I was panicked.
00:52:03Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh?
00:52:06Can't say this and blame you.
00:52:10People are always putting too much water in these things.
00:52:13So, um, you and your son seem to be, uh, getting along just hunky-dory, huh?
00:52:18Yeah, it's been great.
00:52:20You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me.
00:52:23The harder I tried, the worse I got.
00:52:25Once I eased up, things just clicked.
00:52:28Oh, that's swell.
00:52:29So, uh, no problems then, huh?
00:52:33Not oh, one.
00:52:38I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh...
00:52:42What is it, Pete?
00:52:44Your kid's duping you.
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:47Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map, so...
00:52:51You're heading straight to L.A., pal.
00:52:54What?
00:52:55Oh, you tried, goof.
00:52:57He's just a bad kid, that's all.
00:53:00I don't believe you.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03I don't believe you, Pete.
00:53:05Oh, hey.
00:53:05Don't take my word for it.
00:53:07Check your map.
00:53:08I don't need to check the map.
00:53:10I trust my son.
00:53:12You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but...
00:53:17he loves me.
00:53:18Hey, my son respects me.
00:53:22Yeah.
00:53:25Check the map, goof.
00:53:29Wait.
00:53:53Maybe.
00:53:53You know, we need it.
00:53:53You know run away.
00:53:53I believe we looked like that.
00:53:53This story gets messed up.
00:53:53How dare you go?
00:53:53We're killing them what?
00:53:58Don't know
00:53:58What up?
00:54:01Hey, Dad.
00:54:04Sorry about the mess.
00:54:06I'll clean it up.
00:54:17I think I better go.
00:54:19See you, Peach.
00:54:21Don't forget.
00:54:22Power line.
00:54:23Shh!
00:54:44Don't forget.
00:54:59Well, here you go, Navigator.
00:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:12Here comes our junction.
00:55:17Okay, Max, now this is it.
00:55:19Left or right?
00:55:24Come on, Max!
00:55:41How about a song, Dad?
00:55:44Uh, a game?
00:55:46A game, yeah.
00:55:47Yeah, a game, okay.
00:55:48Uh, a man or a woman?
00:55:51A man?
00:55:52A man.
00:55:52Okay, uh, Walt Disney.
00:55:53Y'all, a man.
00:55:56Oh!
00:55:56Uh!
00:56:00Uh!
00:56:01Uh!
00:56:19dad listen about my directions will you listen to me i gotta tell you something dad why bother
00:56:26i'm probably too stupid to understand anyway right
00:56:30forget it
00:56:46hey the car what now you want to drive too no dad the car look
00:56:58what do you do now max i didn't do anything dad i only touched it
00:57:11you locked it i locked it it's your door you locked it well you distracted me
00:57:17whoa you should have put the brake on why don't you just put it on yourself
00:57:22i see you ruin everything
00:57:27i always eat you
00:57:29vacation i want it
00:57:32i never wanted to go
00:57:50now look where you got us dad where i got us
00:57:54you should have let me stay at home why
00:57:57so you ended up in prison prison what are you talking about
00:58:02your principal called me
00:58:04you even lied to me
00:58:07i had to you were ruining my life
00:58:09i was only trying to take my boy fishing okay
00:58:12i'm not your little boy anymore dad
00:58:15i've grown up i've got my own life now i know that
00:58:20i just wanted to be part of it
00:58:25you're my son max no matter how big you get you'll always be my son
00:58:59you're my son of a boat
00:59:18There are times you drive me, shall we say bananas, and your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.
00:59:27Still whatever mess I land in, who is always understanding, nobody else but you.
00:59:37Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering, and your values may be, so to speak, askew.
00:59:46Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each catastrophe, nobody else but you.
00:59:58Nobody else but you, it's just our luck, we're stuck together.
01:00:06Nobody else but you, it's crazy enough to believe we'll come through.
01:00:17So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric.
01:00:22And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.
01:00:25But when life becomes distressin', who will I be SOSin', if you're having trouble guessing here's a clue.
01:00:35Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated, and he's nobody else but nobody else but you.
01:00:48We've turned into a true blue duo.
01:00:53Hard times we've had a few.
01:00:57Like we're thrown in the drink, like we're tossed out of town.
01:01:02But when I start to sleep, hey, I'd rather go down.
01:01:07With nobody else but why are you?
01:01:15Oh, Dad.
01:01:20Well, anyway, I figure she's never gonna wanna talk to me again.
01:01:23Much less go out.
01:01:25What a dumb lie, huh?
01:01:27What do you know?
01:01:28My Maxie.
01:01:30Love.
01:01:32Gosh, you're really growing up.
01:01:34Happened so fast, I guess I sorta missed it.
01:01:39Welp.
01:01:40I think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up on stage with this power
01:01:44line feller.
01:01:46Uh, how are we gonna do that?
01:01:48Now you just leave that up to me.
01:01:50No, Dad, really.
01:01:51I think we should just, you know, forget it.
01:01:53Now how come you always think I'm gonna lead you into some sort of calamity?
01:01:57Uh, Dad?
01:01:59What's wrong now?
01:02:00Look!
01:02:03A waterfall!
01:02:06A waterfall!
01:02:08A waterfall!
01:02:17Dad!
01:02:19Go out!
01:02:35You have a hold, Max!
01:02:36You have a hold, Max!
01:02:49You have a hold!
01:02:53You have a hold.
01:02:56You have a hold.
01:02:57You have a hold.
01:02:58You have a hold.
01:03:01You have a hold.
01:03:03You have a hold.
01:03:04Hold your head.
01:03:05You have a hold.
01:03:06All these things.
01:03:06Oh, my God!
01:03:20Ten o'clock, close the heat towards the day.
01:03:22First, I'm going to keep her head-of-fly!
01:03:39Oh, my God!
01:03:52Perfect cast.
01:04:11Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
01:04:14It looks all over yet!
01:04:37We made it!
01:04:38Come on, Max, let's get you on stage.
01:04:40Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
01:04:42Yeah, yeah!
01:04:44Ooh, that again.
01:04:47Death?
01:04:48Death?
01:04:49Death?
01:04:56I got myself in motion.
01:05:00One, I know that you'll understand.
01:05:04We set the world in motion.
01:05:07By reaching out for each other's hands,
01:05:11Maybe we'll discover what we should've known all along.
01:05:15What are you doing here?
01:05:17Hey!
01:05:18What?
01:05:20What?
01:05:21We do not belong.
01:05:23We listen to it!
01:05:25We call them all!
01:05:27We find we'll never take well apart.
01:05:30Oh, my God!
01:05:30And maybe love is the reason why.
01:05:34Ooh, my God!
01:05:34The first time ever seeing it...
01:05:37Eye to eye...
01:05:38That Gookie ain't there.
01:05:40Don't worry, he'll be there.
01:05:43He'll be there.
01:05:49You're in love.
01:05:54Monster?
01:06:02Hey, Dad! Dad! You're the perfect cast!
01:06:12You're the perfect cast!
01:06:12If you're ever lonely
01:06:14You're the perfect cast!
01:06:17You're the perfect cast!
01:06:19Whoa!
01:06:20And the world is falling
01:06:21You're the perfect cast!
01:06:24You're the perfect cast!
01:06:27You're the perfect cast!
01:06:28If we listen to each other's heart
01:06:32We're back but never too far
01:06:35And maybe not every reason why
01:06:39For the first time ever
01:06:41You did it!
01:06:43You did it!
01:06:45Seeing it
01:06:46For the first time
01:06:51For the first time
01:06:56See me, baby...
01:06:59E Generating
01:07:02For the first time ever
01:07:30You're doing the right thing, son.
01:07:32Yeah, I know.
01:07:33But she'll probably never talk to me again.
01:07:36Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's just not the one for you.
01:07:42That's what I'm afraid of.
01:07:46Oh, hi.
01:08:06Remember me?
01:08:09Daddy?
01:08:11Max?
01:08:11I saw you on TV.
01:08:13You were great.
01:08:14Yeah?
01:08:15I mean, no, no.
01:08:17I mean, I...
01:08:19Roxanne, I lied to you.
01:08:21I don't even know Powerline.
01:08:22What are you talking about?
01:08:24A billion people saw you dance with him.
01:08:25Yeah, well, I never met him before.
01:08:30The concert, that is.
01:08:32You mean that story about Powerline and your dad?
01:08:37Why would you make up something like that?
01:08:39I don't know.
01:08:39No, I guess I just wanted you to like me.
01:08:44I already liked you, Max.
01:08:48From the very first time I heard you laugh.
01:08:51The hook?
01:08:53So, you want to do something tonight?
01:08:56Definitely.
01:08:57Oh, oh, no, I can't.
01:08:58I can't.
01:08:59What?
01:09:00Well, I'm kind of doing something with my dad.
01:09:03Honest.
01:09:04How about tomorrow?
01:09:06Deal.
01:09:09Deal.
01:09:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:40Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
01:09:44Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:09:55Yeah, yeah.
01:09:58Yeah, yeah.
01:09:59Yeah, yeah.
01:10:12Yeah, yeah.
01:10:17Yeah, yeah.
01:10:18Yeah, yeah.
01:10:20Yeah, yeah.
01:10:24I've got myself a notion.
01:10:28One I know that you'll understand.
01:10:32We set the world in motion.
01:10:35By reaching out for each other.
01:10:38And maybe we'll discover what we should have known all along.
01:10:46One way or another, together's where we both belong.
01:10:50If we listen to each other's art, we find we're never too far apart.
01:10:58And maybe love is the reason why.
01:11:02For the first time ever, we're seeing it eye to eye.
01:11:19If a wall should come between us, too high to climb, too hard to break through.
01:11:26I know that love will lead us.
01:11:30And find a way to bring me to you.
01:11:33So don't be in the end.
01:11:36Think before you count the sound.
01:11:40You don't have to worry.
01:11:43I will never let you drown.
01:11:45Nothing's gonna stop the sound.
01:11:47If we listen to each other's art, we find we're never too far apart.
01:11:54And maybe love is the reason why.
01:11:58For the first time ever, we're seeing it eye to eye.
01:12:05Yes, we are.
01:12:08Seeing it eye to eye.
01:12:11Seeing it eye to eye.
01:12:14Seeing it eye to eye.
01:12:16I know that we're seeing it eye to eye.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:36If you're ever lonely, let's stop.
01:12:40You don't have to be.
01:12:44After all, it's only a feet away from you to me.
01:12:48Take a look and try to see.
01:12:52Yeah.
01:12:52If we listen to each other's art, we find we're never too far apart.
01:13:00And maybe love is the reason why.
01:13:04For the first time ever, we're seeing it eye to eye.
01:13:21If we listen to each other's art, we find we're never too far apart.
01:13:28And maybe love is the reason why.
01:13:32For the first time ever, we're seeing it eye to eye.
01:13:38Seeing it eye to eye.
01:13:40Seeing it eye to eye, baby.
01:13:42For the first time.
01:13:44For the first time.
01:13:49For the first time.
01:13:50See it.
01:13:51Seeing it, baby.
01:13:53Yeah.
01:13:55For the first time ever.
01:13:58Yeah.
01:13:59Yeah, baby, we're seeing it eye to eye.
01:14:03Eye to eye.
01:14:04Yeah.
01:14:06Come on, baby.
01:14:07Eye to eye.
01:14:09Eye to eye.
01:14:10Eye to eye.
01:14:11Eye to eye.
01:14:11Eye to eye.
01:14:12Yeah!
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