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00:00:00It's such a taggy wedding.
00:00:03My cousin has such bad taste.
00:00:06But at least that Jack Steel will be all mine.
00:00:10If anyone here objects to this union,
00:00:13please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:00:17Stop!
00:00:19Stop the wedding!
00:00:21Stop the wedding!
00:00:22What in God's name?
00:00:23Miss Everhart, my sincerest apologies.
00:00:26My name is Dominic Pettigrew.
00:00:27I come from the High Court,
00:00:28and it appears that your husband never signed his divorce papers.
00:00:31What?
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Your ex-husband, he never finalized the divorce.
00:00:38Which makes her...
00:00:40Which makes you...
00:00:41Which makes me...
00:00:42Still married.
00:00:46Mother!
00:00:47What's your face?
00:00:48That's impossible.
00:00:49He never signed the papers, miss.
00:00:54Honey, it's okay.
00:00:55I'm going to fix this, okay?
00:00:57Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:01:24Out!
00:01:26Get out!
00:01:28Get out of here, someone!
00:01:29Get her out of here, you low-rent urchin!
00:01:31I knew you weren't good enough for my George!
00:01:33I promise I can make this better, I swear!
00:01:36My perfect cousin.
00:01:37She always ruins everything.
00:01:40But wait!
00:01:41Who are you married to?
00:01:43Jax, still.
00:01:53Jax!
00:01:57Jax!
00:01:59Jax!
00:02:00Jax!
00:02:02Jax!
00:02:03Jax!
00:02:08Jax!
00:02:21Jax!
00:02:27Jax!
00:02:30Jax!
00:02:33Jax!
00:02:33Jax!
00:02:33Jax!
00:02:36Jax!
00:02:38Jax!
00:02:40Jax!
00:02:42Jax!
00:02:47Jax!
00:02:51Jax!
00:02:52Jax!
00:02:57what the fuck do you mind oh sorry didn't realize we're being so formal that's my cue
00:03:10thanks for the quickie stud some things never change it's not a bad time to ask why you're
00:03:16in a wedding dress I'm getting married what what do you mean you're getting married oh oh wow
00:03:27this place hasn't changed much since I left except this one's like 10 times bigger than the old one
00:03:34you impressed give me a break you know I built wild man media to win you back that smooth operator
00:03:42shit doesn't work on me anymore so what happened to you cake fight back it's a long story
00:03:54oh my god can you just get rid of those already come on admit it we were a hell of
00:04:01a team
00:04:02climbing mountains chasing storms scaling volcanoes I took the pictures you wrote the story
00:04:10Jax we're still married holy shit what you didn't sign the papers
00:04:19papers so I suppose sign papers oh my god are you ever gonna grow up it's like you're still in
00:04:25high
00:04:25school we always be enough in high school to marry me when we graduate we're supposed to be divorced
00:04:31Jack you want to kiss me right now don't you
00:04:41that is husband abuse well good thing you're not my husband apparently I am Mrs. Steele
00:04:48oh that is a nice ring to it actually does not does too we are not the same people anymore
00:04:54Jax
00:04:54I want stability a family peace I want George
00:05:01George would you like how curious he is about you does he love bananas he's a loser I know that
00:05:07no actually he's sweet predictable safe code for boring admit it you loved our life you love the rush
00:05:19I hated worrying about you and your parties and girls you love me
00:05:25you gave me no choice I never stopped loving you well I'm marrying another man now and I need you
00:05:31to
00:05:41frosty don't
00:05:48sweet you're crazy about you
00:05:59stop no I can't what you were just screwing another woman like five minutes ago and then
00:06:05this right but I don't care about her right this is you no no I can't this is a mistake
00:06:11no Gorge George is a mistake no he isn't I love him and I'm going to marry him this this
00:06:18didn't happen
00:06:19oh come on sign the papers Jax
00:06:31damn you skunk I'll take you down and then I'll take Jax
00:06:39we're having another wedding bigger better grand enough to erase the disaster that you made
00:06:45out the first one why don't we do something a little more quiet countryside wedding instead
00:06:51oh don't you dare that whole fiasco is all anyone is talking about if you think you can drag this
00:06:59family through the mud can you tell her please maybe mother's right dear George there even my son agrees and
00:07:10that ex-husband of yours if you want to marry my son you will get rid of it
00:07:16don't worry by the time I'm done with Jack still he'll be begging for a divorce
00:07:22George you must do something about this Jack steel if this wedding collapses you are out of the will but
00:07:29mother he's bigger than me oh for the love of God
00:07:32man up
00:07:42excuse me sir could I bother you to open this I'm not strong enough
00:07:49I'll see what I can do
00:07:56there you are dear
00:08:01it's Betsy
00:08:11Elle
00:08:13Elle you need to tell me what is going on
00:08:15right now
00:08:16hi honey I'm so glad you're here I decided I wanted to pull a little bit deeper and I put
00:08:22some outdoor showers and four solid gold toilets
00:08:26oh and our Rolls Royce yacht is coming later
00:08:28what the hell how are you paying for all that
00:08:30our joint credit card
00:08:32you never closed it
00:08:37sign this
00:08:38and the nightmare ends
00:08:49I love your fastness
00:08:52always have
00:08:54always will
00:09:14hi snookums
00:09:21tuna casserole your favorite
00:09:25what the hell happened to my house
00:09:28well you won't give me a divorce so I thought I'd act like a wife
00:09:32come on
00:09:34sit down silly willy
00:09:35my wifey's gonna feed you
00:09:39open up
00:09:40no I'm really not hungry
00:09:41yeah
00:09:41not bad
00:09:46how is it
00:09:47you like it
00:09:50mmm
00:09:51it's delicious
00:09:54come on
00:09:55sit on my lap
00:09:55let's make it authentic
00:09:57you son of a
00:10:00hey what the hell
00:10:01no
00:10:07my god
00:10:10I love that woman
00:10:21oh honey
00:10:22look what I brought you
00:10:26come to dump those on my head too
00:10:29no
00:10:29actually
00:10:31it's a peace offering
00:10:32I heard about your gallery this evening
00:10:34and I wanted to get you some good luck brownies
00:10:38how thoughtful
00:10:40mm-hmm
00:10:42you know the owner of Azarica Island will be there too
00:10:45oh
00:10:46I want to impress him
00:10:47and I want to buy the island
00:10:49you want to buy the island that we honeymooned
00:10:52mm-hmm
00:10:59mmm
00:11:02you still make the best brownies in the world
00:11:04enjoy
00:11:14this is remarkable
00:11:15I would like to add it into my collection
00:11:17I bet that's a great idea
00:11:19this will look great on Azarica Island yeah
00:11:21hmm
00:11:23and speaking of I want
00:11:28excuse me
00:11:29one second
00:11:36I'm mad so sorry
00:11:37I'm bad
00:11:48laxatives in the brownies
00:11:49oldest trick in the book
00:11:53Jane I don't know what to do
00:11:56oh Elle
00:11:57that sounds unbearable
00:11:59it's like every time I push
00:12:01he pulls me in closer
00:12:02every trick I try
00:12:04backfires on me
00:12:06I don't want him
00:12:07I want George
00:12:10I don't know why he can't just let me go
00:12:13it's like he's obsessed with me
00:12:16you need a break
00:12:17let's grab a drink tomorrow night
00:12:19we'll talk things through
00:12:21I promise
00:12:22we'll figure something out
00:12:25thanks Jane
00:12:27I'm sorry to burden you with all this drama
00:12:29I mean
00:12:30you're just the only one I can talk to
00:12:33of course
00:12:34cuz
00:12:35what is family for
00:12:37if not for this
00:12:48why is he so obsessed with me
00:12:52always the star
00:12:54little miss perfect
00:12:56but now
00:12:57I'm gonna steal the love of your life
00:13:09then I'm gonna take yours
00:13:15thank you for meeting me here Jane
00:13:18I mean
00:13:19with Agnes
00:13:20Jax
00:13:21George
00:13:22I just really needed someone that I could talk to
00:13:24of course Elle
00:13:26maybe there's a way to
00:13:28end this before it destroys you
00:13:29what do you mean
00:13:30well maybe
00:13:31Jax needs a distraction
00:13:33somebody to keep him busy
00:13:35then poof
00:13:36you're free
00:13:38he signs the papers
00:13:39and you get to marry George
00:13:42what's your idea
00:13:43pimp out my ex
00:13:44well maybe it doesn't have to be some stranger
00:13:48maybe it could be me
00:13:51you
00:13:51think about it
00:13:52I already know the family
00:13:54so it wouldn't be this bizarre setup
00:13:55or anything like that
00:13:57and I make him fall in love with me
00:13:58and then he forgets you
00:13:59you
00:14:01you'd date Jax
00:14:03if it meant helping you
00:14:07absolutely
00:14:10that's insane
00:14:15but that just might work
00:14:19you know what
00:14:21thank you
00:14:23Jane
00:14:23did I ever tell you
00:14:25you're my best cousin ever
00:14:27okay
00:14:28to cousins
00:14:28to cousins
00:14:34yeah
00:14:40and then
00:14:41the mighty bangle
00:14:42spun on its tail
00:14:44retreated into the night
00:14:47Jax
00:14:47you are truly remarkable
00:14:49well as are you my friend
00:14:50but I've asked you here
00:14:51to discuss Elle
00:14:52it is important
00:14:53but first
00:14:55shots
00:14:56bartender
00:14:57four shots of tequila please
00:14:58I should probably stick my Chardonnay
00:14:59I'm not much of a tequila man
00:15:02bullshit
00:15:03all men are tequila men
00:15:07after all we need to toast Elle
00:15:08of course
00:15:09cheers man
00:15:12cheers
00:15:18oh nice
00:15:20come on
00:15:22winner Thorpey
00:15:23open your throat
00:15:24shoot it down
00:15:25let me see a run
00:15:26let me see a run
00:15:26come on
00:15:29yeah
00:15:30go
00:15:31go
00:15:32go
00:15:32go
00:15:33go
00:15:39I'm getting a
00:15:40warm
00:15:42feeling
00:15:43yeah
00:15:44I like it
00:15:46bartender
00:15:47another round
00:15:48another round
00:15:49yes
00:15:51now what was it you
00:15:52wanted to discuss
00:15:54I can't remember
00:15:59cheers
00:16:00cheers
00:16:01cheers
00:16:07oh
00:16:08it's like a sock
00:16:09in the trial
00:16:10I wrote this song last night
00:16:13and it just keeps getting higher
00:16:21what a delightful melody
00:16:23all right
00:16:31all right you're on your own from here on out
00:16:33I love you
00:16:36man
00:16:36night George Winner Thorpey
00:16:58hello
00:16:59oh my
00:17:00I'm sorry
00:17:01I was just
00:17:02you're so beautiful
00:17:03yes sir
00:17:37haven't been here since you left
00:17:41this is where you proposed
00:17:43thought it'd be nice to revisit
00:17:46good memories
00:17:49maybe better ones still
00:17:52I like to come here to think sometimes
00:17:59do you mind
00:18:02sure
00:18:09look Jax
00:18:12I've given this a lot of thought
00:18:13I really have
00:18:17we just can't be together
00:18:21listen
00:18:22I know
00:18:22I was a horrible Elle
00:18:24okay
00:18:24but I
00:18:24please
00:18:26that's all in the past
00:18:28George makes me happy now
00:18:30I can make you happy
00:18:32we were happy
00:18:33you know it
00:18:38remember senior year
00:18:39when we
00:18:40TP'd the whole school
00:18:43you were cruising around
00:18:44on roller skates
00:18:45oh my god
00:18:46the roller skates
00:18:48I had to run to the football field
00:18:50that was
00:18:50the cops chasing you
00:18:52yeah
00:18:57or when you hijacked
00:18:59the school announcements
00:19:00to sing me a love song
00:19:01on my birthday
00:19:02yeah
00:19:04I was suspended
00:19:05for a week
00:19:07totally worth it
00:19:21I just
00:19:23Jax
00:19:29still clumsy
00:19:31still mine
00:19:38Jax
00:19:43Jax
00:19:488pm
00:19:49tonight
00:19:49be ready
00:19:50LaRouge
00:19:52you mean a
00:19:54a date
00:20:08Jane
00:20:09hi
00:20:12what are you doing here
00:20:13Elle said you were meeting me here tonight
00:20:18Jane listen
00:20:20you're wonderful
00:20:23but this is not right
00:20:24okay
00:20:25not for me
00:20:25of course it's right
00:20:27you just
00:20:27you haven't realized it yet
00:20:28Jane no
00:20:29I do realize it
00:20:30and it's just
00:20:30it's not right
00:20:31you're just confused
00:20:32because of Elle
00:20:33but once you forget her
00:20:35you could fall for me
00:20:38sorry
00:20:38I can't
00:20:39it's just dinner
00:20:40one dinner
00:20:41look
00:20:42you don't have to make any decisions tonight
00:20:44just give me a chance
00:20:46I can't give you what you want
00:20:55listen
00:20:55listen I didn't go as planned
00:20:56but that's okay
00:20:56that's okay
00:20:57we'll get it next time Jane
00:20:58I promise
00:20:59I know he'll come around
00:21:00he has to
00:21:02you'll see
00:21:04um
00:21:04I'll call you back
00:21:05okay
00:21:13delivery for Mrs. Everhart
00:21:16oh my god
00:21:17thank you
00:21:20Jax
00:21:27what's all this
00:21:29oh
00:21:32these are from Jax
00:21:34it's an inside joke from high school
00:21:39oh don't be like that
00:21:41why don't you skate with me
00:21:42come on
00:21:43it'll be fun
00:21:43Elle it's
00:21:44it's not exactly
00:21:45dignified for people
00:21:46I used to skate
00:21:47come on
00:21:48do you mind
00:21:49just this once
00:21:50for me
00:21:51please
00:21:53alright
00:21:56let's go
00:21:58Elle I know what game
00:22:02steady
00:22:02huh
00:22:04Sylvia
00:22:06oopsies
00:22:08yeah
00:22:10alright
00:22:11see
00:22:11you got it
00:22:13it's also rad
00:22:15I love you George
00:22:16I really do
00:22:17I'll die you darling
00:22:31Jax
00:22:32I've been
00:22:34hey Jax
00:22:35Jane
00:22:36let's talk
00:22:41Agnes
00:22:41will be really proud
00:22:46but what I'd really love to do is the Andes crossing
00:22:50I've done it
00:22:51you have?
00:22:53exquisite
00:22:53I am so jealous
00:23:01the real question is
00:23:03what would you like to ask me?
00:23:05would you like to dance?
00:23:07yes
00:23:09yes
00:23:26Jax
00:23:43I bet you won't kiss me
00:23:46I'll take that bet
00:24:12I'll take that bet
00:24:12I'll take that bet
00:24:16I'll take that bet
00:24:17What for?
00:24:18I just...
00:24:21I want to make it special.
00:24:23Really?
00:24:24Let's go to dinner tomorrow. At a nice place.
00:24:27As a couple?
00:24:28Yeah.
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:37Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:24:58Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:25:41What's that, darling?
00:25:44He signed the papers.
00:25:46God, it's such brilliant news, we can finally get married!
00:25:52Yes, finally.
00:25:54Oh look, he's so pleased.
00:25:57Let's go to dinner tonight to celebrate!
00:26:00Sure.
00:26:02Well, why would you want to hunt them in the first place?
00:26:08It's a very dignified sport, darling.
00:26:14Oh, this is my good friend, Jax.
00:26:17Hi, George.
00:26:18Hi, Al.
00:26:19You must join us.
00:26:21What a marvelous coincidence.
00:26:23You are so polite, George, but we're okay.
00:26:27Nonsense, the more the merrier.
00:26:29Yeah!
00:26:30Honey, I mean, I think Jax and Jane could use some privacy.
00:26:32Oh, come on.
00:26:34Are you rude of us not to join our good friends?
00:26:46You must try the duck.
00:26:47It's divine.
00:26:48Nothing says romance like duck fat.
00:26:52Isn't he wonderful?
00:26:54So witty and so handsome.
00:26:58Darling, you're the most amazing man in the world.
00:27:02I mean, you're always so attentive.
00:27:04Why thank you, dear.
00:27:17Oh, last night with Jax, it was incredible.
00:27:21He couldn't keep his hands off me.
00:27:24God, I'm happy for you.
00:27:26I really should thank you.
00:27:28We're just so happy, and he told me he's never felt like this before.
00:27:34Great.
00:27:35I'm glad what's best for everyone happened.
00:27:39Exactly.
00:27:40Well, shall we?
00:27:41Um, I could use another minute.
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:48Get it together, Elle.
00:27:51You don't love Jax.
00:27:53You love George.
00:28:01Oh.
00:28:03Where's Jax?
00:28:04Jax went to use the men's room.
00:28:09Jax, what the-
00:28:10What are you doing?
00:28:12I know what game you're playing, Elle.
00:28:14Sending me your cousin.
00:28:15Really?
00:28:17I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:19Drop the act.
00:28:20I can read you like a book.
00:28:22George is my fiance.
00:28:24That's that.
00:28:26You can't stand him.
00:28:28I love him.
00:28:30You love me.
00:28:32I don't.
00:28:55You're so sorry.
00:28:57I lost a ghost.
00:28:58I got my son.
00:29:00I love you.
00:29:01I got you.
00:29:03I got your son.
00:29:05So, you and Jax, eh? You seem great together.
00:29:08Thank you. So do you and Elle.
00:29:11I must admit, I am relieved.
00:29:13I was a little bit worried about him and Elle.
00:29:16Worried? What were you worried about?
00:29:18Oh, I don't know.
00:29:21Jax sent Elle a pair of roller skates.
00:29:24An inside joke from their wild youth.
00:29:26I was just being paranoid. Nothing to worry about.
00:29:29Roller skates. How long ago was this?
00:29:34And just the other day. Sweet, isn't it?
00:29:37That's so sweet. Excuse me, I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:29:41Sorry.
00:29:41But just came back.
00:29:48Elle! Are you in here?
00:29:55Elle, you've been gone a while.
00:29:57I came here to check on you.
00:30:00Yeah, um, yeah, I'm in here.
00:30:03Just, um, stomach problems are really bad.
00:30:06Stomach problems.
00:30:11Are you sure you're okay?
00:30:13Yeah, I'm fine.
00:30:15Just go back to the table.
00:30:17I'll be there in a second.
00:30:19Okay, well, don't take too long.
00:30:20Georgie Poo is waiting for you.
00:30:27Oh, my God.
00:30:29Close call, Mrs. Steele.
00:30:41Jax, I must thank you for signing those papers.
00:30:43Of course, my friend.
00:30:45It's just a formality.
00:30:47Mistake.
00:30:49Baby, you didn't tell me you signed the papers.
00:30:51Does that mean you're divorced now?
00:30:55All we need is Elle's signature.
00:30:57Hmm.
00:30:59Yeah, um, I'm just going to wait for my lawyer to look over the details and make sure.
00:31:05It's all clear.
00:31:06What do you mean?
00:31:08I thought that's what you wanted all along.
00:31:11Yeah.
00:31:11I mean, it is a legal document.
00:31:14You can never be too safe, you know?
00:31:17Such a lovely evening.
00:31:19To our friendship and to my love, Elle.
00:31:24To Elle.
00:31:25To Elle.
00:31:28To me.
00:31:45Elle, hi.
00:31:47Hey.
00:31:48Jax, where are you?
00:31:50Uh, I'm home.
00:31:52Can I stop by?
00:31:54Yeah, of course.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:57I'll see you.
00:32:01She's finally made her choice.
00:32:17Elle.
00:32:20So?
00:32:21I, uh, came to give you this.
00:32:24I came to give you this.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:33Oh, no.
00:32:36It's over, Jax.
00:32:38Goodbye.
00:32:40Elle, wait!
00:32:50I, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:33:10uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:33:10uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:33:10uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:33:10uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:33:10uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
00:33:18Oh, this one has the perfect flowers.
00:33:21And here, oh, the venue by the lake.
00:33:24Prestige, dear, prestige.
00:33:26Mother knows best.
00:33:28Don't you agree, El?
00:33:37Nice day, huh?
00:33:38Yeah, look how beautiful it is.
00:33:41So beautiful.
00:33:48Wish I brought my camera.
00:33:50Oh, it's okay.
00:33:51You can just remember this.
00:33:55You can't be able to do that.
00:34:18Uh-uh.
00:34:20More salad, Elle.
00:34:21We cannot have you bloating before your gown fitting.
00:34:24You'll thank her later, dear.
00:34:25But that always thinks ahead.
00:34:39I'm stuffed.
00:34:40Me too. That was a good pick.
00:34:42I'm glad you liked it.
00:34:43Well, we should eat real pasta in Positano, in Italy.
00:34:47Oh.
00:34:52Wanna come inside?
00:34:57Uh, not tonight. I have a really early start tomorrow.
00:35:00Okay.
00:35:02Next time.
00:35:03Next time. For sure.
00:35:16Goodnight.
00:35:16Goodnight.
00:35:17Goodnight.
00:35:31Tomorrow, we'll look at invitations. You'll want embossed. Trust me.
00:35:36Isn't this exciting, Elle?
00:35:38We're so close now. We're so close!
00:36:03Jane.
00:36:07What a coincidence.
00:36:09Yeah, I was just grabbing your hands.
00:36:10drinking a coffee before heading out.
00:36:11Sit with me.
00:36:18So, you and Jax?
00:36:19Seems like things are going well.
00:36:21Yeah, I really, really feel a connection.
00:36:24Nice.
00:36:27You know, if you really want to win him over, um, there's a few things that you should know.
00:36:33Ooh, like what?
00:36:35For starters, he, he loves baby talk.
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:41Yes, baby talk. The sillier the better. He'll melt.
00:36:45Baby talk.
00:36:45Got it.
00:36:46Yes.
00:36:47Um, and, just, attention. So much of it. Text him. Call him. Show up unannounced. He'll love knowing that you're
00:36:56always there.
00:36:57Oh, and food.
00:36:58Food, okay.
00:36:59Yes. Um, bring his lunch at work. You know, like, spoil him. He loves that. And his favorite food is,
00:37:06uh, tuna casserole.
00:37:08Ah, tuna.
00:37:14So, what I'd like to do, Ahmed, is actually shoot the island, then we can discuss the price.
00:37:18Because then what we'll be able to do is a piece for International Geographic, because I actually own the magazine.
00:37:22Uh, hang on, Ahmed, one sec.
00:37:24Hello?
00:37:26Jane, hi.
00:37:27Hey, I'm on call. I need to call you back later.
00:37:30Right, right. Miss you too.
00:37:31Okay.
00:37:32Sorry about that, Ahmed. Uh, where were we?
00:37:34So, anyway, I think, uh, having an article will actually attract tourism and industry to the island.
00:37:39Oh, I'm sorry. One second.
00:37:42Jane, hi.
00:37:44I'm, I'm fine, thank you.
00:37:46Yes, sandwich. Sandwich was great.
00:37:47Look, I'm on a call. I need to call you back later.
00:37:49All right, bye.
00:37:50All right, Ahmed, I think with the right tax incentives, we can actually draw a lot of film in Hasbrick
00:37:54Island.
00:37:56Oh, my God!
00:37:58Hang on one second.
00:38:00Jane!
00:38:02I know you missed me. You told me that ten seconds ago when you called, okay?
00:38:05If you keep calling me, I'm gonna have to meet you.
00:38:08Ahmed's so sorry about that. It's got a zoo over here today.
00:38:10So, anyway, with the island, I think...
00:38:13Hello?
00:38:15Hello?
00:38:18Fuck!
00:38:41Oh, my God! Look who it is!
00:38:46Oh...
00:38:46Hi.
00:38:48What's going on?
00:38:50My poopy here just wanted a cup of coffee.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Well, what are you up to?
00:38:56Oh, just George and I are tasting wedding cakes, so we thought we need some coffee to go with.
00:39:00Yum! I know what kind of cake I want for my wedding.
00:39:03Red velvet.
00:39:05Hint, hint.
00:39:07Oh, which reminds me, I brought your favorite.
00:39:12Tuna casserole.
00:39:13Oh, no.
00:39:15Open wide, here comes a plane.
00:39:21Jane, you have something green in your teeth.
00:39:24Oh! Oh, no!
00:39:25Take this.
00:39:33Please shoot me.
00:39:35What?
00:39:36Trouble in paradise?
00:39:38How are things with George?
00:39:40Great.
00:39:44You look good.
00:39:46Thanks.
00:39:48You do, too.
00:39:54Honeyboo!
00:39:58Well, looks like Miss Booby is coming back, so I'm gonna head out.
00:40:02But you're a coffee.
00:40:03Oh! I, um, changed my mind.
00:40:09Honeyboo!
00:40:13Jane, there's something I need to tell you.
00:40:15Yes?
00:40:17I think you're a wonderful girl.
00:40:19Mm-hmm.
00:40:20So many great qualities.
00:40:22Pretty.
00:40:23Funny.
00:40:24Smart.
00:40:25And?
00:40:28Kinda nervous to say this.
00:40:29Oh, just say it, lovey.
00:40:31Just say it.
00:40:33I wanna break up with you.
00:40:36Wait, what?
00:40:40He loves me.
00:40:41He was just confused.
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:49I mean, he's been waiting to have sex with me.
00:40:53So, it means he loves me, right?
00:40:55Right?
00:40:58Yes.
00:40:59Yes.
00:41:00Yes.
00:41:01Yes.
00:41:01We're meant to be together.
00:41:02I love you.
00:41:03He loves me.
00:41:04I love you.
00:41:05I love you.
00:41:07What?
00:41:07What did you say?
00:41:08She wants him back!
00:41:11She's playing you.
00:41:12She's mocking you.
00:41:15She's mocking you.
00:41:15You're right.
00:41:16She's mocking me!
00:41:18She wants him back!
00:41:19She's fucking with him!
00:41:21I have to save him from her.
00:41:23We're meant to be together.
00:41:26Yeah?
00:41:27I need to save him from her.
00:41:30So he can one way back.
00:41:31I need to show him what true love is.
00:41:33What did you say?
00:41:34There's only one way to end it.
00:41:37Kill the bitch.
00:41:40We need to kill the bitch.
00:41:42And we do it together.
00:41:44You.
00:41:45And me.
00:41:46We will kill her together.
00:41:48And then he'll be mine.
00:42:01Mother, they've signed the papers!
00:42:03Then why is it still not done?
00:42:06She's stalling!
00:42:07Legal stuff takes time!
00:42:09You good-for-nothing wimp!
00:42:12Get her in line!
00:42:13Get HIM in line!
00:42:17You will make that divorce happen!
00:42:21Don't have your ears at me, George Winfrey!
00:42:23Do not you dare!
00:42:24Cover your ears at me!
00:42:25I know you can hear me!
00:42:27Man up!
00:42:29Fine!
00:42:30Fine!
00:42:30I...
00:42:31I will, man up!
00:42:32I promise!
00:42:33Tonight!
00:42:44Mario, tell me something good.
00:42:46Mrs. Winthrop, I did some digging.
00:42:48But I couldn't find nothing.
00:42:49He's a good guy.
00:42:50He's got a great life.
00:42:51Owns wild man media.
00:42:53Does good things with his money.
00:42:54He's trying to buy his Rika Island.
00:42:56He's married to-
00:42:56Stop!
00:42:57I know, Ahmed.
00:42:59He's a next lover of mine.
00:43:01He owns Azarika.
00:43:03I have an idea.
00:43:12Hello?
00:43:15Ahmed, hi!
00:43:16Hey!
00:43:19Seriously?
00:43:21Absolutely!
00:43:23So, is it a done deal?
00:43:27You too.
00:43:29Thank you so much.
00:43:30It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
00:43:35Hell yeah, baby!
00:43:36Come on!
00:43:39Al, meet me at Co-brew, 30 minutes.
00:43:42Yeah.
00:43:43Whew!
00:43:50Jax, is everything okay?
00:43:52Oh my god.
00:43:53Oh my god!
00:43:54Okay.
00:43:55Better than okay.
00:43:57Amazing news.
00:43:57Can you stop?
00:43:59Everyone is staring.
00:44:00This is it.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:03You are looking at the new owner of Azarika Island.
00:44:08No way.
00:44:09Way.
00:44:10I'll leave next week.
00:44:11The deal is fairly complex, but...
00:44:13Plus, I'm gonna get to do that piece for International Geographic.
00:44:17Wait, you're...
00:44:18You're leaving?
00:44:19It's perfect.
00:44:21Azarika's where we hunt mode.
00:44:22Our special place.
00:44:25Come with me.
00:44:26It'll be just like old times.
00:44:28Me taking the photos, you writing the story.
00:44:32But...
00:44:33I...
00:44:34George, the wedding...
00:44:36Fuck the wedding.
00:44:38This is it.
00:44:39This is our chance.
00:44:41This is our chance.
00:44:41We can start a new life together.
00:44:42Be happy.
00:44:44Please, Al.
00:44:45Say yes.
00:44:47What about Jane?
00:44:49I broke up with her.
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I was never really into her.
00:44:54I was just with her to make you jealous.
00:44:57Duh.
00:44:58Wait.
00:45:00What?
00:45:01That's horrible.
00:45:05You're still so manipulative.
00:45:10You're still so manipulative.
00:45:22You're still so manipulative.
00:45:25What are you talking about?
00:45:27I mean, Al, look at all that I've accomplished since you left.
00:45:30It's not about what you have or what you've done.
00:45:33It's about who you are, Jax.
00:45:35And you're still some selfish little boy.
00:45:38That's unfair.
00:45:39You play with my emotions to get what you want.
00:45:43Well, now you can give up your childish, happily ever after fantasy.
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:51Hi, guys.
00:45:53What a coincidence.
00:45:54I ran into you here.
00:45:56Are you following me?
00:45:57What?
00:45:58Me?
00:45:58No.
00:45:59No.
00:46:00Nothing like that.
00:46:01Do you think I'm some idiot as well?
00:46:04I'm so confused.
00:46:05Shut up.
00:46:06No.
00:46:08No.
00:46:10No.
00:46:13Oh, God.
00:46:15Good for nothing.
00:46:16Selfish.
00:46:17Imager.
00:46:18Piece of shit.
00:46:22Jane?
00:46:23What are you doing?
00:46:24What does it look like I'm doing?
00:46:27I don't know.
00:46:28She told me to do this.
00:46:30Who told you?
00:46:31My pretty!
00:46:33Oh, my God.
00:46:35You're fucking crazy.
00:46:37What is it?
00:46:38Kill the bitch.
00:46:38What?
00:46:39Kill the bitch!
00:46:40You want me to kill her?
00:46:42Yes.
00:46:43No, no.
00:46:43I agree.
00:46:44No, no, Jane.
00:46:45You don't have to do this, okay?
00:46:46I can get you help.
00:46:47You've done enough.
00:46:49You seduced him.
00:46:51You took him away from me!
00:46:55Him?
00:46:57Jax?
00:46:57I don't...
00:46:58I don't want Jax.
00:46:59I want George, okay?
00:47:00You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:47:01What is that knife you're getting?
00:47:04Slit?
00:47:05Her throat?
00:47:06No, no, no.
00:47:07You wash your fucking mind.
00:47:08No!
00:47:09I've lost Jax.
00:47:11And I'm gonna get him back!
00:47:13George!
00:47:14George!
00:47:15Help me!
00:47:15Help!
00:47:16Help!
00:47:16Help!
00:47:17Help!
00:47:17Help!
00:47:18Help!
00:47:19George!
00:47:21George!
00:47:23I don't know what to do!
00:47:25George, you boy!
00:47:26Watch your lovely lady die!
00:47:30George!
00:47:31Help!
00:47:32Help me!
00:47:33Jane!
00:47:33Jane!
00:47:34Put the knife down.
00:47:36Okay?
00:47:38If I can't have you,
00:47:40nobody else can!
00:47:42No!
00:47:42No!
00:47:44No!
00:47:44Jax!
00:47:45No!
00:47:49No!
00:47:51No!
00:47:52No!
00:47:53No!
00:47:54Jane!
00:47:54Jane!
00:47:54Jane!
00:47:55Help!
00:47:56This isn't you!
00:47:57This isn't you!
00:47:58Come here!
00:48:00No!
00:48:02Jax!
00:48:02No!
00:48:03I got you!
00:48:03I got you!
00:48:04My love!
00:48:04My darling!
00:48:06You were gonna let me die!
00:48:08No, no, no!
00:48:08I was just about to throw myself upon the knife,
00:48:10but Jax got on the way!
00:48:13You're bleeding!
00:48:14It's okay.
00:48:15Just really if you're safe.
00:48:17Let me help you.
00:48:18Fine!
00:48:19Be that way!
00:48:28Jax!
00:48:29I love you!
00:48:30I love you!
00:48:31Don't forget me!
00:48:32Text me!
00:48:34Call me!
00:48:35Let's go for air!
00:48:36Love me!
00:48:37Yeah, me!
00:48:38I love you!
00:48:39No!
00:49:06Hello?
00:49:07I can't sleep.
00:49:09I can't either.
00:49:11Wanna grab a drink?
00:49:14I thought you'd never ask.
00:49:17The usual?
00:49:1930 minutes.
00:49:20Alright, see you in a bit.
00:49:37Kill Jack Steel!
00:49:42I'll wear that bar back in the symbol.
00:49:45Yes, uh-huh.
00:49:46You bet I can still drink you.
00:49:48Oh, yeah?
00:49:49Mm-hmm.
00:49:50Excuse me.
00:49:50Another round, please.
00:49:52No, I know, and then Truman throws down a straight flush.
00:49:56I mean, I'm doomed, right?
00:50:00I mean, where am I gonna find a horse at that hour?
00:50:03I mean, come on.
00:50:04Oh, my God.
00:50:08Thanks for meeting up with me tonight.
00:50:10I was way too wound up to sleep.
00:50:12Oh, me too.
00:50:14Oh, me too.
00:50:16I almost died today.
00:50:18Oh, Jesus.
00:50:22And you saved me.
00:50:26Now, if anything happened to you, I don't know.
00:50:35I don't know.
00:50:36I don't know.
00:50:38I don't know.
00:50:52I don't know.
00:50:54I don't know.
00:50:54I don't know.
00:51:15I don't know.
00:51:52I love you so much.
00:52:13Jax?
00:52:17Jax?
00:52:21Jax, where are you?
00:52:29I'm off to grab his breakfast.
00:52:31Morning, sunshine.
00:52:32Morning, sunshine.
00:53:01Morning, sunshine.
00:53:13Kill, Jax, steal.
00:53:15I love you so much.
00:54:08Oh, my God.
00:54:12Jax is where?
00:54:28What's going on?
00:54:28How is he?
00:54:29He's in a coma.
00:54:31But he's going to wake up, right?
00:54:34I'm afraid the prognosis isn't good.
00:54:37He sustained severe head injuries.
00:54:41Yes, come on.
00:54:41Wake up.
00:54:42There's little brain activity, and there's little sign of improvement.
00:54:47It's me, L.
00:54:49It's me, L. Come on.
00:54:50Who is next of kin?
00:54:52I am...
00:54:53I'm his wife.
00:54:54Does he have an advanced directive?
00:54:57I have no idea.
00:54:58I doubt it.
00:54:59He's a risk taker.
00:55:01Then it's up to you to decide when it's time to terminate life support.
00:55:06Don't say that.
00:55:08Don't say that.
00:55:08He's strong.
00:55:10He's been through worse.
00:55:12Come on, Jax.
00:55:13Come on.
00:55:14Wake up.
00:55:15I'll give you some time.
00:55:18Nothing.
00:55:21Come on, Jax.
00:55:23I told you guys I don't know who would want to harm Jax.
00:55:26Everyone loves Jax.
00:55:28Ma'am, where were you at the time of the event?
00:55:31At his house.
00:55:32And what were you doing there?
00:55:36Trying to decide if I was going to divorce him or not.
00:55:40So your relationship was acrimonious?
00:55:43No.
00:55:44Our relationship is perfect.
00:55:48George.
00:55:50They said that we could lose him.
00:55:51Oh, dear.
00:55:52I'm so sorry this is happening.
00:55:54I'm sorry.
00:55:55Who are you?
00:55:56Oh, I'm her fiancé.
00:55:58Huh?
00:56:01So he is her husband and you're her fiancé?
00:56:05Mm-hmm.
00:56:06Correct.
00:56:06I'm so confused.
00:56:08I'm not.
00:56:09She was married to that guy.
00:56:11She's having an affair with this guy.
00:56:13And had someone off that guy.
00:56:17Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for questions.
00:56:21Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for further questions.
00:56:24No, but, no, no, no.
00:56:25No, but, please, not right now.
00:56:27Please, you can't do this.
00:56:28Please don't make this any harder.
00:56:29Stop.
00:56:30Quiet.
00:56:32That wouldn't be necessary.
00:56:34It was my mother.
00:56:35Your mother?
00:56:37The mother.
00:56:39She wanted the wedding so badly she was willing to kill for it.
00:56:42She really is a horrible woman.
00:56:45Wait, how do you know it was her?
00:56:47Oh, it was easy.
00:56:48I ever heard her berating her goons when she found out Jax was still alive.
00:56:53Here.
00:56:54Here's her address.
00:56:56She'll be there now, working the seating chart.
00:56:59I can't believe you're turning in your mother.
00:57:02Mommy was right.
00:57:04It is time I manned up.
00:57:07Because I want to get married.
00:57:09Oh, George, I'm sorry, I can't.
00:57:11Not to you.
00:57:13What?
00:57:21Betsy?
00:57:21Hello, ma'am.
00:57:24But, how long?
00:57:26A while.
00:57:28I, I, I know.
00:57:30Not only am I a coward, I'm also a cad.
00:57:34But I love him.
00:57:36Just the way he is.
00:57:40I don't even know what to say right now.
00:57:43Say you'll forgive me?
00:57:45Okay, if you say so.
00:57:49I am so confused.
00:57:51I'm not.
00:57:52They were together, now she's with him.
00:57:54His mom's crazy.
00:57:56Forget it, forget it.
00:57:57All right, let's just go to his house and arrest his mom.
00:58:00Well, good luck.
00:58:02You're gonna need it.
00:58:11Wait, what is that?
00:58:12What's happening?
00:58:12Can you get the doctor, please?
00:58:15Doctor!
00:58:15Nurse!
00:58:16Help!
00:58:17Jax?
00:58:21That was a close call.
00:58:24I don't know how much longer he'll last.
00:58:28You should probably say your goodbyes now.
00:58:43You should wake up now, so we can be married again.
00:58:53You wouldn't go to Azurica Island and run around in our bathing suits, drinking pina coladas, eating coconut out of
00:59:02the shell.
00:59:08Oh, you need a miracle.
00:59:12You need a miracle?
00:59:13You need a miracle.
00:59:32Here you go.
00:59:34Jax, I had your miracle necklace.
00:59:37you Milagro
00:59:39you can wake up now
00:59:43Tex you can wake up now
00:59:50please
00:59:53please wake up
01:00:01I love you so much
01:00:05I love you so much
01:00:06please
01:00:12please
01:00:49Alex
01:00:51I'm Mrs. Steele
01:00:52hi
01:00:54you came back to me
01:01:00I'd never leave you
01:01:02not now
01:01:03not ever
01:01:13I mean seriously
01:01:15have you ever seen a more romantic ending
01:01:19Agnes finally got to host her big wedding
01:01:21ladies please let's put some backbone into this
01:01:23this room will not decorate itself
01:01:25and if this wedding is going to mean anything at all
01:01:27this room has to be beautiful
01:01:28now Julia
01:01:29if you call that a floral arrangement
01:01:31now I must be the fool
01:01:32please
01:01:33a little volume
01:01:34also that vase
01:01:35it was between two inmates
01:01:36at Strathmore Penitentiary
01:01:38but it was a success
01:01:39George and Betsy
01:01:42got married
01:01:43it was a small wedding
01:01:44with just the two of them
01:01:46a minister
01:01:47and his dog
01:01:48Betsy basically stole my wedding
01:01:50but whatever
01:01:50it was
01:01:51better for her anyway
01:01:54and me
01:01:55I got my cottage in the country
01:01:57and I got Jack's
01:01:59to Azarica Island
01:02:00to Azarica Island
01:02:02and we both
01:02:03got a very
01:02:04happily ever after
01:02:20let me just see one of the
01:02:21let me see the second one of that
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