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00:00:19The
00:00:19hackers trying to bust through the server firewall I can handle this like hell this
00:00:25guy works in network operations you know fixing computers how the hell is he
00:00:28gonna stop a large-scale hack this is William Dorsey our boss's son you know
00:00:34what they say about new management it's gonna be some layoffs Eric Martin you are
00:00:40so fucking fired sir Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to
00:00:43follow him out what are you doing kissing this douchebag why would I waste my time with an
00:00:48unemployed loser like you I'm only be severing my ties with Dorsey Tech with Eric's codes I
00:00:57can plug the loophole everyone will think I'm a hero you're Eric Martin I am we
00:01:02have to get him on our side if you join Hendrix Tech you can have anything you
00:01:08want including me our AI platform and company server have both crashed what the
00:01:27fuck I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shit the hackers trying to bust
00:01:32through
00:01:33the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the company's lifeline if they break to
00:01:37the firewall we're finished guys our IP is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay it's
00:01:44relax there's got to be a way I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations
00:01:56you know fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a large-scale
00:02:00hack do you know what to do we're running out of time desperate times call for desperate measures
00:02:06Eric get in here oh my god he's almost the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to
00:02:24launch a DDoS
00:02:25scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers and you just owned
00:02:31them dude that was sick I was telling you just some sort of network maintenance lag but turns out
00:02:36you're a better programmer than I am how the hell did you get so good what you did just now
00:02:41was legendary
00:02:43wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen AI neural net
00:02:48was that you all right look I have to tell you later my botnet just trace these hackers IP addresses
00:02:57say we're gonna have to shut them down one by one if we want to protect the server which is
00:03:01gonna take
00:03:02some time I you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:03:45God finally
00:03:53finally oh it's light out great full-blown liner you did it
00:04:06you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:04:30giant so who's this here a guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts
00:04:34not sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could ward off
00:04:39a cyber attack like that with his talent you think the boss will put him in a more important role
00:04:42you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description
00:04:49Brenda who the hell is this guy
00:04:52this is William Dorsey our boss's son he just completed his MBA at Stanford
00:04:59Mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues
00:05:04am I looking at two employees from Dorsey Tech or a couple eight-year-olds out at recess
00:05:08honestly can't tell sir I can explain zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire
00:05:14team so get out of my face you're fired
00:05:19you're fired get out I just did that you know what they say about new management
00:05:27there's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the chaff
00:05:37okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need 150 percent every single day none of this half-assed
00:05:44bullshit anymore all right who does he think he is Elon Musk what the hell is this crap okay
00:05:57I need zero distractions in this office leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done
00:06:01for once
00:06:04no
00:06:07that was limited edition
00:06:09oh boo hoo
00:06:11it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working
00:06:15you're fired
00:06:17excuse me
00:06:18uh Fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one
00:06:22Dorsey Tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money
00:06:26right
00:06:26yes sir
00:06:32and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:06:40who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter uh you're fired
00:06:47me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter I no um that's not
00:06:54a
00:06:54uh that's uh that's not what I meant
00:06:57oh Fernando what does he do
00:06:59um he works in network maintenance
00:07:01what's his salary
00:07:02just about 500k a year
00:07:05oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:07:09what are you doing taking us for a ride
00:07:12no uh look I was I was working all night can I just take a rest
00:07:17you trying to clock at a time and a half for overtime
00:07:19I mean I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft
00:07:25are you HR folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of larger scale scam
00:07:30Eric and I might be dating but I can't afford to get dragged into this
00:07:33I need to break up with this loser
00:07:36um he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary
00:07:40other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him
00:07:45Fernando
00:07:49Eric Martin
00:07:51you are so fucking fired
00:07:52get your shit and get out of my building
00:08:02alright then
00:08:04Eric
00:08:04sir Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack
00:08:06you want to follow him out
00:08:09hey look
00:08:11Dorsey Tech is still one of the top tech companies in Silicon Valley
00:08:14don't lose your jobs for me
00:08:28ok
00:08:29yeah
00:08:31boss's orders
00:08:32I won't hold it against you
00:08:34uh
00:08:34it's also our one year anniversary
00:08:37right
00:08:38um
00:08:39see you in the lobby
00:08:45what was that about
00:08:50mr. Dorsey
00:08:51yeah
00:08:51are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting CEO
00:08:56no
00:08:57it's better to be feared than loved
00:09:00I mean what
00:09:01you want me to show some mercy to fear
00:09:03crook boyfriend
00:09:05is that it
00:09:06uh
00:09:06no he's not
00:09:08you know
00:09:08you deserve so much better
00:09:10I mean what would you prefer
00:09:12an unemployed loser
00:09:15or um
00:09:16let's see you
00:09:24just a sec
00:09:26busy guy
00:09:27oh
00:09:29what's up dad
00:09:30my heart's acting up again
00:09:33you'll have to take over the company for now
00:09:35also
00:09:36there's an important matter you need to know about
00:09:39yeah
00:09:40um
00:09:40what's the important matter
00:09:41we have an employee
00:09:43Eric
00:09:44whatever you do
00:09:45make sure to be good to him
00:09:48Eric
00:09:51Eric
00:09:51Martin
00:09:55isn't that the guy I just laid off
00:09:56William
00:09:57you there
00:09:59yep
00:10:00uh
00:10:00just a second
00:10:02do we have any other employees named Eric
00:10:09this is the employee list
00:10:10yep
00:10:11I was trying to get him to work for us for years
00:10:13and finally poached him
00:10:14he's in charge of our next gen AI development
00:10:18the company's future is in his hands
00:10:20ah
00:10:21yes
00:10:21Eric Martin
00:10:22AI development
00:10:23I see him
00:10:24Eric Martin
00:10:25AI development
00:10:26one of the top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley
00:10:30this the guy?
00:10:31yeah that's him
00:10:32Eric Martin
00:10:33there's another employee with a similar name
00:10:35who's always slacking on the job
00:10:37fire him when you get the chance
00:10:39don't worry dad
00:10:40I already did
00:10:41ha
00:10:42guess that sucker I fired
00:10:43wasn't the big shot tech genius after all
00:10:45attaboy
00:10:46keep it up
00:10:47once I'm feeling better
00:10:48I'll come around and see how things are going
00:10:50yeah
00:10:51just focus on getting better dad
00:10:52I got this
00:10:57you know I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser
00:11:03so who's it gonna be
00:11:05and not me
00:11:10what the fuck do you want?
00:11:12Mr. Dorsey
00:11:13um
00:11:13you
00:11:16spit it out man
00:11:17what's up?
00:11:17the company server just crashed
00:11:22you talk to me
00:11:23it's bad sir
00:11:24the customer complaints are getting out of control
00:11:26what should we do sir?
00:11:26Eric saved us during the last cyber attack
00:11:29so if we can just get him here then
00:11:30boom
00:11:31problem solved
00:11:32Fernanda you got his number right?
00:11:34why don't you give him a call?
00:11:41Eric
00:11:42what a dick
00:11:43forgets his tablet
00:11:47amelioration algorithm
00:11:49wait
00:11:50is this the code
00:11:52that fixes the server loophole?
00:11:55oh
00:11:56damn
00:11:56this is good
00:12:00hello?
00:12:01Eric
00:12:02the company server crashed
00:12:03get over here and help us
00:12:05Mr. Dorsey said that if you fix it
00:12:07you'll be generously rewarded
00:12:09on my way
00:12:11with Eric's codes
00:12:12I can plug the loophole
00:12:14everyone will think I'm a hero
00:12:21so?
00:12:22he said he's got it
00:12:22thank god
00:12:29well
00:12:30you still need some questions?
00:12:32him or me?
00:12:35Eric and I weren't a thing
00:12:37I was just leaning him on
00:12:40I choose you of course
00:12:41Smith
00:12:426-5
00:12:44he's no longer
00:12:49god
00:12:50i was supposed to be off a half hour ago
00:12:52where is she?
00:12:55screw it
00:12:56i'm coming up
00:13:05you fucking asshole
00:13:13stop it you're acting like a child as if you never saw this coming what are you doing kissing
00:13:20this douchebag watch your mouth i can do whatever i want with whoever i want
00:13:27you bastard
00:13:42eric you and me are over
00:13:49fernanda are you serious that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:13:55why are you doing this
00:13:57eric i told you we're done
00:13:58why would i waste my time with an unemployed loser
00:14:31like you
00:14:32go home and be your meat man
00:14:37fernanda you're the reason i even stayed at dorsach
00:14:40shut up who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway
00:14:44we're done
00:14:50you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now
00:15:05and you are
00:15:07it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey
00:15:10i'm here to report that under my guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:15:15you're eric martin
00:15:16i am
00:15:18you can see why my father spoke so highly of you
00:15:21idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work
00:15:25whatever as long as the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder
00:15:30mr dorsey
00:15:32i know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company
00:15:36right after you were fired the system crashed
00:15:40there's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge
00:15:54boss
00:15:55good news eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar
00:15:59he just left dorsey tech he did
00:16:01mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago he was fired by the ceo's son william
00:16:07oh that's hilarious i want to see the look on that old hag
00:16:11asher dorsey's face when he realizes that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his
00:16:16idiot son but boss hendrix tech is just a mid-level startup
00:16:21well if someone as talented as i'm really want to join us we have to get him on our side
00:16:25by any means necessary
00:16:30you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is
00:16:35get the car ready i'm going to the dorsey office and eric is mine
00:16:48revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crashed right after you got
00:16:54fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it
00:16:59bullshit you guys have always looked down to me as some nobody maintenance worker
00:17:05now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked
00:17:08none of you idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense you'd have a job
00:17:14i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey
00:17:19what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you
00:17:22to
00:17:22the police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person what other tricks do you have
00:17:28of your sleeve better come clean now or you're going to jail all right what are you waiting for
00:17:39arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence
00:17:47what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs
00:17:51really without a shred of remorse don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a
00:17:56living hell mr dorsey the way i see it you should teach this asshole a lesson yeah william
00:18:03a scumbag like him should never get away with this from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted
00:18:13from dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:18:20you know what this means dude you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro
00:18:28i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been fired why should the ceo be
00:18:37bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot shit didn't you
00:18:44boys second to the police yes sir stop right there
00:18:58there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech
00:19:07he's joining hendrix tech well i recognize you you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech
00:19:17evelyn what are you doing here i'm here for you of course i haven't seen you since college
00:19:24what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this how dorsey tech treats its former employees
00:19:30i would have expected better from you miss hendrix these are high level conversations between company
00:19:37ceos someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth miss hendrix this prick eric has severely
00:19:46sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really have time to listen to your javerick
00:19:52oh my god okay look right after i fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly
00:19:58hacked into our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company
00:20:02so yeah man i don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal
00:20:09did you really not ask your father about who eric is
00:20:15of course i asked my father he said that eric's some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the
00:20:21company
00:20:26slacker is that really what asher said word for word he said fire this loser as soon as you get
00:20:34the chance
00:20:37asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't make sense
00:20:43that he would change his mind like this take me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious
00:20:49time recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to say to
00:20:56you or dorsey tech
00:21:01eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech
00:21:09you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four million per year
00:21:14i want to make you our lead software engineer
00:21:27i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:21:32miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind
00:21:36this woman's got a screw loose you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right
00:21:40and now you want to make him a millionaire
00:21:46uh evelyn i know you're trying to help but like i don't want the money then
00:21:53would this sweeten the deal
00:21:56are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrix tech you can have anything you want
00:22:05including me
00:22:09okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own good let me
00:22:15remind
00:22:15you that this loser that you've set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on the job
00:22:20my father said it himself okay all right
00:22:37what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car the money my relationship
00:22:47see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this day forward i eric martin would
00:22:55firmly be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity you didn't deserve those things
00:23:02to begin with it's right that you returned them you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees
00:23:10as human beings
00:23:13miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're
00:23:20actually struggling to compete with them don't worry
00:23:25i can help change that
00:23:31look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke
00:23:39i'm sorry a trader like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach of the
00:23:45company's server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack i demand you to issue an
00:23:51apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers and if you don't i'll have to raise charges okay good
00:24:00luck with that what are you going to do about it you have no choice but to issue that apology
00:24:06stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter to
00:24:12hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war well if war is what you want that's what
00:24:18you get
00:24:21you know what
00:24:25you know what
00:24:33let's go you'd be sick if i stay another second in this shithole
00:24:45mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well i'm gonna sign you the role of
00:24:54lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you uh what about me darling oh don't worry my dear i'll make
00:25:05sure that you're satisfied ew gross i won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve the systems
00:25:15crash um uh the tablet's in the office what should i say i used a one-of-a-kind code
00:25:23that i developed
00:25:24myself to get the server back up and running i can explain it to you in detail later spoken like
00:25:30a true
00:25:31visionary man's even got his own code you know what don't even bother showing it to me i'm sure it's
00:25:36exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank you sir
00:25:51say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:26:05hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today
00:26:13hendrix tech has a force in the ai development race
00:26:18ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us
00:26:25as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:26:32that's good
00:26:40what's that slide fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to
00:26:47go to war with me
00:26:51unless
00:27:04dad what's up tell me you didn't fire eric
00:27:09uh okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me about
00:27:16okay then explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:27:22well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's
00:27:29no
00:27:29way i would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got evelyn
00:27:35to believe that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up
00:27:41our trash so you intentionally misled evelyn she's under the impression that the loser she poached from
00:27:48us is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's why she had the guts to declare war
00:27:54nice job son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full control of our next gen ai
00:28:02modeling project really really dad thank you thank you so much now get to work
00:28:13we are going to make hendrix tech the laughing stock of the whole industry
00:28:20all right all right bye i love
00:28:27sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech william just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins
00:28:34over to him this soon i'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were
00:28:37counting on
00:28:38don't forget we still have our ace in the hole
00:28:44you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay hands off and let him do what
00:28:51he does best
00:28:53as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell plus evelyn fell for william's bluff and
00:29:01hired that clown eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct
00:29:21so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad
00:29:28small group but they're talented all we need is a few programmers with specialized knowledge in the
00:29:34field of ai precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together a team
00:29:44i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired
00:29:49you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys
00:29:59welcome
00:30:06come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge of our
00:30:15ai
00:30:15modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer i'm putting you in charge of development
00:30:20i uh sir
00:30:24is there a problem
00:30:28no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job
00:30:36yes
00:30:39william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned
00:30:43the department can't function like this what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has it
00:30:51they were poached by a former employee poached by a former fucking eric martin
00:30:57william what should we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for
00:31:02there's no need to freak out you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here
00:31:09we're gonna be
00:31:10all right just what's your solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk
00:31:17we'll get better ones i'll make a few calls
00:31:25like that i like that yes oh fucking eric martin oh oh
00:31:34this is all going swimmingly now i can put my own people in key positions soon i'll have the whole
00:31:40company under my thumb johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department
00:31:48head and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of
00:31:55mine with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you evelyn
00:32:02welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i do want to warn you that there is
00:32:07lots
00:32:08of work to do we have a ways to go if we want to compete with dorsey tech with eric
00:32:13at the helm
00:32:14we'll always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program
00:32:21that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what
00:32:30then we won't have to lift the finger
00:32:41we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net patching up the previous
00:32:47loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and builds a brand new
00:32:53platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial version
00:32:58then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for dominance
00:33:04hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:33:163 a.m again
00:33:20oh okay okay
00:33:27uh miss hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn are you always this way towards
00:33:37people who are crushing on you uh crushing on me you still can't tell eric i like you
00:33:49i've felt this way since college
00:33:56you were the prettiest girl on campus i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:34:03i've never had my sight set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious
00:34:11and when i finally got the courage to tell you how i felt you disappeared
00:34:15i i went abroad to work on a top secret trading project i know you've always been so brilliant
00:34:26back then i i made up my mind i was gonna be with you one day
00:34:33evelyn
00:34:35and when i founded hendrix tech i wanted to recruit you but that sneaky bastard asher dorsey
00:34:41he already had snatched you up i i i see um
00:34:51so if i came closer to you now would you mind
00:35:05it's late i should probably uh be going
00:35:09where are you gonna go
00:35:12you lost everything when you left dorsey tech you kind of have nowhere to go now
00:35:23evelyn uh
00:35:27let's go
00:35:29go where
00:35:31i'm taking you home
00:35:41this is it
00:35:44from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:35:49for that long you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to
00:35:56um
00:35:57supervise you
00:35:59supervise you
00:35:59okay um
00:36:02where am i gonna sleep
00:36:05uh well i only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me
00:36:11oh uh
00:36:13no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um
00:36:17i'm messing with you
00:36:19my place is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you come on i'll show you your room
00:36:26okay
00:36:30this is what you've got
00:36:32you're fucking useless
00:36:34sir the modeling framework we're working with is extremely complex we'll need at least another month
00:36:40to fully understand it
00:36:46a month not a chance i am going to give you three days and i want consistent progress reports
00:36:53sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work
00:36:57faster and smarter i'm giving you three days eric mr dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard
00:37:08oh
00:37:09get back to work
00:37:11mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:37:17that's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:37:27william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:37:33wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you
00:37:39your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market i'll be sure to
00:37:44let
00:37:44my father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what i need who wants to be just
00:37:49department head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey
00:37:57my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i
00:38:03were the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does
00:38:08well i'll see what i could do for you really that's great thank you so much sir
00:38:28you're up
00:38:37come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:38:45right breakfast
00:38:51uh that looks amazing
00:38:58when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it
00:39:02yeah of course good and when you're finished with your project
00:39:12i have a reward waiting
00:39:27all right team
00:39:30we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:39:35so let's get to business
00:39:38and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing department and you will be
00:39:43receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap
00:39:48all right awesome cool
00:39:51on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in
00:39:56our product
00:39:57revenue oh yes here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be treated
00:40:04as such we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have good news for
00:40:12you
00:40:12soon yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with erica on our side we can't lose
00:40:18beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:40:35oh
00:40:35oh
00:40:35oh
00:40:35oh
00:40:35oh
00:40:35oh
00:40:36oh
00:40:37oh
00:41:17You're hopeless, both of you.
00:41:22Sir, I...
00:41:23Don't speak without my permission.
00:41:26I give you a simple task, and repeatedly you keep screwing it up.
00:41:31How did you blockheads get this job working here anyway?
00:41:36We have a whole AI framework that's just waiting to be used, yet you keep twiddling your thumbs!
00:41:42Either you finish this by the deadline, or you can get the fuck out!
00:41:46Is that clear?
00:41:49Yes, sir.
00:41:51Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper.
00:41:54And didn't Eric say everything was going fine?
00:41:56Was I wrong to trust him?
00:42:06Mr. Dorsey, what are you doing here?
00:42:09Tell me the truth.
00:42:10Are we on track to make the deadline or not?
00:42:12I can assure you we're doing fine.
00:42:14We're just adding a few finishing touches, so things are a bit hectic.
00:42:20Good.
00:42:21Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions, okay?
00:42:23Don't want any slip-ups.
00:42:25Got it?
00:42:28All right.
00:42:30Darling.
00:42:32Not now.
00:42:33Get me the reports and ask for them.
00:42:42Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money, you little shit.
00:42:46The fuck are you looking at?
00:42:48Get back to work.
00:42:49And this time, I want results.
00:42:59Miss Hendricks, I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing completion.
00:43:05It's just a matter of time before it hits the market.
00:43:07Really?
00:43:08That fast?
00:43:09Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now.
00:43:12Dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors.
00:43:16They're taking things to the next level.
00:43:17That William Dorsey is really milking all his connections.
00:43:22If this goes well for them, we're going to be in a difficult spot.
00:43:25Well, that much is obvious, but I don't know.
00:43:27Good thing we're finished, too.
00:43:30What?
00:43:31Really?
00:43:32Why would I lie?
00:43:33We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time.
00:43:36Plus, the sooner they want to go public, the easier it'll be for us.
00:43:40Why would it be better for us?
00:43:45Evelyn, remember what I told you when I first came on board?
00:43:49But Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program.
00:43:53That?
00:43:55It's a trial version.
00:43:57If they keep developing based on that model, then...
00:44:00Then what?
00:44:03Then we won't have to lift a finger.
00:44:13Hmm, so what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that you made?
00:44:19It's the only way they could have built it so fast.
00:44:22It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time.
00:44:26Evelyn, there's nothing for us to worry about.
00:44:29That does make sense.
00:44:31Well then, good.
00:44:33I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work.
00:44:36Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off.
00:44:40They'll need their rest before we bring product to market.
00:44:43Yes, Ms. Hendrix.
00:44:47This was a big day for us.
00:44:52Why don't we end it with a drink?
00:44:57Aren't you a lightweight?
00:45:00Who said that?
00:45:02I can handle my liquor, Eric Martin.
00:45:18I knew you could be fun.
00:45:20I knew it.
00:45:21I told you.
00:45:23See, that's why that last drink was a bad idea.
00:45:27It was a good idea and I could have had at least two more.
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:32Yeah, no, you'd absolutely could.
00:45:35Definitely.
00:45:36You think that you are wild.
00:45:40Okay.
00:45:40No, no.
00:45:41No, we do.
00:45:42We do.
00:45:43See, I know we do.
00:45:46Super easy.
00:45:51Eric, now do you believe I want a guy like you?
00:46:00Maybe you should want to sober up a lot.
00:46:09I'm sober enough.
00:46:13And what I want is you.
00:46:29William, we've been together for some time now, and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.
00:46:34Let's get married.
00:46:41Hey, where are you?
00:46:44Everyone's out here celebrating and you're a no-show.
00:46:48What a buzzkill.
00:46:50I'm coming.
00:46:53No, that's all right.
00:46:54You know, everyone's, everyone's leaving.
00:46:57Don't bother.
00:47:00Bye.
00:47:04Hey.
00:47:05Hey.
00:47:06Where'd you go?
00:47:07I missed you.
00:47:11It's fine.
00:47:13He just had a little bit too much to drink.
00:47:16You know, there is a killer martini spot right up the street.
00:47:20Oh.
00:47:21I can get the bartender to whip up something special for me.
00:47:23I'd like that.
00:47:24What?
00:47:25Mm-hmm.
00:47:26Oh, you're so much hotter than that bitch, Fernanda.
00:47:29You're just a climber who hops from her ex over to me.
00:47:32And you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away.
00:47:36That's who she is.
00:47:37William.
00:47:38How could you do this to me?
00:47:42You know, she, she, the funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.
00:47:47I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.
00:47:51She's delusional.
00:47:53Ugh, how pathetic.
00:47:55Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.
00:48:02Yeah, who gives a shit?
00:48:04You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon, too.
00:48:06And I'll be waiting for you, Daddy.
00:48:11Oh, shit.
00:48:15God damn it!
00:48:18What have I done?
00:48:22It's going to be so awkward at work now.
00:48:25And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.
00:48:30God damn it!
00:48:32What have I done?
00:48:36Eric.
00:48:39It's so cold.
00:49:01It's fine.
00:49:02I already saw everything last night anyway.
00:49:09How do I look?
00:49:12Um, beautiful.
00:49:18Come on, get up.
00:49:19I have your suit ready, too.
00:49:23Where are we going?
00:49:25Where else?
00:49:26We're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.
00:49:53What are you doing hiding over here?
00:49:56I told you, you're here as my girlfriend.
00:49:59We have to look the part.
00:50:01Mr. Dorsey.
00:50:03With money like yours, there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call.
00:50:08Okay.
00:50:09What's going on with you?
00:50:11You want me to cut your salary or something?
00:50:13Because I can do that.
00:50:14Whatever.
00:50:15Just wait until I'm wasted.
00:50:17Drunk words are sober thoughts.
00:50:19Okay.
00:50:21Mr. Dorsey.
00:50:22Oh.
00:50:23Let's have a toast.
00:50:26To winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm.
00:50:31Cheers.
00:50:32Cheers.
00:50:48Oh, fuck.
00:50:52Cheers.
00:50:55Cheers.
00:50:58Cheers.
00:50:59Cheers.
00:51:00Cheers.
00:51:07well well well it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech
00:51:13miss hendrix i see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here why wouldn't
00:51:21i like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform firing him was your
00:51:32loss okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts dorsey tech ai platform
00:51:40is now reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride
00:51:47our coattails so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own
00:51:57ai platform oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you
00:52:06use to make a platform that no one's going to use burn dude you hear that yeah i would say
00:52:13our
00:52:13monopoly on the tech industry is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train
00:52:20straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use wow jesus eric didn't we like
00:52:29just break up look at you i already head over heels for another woman excuse me what's up talk to
00:52:40me
00:52:41um do you have any idea where i am what uh the server crashed
00:52:50okay yep okay yep um what the fuck server crashed i'll make a call yeah make a call it'll be
00:52:58fixed in
00:52:58a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah he's got it use the amelioration algorithm
00:53:07yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what i call the code i saved in my tablet but it's only
00:53:13for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did eric steal my tablet another server crash
00:53:20huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust your new product
00:53:27uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out yeah got fixed
00:53:35no big deal no big deal no big deal wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big
00:53:44deal
00:53:45this is an internal affair sorry and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut
00:53:52the amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only it won't address the core issue so the concurrency bug
00:53:58will just lead to more data corruption and more system crashes is such a new mistake
00:54:03if you understood code you'd know that oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't do
00:54:09like seriously do you hear yourself what do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere else
00:54:16please man right what do i know i wrote the amelioration algorithm what did you just say
00:54:28i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the
00:54:33mysterious tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have i done shut up what
00:54:41mr dorsey you can't believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe whatever you want
00:54:48what a dumpster fire let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey
00:54:58yeah so back when i recruited eric i made the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever
00:55:05he wanted including me i'm not like some people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what
00:55:16i have an image to maintain yes of course
00:55:31so what you're saying is it's not that i don't respect hendrick's tech dorsey is less an investment
00:55:38risk and they have greater potential i can't justify choosing your product over theirs mr brown
00:55:44we're a risk worth taking once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to reconsider
00:55:53bravo bravo it was quite an inspiring sales pitch was you must be mr dorsey's son it's a great pleasure
00:56:03ms hendrickson and i were just having a little chat naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey tech
00:56:08right yeah so um if you're here chasing investments i would suggest you just give up and go home
00:56:14with us here you won't get a red cent from these guys that's right over 90 of the guests here
00:56:21have already invested in our new ai tech program best get out while you still can i'm afraid they're
00:56:29right we've already spent our investment money in promoting dorsey's new ai platform so and i can
00:56:35assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted and your money will be paid back in
00:56:41tenfold at dorsey tech we treat our partners like family and that's why we love doing business with
00:56:46you if i were you i'd cut my losses and take my leave get out unless you also want to
00:56:56invest in dorsey
00:56:57tech hey let the jerks have their fund they won't be allowing for two months longer
00:57:14it sounds like a plan
00:57:24miss hendrickson didn't you just tell us to get lost i didn't want to offend mr dorsey back there
00:57:31it was all an act well that sounds professional then what do you want miss hendrix investors know
00:57:38to hedge their bets what hendrix tech is doing is impressive and i want to offer my help
00:57:45i know you need funds to promote your products and i want to assist with that but you need to
00:57:51sign a
00:57:51contract first no way am i signing a contract with you at least hear the terms if your ai product
00:57:59tops
00:57:59dorsey techs you pay nothing if they win you pay everything back what do you say that's a lot of
00:58:08money
00:58:08we're talking about well it's definitely risky but i trust eric mr brown we accept your offer
00:58:25today dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform ai plus was released in
00:58:31the united states on its first day ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:58:36completely eclipsing the efforts of their chief competitor hendrix tech which also launched their
00:58:41new platform ai king on the same day everyone hendrix has guts i'll give her that but dropping who
00:58:50new product on the same day as us that is career suicide let's get to the office griffin yes sir
00:59:07relax mr dorsey hendrix tech is no threat yeah i i know remember when you said that if this project
00:59:15went well you'd promote me to vice president yeah i i remember but ai plus has just barely hit the
00:59:21market
00:59:22we can't even call it a success yet right true yeah i have news talk to me
00:59:34the bad news is that hendrix tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:59:39the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:59:44okay uh all right i'll take it i'll take it like i said we're unbeatable come on let's celebrate no
00:59:52no not yet how did hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline i mean they got started
00:59:58much later than we did i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled
01:00:04lead engineer eric i thought he was supposed to be a nobody right
01:00:19dad what's up
01:00:24oh uh got it
01:00:29the boss is coming we can talk to him about my promotion shit guys this isn't good
01:00:35all right what is it now our ai platform and company server have both crashed
01:00:39what the fuck right every time
01:00:46seriously god damn dude
01:00:51what the fuck is going on mr martin the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere about the
01:00:56whole server down along with it then don't just sit around like an idiot fix it sir this is an
01:01:01issue with the system's core framework we didn't build that what do you mean you didn't build it
01:01:06we're using the same framework that eric built before he left eric the guy i fired yeah eric with
01:01:10the k e-r-i-k you took credit for someone else's work lie to me mr dorsey let me
01:01:20explain
01:01:20no there is no time for explanation why didn't you rebuild the core framework mr dorsey
01:01:25we need to focus on getting the company server up and running our users trust depends on it speak
01:01:29what happened to the company server sir he was the one i didn't do shit shut your mouth go uh
01:01:36the
01:01:36solution he used the amelioration algorithm after the last two crashes it's not designed as a long
01:01:41term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code every time that bug is reproduced it leads
01:01:46to more serious corruption it's been a ticking time bomb ever since this time the ai platform went
01:01:52down brought the whole server down along with it it's completely unfixable this was all your fault
01:02:02william all of our users are switching over to hendrix tech ai platform what should we do
01:02:06how the fuck am i supposed to know
01:02:14mr dorsey what on earth is going on i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this
01:02:18look sir i i can explain i'm sorry okay it's gotta be fixed i have billions of dollars invested in
01:02:24you
01:02:24damn it i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal dorsey tech is finished
01:02:35five hundred thousand we just passed five hundred thousand you guys 98 99
01:02:42one million oh my god oh my god hey hey it's still going up it's still going up
01:02:56fuck fuck fuck this is all your fault this is all your fault mr dorsey
01:03:04fuck fuck i wanted to help you i was trying to help the company i've had enough of your bullshit
01:03:11you fired half the bloody tech departments what was i supposed to do and you gave us impossible
01:03:16deadlines no no no don't make this about me i get it now you're using my promotion as bait
01:03:22you are never gonna make me vp you want your job or not is that a threat fire me do
01:03:29it you think
01:03:29i won't if eric leaves so do i me too see when you fired everyone i replaced them with my
01:03:40people
01:03:41go ahead fire me you'll clear out your whole tech department you will sink dorsey tech you were never
01:03:49the prize tech genius of dorsey tech you were the slacker my father warned me about
01:03:58william william william i'm ashamed to call you my son
01:04:07what the hell have you done to my company dad uh i'm sorry i'm not here for apologies
01:04:19what the hell is this idiot doing here i thought you fired him uh where's eric uh dad i dad
01:04:27i i fired
01:04:28eric you fired him um what was that was that a mistake dad are you okay hey are you okay
01:04:41i busted my fucking balls to get eric to dorsey tech he was the backbone behind this company
01:04:50and what did you do you fired him so um it was eric with a k all along oh i
01:05:01fucked up god i fucked up
01:05:04where is eric now where is eric now i will get down on my knees and beg him to come
01:05:10back
01:05:10um eric is that uh hendrix tech
01:05:17you are a sorry excuse for a son you have destroyed my company
01:05:29sir bad news it appears that the server crash was just the beginning what's going on
01:05:35the crash also affected our automobile software there have been at least 30 car accidents across
01:05:41the u.s uh six people have died no no this isn't my fault it was eric's fault eric with
01:05:56the k
01:05:56it was his code that was faulty no that's fucking bullshit i fired him before that happened but i
01:06:02stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote i'm only guilty of using his work everything else
01:06:08was his fault i wrote the amelioration algorithm god it mistook the genius for the loser
01:06:17i'm not going down like this dorsey tech ain't finished yet not finished yet
01:06:26griffin take this man to the police if dorsey tech goes under he'll have to pay for this yes sir
01:06:55mr brown looks like your contract worked in our favor so we will not be returning the five billion
01:07:01dollars you invested and again thank you for your generosity wait do i at least deserve some dividends
01:07:08i'm sorry mr brown but the terms you insisted on were very clear we beat dorsey tech so we owe
01:07:15you
01:07:15nothing which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received
01:07:19but no no more buts goodbye mr brown
01:07:31tonight i'll give you that reward i was telling you
01:07:35oh i'm sure it'll be very special
01:07:40you have no idea eric
01:07:46i know i messed up before it's all over for dorsey tech now is there anything you could do to
01:07:55help me
01:07:56what the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend boyfriend that's right i'm his girlfriend now
01:08:06we're living together and we're getting married soon too but you you you can't no it's not possible
01:08:14he was mine first you dumped him and you treated him like trash
01:08:21it's a little late for you to come crawling back guys can we
01:08:39you're hot when you're bossy you like yeah eric what
01:08:49eric what is it now
01:09:01eric you know how much i've done for you dorsey tech is in dire straits
01:09:09we need your help mr dorsey all those things you gave me
01:09:14i've returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation
01:09:21oh has he not told you now that that is not how it went down at all
01:09:26it was that dirt bag eric with the sea who went behind my back and got me all mixed up
01:09:32oh yeah well your little mix-up made me lose everything i had including my career
01:09:39did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake
01:09:43eric i am really sorry i don't want your fake apology and i'm not coming back to you
01:09:52so would you please leave our office
01:09:59now would you please leave our office
01:10:03we wish dorsey tech the very best
01:10:24dead dead dead
01:10:24you've fucking doomed us son you doomed dorsey tech
01:10:31Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, so you're really not going to help them, they're
01:10:46the ones who fired me, now they have to live with the outcome, well to the sweet taste
01:10:52of victory, to the sweet taste of victory,
01:11:26to the sweet taste of victory, to the sweet taste of victory, to the sweet taste of victory.
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