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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35National Shag featured in Humbunga's
00:45in Humbunga's
01:03filthy scavengers when lord poseidon ruled the deep you sky rats swore never to breach the
01:09surface poseidon fish food ages ago
01:40sire zeus's people just breached your outer barrier i'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:50sire
02:07who the hell broke my new console i'm gonna go deal with that bastard
02:12sire you're finally stepping in
02:28go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:32my king even poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:58what did you do turn me back right now
03:05sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against olympus we beg you
03:11zeus's brains probably been eaten out by clamadia for years i'm retired i don't waste
03:16breath on crazy people
03:25screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:34fight
03:41get your hands off me creep
03:43sorry i didn't mean to
03:50wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nintz doing here
03:58he's just a regular human a total nerd damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in
04:14you're burning up down here way harder than i pictured
04:19i was drugged this whole thing is dylan's sick setup
04:23if i don't mate someone before the timer runs out i die i really need this guy
04:32god damn
04:35you really know how to flip my switch
04:45i need more a lot more
04:56don't stop get harder
04:59squeeze me tighter
05:07what the hell did you do to me last night
05:11hey i put in a lot of work don't tell me you forgot
05:15leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run
05:19damn it he tracked me
05:34leora you're my fiance you belong with me come home
05:39get away dylan
05:43as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:50why the are you wearing some dude shirt you slept with someone
05:56who screwed up my plan
05:58oh so you're the genius who roofed her newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:14so you're the loser who ruined everything you actually
06:18fuck this beach bomb shut in
06:26touch him again and you'll regret it her body's tainted now
06:30but her blood still has value can't push too hard yet
06:35i won't kill him but you're coming with me loria
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:19those assholes are back already what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy
07:36dylan who speak up man my ears are shot keep acting tough jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even nereus's sea folk give him a wide burn
07:56you asked for this
07:58you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top and orcer who the hell are you
08:26assholes using my divine power to barbecue
08:29hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about
08:34nothing it's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:43molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:50huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded i don't have much time find lily's real father leave her with him
09:25i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:46there it is
09:54liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter we need you now
10:21so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome this aura she's got my blood
10:34who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:44mommy mommy it's too late boss her heart beats fading fast
11:14oh
11:21somebody help me
11:35give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:41it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23no let go with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you you're just a regular guy stay out of it
12:56boss soup's ready
13:04if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:12she's safe now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:23jack you
13:27ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:38try it
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:54is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:07you or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:26i i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:57i'm not evenımı
16:00jimmy
16:00who
16:00jimmy
16:03jimmy
16:05jimmy
16:06jimmy
16:14jimmy
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:24that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:48monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:18you
18:30oh
18:32oh
18:59My leash
19:02Have mercy
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter
19:03I swear it
19:04I
19:04Please
19:05Spare my life
19:06No problem
19:07Thank you my lord
19:08Thank you for your mercy
19:09Try to remember that
19:10In your next life
19:25Enjoying the show
19:35My king
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:38We swear
19:39Listen to me
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:44I will skin you alive
19:46Now
19:47Get the fuck out of my sight
19:49Yes
19:49Yes my leash
20:02My love
20:04Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
20:06I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:17That wild god pans always pulling power grabs
20:20But Poseidon
20:22Guy's long gone
20:23Probably fish food in some trench
20:25Right
20:26Sea god myth
20:27Ancient history
20:28Wanna bet
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore
20:42The world's the same as ever
20:45The dead are louder than the living
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is
21:16Tell him to get his ass out here
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:29I don't have time for this
21:31I'm not wasting it on you
21:32I need a background check
21:39You know who I am?
21:40Hades' ace
21:41You crash my spot
21:43You die here
22:07Little fish
22:16Hades' staff
22:17One shot
22:19The sea king
22:20He's real
22:23Hades
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30One
22:31Two
22:36Thank the fates
22:37The boss is here
22:43Boss
22:44This bum
22:51You idiot
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:53And we all drown
22:54You're done
22:55Get out
22:57In front of Poseidon
22:58You're ants
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights
23:06My lord
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:18Understood
23:18I'll mobilize every team right now
23:20You have three days
23:22I'll be back
23:26Everyone
23:27Drop what you're doing
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:31Every resource
23:32Every contact
23:33Now
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back
23:36Yes boss
23:43Poseidon's back
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead
23:57Kid comes with us alive
23:58She's still hurt
23:59Easy pickets
24:00Let's move
24:14We'll make a nice stew
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27Pathetic
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders
24:34Come quietly to the stronghold
24:37Or I drag your corpse back
24:39Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:43Hand over the kid
24:53Stay away from my daughter
24:54Don't you dare touch her
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding
25:14This forest is locked down
25:16Surrender now
25:18I'll go with you
25:20On one condition
25:21Let my daughter go
25:23No, mommy
25:25I'm not leaving you
25:27No, mommy
25:40I'm not leaving you
25:41You poisoned me
25:46My poison fog
25:48The more you fight
25:50The faster it rots you from the inside
25:52Give up
25:54You've gone too far
25:56Even if I die today
25:57I'm not letting you win
26:01You're wounded
26:03You're wounded
26:04Poisoned
26:05Done
26:07The kid's coming with me
26:10Don't touch her
26:12Come at me
26:13Feisty one
26:15Dylan wants you dead
26:17But first
26:18I'm gonna have some fun
26:27Such a pretty face
26:29All mine now
26:33Let my mommy go
26:35You bastard
26:43Lily
26:44Lily
26:44Run
26:45Get out of here
26:51Serve me well
26:52And I might let her run
26:54A little longer
27:01Lily
27:23You touch my woman
27:25You're a dead man
27:32Jack
27:33What the hell just happened
27:38You okay babe
27:40So you're the boyfriend
27:41Too bad
27:43I'll snap every bone in your body
27:45With one hand
28:02Jack
28:03Keep Lily safe
28:04Long as I'm here
28:05You don't lose
28:07Shut up
28:07And go
28:08Now
28:20If I pull this vine
28:22The whole cliff
28:22Goes with us demon
28:25Run all you want
28:27My pack
28:28Tears you both apart
28:29You're a dead man
28:31You're a dead man
28:45You're a dead man
28:48You're a dead man
28:49You're a dead man
28:52You're a dead man
28:53You're a dead man
28:53You're a dead man
28:54You're a dead man
28:54You're a dead man
28:55You're a dead man
28:55You're a dead man
28:56You're a dead man
28:57You're a dead man
28:58You're a dead man
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:58you are the best
30:08some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here
30:20so i'm keeping it clean disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:47daddy
30:47what happened to the bad guy
30:50he got so dazzled
30:52by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle
31:02don't move
31:03daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily
31:15no one's ever beaten your dad
31:23that poison's eating you alive
31:25little nymph
31:26how much longer you got
31:28let me have my fun first
31:31so what
31:32i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:46damn
31:47you take a hit well
31:49let's enjoy this body
31:51then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:54for jack and lily
31:56even if i die
31:57i'm taking this beast down with me
32:01no signal
32:02you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming
32:06killing one won't save jack and lily
32:07no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me
32:10this the woman dylan wants
32:12where the kid
32:13some guy took the brat
32:17useless
32:17grab her first
32:18then we hunt the child
32:23just
32:25let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once
32:32then die together
32:33pick your graves
32:46why did you come back
32:48where's lily
32:52lily's safe
32:53don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover
33:00her taste is trash
33:02beg now
33:04and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:07refuse
33:08and you'll be screaming
33:10end it fast
33:13you
33:14in our eyes
33:15you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:22jack means more to me than anything
33:25i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband
33:38step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die
33:42fine
33:43i'll oblige
33:45die
33:46you're half dead already
33:46no
33:46no
33:46no
33:46no
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?!
34:17The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:22This...
34:26can't be...
34:49Ancient Ekethra!
34:51The coastal legend monster?!
34:53Why would she be here?!
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:57Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us!
35:08We're finished!
35:09Don't worry darling, things might turn around!
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured!
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant!
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you!
35:25Stop saying that Jack!
35:27Look around, we're surrounded, we could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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