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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:20Mm-hmm.
00:00:29Oh, yes.
00:00:46Yeah!
00:00:49Uh-huh!
00:00:52Uh-huh!
00:00:54Ah!
00:01:18Whoa!
00:01:49Come on.
00:02:10Come on, come on, get up!
00:02:15I'll have my revenge, and Deathstalker too.
00:02:54I'll have my revenge.
00:03:24I'll have my revenge.
00:03:53I'll have my revenge.
00:04:21I'll have my revenge.
00:04:51I'll have my revenge.
00:04:55I'll have my revenge.
00:04:55I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:59But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:05He's gonna stop here permanent.
00:05:08You know who we are.
00:05:11The village idiot and the two runners-up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy.
00:05:30I don't even know these guys.
00:05:45Hi.
00:05:47Hello.
00:05:48Hello.
00:05:58Hello.
00:06:01Hello.
00:06:19Hello.
00:06:21Hello.
00:06:22Hello.
00:06:23Hello.
00:06:24Hello.
00:06:44You know, I got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say?
00:06:52What do you say?
00:06:52The three of us go up there and-
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's a little right.
00:06:57You gotta help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day.
00:07:00That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:04Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess.
00:07:09I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:28Turn around.
00:07:29Come on, come on.
00:07:33Come on.
00:07:33Come on.
00:07:34Come on.
00:07:35Let him go.
00:07:36Let's go down with you.
00:07:36Whoa!
00:07:42Ah!
00:07:48Whoa!
00:07:52Whoa!
00:07:54Whoa!
00:07:54Whoa!
00:07:54Come on, man!
00:07:54Whoa!
00:07:56Whoa!
00:08:12Come on!
00:08:28What are you doing?
00:08:31What are you doing?
00:08:35Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:49I can't get something.
00:08:56Come on! Come on! The back door! Let's go!
00:09:15Let's get out of here!
00:09:20After them!
00:09:21Here are those men!
00:09:56I'm Evie!
00:09:58Deathstalker!
00:10:00Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh!
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:15I'm Evie!
00:10:17All right!
00:10:30Oh, he's coming!
00:10:30You!
00:10:31Look-
00:10:32Look-
00:10:32Look-
00:10:32Hey, I'm glad
00:10:47you're good helps in my line of work what line of work is that oh i like to call it
00:10:54the wealth
00:10:55redistribution business oh so you rob from the rich and give to the poor no i rob from the rich
00:11:00and pretty much keep it do you think we lost them you got to get up pretty early in the
00:11:06morning to catch
00:11:06the prince of thieves it is pretty early in the morning
00:11:29hold it which way they go i don't know you go north i'll have some i'll double back we'll meet
00:11:34here
00:11:34but find them
00:11:35yeah i think we finally lost them
00:11:49starving here just a second haven't had a thing to eat since last night of the boots
00:11:58here try it it's my specialty oh your specialty huh
00:12:04like it
00:12:06hmm good very good um
00:12:09grab some water too please
00:12:17thank you that was great great boy you must have really been hungry
00:12:21mm-hmm more oh no
00:12:25couldn't eat another bite couldn't eat another bite i know i kind of messed things up for you before
00:12:33excuse me just struck me funny
00:12:36but i'm willing to make it up to you i'm listening i can tell your future
00:12:41no really i'm a seer it's a gift i've had since childhood
00:12:46okay things can't get much worse i guess shoot spirits of tomorrow hear my call
00:12:59i want to keep that to a minimum i see you embarking on a heroic quest
00:13:04it shall become legend and storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages
00:13:09well i sure hope they get my name right an image is coming to me yes i see it so
00:13:17clear
00:13:18a young woman no a princess a princess is she rich she's calling to you help me help me
00:13:27death stalker only you can save me she's in trouble oh big trouble a matter of life or death
00:13:35why what i see someone else dark and evil this is bad this is real bad the princess is being
00:13:46imprisoned by jerak an evil sorcerer are there any other kind he's also a great swordsman even greater
00:13:55than death stalker better than me wait he's laughing at you come and get me death stalker if you dare
00:14:05what this sorcerer where do i find him in the land of jaffir where the hell is that oh it's
00:14:13a long and
00:14:13perilous journey oh figures many dangers witches dragons ogres let's get down on the tourist trade
00:14:20you shall confront them all emerge victorious and reap a fabulous reward the all-seen eye never lies
00:14:29and this is going to get me into the legends right up there with conan oh
00:14:40uh sorry you all right yes well what about the reward when i know more you know more
00:14:47well that settles it then i'm out of here where are you going let's go i'm not getting any younger
00:14:54you
00:14:54know go to jaffir now you got it sis wait a minute wait a minute there's still more soup
00:15:21next
00:15:25have you found the princess yet i'm working on it she won't get far
00:15:31you should have never let her escape she might come back and take a throw
00:15:37a waif pretending to be a princess who would believe it why don't you just kill her
00:15:46evie darling we've gone over this a dozen times before
00:15:50i created you from the original soul of the princess an exact duplicate in all respects
00:15:58unfortunately i haven't had time to work out the bugs
00:16:03in other words if she dies you die but once i've made a few minor adjustments in the formula i
00:16:12can
00:16:12duplicate anyone then eliminate the original now my dear please run along these brief practice sessions
00:16:18are the only leisure i allow myself and i enjoy them so much more alone
00:16:27i'll be in my chamber waiting as you wish my dear as you wish next
00:16:40sultana you know how i hate standing in line you look marvelous lovely as a rose we can dispense
00:16:48with the pleasantries if you don't mind after what you've done to me i'd hardly call this visit a
00:16:53pleasure whatever do you mean my dear you never would have been able to put that little blonde
00:16:58bitch of yours up on the throne without my help let alone get rid of the real one you were
00:17:03paid
00:17:03handsomely i did not come here to bicker with you jerak my dear i have a proposition for you you
00:17:09wish to
00:17:10have the princess evie returned to you i wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting
00:17:15her back here i have a man shadowing them now doubtless you'll remember chin the buccaneer
00:17:20chin the one eye the man's a second-rate amateur in any event you will assist him evie is mine
00:17:27and the meddler death stalker death stalker oh very well he's yours enjoy done
00:17:38always a pleasure sultana likewise i'm sure next
00:17:50i'm sure
00:18:11Which way, O mighty Oracle?
00:18:13Why do they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:17Some of the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely.
00:18:25The crystal ball never lets me down.
00:18:27The West Road.
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:37No, I wouldn't.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off.
00:19:02Give it to me, Chen.
00:19:03What do you got?
00:19:04That stalker's as good as in the grave.
00:19:07Look, sailor.
00:19:08Don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat.
00:19:12And remember, the last one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:20Never underestimate the strength of an enemy.
00:19:22Especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself.
00:19:30Well, I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter, like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah, I've got just the butchers to do it.
00:19:40Say hello to crazy Otto Rheingold, the mad Prussian,
00:19:43solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky,
00:19:51five years on the Genghis Khan Strike Force,
00:19:53part-time consultant to Attila the Hun.
00:19:55Next, John the Baptist Bombasso, drowning the specialty.
00:20:00Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Cashmere.
00:20:03I think his name says it all.
00:20:05And last but not least, a real find.
00:20:08Buddy Footstool Rosa,
00:20:10only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical?
00:20:18You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself.
00:20:23Come on, boys.
00:20:33Okay, men, let him have it.
00:20:43Close, men, but don't kill, not yet.
00:20:55Let him have it.
00:21:22Let him have a
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:41Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:46Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me, you're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, they were trying to kill us.
00:21:56They could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:01You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:19Maybe these have come in handy.
00:22:23Where are you going?
00:22:24Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys.
00:22:37Save your arrows.
00:22:59No!
00:23:01No!
00:23:41Aaaahhh!
00:23:45Aaaahhh!
00:23:58Stalker?
00:24:00Stalker?
00:24:01Stalker!
00:24:35Throw your sword down, or I'll cut our pretty little throat.
00:24:40Go ahead.
00:24:41Cut it.
00:24:42You rat!
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:51Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:54Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh, and would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:08What do you want?
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:10This, Stalker?
00:25:11You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:14Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15This, Stalker?
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:25Minus the fearless five.
00:25:27You should have listened to me.
00:25:28You want a bitch?
00:25:30Bitch to Jarek.
00:25:31I'm calling him right now.
00:25:46What news have you?
00:25:48Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:49I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:53I got an idea.
00:25:54Come closer.
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured that it will.
00:26:09You may return.
00:26:19So long, sailor.
00:26:37Well, look what we have here.
00:26:41Pookie, huh?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:50Stalker!
00:26:51I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:06You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure, it's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when the legend's told,
00:27:19I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told, nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute!
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered!
00:27:40My hut!
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We gotta go back.
00:27:44You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there, it's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will ya?
00:28:20Well, come on in.
00:28:23What are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on, it's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:45Stalker?
00:29:16You know, sir, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive, but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in
00:29:24these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:27Forgive me for not introducing myself properly, but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have
00:29:32guessed.
00:29:34Jerrack.
00:29:46Stalker!
00:30:02Stalker!
00:30:03Get out here!
00:30:05Stalker, get out here!
00:30:07I'd offer you my hand, sir, but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once.
00:30:14Even for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So, if you'll be so good as to excuse me, I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to.
00:30:21And, oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh? You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:50Stalker!
00:30:52Stalker!
00:31:00Stalker!
00:31:03Stalker!
00:31:04Stalker!
00:31:08Stalker!
00:31:09Stalker!
00:31:09God, I want to see her lover around here someplace.
00:31:12Uh-huh.
00:31:20Stalker!
00:31:20Stalker!
00:31:21Stalker!
00:31:21Stalker!
00:31:22Stalker!
00:31:39Stalker!
00:31:50Stalker!
00:32:04Get out here!
00:32:08Stalker!
00:32:09Stalker!
00:32:10Stalker!
00:32:11Stalker!
00:32:13Gosh!
00:32:14Leave me alone for five minutes!
00:32:16Look what happens!
00:32:18Cmon!
00:32:20Cmon!
00:32:21I'm coming!
00:32:22Come on, I'm coming!
00:32:34Yah! Yah! Come on! Yah!
00:32:54Don't you know another tune?
00:32:57Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:10Guards! Guards!
00:33:16No! No!
00:33:21No!
00:33:26Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:32Did you see the face on her?
00:33:34Too bad, please party, though.
00:33:42Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:55No!
00:33:57No!
00:34:01No!
00:34:03No!
00:34:04No!
00:34:04No!
00:34:06No!
00:34:07No!
00:34:28You know, something funny is going on here.
00:34:31First, we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:33Then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time, it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jarrett guy, he's playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The reward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:58Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:02Looks like you could use this.
00:35:05What are you going to use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09It'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21Oh, okay.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker?
00:35:37Hmm?
00:35:38Is that your sword?
00:35:39Or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west of the tree that looks like a rock, where you cross a
00:36:07dry river bed, where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What?
00:36:12Dry river?
00:36:12Just, just follow the mountains.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15Ain't going to be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:19No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises.
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:22No surprises?
00:36:24Some Oracle you turned out to be.
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad.
00:36:28Oh, boy, I ought to.
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:48Look, I...
00:36:48Let me do the talking.
00:36:51Now, listen.
00:36:53I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00I don't think so.
00:37:01I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot.
00:37:04Like Evie of Jaffir, the demon princess.
00:37:07Who raids our camps, and burns our crops, and steals our men.
00:37:11Me?
00:37:12A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18My name is Rina.
00:37:19Rina the seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah.
00:37:24Her name's Rina, all right.
00:37:25Rina the seer.
00:37:27Rina the lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well.
00:37:29Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32Well, now that we've cleared up this little misunderstanding, and we're all friends again,
00:37:37Uh, maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:41The girl may go.
00:37:44But not you.
00:37:47Deathstalker.
00:37:49So, you have heard of me.
00:37:51Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20You used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23It's a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on.
00:38:28Come on.
00:38:28Let's get going.
00:38:29Let's get in the rain.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:31Okay.
00:38:31I'm going.
00:38:31Stop shouting.
00:38:41Deathstalker.
00:38:42Here it comes.
00:38:43According to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent in this contest shall be none other than Gorgo.
00:38:56Our fiercest warrior and my champion.
00:39:05I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:10Gorgo, come on down.
00:39:12I'm taking candy from your baby.
00:39:14You name it.
00:39:15Don't you see her?
00:39:16Stalker.
00:39:17Will you?
00:39:17Shut up.
00:39:18Stalker.
00:39:19I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about?
00:39:26What?
00:39:26What?
00:39:50This is, of course, a fight to the death.
00:39:55Naturally.
00:39:58Now mercy.
00:40:00Well?
00:40:02May the best man...
00:40:07Skip it.
00:40:09Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit.
00:40:18Do you have to, uh, buy your clothes at a special store or...
00:40:26Get out!
00:40:27All right.
00:40:28Come on.
00:40:53And stay down!
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do.
00:41:20Stay away from her.
00:41:21Wear her out, run her down, get a tack.
00:41:24Tack?
00:41:25Yeah.
00:41:25If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six, maybe.
00:41:31Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Go get it, tiger.
00:41:43Oh!
00:41:44Oh!
00:41:47Oh!
00:41:47Oh!
00:41:48Oh!
00:41:48Oh!
00:41:49Oh!
00:41:49Oh!
00:41:52Oh!
00:41:53Not the hair!
00:41:54Not the hair!
00:41:55Oh!
00:41:56Oh, my God!
00:41:58Anything!
00:42:00Not the hair!
00:42:05Get up!
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:07Come on!
00:42:09Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No!
00:42:13No!
00:42:34You're looking good out there. You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up. Don't let it get you to that run.
00:42:43You know, she may have a strength.
00:42:47I got to stand her.
00:42:50Go get her!
00:43:10I'll tear it!
00:43:11Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up.
00:43:12Oh no, oh no!
00:43:28Oh no!
00:43:38She's what I want to know.
00:43:39She's putting my hand.
00:43:41Putting my hand.
00:43:58She's putting my hand.
00:44:13No, no!
00:44:42No, no, no!
00:44:59Kill her!
00:45:01Kill her!
00:45:02Kill her!
00:45:03Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing?
00:45:05This is a fight to the death!
00:45:10You want to kill her? Do it yourself.
00:45:22That was incredible! You're great!
00:45:25Thanks, Princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again.
00:45:33I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one.
00:45:40But I am a princess.
00:45:42Or I was.
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:48Oh, that's good. That's rich.
00:45:50Try it on the next staff you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:57So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you?
00:46:01Have you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here now!
00:46:25What in the hell did I shake?
00:46:28Kitty, darling.
00:46:30I'm sitting out waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me.
00:46:34Kitty, darling.
00:46:35It's Jerk.
00:46:36What do you want?
00:46:38I hate her!
00:46:39I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:41Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little love bird.
00:46:45You needn't worry.
00:46:46I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so.
00:46:54Every day I fade more and more.
00:46:56Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber.
00:47:00You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling.
00:47:17The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:25A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you.
00:47:30Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:52It works.
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:55You made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:07Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stomper?
00:48:26No.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stomper?
00:48:33No.
00:48:37Have you seen Death Stomper?
00:48:39There he is.
00:48:41There he is.
00:48:44There he is.
00:48:50There he is.
00:48:56There he is.
00:49:10Then drink to your magnificent battle tonight.
00:49:14And, the magnificent battle yet to come.
00:49:19Which one's that?
00:49:22Oh, that.
00:49:27Your body's close to me.
00:49:30But your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here.
00:49:38One minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:49Stalker, just think.
00:49:52Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:56The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire,
00:50:01melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You've got to be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no. That's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What ceremony?
00:50:22A wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:39Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:03Shh.
00:51:04No, I didn't think so.
00:51:07Shh.
00:51:14No, I didn't think so.
00:51:20Ah, now that you're up, your royal highness.
00:51:24There are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:26You!
00:51:27You're the one who helped Jarek!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:36Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh. I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk.
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jarek needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Deathstalker?
00:52:06Somebody looking for me!
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get up!
00:52:40It's payback time, Stalker!
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:02Stop it.
00:53:07Yeah.
00:53:17Ah!
00:53:19Ah!
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:22Ah!
00:53:25Ah!
00:53:26Ah!
00:53:26Ah!
00:53:27Ah!
00:53:28Ah!
00:53:31Ahh!
00:53:47Socker!
00:53:52Ahh!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:19Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out.
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:58Very interesting.
00:56:01Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:19What was that?
00:56:20The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours?
00:56:27Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:38Stalker, I've got a feeling.
00:56:40Don't say it.
00:56:40Just don't say it.
00:56:42But...
00:56:42Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:46Stalker!
00:56:47Get out of here.
00:56:48Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:57Ah, Death Stalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servant's entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name, I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:11Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position by playing fair.
00:57:22Kill him.
00:57:26He's mine.
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:33Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever.
00:57:35And it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her home.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart.
00:58:11I think we're revived.
00:58:12Oh, my God.
00:58:20Oh, my God.
00:58:50Good evening, Devstalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:02And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Devstalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38That got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you,
00:59:56but there's another girl running around here
00:59:57that's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Uh, say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:12Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them,
01:00:15it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:23You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's a princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure.
01:00:44But I, uh, think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:55Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:23And now you're mind-stalker.
01:01:27What?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing, though.
01:02:02Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire?
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against 100.
01:02:32Make that two against 100.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:50Oh, my God.
01:02:54Oh, my God.
01:02:57Oh, my God.
01:02:59Oh, my God.
01:03:05Oh, my God.
01:03:12Oh, my God.
01:03:15Oh, my God.
01:03:16Oh, my God.
01:03:17Oh, my God.
01:03:19Oh, my God.
01:03:19Oh, my God.
01:03:19Oh, my God.
01:03:27Come on.
01:03:55Come on.
01:04:23Come on.
01:04:39Where are you going?
01:04:41Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck, because we're going to need it.
01:04:48Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:04:59I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10I guess you are.
01:05:11Come on, we've got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:46What are you going to do?
01:05:46Can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:06:06There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:07There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:07There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:08There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:08There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:09There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:09There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:10There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:10There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:10There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:13There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:15There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:06:18There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:42You still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:45Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And soon to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:21Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:26Ah!
01:08:28Ah!
01:08:29Ah!
01:08:30Ah!
01:08:33Ah!
01:08:35Ah!
01:08:38Ah!
01:08:45Ah!
01:08:48Ah!
01:08:50Ah!
01:08:54Ah!
01:08:56Ah!
01:09:04Come on.
01:09:27Whoa!
01:09:29Whoa!
01:09:33Whoa!
01:09:37Whoa!
01:09:40Yeah!
01:09:42Whoa!
01:09:57Whoa!
01:10:10Up.
01:10:34Come on.
01:11:02Come on.
01:11:23Yes, don't.
01:11:32Your highness shall speak now.
01:11:35It's ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We have searched through the kingdom's coffers
01:11:51for some expression of our appreciation for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know. Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's going to make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
01:12:33I'll see you next time.
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