00:02I've got good news, y'all!
00:05Gathered here are the world's best fighters!
00:12But only one of which will be crowned the world champion of Street Fighters!
00:20You win!
00:21Perfect!
00:24You're not a warrior anymore, you're a sideshow.
00:28What's up, MTV? I'm Ken Masters.
00:32This is your shot at redemption.
00:38Who are you gonna show?
00:43The part I'm on now is not one of combat.
00:48Baby, it's Ken's turn to be champion.
00:56How did you find me?
00:59I'm paid to find champions.
01:03Even if they're lost.
01:14Good to see you, old friend.
01:24Still reckless.
01:25I said, hey!
01:28What's going on?
01:33Sit down.
01:36This tournament is not what it seems.
01:39We have to be ready.
01:51Everyone keeps going on about your thighs.
01:54How do you see what the big deal is?
02:00Bitch, please!
02:01I said, hey!
02:10I said, hey!
02:12I said, hey!
02:14For some avicadaver shit.
02:21What's going on?
02:26Fred and sweet.
02:29I said, hey!
02:31that a fireball came out of Ryu.
02:36Do it, Ryu!
02:37Yes!
02:38Star Trek!
02:41Perfect.
02:42Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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