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00:06Previously on Below Deck Down Under, this season I have over 40 years of experience.
00:10I don't expect just good, I want exceptional.
00:13Hi, I'm Jenna, lovely to meet you.
00:16It's Mitchell.
00:17Eddie.
00:17Oh, you're Dutch, dude.
00:18I love it.
00:19Delicious.
00:19Yes, pleasure.
00:20I'm not trained, I'm just passionate.
00:23Passion for food could potentially mean I have absolutely zero cooking skills.
00:28I'm sorry if you sit up.
00:30Did we burn it?
00:31It was burning and not cooking.
00:32How the f*** did that happen?
00:33Just get it in the trash.
00:35Pretty much the f*** up of the century, in my opinion.
00:37My mum persuaded me that cooking wasn't for me, and not going to culinary school was a huge mistake.
00:45Stupid, stupid.
00:48Heather Gay is bringing her outrageous friend group from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
00:52I'm not going to lie, I'm quite anxious.
00:54What?
00:55What?
00:55Will you just have them bring my water up?
00:57Of course.
00:58Did you guys put Dr. Pepper on the boat for me?
00:59We need some conditioner, can you help us?
01:01These ladies are going to go nuts.
01:02Bloody hell.
01:03Interior galley needs to know whether or not they should plate.
01:06F*** me.
01:07I don't care.
01:07Go from zero to 100.
01:09They're fighting about seizures, everything's up in the air.
01:11I really, I don't have an answer for you right now.
01:13Are you kidding me?
01:15You.
01:15Are you?
01:16I don't know.
01:17There's broken ground.
01:18F***ing hell, like what is going on?
01:21Don't you ever, ever, ever say that about me.
01:24Daisy, Daisy, Ben.
01:39I think she should stay away from me permanently.
01:42There's glass all over the floor.
01:43I'm not going to step in glass.
01:45Daddy, the guests are still eating.
01:47If we could get a time, that would be great.
01:50I don't know when they're going to stop eating.
01:52You did not need to say that and stir up the pot.
01:55She doesn't know when they're going to stop eating.
01:57This is insane.
01:59Trying to do this dinner service and communicate with Ben right now.
02:02It's annoying as f***.
02:04We're having to interrupt World War III being like, excuse me, can I take your plate?
02:08They still have food in their plate, but it looks like they're kind of stopping.
02:12You have done a lot of really nasty things.
02:15I mean, I don't want to really piss these housewives off.
02:18That doesn't sound like my idea of fun.
02:20I open my mouth.
02:21Meredith, it goes, rah!
02:23Mmm.
02:25You love it.
02:26Mmm.
02:27I'm going to clear your starter in two minutes.
02:29Finally.
02:30All right, just put them all the same way.
02:33Put them there, and then you can even put that tin back on top of the grill, yeah?
02:37Are you finished?
02:38I have tried.
02:39She has done some pretty despicable things.
02:41So stay away from me.
02:42I think that's despicable.
02:44Okay, galley, we've cleared.
02:46Copy!
02:47Can I help with anything?
02:48Go down to the galley and then wait for the main course.
02:50Okay, excuse me, excuse me.
02:52I said you should not say that about Meredith.
02:54That's disgusting.
02:55Holy f***ing careful.
02:57It's the irony that's kicking off.
02:59We're just cleaning their plates.
03:00No, this is such an about face.
03:03Absolutely not.
03:04Okay, this is crazy.
03:06Why don't you just disengage?
03:08Okay.
03:08Oh, I would be more than happy to disengage from you forever, sweetheart.
03:12Bye!
03:13I'm f***ing hinged.
03:15They're full on having a f*** fight up f***ing proper.
03:18Yeah, bring it, bring it!
03:20Get the axes!
03:22Bring the table, bring the glass.
03:23They're still kicking off.
03:24Yeah, yeah, they're still kicking off.
03:25Who is having seizures?
03:27Who?
03:28Let's get this on a plate, and we're going to get that still done now, if we can.
03:33This is for Mary.
03:34Okay, so it's panko, wahoo, south-born potato, broccolini.
03:38Okay, let's go.
03:39I know you've got good intentions, and I love you, but I was embarrassed that I feel like
03:44I can't stand up for myself.
03:45Panko, wahoo.
03:48Panko, wahoo.
03:48You're talking about my girl.
03:50Panko, wahoo.
03:52So for you to carry on about her to somebody else is wrong.
03:56Panko, panko, wahoo.
03:58Oh, f***.
03:59I moved on, but that's all right.
04:00Daisy, tell us what we're eating.
04:02Oh, brothers.
04:02See, this is what I'm talking about.
04:04Daisy, you are having a panko encrusted wahoo.
04:08Wahoo encrusted panko.
04:09Okay.
04:10It's a fish dish.
04:11Are you all right?
04:11Oh, my goodness.
04:12Getting there.
04:14You're so sweet.
04:16Mihaly in Greek.
04:17Mihaly.
04:17See, it's international.
04:18I am.
04:19You're bringing the Greek out.
04:20Mr. International.
04:21Yes, you got a Greek word out of me.
04:22That means I'm on the mend.
04:24I mean, I do feel like I am very pretty.
04:26The cougars love us.
04:27I feel like I'm their little toy boy, and they just want to pick us up and take us back
04:31home.
04:33Mihaly, you have such great energy, and I love your hair.
04:36Do you like it?
04:38Yes, you do.
04:39Angie, how come I love everybody?
04:41Like, they're so sweet.
04:41I know.
04:42It's a good group.
04:43But listen, she couldn't just get it.
04:45I'm sorry.
04:46She doubled down.
04:47Oh, this is delicious.
04:48She is so rude and mean to me for no reason.
04:51How is it?
04:53Another 10.
04:5410 out of 10.
04:55Can I have a little ramekin, please, for butter?
04:57Absolutely.
04:58All right.
04:59Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
05:00I was getting a spoon.
05:01Didn't ask for a spoon, did I, love?
05:06Didn't ask, did I?
05:08I'm so fucking with you.
05:09Oh, we have to punch out cheesecake.
05:11No, you're doing a great job, all right?
05:12I'm really proud of you.
05:13I'm really proud of you.
05:14When I with you, it's actually a sign I've been DMed, all right?
05:17I know.
05:18It's better than me yelling at you, I promise you.
05:19No, I know.
05:20Mike, please come up to care.
05:23Then you can go down and help Jenna.
05:25Like, listen, you confided in Bronwyn.
05:27You do love to be playful with Brittany, and then you love to assassinate her at a dinner
05:31table.
05:31I'm not assassinating her.
05:33Liz, you're finishing your food.
05:34Lisa, say it loud.
05:35You're finishing your food, sorry.
05:36You are the source of all the dirt on anyone.
05:39We know this.
05:39I'm not the source of information.
05:41I have people tell me stuff.
05:42Exactly.
05:43I don't know if we can.
05:44It sounds like you're saying she's the source of all the information.
05:48Like, she's the one who did this to me.
05:49I didn't do anything to anybody.
05:51I fucking can't take this anymore.
05:54You guys shut the fuck up about me.
05:56I don't do anything to you.
05:57This is going to be a long six weeks.
06:00Looks good, babe.
06:01Thanks, all right.
06:02Are you okay to clear?
06:04Hi.
06:04Feeling a little bit better, though?
06:05I am.
06:06Okay.
06:06Part of me wants to go upstairs, but I know the minute I do, I'll just...
06:09Well, at the moment, it's a little bit heated upstairs.
06:13Don't come near me.
06:13Don't you fucking come near me.
06:14I'm coming near you.
06:15Sit your fucking little butt down.
06:16No, I'm coming near you.
06:17I'm moving if you come near me.
06:18What's going on?
06:18What's the topic?
06:20I have no clue.
06:21I heard seizure.
06:22Oh, Lord.
06:24This is not worth an outfit change dinner.
06:26But anyways, I'll be back.
06:28Okay.
06:29Oh, that's a drama.
06:30We might need nothing because Jason's eating with them.
06:34Why are they not lying out?
06:36Because I just remembered when Jason came in now.
06:39Wow.
06:40All right.
06:41Just...
06:41Just...
06:42It's fine.
06:42It's fine.
06:44All right.
06:45I need a fork, please, darling.
06:46Please.
06:46You're fine, all right?
06:47You're good.
06:50You're doing a good job tonight, Bob, all right?
06:53You're all too.
06:53All right.
06:53Are you ready to go?
06:54Yeah, I'm ready.
06:55It's a deconstructed cheesecake with dark chocolate sauce.
07:00You, Lisa Barlow.
07:01I've been a good friend to you.
07:03No.
07:03You said right now.
07:04You thought she was saying that thing.
07:05Where am I wrong?
07:06Listen to me.
07:07Where am I wrong?
07:08Look at me.
07:08Why are you looking at Meredith?
07:10Lisa Barlow, look at me.
07:12I've been a good friend to you.
07:14I've been totally loyal to you.
07:15You are the one that's...
07:17I'm so sorry.
07:18I'm so sorry.
07:20I'm so sorry.
07:21I'm so sorry.
07:22Just own it.
07:24You know what?
07:25I'll give you this.
07:25That you're the source of all this f***ing dirt.
07:29I'm not going to own that.
07:30F*** that.
07:31F*** that.
07:33They've asked me to come for dessert, but I'm entering the lion's den right now.
07:38I was going to eat with him this time, but I'm not going to go there.
07:41F*** no.
07:42F*** you.
07:42Get off the yacht.
07:43You want the cucumber?
07:44What?
07:45Don't pick it up without gloves.
07:47Ah.
07:48What?
07:49Why would I have one of those?
07:51I put it next to her bed.
07:52All right.
07:53Do they like it?
07:54I don't actually think they know what's going on with the food.
07:57They're in full-blown argument.
07:58Do you think they'll give us less of a tip because they're arguing?
08:01No.
08:02Let's see if they're enjoying dinner.
08:04I'm not going to own that.
08:05I'm not the source of any f***ing dirt.
08:07Don't you f***ing put that on me ever again.
08:09Oh, my God.
08:12Hey, guys.
08:14I'm good.
08:14I'm going to say what I think.
08:15I'm going to say it to your face.
08:17And if you can't be my friend because of it, f*** you.
08:19Get off the f***ing yacht if you can't hear what I have to say.
08:22Okay, I'm happy to go.
08:23Hi, the chef is there.
08:24The fact that you accused me of something I would never do.
08:27I want to talk to you.
08:28I've had absolutely no feedback as to whether they've enjoyed dinner.
08:32Do they love me?
08:33Do they hate me?
08:34It doesn't matter, I don't think.
08:37How would you feel if I'm like, you're the source.
08:39You're the one that did it.
08:40You did it.
08:40Admit it, Heather.
08:41Just admit it.
08:42It's you.
08:44S*** that.
08:46I don't know who's in the room.
08:47I'm the b***h.
08:48That's all the b***h.
08:49I'm the b***h.
08:49Well, this b***h.
08:51Hey, John.
08:51I'm John.
08:52No, I'm like so sad.
08:56Eddie and B2, you guys go down.
08:58And you can both wake up at 6.
09:00You want to walk down stairs and f***ing leave me?
09:02F***ing leave me.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:05It's so intense.
09:06I've literally never done anything to them.
09:10They're like so mean to each other.
09:12And then I'm like crying.
09:19He's got great body.
09:22She looked at me.
09:24Heather, I just thought we were in such a different place.
09:27You have a good night?
09:28Ish.
09:28It's been a rough night.
09:29Let me ask you this.
09:30Do you actually like run the ship?
09:33Yeah.
09:33I kind of want to see.
09:35Not now.
09:36Why not?
09:36Tomorrow when we're running.
09:37It'll be better when we're going.
09:38I kind of just want to get out of here.
09:41I was looking for an excuse.
09:42Oh, were you?
09:43Yes.
09:44I'm going.
09:44To like get out of here.
09:45I don't know if she's flirting or not, but Heather's the primary.
09:48I'm not flirting with anyone but her.
09:50At least she's attracted to somebody I can understand for once.
09:53Okay, good night.
09:54Get some sleep.
09:54Please sleep well.
09:55We are ready.
09:56I'm going to go to bed.
09:57Sorry, Daisy.
09:58Sorry, sorry.
09:59How are they all going to bed?
10:01I think so.
10:02F***ing yes.
10:03Daddy could go down 11.
10:0411, yeah.
10:05I'm going to sleep outside.
10:06Honestly, it's killed me today.
10:09Hey, are you okay?
10:10I don't know how to do 17 things at once.
10:14I don't know how to do 17 things at once.
10:18Oh, no.
10:39Slay the day.
10:41Oh, you're here.
10:55this is okay
11:00the other one is not okay
11:04how you doing you all right good thank you how are you
11:08what are you thinking for the breakfast
11:11do a fruit plate all right pineapple yeah let me show you okay i don't core it i don't
11:17do any of that bullshit right okay just a little bit thicker have a go
11:24i have discovered some inabilities with my sous chef did you put sugar in there
11:30no i thought i just added the eggs dessert they generally have sugar in just moving
11:34forward i'm just trying to suss it out i'm trying to find the balance she probably wants
11:38to learn and i want to teach her for us to be improving the whole time
11:48so what's what's the plan with my well if i can have him now that would be great yeah
11:51fine like just radio me when you need him
11:57i think you're with me because we're down as to you so come find me in the flybridge copy
12:02that what's the plan for this morning jess definitely taking off at nine get there by
12:0610 10 30 then they're going to go ashore get nibbles and champagne and come back for lunch
12:11today is going to be absolutely hectic for the deck team we have to get down to the tobago
12:15keys leave the anchorage at nine o'clock be down there by 10 30 the tobago keys it's the epicenter
12:21of cruising here in the caribbean it's luxury starting beaches lots of turtles lots of sea
12:26life we've got the beach set up we've got snorkeling hopefully the tranquility of underwater
12:31can transfer back to the boat should be fine cool good morning oh thanks letting me back
12:38into my room deck deck we'll be lifting anchor in 20 minutes okay copy long medium short okay okay
12:45yeah cool if it's piling up stop immediately and i'll come and help you yeah copy that all right
12:50hi morning uh breakfast up on the sun deck okay yeah so we're gonna change and come in okay great
12:58galley daisy guests will be ready for breakfast in about 10 minutes roger thank you
13:05lovely mary and i missed out we need a full-on update what happened last night
13:11same with britney as always okay dick crew stop picking up anchor thank you
13:19three shackles remaining
13:23stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop the anchor's piling up a little bit
13:28so go down yeah one of the main uh links has got stuck i'm just gonna release it so it
13:33drops then
13:33bring it back up copy i'm gonna go down quickly anchor chain is still up and down captain copy that
13:40thank you whenever we pull up anchor the chain can pile up too high and too fast and jam the
13:45system
13:45bring the anchor down copy the only way we can fix this is to let the chain all out and
13:53start the
13:53process again and when bringing it in flake it out properly raise it copy
14:09i'm confused like you just said you just said you bought a horse horses are very expensive yeah
14:29are you gonna go poo again my god you're a machine
14:33this anchor okay where are we at full deck where are we at
14:44four deck how are we looking how are we looking it just keeps getting stuck every turn but we're
14:48just going slowly copy that yeah i'll just stay at all for now stop stop stop stop come back down
14:54down this anchor stand by stand by please standing by
15:00let's all let the anchor untwist before pulling it back up copy
15:10try and line it up
15:13okay
15:13my jenna can you get started in cabins copy that on my way
15:18four deck where are we at stop stop we're about a quarter of a shackle left
15:23get some beans out and an onion never fear the party is here
15:28it'll take a bit of time don't worry lifting up again lift it up
15:34down a little bit more okay let me reset i reset it and switch on
15:40do you see it the anchor on the water line
15:44oh my god
15:46yeah
15:48anchor in the bucket
15:50copy this was not an easy task good work team
15:54okay what a mission how you doing babe with the sway
15:57i'm breathing deep do you have a nazi opinion now yes i've got one on each arm
16:02there's our onions babe they're shallots
16:05i thought they cook quicker please please onions please
16:09white onions i know you know that but i i thought shallots were onions
16:13honey bun i need a lot of it okay i need a lot of them
16:16it's gonna take way much more time peeling that
16:18i just thought they're the quickest cooking
16:20when ben wants to play nice he is playing nice but the second things go wrong it's like
16:26back to
16:28all right where's my knife daisy nick my knife his mood swings swing every
16:34minute it's like which face is he gonna put on today oh okay this is my 10 minutes of
16:39happiness and then 10 minutes of madness and then 10 minutes of crazy i've never met such a person in
16:45my life
16:46that's perfect that's what i want you to do i can't believe you peeled it whole that's so cool
16:54do you want me to take any of that yes please hello yeah it's no problem i'm just i'm gonna
17:00clean your room i'll do it after it's me you idiot oh do
17:10ladies so this is the chef's special we have pecorino romano
17:15oh i'm into that sounds wonderful thank you how bad is that anchor then like in terms of
17:20well we're not going to use the starboard anchor again if we can help it i'm working
17:24yeah it's working now hey just close the toilet seat there yeah it's the most feminine thing i've
17:30ever done in my life i wonder how breakfast is going if they're like strangling each other already
17:35can i ask you a question i'm so curious you're telling her that i'm a horrible friend because
17:40i'm not using you to sell my home your house what is not what do you talk about i have
17:45an
17:45executive custom-built home with 360 degree views 11 million dollars if you want somebody's
17:52business i don't want your business i do not need your business i'm manifesting to be each and every
17:58one of these women growing up we lived a comfortable lifestyle but my parents worked their asses off
18:04they used to count every penny and that is just not going to be my life i got into yachting
18:11to
18:11become the top one percent and i believe this job is a gateway to that these women are on a
18:19yacht
18:19in kanawan bitching and moaning this is an olive branch it's not a good business it's like a master
18:26class of rich woman behavior this is what brindy does in her downtime you're welcome she's researching
18:32my house desperation you guys i need to put a pin in this we got to get off the boat
18:39golly thought
18:40it is breakfast cleared i'm finished four day to stand by franka okay let's go change
18:49really
18:53okay drop
19:04two shackles in the water perfect thank you
19:10thank you let's get the naughty boys off okay so i think it's time to go you know we want
19:14to kick
19:14back sit around talk and drop them off on the other side of the beach with some snorkels and some
19:20towels
19:20all right here we go i have to sit in the front so i don't get sick he says
19:27we'll see you on the other side
19:31wow you're a good driver
19:33yeah nice clean cuts wipe that blade every time as well please darling because otherwise you'll
19:38up the egg white
19:43thank you all right guys i'm gonna leave you here yeah see you guys in a bit you guys i
19:49think they're
19:49gonna set up an area for us where exactly i'm not entirely sure let's do it here the deck team
19:58didn't lift the anchor on time and now the whole day is going to be playing catch up it's the
20:03first
20:04beach setup of the season and we're having to do it in front of the gas it's like being in
20:08bed with your
20:09hot hookup and slipping out a fart it is mortifying the settings a mess the timing's off
20:15the housewives don't need to know that distract distract distract you have magic hands no you have
20:23magic back we are in full charm offensive mode like i i feel like you support me like and she
20:29said
20:29you know like you've told her you support me in private i feel like you do i support you publicly
20:34yeah i think i think more privately you don't like my support i'm sorry you're not a good friend
20:40okay i didn't ask you how are they still fighting is this what rich people do to enjoy themselves
20:46i think you're boring i think you're just mayor i don't really care what you think
20:50mary jump in the river
20:59hi hi how are you it's an absolute show mom the head chef i don't know it's just all over
21:07the gaff
21:07he expects me to know what to do and i literally have no idea what i'm doing
21:11what's his name ben because he's having to carry you no i'm being dragged through this
21:19it's hard to put into words because the second he gets really bad it then gets okay again and like
21:24he shouts and then he says he's sorry and it's really hot in the galley and it's just it's just
21:30yeah oh i don't live in a chef culture that is volatile like this doing anything with men
21:39in high stakes i can't disappoint him i can't not know the answer because that will just end up in
21:45arguments i've got thick skin but he is chipping away at it minute by minute you just have to take
21:52a deep breath i'm unraveling mom oh
22:08just say to him look i know i'm but i'll try and give you a hundred percent of my
22:19i'm not laughing at you no i need a laugh it was it's actually quite funny to hear you giggle
22:28oh anyway character building isn't it prepare my eulogy mom prepare my eulogy
22:34i love you too eddie fins please you're gonna get in come on put it on
22:40it's a gloss of your google start to get a poggy just put in on it
22:45brinny are you wearing your shoes in it's so pretty here we go i'll go in with you with
22:50i'm gonna come with you as well
22:53yeah this will change your life
22:58the water is turquoise
23:07i love being in the water this is why i'm in yachting my dad died when i was younger um
23:12two
23:13days before i turned six actually he passed of just a complete freak heart attack on new year's day
23:18and he was just the greatest person you could have ever known a super family man he always just
23:24encouraged traveling getting out there seeing the world that's a nice feeling knowing i'm getting
23:29to do what my dad would have loved me just it's a nice feeling knowing i get to do what
23:35my dad would
23:35want me doing yeah
23:45did you enjoy the water
23:48snorkeling was amazed i swam with the stingray just like i was nemo
23:55imagine how you girls are going to show him when you get an extra stew
23:58a lot more rest yes ladies our tender right is here let's go i'm ready here why don't you sit
24:05on my
24:05left i'll just do the steering let's go
24:14okay doke thank you wait what are these rum punch i want the same as heather drinking
24:21drinking buddies hi ladies just so you know we're going to be doing a 4 pm lunch up on the
24:27sun deck
24:28okay do you think we could swap it okay and do lunch in the saloon in the ac okay dinner
24:33on deck
24:34okay sure that's absolutely fine is that okay i don't want to be fine thank you so much okay
24:41jenna hey you just said lunch in the saloon yeah oh come on come on let's go do it together
24:49assholes bye it's like hurting children yeah i mean that was fun
24:55it's still looking like a 4 pm lunch and 8 pm dinner okay perfect thank you
25:03open that door get ready for joelle we're gonna unload everything okay where i come from working
25:08on a deck as considered a man job was that with the towels when i was a kid my father
25:15didn't even want
25:16us to go to school because my father's mentality it was like women didn't work and it was a man's
25:23world
25:23they don't want us to have rights or words but my grandparents sneaking me to the school now i believe
25:34if you want something you have to fight for it good work i'm not up for lunch with everybody
25:42is that gonna be bitchy if i just do you me and mary and ang i actually fully agree like
25:49i need a break
25:50okay perfect hey is there any way that we could clear a few of these plates and we're just gonna
25:58have four for lunch okay i would like the other ladies to just be served in their room is that
26:03possible that's fine that's fine thank you so much you're welcome okay what's up dude yeah
26:14just patience being laid on patience lunch is in 10 minutes but they want four served in their rooms
26:24yeah yeah so you plate it so it will all be plated so we're not going to do family style
26:30anymore
26:30so we need to remove four of those plates i have set the table twice and nobody's coming to lunch
26:37okay that kind of sucks for us because we're going to have to sort of individualize everything
26:42this is beautiful okay so how do you think we should play this do you think we should do the
26:47cabins or the table first table right yeah yeah that's what i think it's not going to be easy i
26:55don't want to run out of food how many wings do i have two four six hi you're going to
27:00come to the
27:01adults table i guess low-key lunch with the low-key ladies they sport that's fine no but we're going
27:09to
27:09bring sorry we're going to bring the plates down it's going to get plated i don't think you should
27:13plate them i don't just try to think that doesn't really concern me it's what's going to look best
27:20growing up i really wanted to be a portrait artist i was i was very good coming from an art
27:26background
27:27it does help cooking so i base my meal around how's it going to look shrimp cocktail a salad and
27:33chicken
27:33wings with buffalo sauce and crudités and all of that on this plate is going to look like you can't
27:39just randomly throw things on the plate because the colors are not going to match the shapes are
27:43not going to match so unfortunately there's more to it than that i'm not going against daisies despite
27:48her it's just this is our i'm not i'm just all right cool i'm really hungry but i don't want
27:54it to
27:55look like they're still guests you know i feel pretty good i'm hungry i am too galley we have
28:01four guests at the table we're just doing wine you know we've got so much to do i think we
28:08should
28:08do the in-room diners first i'm starving daisy how long until the food it's coming right away did you
28:18coffee galley daisy we can do the in-room diners quickly first they're ready now like we just kind
28:24of had to do it that way oh my god okay me what the actual heather is the primary that
28:30means she
28:31is the most important person let's get the food going i worked up a big appetite so we need to
28:36serve lunch at the table first like the guests are chaotic now ben is chaotic give me a break
28:44how long until the food daisy how long until the food it's coming right away
29:03daisy is there any way we can do the in-room diners quickly first they're ready now yeah coffee can
29:09you
29:09just give me a second please can you go start doing those in-room dining please yeah hey guys
29:16we're ready right yeah please yeah me yeah all right let's go these this food's getting cold please
29:20yeah can i just you're gonna need more runners you know let's go everybody wants a glass of champagne
29:26yeah yeah i think we're all down to party you know what i mean are you hoping to go with
29:31this yeah oh
29:31yeah yeah please you guys are gonna need to pull more people please i need everyone i don't know what's
29:37going on right now this is very weird hello ladies we have you some lunch thank you no problem i'm
29:47gonna
29:47put your food on the side of the bed okay oh thank you you're not up to sitting at the
29:53table it's
29:54complicated okay all right they can go and then give me that please uh i'll do it god i'm always
30:01waiting
30:01on daisy what the man they're seashell balls they're so cute hi i'm not very good at this so here
30:08we
30:08go here i can help cheers thank you it's fabulous we're gonna get some utensils for you plates would
30:13be great what the why'd they take it without plates ben and i had a plan they want four served
30:22in their
30:22rooms so we're not gonna do family style anymore then he marches up with platters surprise there's no
30:29plates and who looks like a ding dong me you believe me thank you serve me like i'm a rich
30:44roman king
30:45that was actually about yeah it was i don't know what will happen just right now ben's like i i'm
30:51serving the other four first i'm not leaving four gas including the primary without a drink and i'm like
30:57you'll get it when you when i get it like i'm not stood here like looking at my asshole you
31:02guys
31:02this food is just so great it's insane cheers you guys my wing women and my wing women
31:09man how's my favorite on the bed good how are you darling better now you like that right mm-hmm
31:20i swam with the turtles what i swam with the turtle did you huge like the size of this table
31:27kind of
31:27big dude noggin noggin noggin you gave me some fin fin noggin i'm gonna go take a nap right how
31:42can i help
31:42i'm thinking about that dessert tonight we want like the body of a zombie kind of thing hi how are
31:49you good how are you good how are you let me get you the diet code hey you let heather
31:53twerk on you
31:54i mean that's like the best gift you could give all of us well you want us to do that
31:58yes all right
31:59when tonight um of course tonight let me organize it yeah so just make sure at the dinner table yeah
32:05you
32:05know he's a part-time stripper what you are not i am thanks for pulling me in on our like
32:10little
32:10single stripping he's very proud of it he would have been upset if i kept it quiet throughout the
32:16past five years in between engineering gigs i stumbled into the world of stripping the world
32:23of stripping and the world of engineering are two completely different places there's no common
32:28denominators except for lube dinner's at eight um and it's zombie themed on the sunday yeah i'll give
32:36them a routine i'll let you take the lead you're the stripper belt i'm gonna leave that tonight
32:58you look gorgeous thank you you've had a good day yeah it wasn't bad at all i'll get some sunburn
33:06yeah right these are your ones one-on-one lap duns from you no no no i can't i can't
33:11this is bad
33:13i don't i don't know i don't have moves here but i'm shy as when it comes to this
33:17nah i think you got it mate it's right so basically right pick the chair up
33:21move it away from the table where her sat on it give a little feel of what's going on
33:25i don't know this is what you're getting an ape on i'm no stranger to performances on board big gay
33:32brunch
33:37one two three slide and snap
33:41do i feel comfortable doing it no i don't from a very young age i've always been very body shy
33:53i've been teased by my brother about my weight i've always been the person to go to the beach with
33:57my shirt on give her a little bit of that give her a little bit of that and it's very
34:01intimidating
34:02making myself look like an absolute clown next to a professional
34:09wow it's very quiet i can finally hear myself think you can hear a pin drop show me your boobs
34:17oh it's so clean in here i'm quiet so everyone's getting dressed now i am so relieved
34:29how do we look how do we look we look so good okay your little seahorse nose is so
34:36oh oh the door closed on my hands oh my god oh no oh my god oh god is it
34:44bad
35:06look at it okay daisy oh my god oh jesus
35:14We were being stupid and then her hand got caught the door.
35:17Okay, wait here, I've got something.
35:19Oh, my God.
35:20Oh, it's so much, oh, my God, it's so much blood.
35:22Jason, can you please come up to the main saloon?
35:26Holy .
35:27This is serious amount of blood.
35:29Oh, my God.
35:31It was so terrible.
35:33It's funny.
35:35Ah!
35:48Angie has slammed her hand in a door and it's eating and I don't know what to do.
35:54I think I ripped my fingernail off.
35:55Yeah, Jason.
35:56Oh, my God.
35:58It's me again.
35:59I'm so sorry.
36:00I'm trying not to laugh.
36:00I've been so much trouble to you.
36:02Will you ever have me back?
36:04I will.
36:04We're dressed like that.
36:06Let me get a little bandage.
36:06Let's just hold pressure on her.
36:08Okay.
36:08Poor Angie.
36:09She's having the worst trip ever.
36:10I got it all.
36:11Captain, it's gonna be fine.
36:12It's two for two at the moment.
36:14She was vomiting yesterday, seasick.
36:17Oh, my God.
36:19Now her fingers jam.
36:21It looks worse than what it is, I know, but there's still a lot of blood here.
36:24Well, thank goodness you have a small child, so you're used to accidents.
36:28Yeah.
36:29It's not too bad, mate.
36:30It's not.
36:31Angie's dressed as a seahorse.
36:33Had it been a starfish, her finger may regenerate.
36:36Get it?
36:38Dad joke.
36:39I'm fine, though.
36:40I'm gonna have a great night.
36:41Hopefully this is the last you'll see of me.
36:43Oh, I love that.
36:45Oh, it looks amazing.
36:47Love, love, love.
36:48For tonight's dinner, the guests have requested a zombie theme night.
36:52Complete with eerie cocktails, hauntingly beautiful decor, and a menu to die for.
36:58Honestly, I can't think of anything more appropriate.
37:00All they've been doing is eating each other alive, throwing s*** at each other.
37:05It is very s*** dead on.
37:07Dinner tonight.
37:09What is it?
37:10Okay, yeah, yeah, let's talk.
37:11After a s*** show of a beach excursion, lunch delays, and Ben's s***y communication,
37:17dinner's gonna be perfect because it's gonna be on my terms.
37:19First course is a bowl, a scallop dish, but with a slightly soupy black lentil.
37:25And then we're doing lamb, so steak knives, and then a zombie ice cream head.
37:33Is it a huge ball ache if I add Jason to that?
37:37It's not, mate.
37:38Listen, you're dealing with professionals here, love.
37:40That's what I like to hear.
37:41What are you guys thinking?
37:43What can we do?
37:44I think that's pretty good, to be honest.
37:45Oh, that's really cool, Bronwyn.
37:47White to me is not zombie.
37:49That's why.
37:50I'm back from the dead.
37:51I'm like a ghost.
37:52That's very cool.
37:53Well done.
38:13Maybe I have more guests on this.
38:16Whoa!
38:20You are not a zombie.
38:24We must eat human flesh for nutrients.
38:29Whoa!
38:30Oh, my God!
38:32Guys, we've got guests at the table.
38:34I'll start.
38:34We're just doing water and wine.
38:37Ladies, ladies, welcome to Horror night.
38:40Can I get any of yous a drink?
38:43Bloody calves all around.
38:45Of course.
38:45That's amazing.
38:46That is amazing.
38:48I didn't know.
38:49I haven't touched this drink, but there's, like, lips.
38:52That's not mine.
38:53I don't do that.
38:53That's all right.
38:54OK, thank you.
38:55Those are not my lips.
38:57Oh, my God.
38:58I don't like getting caught from my mistakes.
39:01I'm an expert at covering things up.
39:05Daisy.
39:05Yeah.
39:06She's complaining.
39:07There's lipstick already on the glass.
39:08Oh, .
39:09Was it not?
39:11She rather wasn't.
39:11Who is this?
39:13And she has a fresh glass.
39:15Yeah.
39:15Don't worry.
39:16I won't tell anyone if you don't.
39:18Your luxury yacht trip is the trip from hell for you.
39:21OK, we're ready to go with service.
39:24Yep.
39:24You can go start cabins.
39:25Ooh, my favorite.
39:27Perfect.
39:28Brilliant.
39:28This is good.
39:29This is actually quite good.
39:30Yeah, it's nice.
39:35What is this?
39:36OK, it's a hellish looking black caviar lentil and then buttered seared scallop.
39:41Here we are, ladies.
39:43You have caviar lentils and a butter seared scallop.
39:47Ooh.
39:48Delicious.
39:49It's so good.
39:50It's so good.
39:51Ready to put the crisps down?
39:54Yep.
39:55How's the temperament tonight?
39:56Does anyone know?
39:57I saw something on TikTok today about Seth having a mistress.
40:04My husband does not have a mistress.
40:07What is it?
40:08I shot a tequila.
40:09I love that.
40:11Because your boyfriend breaks up with you every time he wants to sleep with someone else.
40:14That's your problem.
40:15I break up with him.
40:16Not mine.
40:17You want one of these shots?
40:18There is no test.
40:19There is no test.
40:21There is no test.
40:21All of this fighting is kind of becoming like white noise to me.
40:25I'm not going to admit something I didn't do.
40:28You, you, you, you are an idiot.
40:32You're a liar.
40:34You're a liar.
40:34You're a liar.
40:36You're a liar.
40:37You're a liar.
40:47I need to put those ice cream balls, please.
40:49I need to put it together.
40:50It's frozen.
40:51It's going to melt, you know?
40:53Get in that bloody freezer.
40:55I'm going to have to adapt that.
40:59me.
40:59Someone shoot me.
41:02Um, um, um, um, I'm behind you.
41:04Sorry.
41:05Quick, quick, quick.
41:06It'll droop.
41:07Thank God it's a zombie because it's not going to look perfect in any stretch of the imagination.
41:13I did!
41:13Get away from me.
41:14Your hatred has been abundantly clear and I am not interested.
41:21I still think I'm boring, honey.
41:22Leave me alone.
41:23Okay?
41:23Leave me alone.
41:24The fighting was okay for one or two days and I was like, okay.
41:27Wait, the fighting aren't.
41:29It's like, let's just be friends.
41:31Move.
41:32All right, please.
41:32Come on.
41:34I said what I said and I'm not taking it back.
41:36You are boring.
41:38me.
41:39Can you do the ice, please?
41:41Yeah.
41:42What are these, zombie?
41:44Pistachio ice cream zombies.
41:45I hate working with ice cream.
41:48Personally, I would have made them earlier and had them frozen.
41:50Grab and go.
41:51Grab and go, please.
41:53Guys, just handle with care, please.
41:54No worries.
41:55Go, go, go, go.
41:57Yeah, Janelle.
41:59One of my eyes fell off.
42:01It's melting, so we've got to have it.
42:03What's real are our relationships?
42:05Charlie and Joseph.
42:06This is so cute.
42:08Captain Jason!
42:09There we go.
42:10Oh, you guys.
42:11They're zombies.
42:13Oh, my gosh.
42:13They're so cute.
42:15And I cooked this and it didn't go on the dessert because I was too busy fixing that.
42:20This is so bad.
42:22It'll soften the blow to have your kind energy.
42:25We're for this one.
42:28I don't know why we chose to do an ice cream dessert.
42:33I would have somehow managed to construct them and keep them frozen.
42:37I know that that's not what we did.
42:39Then why didn't you?
42:40I'll tell you why.
42:41Because I was actually seeing how you would cope with this dessert.
42:44It was a test.
42:45Because I want to know where you struggle and I want to see how quick you are.
42:48I'll tell you right now.
42:48It's always dessert.
42:50Okay.
42:51All right.
42:51Well, you didn't really make the dessert, really.
42:56I mean, I made the chocolate.
42:57I made the coolie.
42:58You did mold the ice cream, but you didn't make it.
43:02Really, it was an assembly.
43:03I think it's a far stretch saying, we made the dessert.
43:07Alicia is a bull in a china shop.
43:09He has been chefing for over 20 years.
43:12I've done it for two.
43:13Like, pick up the pieces that you're going to drop.
43:15They were , man.
43:16They were just completely .
43:18A qualified chef for 10 years.
43:20He didn't actually make anything.
43:22Nothing.
43:23Nothing.
43:24Oh.
43:33I don't give a about that dessert.
43:36You can't even cook chicken and chips.
43:37That's stressful .
43:38I like the saw.
43:39I know, the saw is good.
43:41Well, thank you.
43:42How's the dessert, ladies?
43:43Let's try it and see.
43:44Oh, this is so good.
43:46I mean, I think we should talk about you and Jared and all the things he says about other people.
43:50We can if you want.
43:52Captain, don't leave if it gets heated.
43:54Sing.
43:54I'm not interested in you trying to interfere in my relationship because you're jealous that you can't hold a man
43:59down.
43:59I am not trying to interfere in a relationship.
44:02Let's ask the captain what he thinks.
44:04So, if a guy is paying your bills and goes and tells everyone behind your bag that he's paying your
44:09bills.
44:10He's not paying my bills.
44:10He told us he pays your bills.
44:12I don't know why he's saying that.
44:14Jason, let me speak for two seconds.
44:16Would you ever do that to a woman, Captain?
44:18Would you ever say that you pay someone's bills when you don't?
44:22No, I wouldn't do that.
44:23No.
44:24I mean, he doesn't pay my bills.
44:26I won't get you your dessert.
44:27You're not meant to be there.
44:28This is like the apocalypse.
44:30This is how I envision the end of the world.
44:32Look, I like engaging with the guests and usually they're asking me a lot of questions.
44:36I can't even get a word in.
44:38I would have been eaten alive by them, I think.
44:41Thank you for saving me from the zombies.
44:43What happened?
44:44That was my fault.
44:45There's alarms going off.
44:47Have I just set the bar for the season?
44:48I don't have to do anything there for the rest of the season.
44:50You just keep doing that.
44:51Yeah, okay.
44:52Just keep doing that.
44:53That was a good timing though.
44:54They asked me a question.
44:55I was trying to get around and I was like, have you had some of this?
44:58Oh, yeah.
44:59I'll try there.
45:01Two bloodthirsty men looking for some sexy singles.
45:08Did they turn out okay?
45:11Yeah.
45:11Perfect.
45:13You hungry for a bit of cocktail?
45:21We're ready for you, deck crew.
45:23We're ready for you for the dance.
45:25God.
45:25The boat is a fucking rocking.
45:29Go.
45:30Go.
45:31Go.
45:31I'm nervous.
45:32Oh, my God.
45:34Oh, God.
45:35There are two seriously hungry men out there.
45:39And they are just bloodthirsty for single ladies.
45:44They better be naked.
45:46What?
45:48Oh, no.
45:48Where's our single lady?
45:51I'm a single lady.
45:53Oh, God.
45:55Oh, my God.
45:56Oh, you're so beautiful.
45:57Oh, my God.
46:00Oh, my God.
46:01Oh, my God.
46:02Wow.
46:04Oh, my God.
46:05Oh, my God.
46:05I don't think so, no one.
46:08Oh, my God.
46:08Bring it, baby.
46:09Bring it.
46:10Oh, God.
46:11Oh, God.
46:12Oh, God.
46:21Oh God, I'm hoping that everyone's distracted by everything going on because I'm the
46:27Stiffest zombie that you've ever seen in your life, and I don't mean in a good way
46:57I feel like I was less awkward, but yeah, my legs are shaking. Yeah, I'm so proud
47:02Yeah, that's so funny. I'm so proud. Love you guys. Good night. Good night. Love you. Can you go to
47:08sleep?
47:08No, sleep. Yeah, we're going to bed. You're going to bed
47:13I'm gonna be in here at night. You can be in here at eight. Oh
47:18Well done, Eddie, you should be proud of yourself, mate. You crushed it today
47:28I
47:41All good. Yeah, let's focus on main deck. Okay, and and get the water stains up. Thank you
47:48Hey, baby. How you doing? Good, thanks. How are you? Yeah, I'm good. Sorry. I'm a little
47:52You broke my mind. Which you prefer is still my interior or exterior. No, I can't pick in Tuesdays
47:59You know I can't do that. If you had to pick. If I had to pick one. Yeah
48:04We're gonna chat the most do you think? Hello sexy man. What's up big guy? How you doing?
48:09I'm good. Good morning. I'm loving these. Thanks. That's some look. That's not pigtails is it?
48:15Horns. Horns. Devil horns
48:22I think he was trying. It's very pleasant on the eye
48:27Morning fish. Joelle's lost a bit of weight. It's been a bit busy
48:31The muffin looks strange. Yeah, what happened? What did we do? I added some chocolate
48:37I know I'm probably biased, but I don't think they look too bad. They've got a nice tip on them
48:45Do we have any more muffin tins? No
48:51They would be really good
48:53If we didn't fill them up so much honey, you just don't do that. You just don't ever fill up
48:57pastry
48:58You've just got to wait. I know but you've just got to understand pastry will rise by double if not
49:04three times always
49:06And they look like s**t
49:09Oh, thank you
49:11Pretty early in the season to be big or any
49:14It's got to be a long season
49:16It's got to be a long season
49:18F**k, babe
49:23Next time let's not do that
49:27What happened to the bakery mix? The muffin mix?
49:30I dumped it
49:31In the bin? Yes
49:32In my muffins?
49:33Yeah
49:34So we can't give them to the crew or?
49:36No
49:36They were still f**king raw in the middle because he put too much batter in okay, and I needed the
49:41muffin tins for the guests
49:44So I upturned them and threw the f**ks away
49:48Because if I cooked them we wouldn't have time to cook the guests muffins because we only had those traits
49:53I wasn't trying to sabotage you or f**k you
49:55It's taking a long time. I'm already stressed
49:58Are you f**king for real right now? Like I think he's trying to kill my self-esteem
50:02Nah, nah go f**k yourself to be honest
50:19They were still f**king raw in the middle
50:21All right, I wasn't trying to sabotage you or f**k you
50:24Hey, um, have you seen a juicer?
50:27Yeah, there's like five of them. Come here, babe
50:34Oh, this kind of thing
50:35That's a juicer
50:36Okay
50:38All right, let's do this
50:42I'm just going to the toilet. I'll be back in two minutes
50:46They're gonna have to replace the carpet in Heather Whitney's room
50:48We are gonna have to pay for this boat
50:50There is makeup and fake blood and cell tanner everywhere
50:53I know, we've ruined it
50:55I know
50:57Hi baby
50:58Hey baby
51:00How are you?
51:02I'm good, it's so nice to hear your voice
51:04How's it going in a galley?
51:07It's a f**king nightmare, Brie
51:09Stop it right now
51:10I love Brie
51:12She's part of my really core circle in my heart
51:14And it's not easy to stay friends after the season
51:18Because it's so high-paced
51:20But I feel like I could call Brie in a crisis any moment
51:23I feel like everyone could do with a Brie in their lives
51:25It's been two days
51:27And I've already broken down in tears
51:31It's like chipping away at my soul
51:33Like money's not worth this amount of sadness
51:35This early on, it's a major red flag
51:38And you can't keep yourself in a pressure cooker like that
51:40I was living like my best f**king life out in Canada
51:43I have never been happier in my life
51:46And then to leave it all just to come on this boat
51:48I'm going to be basically treated like this
51:50I spend 15 hours of my day in the galley
51:53Right
51:54And I can't live for just little moments
51:56When people come in and ask if I'm okay
51:59Take a deep breath
52:00I'm here with you
52:01We'll get through this together
52:04Like I can't
52:05I literally can't do a single thing right
52:11Baby, I'm so sorry you feel like this
52:16Like you
52:17I don't want to be in tears every day
52:20It's not what happened for me
52:22If you feel like you want to leave, you can leave
52:26I want to leave
52:26You can talk to Jason
52:27Whatever you think is best for being
52:30That's what you need to do
52:33Oh, that is a lot
52:36Yeah
52:36You can call me any time
52:37Thank you, my darling
52:42What's up, Magic Mike?
52:44Hi guys, how's it going?
52:47Hey, don't forget your dildo
52:51Thank you for that
52:52Uh-huh
52:53Try and spread the water out
53:00Hi
53:00Hi
53:02What's going on?
53:04I can't do the galley
53:06I can't do Ben's mood swings
53:08It's so toxic
53:10I'm doing my absolute best
53:12And I can tolerate it for a certain amount of time
53:14But it's three days in and I'm losing my head already
53:18I'm not even taking an hour by hour
53:20I'm taking things every ten minutes
53:22And it's like the day is going so long
53:24Because it's a fifteen hour day
53:25And it's hard for me just to keep counting
53:28So like, okay, it'll be better in fifteen minutes
53:31But it's like, how many times do I have to tell myself that?
53:35Before it's just like, it's too much
53:38It's genuinely, it's genuinely, like, it's genuinely too much
53:41I've never, like, it's gonna give me a heart attack at 26
53:44Oh, that's good
53:46Oh, man, nice
53:47If you can find someone with the greatest kill than me, then
53:52Please do that
53:54I, I hear you
53:55I don't want you to go
53:56But since day one, we're understaffed
53:59Yeah, definitely, definitely
54:01I had this vision of you coming out of the end of it
54:04And just like, learning so much
54:05I'm really sorry
54:06I'm waving the white flag and I just can't do it
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