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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy 💕 💕 💕
Love Request From My Enemy 💕 💕 💕
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring.
00:00:22You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am.
00:00:36I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:13I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:22This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway, and every rumor in this school
00:03:48you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No.
00:05:59No way.
00:06:00Now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Haley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Haley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:47It is a beautiful...
00:09:50I guess...
00:09:50No.
00:09:51You were ready.
00:09:51OLD OLD OLD.
00:10:11You was not.
00:10:11I was so upset.
00:10:12I'm sorry.
00:10:13I was worried about being in the house.
00:10:13You didn't want to be in the house.
00:10:13You didn't want to be in the house.
00:10:17you're helping me i won't i didn't plan it but here we are
00:10:28excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:34actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me flirting
00:10:38yeah don't fly to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny
00:10:44okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways fine by me
00:10:51oh and um of all the purple bra by the way i like it in a weird way
00:10:57i mean not even my type but you know power theory or whatever would you just get out of here
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15jen red alert cole and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:30oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:53oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should
00:11:57see you see it did you get it lindsay got it what are you doing
00:12:04i think the whole school should be in the middle of the school should be in the middle of the
00:12:29school
00:12:29oh my god
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nudes just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on!
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:57Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:59Strip!
00:13:00Strip!
00:13:00Strip!
00:13:01Strip!
00:13:02Strip!
00:13:03Strip!
00:13:03Strip!
00:13:04Strip!
00:13:04Strip!
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop!
00:13:33Jen, stop!
00:13:35Jen, stop!
00:13:36Jen, stop!
00:13:37Jen, stop!
00:13:37Jen, stop!
00:13:38Jen, stop!
00:13:38Jen, stop!
00:13:38Jen, stop!
00:13:39Jen, stop!
00:13:39Jen, stop!
00:13:40Jen, stop!
00:13:40Jen, stop!
00:13:41Jen, stop!
00:13:41Jen, stop!
00:13:41Jen, stop!
00:13:42Jen, stop!
00:13:44Jen, stop!
00:13:45Jen, stop!
00:13:47Jen, stop!
00:13:48Jen, stop!
00:13:51Jen, stop!
00:13:52Jen, stop!
00:13:55Jen, stop!
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Stop it!
00:14:00Oh my God!
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Hey, where are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:01Alright.
00:15:03Hayley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Hayley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15Hi.
00:18:16I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Fail.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bed it.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:25You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard.
00:19:33Where are you?
00:19:35Oh and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:37Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06I think I were gonna record this.
00:20:15Did your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18I don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20That's all shit.
00:20:20Tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:23You wanna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hailey alone
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah
00:20:39Let's go
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go
00:20:54Uh, thank you
00:20:57Wow
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just
00:21:07I happen to see you
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:12My boyfriend actually
00:21:16Well, he
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23Maybe you got into a nice thing
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:33So
00:21:33Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna's?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He
00:21:56He makes me feel safe
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though
00:22:05I understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:12I don't see
00:22:14How you touch him like this
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:29No, no, my
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36In the game
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you a little slow on the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:09I love my boyfriend
00:23:11And you will never understand that
00:23:13He's smart and he's kind
00:23:15And he loves me for who I am
00:23:19That is so much more important to me
00:23:21Than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51I got done getting waxed
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, no, you can't
00:24:30I look miserable now
00:24:31You need to see me in style
00:24:33Fine, if you say so
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:05Oh, you
00:25:06Oh, me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay
00:25:27What would you know each other more?
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you, actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though
00:25:32Like, uh
00:25:33How close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business
00:25:39But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59Eh, I did well
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01So you have a date
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:13You are so full of yourself
00:26:15You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:22Really?
00:26:24Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29I'm not
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34Don't worry
00:26:34Maybe trust me too
00:26:36Mm-mm
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually
00:26:39Yeah
00:26:49That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it
00:27:14You know
00:27:16We can do more if we want
00:27:32Hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know how much I want you
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you
00:27:53Oh shit
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh my god
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh
00:28:07Yeah
00:28:08Yeah, we're good
00:28:09We're okay
00:28:10I think so
00:28:10Great
00:28:11Nice
00:28:11Nice
00:28:13Thanks
00:28:14Thanks
00:28:14Yeah
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hayley
00:28:22It's just hormones
00:28:24Hey, Jake
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I gotta go
00:28:46Guacamole wizard
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:06He was in a real car accident
00:29:08And according to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11I can't take this anymore
00:29:12Cole, wait
00:29:15Oh shit
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35They're your favorite
00:29:36Right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:44He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um
00:29:54A dickhead
00:29:57Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro
00:30:00And knocked my ball away
00:30:08There it goes again
00:30:10Cole is jealous
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem
00:30:15We don't have a problem
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18And we don't have a problem
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:22To find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:16No, you don't
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22You have no idea
00:31:28Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute
00:32:04The accident, the mozzarella sticks
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me and you're out here to strike me with bad puns?
00:32:34And you're out here to strike me with bad puns?
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:40Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my god
00:32:51Wow, he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait, I can't
00:33:00Colt, put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:03Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:19New couple alert
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:34I might say yes
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:42With me
00:33:43We're both hot
00:33:45And we're both rich
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever
00:33:48So
00:33:50Power manic
00:33:51I think I'll pass
00:33:54You're gonna regret this, Colt Edmonds
00:33:58Here they come
00:34:01If I message Corcamole Wizard
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the dean's list
00:34:10Wow
00:34:12Yeah
00:34:19I'll talk to you later
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:22Bye
00:34:24He's so different
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Yes, I'll stay with you
00:34:29Haley?
00:34:34No
00:34:39Geez
00:34:40God
00:34:46Here, I'll get it
00:34:53Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:56I don't care
00:34:57I do care
00:35:00Here we are
00:35:17I don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21He doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch
00:35:34The first day
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:54Milf!
00:35:56Colt is talking to Haley
00:35:57Again
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04Obviously I do
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:09What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas
00:36:17Haley, look
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom
00:36:21I promise
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:25Except for Jake
00:36:27And you
00:36:28But you're not asking me
00:36:31Hey
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake
00:36:34Hey, Hal
00:36:35I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was
00:36:45So sexy
00:36:47You're so sexy
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52I hate to break it to you, asshole
00:36:54But she's my prom date
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:03Oh shit, look up
00:37:06Oh shit
00:37:07Come on
00:37:10Oh
00:37:11Oh my god
00:37:23Stop guys, stop it
00:37:25Stop, stop
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit, it's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:42Oh, my God!
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:46Hayley Rock, that's detention.
00:37:49After school, don't be late.
00:38:06What are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25Oh, no.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31You know, father, that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:23Oops.
00:39:29Sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jack.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you...
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:19Today, after school.
00:40:20Oh, shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:04Hey.
00:41:05Um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:03Okay, okay.
00:42:04I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:37Whatever.
00:42:38Whatever.
00:42:38Whatever.
00:42:39Whatever.
00:42:41Whatever.
00:42:41Whatever.
00:42:41Whatever.
00:42:42Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley Whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh, my God.
00:43:25Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:30Yeah, hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:32Show them what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey, everyone.
00:44:16I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:52I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jake!
00:44:59Hey.
00:45:01Now is the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're a Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:07Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal.
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:48Oh!
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:50All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:23I care.
00:46:24And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:29It's not over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:42He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:47End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:15Hey, Haley.
00:48:16I'm glad you came.
00:48:17You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:23No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:28Get drunk, girl.
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Woo!
00:48:43What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:52Valley whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy
00:49:05messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess.
00:49:17Pervy princess.
00:49:19Pervy princess.
00:49:20Pervy princess.
00:49:23Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:44Paul?
00:50:02Please.
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:29him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:36honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:47wait
00:50:53please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:58go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were you
00:51:02trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:08shouldn't have trusted you and what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:22what is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:34dad can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to hayley
00:51:38i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:40hi mr opens so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:47well i've got news for you young lady my son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family
00:51:54and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me
00:52:01stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family
00:52:11i'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:52:16i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of
00:52:23what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it
00:52:29i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:36hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this co-patriarch
00:52:51hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:53i promised your mother i would make you a success son
00:52:57even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:43these
00:53:43lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:04birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:12prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's
00:54:20never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just
00:54:25have
00:54:25to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very
00:54:29respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:50castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th
00:54:56birthday you can tell haley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and
00:55:02tell the girl who you love you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:15welcome all the wizard
00:55:18mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48haley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55i was
00:55:56i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23look i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you
00:56:38you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:44i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him
00:56:49and but you're him you didn't expect her i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped it was yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:08you were always there for me
00:57:10you're really hot
00:57:12you're really hot
00:57:16hey uh one of those things i said we could do
00:57:20here we go
00:57:21here we go
00:57:25yeah
00:57:25yeah
00:57:26i'll take my clothes off
00:57:26you're getting there don't worry
00:57:28mm-hmm
00:57:31i'm so beyond you
00:57:32just beyond me
00:57:36i'm so beyond you
00:57:38oh
00:57:39oh
00:57:40oh
00:57:50okay so what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10. yeah yeah would do again
00:57:57i'll get sex with sex with me specifically i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:11what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no i i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly and i'll just i'll just
00:58:23find it there's always been lost behind it i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:38okay
00:58:40but the real question is do you get a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me a prom
00:58:47oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the show oh god please don't
00:58:52mention his name again i don't want to hear it yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:04i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought only the best for my princess where did you get that i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to
00:59:26wear
00:59:29of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:44mr edmonds you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47you call you are in big trouble
01:00:06hey uh you almost done in there you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:27what do you think
01:00:31my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:37uh-uh-uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:00:42for at least
01:00:4220 minutes 20 minutes 20 more minutes we're in there
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like
01:01:14who else would
01:01:15win right this is just the perfect moment oh my god that's
01:01:24alien cool it was fine
01:01:28what is your dad
01:01:33there uh
01:01:34most 10 minutes up no but who cares
01:01:47i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on
01:01:52everyone say it with me pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:03wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:07make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life is this real
01:02:23jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this who did this
01:02:30what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone you little
01:02:35you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:46but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:07there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:23oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh
01:03:30yeah no can do all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and
01:03:37a awesome
01:03:37sensei you moved oh how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02that you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hayley and you can accept that
01:04:09i'll make my own path and best believe me i can
01:04:13i'll say this that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy prime
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:31i kind of done with all you being by my side that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:04:40i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that username yeah you do
01:04:49you
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