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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hailey.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy
00:03:21Oh fuck
00:03:23Now we're even
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Clean
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom
00:03:43Every hallway and every rumor
00:03:45In this school you're a personal nightmare
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living out
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:55Yeah, idiot
00:03:56I can see that
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04Same
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:11Cole, do you want to know?
00:04:12Do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael
00:04:21But he's not your Cole
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey
00:04:24He's not yet
00:04:26Come on
00:04:29Hi, I'm Jen
00:04:30And this is Lindsey
00:04:32Hi, I'm Hayley
00:04:34It's so nice to meet you
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:42Come in
00:04:43It's not fair
00:04:44Let's go
00:04:48There you go
00:04:50Thanks so much
00:05:11Aw, you're welcome new girl
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22Guacamole wizard
00:05:23Wow
00:05:24What are you catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back!
00:05:29Hold on
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:33You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:36Send
00:05:36Here
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max, at least check on me
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please
00:05:54No way
00:05:55What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school
00:06:04Please ignore that
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:08Send
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:20Ooh
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl
00:06:30Wait
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51No chance it's Jen
00:06:52No chance it's Jen
00:06:53So is it
00:06:54She does look kinda cute
00:07:03Please ignore that
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:14Hey there buttercup
00:07:15Keep walking Haley
00:07:17Just keep walking
00:07:18You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:21Or...
00:07:22My name's Haley
00:07:23Well
00:07:24Haley
00:07:25I think you uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:31What a coincidence
00:07:33So did you
00:07:34Oh no
00:07:35You get burned
00:07:36If you're too close to...
00:07:38Oh
00:07:38I'm sorry
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you
00:08:03Something happened
00:08:05I lost the game
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:12And...
00:08:12What is this?
00:08:13What I think it is
00:08:15Is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you
00:08:17And...
00:08:18You wanna be with me
00:08:20Is...
00:08:20More than just friends
00:08:21Oh thank god
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:25You're...
00:08:26My soul mate
00:08:27Like...
00:08:27I like you so much
00:08:28Okay, well...
00:08:29Since...
00:08:30We're dating now
00:08:31Um...
00:08:32I'm ready...
00:08:33To send my photo
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah
00:08:36Get ready
00:08:43Okay
00:08:44No face
00:08:45Just the boobs
00:08:47Is...
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:53All the kids do this
00:08:55You'll love it
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me
00:09:02Come on, Hayley
00:09:03Confidence
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online
00:09:11Okay
00:09:12Yeah
00:09:12That's actually kind of
00:09:14Ah!
00:09:18Oh my god
00:09:19Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine
00:09:35Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:41Come on
00:09:44Yeah
00:10:07I'm sorry
00:10:09I'm sorry
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16I won't.
00:10:17I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:31Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:41Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:51Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not in my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:27Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:45Give it back.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:31What's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's nudes just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop. Delete it, please. Delete it.
00:12:56Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips!
00:13:08Oh my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16oh my god oh cool your enemy's kind of hot since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just
00:13:24go ahead and go full nude
00:13:47my school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:13:55stop it oh my god
00:14:07hey you okay give that to me
00:14:18now give the phone back jan
00:14:20what the hell cole i thought you'd be happy
00:14:28how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete it off
00:14:32your
00:14:32phone i'm exposed to what else is fake about you and i know it's not just your purse
00:14:38why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:43and he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with
00:14:47me you hear me
00:14:54cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings i just need to be
00:14:58alone
00:15:00hey cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies but why did i get butterflies when he
00:15:11looked at me today
00:15:14don't stay up too late honey
00:15:17love you mom
00:15:19wait mom
00:15:24do do people change
00:15:26like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice
00:15:33well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:54what's up there huh
00:15:55there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:16:00noted is that all
00:16:01the whole school treats me like i'm their punching bag
00:16:03i'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:09oh i'm really proud of you
00:16:11and then there's this guy
00:16:12he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17it's so confusing
00:16:18sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22no i'm not into this guy
00:16:24i like you
00:16:25only you
00:16:31i really liked your photo by the way
00:16:33you did
00:16:34are you gonna reciprocate
00:16:35i was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38that sounds amazing
00:16:40when
00:16:40when
00:16:41well after school
00:16:42at the balcony
00:16:43i'll bring followers
00:16:44deal
00:16:54i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:05stop thinking about cole
00:17:15call me father
00:17:16i heard about you harassing jen at school today
00:17:19defending that nobody
00:17:21hayley girl
00:17:22he was not a nobody dad
00:17:23are those for her
00:17:29what the fuck
00:17:33what the fuck
00:17:34i know what hayley is
00:17:36call
00:17:36her mother works as a maid
00:17:38at my office
00:17:39that whole family is trash
00:17:41stay away from her
00:17:42and what if i say no
00:17:44stay away from hayley
00:17:45call
00:17:46or i'll fire her mother
00:17:48what if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable
00:17:51i'm almost 18
00:17:53soon i'll have my inheritance
00:17:54i hate to make hayley wait
00:17:56but
00:17:56she can't know who i am
00:17:58before i make sure her family is safe
00:18:01you're sick
00:18:04it's called watching out for your future
00:18:11oh hi
00:18:13i'm hayley
00:18:14yes
00:18:16so nice to meet you
00:18:18god
00:18:19i'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21but the moment she knows
00:18:22i lose her forever
00:18:26thank you for the flowers
00:18:28you're so nice
00:18:33guacamole wizard
00:18:35fail
00:18:39guacamole wizard
00:18:40ew
00:18:42you're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:45pathetic
00:18:45maybe he's married
00:18:47or maybe he's fat
00:18:49and maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:53i don't want any more trouble
00:18:56why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:18:58oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:06eat it
00:19:20call me
00:19:21so you thought you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school
00:19:26you're a maid's daughter
00:19:27you're a maid's daughter
00:19:27so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:32oh and by the way
00:19:33cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35because after all
00:19:36he's rich
00:19:37like me
00:19:42i'm nothing like you
00:19:47yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:50cole again
00:19:51why is he always here when i need help
00:19:54pick it up
00:19:55cole we were kidding
00:19:57it's ketchup
00:19:58pick
00:19:59that bloody thing up
00:20:04take her you're going to record this
00:20:13didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:15don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17so i'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20you're going to hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22and do what i say
00:20:25i will leave hayley alone
00:20:30i will leave hayley alone
00:20:35got it
00:20:36let's go
00:20:38what are you looking at
00:20:43got it
00:20:43let's go
00:20:52uh thank you
00:20:55wow
00:20:56never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:00why do you keep following me around
00:21:02i just
00:21:04i happen to see you
00:21:06were you waiting on someone
00:21:08yeah
00:21:09my boyfriend actually
00:21:13well he
00:21:14he kind of stood me up so
00:21:16maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20maybe you gotta do it nice to them
00:21:22cole are you being nice to me
00:21:26you thought we were enemies
00:21:28i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:30so
00:21:31am i that annoying
00:21:32maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:34are you trying to play with my feelings cole edness
00:21:37because it's not gonna work
00:21:38i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:46how'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her
00:21:52he
00:21:53he makes me feel safe
00:21:56you wouldn't understand it though
00:22:02you don't understand better than you think
00:22:05cole understands me better than i think
00:22:09i see
00:22:11how you touch him like this
00:22:22if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26no my
00:22:28my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33in the game
00:22:43why does he have to smell so good
00:22:49are you that slow on the game too
00:22:53i can see why he likes you
00:23:04i can't do this
00:23:07i love my boyfriend
00:23:08and you will never understand that
00:23:10he's smart and he's kind
00:23:12and he loves me for who i am
00:23:16that is so much more important to me
00:23:18than whatever this is between us
00:23:20i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:30wait it couldn't be
00:23:34cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:43it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:48got done getting waxed
00:23:51champagne problems huh
00:23:54you live such a tough life
00:24:00what was i thinking
00:24:01we are from two different worlds
00:24:03he just wants to play with me
00:24:05but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:12why didn't you come to school today
00:24:14i got into a car accident
00:24:16really are you okay
00:24:17you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20he was right
00:24:21who
00:24:22nobody
00:24:23which hospital are you staying at
00:24:24i want to come visit you
00:24:25no no you can't
00:24:27i look miserable now
00:24:28you need to see me inside
00:24:30fine if you say so
00:24:33so are we going to prom together
00:24:35hell yeah we are
00:24:41why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:44whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01oh you
00:25:03oh me
00:25:04why is she so lucky
00:25:06cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it
00:25:23it's okay
00:25:24we'll get to know each other more
00:25:25i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though
00:25:29like uh
00:25:30how close were you with your mom
00:25:33what is he trying to do
00:25:35it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:38i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:42does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:53so
00:25:54are you going to prom
00:25:55i don't know
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:57i don't know
00:25:57i don't know
00:25:58so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim
00:26:02are you jealous of me
00:26:04me
00:26:05jealous
00:26:05no why would i be jealous
00:26:07oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:10you are so full of yourself
00:26:12you can do this on your own
00:26:13yeah
00:26:16no way
00:26:18it's a self-locking door
00:26:19really
00:26:21this corner's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:22i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:25no
00:26:26sorry
00:26:26am i that bad
00:26:28i think maybe we can pick up
00:26:29where we left off
00:26:31don't worry
00:26:31maybe trust me
00:26:33we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36yeah
00:26:46that was my first kiss
00:26:50my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this
00:27:09why don't you regret it
00:27:11you know
00:27:13we can do more if you want
00:27:29and i've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:32so you want me
00:27:36i think you know how much i want you
00:27:42do you want me
00:27:44i want you
00:27:50oh shit
00:27:54anyone in here
00:27:58oh my god how long have you two been in here
00:28:00i really need to change this lock
00:28:02are you two okay
00:28:03oh
00:28:04yeah
00:28:05yeah we're good
00:28:06we're okay
00:28:07great
00:28:08nice
00:28:15you're just gonna pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:16what didn't happen
00:28:18hey wait
00:28:19it's just hormones
00:28:21hey jake
00:28:22can you still play after your accident
00:28:24relax i'm not dead
00:28:26wait car accident
00:28:28guacamole wizard
00:28:34i gotta go
00:28:43guacamole wizard
00:28:44huh
00:28:47are you all better after your car accident
00:28:49do i know you
00:28:50why is he being so standoffish
00:28:53is he trying to give me a surprise
00:28:54or he heard something about cold
00:28:58you're crushing your soda can
00:29:01she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:03she was in a real car accident
00:29:05according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:07i don't think this anymore
00:29:09cold
00:29:09wait
00:29:12oh shit
00:29:17what's up guys
00:29:18um
00:29:20we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:28hey
00:29:28just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:31they're your favorite
00:29:32right
00:29:35how did you know that
00:29:37tough day huh
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:42he couldn't be cool
00:29:44could he
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead
00:29:54what do you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:55you came to my table bro
00:29:57and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again
00:30:06cole is jealous
00:30:07we got a problem here cole
00:30:09we don't have a problem
00:30:11we don't have a problem
00:30:13right
00:30:14tell cole to get my ball
00:30:15and we don't have a problem
00:30:17jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22i have the ball now
00:30:23can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:27cole and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:30maybe i can use that
00:30:34jake
00:30:35hey
00:30:36what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:40wait seriously
00:30:41yeah
00:30:41just one little catch
00:30:42you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:47all right
00:30:48you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:50if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:54i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:30:57but if he's really jake
00:30:59then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02you've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:04i'm thinking
00:31:04about the report or about him
00:31:06why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:08we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:11maybe maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:13no
00:31:13you don't
00:31:14how do you know that
00:31:15you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18you have no idea
00:31:25oh my god
00:31:26is jake asking me to prom
00:31:41hayley
00:31:41someone's here to see you
00:31:55are you asking me to prom
00:31:56too cheesy
00:31:58no it's cute
00:32:00the accident
00:32:02the accident the mozzarella sticks
00:32:03he is guacamole wizard
00:32:05so um what do you think you want to go to prom with me
00:32:10i i should feel happy
00:32:13but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:16hey can we not
00:32:20hey can we not
00:32:23dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:25my problem here dude
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:30wow that is some weak shit man
00:32:34oh that's weak shit
00:32:36is this weak shit
00:32:39oh my god
00:32:47wow
00:32:48he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56wait i can't
00:32:57cold put me down
00:32:58put me down
00:32:59put me down
00:33:02don't do that again
00:33:15new couple alert
00:33:18fuck off jen
00:33:19why do you hate me so much cool
00:33:20you and i
00:33:21we're not that different
00:33:22and if you'd realize
00:33:24and give me a chance
00:33:24i think that we would make a great match
00:33:27like say if you asked me
00:33:29to prom
00:33:30i might say yes
00:33:33jen
00:33:34you want to go to prom
00:33:36with me
00:33:37jen you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40we're both hot
00:33:41and we're both rich
00:33:42and our dads have been in business
00:33:44like forever
00:33:45so
00:33:46how romantic
00:33:47i think i'll pass
00:33:50you're gonna regret this call edmunds
00:33:55oh here they come
00:33:57if i message corcamole wizard
00:33:59i wonder if jake's phone were ding
00:34:03what should we wear to prom
00:34:05and the dean's list
00:34:15i'll talk to you later
00:34:16i'll see you around school okay
00:34:18okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:18bye
00:34:20he's so different
00:34:21maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:24i don't say we're
00:34:25haley
00:34:35jeez
00:34:36god
00:34:42here i'll get it
00:34:49oh
00:34:50you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:52i don't care
00:34:53i do care
00:34:56here we are
00:35:13i don't put a prom with jake
00:35:15i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:17he doesn't even know you
00:35:19and you do
00:35:20how do you know i like mozzarella sticks
00:35:22that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:24because
00:35:25i pay attention to what you like
00:35:28i noticed it at lunch
00:35:30the first day
00:35:32you were watching me
00:35:34just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:50move
00:35:52colt is talking to hayley
00:35:54again
00:35:54your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:35:58unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00obviously i do
00:36:01okay
00:36:01then break them up
00:36:03idiot
00:36:04um
00:36:04what do i do
00:36:07i've got a few ideas
00:36:13hey look
00:36:16someone will take you to prom
00:36:17all right i promise
00:36:18yeah
00:36:18really like who
00:36:20i mean the whole school hates me
00:36:21except for jake
00:36:24and you
00:36:24but you're not asking me
00:36:28hey
00:36:28oh hey jake
00:36:30hey how um
00:36:32i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:34the other night
00:36:36the other night
00:36:38yeah it was
00:36:39so sexy
00:36:42you're so sexy
00:36:44jake what are you talking about
00:36:46i hate to break it to you
00:36:50but she's my prom date
00:36:57and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:36:59oh shit
00:37:02oh shit
00:37:04oh my god
00:37:19stop guys stop it
00:37:21stop
00:37:23what the hell is going on over there
00:37:27shit it's principal stevens
00:37:29i've got to save cole
00:37:30i mean jake
00:37:31i've got to save jake
00:37:38oh my god
00:37:39principal stevens
00:37:40i'm so sorry
00:37:42i'm so sorry
00:37:42hayley rock
00:37:43that's detention
00:37:45after school
00:37:46don't be late
00:38:03calm what are you doing here
00:38:05can we keep you company
00:38:07it's the least i could do
00:38:09if you
00:38:09save my ass today
00:38:11the locker thing
00:38:12that was an accident
00:38:14oh sure
00:38:17so uh
00:38:18you and
00:38:19you and jake huh
00:38:21no
00:38:23he lied about that
00:38:24i don't know why
00:38:25i don't know why though
00:38:26good
00:38:27you know
00:38:29father that asshole
00:38:30every time he looks at you
00:38:31makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33thinking about him touching you
00:38:35kissing you
00:38:36i could kill him
00:38:40promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:45okay fine
00:38:46i won't
00:38:49because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:53okay everyone
00:38:55let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god
00:39:05i am so fed up with this
00:39:09i am so sorry
00:39:26i tripped
00:39:27no no no no no no no no
00:39:29jette
00:39:29what
00:39:30it always has to be about her
00:39:32doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead
00:39:37they're both dead
00:39:38oh
00:39:41how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:45oh
00:39:46what are you
00:39:47are you almost crying
00:39:49it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53jen
00:39:54what's going on over there
00:40:06what's going on is jen
00:40:07is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:09this squirm is burning
00:40:10mr edmunds
00:40:11oh please
00:40:12it's baking soda and water
00:40:13you're fine
00:40:14detention
00:40:14today after school
00:40:17shit
00:40:29jake hey
00:40:31oh uh
00:40:31sorry
00:40:32gotta get to student council
00:40:36hey
00:40:37you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39the rice trick
00:40:42yeah
00:40:44you don't know about the
00:40:47come on
00:41:00hey
00:41:00um
00:41:01ella
00:41:03it's emma
00:41:04yeah
00:41:05that's what i said
00:41:06can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:17it's gonna be okay
00:41:19we'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:21and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:22no it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:25it means
00:41:26it means i can't
00:41:28can't what
00:41:32i talked to a friend online
00:41:34he's really important to me
00:41:39and i'm sure
00:41:41you're really important to him
00:41:42you know cool
00:41:52if you look past
00:41:54all that hair gel
00:41:55and
00:41:56big ol ego
00:41:57rich kid
00:41:59okay okay
00:42:00i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:09hey look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13thank you
00:42:15oh my god
00:42:17you're a miracle worker
00:42:24what is taking so long
00:42:25you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28shut up ella
00:42:29it's emma
00:42:30whatever
00:42:38oh my god
00:42:46morning valley whore
00:42:48how are things in the castle
00:42:55valley whore
00:42:56what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard
00:43:13when can we be together in person
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17i want you so badly
00:43:18i dream about you touching me
00:43:19oh my god
00:43:21someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:23touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah
00:43:27hey valley whore
00:43:28show them what you really like
00:43:47here you go
00:43:49here this is for you
00:43:54oh
00:43:55do you like what i've done with the place
00:43:56you
00:43:57hacked
00:43:58my laptop
00:43:59oh no it wasn't me
00:44:00it was that kid ella
00:44:02but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:04what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:07hayley
00:44:07what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:09no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone
00:44:11i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:15because who in their right mind
00:44:17would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:53jake
00:44:54hey
00:44:57now is the time
00:44:58tell them
00:44:59tell them what
00:45:00that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:11did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie
00:45:15i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:18what
00:45:19why would you do that
00:45:20oh i don't know cole
00:45:21why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake
00:45:25is this true
00:45:26have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:30sorry
00:45:31it was nothing personal
00:45:38yeah nothing personal
00:45:41oh
00:45:41oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:46oh
00:45:47all right all right all right
00:45:48enough
00:45:48what in the world is going on here
00:45:51is that a leaf blower
00:45:52that's all him
00:45:53okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight
00:46:02you stole a leaf blower
00:46:04and defaced school property
00:46:06it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets
00:46:10jesus christ
00:46:11how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:15you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares
00:46:18i care
00:46:19and
00:46:20i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:22so you're taking her to prom
00:46:24what
00:46:25i'm not over my dead body
00:46:27oh
00:46:27because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:30i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:31no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34please
00:46:34then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:36max's dad called
00:46:37he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go
00:46:40and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward
00:46:50message him
00:46:52just do it
00:46:53just do it
00:46:56you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake
00:47:13please can't you just tell me now
00:47:15i think i've had enough public humiliation
00:47:17for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want
00:47:25i'll meet you there
00:47:37okay
00:47:38you got this hayley
00:47:40just take a deep breath
00:47:42you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:10hey hayley
00:48:11i'm glad you came
00:48:13you look so pretty
00:48:14hi
00:48:14hey max
00:48:16your house is gorgeous
00:48:18i mean
00:48:18no it's just my parents blood honey
00:48:20you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about shit
00:48:23get drunk girl
00:48:41whoo
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:45hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:53jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you
00:48:55to me
00:48:56oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02those are concerning
00:49:03actually kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:06did you know that hayley
00:49:07she's a little pervy princess
00:49:09pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:18hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire
00:49:25okay we set off the alarm
00:49:38oh
00:49:40go
00:49:51go
00:49:55go
00:49:56go
00:49:57go
00:49:57go
00:49:58go
00:49:58go
00:49:59go
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:24him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:31honest
00:50:32about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:48please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:53go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:57you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:04trusted you what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:17what is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and please
00:51:31introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr happens so you're the
00:51:39scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:46is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:53you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god
00:52:00your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:08hey come on you don't mean that i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:18and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate
00:52:24all of it i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this co-patriarch
00:52:46hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know who you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:10and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:28one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:38these
00:53:38lovebirds together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:53:59birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of
00:54:07the prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets
00:54:15he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and
00:54:20we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what
00:54:41what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole
00:54:44i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back to me by
00:54:48tomorrow what what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:54you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really
00:54:58are
00:55:01no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:10welcome all the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:37it's you
00:55:39i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:43hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the bitter beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance
00:55:53and i can protect you and your family and so
00:55:55you don't have to choose
00:56:09i understand if this changes things
00:56:12if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:19look i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38i've loved you for months
00:56:40i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:46but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:55until you hoped
00:56:58yes i hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:04that and
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:12one of those things i said we could do
00:57:15here i go
00:57:20take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so real you
00:57:28just be on me
00:57:31so real you
00:57:38just be on me
00:57:45okay so
00:57:47what do you think
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:49yeah
00:57:50yeah
00:57:51would do again
00:57:52i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:54i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right all right all right that's fair
00:57:59i'll uh
00:58:01i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:11oh god now i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17now i'll just i'm just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:21i'll take a minute now
00:58:22stop it
00:58:23stop it
00:58:26um
00:58:27i think
00:58:29isn't promenade
00:58:31i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34i don't know
00:58:36but the real question is
00:58:37do you got a date
00:58:40cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:45but jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:48i don't want to hear it
00:58:49yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:52but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:01and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:07i thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:20and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds
00:59:32i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34cole
00:59:34are you here
00:59:36cole
00:59:37are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds
00:59:40you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole
00:59:43you are a big pro
01:00:01hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:06in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:33i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 minutes
01:00:40we're in
01:00:41deal
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58jen longfellow
01:01:00thank you
01:01:02oh my god
01:01:03thank you guys so much
01:01:06seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:08i mean like who else would win right
01:01:11oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:17oh my god that's hailey and cole
01:01:21it was fun
01:01:23since where's your dad
01:01:24yes
01:01:28hey or uh
01:01:29most time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:31but who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:39ew literally what the fuck
01:01:41damn language
01:01:42i am the queen okay
01:01:44she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46come on
01:01:47everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51pervy princess
01:01:56wait
01:01:58wait wait wait what are those
01:02:00those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:01make cole edmunds fall in love with you
01:02:05his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:08don't worry daddy
01:02:10if i can't have
01:02:12no one can
01:02:13i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life
01:02:16is this real
01:02:17jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this
01:02:22who did this
01:02:25what
01:02:26you exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little shit
01:02:32you know jen
01:02:33as the principal
01:02:35i'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37and above all of this petty drama
01:02:40but quite frankly
01:02:42you are the worst
01:02:44and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that
01:02:50i'm the principal
01:02:51so uh
01:02:52yes i can
01:03:02there was no answer in sick
01:03:04you lied to me
01:03:13hayley catch
01:03:19my princess finally has her crown
01:03:22now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:24oh
01:03:25yeah no can do
01:03:27all i have to offer
01:03:28is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33oh
01:03:34how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home
01:03:46right now
01:03:48you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:50yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:52you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57that you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hayley
01:04:02and you can accept that
01:04:04or i'll make my own path
01:04:05and best believe me i can
01:04:08i'll say this
01:04:10it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15joy
01:04:15joy
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:26i can't have done with all you being by my son
01:04:29that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34well so
01:04:35i love you be all the queen
01:04:37i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
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