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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, you're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:20And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:00:28As long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:38Clinical!
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:53Frenchy!
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:02Ha ha!
00:01:03Ha ha!
00:01:03Ha ha!
00:01:04Ha ha!
00:01:14I think I should stand and fight
00:01:20And disappear into the night
00:01:23Into the night
00:01:25Praise the Lord
00:01:26Praise the Lord
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train
00:01:36He loved his country
00:01:40His God
00:01:41But most of all his captain
00:01:43Homelander, amen
00:01:45Amen, sir
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ
00:01:53Was struck down
00:01:56By that Jezebel
00:01:58That wily emissary of Satan himself
00:02:01Starlight
00:02:02That's right
00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons
00:02:13They spew and vomit
00:02:15They eating babies
00:02:16They turning little boys into little girls with garden shears
00:02:20Lord have mercy
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house
00:02:27We fight hellfire
00:02:30We're holy fire
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box
00:02:36Matthew 10.34
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace
00:02:40But a sword
00:02:41You are not here to be blessed
00:02:43You are here to do war
00:02:46Amen
00:02:46Amen
00:02:47Amen
00:02:48Amen
00:02:49Amen
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:54I said
00:02:54Can you feel
00:02:55The Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to
00:02:58Praise Him
00:02:59Praise Him
00:03:00Praise Him
00:03:02Praise Him
00:03:02For victory
00:03:02Praise Him
00:03:03Praise him! Praise him! Praise him!
00:03:06Praise him! Praise him!
00:03:08Hallelujah!
00:03:11Stand up! Stand up!
00:03:14In the name of Jesus!
00:03:17My sweet wife.
00:03:21Amen!
00:03:22Amen!
00:03:24Amen!
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg.
00:03:46Best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and uh...
00:03:55When you come in here...
00:03:57Keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:32Samir.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43When that cunt Homelander...
00:04:45Brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey.
00:04:53I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot?
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me a prisoner.
00:05:04So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg re-grew.
00:05:06Now, all right, all right.
00:05:07Listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried Sid Ashit so we could crack on with a godly work of
00:05:13revenge.
00:05:14And...
00:05:15Good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Or so we reckon.
00:05:24We just need a little... dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Dunno.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on rock hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Kicks.
00:05:49Rock hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much outcome it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes rock hard a perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip in, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of kill juice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:23So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:02I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:05He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid, it's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:40Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:59Hey.
00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh?
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:23Any.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:28I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:33We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:40Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a pretty compelling point.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Girl, listen.
00:09:09Chewed off.
00:09:10Sliced into you by Homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:17The pain...
00:09:18Okay.
00:09:21And you're okay with it!
00:09:23No!
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:30With or without us.
00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:38So I can protect you.
00:09:40You...
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year...
00:09:46dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let...
00:10:08Anything...
00:10:09Take you away from me again?
00:10:13You think that I would let anything...
00:10:14Take you away from me again?
00:10:15Yeah.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom half...
00:10:46Is it fully recrown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp.
00:10:51Don't ask me...
00:10:52What you know is true...
00:10:55Don't have to tell you...
00:10:58I love your precious heart...
00:11:01I...
00:11:04I was standing...
00:11:07You were there...
00:11:11And they could never tear us apart...
00:11:18I told you...
00:11:20I told you...
00:11:22That we could fly...
00:11:26But some of us...
00:11:28Don't know why...
00:11:33I was standing...
00:11:37You were there...
00:11:39And they could never...
00:11:43And they could never tear us apart...
00:11:46And they could never tear us apart...
00:11:46And they could never tear us apart...
00:12:13I know why leadership style can be...
00:12:16Stern...
00:12:17But...
00:12:18It's for your own good...
00:12:21I like to think of myself as...
00:12:24The big brother...
00:12:27That you never had...
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend...
00:12:36You had...
00:12:39Uh...
00:12:41Paul...
00:12:42Pop Fang...
00:12:44Betrayed us both...
00:12:45To William Butcher...
00:12:47No less...
00:12:47Huge mess...
00:12:48Your fault...
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:53I gave you a chance...
00:12:54To make things right...
00:12:55I...
00:12:56I reached out my hand...
00:13:00And you bit it!
00:13:02What did I ever do...
00:13:04To deserve that?
00:13:06What...
00:13:07Was I too nurturing?
00:13:09Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well maybe...
00:13:11But dammit...
00:13:12You weren't like the others...
00:13:15Snakes...
00:13:15Backstabbers...
00:13:17I could count on you man...
00:13:19I did count on you...
00:13:20I loved you...
00:13:23But here we are...
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone...
00:13:39You wouldn't understand...
00:13:43Nobody does...
00:13:45No.
00:13:59You wouldn't understand...
00:14:01Who what...
00:14:01Who...
00:14:02Will...
00:14:02It...
00:14:06You won't understand...
00:14:09If...
00:14:11You...
00:14:12I got to...
00:14:12I have to...
00:14:33Firecrackers Flaming Freedom Sticks
00:14:35I'm Countess Crow
00:14:36Countess of the Crows
00:14:38And we're doing a
00:14:40Votality Vamp Glam Tutorial
00:14:42Wankers
00:14:43Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored
00:14:45You know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:52Dog wankers
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder
00:14:58And the real housewives of country are gonna hear
00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute
00:15:03They go out, we go in
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year
00:15:07He might not live here anymore
00:15:08Every day Countess Crow
00:15:11Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24All good
00:15:32Oi, look lively back there
00:15:35Alright, nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in, twat in
00:15:38Ready back here
00:15:42Keep the engine running
00:15:50Wow, are you ready?
00:15:53You ready?
00:16:21Internet's down, cams too.
00:16:38The fuck you ass-slitters doing in here?
00:16:45Oh my god.
00:16:46Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:53Well, right in that way we can move him, even with the three of us.
00:16:57So what now?
00:17:17You...what the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no.
00:17:19It's okay, it's okay.
00:17:20I don't want to hurt you.
00:17:21You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:27For how long?
00:17:27Almost two years in a CIA black site.
00:17:31I just found out this morning.
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36Yeah.
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room.
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:53Find him yourself?
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited and you are the best tracker there is.
00:18:00I just...I need you to find him and report back.
00:18:03Very simple.
00:18:04You want me to work for you?
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me, and I can help you.
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:16I don't need you for that.
00:18:18Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:22Okay, all right, listen to me.
00:18:26I'm no ass felch and commie.
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know, I know.
00:18:30And listen, I am Vought now.
00:18:34Me.
00:18:34So the public, they're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:40I can resurrect you.
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:47Number two?
00:18:50Or how about I finish the job and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:57Yeah, you could try.
00:18:59Who knows, you might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:19:05Or you might not.
00:19:08But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher more than you hate me.
00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you, am I?
00:19:19I tried to kill you.
00:19:21The minute I turned my back, how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:25Look.
00:19:29Uh...
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me, all is forgiven.
00:19:49Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.
00:19:53Improve your sleep.
00:19:55Strengthen your immune system.
00:19:58Nourish your soul.
00:20:00The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi, life force, from leaving the body.
00:20:06And invited prana, solar energy in.
00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness.
00:20:13Introducing the new deep brand, Sigma Solarium Bivot.
00:20:16Bye bros, four bros.
00:20:19Okay, we need to abort.
00:20:20Your.
00:20:21Mom.
00:20:22Should.
00:20:22Have.
00:20:23Aborted.
00:20:24You.
00:20:26Fuck it.
00:20:27We'll test it here.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Test?
00:20:30The virus is contagious.
00:20:32As Samir says, c'est fini.
00:20:34The game is over.
00:20:35No, Butcher's right.
00:20:37Brockhart has seen us, so we can't leave.
00:20:40Virus?
00:20:41What virus?
00:20:43Look, I don't break you lot out of the panda flap about.
00:20:45Now all we gotta do, is seal of ventilation.
00:20:48Every exit point, tighter than a boy scout's asshole at Jamboree.
00:20:53No, no, no, no, c'est pas possible.
00:20:58Maybe.
00:21:02Yo.
00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:07Uh-huh.
00:21:08His heart rate is ten beats per minute.
00:21:10He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours, like a blue whale.
00:21:14He won't breathe.
00:21:16How do we get the virus in him?
00:21:18Whoa.
00:21:19He ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:21You lot sort this.
00:21:22I'll fetch the virus.
00:21:23Can we go, you and me?
00:21:31Oh, you two, leave it out, would ya?
00:21:33Fucking work in here.
00:21:37Hey.
00:21:38Coming with you.
00:21:40What for?
00:21:41I don't trust you.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:46Suit yourself.
00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
00:22:01Where's S'more?
00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon.
00:22:04Won't say where he's going.
00:22:05Won't say shit.
00:22:06I think he's on method.
00:22:08Fucking Meisner technique.
00:22:10Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:12We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up, but you can invoke the Insurrection
00:22:17Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
00:22:20Good idea.
00:22:21What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:24That's gonna be anyone who posts pro, starlight, or anti-Homelander content.
00:22:28Honestly, the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.
00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder.
00:22:38But we are gonna need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all.
00:22:42Love it.
00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks,
00:22:49and for the existing freedom camps, Treasury's running a little dry.
00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat-out revolt if we raise taxes.
00:22:59The President is thinking how insane this is right now.
00:23:02He'll back you.
00:23:03You can do it.
00:23:04Speak up.
00:23:04And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.
00:23:08Won't there arrest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:11Nah.
00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.
00:23:14Wow.
00:23:15Amazing, Ashley.
00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara.
00:23:17Well, alrighty then.
00:23:18Let me ask the most important question.
00:23:22Do I got immunity?
00:23:34For fuck's sake.
00:23:37Soldier Boy is the President, Vice President of the United States of America.
00:23:41They work for me.
00:23:43Everyone, Soldier Boy is gonna be number two in the seven.
00:23:47Once he is located William Butcher and Annie January.
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir?
00:23:52No, sir.
00:23:53I can do this.
00:23:54I can bring them in.
00:23:55Well, like you did with A-Train.
00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep.
00:23:59Competence.
00:24:00Oh, and Steve, Soldier Boy is gonna need a full pardon.
00:24:03Well, sir, he, uh, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
00:24:11Consider it done, sir.
00:24:13Terrific.
00:24:13And you know what?
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
00:24:16Uh, Steve, can you make him a...
00:24:19Manhattan.
00:24:21Manhattan.
00:24:22Thanks, Steve.
00:24:23Of course.
00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:28No.
00:24:29Steven?
00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan.
00:24:35Goddamn.
00:24:37Since when could Supes teabag the President?
00:24:41Since me.
00:24:59Okay, what's next?
00:25:05What is it?
00:25:15Look out!
00:25:17Oh, God!
00:25:18Putain!
00:25:20Oh, he is sour.
00:25:22He's mountain pornography.
00:25:24What?
00:25:24Almost.
00:25:25Got.
00:25:26You.
00:25:26Fuckers.
00:25:27Ha, ha.
00:25:29Oh, shh.
00:25:31No.
00:25:33That is that explains how he's grown.
00:25:37From bashing his bishop.
00:25:40Gross.
00:25:48No, that's what I'm talking about.
00:25:53Oh, God.
00:25:57Fuckin' unsanitary.
00:25:59Ugh.
00:26:19Ugh.
00:26:31Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my VOTALITY collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:43We talked about this.
00:26:44I don't have a choice.
00:26:45They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go.
00:26:50Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:53So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the girl.
00:26:59If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow.
00:27:04Countess of the Crows.
00:27:06And I shall make you the day that you decide to...
00:27:09Fuck it.
00:27:19It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:27It's like a metaphor for life, non?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:38What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:49And I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them.
00:27:59They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:03I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say.
00:28:09I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told Petitui any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:38No, I can't live like that.
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:04But the fucking shit, you get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:15You creep, just let go.
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit.
00:29:23Starlight.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:26You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as rock hard.
00:29:36You don't have a choice.
00:29:40All right.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:42No.
00:29:43What?
00:29:44Let me go.
00:29:49Let me go.
00:29:50Baby collar.
00:29:51Come on.
00:29:52Come on.
00:29:52Let's take it.
00:29:54Come on.
00:29:54Come on.
00:30:01Come on.
00:30:02Come on.
00:30:09Come on.
00:30:11turbo rush the drink of heroes only 15 calories cut this is a mistake I am NOT
00:30:22only 15 calories yeah now with acai no Cory go back inside please no you stay
00:30:35back if you ruin my shot it's on site bitch okay let's go again and fix your tits
00:30:42they're lopsided all this crime-stopping makes me so thirsty turbo rush now with
00:30:50acai and makaroos that's fucking perfect okay great okay have fun and camp
00:31:03all over not a chance we have to help them help them and every super than 500 miles
00:31:08will be up our ass within the hour we stayed a course mine's on a fucking job
00:31:13fuck the job
00:31:18can we go down
00:31:43homelander
00:31:47homelander
00:31:55sage i was just um what can i do for you
00:32:01well that was quite a surprise today are you sure waking him was the right call
00:32:06yes did you tell soldier boy about the virus no i did not of course not
00:32:14what am i gonna say uh uh uh yeah hey i really want you to do this job for me
00:32:18but careful because there's a soup killing virus out there and you may die
00:32:24screaming sure you would have jumped at that oh you have a lot to learn about
00:32:29managing big personalities young lady well besides if there is a virus out there
00:32:37better the better he take the risk than us right
00:32:40ah that's tactical exactly because for a moment i was afraid you'd only woken him because he was
00:32:45your dad
00:32:49so when he gets infected and he dies you don't know that's gonna happen
00:32:52when it does you won't go to pieces because it was tactical right
00:32:56right
00:32:59right
00:33:08I don't know.
00:33:34Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:39Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
00:33:40All right, all right.
00:33:41Less talking, we'll give in.
00:33:45I'll take it.
00:33:52So how fragile is this?
00:33:54Very.
00:33:56Very fragile.
00:33:58If it broke on the way?
00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:34:02There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:09Well.
00:34:12Best not drop it, eh?
00:34:17Thank you so much.
00:34:27Breathe, putain.
00:34:39You're going to breathe yet?
00:34:41What?
00:34:41Did you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:45I'm too late.
00:34:46No, le conard is imparious.
00:34:48Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon.
00:34:50Merde, alors.
00:34:51We're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:05We're not terrorists.
00:35:06Oh, God.
00:35:07When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's going to shoot an RPG up your ass, and Sheila is going
00:35:12to take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:14Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:18It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:21The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:31All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:50What's it called?
00:35:50A murder?
00:35:52Oh, let me guess.
00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:57Damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:36:02Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vought doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:08They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
00:36:17Prozac, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:21Great.
00:36:21Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:38Please.
00:36:40Please don't kill me.
00:36:42I just want to go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom and my dad.
00:36:48Please.
00:37:02Careful.
00:37:08Oi.
00:37:09Fucking smart, were you?
00:37:10Ain't you a little glad Atrian's dead?
00:37:16No.
00:37:17I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:18Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero.
00:37:23A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:27Listen.
00:37:28I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
00:37:31We've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:34I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:36You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on your head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:43I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
00:37:45Talk to me about it, Annie.
00:37:46You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket listening to your heart bollocks,
00:37:56is just gonna get her killed.
00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:06You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15Love it.
00:38:29You hate the vial!
00:38:33It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that?
00:38:42Well, well, well.
00:38:44He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:48Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put on my knife for a bit.
00:38:55You're telling us this now?
00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?
00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:39:09New plan.
00:39:13Boy, ain't you supposed to be a giant-arse thudder?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:18Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:20Be a cunt.
00:39:21Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
00:39:23Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:30Just you and me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:45Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:48Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:49Being super is not going to save you.
00:39:51That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homelander's doubled a cunt now,
00:39:54if that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:58You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you!
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain,
00:40:04and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:13Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:17Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:20Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
00:40:27Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fuckin' die, bollocker.
00:40:35Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:40You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:41Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:48Me?
00:40:49Homelander?
00:40:50Your old crew?
00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:54Do you want to know why?
00:40:57Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
00:41:08What the fuck was that?
00:41:19You two fucktards of the local supes?
00:41:22Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy.
00:41:24What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28The fuck?
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cunt bucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:36Or I'm going to rip your intestines out of your ashes
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:45Fuck.
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:57Hey, man.
00:41:58Get ready.
00:41:58We're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:00Slow down, kid.
00:42:02Soldier boy.
00:42:05He's alive?
00:42:07Fuck that.
00:42:07Just how long do we have?
00:42:09Just Huey.
00:42:10Huey!
00:42:13We got to move.
00:42:15A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:17Oh, shit.
00:42:25Shit.
00:42:48Go!
00:42:50Go!
00:42:52Go!
00:43:13Oh, my God.
00:43:29Whoa! I gotta drop the dookie!
00:43:33Get him?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:39Yeah!
00:43:42You!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay? Is it Iris?
00:44:19Yeah, it's good.
00:44:20I'll do everything.
00:44:24Oi! Prince!
00:44:26Oh shit!
00:44:27Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:35You're with me.
00:44:39Hey!
00:44:48Yui Cable has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes. You're kind of obsessed.
00:44:57Yeah.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about? The so-called soup killer?
00:45:04Huh.
00:45:04Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No virus, bitch. I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot cum in your face.
00:45:21Bro! Do not nut right now.
00:45:30What the f-
00:45:50What the f-
00:45:53No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:58No.
00:45:58Hey!
00:46:08Ah!
00:46:10Ah!
00:46:11Ah!
00:46:12Ah!
00:46:15Ah!
00:46:16Ah!
00:46:19Ah!
00:46:26Ah!
00:46:38Ah!
00:46:41Ah!
00:46:44Ah!
00:47:07Well, I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck.
00:47:11I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No.
00:47:13You don't.
00:47:16Come on.
00:47:17Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, Monca.
00:47:20And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:23Oh, my God.
00:47:53Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:47:59Yes!
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi-Melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme? Cheesy Gordy Da Crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
00:48:15I don't want any Taco Fuckin' Bell.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking god.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground,
00:48:47tongue-lashing my clit till he needs a deed replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:59She's gotta listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:04Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:08It's a chopping block.
00:49:10And I can help you.
00:49:11But you gotta talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You can pull out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:33That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:40I need a minute.
00:49:49From back here I see a spine.
00:49:50Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies
00:50:00because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A train when he asked you to.
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA.
00:50:35The Pentagon.
00:50:36They will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:39I'm not a leader.
00:50:40I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:45Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No.
00:50:56Ow!
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure.
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03No chance.
00:51:04They are off him.
00:51:04Merci de avon le merre.
00:51:06No chance.
00:51:06No chance.
00:51:07I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:16No chance.
00:51:18God damn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop whole house on our 23.
00:51:26three soldier come down homelander to go you fucking did it out time okay
00:51:46let's run away
00:51:51there are over 50 uninhabited island in the pacific
00:51:56we just need to find one so remote nobody will ever find us
00:52:02you were right this virus there is no contain in it no stuff in it i do not know how
00:52:10to protect
00:52:11you from it except to take you as far away from here as possible
00:52:34you did not see its carnage it's too dangerous
00:52:37it's dangerous for everyone how innocent people are being wound up
00:52:41no don't ask me to watch you die
00:52:46i think this is how we make amends for the lives we've taken i think we have to
00:52:54get up every day and keep going
00:53:02wait
00:53:26you're allowed to freak out you know
00:53:27this virus
00:53:30it's brutal i don't know for a rock hard i'd say it's an improvement
00:53:39i haven't exactly had a magical year either neither of us is fine
00:53:45and we shouldn't be and if you don't want to talk about it you don't have to
00:53:50be perfect but i'm not letting you die
00:53:56i'm gonna keep fighting
00:54:01and if you can't then i'm just gonna fight for both of us
00:54:06but just don't turn into fucking butcher okay
00:54:25i know i'm late
00:54:43i know i'm late
00:54:44all right tara
00:54:47time for your meds
00:54:58here's a good boy
00:55:15well hey be careful sir there's a viral contagion
00:55:18i got here as soon as i heard and i locked down
00:55:21i'm sending soldier boy to test the waters pretty strategic sir you're always playing 3d chess aren't
00:55:27you
00:55:28i told him to report back
00:55:31told him not to go in alone why would he do that
00:55:34well it's more like soldier doy
00:55:39i don't know if you're going to be here to be here to do this should have been you
00:55:42oh hey i'm sorry leave
00:55:50i was swimming
00:55:52i was swimming
00:56:29i'm sorry
00:56:31i'm sorry
00:56:37i'm sorry
00:56:38i'm sorry
00:56:41After this time, stay back.
00:57:08It's in the night away, it's in the night away.
00:57:15He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink.
00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the
00:57:24best times.
00:57:26Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy.
00:57:33I get knocked out, but I get up again.
00:57:38I get knocked out, but I get up again.
00:57:41I get knocked out, but I get up again.
00:57:44I get knocked out, but I get up again.
00:57:45I get knocked out, but I get up again.
00:57:50It's in the night away, it's in the night away.
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink.
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:58:12Don't cry for me, extraordinary
00:58:19I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:29I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:33Oh, Oh Rag & Go Down
00:58:36You're the bargain Y-Hey
00:58:38Oh Rag & Go Down
00:58:48Oh Callin' Arne
00:58:50You're the bargain Y-Hey
00:59:20I can't go down, but I still can't.
00:59:24I can't.
00:59:54I can't.
01:00:24I can't.
01:00:54I can't.
01:01:24I can't.
01:01:54I can't.
01:02:22I can't.
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