00:02Don't worry.
00:02I test all the potential new family members with this machine.
00:07Is your name Olivia Jones?
00:09Yes.
00:10You love Henry Faulkner?
00:12Very much.
00:13Do you have a positive impression of Henry's family so far?
00:17Yes.
00:17Hello?
00:18Hey.
00:19The old machine.
00:20It's funny to be on the outside.
00:21Used to be in the hot seat.
00:23Would you like to ask me some questions, Drake?
00:25Okay.
00:25Uh, Olivia, do you think I hold Henry emotionally hostage?
00:28I mean, yeah.
00:29You call him wee-wee?
00:30Wee-wee?
00:31What is that?
00:32Like a joke about his wee-wee?
00:34Oh.
00:34Nope.
00:35No jokes about Henry's little penis.
00:36I mean, not little.
00:37You probably have more up-to-date info on it.
00:40I haven't seen it for a while, so...
00:41Dad, please stop talking.
00:42Oh, alright.
00:45What do you think of Olivia?
00:47She's adorable, so smart.
00:50Ah!
00:51Good boy!
00:52He likes you.
00:53With one sniff, dogs can tell more about a person's character than a human could.
00:59I don't know if you were aware of Greg, but when we first met, I didn't think you were
01:02good enough for my pancake.
01:04Yeah, I didn't notice.
01:05Olivia's a powerhouse.
01:07People underestimate me, but actually, I was an FBI hostage negotiator.
01:12Oh, bad ass.
01:12Here comes the airplane.
01:14I pulled the strings of the hostage takers like strategic emotional puppetry.
01:18That's how I'm gonna free Henry from you, Greg.
01:21Oh, my God.
01:23What are we doing?
01:27Oh, my God, you baby birdie, Grandpa Jay.
01:32I'm gonna ask Olivia to marry me.
01:34What?
01:34Hey, you sure she's the one?
01:36Dad.
01:38Why?
01:39I'm a little worried about Henry.
01:40He's so innocent, and she's trained to manipulate people.
01:43I love the lengths that you go to for your mishpukah.
01:47Mishpukah?
01:48That means family in Yiddish.
01:50I know.
01:52I'm considering inviting Olivia into the circle of trust.
01:55Look at the guns on this guy.
01:56Well, thank you for noticing.
01:59You can't just waltz in there.
02:01I worked my ass off to get in there.
02:04Showed me an interesting weekend.
02:08Ready to the end?
02:08Let's do it.
02:23I thought this would be an opportunity to get to know me, to bond.
02:26How do you bond with an emotional puppeteer?
02:27I won't be your little Pinocchio, Geppetto, evil Geppetto.
02:33I'm a real boy.
02:37What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
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