00:02Don't worry, I test all the potential new family members with this machine.
00:08Is your name Olivia Jones?
00:09Yes.
00:11You love Henry Falker?
00:13Very much.
00:14Do you have a positive impression of Henry's family so far?
00:17Yes.
00:18Hello?
00:19Hey.
00:20The old machine.
00:21It's funny to be on the outside.
00:22It needs to be in the hot seat.
00:24Would you like to ask me some questions, Greg?
00:26Okay.
00:27Olivia, do you think I hold Henry emotionally hostage?
00:30I mean, yeah.
00:31You call him wee-wee?
00:32Wee-wee?
00:33What is that?
00:33Like a joke about his wee-wee?
00:35Oh, nope.
00:36No jokes about Henry's little penis.
00:38I mean, not little.
00:39You probably have more up-to-date info on it.
00:42I haven't seen it for a while, so...
00:43Dad, please stop talking.
00:44All right.
00:47What do you think of Olivia?
00:49She's adorable, so smart.
00:53Good boy.
00:54He likes you.
00:55With one sniff, dogs can tell more about a person's character than a human could.
01:00You stepped inside with a fire...
01:02I don't know if you were weird, Greg, but when we first met, I didn't think you were good enough
01:05for my pancake.
01:06Yeah, I didn't notice.
01:08Olivia's a powerhouse.
01:09So, girl, if you talk...
01:10People underestimate me, but actually, I was an FBI hostage negotiator.
01:15Oh, badass.
01:16Here comes the airplane.
01:17I pull the strings of the hostage takers.
01:19Like strategic emotional puppetry.
01:21That's how I'm gonna freehand me from you, Greg.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:26What do we do?
01:31Oh, my God.
01:32You baby birdied Grandpa Jay.
01:36I'm gonna ask Olivia to marry me.
01:38What?
01:39Hey, you sure she's the one?
01:40Dad.
01:42Why?
01:43I'm a little worried about Henry.
01:45He's so innocent, and she's trained to manipulate people.
01:48I love the lengths that you go to for your mishpukah.
01:52Mishpukah.
01:52That means family in Yiddish.
01:54I know.
01:57I'm considering inviting Olivia into the circle of trust.
02:00Look at the guns on this guy.
02:01Well, thank you for noticing.
02:04You can't just waltz in there.
02:06I worked my ass off to get in there.
02:09Showed me an interesting weekend.
02:12Are you sure to the end?
02:14Let's do it.
02:15Oh, God, no brace, yeah.
02:18Got him going insane.
02:21Yeah!
02:29I thought this would be an opportunity to get to know me, to bond.
02:32How do you bond with an emotional puppeteer?
02:34I won't be your little Pinocchio, Geppetto.
02:36Evil Geppetto.
02:40I'm a real boy.
02:43What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
02:48I should not all love before you guys.
02:48What the hell?
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