00:00:00hello Milhouse can you keep a secret no oh well who cares Michael Jackson is
00:00:05coming to my house Michael Jackson Michael Jackson
00:00:10Michael Jackson and Bella wait a minute I got a call on the other line
00:00:16Michael Jackson Michael Jackson
00:00:19Michael Jackson
00:00:32this is Tracy Morgan I'm chillin with my man DJ
00:00:36Lieutenant Dan holla word is bond
00:00:39I say he said damn
00:00:41word is bond
00:00:43gon' take you right
00:00:45just throw your pain
00:00:48throw, throw it
00:00:50I'm killing you
00:00:53I'm killing you
00:00:56I'm killing you
00:00:58All I know I feel
00:01:00When I touch your mind
00:01:03Don't shoot
00:01:04you know
00:01:06you know
00:01:08you know me
00:01:09All right
00:01:15I'm killing you
00:01:18I'm killing you
00:01:20Destroy your stuff
00:01:23All day
00:01:25I'm telling you, just watch your mouth
00:01:30I know you're clean, what you're about
00:01:35When you say it's got to live, and you need to speak to
00:01:40But I bring your hands, ain't nothing
00:01:43Just wait till I get stupid
00:01:45Cause I'm bad, I'm bad, you're more
00:01:49You know I'm bad, I'm bad
00:01:53You know I'm bad, I'm bad, you're more
00:01:59You're a nerd, and I hold up my dance right now
00:02:03Just tell you what I say
00:02:05Big bad, big bad, big bad, big bad
00:02:07In your neighborhood, not
00:02:09I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad
00:02:11I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad
00:02:14I'm bad, I'm bad
00:02:15Don't put it down, you're doing wrong
00:02:20Go like you were, for two
00:02:24No lying eyes, go take a ride
00:02:30So listen, make you cry
00:02:35Your talk is cheap, you're not a man
00:02:40You're throwing stones out of your hands
00:02:45When they say the sky's the wind
00:02:48And you need to speak to them
00:02:50But I bring your hands, ain't nothing
00:02:53Just wait till I get stupid
00:02:55Cause I'm bad, I'm bad
00:02:58You're more
00:02:59You know I'm bad, I'm bad
00:03:03You know I'm bad
00:03:05You know I'm bad, I'm bad
00:03:08You know it's bad, I'm bad
00:03:11And I hold up my dance right now
00:03:13Just tell you what I say
00:03:16Big bad, big bad, big bad
00:03:27In your neighborhood, not
00:03:28This could be a big place
00:03:30If you don't like what I say
00:03:32Then won't you slap my face
00:03:35Because I'm bad
00:03:37I'm bad
00:03:38You're more
00:03:39You know I'm bad
00:03:41I'm bad
00:03:43You know it
00:03:44You know I'm bad
00:03:47I'm bad
00:03:48You know it
00:03:49You know
00:03:50And I hold up my dance right
00:03:53Can't tell you what I say
00:03:55You know I'm bad
00:03:57I'm bad
00:03:58You're more
00:03:59You know I'm bad
00:04:01I'm bad
00:04:03You know it
00:04:04You know it
00:04:05You know
00:04:06You know
00:04:07You know
00:04:09Come on
00:04:10And I hold up my dance right now
00:04:13To the time you're watching
00:04:14You know I'm bad
00:04:17I'm bad
00:04:18You know it
00:04:19You know I'm bad
00:04:22I'm bad
00:04:25You know it
00:04:27You know
00:04:27You know
00:04:29You know it
00:04:29Come on
00:04:30And I hold up my dance right
00:04:33To the time you're watching
00:04:34You know I'm bad
00:04:36I'm bad
00:04:38You know it
00:04:39You know I'm bad
00:04:41You know
00:04:42You know
00:04:44You know I'm bad
00:04:46I'm bad
00:04:48You know it
00:04:49I know
00:04:50And I hold up my dance right now
00:04:53And I hold up my dance right now
00:04:55Who's bad
00:04:56Who's bad
00:04:57Lieutenant Dan
00:04:58Chopped and screwed
00:04:59Uh huh
00:05:00Billy Jean Jean
00:05:02Billy
00:05:02Chopped and screwed
00:05:11Yo
00:05:12Lieutenant
00:05:13This the one right here
00:05:14I'm telling
00:05:15This the one right here
00:05:17I'm telling
00:05:18This the one right here
00:05:19Man
00:05:20Yo they 24
00:05:227
00:05:23But we're 25
00:05:248
00:05:25You hear me
00:05:26And yo
00:05:27Baby mama
00:05:28Why you do that
00:05:29Yeah
00:05:29Baby mama
00:05:30Why you do that
00:05:31Yeah
00:05:32Baby mama
00:05:33Why you do that
00:05:34Yeah
00:05:34Baby mama
00:05:35Why you do that
00:05:36Yeah
00:05:36You can't die
00:05:37You can't die
00:05:38I'm just even more like a billion queen
00:05:40From a movie scene
00:05:42I said don't mind
00:05:44But do you mean I am the one
00:05:48Do we dance
00:05:50On the floor
00:05:51In the round
00:05:52Round and round
00:05:53Round we go
00:05:54That I am the one
00:05:57Uh uh
00:05:58No
00:05:59Do we dance
00:06:00On the floor
00:06:01In the round
00:06:02Round and round
00:06:03Round we go
00:06:26People always told me
00:06:29Be careful what they do
00:06:31I don't go around
00:06:33I'm breaking young girls' hearts
00:06:35Uh uh
00:06:36And mother always told me
00:06:39Be careful who you love
00:06:41And be careful what they do
00:06:43Cause the love becomes the truth
00:06:46Yeah
00:06:46Yeah
00:06:47Yeah
00:06:47Yeah
00:06:47You can't feel again
00:06:49Like my love
00:06:51Uh
00:06:52She's a sick girl
00:06:54Who
00:06:54Blame that
00:06:55I am the one
00:06:57Uh
00:06:58But
00:06:59The kid is not my son
00:07:02Uh
00:07:03Woo
00:07:03She says I am the one
00:07:07Uh
00:07:08But
00:07:09The kid is not my son
00:07:12Baby mama
00:07:13Why you do that
00:07:14Yeah
00:07:14Baby mama
00:07:15Why you do that
00:07:16Yeah
00:07:16For forty days
00:07:19And for forty nights
00:07:20I was on the side
00:07:22Who can stand
00:07:24When she's in the man
00:07:26Her
00:07:26She's at the man
00:07:28At least
00:07:28I would dance
00:07:30On the floor
00:07:31In the round
00:07:34So take my stroke
00:07:37Don't get by
00:07:38Except
00:07:38Just remember
00:07:40You always think twice
00:07:43Yeah
00:07:43The mayor
00:07:44Bloomberg
00:07:45You don't think twice
00:07:46Uh
00:07:47Billy Jean Jean
00:07:48Billy Jean Jean
00:07:50Billy Jean Jean
00:07:51Billy
00:07:51I know she want my green
00:07:53Really
00:07:53Asking questions real silly
00:07:54What you gonna name the baby
00:07:56She said when we told
00:07:57If you get out the rubber
00:07:58Call him incredible hoe
00:07:59Take off the rubber
00:08:01Put it in the fatted snot
00:08:02Throw it in kamol
00:08:03After giving back shots
00:08:04All these chicks got tricks up they sleeve
00:08:07When they see the truck sitting on Christmas Eve
00:08:09Lord
00:08:10Told my baby
00:08:11We danced in three
00:08:13Yes, you looked at me
00:08:14Then showed a photo
00:08:16Of my baby
00:08:17Crying eyes
00:08:19Look like mine
00:08:21Go and dance
00:08:22On the floor
00:08:24In the round
00:08:25Round
00:08:26Round we go
00:08:29People always told me
00:08:31Be careful what you do
00:08:34Don't go around
00:08:35Breaking young girls' hearts
00:08:39But she came and stood right by me
00:08:41Cause I smell a sweet perfume
00:08:44This happened once soon
00:08:46She told me to her room
00:08:49Hey
00:08:49The Billy Jean
00:08:51Like my love
00:08:55She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one
00:09:01But the kid is not my son
00:09:05Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
00:09:35Baby mama, why you do that, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
00:09:51da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
00:09:52da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
00:09:53da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
00:09:53da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
00:09:53da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
00:09:53Lieutenant Dan Screwed Criminal, MJ, Chopped and Screwed, DJLieutenantDan.com
00:11:23Eddie, are you okay when you tell us that you're okay?
00:11:28There's a sign at the window that he's stuck to a gashindo.
00:11:32Eddie, he came out of your apartment and the blood stays on the carpet.
00:11:37Then you ran into the bedroom, you were stuck down, it was shot too.
00:11:42Eddie, are you okay?
00:11:44So, Eddie, are you okay?
00:11:46Are you okay?
00:11:47Eddie, Eddie, are you okay?
00:11:49So, Eddie, are you okay?
00:11:51Are you okay?
00:11:52Eddie, Eddie, are you okay?
00:11:54So, Eddie, are you okay?
00:11:56Are you okay?
00:11:57You've been hit by, you've been hit by, I knew it's coming up.
00:12:04You know, I was wondering, you know, if you could keep on because of course, you know, I was, you
00:12:16know, I was, you know, I was wondering, you know, if you could keep on because of course, it's got
00:12:28a lot of power and you feel like
00:12:33it makes me feel like
00:13:04it makes me feel like
00:13:07it makes me feel like
00:13:12it makes me feel like
00:13:51it makes me feel like
00:14:00it makes me feel like
00:14:01it makes me feel like
00:14:09it makes me feel like
00:14:17it makes me feel like
00:14:31it makes me feel like
00:14:41it makes me feel like
00:14:44it makes me feel like
00:14:45it makes me feel like
00:14:50it makes me feel like
00:14:55it makes me feel like
00:14:57it makes me feel like
00:14:58it makes me feel like
00:15:21I go on and on and on and
00:15:24Couple tickets to the crib, a messy bone
00:15:26I go on and on and on and
00:15:29Couple tickets to the crib, a messy bone
00:15:31I go on and on and on and
00:15:34Don't take them to the crib unless they boning
00:15:37Evening, call them on the phone and
00:15:39Plack them Chanel cologne and
00:15:41I stay dressed to impress
00:15:44Swat convicted in tricks
00:15:47Sex is all I expect
00:15:48Cause they watch TV in the Lexus
00:15:51They know, they know
00:15:52Quarter pounds broke
00:15:53Left the club tipsy, say no more
00:15:56Except how I'm getting home tomorrow
00:15:58Season drop you off when you see a T.O.
00:16:01Back of my mind, I hope she's swallowing
00:16:03Man, she's still the drink on my crib while I'm looking
00:16:06Reached the gate, honey just ate her
00:16:08But then she got to be towards my income
00:16:10This must mean she ain't trying to wake her
00:16:13Conversate, sex on the first date
00:16:15I stay, you know what you do to me
00:16:18She starts off what I don't usually
00:16:20Then I whip it out, rub her no doubt
00:16:23Step out, show me what you want about
00:16:25Fingers in your mouth, open up your black
00:16:27Pull your G-string down south
00:16:30Let back out, in the parking lot
00:16:32Buy a caratine and a green-shot pack
00:16:35And I don't stop, until I squirt
00:16:37Jeans skirt, but make it
00:16:39It all work
00:16:40Get out still means
00:16:45Ow, baby
00:16:49I don't think need
00:16:53Let the force us
00:16:55Let the force us
00:16:57Let it run
00:16:59With the fur Mesmer
00:17:01With the fur regions
00:17:01Don'tDC
00:17:03Did you get enough?
00:17:04Get off
00:17:04With the furises
00:17:06Don'tDC
00:17:07Don'tDC
00:24:34We're right back.
00:25:23We're right back.
00:26:13We're right back.
00:33:52We're right back.
00:36:38Okay.
00:37:08Yeah, yeah.
00:37:42We're right back.
00:37:46We're right back.
00:38:32Yeah, yeah.
00:38:53We're right back.
00:39:31We're right back.
00:40:00We're right back.
00:40:03We're right back.
00:40:07We're right back.
00:40:34We're right back.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:59Oh, okay.
00:41:13Oh, okay.
00:41:17Oh, okay.
00:41:49Look at that girl right.
00:41:50We're right back.
00:42:06We're right back.
00:42:11We're right back.
00:42:40We're right back.
00:43:07We're right back.
00:43:37Oh, okay.
00:43:38Oh, okay.
00:44:36Take it back.
00:44:38Oh, okay.
00:45:08Oh, okay.
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