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SEX EDUCATION BY MY BEST FRIEND
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00:00:20¿Puedo ver lo que se ve?
00:00:23Tal vez.
00:00:32¿Puedo ver el inglés?
00:00:33¿World me dijeron que es mi querido líder?
00:00:34You know who I really am.
00:00:36I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, ok guacamole wizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me a person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58Prat, my plate.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51Ruined!
00:01:59Hey, I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:21What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hours, player cop.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:46Eh.
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it.
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My last thought better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway,
00:03:46and every rumor in this school
00:03:48your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make her life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Calls fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Calls leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Call, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:22and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your call.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:31Hi, I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi, I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Good.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:50Uh, there you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:01Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:36you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, the balcony goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmonds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of your gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:08What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36No, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whatever ends up with her, I must have feel it in the eyes, yeah.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened, uh, I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying to have a Bible, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:46Come on.
00:09:52Come on.
00:10:18You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Hmm.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, I didn't know him.
00:10:54Well, the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58I mean, I have my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:11:01I don't know.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:33Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:20Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:23Oh, my God.
00:12:33What's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:52Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:56Stop.
00:12:58Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:59Trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:57Jen, no.
00:13:58Stop it!
00:14:00Oh my god!
00:14:10¿Estás bien?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:52Hey!
00:14:55Hey, where are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:01Hey!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No.
00:16:26I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:40That sounds amazing.
00:16:42When?
00:16:43Where?
00:16:44After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Hayley girl.
00:17:24He was not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Ew.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:09Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:24So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:39Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take out of your tone and record this.
00:20:11I love you.
00:20:12Go, go, go, go.
00:20:12Go, go, go!
00:20:13Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:20:14Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:20:15¿Dónde tu papá te dijo que no te metes con Haley?
00:20:18No te crees que hay una mierda, ¿sí?
00:20:20Si te diré tu mamá cómo mierda tú eres,
00:20:22te haré lo que te dice.
00:20:27Te voy a dejar Haley alone.
00:20:32Te voy a dejar Haley alone.
00:20:38¿Tienes?
00:20:38Sí.
00:20:41¿Qué estás mirando?
00:20:45¿Tienes?
00:20:46Vamos.
00:20:54Uh, gracias.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Nunca pensé que escuché eso.
00:21:02¿Por qué me sigues a seguir?
00:21:06Solo...
00:21:06Acabo de verte.
00:21:08¿Estás esperando alguien?
00:21:11Sí, mi hermano, en realidad.
00:21:16Bueno, él...
00:21:17Él me levantó, así...
00:21:19Tal vez no lo hiciste por la purpose.
00:21:22Tal vez no lo hiciste bien.
00:21:25¿Cole?
00:21:26¿Cole?
00:21:28¿Cole?
00:21:29¿Cole?
00:21:29¿Cole?
00:21:30¿Cole?
00:21:31¿Cole?
00:21:35¿Cole?
00:21:36¿Cole?
00:21:37¿Cole?
00:21:38¿Cole?
00:21:39¿Cole?
00:21:41¿Cole?
00:21:44¿Ah?
00:21:48¿Cole?
00:21:49¿Qué va a hacer?
00:21:56Ah.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand it though
00:22:05You don't understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:11I don't see
00:22:14Why you touch him like this
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:29No, my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36In the game
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:09I love my boyfriend
00:23:11And you will never understand that
00:23:13He's smart and he's kind
00:23:15And he loves me for who I am
00:23:19That is so much more important to me
00:23:20Than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41There's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51I got done getting waxed
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:07But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, no, you can't
00:24:29I look miserable now
00:24:31You need to see me in style
00:24:33Fine, if you say so
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04Oh, you
00:25:05Oh, me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more
00:25:28I'm a little bit curious about you, actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though
00:25:32Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business
00:25:38But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:58Uh, I do well
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01So you have a date
00:26:04Or shall I say a victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me?
00:26:06You're jealous?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:12You are so full of yourself
00:26:14You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:22Really?
00:26:23Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:25I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28Okay
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32Where we left off
00:26:34Don't worry
00:26:34Maybe trust me to do
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:38Yeah
00:26:49That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:57And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:11One day when you regret it
00:27:14You know
00:27:16We can do more if you want
00:27:31Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you, Zach
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know much I want you
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh my god
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Yeah
00:28:08Yeah, we're good
00:28:09I think so
00:28:10We're okay
00:28:11Nice
00:28:11Nice
00:28:12Nice
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait
00:28:22It's just hormones
00:28:24Jake
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:27Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait
00:28:29Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:06She was in a real car accident
00:29:08According to you, so is Guacamole wizard
00:29:10I'm not going to take this anymore
00:29:12Cole, wait
00:29:15Oh shit
00:29:16Oh shit
00:29:19What's up, Guz?
00:29:21Um, we were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:34They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro
00:30:00And knocked my ball away
00:30:08There it goes again
00:30:09Cole is jealous
00:30:10We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem
00:30:14We don't have a problem
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18And we don't have a problem
00:30:20Jake, it'll take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:45You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:00But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:04You've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:07About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sword room
00:31:14Maybe you've known Jake longer
00:31:16No, you don't
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:21You have no idea
00:31:28Oh my God
00:31:29Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute
00:32:04The accident
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks
00:32:06He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:08So, um
00:32:10What do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude
00:32:29Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:33Wow
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man
00:32:37Oh
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God
00:32:51Wow
00:32:51Wow
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait, I can't
00:33:00Colt, put me down
00:33:01Put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:19New couple alert
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I
00:33:24We're not that different
00:33:25And if you'd realize
00:33:27And give me a chance
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match
00:33:30Like
00:33:31Say if you asked me
00:33:32To prom
00:33:33I might say yes
00:33:36Jen
00:33:37You want to go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:42With me
00:33:43We're both hot
00:33:44And we're both rich
00:33:45And our dads have been in business
00:33:47Like forever
00:33:48So
00:33:49How romantic
00:33:50I think I'll pass
00:33:53You're going to regret this
00:33:55Cole Edmonds
00:34:00If I message
00:34:02Quarkamole Wizard
00:34:02I wonder if Jake's phone will thing
00:34:06What should we wear
00:34:08To prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List
00:34:19I'll talk to you later
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah
00:34:21I'll see you later
00:34:22Bye
00:34:23He's so different
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering
00:34:26From the accident?
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez
00:34:40God
00:34:46Here, I'll get it
00:34:47I know
00:34:52Oh
00:34:53You're scared of me
00:34:54Seeing all the girls
00:34:54In your phone?
00:34:55I don't care
00:34:56I do care
00:34:59Hayley, I
00:35:17I mean, he only knows
00:35:19You like mozzarella sticks
00:35:20Because of me
00:35:21He doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know
00:35:24I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something
00:35:26I've only ever talked
00:35:27Because
00:35:28I
00:35:28Pay attention to what you like
00:35:31I
00:35:32Noticed it at lunch
00:35:33The first day
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just
00:35:38Don't go
00:35:39I'm going to
00:35:54Mel
00:36:24Colt is talking to Hayley
00:36:52I hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:54But you're not asking me
00:36:54She's my prom date
00:36:55She's my prom date
00:37:00And she's a real tiger
00:37:01In the pet room
00:37:03Oh shit
00:37:05Oh shit
00:37:18Oh my god
00:37:22Stop guys
00:37:24Stop it
00:37:24Stop
00:37:25Stop
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:30Shit
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens
00:37:32I've got to save Cole
00:37:34I mean Jake
00:37:34I mean Jake
00:37:35I've got to save Jake
00:37:41Oh my god
00:37:42Principal Stevens
00:37:43I'm so sorry
00:37:45Hayley Rock
00:37:46That's detention
00:37:48After school
00:37:49Don't be late
00:38:06Cole
00:38:06What are you doing here?
00:38:08Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do
00:38:12After you
00:38:12Save my ass today
00:38:15The locker thing
00:38:16That was an accident
00:38:18Oh sure
00:38:20So uh
00:38:21You and
00:38:22You and Jake
00:38:23Huh?
00:38:25No
00:38:26He lied about that
00:38:27I don't know why though
00:38:29Good
00:38:31You know
00:38:32Father that asshole
00:38:33Every time he looks at you
00:38:34Makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:36Thinking about him
00:38:37Touching you
00:38:38Kissing you
00:38:40I could kill him
00:38:43Promise me
00:38:44You won't go to prom with it
00:38:48Okay fine
00:38:49I won't
00:38:52Because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:57Okay everyone
00:38:58Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:07Oh my god
00:39:09I am so fed up with this
00:39:27I'm so sorry
00:39:29I tripped
00:39:31No
00:39:31No no no no no
00:39:32Jet
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her
00:39:35Doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead
00:39:41They're both dead
00:39:42Oh
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:48Oh
00:39:49What are you
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:56Jen
00:39:57What's going on over there?
00:40:07Wait
00:40:09What's going on is Jen
00:40:10Is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:12This squirm is burning
00:40:13Mr. Edmonds
00:40:15Oh please
00:40:15It's baking soda and water
00:40:16You're fine
00:40:17Detention
00:40:18Today
00:40:19After school
00:40:20Shit
00:40:32Jake hey
00:40:34Oh uh
00:40:35Sorry
00:40:35Gotta get to student council
00:40:40Hey
00:40:40You didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah
00:40:48You don't know about the
00:40:50Come on
00:41:03Hey
00:41:04Um
00:41:04Ella
00:41:06It's Emma
00:41:08Yeah
00:41:08That's what I said
00:41:09Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:19Hey
00:41:20It's gonna be okay
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:24And it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26No
00:41:26It's not just the phone
00:41:28Or the laptop
00:41:28It means
00:41:29It means I can't
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online
00:41:37He's really important to me
00:41:42And I'm sure
00:41:44You're really important to him
00:41:54You know Cole
00:41:56If you look past
00:41:57All that hair gel
00:41:59And
00:41:59Big ol' ego
00:42:01And
00:42:01Rich kid for bravo
00:42:03Okay
00:42:03Okay
00:42:03I get it
00:42:07You're kind of sweet
00:42:13Hey
00:42:13Look at that
00:42:15Oh my god
00:42:16Thank you
00:42:19Oh my god
00:42:20You're a miracle worker
00:42:27What is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:31Shut up, Ella
00:42:33It's Emma
00:42:34Whatever
00:42:41Oh my god
00:42:49Oh
00:42:49Morning, Valley Whore
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:55What are you doing?
00:42:58Valley Whore?
00:42:59What are they talking about?
00:43:03What are you doing?
00:43:15Guacamole Wizard
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard
00:43:17When can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole Wizard
00:43:20I want you so badly
00:43:21I dream about you touching me
00:43:23Oh my god
00:43:24Someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26Touch me Guacamole Wizard
00:43:29Yeah
00:43:30Hey Valley Whore
00:43:31Show them what you really like
00:43:51Here you go
00:43:52Here you go
00:43:53Here, this is for you
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop
00:44:02Oh no, it wasn't me
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella
00:44:05But I definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:14Hey everyone
00:44:15I think Valley Whore is a catfish
00:44:19Because who in their right mind
00:44:20Would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it, stop, stop
00:44:51I thought I said the janitor's in time
00:44:57Jane
00:44:58Hey
00:45:00Now's the time
00:45:01Tell them
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're Guacamole Wizard
00:45:07Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:11Here you go
00:45:13Oh my god
00:45:14Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:17Oh, sweetie
00:45:19I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry
00:45:35It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal
00:45:44Oh
00:45:45Oh
00:45:48Oh
00:45:48Oh
00:45:49Oh
00:45:50Oh
00:45:50Alright, alright, alright
00:45:51Enough
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him
00:45:57Okay, well you both have detention, so
00:46:04Let me get this straight
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, dad
00:46:11It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets
00:46:13Jesus Christ
00:46:14How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:19You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care
00:46:23And
00:46:24I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom
00:46:28What?
00:46:29Not over my dead body
00:46:30Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother, right now
00:46:35No, no, please don't
00:46:37Please
00:46:37Then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:39Max's dad called
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:42You're gonna go
00:46:43And you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:45End of discussion
00:46:53Come on, you big coward
00:46:54Message him
00:46:56Just do it, just do it
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:08I could never think that
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:25I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there
00:47:41Okay
00:47:42You got this, Haley
00:47:44Just take a deep breath
00:47:45You got this
00:47:47You got this
00:47:49You got this
00:47:51You look beautiful
00:47:55Thank you, Mom
00:48:14Hey, Haley
00:48:15I'm glad you came, you look so pretty
00:48:18Hi
00:48:18Hey, Max
00:48:19Your house is gorgeous
00:48:21I mean
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood money
00:48:23You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now
00:48:25They don't care about shit
00:48:27Get drunk, girl
00:48:28Woo
00:48:31Yeah
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley Whore
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49Hey everyone, let's give it up for Valley Whore
00:48:51Valley Whore
00:48:56Jen
00:48:56Why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me
00:48:59Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:02Because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06Those are concerning
00:49:07Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:09Did you know that?
00:49:10Haley
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess
00:49:13Pervy princess
00:49:16Pervy princess
00:49:18Pervy princess
00:49:19Pervy princess
00:49:20Pervy princess
00:49:22Pervy princess
00:49:23Let's get perfect tonight
00:49:24Leave me alone
00:49:26Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:43Paul?
00:50:04We got an eight時間
00:50:04We got an eight-year-old
00:50:12The fire
00:50:12We all are lonely
00:50:13We'll be a woman
00:50:13If we can't wait
00:50:13We got to wait
00:50:13We got to wait
00:50:13We got to wait
00:50:14We got to wait
00:50:14We got to wait
00:50:16We got to wait
00:50:17We got to wait
00:50:20We got to wait
00:50:20¿Estás él?
00:50:24¿Quién está intentando encontrar tu chico, chico, chico, chico, chico?
00:50:27No, no es él.
00:50:30No, estamos a ir a la prom juntos.
00:50:31No, no.
00:50:32Sí, tú estás.
00:50:34No está bien.
00:50:35Tú puedes ser honestos de tus sentimientos.
00:50:37Así, tú, tú.
00:50:39Todo el tiempo.
00:50:43Oh, Dios mío.
00:50:44Estoy tan así.
00:50:46Espera, espera.
00:50:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:21¿Quién está?
00:51:23Just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:32Get in the car.
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Hayley.
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40I'm a striven.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:07Dad, stop.
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12No, Hayley.
00:52:13Come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:28I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Hayley.
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Hayley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:06Hi, Hayley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:10Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:16So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:18Good as new.
00:53:23Oh, wow.
00:53:25Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:32One down, one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:38Wanna go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:41Let's get these love birds together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:06Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:23We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:43Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:46Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:56You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05I'll tell her myself.
00:55:07Sneak me in your car.
00:55:14Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago.
00:55:47Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:50My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:55I got my inheritance.
00:55:57And I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:13Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:36Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:43I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:50But you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59Until you hoped.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I hoped it was you.
00:57:04You were always there for me.
00:57:09You're really fucking hot.
00:57:15Hey, uh, there are those things that we could do.
00:57:20There you go.
00:57:24Take my clothes off.
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:27Mm-hmm.
00:57:29I'm so beyond you.
00:57:32Just beyond me.
00:57:35I'm so beyond you.
00:57:38Oh, oh.
00:57:40Oh, oh.
00:57:42Just beyond me.
00:57:49Okay, so, what do you think?
00:57:5210 out of 10.
00:57:53Oh.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:55We'll do it again.
00:57:56Okay, sex for sex with me specifically.
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:01All right.
00:58:02All right, that's fair.
00:58:03I'll, uh, I'll take that as a win.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:15Mm, no, God, no.
00:58:16I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:21No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute, no more.
00:58:27Stop it.
00:58:30Um, same.
00:58:33Isn't Promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's Promenade.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:40But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:46Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:50Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:53Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:58Later.
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:23might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:28Of course I'd go to prom with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:38Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Cole, are you here?
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:47If you're cold, you are in big trouble.
01:00:05Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:30My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:36Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:40You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4320 more minutes.
01:00:44We're in.
01:00:46Deal.
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:53So, here we have a winner.
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:02Jen Longfellow.
01:01:05Thank you.
01:01:06Oh, my God.
01:01:08Thank you guys so much.
01:01:11Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:12But I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:23That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:26It was fun.
01:01:27It's great.
01:01:28Yeah.
01:01:32Hey, uh, most of the time that's up.
01:01:35No.
01:01:36But who cares?
01:01:39Hell yeah.
01:01:40Woo!
01:01:43Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:45Dang it.
01:01:46Language.
01:01:46I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:50Come on.
01:01:51Everyone say it with me.
01:01:53Pervy princess.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:02:00Wait.
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:12Hey, don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:14If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:18I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:20Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy.
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:34You little shit.
01:02:36You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:45But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:53You can't do that.
01:02:54I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:06There was no internship.
01:03:09You lied to me.
01:03:16Haley, catch.
01:03:22Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:29Yeah, no can do.
01:03:31All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:37humor.
01:03:37Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:49We are going home right now.
01:03:52You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:57You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:01Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:05And it's because of Haley.
01:04:07And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:10And best believe me, I can.
01:04:12I'll say this.
01:04:14It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:27I'm so proud of you.
01:04:30I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:34That was terrifying.
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:40I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:44Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:46Yeah, you do.
01:04:47Hey.
01:04:47Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
01:04:50Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
01:04:53Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
01:04:53Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
01:04:53Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
01:04:53Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
01:04:54Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
01:04:54Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
01:04:54Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
01:04:57Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
01:04:59Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
01:05:02Gracias.
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