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Full Episode of The Romantic Thesis of Us
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00:00:01Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:05Leo, right?
00:00:07Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:09Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:13Who wrote this? Psychology of Love.
00:00:16The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:19How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:21Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:24Create controlled chaos.
00:00:25He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:30Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:31I found something on her lizard.
00:00:34Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:38You're not really the type.
00:00:39I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:00:41We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:44Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:46What?
00:00:47Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:51See that?
00:00:52My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:54My friend.
00:00:55She lost this necklace.
00:00:56Trying to get it back to her.
00:00:58Do you want a divorce?
00:01:00Please!
00:01:00How would you do that?
00:01:03He's playing.
00:01:04Do you like me?
00:01:05Actually, I'm married.
00:01:07Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:10He's my husband.
00:01:14You're the real Mia.
00:01:17My Mia.
00:01:24As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:31And I'm gonna wow them all.
00:01:35Until...
00:01:35What is she wearing?
00:01:38Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:01:42I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:44This outfit is a choice.
00:01:47Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:50Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:01:54She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:56So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:02:01Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:02:07I thought this was Professor Brian's costume party.
00:02:10Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:14Sorry.
00:02:15Yours is fake.
00:02:17We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:21Let's post it entitled
00:02:23The Funny Girl Breakdown
00:02:25The Love Psychologist Exposed
00:02:43That's enough.
00:02:45What are you all doing here?
00:02:47Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:51Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:55I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:58Are you okay?
00:02:59I was seriously over the line.
00:03:02Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:03:05Screw them.
00:03:06I mean, you're amazing.
00:03:08They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:11Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:14Maybe your next paper should be titled
00:03:16How to Public Yourself Under Embarrass.
00:03:21Alright, Amy.
00:03:22Let's make this interesting.
00:03:25Ten seconds.
00:03:27And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:30Are you dreaming?
00:03:32You're crazy.
00:03:34If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:03:38And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis.
00:03:45And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:48Do.
00:03:58Leo.
00:03:59Right?
00:04:04It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:07Leo?
00:04:08And do you remember my name?
00:04:11It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:16I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:19Or is that just a theory?
00:04:32Wait.
00:04:36Your earring is caught on my coat.
00:04:55No.
00:04:59No.
00:05:02No.
00:05:09No.
00:05:10No.
00:05:10No.
00:05:10There's something in your eyes.
00:05:13Woah-oh-oh.
00:05:15Woah-oh-oh.
00:05:16I can't take no more lies.
00:05:20There's something in your eyes.
00:05:27I'm not everything you can about Mia. Oh, and call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:05:35You got it.
00:05:49You said 10 seconds. I counted six. I mean, that was insane. You had the whole room holding their breath.
00:05:56Even Leo.
00:05:57Step one to Mia's love theory. Create controlled chaos. And what was the result? Chemistry 1A. Dopamine activation.
00:06:09Hello?
00:06:14So she crashed an exclusive dinner, forged the invitation, put on a performance, and calls it research.
00:06:22I think there might be some misunderstanding. I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department. Perfect GPA,
00:06:29no disciplinary record.
00:06:33Lisa birthed Oregon? She's like her.
00:06:38How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:40Oh, all set. It's today.
00:06:46My husband wants to meet me today.
00:06:49Ugh. Seriously? That prick didn't even go to the wedding. You're gonna see him?
00:06:53Nope. Love is the last thing I need to be happy.
00:07:05Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:14I do.
00:07:20There, Mom. Now I am married to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away.
00:07:25I hope you're happy.
00:07:28My parents arranged the marriage before they died.
00:07:31I haven't even met the man.
00:07:34I need to get a divorce.
00:07:35Hey, Saab.
00:07:41Lily! Oh my gosh! Long time no see!
00:07:47What are our plans?
00:07:49I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband that I've never met.
00:07:54Hold on. Why me?
00:07:55Because you know me better than anyone.
00:08:00And you have a ton of experience handling jerks.
00:08:04Girl, you called me because of that.
00:08:06No, wait. Lily, Lily.
00:08:09Um...
00:08:14Say no more.
00:08:15When are we gonna do that?
00:08:18Well...
00:08:34Oh my god.
00:08:36Mia's husband is just my type.
00:08:41Are you Leo Bryan?
00:08:43Yes, please.
00:08:45Sit.
00:08:53I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married.
00:08:57I'll make it up to you.
00:08:59This marriage was our parents' idea.
00:09:01But I'll put you through college.
00:09:04You can divorce after you graduate.
00:09:07Actually, I...
00:09:08I know you have a lot of student debt.
00:09:12You're welcome to move in with me.
00:09:23Let me think about it.
00:09:25Let me know when you've thought it over.
00:09:32Oh, it's okay. I've got this.
00:09:39See you later.
00:09:41See you later.
00:09:58Oh my god, girl!
00:09:59Lily!
00:10:00Oh my gosh, tell me everything that happened.
00:10:02Your husband.
00:10:02Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth.
00:10:06I mean, he even tried to fill me up.
00:10:08You dodged a bullet though.
00:10:09Wait, Lily.
00:10:10I'm so sorry.
00:10:11Are you okay?
00:10:13Well...
00:10:14No problem because I just keep him right in the family's nose.
00:10:18So just forget if he ever existed, okay?
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:22Well, let me at least make you dinner.
00:10:26Please.
00:10:27It's the least I can do.
00:10:31Rejected.
00:10:32The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:10:38Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:40Find the perfect man.
00:10:42Bag the perfect man.
00:10:43And then get back to me.
00:10:44Good luck with it.
00:10:55Who is the perfect guy?
00:11:00What are you gonna do?
00:11:01Graduation's in three months.
00:11:03Yeah.
00:11:04And don't forget about your student loans, girl.
00:11:05I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast.
00:11:13Leo Bryan.
00:11:15He's a visiting professor here.
00:11:18Wow.
00:11:19Fate is working overtime with you two.
00:11:29Mr. Bryan, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:11:37Oh, oh, oh.
00:11:39Give it up on me.
00:11:41Back to her with Mia.
00:11:43It'll be a piece of cake.
00:11:45I'll just implement step two of Mia's drama.
00:11:49Men are visual creatures.
00:11:51We need to catch his eye first.
00:11:57Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project on companionship AI.
00:12:03This is mortifying.
00:12:05I thought he was the only one here.
00:12:07And I'm looking for an assistant.
00:12:24We are the obvious choice.
00:12:27Emmy and I are the perfect choice for this project.
00:12:30As you may know, Emmy's dad is the CEO...
00:12:33Stop! Connections won't get you anywhere with me. Go.
00:12:38I'm not repeating myself.
00:12:42He really is the perfect guy.
00:12:46You. Go.
00:12:50Me? Why?
00:12:51I don't want anybody working for me who is more concerned about clothes than research.
00:13:02Who wrote this? Psychology of Love.
00:13:06You're right.
00:13:12That's one of the best records in the red.
00:13:17Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:13:19The one and only.
00:13:21It says here you were born in Oregon.
00:13:23Sister city, to be exact.
00:13:26Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:28Absolutely. Positively. 100% no.
00:13:34Holy shit!
00:13:35He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone.
00:13:40Oh, he is so in love with me.
00:13:44Her name is identical to my wife's.
00:13:46And she's from the same city.
00:13:53You got the job. Everyone else can go.
00:13:57Sorry.
00:13:58Thank you, Professor Bryan.
00:14:03Just keep things professional.
00:14:05Or you're done.
00:14:07Just do your job.
00:14:12Step number three and Mia's guide to romance.
00:14:15Spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:14:24Just making sure my boss looks good.
00:14:27I wanna hold you under the red moon.
00:14:35Me?
00:14:37I'd be more worried about yourself.
00:14:40My grandma wouldn't wear that dress.
00:14:42Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way.
00:14:46Anson.
00:14:49Familiarize her with the projects over the next few days.
00:14:52Understood.
00:14:57Listen up, Lily.
00:14:59Rent's on me this month.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:15:05This is Leo Bryan.
00:15:08And I'm gonna be his research assistant.
00:15:11Um, Leo Bryan?
00:15:14Do you know he's your husband?
00:15:15Danny Pink?
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:17I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm gonna pass this semester.
00:15:21Girl, listen to me.
00:15:23I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:15:28Please, stay away from him.
00:15:50I have nowhere to go.
00:15:52You said you would take care of me.
00:15:58I have nowhere to go.
00:15:59Because we're married, right?
00:16:06Because we're married, right?
00:16:10So, where are we sleeping to?
00:16:16Just stay in your own lane.
00:16:18We can have the upstairs.
00:16:28This is all gonna be mine one day.
00:16:31Leo, you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not.
00:16:38Professor Bryan still hasn't asked you out.
00:16:41No.
00:16:43You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work.
00:16:48You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:16:49Guy's over.
00:16:50Not my roommate anymore.
00:16:52She just moved in with her new boyfriend.
00:16:55They're so jealous that you're like this, Professor Bryan.
00:17:00Listen, I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league.
00:17:06Bullshit.
00:17:07I am nice, I am hardworking, and I have my masters.
00:17:12What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:17:15I know, I am Professor Jackoff, and I am a total asshole.
00:17:20You're right.
00:17:21I never shut up, and I love to hear the sound of my own voice.
00:17:25He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met.
00:17:43Well, what a coincidence!
00:17:46If it isn't my favorite professor...
00:17:49I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:17:53I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:18:05A fancy date! It's happening!
00:18:08I mean, I can't believe it! Leo really asked you out!
00:18:11Finally!
00:18:12It's my turn!
00:18:18Mia, I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Bryan tomorrow.
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:25You don't have to worry about me.
00:18:28You're such a good friend.
00:18:31But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow!
00:18:35Go, girl!
00:18:42Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:18:44Leo is mine.
00:18:48Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:18:51A-B-S.
00:18:53Always be smiling!
00:19:06Hi.
00:19:08This is a very important meeting.
00:19:10I'll keep out the samples I mentioned in my notes.
00:19:13Peter?
00:19:13Leo!
00:19:17What the fuck?
00:19:23Come on, hurry up.
00:19:25His notes must have been in the invite.
00:19:27Where did it go?
00:19:28Mia, come on!
00:19:30Get your head in the gate.
00:19:43What's up, Brian?
00:19:44Good to see you.
00:19:44Long time no see.
00:19:45How have you been?
00:19:46Good.
00:19:47Should we have a ghost?
00:19:48We could.
00:19:49Oh.
00:19:50I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:53Mia, you want to show them?
00:19:55Yeah, samples.
00:20:06Sample?
00:20:07You must be starving.
00:20:14Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:20:16I shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach.
00:20:21Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no,
00:20:25so why don't you eat first and we'll talk later.
00:20:29Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:20:32Everyone is all about business.
00:20:34It's just a nice change of pace.
00:20:36Huh.
00:20:37Yeah, she's a great girl.
00:20:39One second.
00:20:41We should eat.
00:20:43Let's talk over there, shall we?
00:20:47Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:20:50I thought this was a date.
00:20:52A date?
00:20:54Really?
00:20:55You're into your professor?
00:21:03I...
00:21:04I...
00:21:04Don't misunderstand this.
00:21:06You're only here because Anne's busy.
00:21:10Of course.
00:21:12It's professional.
00:21:16Jetty's ready!
00:21:18Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:21:21Great.
00:21:22Lead the way.
00:21:27I just can't get to break, can I?
00:21:32Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:35Not good.
00:21:36I'm an idiot.
00:21:37I thought it was a date, and it's not, and I'm out on my ass.
00:21:40Fuck this!
00:21:47This day just keeps getting worse, and worse!
00:21:56Thinking how loud I'm thinking
00:21:58I don't even wanna play this game
00:22:04Well, I'll make it out
00:22:06Well, I'll make it out
00:22:11Leo?
00:22:13You came?
00:22:18Run and don't make us down
00:22:20I don't wanna be found
00:22:21Sweet man, don't hold me down
00:22:23Well, I'll make it out
00:22:25I couldn't leave you here alone.
00:22:31You are my assistant, after all.
00:22:35That is very nice of you.
00:22:38I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:22:40I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:22:42But you did well.
00:22:45You shouldn't push yourself.
00:22:47Here, take this.
00:23:04I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:23:06Don't worry about me.
00:23:07I got this.
00:23:15I need to trip you forever.
00:23:19Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:23:26It's okay, I can do it myself.
00:23:29You want something to drink?
00:23:31I'm good.
00:23:33What's wrong?
00:23:35I got it.
00:23:37Just an example
00:23:40That's how I let go of you
00:23:44Damn it.
00:23:50Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:54There is a lesson from your professor.
00:23:58Every conclusion
00:24:01Needs evidence
00:24:03To back it up.
00:24:09Would you like to find out?
00:24:21He is so sexy.
00:24:28I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:24:34how many girls have just melted looking in those eyes
00:24:40but i'm a professor
00:24:43i won't take advantage of you
00:24:46seems like a gentleman to me
00:24:48i've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:24:51and he hooks up with girls all night
00:24:53so why did lily say that
00:25:01miss rolls i've drafted your divorce papers
00:25:07thank you harvey
00:25:09mia is married
00:25:15thank you harvey
00:25:22was that your parents
00:25:23no actually my parents are dead
00:25:30i'm sorry
00:25:32i'll take you home
00:25:34you really don't have to do that
00:25:42thanks for the ride
00:25:44where were you we were waiting for you
00:25:46it's kind of a thing sorry
00:25:49it's okay we were just i was scared shitless okay
00:25:54i'm glad you're all right
00:25:57hey
00:25:57uh miss rose got home safe
00:26:00so i'm off to the bar
00:26:03oh uh there was some guy there
00:26:05though he was like pushing her around
00:26:07what who
00:26:10i couldn't get a good look at him
00:26:12oh but
00:26:13they went inside
00:26:15together
00:26:16now
00:26:16she is obviously after you
00:26:19so why don't you just fire her
00:26:21we need her expertise
00:26:23and as a professor i should keep an eye on her
00:26:26hmm
00:26:27yeah good excuse
00:26:30look into her supposed husband
00:26:49we haven't spent any time together
00:26:52could you please sleep with me tonight
00:26:57we're getting a divorce after you graduate
00:26:59so don't get any ideas
00:27:04i'll come back after you're dressed
00:27:12i won't let real man take him away from me
00:27:25wait so he carried you home
00:27:27he's totally in love with you
00:27:29advance congratulations on uh graduating early
00:27:33it's
00:27:38stay the fuck away from me
00:27:42we are never going to happen
00:27:46he's playing me like a damn puppet
00:27:49you know how men are they treat women like easy come easy go
00:27:55it's textbook matthew effect i showed my hand too soon
00:27:59don't give up that easy
00:28:00we still have plan b
00:28:03the cold shoulder
00:28:06maybe he's just stubborn
00:28:11take this
00:28:12it was developed by my department
00:28:14it can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves
00:28:18emma
00:28:19you are a genius
00:28:22leo bryan
00:28:24you ain't seen nothing yet
00:28:49eating alone professor bryan
00:28:51i usually lunch on my own but
00:28:53you're welcome to join me
00:28:55just sorry for the misunderstanding
00:28:57i just wanted to borrow this
00:29:00you're not really my type
00:29:17oh yeah nice work
00:29:19he's definitely jealous
00:29:36how can feelings just disappear like that
00:29:40enough
00:29:44how can me say i'm not her type
00:29:47it seems like you care about her more than you should
00:30:01i've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her
00:30:12i've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her
00:30:17she lives in a shady part of town
00:30:18girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:30:28professor bryan i need the afternoon off
00:30:31why
00:30:32well if you must know i have a date
00:30:37with who
00:30:38now that is really none of your business
00:30:41you can't i need you this afternoon
00:30:45miss assistant
00:30:47miss assistant
00:30:54and it's totally working
00:30:56he's taking your sheltering
00:30:58careful
00:31:02what are you talking to
00:31:03it's private
00:31:04what are you trying to spy on your assistant
00:31:08why don't you help me pick something out
00:31:09why don't you help me pick something out
00:31:12which one do you like
00:31:20try it on
00:31:22it's her birthday present
00:31:23How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:28Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:41Same name, hometown, and birthday?
00:31:45Way too many coincidences.
00:31:48Yeah.
00:31:53These are gorgeous.
00:31:58Are they really for me?
00:32:00I...
00:32:01Actually, they're...
00:32:02A gift for someone else.
00:32:07If I didn't know better, I think this Mia was my wife.
00:32:11Sorry.
00:32:14My mistake.
00:32:16Shit, is he interested in someone else?
00:32:19Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:32:35Mia.
00:32:36Hold on.
00:32:43You look beautiful in them.
00:32:45Now, why would you give me something so nice?
00:32:47If you don't look good, it makes me look like a bad boss.
00:32:52Here.
00:32:54Have this fitness bracelet as a gift.
00:33:04Hey, what's up?
00:33:06Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight.
00:33:12Who are you going out with?
00:33:17Who are you going out with?
00:33:18I am off the clock, boss.
00:33:21Don't worry about me.
00:33:24She lives in a shady part of town.
00:33:27Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:33:30You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:33:33It's dangerous.
00:33:34What?
00:33:35Do you like me or something?
00:33:38Just admit you're jealous.
00:33:41You're not going out to night.
00:33:44You're going back to the lab to run some tests.
00:33:49But I need ASAP.
00:33:51Okay.
00:34:09What is this?
00:34:14What is this?
00:34:16That is a luminol test.
00:34:20The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline.
00:34:23It makes this oxidization with the iron, which...
00:34:29Explain it like I'm fine.
00:34:31Take us, for example.
00:34:34We reacted before we even knew it.
00:34:36It kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:34:40It does.
00:34:48Your heart is racing.
00:34:50It must be broken.
00:34:55Midnight.
00:34:57Happy birthday.
00:35:00You've worked hard today.
00:35:02Make a wish.
00:35:04I haven't even begun to think about that.
00:35:08I have an idea.
00:35:29You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:35:35I know.
00:35:36I know.
00:35:38I know.
00:35:42Oh, my God.
00:35:43It's beautiful.
00:35:44I love the stars.
00:36:00I love the stars.
00:36:12You know, I haven't really gotten the chance to look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:36:18So, thank you, Professor Greta.
00:36:22It's my pleasure.
00:36:31It's my pleasure.
00:36:32Professor, I know Jimmy.
00:36:36Your truck.
00:36:39Step number five and Mia's coming to romance.
00:36:44Take risks.
00:36:46Mia's coming to romance.
00:37:08Why are you naked what happened last night are you afraid we forgot to cuddle
00:37:15come on dumbass remember
00:37:54oh god that was close why are you so relieved back up professor you getting cold feet
00:38:03remember it was you that kissed me the day we met total accident I swear my bad
00:38:14I'm gonna go shower
00:38:29this data is all over place
00:38:33maybe he does like me
00:38:44holy shit they slept together
00:38:51that bitch got her professor just graduated
00:39:01I need another favor can you take some divorce papers to my husband
00:39:06oh sure bestie let's meet at the bar
00:39:13utilizing the halo effect is step nine in Mia's guide to romance
00:39:18edward l thorndyke theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love
00:39:25no no I'm I'm not in love with him
00:39:31careful ma'am
00:39:34oh it's blinding
00:39:39um I have to go write some messes
00:39:47my old thesis is out the window
00:39:49science is a joke
00:39:55you got me there
00:39:57certainly no scientific explanation for that
00:40:00hello hello
00:40:05hello
00:40:06Lily oh my gosh how are you
00:40:09I'm feeling great
00:40:11my boyfriend is so obsessed with me
00:40:13he's showing me with cash
00:40:16so lucky
00:40:17yeah
00:40:17you must have really good taste
00:40:20see that
00:40:21wow
00:40:24that's beautiful
00:40:25he must love spending money on you
00:40:27yes he does
00:40:30oh I do have a favor to ask you
00:40:35would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband
00:40:39please
00:40:41please don't rush me
00:40:44actually is that it I have to go
00:40:46Lily what's gotten into you
00:40:48you've been acting different ever since you started dating that guy
00:40:52can I at least meet him or
00:40:55it's okay he's a very busy man
00:40:57I have to go
00:40:59uh
00:40:59hi
00:41:02you sure have some generous friends Mia
00:41:05what's that supposed to mean
00:41:06she saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep them
00:41:10and for free too
00:41:13I should give this back
00:41:18hey cutie you're here to pick me up
00:41:21I was on the way
00:41:26uh
00:41:27I feel sick
00:41:29what's wrong
00:41:30what's wrong
00:41:33uh
00:41:34can we go
00:41:42Mia
00:41:43Professor Bryan
00:41:44what are you doing here
00:41:45my friend
00:41:46when she lost this necklace
00:41:47trying to get it back to her
00:41:56I gotta find her
00:41:57sorry
00:42:11she had the necklace I gave you
00:42:13how do you know her
00:42:14I know her from high school
00:42:17we were both named Mia so we were obviously friends
00:42:21why were you hiding from her?
00:42:22ah
00:42:23she wants me to lend her some cash
00:42:26not interested
00:42:28yep
00:42:30she's the worst
00:42:31should stay away from her
00:42:34I know her
00:42:36what you're saying
00:42:37doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:42:41I guess I'll give it to her later
00:42:50Mia Rose
00:42:51I'm Grace
00:42:53your mother-in-law
00:43:01sweetheart
00:43:02I heard you want a divorce
00:43:05that's true but you don't have to worry about me
00:43:10sweetheart
00:43:12I heard you want a divorce
00:43:13you don't give this to you right?
00:43:15no actually that's my friend Lily's
00:43:18impossible
00:43:19I helped them pick it out
00:43:21I'm positive
00:43:21Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:43:24Mia
00:43:26I promised your mom
00:43:27I'd look after you
00:43:30please talk to my son
00:43:40look sticky
00:43:41how's your experiment coming along?
00:43:43um well if you look at the graph here you can see the time and location
00:43:46okay wait wait wait
00:43:46cut to the point okay?
00:43:47he kissed me and his heart rate reached 130
00:43:50130?
00:43:51mine would reach 130 too if I got 1 million in grunts
00:43:54what more do you want from me?
00:43:56how about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:43:59what?
00:43:59who's in love with Mia?
00:44:06she has a secret admirer
00:44:07I think we need to congratulate her
00:44:10really?
00:44:12who?
00:44:13I have no idea
00:44:16my office
00:44:17now
00:44:27am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:44:30running a launch for the new AI next week
00:44:32after that
00:44:34I'm leaving
00:44:36what?
00:44:36remember about your credits Mia
00:44:39you've been a great assistant
00:44:41is he really leaving?
00:44:44so
00:44:45he wants to make Leo admit that he loves you
00:44:48the old farts playing matchmaker
00:44:50but he's leaving so soon
00:44:52do you have enough time?
00:44:53never fear
00:44:55David is here
00:44:56careful
00:44:58quick
00:44:59quick
00:44:59what's step 6 to Mia's guide to love?
00:45:02make your target jealous?
00:45:04exactly
00:45:05we need
00:45:06the
00:45:08perfect
00:45:08rival
00:45:15you need
00:45:16the
00:45:16perfect rival
00:45:18for Leo
00:45:22the perfect rival
00:45:27we need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous
00:45:30what are you doing?
00:45:33you have
00:45:34got
00:45:34to be kidding me
00:45:36us
00:45:37influential authors of the center
00:45:38that's made me
00:45:40think
00:45:40like
00:45:41hey babe
00:45:44you up for lunch?
00:45:48Kat
00:45:49she's coming to the cafe with me
00:45:51I'm actually
00:45:52a little busy
00:45:54sounds fun
00:46:10dang
00:46:11Mia
00:46:11I can't get over just how gorgeous you are
00:46:15I feel the same way
00:46:18I just love how open and honest you are
00:46:23too slow
00:46:24time for the final blow
00:46:26you dare
00:46:33can't you see she's not into you?
00:46:36you wish dude
00:46:37I know the code to her apartment
00:46:39we're like
00:46:40close close
00:46:41is that so?
00:46:43yeah
00:46:44of course
00:46:49fine
00:46:51enjoy your dessert
00:46:53what just happened?
00:46:55did we screw up?
00:46:56don't worry about it
00:46:57we still have plan B
00:46:59David
00:47:00David was telling the truth
00:47:01but he was spotted at her house
00:47:03so is he her husband?
00:47:05no
00:47:05but the B.I. is still investigating
00:47:07go back to the office
00:47:09got it
00:47:13Professor Leo
00:47:14what a coincidence
00:47:16up for a match?
00:47:18David here has been boxing ever since he was a kid
00:47:21you're on
00:47:28...
00:47:46hey?
00:47:47guess
00:47:50someone nobody cares about you
00:47:53at all
00:47:57Don't worry, I'll be careful.
00:47:59Just rest it on here.
00:48:13He seems to have you all riled up.
00:48:16Well, you're my assistant.
00:48:19Why can't you just be honest?
00:48:24Oh! I'll get that.
00:48:31I finally took the leap, but...
00:48:36Could you get that? It might be important.
00:48:41Looks like it's your mom.
00:48:48Mom.
00:48:49Oh, hi. Your wife and I are meeting up tonight.
00:48:52I want you to come.
00:48:53You and Mia?
00:48:57You and Mia?
00:49:00I can't. I'm busy.
00:49:02All right. I'll see you there tonight, hon.
00:49:15Um, professor, I need the night off.
00:49:19Fine. I'll take you home.
00:49:24You live here, too?
00:49:25Yeah.
00:49:26This is the place.
00:49:28Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:49:31What?
00:49:35I've got the research results on David.
00:49:37He's actually...
00:49:41Who's David to?
00:49:43I've known him forever.
00:49:45It's always been really good to me.
00:49:48I've got somewhere to be.
00:49:51I've got somewhere to be.
00:49:53He seems upset.
00:49:56I know it seems like it's working.
00:50:03Mia.
00:50:05Hello, sweetheart.
00:50:07I'm great.
00:50:08I'm great.
00:50:09I'm sorry.
00:50:09Looks like Leo stood us up.
00:50:11It's okay.
00:50:12No worries.
00:50:13Good.
00:50:14Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:50:17You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:50:29I do.
00:50:33My son messed up because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:50:38I understand.
00:50:40Give him another chance.
00:50:42He's working at your school now.
00:50:45Maybe it's fate.
00:50:48Really?
00:50:53Professor, what are you doing here?
00:50:56Stay away from David.
00:50:58He's...
00:51:00Oh, my God.
00:51:02Oh, you are wasted.
00:51:04He's playing you.
00:51:06Yeah, I know.
00:51:07What?
00:51:08They're my friends.
00:51:09They always get drunk and stay at my place.
00:51:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:14There are ways you're forgetting.
00:51:15Really?
00:51:16No big deal.
00:51:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:20Please.
00:51:20Yeah, drink with me.
00:51:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:24Please.
00:51:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:51:26Whoa.
00:51:27Leo.
00:51:29What the hell is wrong with you?
00:51:31He is drunk.
00:51:32Why would you do that?
00:51:34Oh.
00:51:38I don't like when he takes advantage of you.
00:51:46I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:51:48Do you like me?
00:51:53Then start acting like my professor.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:52:01Why am I disappointed?
00:52:04I don't have feelings for him.
00:52:06Right?
00:52:10I've been waiting for you forever.
00:52:12Leo, I...
00:52:12Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today.
00:52:15I met your mom today.
00:52:18Um, sure.
00:52:20It's so bad that you couldn't come.
00:52:22We had a great conversation.
00:52:24She always wanted that ring.
00:52:27Um, what ring?
00:52:30The one she traded with your mom.
00:52:32Oh.
00:52:36Lily, what's wrong?
00:52:38Can I ask you something?
00:52:42Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:49Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:53Yeah.
00:52:54Could you please borrow this to me?
00:52:57Oh, Lily.
00:52:58You know I would do anything for you,
00:53:00but that's the last thing my mom gave me
00:53:03before she passed away, so...
00:53:06Fine, but at least can you drink with me?
00:53:11Okay.
00:53:12Cheers to me, single I guess.
00:53:15Cheers.
00:53:17Cheers.
00:53:46I'm so tired.
00:53:49I'm so tired.
00:53:49Okay.
00:54:06Professor Bryan.
00:54:08I need you to come to MIT tonight with me
00:54:10for a seminar.
00:54:12Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:54:15I have a life, too, you know?
00:54:18So stop meddling.
00:54:20I am so pissed off.
00:54:22He always gets me heated.
00:54:28Is that Emmett David in there?
00:54:46Hey!
00:54:48Fancy seeing you here!
00:54:49What is this?
00:54:50Time to fess up.
00:54:51This is too far.
00:54:53I told you he was playing you.
00:54:54There's your proof.
00:54:55No, just let Emerson understand
00:54:57and admit his feelings for you.
00:54:58This is our plan B.
00:54:59Let's continue the scene.
00:55:01Okay, actually, they are just...
00:55:03Oh, no!
00:55:04You caught us!
00:55:08I won't let them take you from me.
00:55:09And you know what?
00:55:10Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:55:14Oh, my God!
00:55:18God.
00:55:19I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:22And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:55:26Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:55:30Oh, God!
00:55:33Who said you can kiss me?
00:55:37Emma, wait!
00:55:42So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:47You were right.
00:55:50I have to be honest.
00:55:58I'm meaning to ask.
00:56:00What is this actually for?
00:56:03It detects your heart, right?
00:56:05So you giving it to me was intentional?
00:56:24Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:26No!
00:56:38Professor Bryant.
00:56:44Professor Bryant.
00:56:46Call me Leo.
00:56:48Leo?
00:56:49Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:51I think you crossed that line a long time ago.
00:56:56What do you mean by that?
00:56:58I can't take my eyes off you.
00:57:00I'm always worried about you.
00:57:03Why?
00:57:05I don't need your sympathy.
00:57:12Leo.
00:57:26What more do you want from me?
00:57:28How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:31Do you love me?
00:57:39I need some time.
00:57:42Okay, how's 24 days?
00:57:46That's oddly specific.
00:57:48I just can't wait.
00:57:51I need to take care of something first.
00:57:54What is it?
00:57:57Actually, I'm married.
00:58:06Actually, I'm married.
00:58:09It was something my parents arranged.
00:58:12I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:58:15I'm going to handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:18It's too late for that.
00:58:21Get out.
00:58:32If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:58:39Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:58:41This is my son.
00:58:42Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:44You look so familiar.
00:58:50I am on the wilderness safari.
00:58:53Leave a message if you need any.
00:59:04Do you want a divorce?
00:59:06I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:59:10Take this as an apology.
00:59:12Let's talk about this later.
00:59:14I don't feel very good.
00:59:17Can we stay like this?
00:59:23It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:59:34I've already made up my mind.
00:59:37I'm not moving out.
00:59:39Then I'm leaving.
00:59:52It's her.
00:59:55Again.
00:59:59What do you want from me?
01:00:01Well, we both hate Mia, right?
01:00:04Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
01:00:09Not to mention, she's a homewrecker.
01:00:12Such a bitch.
01:00:14What do you think about revenge?
01:00:16Let's take her down.
01:00:18What's the plan?
01:00:35Here are the plans for the press conference.
01:00:45Professor, what's your wife like?
01:00:49She means nothing to me.
01:00:51Then why did you marry her?
01:00:54Mia.
01:00:55I'm sorry, I...
01:00:57If I crush this press conference,
01:00:59then can you promise me something?
01:01:03What?
01:01:04Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:01:14You really want to meet her?
01:01:17This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:01:26All right, Ross.
01:01:31Whoa, he really does look like Liam.
01:01:33What are they, twins or something?
01:01:36Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:39No.
01:01:41She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:45Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:49I wouldn't put it past her.
01:01:51There's no way.
01:01:52We've been best friends for forever.
01:01:55Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:01:59I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:02:03Oh, my God.
01:02:05What's wrong?
01:02:07Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:02:10Shit.
01:02:11No one's going to believe her.
01:02:13What are we going to do?
01:02:20Those people are so crazy.
01:02:23Talking about you are disgusting.
01:02:26You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:02:28Thanks.
01:02:29It's like every time I open my phone.
01:02:32Oh, wait.
01:02:35Take this.
01:02:38This guy helps me a lot.
01:02:40He helped me to delay the application once.
01:02:43He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:02:49Are you sure?
01:02:50Absolutely.
01:02:51Just tell him we'll send you.
01:02:53And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:02:57Okay.
01:03:00Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Brian.
01:03:06Yeah.
01:03:29I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:03:32Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors, too?
01:03:35Um, yeah, for sure.
01:03:40It's amazing.
01:03:41You're amazing.
01:03:42People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:45You know, I can even make every man forget you've never existed.
01:04:00Wait.
01:04:02Picture Monroe.
01:04:13Come with me now.
01:04:19What are you doing?
01:04:21What are you?
01:04:22Stop.
01:04:22Somebody help me.
01:04:24Stop it.
01:04:29Somebody help me.
01:04:40I'll take care of you, all right?
01:04:43And police are on the way.
01:04:47Come on, get the hell out of here.
01:04:49Come on.
01:04:49It's okay.
01:04:51We're safe now.
01:04:54We're safe now.
01:04:57I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:01Thank you for saving me.
01:05:04I'm still so scared even now.
01:05:07I was afraid I might lose you.
01:05:12You should get some rest.
01:05:33Follow you right wherever you go, whatever you do.
01:05:42No kissing.
01:05:44Not yet.
01:05:46Why?
01:05:49You have a wife.
01:05:50Hello?
01:05:53In the middle of the night, no matter what dream I was.
01:06:04See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Bryant.
01:06:09In the middle of the night, follow you right.
01:06:18Humans crave intimacy.
01:06:20Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:06:24The Bryant Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companion ship.
01:06:36I can't believe I did it.
01:06:39You did a great job.
01:06:41I'll keep my promise.
01:06:42Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryant, CEO of Bryant Group.
01:06:51And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:06:55I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:58The Bryant Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:07:02And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:07:08Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
01:07:14He's my...
01:07:18He's my husband.
01:07:27Hello, everyone.
01:07:33Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:07:39What are you doing?
01:07:40How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:44Let's go this way.
01:07:45Let me go.
01:07:46Leo, I love you.
01:07:49Let me go.
01:07:51Leo, baby, I love you.
01:07:53Why are you doing this to me?
01:07:57Let me go.
01:07:58Let me go.
01:08:06I mean, what happened?
01:08:07We just saw Mia running out.
01:08:10Where'd she go?
01:08:25You're useless as ever.
01:08:29Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:32Really?
01:08:34Actually, I should thank you because Mia and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him.
01:08:44What?
01:08:45Well, you know him.
01:08:48He's icy.
01:08:50But not with me, of course.
01:08:53You are ruining everything.
01:08:58Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:09:00He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:09:03But he said he would get rid of you.
01:09:06I know, Leon.
01:09:08He would never do that to me.
01:09:10Oh, yeah?
01:09:13Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:24Mia!
01:09:30Mia!
01:09:35Where the hell is Mia?
01:09:38I know where she is.
01:09:43Where?
01:09:44Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:55She's there.
01:10:03You did that on purpose.
01:10:05Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:12Mia!
01:10:13Mia!
01:10:19The final step in Mia's Guide to Romance.
01:10:23An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:29Mia, I'm sorry.
01:10:30I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:34Nothing happened.
01:10:36Please, believe me.
01:10:38Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:41I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:45I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:48I'm sorry.
01:10:49I started all of this.
01:10:51You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:53Just please let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:57Mia?
01:11:05Guess what?
01:11:06I have a bunny to open.
01:11:09I have a bunny to open.
01:11:21Mia, I...
01:11:22Mia, I...
01:11:23Professor Bryan?
01:11:24I need to come clean.
01:11:27This has been an experiment all along.
01:11:30An experiment?
01:11:31I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:11:36Mia, what are you talking about?
01:11:38I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:11:41This fitness tracker?
01:11:43I've been using it to collect data.
01:11:46I never really loved you.
01:11:48So now we're even.
01:11:51I don't believe you.
01:11:54The experiment is over.
01:11:57We're over.
01:12:03You're quitting your experiment?
01:12:05Why?
01:12:06I just can't do it.
01:12:08Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:12:11Graduate late.
01:12:12That's not like you.
01:12:15Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:30Wait.
01:12:33Are you crying?
01:12:35What's wrong?
01:12:39Mia, I don't have much time.
01:12:40I'm going away on a business trip.
01:12:42Safe travels.
01:12:43Please.
01:12:44I want to tell you something.
01:12:45Just listen to me.
01:12:48I...
01:12:50What's that?
01:12:52I know you have a wife.
01:12:53And I know she's pregnant.
01:12:55Take care.
01:12:56I got a dark side.
01:12:58They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:13:05I try to act like I got it all under control, but it's a mess.
01:13:11You look like a mess, man.
01:13:14Thanks.
01:13:15Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:13:19Because she used to be my friend.
01:13:22And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:13:27How do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:30It doesn't matter, okay?
01:13:32Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:13:36Stop moping around.
01:13:39Yeah.
01:13:40You know what?
01:13:41Get your ass up.
01:13:41We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:13:44Oh.
01:13:46All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:13:51Think we're falling hard, and I blame gravity.
01:13:55Now it's morning.
01:13:55Can't catch your breath.
01:13:57Hold your breath.
01:14:00Hold your breath.
01:14:00Hold your breath.
01:14:02Hold your breath.
01:14:02Hold your breath.
01:14:06Hold your breath.
01:14:07Hold your breath.
01:14:09Hold your breath.
01:14:14Not the halo effect again?
01:14:19Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:14:24I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight.
01:14:28I heard he's a starry knight.
01:14:30That's a stupid name.
01:14:32Come on.
01:14:33The starry knight follows a school tradition.
01:14:36Every year, the student council picks three knights,
01:14:38and at the end of the ball,
01:14:40we get to bid for it to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:14:43It's fun, isn't it?
01:14:45It's today.
01:14:45You should place a bid.
01:14:47Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:14:49Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:14:51I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:14:53I came here for the student lineup photos so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:14:59Come on, Mia.
01:15:00Come on, Mia.
01:15:00It's been a whole week.
01:15:01I'm never going to wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in the corner like some paint on
01:15:05the wall.
01:15:06Are you really okay with this?
01:15:09Look at him, standing there like nothing ever happens.
01:15:13I'm sucking up all that attention from those love-struck girls.
01:15:17Even if you are moving on, you should at least tell him to his face.
01:15:21Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:15:23Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:15:24Don't you have the touch to place a bit?
01:15:31Hey, everybody.
01:15:33Welcome to the Starry Night Party.
01:15:35First up, please welcome our knights of the Starry Night.
01:15:40First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:15:51Five hundred.
01:15:53Six hundred!
01:15:58Eight hundred!
01:16:00One thousand!
01:16:02One thousand five hundred!
01:16:05One thousand five hundred!
01:16:06One thousand five hundred!
01:16:06Look, you're about to get what they want.
01:16:08Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:16:10Do you want to know what he has to say?
01:16:12Two thousand!
01:16:14Two thousand here!
01:16:15Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Mia is such a fool.
01:16:19Number of!
01:16:26Three thousand dollars!
01:16:31Three thousand coin once.
01:16:34Three thousand coin twice.
01:16:37And...
01:16:38No!
01:17:05That's right.
01:17:07You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:17:10You paid for me.
01:17:13Just give me an end to this now?
01:17:16Don't be so hasty, Doctor.
01:17:19What's that supposed to happen?
01:17:25You're the real Mia.
01:17:28My Mia.
01:17:31Although I have to admit,
01:17:33getting someone to pretend to be you
01:17:35is creative.
01:17:38Lily isn't pregnant.
01:17:41Anson checked.
01:17:43The tests were fake.
01:17:47What?
01:17:50Shall we get out of here?
01:17:52Mrs. Bryant.
01:18:02Are you in a rush or something?
01:18:05I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:18:08We can't turn back the clock.
01:18:11So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:18:14To face this wild world.
01:18:19So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:26Let me run some calculations.
01:18:33And then?
01:18:34You have to say the magic words.
01:18:39I.
01:18:39Love.
01:18:41You.
01:18:42Nothing can stop you.
01:18:45Nothing can stop you.
01:18:46No, nothing can stop you.
01:18:49Follow your heart and we'll stay alone.
01:18:59Go.
01:19:00Get out.
01:19:01You can't do this to me.
01:19:03You're just a maid.
01:19:05I'm gonna say this to Leo.
01:19:07I'm not a maid.
01:19:08I am his mother.
01:19:09There he is.
01:19:12Go ahead.
01:19:13Tell him.
01:19:15Leo!
01:19:17Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:25Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:28Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:31Mia, I'm so sorry I missed.
01:19:33Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:36Don't touch me.
01:19:39Mia!
01:19:44If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:19:49Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:52What was that?
01:19:58So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:20:00Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:20:06Congratulations, baby.
01:20:09Looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:11I am not done researching.
01:20:14How much I love you.
01:20:20Hey!
01:20:22You still want something?
01:20:24What?
01:20:24Come closer.
01:20:26Closer.
01:20:31There.
01:20:32There.
01:20:33Now Raven.
01:20:34Emma!
01:20:36Wait!
01:20:46Leo?
01:20:48Are you here?
01:21:09You're just in time.
01:21:11Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:21:14I'll never be alone again.
01:21:26Miros.
01:21:27Will he be my wife?
01:21:30Again.
01:21:36Miros.
01:21:38Will he be my wife?
01:21:41again
01:21:42of course
01:21:59by the way
01:22:00I saw your little
01:22:03whiteboard experiment
01:22:04the first time I came here
01:22:06what?
01:22:08I'm just glad I was here
01:22:09going to take
01:22:10looks like you've been
01:22:11standing up on me's
01:22:12guide to romance
01:22:13I've done some research
01:22:15of my own
01:22:18can we talk about
01:22:19anything else?
01:22:21no
01:22:22your professor has some
01:22:24academic theories he'd
01:22:26like to discuss with you
01:22:29for example
01:22:32where he should begin
01:22:33kissing you
01:22:34here
01:22:39here
01:22:45here
01:22:46here
01:22:49it's all that I want
01:22:51all that I'm asking
01:22:53here
01:22:58love
01:22:59love
01:23:00love
01:23:01me
01:23:01right
01:23:01professor Bryant
01:23:02I think we should
01:23:04continue this conversation
01:23:05elsewhere
01:23:06love
01:23:07love
01:23:08love
01:23:09me
01:23:09as I am
01:23:12as I am
01:23:13as I am
01:23:14as I am
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