00:00Paris is supposed to be the city of love. The city kills love, yes!
00:02I've never seen such bitter people in my life!
00:05Hello Sir !
00:06I originally expected to see people with a breeches and a baguette in their hands
00:09And I find myself surrounded by rats and pickpockets.
00:11Ah, that's normal!
00:12And even if you dare to complain about being robbed, we'll tell you
00:15Well, you should have kept a closer eye on your things, huh!
00:16Besides, dude, it takes 5 hours to even hope to go up the Eiffel Tower
00:19While 80% of French people have never been on a plane
00:21For me, initially, the photos on the internet sold me a dream.
00:23Why, ultimately, are there protections and construction work everywhere?
00:25In reality, we can't criticize you.
00:26Our monument is a guy peeing!
00:28And when it comes to work, we're much more of a pain than you!
00:29Just think, our courthouse has been under construction for 40 years!
00:32And it's not predetermined!
00:33So, it's one all!
00:34And Parisians, why are you always in such a hurry?
00:36So you're always late?
00:38Well, because sometimes I ask you why you're in such a hurry.
00:40And even you don't know!
00:41And over €2 for the RER per journey!
00:44Since when is it more cost-effective to take an electric bike than public transport?
00:47No, wait, let me correct that!
00:47Since when is it more profitable to commit fraud than to be a good citizen?
00:50You know there's a real study on this!
00:51The percentage chance of getting caught is more profitable than being a good citizen!
00:54Actually, I like you French people!
00:55More than 70%, or rather 70%, of my subscribers are French!
00:59So I'm going to see for you, in 24 hours, how many people recognize me in the street!
01:02For now, nobody! Nada!
01:03I'm a piece of shit!
01:04It's still beautiful, isn't it!
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