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00:00:09buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before i lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick i'm not thinking about dick okay i'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr big dick okay oh fuck it's luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:36okay don't think about dick especially not luke's dick especially not about luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frapp with non-fat milk right
00:00:47you're perfect thank you right isn't sophie just perfect mike i'm sorry i didn't know you're
00:00:54coming i would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no i'm here to see
00:00:59my girl
00:01:12my coffee right right sorry
00:01:26oh my god mikey don't laugh you're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:33i'm sorry no baby you look great my bad my bad my bad
00:01:45come here don't worry about that i do it all the time
00:01:50let me remake your coffee
00:01:58right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:05oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:02:10as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone
00:02:17as cute as sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:24or having sex
00:02:27oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:37so uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful mikey i think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:51brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic
00:02:54what i literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:03:00gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're
00:03:03on the medication oh my god what it was just chlamydia
00:03:10i will fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:32i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:35he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:52pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:57a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:09good morning miss tisdale
00:04:16it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:37don't worry i'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time
00:04:40right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller
00:04:46nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me i mean the coffee shop grind
00:04:53me
00:04:55oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:02yes that asshole yes i cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want
00:05:09to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right i mean i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with
00:05:12that guy i will use a condom i'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good
00:05:20for you
00:05:20dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr miller i'd also recommend you don't
00:05:27do
00:05:27anything that you're not ready to do i'm ready i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's
00:05:34kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what i'm sorry
00:05:38that i
00:05:39overstepped boundaries there uh let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:46breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable i can always get a different doctor no it's i like
00:05:52it it's fine uh it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:04it's okay
00:06:08it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my hands cold no they're perfect
00:06:15it stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:24there are no abnormalities
00:06:29thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:41okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:49so i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:56i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:07i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your service i need you to relax for me
00:07:18so do you like younger women
00:07:22i mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:25no my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually so my great
00:07:33grandfather's honor i donated a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's
00:07:39a creep amazing last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs right
00:07:48relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:00i think i just had an orgasm i think i just had an orgasm did he
00:08:06all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good no hard memoralities all right be right back
00:08:23is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:27i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:35all right all right so here's your break
00:08:42should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:47she's my patient
00:08:54mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:02speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:11i don't know if you want to talk to him by the doctor who buys coffee from you
00:09:16the luke sophie you're a freak so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:24shut up everybody
00:09:25shit he's so sexy maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:31don't worry okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay sophie
00:09:36come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:39i hope mike's worth it sophie
00:09:49why do i even care
00:09:55yo you ready to fork over a grant tonight is that sophie's boyfriend
00:10:03you're not winning any bet tonight buddy you're dating a nun she's never gonna let you smash i'm
00:10:09calling it dude she's low-key a slut i just can't prove it you will soon
00:10:18you're gonna film her dude you're sick what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:28a little bit of this and she's gonna go feral
00:10:35yo that 1500 is mine just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:42don't get involved luke you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:48hey you need to pay
00:10:53fuck my eyes what the
00:10:55fuck where's your friend live before i call the cops
00:11:01kaylee avenue apartment 2. i need to get to sophie
00:11:11the lady
00:11:29nervous
00:11:32why do i feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than i did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:41nervous
00:11:43i'm a little nervous
00:11:44hey don't be you know my cherries i popped
00:11:53wait what
00:11:55i'm sorry i forgot to start my birth control
00:11:57we have to wait i'm sorry mike i can't do this
00:12:03are you kidding me
00:12:05i'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:08mike why would you say something like that i'm going home
00:12:19the hell you are not until i get something no no
00:12:30stop stop stop
00:12:33hey
00:12:40who the fuck invited you
00:12:45dr miller
00:12:46hey sophie hey
00:12:49hey steven
00:12:52hey sophie hey
00:12:54hey can you hear me did you take something
00:12:57what's up grandpa who the fuck invited
00:13:03listen up dumbass making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you
00:13:07i go to an ivy league asshole if you want her you can have her i got plenty of
00:13:11pussy to choose from
00:13:13what what's so funny you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:16says who you ever study in miller hall yeah
00:13:21dr luke miller my family's the biggest donor to the university since
00:13:26ever that means i got the dean on speed dial
00:13:30dad you just pissed your future away brother wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no no and you
00:13:37can let your buddy jake know too no no no please can we talk about this it was just a
00:13:41joke oh you
00:14:05she's either really wasted or drugged either way it's not good
00:14:15you stole me from my date who gives you the right you
00:14:19asshole
00:14:24i'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:28stop talking to me like you're my dad i don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:39how much did you have to drink i can drink however much i want and sleep with whomever
00:14:45i want to sleep with just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what
00:14:49to do dr miller don't call me dr miller tell me this why did you prescribe me birth control if
00:14:54you're not even going to let me use it
00:14:59i was at the bar all right and i saw your boyfriend placing a 1500 bet that he could
00:15:06take your virginity and record it
00:15:13wow
00:15:16i'm an idiot
00:15:18no you're not an idiot
00:15:22first i can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where i'm
00:15:27orgasming during the exam and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough i was going to
00:15:33lose
00:15:33my virginity to a complete asshole i waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:41sorry so
00:15:48so if you want my virginity week
00:15:58you can have it
00:16:06someone clearly wants me are you
00:16:11hard right now
00:16:17that's so wrong
00:16:18you're drunk i'm taking you home
00:16:23what are you doing you're drunk i'm taking you home
00:16:25what no i i can't go home my roommate's there i told her i was gonna be at mike's she's
00:16:31probably
00:16:31having sex because she's fuckable unlike me
00:16:40we're here
00:16:41here where is here
00:16:43my place
00:16:45you can stay here for the night wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone
00:16:49if you're comfortable
00:16:50i want to
00:16:52i mean i'm cool i'm cool with that
00:16:56but is your girlfriend going to be cool with that smooth sophie
00:17:02who says i have a girlfriend
00:17:26you're in dr miller's room the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:43how do you afford to live here alone it's huge
00:17:47all like tight spaces
00:17:50not all tight spaces
00:17:52is he a tease or do i just need to bleach my mind
00:17:56come on let's get you cleaned up you'll feel better afterwards
00:17:59thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:05sorry i don't think i can unclasp my bra
00:18:09i'm happy
00:18:43you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:50i just don't want to be disrespectful
00:18:54you know i don't want you thinking i lure my patients home all the time
00:18:57wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:04and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr miller no mrs do
00:19:12then why me i'm nothing special
00:19:15you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:19you're kind to people
00:19:20you're beautiful
00:19:35who is that
00:19:37ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um
00:19:41you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:48luke are you home
00:19:54lukey
00:19:56come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:09don't say a word
00:20:10there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:17are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:22she's a dean's daughter
00:20:24we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them kicked out of school
00:20:27then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:34what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping why don't i join you
00:20:47i can think of a million things i'd rather do like what baby like the thing that i do with
00:20:52the ice
00:20:52cubes ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops
00:20:58do you not remember i have restraining order against you your father begged me to not go
00:21:01through with it come on lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:11i have someone new in my life
00:21:15someone new who the is she i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:22and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops and i'm gonna call the dean and i'm gonna let
00:21:26them
00:21:26know that a psychotic daughter stole my pager do you know how dangerous that is no you can't one
00:21:34two
00:21:35two fine fine i'm leaving
00:21:40your loss
00:22:08oh my god
00:22:12what's with the ice cubes
00:22:17i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:23you won't move on from me lucas
00:22:28you'll come back to me after i take care of that little distraction
00:22:46my virginity
00:22:50yep still intact
00:22:54fuck my life language miss tisdale
00:22:58jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:02i'm here to tend to your massive hangover whatever else your
00:23:05asshole ex gave you last night what would you have me do
00:23:09don't say it don't say it don't say it you could join me
00:23:17sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:27luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to
00:23:32fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:51i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:55but
00:23:57but a lot of things sophie you're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic
00:24:03i'm graduating this year second
00:24:09you're a virgin
00:24:12ouch i'm asking you to change that
00:24:24you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:28but you're asking me to fuck you
00:24:33i don't make love i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards all right sweetheart
00:24:39i'm not that guy
00:24:45well maybe i don't need you to call me luke i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:52unless you're just not interested
00:24:54i saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:02someone's jealous
00:25:05sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to
00:25:09have you make me a cup of coffee because it's cheap
00:25:24because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:29coffee
00:25:31you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:36so do it i'm ready i promise
00:25:44ready
00:25:50what's that as your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:25:59sorry so are you kidding me
00:26:09can i uh can i get a
00:26:11continue you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and
00:26:17you're
00:26:18still a virgin yeah i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:28can you wait oh my god sophie no 36 year old man i looked as a trip by the way
00:26:34is passing up a hot
00:26:36virgin co-ed like you he respects you dummy or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble i mean he's
00:26:42clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all the things i'm not you have a brand new shiny tight
00:26:50pussy a cadillac pussy and luke's gonna be back for a test drive watch
00:26:58hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink no can you just order
00:27:16i thought that you were dr miller's intern but a janitor makes a lot more sense
00:27:24luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:29what do you want i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:36i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:41luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:45oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child
00:27:53can you believe it sophie's evil first mike now someone's boyfriend a slut
00:28:01pregnant with luke's did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich
00:28:08would settle for some broke loser barista sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:19sophie you can have him you didn't have to hurt my baby i didn't do this i swear i would
00:28:25never
00:28:26what's going on your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman no i didn't i've never spoken
00:28:31to this woman before today hey that's the dean's daughter sophie i'm calling the police no i would
00:28:39never do this please she's just assaulted a pregnant woman we need a medic too i'm a doctor
00:28:50i'm a doctor
00:29:11um no no no no i'm i'm fine i'll just be going
00:29:19we can't let you leave without a medical clearance never seen him look so angry yeah it'll be no
00:29:25trouble at all
00:29:30your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:33it was for a friend you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:38let me go i don't want to press charges just a moment
00:29:53oh my god you're crazy you're actually crazy luke please i can explain she's not right for you
00:30:04breaking into my house stealing my pager that's normal for eugene i get it but i draw the line
00:30:10when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:17officer i want her involuntarily committed she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:23i'll sign the warrant myself stop luke this isn't you you are just being taken advantage of she's
00:30:31nothing a cheap broke campus whore you're better than this luke officer take her away
00:30:43let's go
00:30:45you bitch don't deserve him let's go
00:30:50i knew she was psycho you couldn't even hurt flay even if someone paid you to thanks ev
00:30:57sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours take the day
00:31:11someone's waiting for their new test drive cadillac pussy
00:31:24you came just to save me of course i did
00:31:34i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was gonna come after you so i didn't
00:31:40stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:45i don't know if i'd buy that luke sophie i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:49sophie i rushed out of surgery for you i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:54i don't think she's as crazy as you think i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:01what do you mean i mean you
00:32:05reject all of my advances and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:10what do you see in me or am i just entertainment to you entertainment sophie if you were just
00:32:19entertainment i wouldn't get involved in your life you're just young
00:32:28i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:31just because you're this big hot shot doctor at upn doesn't mean you know it's good for me or what
00:32:36i want
00:32:43what do you want
00:32:48you
00:32:51take me seriously
00:32:54get in the car
00:32:57what to where to spend thanksgiving with me and my family what unless you have something else
00:33:04plan for the break
00:33:30i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:33we're doing both my mother she hosts our clinics charity gala here for vacation home
00:33:40your vacation home as in you have multiple wow mr millen it's good to have you home
00:33:48and you have a butler at your vacation mansion luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:34:00what the hell look i didn't say because i don't want to stress out the truth is yes
00:34:06so my family's rich but we're not here to impress them we're here to show them that you're a part
00:34:11of
00:34:11my life and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:28is this the waitress that you brought me lucas
00:34:33why is she dressed so frumpy
00:34:40i'm not hang on what even am i to luke
00:34:51mother this is sophie my girlfriend girlfriend no way wait focus sophie manners
00:35:02nice to meet you miss miller
00:35:06girl kind
00:35:09what happened to the pretty woman jina
00:35:13the dean's daughter the one i worked so hard to set you up with
00:35:20mother again as i just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:24and my date to the gala if i have to remind you to her importance in my life
00:35:28again i'm gonna make sure this gala does not go
00:35:30smoothly unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of
00:35:32their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:33you ungrateful child
00:35:40if you'll excuse us we need to get ready oh before we go
00:35:43which room do you keep the ditches dior and versace she needs some options for
00:35:47tonight fourth floor third door on your view
00:36:00that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:12your brother has lost it get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:25is your mom always so narcissistic psychopath yeah
00:36:33that's why i don't really get along with the family but the charity gala raises a lot of money for
00:36:39my patients so i come back every year you care a lot about your patients that's sweet i do
00:36:46plus the other perk is i could spend a ton of money on you what does that mean
00:37:08which one of them speaks to you i mean i want all of them that's done
00:37:13i haven't even picked one out you said you want all of them they're yours
00:37:25i can't accept this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:29well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:33why do you like me i'm just a college student and you're you dr trust fund baby
00:37:42your culture your parents host charity events you have a butler that does your laundry i do my laundry
00:37:48in a coin operated machine that i share with like a hundred other students it's not too late to not
00:37:53associate with me
00:38:09of course it's too late now we're already falling for you
00:38:14then why won't you go all the way with me
00:38:21because i want it to be right i don't want you to look back on this and think of me
00:38:25as the old guy who
00:38:26took advantage of you but take it slow
00:38:34even though
00:38:38there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now really
00:38:48there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now really
00:38:49really
00:38:50really
00:38:50really
00:38:53really
00:38:54really
00:38:54really
00:38:55really
00:38:55really
00:39:11come back here i'm just giving you what you want luke
00:39:19are you teasing me miss tisdale you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:32just making sure you know what you're missing out on can you zip me up please
00:39:43you know i'm gonna get you back for this
00:39:54whatever you say doc
00:40:02that doesn't sound like jima
00:40:06he dumps my best friend
00:40:08the gala is tonight and luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm not strutting the
00:40:16campus mattress luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista don't worry mom
00:40:25i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:30mistake mm-hmm that's my girl
00:40:36sophie love you've been in there for two hours i promise you you're going to be the most beautiful
00:40:40person at the gala tonight
00:40:56holy
00:41:05it's not about being pretty i just
00:41:08i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:11i've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:14wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley and donated the party expenses
00:41:20you're so refreshing you ready
00:41:41wow
00:41:42well she's an upgrade of virginia yeah you never said your brother's chef was so pretty
00:41:48why would you want to break them up shut up there's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance
00:41:53fell on the train if my brother marries this nobody instead of gina
00:42:03i'd like to thank you all for coming to the baldwin memorial charity event this is a great opportunity
00:42:08for us to raise money for the family clinic myself and my girlfriend sophie tisdale are
00:42:13very excited to meet and talk to all of you cheers
00:42:21girlfriend not for long
00:42:36good evening everyone thank you so much for being here and our wonderful
00:42:42sharing auction our first item
00:42:50an all-expense-paid trip to bora bora with its amazing iconic volcanic views starting big
00:43:00five thousand five thousand now six twenty six
00:43:04bora bora after finals is pretty good can i get
00:43:09i don't know you need to come quick my wife's having a allergic reaction
00:43:12you're gonna be okay
00:43:13no
00:43:14let's go
00:43:23what is it
00:43:23my throat
00:43:26oh you're not
00:43:28breathe
00:43:34so
00:43:35number twelve seven thousand dollars all-expense-paid trip to bora bora give him a round of applause
00:43:40congratulations
00:43:42actually we have one more item up for grabs
00:43:45miss tisdale a gorgeous student has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man
00:43:53now according to miss tisdale she has a great personality and an even better mouth
00:43:59what a hussy auctioning a blowjob i hope dr miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:44:06i mean the poor guy's tending to a patient i knew that you were too classless with this family poor
00:44:13lukey
00:44:14she hasn't fooled trailer trash skank who let her kind in here i i wouldn't do that i would never
00:44:22i have a thousand for a night with miss tisdale
00:44:26hmm really sophie no one wants you for a thousand
00:44:30all right five hundred all right five hundred for the poor girl
00:44:37she's got student loans whatever that means
00:44:40where's luke
00:44:46are you
00:44:49i don't see anything wrong here no my my throat it it hurts
00:44:54i recognize you you're one of my sister's shithead friends what the hell's going on here
00:44:58hey my sister's doing you a favor bro patrick get out of my way why lower your standards we're
00:45:03millionaires she might be a good fuck but that's how she'll ever be man
00:45:13you can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money
00:45:17motherfucker
00:45:21450. 400
00:45:25oh all right i mean look i know sophie is just being modest
00:45:31poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom
00:45:34well i'll help the young lady then maybe we could have some late night study sessions huh
00:45:43sold for four hundred dollars wow sophie looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:46:01that's rich serena after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:46:05luke watch your mouth right now
00:46:09what was that you're saying about class latisha darling
00:46:19you idiot get off the stage we're leaving mom he's embarrassing me
00:46:24you're humiliating me in front of my friends you i see no need my dear our circle of elite friends
00:46:31can
00:46:32no longer be seen with the likes of you after all of this no but but no no young man
00:46:43that information
00:46:44you gave is illegal you're a doctor greg i was waiting to get to you you want to bet on
00:46:51my girlfriend
00:46:52aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend stephanie how's she recovering from her
00:46:55boobs out no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:47:04no no no no no i'm going to sue
00:47:08i'm going to sue you for everything you've got you can't you see yes my family might own the clinic
00:47:19that you all go to, but I'd practice under the university,
00:47:23so you can't touch me.
00:47:24So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:27I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:30and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:33Let's go.
00:47:35Get to writing.
00:47:37Let's go.
00:47:38Everybody out.
00:47:46Look at these assholes go.
00:47:48You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:50I would have been OK.
00:47:51I do it 1,000 times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:56than we have in the last 10 years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:02You all right?
00:48:16What are you looking for?
00:48:19I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went,
00:48:24might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:27What are you looking for?
00:48:29OK.
00:48:31Make me an appletini.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Seriously?
00:48:39All right, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:44Can we just choose something easier?
00:48:45You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:50All right.
00:48:55Can you open that?
00:49:02All right.
00:49:03Let's just make it simple.
00:49:06Body shots.
00:49:09I've never done that before.
00:49:12Seriously?
00:49:13What do you mean?
00:49:14You're, like, so old.
00:49:15I was trying to get him to school.
00:49:17I didn't have time to do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:21He just said you're hot.
00:49:22Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:24OK, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:37Holy shit.
00:49:58All right, I got the hang of that.
00:50:01Now it's your turn, Ms. Tisdale.
00:50:02Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:03Go for it.
00:50:04New rule.
00:50:05You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:07Is that so?
00:50:11Then where are you going to lick me?
00:50:15Mm.
00:50:15Mm.
00:50:19Mm.
00:50:21Mm.
00:50:22Mm.
00:50:22Shame, shame.
00:50:23You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:50:26Play, blame.
00:50:27Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:30How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:33Think you could get away with it?
00:50:35Be careful what you get, cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:39Mm.
00:50:48I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:50You drive me fucking wild.
00:50:53Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:02i'm an idiot.
00:51:05Wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I went too far. I'm sorry.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:10Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:12I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:14I want to do this with you.
00:51:15Lose my virginity.
00:51:17Sophie.
00:51:19Don't Sophie me. That's so patronizing.
00:51:24Okay, I'm trying.
00:51:26But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:29I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:33I'm terrified of that.
00:51:34It's this that hurts me, what you're doing right now rejecting me.
00:51:37What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:40Being together. Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:45I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:47My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:50I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:53But am I right for you?
00:51:56And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin, but this whole it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:52:08So, where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:11I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:14You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:20Don't follow me.
00:52:27Damn it.
00:52:34Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:52What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:54You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:59Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:01Nope.
00:53:03Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:05So, I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:08All to myself.
00:53:12What?
00:53:13You heard me.
00:53:15Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:19Seriously?
00:53:20You're into this?
00:53:22Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:24Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:26Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:28Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:31Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:33I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:37Pause.
00:53:39What did you just say?
00:53:44I'm a virgin?
00:53:47She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:49Aw, cute.
00:53:51Excuse me?
00:53:52Too much work.
00:53:54You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:55You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:59Sweetie?
00:54:00I'm a senior.
00:54:01That's even sour.
00:54:05You were just into me.
00:54:06Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:09You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:11But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:12You know?
00:54:14You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:54:18And...
00:54:19Sorry.
00:54:21What?
00:54:23I'm black.
00:54:31I'm in this $80,000 dress,
00:54:33and I can't even get a stupid, horny,
00:54:36prat guy to get with me.
00:54:39He would probably fuck anything,
00:54:40except for me, apparently.
00:54:45Oh, and Luke.
00:54:45Of course, Luke, on the other hand,
00:54:47he's had his hands literally inside of me,
00:54:49and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:52he didn't need to see more.
00:54:55You know what?
00:55:02Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:04I'm not the hospital right now, bro.
00:55:05Oh, look at me.
00:55:06I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor,
00:55:08and I'm also hot as fuck,
00:55:10and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:12with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:17Say something, asshole.
00:55:20Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:21So you can what?
00:55:22Not have sex?
00:55:24Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:24I think I'll stay right here
00:55:25where the guys at least have,
00:55:27I don't know,
00:55:27the decency to not lead me on.
00:55:30Guys?
00:55:30What guys?
00:55:31Did someone do something to you?
00:55:32Of course not.
00:55:34They said I was too messy.
00:55:36Too messy and too much,
00:55:38and I guess that means
00:55:39you get a second chance.
00:55:41No.
00:55:42You either fuck me
00:55:43or you lose me.
00:55:46I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:48I'm coming to get you.
00:55:49Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:56:02Sophie.
00:56:03Sophie.
00:56:04Hey, wake up.
00:56:09I got you.
00:56:11Come on.
00:56:25Is she?
00:56:31She's fine.
00:56:32She's...
00:56:34a bottle of water
00:56:34and two of these in the morning.
00:56:36I don't know what she drank,
00:56:37but whatever it is
00:56:38is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:42Sophie, you're gonna be
00:56:42the death of me.
00:57:02Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:06You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:10You feel like shit.
00:57:12You look like shit.
00:57:14But, like, a million bucks.
00:57:17So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:57:19Everly, the only thing
00:57:20that is gonna make this vodka,
00:57:22tequila hangover worse
00:57:23is hearing his name.
00:57:25He led me on
00:57:26and then left me for Ted.
00:57:28But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:30Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:33I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:36I guess I'm just too much work
00:57:38as a virgin.
00:57:40So I've decided...
00:57:43I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:45Huh?
00:57:46Well, virginity's like a whole construct, right?
00:57:49People, guys,
00:57:50aren't gonna stop treating me
00:57:51like a baby
00:57:52unless I stop acting like one
00:57:54and looking like one.
00:57:58I need you
00:57:59to help me look slutty.
00:58:06No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:58:08You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:58:09Why not?
00:58:10Soph, you are sexy.
00:58:12I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:14Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:16I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:18I'm giving off
00:58:19don't fuck,
00:58:20snooze fest,
00:58:21boring.
00:58:23Soph, as your best friend,
00:58:24I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:25that you don't have to
00:58:26change yourself
00:58:26for the right guy.
00:58:27The thing is,
00:58:28Mr. Right
00:58:28isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:34Burn me up.
00:58:51Perfect.
00:59:13Isn't that that one
00:59:14dorky barista chick?
00:59:15There's no way.
00:59:17That girl's off.
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:19It is.
00:59:20That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:22Dude, the makeover's
00:59:23actually working.
00:59:24Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:26Good.
00:59:26I hope the news gets back
00:59:27to Luke.
00:59:28I mean, more.
00:59:29Hmm.
00:59:35Oh, there he is.
00:59:36Are you gonna say something?
00:59:41Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:42No, I'm just gonna make you
00:59:44regret everything.
00:59:45Hmm.
00:59:52Thanks, babe.
00:59:53You mean the time, beautiful?
01:00:03And what can I get for you, handsome?
01:00:05A latte would be nice,
01:00:06but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:09I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:11What the hell's going on here?
01:00:12Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
01:00:13What the fuck did you just say?
01:00:15One latte.
01:00:16Coming right up.
01:00:19And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:21Sophie, what is this?
01:00:23You're dressed different,
01:00:24you're acting different.
01:00:24I don't get it.
01:00:27Whoops.
01:00:27Let me get that for you.
01:00:35Did you want a coffee?
01:00:36The Ave Shining is on the house.
01:00:39Sophie, I don't...
01:00:40Is this like a punishment?
01:00:41I mean, if it is, I get it,
01:00:42but telling yourself to other guys,
01:00:44it's not you.
01:00:44That's really not up to you anymore,
01:00:46Dr. Miller.
01:00:47I gave you a chance.
01:00:49And besides,
01:00:50there's someone out there
01:00:50who wants me
01:00:51and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:00:52in the process.
01:00:53Hey, uh,
01:00:54we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:56They're on the land fair.
01:00:57You should come.
01:00:59She's got plans.
01:01:01Actually, I don't.
01:01:03My first frat party invite?
01:01:05Wow.
01:01:06This whole hot girl act
01:01:07is actually working.
01:01:09You should bring your home, girl.
01:01:10Guy's gonna love you.
01:01:12I will.
01:01:12See you tonight.
01:01:15You're not going to bed.
01:01:16Newsflash.
01:01:17You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:18You could have been,
01:01:19but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:21That's not true.
01:01:21Actually,
01:01:22I have to go plan
01:01:23my outfit for tonight.
01:01:24My very sexy,
01:01:25very booby outfit.
01:01:30Sophie,
01:01:30I'm not gonna let you
01:01:31throw your life away
01:01:31just because of me,
01:01:32all right?
01:01:33If I'm gonna do this
01:01:33fucking frat party
01:01:34at 36 years old,
01:01:35I will.
01:01:39What could you have
01:01:39possibly been in that?
01:01:41Oh, that was
01:01:43sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:44Yeah,
01:01:45I think I still have
01:01:45the ears somewhere.
01:01:46Ew,
01:01:46that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:49I just found
01:01:50the perfect outfit
01:01:52to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:55Everly,
01:01:55not funny.
01:01:56Imagine being
01:01:57old-ass Luke
01:01:58stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:59and he gets a text
01:02:00from you in this.
01:02:02If he hasn't jumped
01:02:03off a bridge,
01:02:03he definitely will.
01:02:05How pathetic is it
01:02:06that I'm playing mind games
01:02:07with a guy
01:02:07that I haven't even
01:02:08gone to second base with?
01:02:09Hey,
01:02:10whatever helps you
01:02:10get over him,
01:02:11okay?
01:02:15We have push-up bra.
01:02:16Pink.
01:02:18Red.
01:02:31Get in.
01:02:32Get Sophie safe.
01:02:33Get out.
01:02:34Sophie,
01:02:35you're the only person
01:02:36I'm doing this for.
01:02:38Sick costume, bro.
01:02:41Right.
01:02:44Got to have at least
01:02:46three chicks with you
01:02:47to get in, man.
01:02:49Sorry.
01:02:50Rules.
01:03:00Idiot.
01:03:04I have to get to her.
01:03:05Where is she?
01:03:09Stop being shy.
01:03:10You look hot.
01:03:13See?
01:03:16Wait,
01:03:17hand me your phone.
01:03:18Why?
01:03:22Because
01:03:23I'm
01:03:25taking a 0.5
01:03:27I've been
01:03:28sending it to Luke.
01:03:31No.
01:03:31Yes.
01:03:38I got a hat.
01:03:40I have to get to her.
01:03:41Where is it?
01:03:41Popping bottles
01:03:42with the models
01:03:43Get like me
01:03:44My wrist don't froze
01:03:45Never missing any meals
01:03:46I feel like Lebron
01:03:47Cause I get the ring
01:03:49If you're bad
01:03:49And you know what
01:03:50You're my twinny twin
01:03:51I need to be so drunk
01:03:52to predict what you just did.
01:03:53He opened it
01:03:54immediately.
01:03:56He's so whipped.
01:03:57Welcome to the party.
01:04:02I need to be so drunk
01:04:04to predict what you just did.
01:04:05He opened it immediately.
01:04:06He's so whipped.
01:04:09Welcome to the party.
01:04:13Do it at his house.
01:04:19Hell yeah.
01:04:32It's just
01:04:33not the same
01:04:34when it's not him.
01:04:35Sophie!
01:04:36Sophie!
01:04:37Sophie!
01:04:37Sophie!
01:04:38Sophie!
01:04:40Sophie!
01:04:41Sophie!
01:04:45Woo!
01:04:46Woo!
01:04:50Yo, this girl's
01:04:51crazy!
01:04:57Yo, this girl's
01:04:58crazy!
01:05:03Just give me a second
01:05:04guys.
01:05:09Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:15You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:17Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:19That's a lie.
01:05:21You talk?
01:05:24Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:27Coming, my friend here's just leaving.
01:05:31Actually, I'll join.
01:05:32What? No.
01:05:33Don't let me go here.
01:05:42Who's going first?
01:05:45I'll spin.
01:05:47Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:48I hope it lands on me.
01:05:50He seems experienced.
01:06:03Fuck.
01:06:05Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:09What was the rule?
01:06:10As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:13I want out.
01:06:26Can you talk like adults?
01:06:28Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:34You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking radio.
01:06:56How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:59Come on.
01:07:02Okay.
01:07:23Bye-bye.
01:07:23I need to call her here.
01:07:23I'll do it.
01:07:23I'll do it.
01:07:23Bye-bye.
01:07:24Bye-bye.
01:07:24Bye-bye.
01:07:24Bye-bye.
01:07:25Bye-bye.
01:07:25Bye-bye.
01:07:26Bye-bye.
01:07:27Bye-bye.
01:07:28Bye-bye.
01:07:33what time's up when we were just you wanted to i'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine
01:07:39luke now you'll wish you would affect me when you had the chance
01:08:01so how was it luke's a little too shy for me i'm gonna spin again
01:08:20me me so if you come on him you had your chance luke come on noah
01:08:37okay i've never kissed anyone before what so i'm gonna embarrass myself so i'm warning you
01:08:46you can relax i wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors like everyone says
01:08:53you're freaky sex goddess derrick says that you put your legs behind your head i don't even know
01:08:59a derrick i'm sorry noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight i'm so screwed
01:09:08everyone in the frat knows that i'm a virgin and i'm the only one they're gonna kill me
01:09:12no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna make fun of me to death
01:09:17wait
01:09:18i'll help you how
01:09:28it's awful quiet in there noah come on virgin
01:09:34they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:40you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no but i'm just trying to make
01:09:47someone jealous you can tell them i fucked you upside down for all i care just as long as luke
01:09:52overhears
01:09:56i owe you noah are you in there oh yeah oh it's getting crazy in there oh yeah all right
01:10:12that's enough
01:10:15so if you open the damn door okay ready it's working oh you really want to piss him off he
01:10:25deserves it
01:10:50what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing him in with him well
01:10:57first i'm not here you don't know that you know you belong to me prove it
01:11:27so i don't really got time
01:11:31not there's no one
01:11:37yo
01:11:38why you trippin baby you know
01:11:40i didn't like you know what's up but you ain't psychic
01:11:44i told you nothing going down but you ain't like it
01:11:47i told you nothing going down but you ain't like it
01:11:51i need this off
01:11:52me
01:11:53i don't want to
01:11:56Me too.
01:11:57Me too.
01:12:12What? Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:15No. No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:19I'm just caking myself.
01:12:21I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:25You fucking idiot.
01:12:27You are.
01:12:50I promise you better take that.
01:12:52Someone better be dying.
01:12:54What's it, code blue?
01:12:56They are.
01:13:00I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:13:06I've been burned too many times. Are we ever gonna do this, Sophie?
01:13:13Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:13:16I promise we're gonna do this. We are.
01:13:19But not in some shitty frat house.
01:13:24You deserve better than that.
01:13:26Better how?
01:13:26Oh.
01:13:29You have a passport, right?
01:13:33Sexy underwear?
01:13:34Check.
01:13:35A jacket?
01:13:37Check.
01:13:37A bikini.
01:13:39Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:40He didn't tell me.
01:13:44Crap, he's here.
01:13:47Bitch, you won't believe this. Oh my God.
01:13:49He's dead.
01:13:55No way.
01:13:56This man's insane.
01:13:57He's actually psycho.
01:14:00On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:04Good luck soldier.
01:14:08Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:10He's hot.
01:14:11Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:14It's finally happening.
01:14:40You look incredible.
01:14:42Hmm?
01:14:42You said airport fit.
01:14:44I guess you just look delicious in everything.
01:14:52This is so psychotic.
01:14:54Am I really worth all this?
01:14:58It's the first times.
01:15:02Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:06International.
01:15:17Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:21I'm sorry. I just didn't wanna ruin the surprise.
01:15:24You ready?
01:15:30A croissant?
01:15:32You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:35It's a hint.
01:15:37Go look at the view. You'll know where we are.
01:15:46Are you crazy?
01:15:48You took me to Paris?
01:15:57Whoa.
01:15:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:00I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:05Luke.
01:16:12You wanna add something to the itinerary?
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:19I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:21Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:38It's finally happening.
01:16:41It's finally happening.
01:17:03I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:06You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:11Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:21Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:24She's all yours?
01:17:26Miss Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:32Yes.
01:17:33We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:37I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:39We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:44Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:45I'm sorry?
01:17:48Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:53I'll give you two a moment.
01:18:01I'm so sorry.
01:18:02I don't know how this happened.
01:18:04I was trying to be safe.
01:18:07Wow.
01:18:08What do you think the odds are?
01:18:101.6 in 100?
01:18:13You'd probably hate me.
01:18:16As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:20Graduations in a month and we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:32Sophie, I'm all in.
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