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01:00The first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:15Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:20I was the last one to find out I was pregnant
01:23Once I have this baby, I'll take the money and go
01:26First lady? Nah, that's not in the cards for me
01:29Nurse? Doctor? Surrogate number one just had her baby, it's a boy
01:33Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:36The second the president saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out
01:39Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:41Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:44I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it
01:47But then, one by one, the other women had their babies
01:49The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his
01:52Every last one of them got kicked out
01:54Take your bastard and get lost
01:55Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance
01:57I swear I can give you a child
01:58Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor
02:03Come on, push! Give it everything! Baby's almost here!
02:06Ah!
02:13One last push! Come on, you can do it!
02:15The baby's here! A healthy baby!
02:20Ah! Monster! Monster!
02:25What's wrong?
02:29What the hell?
02:31I just gave birth to...
02:32Dog pups?
02:34How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:36Oh no, this is bad
02:38The president won't even need a test
02:40No!
02:41Just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:43I'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:45And the money?
02:46Gone
02:50What's going on here?
02:52What's going on here?
02:55What's going on here?
02:57What's going on here?
02:59What should I do?
03:00What should I do?
03:09Where's my baby?
03:15Tell me, where is my child?
03:17Mr. President, I'm so sorry
03:19I let you down
03:21Sorry for what?
03:22I lied
03:22I...
03:25I wasn't pregnant
03:26That wasn't a baby coming out
03:28That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap
03:32One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36A fake pregnancy?
03:38So you mean my whole medical team
03:39can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:41That's because I was so desperate
03:43to get pregnant with your baby
03:44I took all kinds of hormone shots
03:45and it made me look pregnant
03:47Today, today I just ate too much
03:49and had to go
03:52What was that sound?
04:01Mr. President, you should stay back
04:03I just went
04:04It's pretty rank
04:05So I skipped a budget hearing
04:07and a National Security Council meeting
04:09and waited two hours here
04:11just for you to take a clap?
04:13Mr. President, I really didn't mean for this to happen
04:16Just give me more time
04:18I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby
04:21I won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:24But what about the surrogacy money?
04:26After playing me like this
04:27You'll work as a cleaner in the White House
04:29until you've paid off your debt
04:31What?
04:35No money
04:36And now I'm stuck working for free
04:38What a joke
04:39You two little troublemakers
04:41You totally screwed me
04:42If it weren't for you
04:43who knows
04:44maybe I'd be first lady now
04:52Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard
04:54Eh, whatever
04:55But hey, you're mine, right?
04:59You guys hungry?
05:01You hungry?
05:12Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:17All right, fine
05:18Breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:20I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:26Drink up
05:31Now that's what I call my kids
05:32Already drinking in style
05:33You two are going places
05:36Looks like mom's retirement plan
05:38is riding on you little fur balls now
05:42What the hell?
05:43I mean, I was definitely implanted
05:45with the president's sperm
05:46So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:51Whose dog is this?
05:53You hurt?
05:54Hey, easy now
05:55I won't bite
05:56Wow
05:57I've never seen a dog as big as you before
06:01Could it be
06:02him?
06:04Nah
06:04I'm definitely going crazy
06:12Mommy, hug
06:16You two?
06:17We're the puppies?
06:18How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:19And they're already big and can talk
06:21What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:23Mommy
06:25Their cheeks are soft and warm
06:27Feels just like regular kids
06:30Mommy, hug
06:33Okay, okay
06:34Mommy's good babies
06:37Puppy kids, whatever
06:38You're mine and that's all that matters
06:43Those two little monsters eat more every day
06:45This might just last them one day
06:48What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:50I just don't want to waste anything
06:52You're always talking about saving food
06:54So I'm supporting you
06:55Just focus on paying off your debt
06:57Don't try anything cute
07:00I get it
07:08Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:11Mom worked so hard for us
07:12We gotta get her a gift
07:15I think I smell
07:16Dad
07:16Mom worked so hard for us
07:18Even if the Sommer had a gift
07:21Only week
07:21If the Sommer is the fifth one
07:25Bang
07:26Sorry
07:26You look
07:26you Awww
07:30Awww
07:31Damn The
07:35Awww
07:36woman Was Your
07:36Philippines
07:36Lest
07:36Awww
07:41Awww
07:45Dear Zombies
07:47Hello ?
08:03Stop right there.
08:05Mrs. Olivia.
08:07So, a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use,
08:13what makes you think you're qualified?
08:16Quick qualified?
08:17What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:20It took me three years to get where I am.
08:22Three years of crisis.
08:23Of staying up with him through countless nights.
08:25And you?
08:25You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs and that's it?
08:28I never thought of it that way.
08:30Remember your place, janitor.
08:33Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:37Mrs. Olivia.
08:38Classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:40What?
08:42Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:46Hey babies, Mommy's home.
08:50Mommy!
08:51We got you a present.
08:52A present?
08:54What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:00For you, Mommy.
09:03Mommy!
09:05Here, take this.
09:07The presidential seal?
09:09The nuclear button briefcase?
09:11No, no!
09:19So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:21How could you steal this stuff?
09:24We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:27We found it in some room.
09:28This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:30You should wear it.
09:32Oh no, oh no.
09:34We are so screwed.
09:36Code Red.
09:37Locked in the White House.
09:38Search every room.
09:39Not one corner gets missed.
09:41Oh my God.
09:42If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:47Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:49This is the last one in the maid's quarters.
09:52Open the door.
09:58There they are.
10:00Right here.
10:02Oh my God.
10:03Caught red-handed.
10:04I'm definitely going to jail.
10:06Leah Cole, why are my presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase in your room?
10:11Mr. President, I-I don't know anything.
10:14I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just-here.
10:20It must be the real thief.
10:21They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House,
10:23so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off, or set me up.
10:27That lie is full of holes.
10:29Your room is so remote, which thief would just happen to come here?
10:33You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch!
10:35Just tell the truth already!
10:36Ma'am, look at me!
10:37I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:39Why would I steal something like that?
10:41I've got no motive!
10:42Mr. President, don't forget, this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:47When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:48I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:51That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase,
10:55to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:57Tell me, who put you up to this?
10:59Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:01I swear, I didn't!
11:04Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:06Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:08I think we should charge her with espionage, and throw her in prison, right now!
11:13No, I'm not a spy, I swear!
11:15Then let's do it in your way.
11:23Oh my god.
11:26Get down from there, now!
11:28That's the president!
11:29Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:38What the hell is that filthy thing?!
11:43You dirty bitch!
11:45You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays!
11:48Someone!
11:48Kill these animals!
11:49Throw them in the trash!
11:50No!
11:55Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
11:58I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
12:01They're like my own kids.
12:02I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:05It's hard enough.
12:05Please, don't hurt them.
12:06I swear I'll train them to use the toilet.
12:08And they won't chew up your shoes!
12:12Mr. President!
12:13These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
12:16And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:23You really like them, huh?
12:27Well, duh!
12:28They're my kids, of course I like them!
12:31Yes!
12:31They're adorable!
12:33Please just let me keep them!
12:35I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess, I'll even put diapers on them if I have to!
12:42Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:44I wish they were werewolves.
12:46This ends here.
12:47No one speaks of this.
12:49Thank you, Mr. President.
13:02We're finally gone.
13:04You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:07If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:12You can be her little hand warmers.
13:27Mr. President.
13:28I checked it out.
13:28Not so strays.
13:29The woman brought them to the hospital.
13:30But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
13:34No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:38So why lie?
13:40I wasn't pregnant.
13:42That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:43That was...
13:43That was a massive, toxic, waist level crap.
13:47One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:53Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:56Yes, sir.
14:07Hey, easy now.
14:09I won't bite.
14:10But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:16What is that woman hiding?
14:21Mr. President.
14:22She was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:25Tell me.
14:27What did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:30I...
14:30I didn't see anything.
14:35Tell the truth.
14:36Okay, okay.
14:37I'll talk.
14:37I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:40She gave birth of two puppies.
14:43And then...
14:45I passed out from shock.
14:47You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:50Yes, I swear.
14:51Every word is true.
14:52I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:55So that's it.
14:56Yesterday was so weird.
14:58Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:02But he totally let me off.
15:04And he even touched my pups.
15:05Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:07Get the cages ready.
15:08I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:17Quick!
15:18Hide!
15:24What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:26Those...
15:27Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:29Feeding dogs?
15:30With people's dishes?
15:31Leah Cole.
15:33This is the White House.
15:34Not your trailer park.
15:35Now hand over those mutts.
15:37The president said I could keep them.
15:40The president runs a country.
15:41You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:45Search the place.
15:46Find those little beasts.
15:47I'm throwing them out myself.
15:56Stop!
15:57The president said I could keep them.
15:59You can't...
16:00Out of my way!
16:07You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:09Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:13Let me tell you something.
16:15You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:19There you little bastards are!
16:23Grab them.
16:26Stray dogs dare to bite bite?
16:28Kill them!
16:29Do it now!
16:32No!
16:34Hit her.
16:47Don't move.
16:48You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday.
16:53Promise me.
16:55Never shift in front of anyone else or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:00Okay mommy.
17:04What are you waiting for?
17:06Pull those little beasts out!
17:09No!
17:10Don't hurt my kids!
17:12Kids?
17:13What kids?
17:15No!
17:16No!
17:20Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad?
17:24You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:27You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:30You're disgusting!
17:32You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:37You scheming little bitch.
17:39I'm not letting you stick around.
17:42I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:45Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:56Don't be scared.
17:59Mommy's here.
18:00What are you waiting for?
18:01Hit her too!
18:02Beat her until she stops moving!
18:16I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:28Mr. President.
18:29Mr. President, what brings you here? This place is beneath you.
18:33Olivia, you've got some nerve.
18:34I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here.
18:36Why do you bring people to hurt you?
18:38Mr. President, you misunderstand.
18:40I was worried about rabies.
18:41What if they pose a risk to you?
18:42I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back.
18:47She's... she's lying.
18:48She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:50Sorry I'm late.
18:59These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:21Oh my God, the President?
19:24The President is holding me?
19:26What kind of script is this?
19:28He saved me?
19:30And he's being... gentle?
19:31Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:35Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House, security's
19:39looking for someone to walk the dogs, you'd be perfect.
19:42Mr. President, I just didn't think it through.
19:44But I was only worried about your safety.
19:46You too.
19:47Are you here to protect me or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:51Mr. President, we...
19:52If you can't figure out who signs your checks, I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast.
19:55They're short on people in the Middle East.
19:57You leave tomorrow.
19:59See what a real field assignment looks like.
20:01Mr. President!
20:02We're sorry!
20:02Please, give us another chance!
20:04Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back.
20:08I've already disinfected the area, just needs oint applied regularly.
20:11I'll do it.
20:19Um, maybe I should just do it myself?
20:21I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
20:25Oh my God! The President just touched me!
20:27Why is he being so nice to me?
20:29We've only known each other for a few days!
20:31Is he... is he up to something?
20:38I promise you, what happened today will never happen again.
20:42Thank you for saving me, Mr. President.
20:46Come in!
20:48Mr. President, about what happened today, it was my mistake.
20:52I hope you can forgive me.
20:53Olivia, I've never doubted your work.
20:56But you need to understand, my personal life is none of your business.
21:01Yes, sir.
21:03From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner.
21:05Move her into the room next to mine.
21:08What?!
21:09And one more thing.
21:11The White House Correspondents Dinner is the day after tomorrow.
21:13Leah will attend as my girlfriend, we're making it official.
21:16Girlfriend?
21:17Girlfriend?
21:18Mr. President?
21:20This... this isn't right, I'm just a cleaner, I...
21:24No one deserves it more than you.
21:26What is wrong with this man?
21:27Did someone drug him?
21:29I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad, but this is too fast.
21:32I am not ready for this.
21:33Mr. President!
21:34Every major media outlet will be at that dinner.
21:36Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless.
21:39If they dig into her background, your reputation...
21:41Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia.
21:44I'm sure you'll do a great job at the dinner party.
21:48Too bad he doesn't know.
21:50These two little ones are his own flesh and blood.
21:53Only these two pups are truly mine.
21:55None of those women bore my seed, but no one can know I'm a werewolf.
21:59Their real identity has to stay hidden for now.
22:09Miss Cole, this is your room.
22:11If you need anything, just call me.
22:20Okay, come out, babies.
22:25Mommy!
22:29My good babies.
22:33Kids?
22:34You're sure the maid heard right?
22:35Positive.
22:36Two kids, four or five years old, called her mommy.
22:39Ugh.
22:40Got it.
22:41This bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy.
22:44Those brats are probably leftovers from some job.
22:46Baby data ran off.
22:47No one wanted them, so she got stuck with them.
22:49Then we should tell the president.
22:50Let him know she's got two kids in tow.
22:51He'll dump her for sure.
22:52That's too easy for her.
22:54Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
22:57Every media outlet in the country will be there.
22:59I'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone.
23:01She'll crawl out of the White House in shame.
23:05Mommy's going to a dinner tonight.
23:07You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out.
23:11Got it?
23:12Got it, Mommy.
23:13Bye-bye, Mommy.
23:20Mr. President, we hear you're announcing something big tonight.
23:24Any hints?
23:25You'll know soon enough.
23:37Who is she?
23:38I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous.
23:40Maybe some European princess?
23:42She's got that kind of vibe.
23:43Whoever she is, tomorrow's front page is locked.
24:00You look stunning tonight.
24:01Shall we dance?
24:05Mr. President, I don't know how.
24:09Just follow my lead.
24:16The President is... dancing with her?
24:19This is huge!
24:28No, no, no. Snap out of it, Leah.
24:30He's the President.
24:32Half the women in America would could kill to marry him.
24:34What makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance?
24:38Get a grip.
24:40Allow me to introduce my girlfriend, Leah Cole.
24:48He actually said it.
24:53Mr. President, what's Ms. Cole's background?
24:56How long have you two been together?
24:58How did you meet?
25:01Don't be afraid.
25:04My girlfriend is an ordinary girl.
25:06No noble background, no complicated past.
25:07She's clean, she's simple.
25:09I don't want my position to affect our relationship.
25:11I'm counting on all of you, please.
25:12Leave her alone.
25:16Ms. Cole, do you feel pressure being the President's girlfriend?
25:21I...
25:22How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:25I've never dated anyone.
25:26So that means the President is your first love.
25:34Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President, but there are two children at the door.
25:38They say they're looking for their mother.
25:40I wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for, I didn't dare stop them.
25:46My babies!
25:47My daughters.
25:48My babies, my babies.
25:49My babies.
25:50What do you think about this reality?
25:52Ann emmars.
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