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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, your fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Let's just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32So he's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:51Oh my god.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:01:00Oh my god.
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:11What was I so afraid of?
00:01:14Ha ha!
00:01:17Ha ha!
00:01:20Can disappear into the night.
00:01:23Into the night.
00:01:25Praise the lord.
00:01:28Praise the lord.
00:01:28Praise the lord.
00:01:31We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:36He loved his country, his god, but most of all his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But, our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel.
00:01:58That wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They're spewing vomit.
00:02:15They're eating babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord have mercy.
00:02:25We cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034.
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:41You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:48Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:02Praise him.
00:03:04Praise him for America.
00:03:04Praise him.
00:03:06Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:08Praise him.
00:03:09Praise your arms.
00:03:11Stand up.
00:03:13Stand up.
00:03:14Stand up.
00:03:14In the name of Jesus.
00:03:16My sweet body.
00:03:20Amen.
00:03:22Amen.
00:03:23Amen.
00:03:25Amen.
00:03:26Amen.
00:03:26Amen.
00:03:27Amen.
00:03:29Amen.
00:03:31Amen.
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking law of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:27I can't go down, but I don't get you there, you're gonna keep me out.
00:04:32Samir.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43On that cunt Homelander.
00:04:46Brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods.
00:04:49Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey.
00:04:53I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot?
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me prisoner.
00:05:03So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right.
00:05:07Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid that shit so we could crack on with a godly
00:05:12work of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news, Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, so we reckon.
00:05:23We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Don't know.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Or he scold-fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot calm it burst out of his
00:06:02mouth.
00:06:04Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:23So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends.
00:06:47But they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57All right, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:01I'm sorry.
00:07:02Do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, all right?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please.
00:07:45Wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:00So.
00:08:01It's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:09Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher,
00:08:14your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:26I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:32We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:40Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:45I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:09:07Oh, God.
00:09:09Listen.
00:09:09Judoff, sliced into my homelander. Shot here, here, here. It hurt every time. But the virus? That was the only
00:09:15time I wanted to die. The pain. And you're okay with it.
00:09:23No. On my life. I'm not. But this is happening. With or without us. So I must learn everything I
00:09:35can about this pestilence. So I can protect you. I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:13I just want you to.
00:10:15Yeah. C'est incroyable. Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom half. Is it really been grown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingly and damp.
00:10:50Don't ask me what you know is true. Don't have to tell you. I love your precious heart.
00:11:01I, I was standing. You were there. And they could never tear us apart.
00:11:18I told you that we could fly. I told you that we could fly. But some of us don't know
00:11:29why.
00:11:33I was standing. I was standing. You were there. And they could never help me to tear us apart.
00:11:58God damn it, Adrienne.
00:12:05I didn't need to come to this. You left me no choice. I know my leadership style can be stern.
00:12:16But it's for your own good.
00:12:21I like to think of myself as the big brother that you never had.
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend? You had, uh, Paul, Pop Fang. Betrayed us both to William Butcher. No less. Huge mess.
00:12:48Your fault. What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do? I gave you a chance to make things right. I, I reached out my hand. And
00:13:00you bit it. What did I ever do to, to deserve that?
00:13:06What, was I too nurturing? Too forgiving? Well, maybe. But damn it, you weren't like the others. Snakes. Backstabbers. I
00:13:17could count on you, man. I did.
00:13:19I loved you. I loved you. I loved you. But here we are. Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone. You wouldn't understand. Nobody does.
00:14:12But here we go.
00:14:18I have to wait.
00:14:18I know you are the most alone in the world.
00:14:19I know you're the most alone.
00:14:19I hope you have the most alone in my life.
00:14:19I think this is my character.
00:14:33firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows and we're doing a
00:14:40mortality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being sponsored
00:14:45you know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit 50 grand dog wankers
00:14:56guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
00:15:00frenchy how much longer teenage kicks you that out on patrol any minute they go out we go in
00:15:05rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess crow
00:15:11countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement i bet my butt an anal
00:15:15the beads is down there
00:15:22everything okay all good
00:15:32oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nip in twat in bring you back here
00:15:41keep the engine running
00:15:51are you ready
00:16:21internet's down cam's ticked
00:16:22um yeah we have a problem
00:16:28put on the man he really let himself go
00:16:37the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
00:16:45my god asshole must weigh 30 000 pounds
00:16:49my dick weighs more rich
00:16:53well right now wait we can move him
00:16:55even with the three of us
00:16:57so what now
00:17:16you what the fuck
00:17:18no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you
00:17:20you're safe okay you've been in deep freeze again
00:17:24oh jesus christ for how long
00:17:27almost two years in a cia black site
00:17:31i just found out this morning
00:17:34you found out this morning
00:17:35yeah
00:17:36but that just happens to be in your room
00:17:42did you fuck me
00:17:43what
00:17:44just some kind of incest thing
00:17:46no then what the fuck is this
00:17:48look i
00:17:50i want you to find william butcher
00:17:53find him yourself
00:17:54well the people that work for me are limited
00:17:56and you are the best tracker there is
00:18:00i just i need you to find him
00:18:01and report back
00:18:02very simple
00:18:04you want me
00:18:07to work for you
00:18:08well why don't we say work with me
00:18:10and i can help you
00:18:13i can give you a proper comeback
00:18:15i don't need you for that
00:18:17well the whole world does think that you're a russian spy so
00:18:22okay all right
00:18:23listen to me
00:18:26i'm no ass felch and commie
00:18:28you got that
00:18:29i know i know and listen
00:18:31i am vaught now
00:18:33me
00:18:34so the public
00:18:36they're gonna believe that you are whatever i tell them you are
00:18:40i can resurrect you
00:18:41i can give you back what you lost
00:18:44i can even make you number two in the seven
00:18:47number two
00:18:50or how about i finish the job
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck
00:18:57hey you could try
00:18:59who knows you might even fry the v right out of my blood
00:19:05or you might not
00:19:07but
00:19:08i'm betting that you hate william butcher
00:19:10more than you
00:19:12than you hate
00:19:13me
00:19:15after all i'm not the one that betrayed you
00:19:17am i
00:19:19i tried to kill you
00:19:21minute i turn my back
00:19:22how do i know you won't return the favor
00:19:25look
00:19:26uh
00:19:35you find william butcher for me
00:19:39all is forgiven
00:19:50looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
00:19:53improve your sleep
00:19:54strengthen
00:19:56your immune system
00:19:57nourish your soul
00:19:59the ancient daoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:03life force from leaving the body
00:20:06and invited prana
00:20:08solar energy in
00:20:10don't ignore your anal wellness
00:20:12introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium bivot
00:20:16bivros
00:20:17four bros
00:20:18okay we need to abort
00:20:20your
00:20:21mom
00:20:21should
00:20:22have
00:20:23aborted
00:20:24you
00:20:26fuck it
00:20:27we'll test it here
00:20:28what
00:20:29test
00:20:29monsieur charcutay if the virus is contagious
00:20:32as samir says
00:20:33safi me the game is over
00:20:35no butcher's right
00:20:37rockhart has seen us so
00:20:38we can't leave
00:20:40virus
00:20:40what virus
00:20:42look
00:20:43i don't break you lot out of the pen to flap about
00:20:45now all we gotta do
00:20:47is seal of ventilation
00:20:48every exit point
00:20:49tighter than a boy scout's asshole
00:20:52at jamboree
00:20:52no no no
00:20:53it's not possible
00:20:58maybe
00:21:02yo
00:21:05is that motherfucker holding his breath
00:21:07uh-huh
00:21:07his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
00:21:10he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
00:21:13like a blue whale
00:21:14if he won't breathe
00:21:15how do we get the virus in him
00:21:17well
00:21:18he ain't our first whale is he
00:21:20you lot sort this
00:21:21i'll fetch the virus
00:21:23kamekow you and me
00:21:30oh you two
00:21:31leave it out would you
00:21:33fucking work in here
00:21:37hey
00:21:38coming with you
00:21:40what for
00:21:41i don't trust you
00:22:00where's s'more
00:22:02he just disappears every afternoon
00:22:03won't say where he's going
00:22:05won't say shit
00:22:06he's on method
00:22:08meisner technique
00:22:10is that a jew thing
00:22:11we are using local soups
00:22:13and law enforcement
00:22:14to round them up
00:22:15but you can invoke the insurrection act
00:22:17if we need to deploy the military
00:22:19mr president
00:22:20good idea
00:22:20what qualifies someone as an active starlighter
00:22:24that's gonna be anyone who posts pro starlighter anti-homelander content
00:22:27honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us
00:22:31we've got what 52,000 data points on every user
00:22:35we truly live in an age of wonder
00:22:38but we are gonna need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
00:22:42love it
00:22:43it's just that after we've paid for vault's military contracts
00:22:46all those corporate tax breaks
00:22:48and for the existing freedom camps
00:22:51treasury's running a little dry
00:22:53people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
00:22:56but they'll flat out revolt
00:22:57if we raise taxes
00:22:58the president is thinking how insane this is right now
00:23:01he'll back you
00:23:02you can do it
00:23:04speak up
00:23:04and a lot of these sympathizers are Vought customers
00:23:07won't there a rest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:11nah
00:23:12we'll just start selling ads on Vought Plus
00:23:14wow
00:23:14amazing Ashley
00:23:16you're a real Che Guevara
00:23:17well alrighty then
00:23:18let me ask the most important question
00:23:22do I got immunity
00:23:34for fuck's sake
00:23:36soldier boy
00:23:37this is the president, vice president of the United States of America
00:23:41they work for me
00:23:43everyone
00:23:44soldier boy is gonna be number two in the seven
00:23:46once he is located
00:23:48William Butcher and Annie January
00:23:51wait wait wait sir
00:23:52no sir
00:23:53I can do this
00:23:54I can bring them in
00:23:54oh like you did with A-Train
00:23:56we're going in a new direction deep
00:23:59competence
00:24:00oh
00:24:01and Steve
00:24:01soldier boy is gonna need a full pardon
00:24:03well sir
00:24:04he uh
00:24:05he was guilty of
00:24:07you know
00:24:08treason
00:24:11consider it done sir
00:24:12terrific
00:24:13and you know what
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink
00:24:16uh Steve
00:24:17can you make him a
00:24:20Manhattan
00:24:21Manhattan
00:24:34god damn
00:24:36since what could soups
00:24:39teabag the president
00:24:40since me
00:24:58okay
00:24:59what's next
00:25:04what is it
00:25:32that explains how he's grown
00:25:35from bashing his bishop
00:25:39gross
00:25:48now that's what I'm talking about
00:25:52oh god
00:25:57fucking unsanitary
00:25:59ugh
00:26:24it's an amazing day
00:26:30next step will be to apply
00:26:32my fave foundation
00:26:33from my
00:26:34vitality collab
00:26:36velvet ember
00:26:37it doesn't fade
00:26:37even after a long day
00:26:38of shoving starlighters
00:26:40into police fans
00:26:43we talked about this
00:26:44I don't have a choice
00:26:45they make me do this
00:26:48there we go
00:26:50today I'm gonna be going
00:26:51for a dark hero look
00:26:53so we're gonna be using
00:26:54black noir's noir
00:26:55black liquid eyeliner
00:26:56because it is the
00:26:56that's what I'm gonna be doing
00:27:00dare enter my dark domain
00:27:02I am countess crow
00:27:04countess of the crows
00:27:06and I shall make you
00:27:07do the day
00:27:08that you decide
00:27:08fuck it
00:27:17fuck
00:27:18fuck
00:27:21it's like each layer of cum
00:27:24represents a slow passage of time
00:27:26it's like a metaphor for life
00:27:29no
00:27:29it's a metaphor for my balls
00:27:38what is the matter
00:27:40a starlighter cell in st louis was raided so
00:27:44they're all gone
00:27:45just like the one in
00:27:47portland and sacramento and boise
00:27:49and
00:27:50I guess we can add a train to that list right
00:27:55you
00:27:56didn't kill them
00:27:59they chose to fight
00:28:00yeah because they thought
00:28:01that I was going to save them
00:28:03I told them
00:28:04that we were gonna make it out
00:28:07fucking easy
00:28:08for me to say
00:28:09I'm bulletproof
00:28:12have you told
00:28:13British UE
00:28:13any of this
00:28:14no
00:28:15no because he'll say
00:28:16it wasn't my fault
00:28:17so
00:28:17I can't
00:28:22so this is why you do not care if the virus kills you
00:28:26I led them
00:28:27to a shallow grave
00:28:32so
00:28:33I just get a fucking white micket fence
00:28:36and cherry pie
00:28:38no
00:28:38I can't live like that
00:28:40if I follow them
00:28:41it's the only thing that makes sense
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
00:28:57and yes it's easier to wallow on your guilt
00:29:04but the fucking shit
00:29:06you get up every day and you keep going
00:29:10anything else is an insult to the dead
00:29:15grief
00:29:16just let go
00:29:18get your chopped old man hands off of me
00:29:20guess who didn't make it to patrol today
00:29:21oh shit
00:29:23Starlight
00:29:24oh my god
00:29:26you guys are terrorists
00:29:29what do we do with her
00:29:32same as rock hard
00:29:36you don't have a choice
00:29:40all right
00:29:41come on
00:29:42no
00:29:43no
00:29:43what
00:29:43let me go
00:29:49oh my god
00:29:52oh my god
00:29:53oh my god
00:29:54oh my god
00:30:09oh my god
00:30:16calories cut that's a good take no please this is a mistake i am not only 15 calories yeah now
00:30:26with acai and maca roots mom no cory go back inside please no you stay back because if you
00:30:36ruin my shot it's on site bitch okay let's go again and fix your tits they're lopsided
00:30:44all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty turbo rush now with acai and maca root
00:30:53that's fucking perfect okay great okay have fun and camp
00:31:02mom all over not a chance we have to help them help them and every super than 500 miles will
00:31:09be
00:31:09up or else within the hour we stayed a course mine's on a fucking job fuck the job
00:31:18come here go down
00:31:43homelander
00:31:48homelander
00:31:55sage i was just um what can i do for you well that was quite a surprise today are you
00:32:04sure waking
00:32:05him was the right call yes did you tell soldier boy about the virus no i did not of course
00:32:11not
00:32:14what am i gonna say i uh uh uh yeah hey i really want you to do this job for
00:32:18me but careful
00:32:20because there's a soup killing virus out there and you may die screaming sure you would have jumped
00:32:26at that oh you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities young lady
00:32:33well besides if there is a virus out there better you take the risk than us right
00:32:40ah that's tactical exactly because for a moment i was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your
00:32:45dad
00:32:49so when he gets infected and he dies you don't know that's gonna happen
00:32:52when it does you won't go to pieces because it was tactical right
00:32:56mm-hmm right
00:33:08so
00:33:11so
00:33:13so
00:33:13so
00:33:34Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:39Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
00:33:40All right, all right.
00:33:41Less talking, more giving.
00:33:45I'll take it.
00:33:52So how fragile is this?
00:33:54Very.
00:33:56Very fragile.
00:33:58If it broke on the way?
00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:34:02There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:08Huh.
00:34:09Wow.
00:34:12Best not drop it, eh?
00:34:17Thank you so much.
00:34:27Breathe, putain.
00:34:39You get him to breathe yet?
00:34:41What?
00:34:42Did you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:45I'm too late.
00:34:46No, le conard is imparious.
00:34:48Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon.
00:34:50But we're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:05We're not terrorists.
00:35:06Oh, God.
00:35:07When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and Sheila is gonna take a shit in
00:35:13the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:14Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:18It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:21The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't wanna be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:30All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:40Hmm.
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:50What's it called?
00:35:50A murder?
00:35:52Oh.
00:35:53Let me guess.
00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:57Damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:36:02Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:08They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
00:36:17Prozac, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:20Great, great.
00:36:21Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:39Please.
00:36:39Please.
00:36:40Please don't kill me.
00:36:42I just wanna go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom and my dad.
00:36:48Please.
00:36:49Please.
00:36:50Please.
00:36:53Please.
00:36:53Please.
00:37:01Careful!
00:37:03Cool.
00:37:08Oi.
00:37:09Fucking smart, are you?
00:37:10I know you're a little glad Atrain's dead.
00:37:16No.
00:37:16I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:18Atrain did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero.
00:37:23A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:27Listen.
00:37:28I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:34I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:36You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on your head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:44I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder drink.
00:37:45Don't talk to me about it, Annie.
00:37:46You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you,
00:37:52poncing about with this Jimny cricket listening to your heart bollocks,
00:37:56is just gonna get her killed.
00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:06You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15Love it.
00:38:29You're hitting the vial!
00:38:33It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that...?
00:38:42Well, well, well.
00:38:44He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:48Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put on my knife for a bit.
00:38:54You're telling us this now?
00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?!
00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:39:09New plan.
00:39:12Oi!
00:39:14Ain't you supposed to be a giant ice dudo?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:17Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:20Be a cunt.
00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
00:39:23Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:30Just you and me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:45Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:48Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:49Being super is not gonna save you.
00:39:51That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homelander's double the cunt now.
00:39:54If that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:58You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you!
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain.
00:40:04And you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:13Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:16Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:20Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
00:40:27Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fucking die, bollocko.
00:40:35Why'd you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:39You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:41Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:48Me?
00:40:49Homelander?
00:40:50Your old crew?
00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:54Do you wanna know why?
00:40:57Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
00:41:07What the fuck was that?
00:41:18Hey!
00:41:20You two fucktards of local soups?
00:41:21Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy?
00:41:24What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28Fuck!
00:41:29Fuck!
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:36Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:42Oh.
00:41:45Fuck.
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:57Hey, man.
00:41:58Get ready.
00:41:58We're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:00Slow down, kid.
00:42:02Soldier boy.
00:42:05He's alive?
00:42:07Fuck that.
00:42:07Just how long do we have?
00:42:09Just Huey.
00:42:10Huey!
00:42:11Huey!
00:42:13We gotta move.
00:42:15Our fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:17Oh, shit.
00:42:29Let's go.
00:42:44Ah!
00:42:45Shit!
00:42:45Oh!
00:42:46Oh!
00:42:47Ah!
00:42:47Go!
00:43:28That's Dukie!
00:43:29Hey! I gotta drop the Dukie!
00:43:33Get it?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:37You're the Dukie!
00:43:42Kill it!
00:43:59I got you.
00:44:02I know.
00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:19Yeah, it's good, I think.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh shit!
00:44:27Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:29No!
00:44:34You with me?
00:44:48Yui Cable has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so-called soup killer?
00:45:04Huh.
00:45:04Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No.
00:45:15Virus.
00:45:16Rich.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:19Come in.
00:45:20Your face.
00:45:21Bro!
00:45:21Do not- not right now.
00:45:31What the f-
00:45:53No.
00:45:56No.
00:45:58No.
00:46:00Hey!
00:46:08No.
00:46:09Yun.
00:46:15Hon, no.εη¬εΊ
00:46:18Isn't that a f
00:46:19- No. Honey. You'll
00:46:25get through.
00:46:26The evilmunstrums.
00:46:27Honey. Ah. Honey.
00:46:29You even laid in a palace.
00:46:38I don't know.
00:47:07Well, I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck. I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No, you don't.
00:47:16Come on. Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, mon coeur.
00:47:20And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:30Leave.
00:47:58Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme?
00:48:12Cheesy Gordy to Crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking God.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground,
00:48:47tongue-lashing my clit till he needs a knee replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:58She's got to listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:04Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:10And I can help you.
00:49:11But you've got to talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You're going to blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable.
00:49:32Ashley, that was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:40I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here, I see a spine.
00:49:51Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders bat shit.
00:50:34The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader.
00:50:39I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:44Just shut up, or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No.
00:50:56No.
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure.
00:50:59Triple-check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03Chance, merci de votre mère.
00:51:18Goddamn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop whorehouse on that 23.
00:51:28Soldier cut down.
00:51:29Homeland did it go.
00:51:31We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:38Won't get it.
00:51:41No.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:02You were right.
00:52:05This virus.
00:52:06There is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:12Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:32Mon amour, you did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39No innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:41No, je pepon.
00:52:43Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the lives we've taken, I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:04We...
00:53:08Is this all?
00:53:25You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:28This virus...
00:53:31Is fucking brutal.
00:53:33I don't know.
00:53:34For a rock heart, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:42Neither of us is fine.
00:53:45And we shouldn't be.
00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
00:53:50You're perfect.
00:53:51But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:56I'm going to keep fighting.
00:54:01And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
00:54:07But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:25I know.
00:54:28I'm late.
00:54:30I'm late.
00:54:33I'm late.
00:54:43All right, Sarah.
00:54:47Time for your meds.
00:54:58There's a good boy, eh?
00:55:00Mm-hmm.
00:55:15Whoa, hey.
00:55:16Be careful, sir.
00:55:16There's a viral contagion.
00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:21I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:28I told him to report back.
00:55:31I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:32Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like Soldier Doy.
00:55:36Am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir.
00:55:41This should have been you.
00:55:42Oh, hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:44Leave.
00:55:51I was swimming.
00:56:17Not you, too.
00:56:20Not you.
00:56:29Why doesn't everyone keep leaving me?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:47I can't go down, but I get up again, because they're ever going to keep me down.
00:56:52I can't go down, but I get up again, even though they're ever going to keep me down.
00:56:56I can't go down, but I get up again, because they're ever going to keep me down.
00:57:12He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:57:17He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:25Oh, Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy
00:57:32I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:36In the heaven, it's gonna keep me down
00:57:54It's in the night, boy
00:57:58It's in the night, boy
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:03He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:58:12Don't cry for me, ex-born neighbor
00:58:19I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:29I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:33I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:41You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:42I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:45You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:47I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:50You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:52I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:54You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:56I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:59:27I'll see you next time.
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